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« Reply #675 on: September 23, 2017, 02:04:29 am »
i went to the woods because i wanted to cuck simply.
Honey I Cucked the Kids
bartender: what'll you have
me: just cuck me up
one small step for a man
one giant cuck for mankind
'we will cuck the moon not because it is easy, but because we are hard'
mister gorbachev cuck down this wall
If you see a cuck on the side of the road, kill him
when i was a young cuck, my father took me into the city
to see the cuck parade
the dreams in which I get cucked are the best I've ever had
the best ever cuck metal band out of denton
i see cucks in green / cucks in blue / i see them cucking your sweet mary-lou
O Cucktain! my Cucktain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weather’d every Chad, the prize we sought is won,
The tits are near, the bulls I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;
But O cunt! Cunt! Cunt!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Cucktain lies, Fallen cold and dead.
O Cucktain! my Cucktain! Rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up—for you the sheets are flung—for you the bugle trills,
For you bouquets and ribbon’d wreaths—for you the room a-crowding,
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager cocks a-turning;
Here Cucktain! dear Daddy!
This arm beneath your head!
It is some dream that on the deck,
You’ve fallen cold and limp.
My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still,
My Daddy does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will,
The bed is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done,
From fearful trip the victor Chad comes in with object won;
Exult O shores, and ring O bells!
But I with mournful tread,
Walk the bed my Cucktain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.
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« Reply #676 on: September 23, 2017, 12:53:08 pm »
...what the cuck?

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« Reply #677 on: September 23, 2017, 01:03:51 pm »
The word CUCK has been said 10722 times on this server!
1722 of these times were by chai!
chai tea latte AgentCoop

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« Reply #678 on: September 23, 2017, 01:28:29 pm »
The word CUCK has been said 10722 times on this server!
1722 of these times were by chai!
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel AgentCoop bubbleuj

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« Reply #679 on: September 23, 2017, 04:16:33 pm »
Through the darkness of future's past,
The magician longs to see.
One chants out between two worlds...
"Fire... Cuck with me."
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« Reply #680 on: September 23, 2017, 06:57:01 pm »
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« Reply #681 on: September 26, 2017, 10:30:28 pm »
My legs be open so much, my IUD pick up cable channels, goddamn

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« Reply #682 on: September 27, 2017, 01:59:42 am »
Dear Ruggero, what a movie! The second part is a masterpiece of cinematographic realism, but everything seems so real that I think you will get in trouble with all the world.

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« Reply #683 on: September 27, 2017, 05:54:02 pm »
I don't like @Anthony983, he made a project about my satire character "Edgy the Edgehog" getting sent to the underworld and apparently he can't take a joke.

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« Reply #684 on: October 01, 2017, 03:26:28 pm »
It IS you - the longer it takes someone to reply to a text, the less they like you, explains psychologist

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« Reply #685 on: October 02, 2017, 01:39:40 pm »

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« Reply #686 on: October 12, 2017, 10:05:29 am »
نورمیز  گیٹ آوٹ رییییییییییییی

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« Reply #688 on: October 16, 2017, 11:15:16 pm »
SJWs can't meme

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