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Title: Episode 95: Why Crush A Bug When You can Ruin It Emotionally?
Post by: Lemon on March 04, 2013, 09:15:52 pm
This is an episode all about people who are sexually aroused by insects touching their genitals.
Title: Episode 95: Why Crush A Bug When You can Ruin It Emotionally?
Post by: Psammetichus on March 04, 2013, 09:18:35 pm
So I'm guessing this is the episode Isfahan kept talking about.
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Post by: KingKalamari on March 04, 2013, 09:20:45 pm
Oh god, it was worse than I ever could have imagined...
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Post by: Isfahan on March 04, 2013, 09:35:32 pm
Personally I would have titled it "That Episode" and moved on after erasing it from my consciousness. I'm seriously hesitant on even listening to it again.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 04, 2013, 09:41:14 pm
I'm enjoying the "Go To Hell Montrith" tag.
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Post by: Chaz on March 04, 2013, 09:50:43 pm
This is "That Episode".
Hold onto my valuables, folks, I'm going in.
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Post by: RedMinjo on March 04, 2013, 09:59:34 pm
I was able to take Lou Reads Cum on Food to the end (even though I sort of teared up at how disgusting the morals were) so I am sure I will be able to take this. [GetIn]
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Post by: Geremy Tibbles on March 04, 2013, 10:19:09 pm
Almost didn't make it through this.
I was gagging along with Isfahan.
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Post by: Chaz on March 04, 2013, 10:29:07 pm
I think this episode should be used as a hazing ritual for people who want to be guest readers on The F Plus.
That said, I think I survived with my mind intact. I will say I was squirming like fuck the whole way through.
Goddammit Montrith.
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Post by: Keetah Spacecat on March 04, 2013, 10:36:31 pm
I'm trying to convince my fiance to listen to this with me because I'm afraid to listen to it alone, but then he might not want to marry me after it XD
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Post by: Locclo on March 04, 2013, 10:54:01 pm
Can we start a petition to cut off Montrith's internet forever after this?
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Post by: Yossarian on March 04, 2013, 11:04:51 pm
ADDITIONAL FUN
I have never been so flaccid.
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Post by: Chaz on March 04, 2013, 11:12:58 pm
I don't think anyone can, or should, make fanart for this episode. Just throwing that out there. That said, I have mustered up the last of my remaining strength to draw a special motivational mantra for people to repeat to themselves when listening to this episode.
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Post by: Psammetichus on March 04, 2013, 11:13:42 pm
Believe it or not, there is a female counterpart to the maggot-dick guy! Her name is Blowfly Girl and here (http://blowflygirl.blogspot.com/2009/08/here-is-my-maggot-story.html?zx=d552b45ffdd01e3c) is her story. If you want a synopsis, I'll write in 2 pt font, because it is truly horrible:
Girl finds some rotten meat being eaten by maggots and crams her vagina full of it. She has an orgasm as she's stuffing handfuls of blowfly maggots into her pussy. For two days, she stays in her room and lets the maggots writhe around and grow in her pussy; she doesn't want to suffocate the maggots, so she ties her legs to the bed post. Since she's now immobile, she shits the bed. She possibly hallucinates and on Tuesday morning (this fiasco started on Sunday afternoon), she takes a hand mirror to see what's happening. Here's what she writes: "My pussy was totally gaped wide open. I'd never seen it like that before. It reminded me of a mouth in a sick, gagging expression. My inner lips were swollen and dark purple, almost black, while my outer lips were cherry red and I was losing a layer of dead skin, like a sunburn. A stream of the light brown slime was oozing from inside my vagina and down my butt crack onto the shitty mattress. Although I could still feel a large mass of maggots and rotten meat inside me, there were maggots everywhere between my legs." She masturbates and passes out, waking up in the hospital. THE END. In other posts, she talks about how she's stuffed her vagina full of rotting garbage (maggot-free!), dog shit (from which she gets vaginal pinworms) and, in her second maggot story, finds a days-old dead, decomposing deer, its stomach burst open and filled with thousands of maggots. She shoves some maggots and some putrefying deer intestines into her vagina before going all the way and just sitting naked inside the deer, surrounded by maggots and with maggots crawling in and on her. Jesus Christ, fuck this gay Earth. Fuck fuckk fuck thisja godadmnitt
It is the worst thing. It's not F-Plus worthy. You just can't stop reading with slack-jawed horror.
If you read her handful of blog entries (assuming all she's written is true), she obviously has a boatload of mental illnesses (perhaps all of them?) and severe, severe depression. I legitimately became depressed and sad while reading it. It's awful. It's the worst thing I've ever seen.
