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Shell Game

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without rigid adherence

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“Man Caves” are fucking disgusting places for cowards to retreat when they realise their fuckwit ideas of masculinity don’t translate to, you know, the real world. There’s a reason why all that parasitic alcohol and sport related paraphernalia isn’t standard issue in a home and that reason is it fucking sucks. A discount lager branded beer mat on a wooden bench in a garage isn’t an identity or a form of self-expression; it’s not homage to some sort of working class collective consciousness. It’s just big business marketing guilt tripping your deadshit mind via feelings of nostalgia associated with times when you thought you were happy (you weren’t, you were drunk). Bundaberg Rum isn’t a badge of honour, it’s a distilled alcoholic beverage, it’s not real, it’s a product. You know that bear they use in their ads? I know the idea is great but he isn’t real either, he’s not your mate, you and the bear, you never went on fishing trips together. Don’t buy into their shit, just fucking go inside and talk to your family you big dumb man cave cunt, stop sitting there pretending you’re having a good time, we all know you aren’t, you’re pathetic in there, stewing away on some disgusting couch on your phone leaving racist comments on news articles, hate-tweeting local celebrities until they kill themselves, insulting “faggots” while rubbing one out to some lesbian porn, reminiscing about the great years gone by (they weren’t great, again, you were drunk).
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Interested in seeing a femboy with a huge sclong? Or maybe a twink with a fat ass twerking? If the answer to both these questions are yes, then you're in for a damn treat here.

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at the end of the day any food that hasn't been sold gets put on a big table in the middle of the dining room where customers can watch it slowly mold
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 My mother is kind of a miser and didn’t want to spend the money on something, she thought, only kept me from getting a sunburn (and I’m one of those people who burns once in the spring and never burns again all summer). The other parents would be putting sunscreen on their kids and she would just rub my arms and back pretending to put sunscreen on so the others would think she was being a “good parent”.
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Shell Game, May 31, 2022, 07:59:39 pm

"Strong Bad is on point"
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I am Merzbow and I am about to start recording a track, Hydrogenic Pussy Frost, for a new album.
As I am about to start recording, I notice the grim reaper in the corner of the room about to touch me.
When he touches my skin and the cold embrace of death arrives, I am whisked away towards a glorious fantasy.
I open my eyes and I am surrounded by hundreds of chickens in a breezy forest. They are walking around, gently clucking to themselves when one by one they noticed me. I hold my hand out and one approaches me. While gently petting this chicken (brown with the red bits on it’s head) I noticed a couple of them also getting closer to me and press themselves against me, almost like a hug. We stayed like this for a while until I decided that I wanted to see more of this environment I was in. Wandering around this brightly lit forest, followed by dozens of chickens, I am feeling very relaxed. Although I produce noise on the regular, the ambience of the forest (and chickens) is a nice change.
dractivisionary, March 22, 2022, 09:35:03 pm

You have no idea how happy I am to see this again
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Disclaimer: At some points in this write up, it may seem like I hate JK Rowling. This is because I hate JK Rowling.
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He didn’t enjoy making videos at first, and it took the consultants a while to figure out the Liver King’s preferences—as in, nothing that shows him engaging in any behavior that could be seen as remotely feminine. Like, say, carrying groceries, as one early nixed video script suggested. “I don’t think that’s a man’s job,” he told me.

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yarn add --dev @electron-forge/cli

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I'm still confused by the fact that it's been so many pages since someone directly berated Miyuki for existing