Secrets of the admins of a right-wing memes page

[Zekka]

persuade, please.

OK! Wisely chose, as persuasion makes far better use of our recruitment cap.



We arrive per usual and convince some programmers to talk to us.





I accidentally flub the hotkeys and take this girl hostage. But I let her go because kidnappees are really time consuming and can gimp your stats.




After a brief scrape with a lab tech I interview candidates. One I immediately drop because his natural aptitude is far lower than average.



One I keep on because he has a slightly higher aptitude and good skill.



Offscreen I interview a bunch of other candidates. These are the ones I pick.

Can we get Bitcoin in this game? I feel like we need some Bitcoin.

OK! All currency is now in BTC.


Looks like Boots' persuasion has gone up as a result of that escapade.




It's time to suggest more things!

[Zekka]

What is this whacky-ass game you're playing? I wanna play too, seems hilarious.

Reality.

We need weed rights for otherkin!

OK! Easily done.

We're a vampire, a kobold, AND a demon, but I'm pretty sure we're still using "he/him/himself". That's gotta change.

OK! Pronoun is now 'yei.' (yei/yeir/yem)

Create an elaborate paper trail that somehow pins the credit card fraud on Mike Jeschke, who once gave Boots Raingear a bloody nose in Grade 10 gym.

Fuck off, this thread just got good.

OK! If only you could see behind the curtain.

Write angry screeds to newspapers about the lack of racial diversity in clown porn.

SPECIAL GUEST, please PM me a description of yourself including favored attributes, skills, and special abilities. The final selection is nonanonymous and will not necessarily be first-come first-served.

[Zekka]

http://ballp.it/index.php?topic=1991.msg62677#msg62677

Hey Zekka, you should make a new thread for your game so that we don't have to keep coming to this one.

Agreed 100%; My vote this election year is to let this thread wither away!

OK! If someone figured out how to get the me-parts of that thread placed in this thread before this post, that would be cool. Otherwise I'll edit them all into this post myself later.

Boots' Accomplishments
======================
- burning down Trump Pawn & Gun
- buying a green Volkswagen bug
- stealing credit card numbers
- posting on ballp.it (the thread is clsoed)
- recruiting two programmers to the cause
- changing the slogan twice
- taking a hostage and immediately letting her go
- otherkin weed rights
- inventing a new pronoun, "yei"
- converting all currency to bitcoin
- oh, if only you could see behind the curtain
- furry AND republican
- clown representation screed

Boots is open to all kinds of new objectives, but in addition, he has received a secret note telling him to go to the Trump Condominiums for a SPECIAL GUEST. Any prospective SPECIAL GUEST has been directed to PM me a description of him or herself including favored attributes, skills, and special abilities. The final selection is nonanonymous and will not necessarily be first-come first-served.



The State of the Union
======================



Wheels in Motion
================
Problem: Mike Jeschke
Resolution: Wheels within wheels.

Problem: Donald Trump
Resolution: Political activism.

Problem: NERRRRD
Resolution: Don't think I forgot about this one.

Problem: Special guest
Resolution: Near future destination: Trump Condominiums.

Problem: Not drinking enough blood, hoarding enough gold, or communing enough with Satan.
Resolution: There's always opportunities.

Problem: Arson.
Resolution: Arson.

[Sherman Tank]

Set fire to more things please.

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Shitpost on Ballp.it

[Guts Going Nutz]

Yeah that guy got banned. Get shitfaced on sharpies.

[Frank West]

I want to say go visit our special guest, but I guess if you haven't gotten the PMs/haven't chosen one yet, we should teach our liberals about urban warfare and then preform liberal disobedience, ideally with guns.

[Zekka]

I want to say go visit our special guest, but I guess if you haven't gotten the PMs/haven't chosen one yet, we should teach our liberals about urban warfare and then preform liberal disobedience, ideally with guns.

I've gotten some PMs but I haven't chosen yet. If I got literally no more PMs I could resolve it but I want to give everyone a little more time, meaning I'll probably resolve the SPECIAL GUEST narrative this evening or tomorrow evening. I'll probably resolve these other suggestions at least once before then.

[Boots Raingear]

Merged thread. Hopefully that didn't break the whole forum!

[Zekka]

Merged thread. Hopefully that didn't break the whole forum!

Strangely enough, I can see past posts in this topic if and only if I'm making a new post. Let's see if it's cleared up after I make this post.

[Frank West]

I don't think this post move worked quite right, it looks like the new posts made in this thread were deleted, and also this thread is set to permanently new.

EDIT: now it is fine

[Sherman Tank]

I can't even see any posts other than Zekka's.

[Boots Raingear]

I think I fixed it now.

[Zekka]

I think I fixed it now. I only moved zekka's posts from the previous thread over.

What was wrong? I had a PM window out ready to guess you a diagnosis but I couldn't find anything in the three relevant queries. Probably PM me, it's not super important.

[DrakkyTheDragon]

dam