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Topic: Episode 95: Why Crush A Bug When You can Ruin It Emotionally?  (Read 37579 times)

icarus

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and i thought this didn't have any practical application in the real world.

also re: caveman lice, i can't believe i know this but i blame documentaries. apparently pubic lice are an evolutionary spin-off of general body lice that humans used to have. SO pubic lice didn't exist for cavemen, it was more just LICE EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME. and even then it wasn't like AW YEAH AWESOME ME GOT LICE. it was more like 'shit, me got lice. social grooming in me future, oog.'

i wonder how many of these people have this image (which as i recall is an ad for using protection during sex) in their porn folders
buttz and scorpions ahoy

(sorry bout that lemon)
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« Last Edit: March 05, 2013, 08:34:45 am by icarus »

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You all are a bunch of pansies.  I was able to listen to the episode twice!

...Although I think I've crossed some sort of internet event horizon when halfway through the episode, when you guys were reading about the one guy who was an insect furry just because he thought they were neat and not because of macro/micro stuff or bugs up his dick, and I thought to myself "that actually sounds pretty normal".  I'm broken now, aren't I?
Cyberventurer, March 05, 2013, 07:43:55 am

I definitely had a similar thought, like "the one who's just into anthro insects is by far the most sympathetic and understandable person in this whole episode", and they talked about finding xenomorphs sexy. God bless the internet for ruining me to this point.

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I wonder if bug people have any overlap with sinking fetishists. I'm sure that there are plenty of creepy-crawlies in the bogs and jungles where most of sinking porn is located, so what could be better for someone with both fetishes than wading around in a leech-filled quagmire with their sinky bug buddy?

As a side-note to that excellent thought experiment, I searched for Japanese crab lice to see what they were talking about because I'm interested in bugs (non-sexually of course, I hate that I have to qualify that now) and, not surprisingly, one of the first results on Google was that fucking FAQ.
« Last Edit: March 05, 2013, 10:58:07 am by nilvoid »

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I listened to the episode with my cat and she bit the hell out of me.

I think she was trying to tell me something.

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I wonder if bug people have any overlap with sinking fetishists. I'm sure that there are plenty of creepy-crawlies in the bogs and jungles where most of sinking porn is located, so what could be better for someone with both fetishes than wading around in a leech-filled quagmire with their sinky bug buddy?
nilvoid, March 05, 2013, 10:25:54 am

Good news! SaturnMoth also has a "messy fetish", so chances are he's going mudding in an Armani full of ants.

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Good news! SaturnMoth also has a "messy fetish", so chances are he's going mudding in an Armani made of ants.montrith, March 05, 2013, 12:22:12 pm

Fixed that for you.

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I think Indiana Jones has had enough of this episode.

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I was actually kind of surprised that this was 'that episode'! I thought it was hilarious, and I could easily relisten to it, even with all of the disgusting content. If I'd been reading the text I was hearing or (gah) looking at some kind of image of the content in question, I'd probably have different feelings, but as it was, I was mostly just entertained by the suffering of the readers.

On my personal scale of horrifying fplus episodes, I'd say it's slightly less disgusting than the adult babies episode was (but only slightly).

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I was actually kind of surprised that this was 'that episode'! I thought it was hilarious, and I could easily relisten to it, even with all of the disgusting content. If I'd been reading the text I was hearing or (gah) looking at some kind of image of the content in question, I'd probably have different feelings, but as it was, I was mostly just entertained by the suffering of the readers.

On my personal scale of horrifying fplus episodes, I'd say it's slightly less disgusting than the adult babies episode was (but only slightly).
Moriarty, March 05, 2013, 04:55:51 pm

I thought most of the content in the episode was handleable...Except for that story of that guy sticking maggots in his dick. Even beyond the bug-fucking there was a lot wrong with that scenario: Who the fuck sees a moldy, week-old piece of pizza and thinks to themselves "I'm gonna stick my dick in that!"

And now the theme of this episode (That was unfortunately passed over):

« Last Edit: March 05, 2013, 06:06:56 pm by KingKalamari »

nilvoid

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Good news! SaturnMoth also has a "messy fetish", so chances are he's going mudding in an Armani made of ants.montrith, March 05, 2013, 12:22:12 pm

Fixed that for you.
Chaz GELF, March 05, 2013, 12:57:18 pm

I was thinking something like this:

But full-body.

(I can't seem to embed youtube links)

Keetah Spacecat

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The dick maggots has to be made up, because if catheters are super painful to put in a guy, how the hell do you manage to stick 6 maggots in there without screaming? Unless the dude was tripping, which would explain lack of pain.

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The dick maggots has to be made up, because if catheters are super painful to put in a guy, how the hell do you manage to stick 6 maggots in there without screaming? Unless the dude was tripping, which would explain lack of pain.
Keetah Spacecat, March 05, 2013, 08:05:13 pm

Two handy rules for your future reference:  any story that starts basically like, "I am an incredibly awesome-handsome fellow," or, "I never thought this would have happened to me!" are always fake.

Also, if you're erect, anything shot down your "peehole" is going to not fetch up in or even near your bladder and can't be pissed out.
« Last Edit: March 05, 2013, 09:34:19 pm by Acierocolotl »

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There is actually a separate fetish known as "sounding" specifically centered around shoving various objects up dickholes. I started putting together a doc on it a while ago, but couldn't bring myself to finish it for reasons that should be obvious.

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For the most part this episode was fine - ok, the lice people were gross - but people want to get their dick bit/stung, whatever.

The maggot bit, fictionalised or not (and somehow I'd be even more impressed if it were 100% fake) I am glad I listened to on an empty stomach.

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There's no doubt the maggot story was fake, human anatomy simply doesn't work that way, but that doesn't make it any easier to listen to.  My skin crawls just thinking about it.