I will never forget it.
edit: Actually, you know what? Pentti Linkola is right. Drop the bombs, this is it. Nukes, ebola, plague, don't care. Let's start all over. We're done. This is the worst; this is absolute bottom.
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Post by: Acierocolotl on March 04, 2013, 11:18:34 pm
Seriously, don't be hard on Montrith. If you're going to be hard on people, be hard on those who willingly stuck it out and read the whole thing. Well, also be hard on yourself, you fuckin' listened to it.
I've heard it--and some chopped bits--quite a handful of times, and it didn't bother me all that much. It's kinda funny, BUT THAT SAID, I disliked the B-52s before and now I loathe them utterly.
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Post by: RedMinjo on March 04, 2013, 11:23:59 pm
I listened to this while playing Sonic & All Stars Racing. I ended up crashing into a lot of bees, but I made it to the end (of the episode).
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Post by: Chaz on March 04, 2013, 11:25:52 pm
Seriously, don't be hard on Montrith. If you're going to be hard on people, be hard on those who willingly stuck it out and read the whole thing. Well, also be hard on yourself, you fuckin' listened to it.Acierocolotl, March 04, 2013, 11:18:34 pm
Don't sweat, I was just kidding about. Montrith gave everyone fair warning, so I have no one to blame but myself for actually going ahead and hitting play. To that end, I have updated the motivational mantra. As JimL2 might say:
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Post by: Runic on March 04, 2013, 11:26:35 pm
I hate all of you, I hate myself, I will never get a boner again, and I am legitimately afraid to go to sleep for what I might dream.
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Post by: Chaz on March 04, 2013, 11:36:00 pm
I will say, "Maggot Faggot" has a ring to it, as much as I hate to admit it. I've gotten past that initial post-episode rage (And a headache which I have just taken painkillers for), so now I'm just coming to terms with what I heard in that episode. I will admit I am more jealous of Montrith's crazy data-mining skills than anything else. The majority of stuff she finds I never knew existed until she found it. So in that respect, thank you, Montrith, for helping me realise that no matter how bad I think the internet can be, there's worse stuff down the ant mound rabbit hole.
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Post by: Adam Bozarth on March 05, 2013, 12:13:41 am
That bit about Montrith getting fired because she "cares too much" had me laughing my ass off.
Also, this shit is abhorrent and now I am afraid I will bump into someone covered in erotic bedbugs and phffthpphthoph!!pfthphtttt!t!tt!!!!!
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Post by: montrith on March 05, 2013, 12:19:47 am
Hey, don't sweat about me, this is the first fanart I've ever had made after me! Granted, it's telling me to fuck myself, but I'll take what I can get on my way to Internet Stardom.
Also, I know it's not really an insect thing, but you should have done frog-in-a-pussy. Everyone, go read the doc and find the bit about frog-in-a-pussy.
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Post by: PurpleXVI on March 05, 2013, 12:20:24 am
Honestly, this still wasn't the most horrifying episode for me. The only one to actually upset my stomach to some extent was the old episode about dudes basically keeping women as livestock, hosing them down, fattening them up and stashing them in pens, etc.
I mean, the thing here is that a lot of it's, well, kinda weird but... also obviously just so fucking made up? If I could actually believe that any of these people had actually done any of this, rather than just fantasizing about it, then I might've been seriously horrified.
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Post by: Calariene on March 05, 2013, 12:21:30 am
I read the synopsis. If you haven't and you're wondering if you should, fucking don't. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
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Post by: Chaz on March 05, 2013, 12:26:56 am
Hey, don't sweat about me, this is the first fanart I've ever had made after me! Granted, it's telling me to fuck myself, but I'll take what I can get on my way to Internet Stardom.montrith, March 05, 2013, 12:19:47 am
It was rather sloppily put together, granted. I'll make better Montrith fanart soon, I was just grumpy and headache-y and listening to the episode didn't help (But goddammit "Maggot Faggot" made up for the episode), and I just had the amusing mental image of including the F Plus logo in a big ol' Fuck You message for shits and giggles. Seriously though, the episode was awesome, and I have to thank you for bolstering my mental immune system against future horrible episodes of The F Plus.
Also, I know it's not really an insect thing, but you should have done frog-in-a-pussy. Everyone, go read the doc and find the bit about frog-in-a-pussy.
The majority of my brain says "NO" but there's that one little bit in the back of my mind labeled "Morbid curiosity" that says "Chaz are you a pussy fucking DO IT". I'm going to hate myself for this.
