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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 134885 times)

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« Reply #765 on: October 12, 2017, 03:08:57 am »
"Times are changing, and my username is ledzep."

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« Reply #766 on: October 17, 2017, 07:43:38 pm »
"All I know is that it's waning so you should bring your umbwewwa."

The best pun in a Nutshell!
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« Reply #767 on: October 18, 2017, 03:08:59 am »
Lemon, with inexplicable speech impediment: EXCUSE ME?! IT'S FERNANDO THE UNDYING?!?!
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« Reply #768 on: October 18, 2017, 11:36:34 pm »
STOG: Hello woman, please let me access your tunnels.
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« Reply #769 on: October 19, 2017, 12:11:05 am »
"This film is about the infinite shame suit spittle!"

—Jack Chick, trying bravely to read and laugh uncontrollably at the same time

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« Reply #770 on: October 23, 2017, 11:19:36 am »
"Watch out Lukas, that muttering monster girl is going to swallow all your semen!"
My username is Shigan and I'm here to say

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« Reply #771 on: October 26, 2017, 09:51:14 am »
"Lemon, why is this happening?"
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« Reply #772 on: October 26, 2017, 04:37:17 pm »
"THAT'S FOUR JESUSES"
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« Reply #773 on: October 27, 2017, 08:27:05 am »
"Some things. Aren't. About. Fucking. Websites. Lemon."

"Sadly, that's true"
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« Reply #774 on: October 28, 2017, 06:58:09 pm »
"I know more about Sinéad O'Connor's anus than I do my own."
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« Reply #775 on: November 02, 2017, 05:20:23 am »
Lemon: Oh, it's fandan!
Boots: Yeah it's fondant--
Lemon: Fandan!
Frank West: It's fondah!
Isfahan: Fon don?
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« Reply #776 on: November 02, 2017, 06:35:44 am »
Tailhole!
Taaail-hooole!

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« Reply #777 on: November 02, 2017, 07:58:54 am »
Lemon: Oh, it's fandan!
Boots: Yeah it's fondant--
Lemon: Fandan!
Frank West: It's fondah!
Isfahan: Fon don?

When we recorded that episode I had just seen an episode of the actual non-Paul-F-Tompkins voiced Cake Boss, and I couldn't get over how strangely he said the word "fondant".

Besides that and the fact that his cakes are mostly inedible, there's nothing else interesting about that show.
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« Reply #778 on: November 03, 2017, 11:40:41 pm »
HI, HI I'M IWANTTOSEEPEEPEE
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« Reply #779 on: November 04, 2017, 09:49:02 pm »
Isfahan: [defining a "milk bar"] You don't know what that is it's basically like any normal bar you would go to except they have vaporized smoke pouring out the taps instead of bear.
Toast: Rarrr.
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