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Title: Episode 54 - Back For Seconds
Post by: Shell Game on December 21, 2018, 09:50:45 am
(https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/7/72/Eat-More-Food-Step-15-Version-2.jpg/v4-460px-Eat-More-Food-Step-15-Version-2.jpg.webp) (https://thefmin.us/back-for-seconds/)
Title: Episode 54 - Back For Seconds
Post by: Breakfast on December 21, 2018, 10:00:27 am
I can't believe I've been using Jell-O the wrong way my entire life...
Title: Episode 54 - Back For Seconds
Post by: positive stress on December 21, 2018, 10:06:47 am
See, I've been telling you all these years that you're not supposed to be giving yourself an enema with it!
Title: Episode 54 - Back For Seconds
Post by: Shell Game on December 21, 2018, 12:13:39 pm
Breakfast, have you ever consider filling yourself... with air?
Title: Episode 54 - Back For Seconds
Post by: A Meat on December 21, 2018, 02:00:23 pm
is the reason why rubbing their bellies is the erotic act because you can't actually reach their genitals?
Title: Episode 54 - Back For Seconds
Post by: Breakfast on December 21, 2018, 04:27:47 pm
Breakfast, have you ever consider filling yourself... with air?
Shell Game, December 21, 2018, 12:13:39 pm
(kumquat voice) BREAKFAST WITH AIR!!!
Title: Episode 54 - Back For Seconds
Post by: Shell Game on December 22, 2018, 07:06:37 pm
is the reason why rubbing their bellies is the erotic act because you can't actually reach their genitals?
A Meat, December 21, 2018, 02:00:23 pm

i think that, and this kinda builds off of what Adam was saying in the ep, feeders are just really into THE IDEA AROUND eating a bunch and getting huge. Like. The belly part is a constant reminder of some platonic ideal of fat that can only be attained by the most erotic of feedings.

Also maybe. Breakfast did read that line from the guy who was scared he was "too fat to masturbate."
Title: Episode 54 - Back For Seconds
Post by: Sherman Tank on December 22, 2018, 10:51:48 pm
[yuck]
Title: Episode 54 - Back For Seconds
Post by: Mix on December 25, 2018, 02:44:47 pm
They didn't read it in the episode, but I still think that the 'Chocolate Chip Cheesecake Calorie Bomb' is one of the grossest recipes I've encountered when mining for stuff, so here you go:

NSFW content. Click to show.

This thing is around 3200 calories. [freakout]
Title: Episode 54 - Back For Seconds
Post by: Shell Game on December 25, 2018, 10:31:22 pm
Evil Cheese Goo was enough for me tbh. But maybe there's a place for bad recipes in our future. Who knows?
Title: Episode 54 - Back For Seconds
Post by: Sherman Tank on December 26, 2018, 12:15:35 am
I wanna do a recipe episode!
Title: Episode 54 - Back For Seconds
Post by: Wrought on December 26, 2018, 07:20:23 am
Wow, it's been a while since an episode has made me actually physically sick. Thank god I waited until I was done eating a bunch of garbage at a christmas eve party to listen to you guys read about someone funneling cream down their throat
Title: Episode 54 - Back For Seconds
Post by: Shell Game on December 26, 2018, 08:45:22 am
Wow, it's been a while since an episode has made me actually physically sick. Thank god I waited until I was done eating a bunch of garbage at a christmas eve party to listen to you guys read about someone funneling cream down their throat
Wrought, December 26, 2018, 07:20:23 am
Are you saying our holiday treat didn't put you in the mood to try funneling?
Title: Episode 54 - Back For Seconds
Post by: Dawnswalker on December 29, 2018, 06:18:43 pm
"Are these people cats or dogs?"

The Case For:
- Cats are lactose intolerant.
- Cats are obligate carnivores (aside from the "unique" cream of brocolli soup that was promptly vomited up in the part of the story the OP didn't tell, were there any other vegetables in this entire doc?)
- Cats lack the reflex that tells them when they are too full to eat anymore, which is why they are always meowing to be fed. The activities of this forum are perfectly rational to a cat.
- Cats use their whiskers to help them judge whether a space is wide enough to squeeze through. A cat that is intelligent enough to observe human behaviour but that is not intelligent enough to contextualize it might mistake the act of bumping into things a lot (such as in the Stuckage story) as the normal human version of that activity for humans that are humanly posting on a human forum.

The Case Against:
- Cats can't type on a keyboard without fingers?
- Cats don't have money with which to pay the internet bill?
- (Submit proposal for research grant money before finishing this part)
Title: Episode 54 - Back For Seconds
Post by: Shell Game on January 03, 2019, 05:40:28 pm
But can cats or dogs figure out a funnel?
Title: Episode 54 - Back For Seconds
Post by: beelzeboob on January 04, 2019, 10:06:34 am
Deviant art says yes!
Title: Episode 54 - Back For Seconds
Post by: Shell Game on January 09, 2019, 12:57:42 pm
https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1082689742364467202?s=20
Title: Episode 54 - Back For Seconds
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 09, 2019, 04:30:19 pm
¡NO ME GUSTA!