Blowfly girl
I read the synopsis. I am glad that was not on the episode.
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Post by: Psammetichus on March 05, 2013, 12:39:14 am
"We knew the world would not be the same. Few people laughed, few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says, "Now I am become Montrith, the destroyer of worlds." I suppose we all thought that, one way or another." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8H7Jibx-c0) — J. Robert Oppenheimer (1904 - 1967).
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Post by: JT on March 05, 2013, 01:50:09 am
Normally I put The F Plus on in the background while I work, going about my business and occasionally laughing quietly to myself. This episode's finale actually managed to make me stop what I was doing -- I just kind of sat there and stared into space in slack-jawed horror until it was over.
Still not as gross as SissyKiss, though. That one physically nauseated me.
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Post by: Ansemaru on March 05, 2013, 02:06:18 am
Congratulations, you guys. This is the first episode that made me completely sick to my stomach. I got through it, by god, but I will never eat food again as I am too nauseous to consider it an option.
DIETING TIP FOR THE SAVVY: LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE.
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Post by: PurpleXVI on March 05, 2013, 06:55:32 am
Sort of related, but approaching it from the other side... some people get into the vore thing because they can't decide what else to do with bugs that's sexual.
Other people get into the bugs because they need to "vore" something and bugs are small enough to victimized.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/d0wpy2 Here is something I rescued from YouTube some time ago, a "dramatic reading" of some dude engaging in "cock vore" with an earthworm. I.e. instructions on how to get the poor creature up your dickhole. Sorry for using a site as shit as Sendspace, but Mediafire wasn't being cooperative, for some reason.
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on March 05, 2013, 07:09:13 am
Oh god. After being traumatized by a certain RPG sourcebook at age 14 or so I literally can't hear about bugs and sex in the same context without viscerally feeling like I'm gonna puke. I keep going to the homepage, staring at the Download link with horrified fascination, and then chickening out and leaving. (Yes, I am a wuss. I thought we'd already established that.)
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Post by: Cyberventurer on March 05, 2013, 07:43:55 am
You all are a bunch of pansies. I was able to listen to the episode twice!
...Although I think I've crossed some sort of internet event horizon when halfway through the episode, when you guys were reading about the one guy who was an insect furry just because he thought they were neat and not because of macro/micro stuff or bugs up his dick, and I thought to myself "that actually sounds pretty normal". I'm broken now, aren't I?
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Post by: icarus on March 05, 2013, 07:59:31 am
and i thought this didn't have any practical application in the real world.
also re: caveman lice, i can't believe i know this but i blame documentaries. apparently pubic lice are an evolutionary spin-off of general body lice that humans used to have. SO pubic lice didn't exist for cavemen, it was more just LICE EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME. and even then it wasn't like AW YEAH AWESOME ME GOT LICE. it was more like 'shit, me got lice. social grooming in me future, oog.'
i wonder how many of these people have this image (which as i recall is an ad for using protection during sex) in their porn folders buttz and scorpions ahoy (http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2008/03/scorpionad.jpeg)
(sorry bout that lemon)
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Post by: Ansemaru on March 05, 2013, 08:21:48 am
You all are a bunch of pansies. I was able to listen to the episode twice!
...Although I think I've crossed some sort of internet event horizon when halfway through the episode, when you guys were reading about the one guy who was an insect furry just because he thought they were neat and not because of macro/micro stuff or bugs up his dick, and I thought to myself "that actually sounds pretty normal". I'm broken now, aren't I? Cyberventurer, March 05, 2013, 07:43:55 am
I definitely had a similar thought, like "the one who's just into anthro insects is by far the most sympathetic and understandable person in this whole episode", and they talked about finding xenomorphs sexy. God bless the internet for ruining me to this point.
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Post by: nilvoid on March 05, 2013, 10:25:54 am
I wonder if bug people have any overlap with sinking fetishists. I'm sure that there are plenty of creepy-crawlies in the bogs and jungles where most of sinking porn is located, so what could be better for someone with both fetishes than wading around in a leech-filled quagmire with their sinky bug buddy?
As a side-note to that excellent thought experiment, I searched for Japanese crab lice to see what they were talking about because I'm interested in bugs (non-sexually of course, I hate that I have to qualify that now) and, not surprisingly, one of the first results on Google was that fucking FAQ.
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Post by: Keetah Spacecat on March 05, 2013, 11:54:29 am
I listened to the episode with my cat and she bit the hell out of me.
I think she was trying to tell me something.
