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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1447973 times)

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I'm thinking of buying an NFPA diamond with the ratings for ethanol as a decoration for my liquor cabinet.

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Thinking about that woman who wrote her novel in a car service center and the car place was super proud, but instead she wrote the were-rollercoaster novel.
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Thinking about that woman who wrote her novel in a car service center and the car place was super proud, but instead she wrote the were-rollercoaster novel.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 27, 2018, 08:30:43 am
you mean twisted? I've been considering reading my copy into a microphone. it's super bad, but like. bad the way old internet stuff was bad: filled with purple prose and cliched lines and the unnerving threat of overly explicit sex between vaguely humanoid creatures without actually going all the way. (i think. i have yet to read it all the way through.)

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Thinking about that woman who wrote her novel in a car service center and the car place was super proud, but instead she wrote the were-rollercoaster novel.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 27, 2018, 08:30:43 am
you mean twisted? I've been considering reading my copy into a microphone. it's super bad, but like. bad the way old internet stuff was bad: filled with purple prose and cliched lines and the unnerving threat of overly explicit sex between vaguely humanoid creatures without actually going all the way. (i think. i have yet to read it all the way through.)
Shell Game, March 27, 2018, 09:06:05 am

I can appreciate an Audible but for shit books. Anguishable.

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What's Oscar the Grouch's stance on gun control?

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What the fuck did I used to do all day? I've taken the past couple of days off sick and I'm unbearably restless after 4 days of sitting here doing nothing. I know I wake up every Monday thinking I need another day or two of weekend but this is awful.
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I could get a Crown Vic cheap, but if I wanted a project car I'd get something more kosher.

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I could get a Crown Vic cheap, but if I wanted a project car I'd get something more kosher.
Jackal Flapnasty, March 28, 2018, 10:50:56 am
Yeah now's not the best time to look like a cop is it.

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I could get a Crown Vic cheap, but if I wanted a project car I'd get something more kosher.
Jackal Flapnasty, March 28, 2018, 10:50:56 am
Yeah now's not the best time to look like a cop is it.
Carbon, March 28, 2018, 01:08:40 pm

But what if you're on a mission from God?
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