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Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Lemon on July 29, 2016, 09:05:00 am
(http://sexcoin.info/images/main_logo.png)
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Yavuz on July 29, 2016, 09:07:21 am
Yay! Acier is back!
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Ambious on July 29, 2016, 09:36:16 am
(http://i.imgur.com/juGFj71.jpg)
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: chai tea latte on July 29, 2016, 10:33:53 am
more like port boy's complaint
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Jack Sensation on July 29, 2016, 10:38:34 am
I threw up making this doc and elected not to include that material, you're welcome.
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on July 29, 2016, 11:41:14 am
Hey guys? I'm starting to think that the Internet may be gross.
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 29, 2016, 11:50:14 am
Just to disappoint you all, regarding the final fantasy thing, Lightning and Serah are sisters, and Serah and Vanille both look and act and sound like children.
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on July 29, 2016, 11:53:24 am
Just to disappoint you all, regarding the final fantasy thing, Lightning and Serah are sisters, and Serah and Vanille both look and act and sound like children.
moooo566, July 29, 2016, 11:50:14 am
Oh man, now it's gross.
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: DetectiveSlowpoke on July 29, 2016, 12:38:14 pm
Who knew that people who post on porn sites would type incomprehensible babble.
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Ambious on July 29, 2016, 12:57:39 pm
I just want to sound me objection at the pronunciation of "Dogecoin" as "DOJE-COIN"!
IT'S A HARD G!
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 29, 2016, 01:12:51 pm
So is there going to be a STOG.xyz? Just a random "Joke from another Universe" generator.
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Yavuz on July 29, 2016, 01:16:17 pm
So is there going to be a STOG.xyz? Just a random "Joke from another Universe" generator.
Sanguinary Novel, July 29, 2016, 01:12:51 pm

Unfortunately, stog.xyz is already owned by someone in Shenzhen. Maybe stog.us, though.
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 29, 2016, 01:18:37 pm
Yay! Acier is back!
Yavuz Sultan Selim, July 29, 2016, 09:07:21 am
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Jack Sensation on July 29, 2016, 01:36:43 pm
I finally got to listen in full and I really want to emphasise that you should not pity Brett, he is a bad man and I hate him, see the time he was really into people uploading photos of friends and colleagues to find someone who looks alike to jack off to.

I mean I hate everyone on that site except BRAD BERGER but still.
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: A Meat on July 29, 2016, 01:49:07 pm
I just want to sound me objection at the pronunciation of "Dogecoin" as "DOJE-COIN"!
IT'S A HARD G!
The Ambious Exists, July 29, 2016, 12:57:39 pm
Is it? IPA gives me [ˈdɔːdʒe] which would be more like dojei (j like in jam or jet). At least if you go by the Italian pronunciation. We're talking about coins issued by the elected leader of Venice, right?

Fun fact, Herzl wanted the leader of Israel to be called a 'Doge' as well, for some reason, shame it didn't happen.
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Ambious on July 29, 2016, 01:54:33 pm
I just want to sound me objection at the pronunciation of "Dogecoin" as "DOJE-COIN"!
IT'S A HARD G!
The Ambious Exists, July 29, 2016, 12:57:39 pm
Is it?
A Meat, July 29, 2016, 01:49:07 pm

I have no idea, actually, but that's how I always read it so it has to be true for everyone.
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: chai tea latte on July 29, 2016, 05:29:33 pm
Common usage seems to be hard g.
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: tayroc122 on July 29, 2016, 05:37:02 pm
I agree with Lemon, data.pornhub.com is actually very interesting. In Grad school I actually pulled data from their study on World Cup porn viewing statistics to prove a point about the weirdness of nationalism. (Tho I now forget what exactly the point was). Had to swear to so many people that I went to PornHub for 'only the data'.
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Frank West on July 29, 2016, 07:48:04 pm
All the teenaged memesters I have heard say it pronounced it "doh-zhay" so that is what i am going with.
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: KingKalamari on July 29, 2016, 08:05:40 pm
Oh man, that guy who thought Pornhub was spying on his hard drive was the best. Gangstalking victims are probably my favourite variety of crazy people
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Positronic on July 29, 2016, 08:32:16 pm
Is STOG running for the PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY party?
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 29, 2016, 10:33:05 pm
Anyone who knows the correct pronunciation of "Dogecoin" is someone I do not want to meet ever. Not even if they're Kate Upton.
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: SirSlarty on July 29, 2016, 10:33:25 pm
Still laughing at the outro.
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 29, 2016, 10:49:07 pm
There's something fascinating about the differences between different porn site comments. PornHub has all this shit while if an XVideo clip has any comments at all they'll just be someone asking who the woman in the video is, even if their name is in the video description.
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Cleretic on July 30, 2016, 12:48:11 am
Just to disappoint you all, regarding the final fantasy thing, Lightning and Serah are sisters, and Serah and Vanille both look and act and sound like children.
moooo566, July 29, 2016, 11:50:14 am
His name dump near the end also included Yuna and Rikku from FFX, who are cousins.
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Chaymie on July 30, 2016, 03:02:59 am
monster cock lover lol
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Patterns on July 31, 2016, 01:29:45 pm
I really like the guy who believes watching porn for three hours straight is something you should be rewarded and recognized for.
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: STOG on July 31, 2016, 02:06:46 pm
I really like the guy who believes watching porn for three hours straight is something you should be rewarded and recognized for.
Patterns, July 31, 2016, 01:29:45 pm

