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Topic: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*  (Read 228014 times)

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #240
anyone wanna come over and play drunk jenga??
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #241
I can cook. I can fucking cook."Oh I want to eat some vegetables" fuck you put them on some heat and wait a while. "oh I want some meat" Same as the last one but longer. I don't know what overdone tastes like but I guess that's just because I'm a cooking genius.
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #242
Not going into work tomorrow and the day after due to SNOW STORM JAYDEN so guess its time to get weekday drunk awww yissssssss

Tonight's drink of choice is a gimlet. Citrusy, light, and 3oz of gin. Good shit. Also I've been "cooking"  a chocolate cake in my rice cooker, which is sooorrrrtaa working? I keep going back and it's not finished. But I can't burn the house down if I forget, so hell yeah
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #243
im gonna be a full blown alcoholic by the time this brexit thing is done
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #244
Hellö I’m very drunk and it’s cold and I have the illness disease, that’s all, thanks
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #245
Hellö I’m very drunk and it’s cold and I have the illness disease, that’s all, thanks
Jam, January 31, 2019, 11:29:01 pm
I hope you feel better soon, Jam. Drink some hot water with that booze, you sickie.

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #246
Hair goals '99 triple h
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #247
Not going into work tomorrow and the day after due to SNOW STORM JAYDEN so guess its time to get weekday drunk awww yissssssss

Tonight's drink of choice is a gimlet. Citrusy, light, and 3oz of gin. Good shit. Also I've been "cooking"  a chocolate cake in my rice cooker, which is sooorrrrtaa working? I keep going back and it's not finished. But I can't burn the house down if I forget, so hell yeah
Romance Novel (Budget), January 28, 2019, 10:27:26 pm

I'm actually curious how Rice Cooker Cake turned out, please respond.

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #248
Not going into work tomorrow and the day after due to SNOW STORM JAYDEN so guess its time to get weekday drunk awww yissssssss

Tonight's drink of choice is a gimlet. Citrusy, light, and 3oz of gin. Good shit. Also I've been "cooking"  a chocolate cake in my rice cooker, which is sooorrrrtaa working? I keep going back and it's not finished. But I can't burn the house down if I forget, so hell yeah
Romance Novel (Budget), January 28, 2019, 10:27:26 pm

I'm actually curious how Rice Cooker Cake turned out, please respond.
Spenny, February 02, 2019, 03:12:19 am

I've tried two recipes thus far: one that came with the rice cooker and one I found on the internet. Both were dense and okay, but took quite a long time and more cooked on the outside. Part of the problem might be that the rice cooker is just a little baby 3 cup max one. If I find a recipe that does work I'll post it in the Fud thread

Macho Masc Sangy Savage

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #249
For the first time in awhile I nailed the perfect level of drunk - I love everyone, some more in particular, and the extreme anxiety has faded away.

Not a full-time solution to be sure,  but for a moment I can remember what it's like to be at peace

So let us all give thanks to our livers, doing the good work

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #250
all my roommates prefer pabst -sad trombone over screwdriver-

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #251
all my roommates prefer pabst -sad trombone over screwdriver-
SeveralPigeons, February 03, 2019, 09:39:05 pm
pabst good

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #252
Tokaji wine is as good as advertised. I've been buying myself a bottle every time I finish a chapter of my manuscript, and it's a hell of an incentive.
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #253
all my roommates prefer pabst -sad trombone over screwdriver-
SeveralPigeons, February 03, 2019, 09:39:05 pm
pabst good
AgentCoop, February 03, 2019, 09:41:06 pm
Fair. I'm not usually a beer person but around the third one they're alright

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #254
PEACH SOJUU, PEACH SOJUU, PEACH SOJUU

Addendum: flavored soju is waaay too smooth and I'm absolutely gonna find more, especially that grapefruit one

Addendum x2:  PEOPLE ONLY HAVE TWO KNUCKLES

Addendum x3: you can (so far) drink when you extract a tooth, fyi

Addendum x4: you ever just drink yourself into a train wreck? Obviously, as this thread exists.  I guess at this time I wanna give thanks to people who believe in me, despite fucking up, forgetting everything, being late all the time, stuff like that. That sort of thing weighs heavily on my mind like 24/7, even though I acknowledge that it's sorta a waste of time???

Life is so terribly weird. But love freely and openly, as we only get one turn on this dumb dustball

Addendum ??: haha chai, you bulbed a posts in progress (you're too kind ;__:)
chai tea latte GirlKisser420
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