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Post by: montrith on March 05, 2013, 12:22:12 pm
I wonder if bug people have any overlap with sinking fetishists. I'm sure that there are plenty of creepy-crawlies in the bogs and jungles where most of sinking porn is located, so what could be better for someone with both fetishes than wading around in a leech-filled quagmire with their sinky bug buddy? nilvoid, March 05, 2013, 10:25:54 am
Good news! SaturnMoth also has a "messy fetish", so chances are he's going mudding in an Armani full of ants.
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Post by: Chaz on March 05, 2013, 12:57:18 pm
Good news! SaturnMoth also has a "messy fetish", so chances are he's going mudding in an Armani made of ants.montrith, March 05, 2013, 12:22:12 pm
Fixed that for you.
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Post by: Yossarian on March 05, 2013, 02:07:48 pm
I think Indiana Jones has had enough of this episode. (http://www.theclip.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bugs.jpg)
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Post by: Moriarty on March 05, 2013, 04:55:51 pm
I was actually kind of surprised that this was 'that episode'! I thought it was hilarious, and I could easily relisten to it, even with all of the disgusting content. If I'd been reading the text I was hearing or (gah) looking at some kind of image of the content in question, I'd probably have different feelings, but as it was, I was mostly just entertained by the suffering of the readers.
On my personal scale of horrifying fplus episodes, I'd say it's slightly less disgusting than the adult babies episode was (but only slightly).
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Post by: KingKalamari on March 05, 2013, 06:03:54 pm
I was actually kind of surprised that this was 'that episode'! I thought it was hilarious, and I could easily relisten to it, even with all of the disgusting content. If I'd been reading the text I was hearing or (gah) looking at some kind of image of the content in question, I'd probably have different feelings, but as it was, I was mostly just entertained by the suffering of the readers.
On my personal scale of horrifying fplus episodes, I'd say it's slightly less disgusting than the adult babies episode was (but only slightly). Moriarty, March 05, 2013, 04:55:51 pm
I thought most of the content in the episode was handleable...Except for that story of that guy sticking maggots in his dick. Even beyond the bug-fucking there was a lot wrong with that scenario: Who the fuck sees a moldy, week-old piece of pizza and thinks to themselves "I'm gonna stick my dick in that!"
And now the theme of this episode (That was unfortunately passed over):
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Post by: nilvoid on March 05, 2013, 06:21:09 pm
Good news! SaturnMoth also has a "messy fetish", so chances are he's going mudding in an Armani made of ants.montrith, March 05, 2013, 12:22:12 pm
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Post by: Keetah Spacecat on March 05, 2013, 08:05:13 pm
The dick maggots has to be made up, because if catheters are super painful to put in a guy, how the hell do you manage to stick 6 maggots in there without screaming? Unless the dude was tripping, which would explain lack of pain.
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Post by: Acierocolotl on March 05, 2013, 09:32:38 pm
The dick maggots has to be made up, because if catheters are super painful to put in a guy, how the hell do you manage to stick 6 maggots in there without screaming? Unless the dude was tripping, which would explain lack of pain. Keetah Spacecat, March 05, 2013, 08:05:13 pm
Two handy rules for your future reference: any story that starts basically like, "I am an incredibly awesome-handsome fellow," or, "I never thought this would have happened to me!" are always fake.
Also, if you're erect, anything shot down your "peehole" is going to not fetch up in or even near your bladder and can't be pissed out.
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Post by: JT on March 06, 2013, 01:08:14 am
There is actually a separate fetish known as "sounding" specifically centered around shoving various objects up dickholes. I started putting together a doc on it a while ago, but couldn't bring myself to finish it for reasons that should be obvious.
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Post by: Horza on March 06, 2013, 01:13:16 am
For the most part this episode was fine - ok, the lice people were gross - but people want to get their dick bit/stung, whatever.
The maggot bit, fictionalised or not (and somehow I'd be even more impressed if it were 100% fake) I am glad I listened to on an empty stomach.
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Post by: Runic on March 06, 2013, 01:34:07 am
There's no doubt the maggot story was fake, human anatomy simply doesn't work that way, but that doesn't make it any easier to listen to. My skin crawls just thinking about it.
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Post by: Isfahan on March 06, 2013, 08:42:40 am
It was definitely a fictional story, but the way it was presented made it seem like the author was trying to pass it off as an actual thing that happened. That's why we kept pointing out the stuff that gave its fictional nature away.
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Post by: Delcat on March 06, 2013, 12:32:36 pm
(http://angryflower.com/canofa.gif)
Sorry, just had to get that out of my system.