WE'RE HOLDING A PARADE NEXT TUESDAY FOR THE GUY WHO WATCHED THREE HOURS OF PORN

WE'VE MADE AN IMPRINT OF HIS BUTT GROOVE ON HIS COUCH AND WE'RE GONNA INSTALL IT ONTO THE SIDEWALK

HOORAY FOR THE PORN WATCHER
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 31, 2016, 02:53:47 pm
I really like the guy who believes watching porn for three hours straight is something you should be rewarded and recognized for.
Patterns, July 31, 2016, 01:29:45 pm

WE'RE HOLDING A PARADE NEXT TUESDAY FOR THE GUY WHO WATCHED THREE HOURS OF PORN

WE'VE MADE AN IMPRINT OF HIS BUTT GROOVE ON HIS COUCH AND WE'RE GONNA INSTALL IT ONTO THE SIDEWALK

HOORAY FOR THE PORN WATCHER
STOG, July 31, 2016, 02:06:46 pm

I've been to one of those, they're really weird

Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Patterns on July 31, 2016, 03:07:18 pm
I really like the guy who believes watching porn for three hours straight is something you should be rewarded and recognized for.
Patterns, July 31, 2016, 01:29:45 pm

WE'RE HOLDING A PARADE NEXT TUESDAY FOR THE GUY WHO WATCHED THREE HOURS OF PORN

WE'VE MADE AN IMPRINT OF HIS BUTT GROOVE ON HIS COUCH AND WE'RE GONNA INSTALL IT ONTO THE SIDEWALK

HOORAY FOR THE PORN WATCHER
STOG, July 31, 2016, 02:06:46 pm

I've been to one of those, they're really weird

Sanguinary Novel, July 31, 2016, 02:53:47 pm

Somebody get in contact with Brett, I'm sure you can find him in that guy's hard drive
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: McShrimpsky on August 04, 2016, 12:32:53 pm
I love that there are people who think Pornhub literally films and publishes all the porn on their site themselves.  There was one guy who was the perfect example of this, but "HEY WILL YOU HIRE ME I CAN DO POSSUM AND TINY DICK" and "HEY YOU SHOULD PIXELATE ALL THE EUROPEAN PORNSTARS" were pretty great too.

Also, if anyone is curious about the kind of achievements you can get from browsing Pornhub, a friend and I started doing a Pornhub doc (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1p8Nga1Z21J2CBpSMXUwXOFj1wTZGtYjWrhtFi1E4fac) last year which never really took off, but did include the beginnings of a cheevo-list.  For your consideration:

•The Gatherer
•The Freshman
•The Scribe
•Miss/Mister Popularity  [That whole thing is the title of the achievement]
•The Prophet
•The Squire
•Philosopher
•Launching Your Brand  [Fuuuuuuuuuck]

I forgot to write down what you had to do to earn these, but I hope "Philosopher" is the one for watching porn for three hours straight.
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Yavuz on August 04, 2016, 12:51:16 pm
I forgot to write down what you had to do to earn these, but I hope "Philosopher" is the one for watching porn for three hours straight.
McShrimpsky, August 04, 2016, 12:32:53 pm

I wank, therefore I am.
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Frank West on August 04, 2016, 01:21:00 pm
I forgot to write down what you had to do to earn these, but I hope "Philosopher" is the one for watching porn for three hours straight.
McShrimpsky, August 04, 2016, 12:32:53 pm

I wank, therefore I am.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, August 04, 2016, 12:51:16 pm

Cogito ergo cum
Title: Episode 222: The Left Hand Complaints
Post by: Yavuz on January 27, 2018, 02:52:37 pm
I'm not sure whether this article (https://mashable.com/2018/01/23/pornhub-interactive-sex-toy-line/) belongs in this thread or the VR porn thread, but it belongs in one of them, and I picked this thread.