Having actually seen a real-life honest-to-God video of a centipede crawling out of a man's urethra (http://delcat.tumblr.com/post/44717803431/dude-did-you-seriously-think-i-was-gonna-host-that), I figured I'd be pretty okay with this ep, and I was right. I think I'd probably feel differently if I had a cock, though. As it was, pure schadenfreude. Sorry guys, but Montrith is a beautiful creature and brought me great joy with this.
I did get upset at the idea of someone being grody enough to not notice maggots on food until jerking off with it, but felt better when I realized it was fiction. Still kinda skeeves me that someone would fantasize about that level of filth, though, I've watched too much Hoarders to parse someone feeling anything but disgust at that kind of environment.
The dorms in Hawaii were terminally infested with ants. Seriously. They were everywhere. I got to a point where I was literally flicking ants off of my hand while at the computer every ten seconds and somehow parsing it as normal (I was under a LOT of stress that semester). I still sometimes realize out of the blue that I lived like that for months and try to figure out how the hell it didn't bother me, but I guess it would have been fucking Nirvana to these people.
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Post by: Psammetichus on March 06, 2013, 12:38:46 pm
real-life honest-to-God video of a centipede crawling out of a man's urethra (http://delcat.tumblr.com/post/44717803431/dude-did-you-seriously-think-i-was-gonna-host-that)Delcat, March 06, 2013, 12:32:36 pm
That's a millipede, dummy. Jeez.
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Post by: Delcat on March 06, 2013, 12:41:44 pm
Shit, sorry, you're right. Fuck, I'm usually good with bugs too.
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Post by: Bunnybread on March 06, 2013, 12:43:08 pm
real-life honest-to-God video of a centipede crawling out of a man's urethra (http://delcat.tumblr.com/post/44717803431/dude-did-you-seriously-think-i-was-gonna-host-that)Delcat, March 06, 2013, 12:32:36 pm
Uhhh, no. That's pretty clearly a urethra, not a millipede. Dummy.
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Post by: Triggerhappy938 on March 09, 2013, 12:45:57 am
Hey, don't sweat about me, this is the first fanart I've ever had made after me! Granted, it's telling me to fuck myself, but I'll take what I can get on my way to Internet Stardom.
Also, I know it's not really an insect thing, but you should have done frog-in-a-pussy. Everyone, go read the doc and find the bit about frog-in-a-pussy. montrith, March 05, 2013, 12:19:47 am
There is a part of me that wants to do my own reading of this, just to that it will exist.
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Post by: fruit power on March 13, 2013, 09:25:51 am
Took four breaks for me to get through this one.
Reminds me of this childhood classic about a bug disco where the bugs are dancin' and romancin'.
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Post by: Goodfellow on March 13, 2013, 11:15:25 am
If you're looking for motivation to clean your apartment, this is a spectacular episode to listen to - you'll be too scared of maggots to ever leave any food sitting out ever again, even for like half an hour.
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Post by: Yossarian on March 13, 2013, 05:54:24 pm
I killed a wasp at work today while cleaning the laundry room. My skin was crawling for about an hour after. Thanks for that.
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Post by: Zsa Zsa on May 16, 2013, 06:11:20 am
"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea" (http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/467900/20130515/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest.htm)
Unhappy face.
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Post by: Old_Zircon on November 08, 2014, 03:12:03 pm
Had to necromance this thread because of something in this otherwise unremarkable clickbait listicle (http://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-jensen-iii/2014/07/18-girls-describe-the-worst-sex-they-ever-had-nsfw/) one of my Facebook friends shared:
5. He purposely stung his dick with bees.
I dunno if it counts because we did not even get to the sex. But he brought … bees … into foreplay.
Yes, bees. He kept honeybees in the backyard. I’m sure they made delicious honey but he had them sting his dick for harder long-lasting super-erections. He said he got the idea from the Kama Sutra. His penis looked like a red cucumber and I think my vagina shriveled like a prune.
I am allergic to bee stings anyway so I swallowed my horror down that I nearly fucked my allergy and politely let him know it wouldn’t work out. But he was a nice guy otherwise!
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Post by: Sherman Tank on December 09, 2015, 04:10:35 pm
Bumping this because this episode makes a wonderful hunger suppressant. I missed breakfast and lunch today, but now I'm not hungry any more!
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Post by: Hux on March 30, 2018, 02:09:22 am
this episode made my fucking computer bluescreen.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on June 10, 2018, 04:39:10 am
Did anyone ever check to see if the maggot story ended with "The Aristocrats"?