Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[GirlKisser420]

Imagining a tumblr post by a captain ahab type saying it’s problematic to talk shit about landlubbers.

[A Meat]

Imagining a tumblr post by a captain ahab type saying it’s problematic to talk shit about landlubbers.

captain assigned himbo at birth

[Wrought]

Growing up I never saw the appeal of non-sugary cereal but now that I'm an adult I definitely understand the feeling of getting up in the morning and just wanting to eat something that doesn't taste like anything at all and takes 10 seconds to prepare

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

the greatest fact i know is that in mario kart wii Funky Kong riding the Bowser motorcycle is the most optimal racer + kart combination

[Dr. Buttplug]

Being a fan of something seems to mean you're a piece of shit about it these days. Can i just tell people im aware of something instead?

ex: I'm really aware of The F Plus.

Or:  Hello [Ridiculist]! I'm very much aware of your work on The F Plus.

Etc etc

[Sherman Tank]

That was a big fucking earthquake I just felt. I wonder what the magnitude was... oh good grief 7.1 that's a lot.

[Cheapskate]

If you’re Irish and you want to get revenge on the Americans for our insensitive mixed drink names (Irish Car Bomb, Black & Tan, etc.), may I suggest that you invent the My Lai Tai?

[GenesisAlwaysSucked]

Though isn't that more at the expense of the massacred Vietnamese?

[krytton]

probably overthinking this but, to anyone who gets suspicious of me bulbing the post directly above mine, its just a really good post ok???? lay off, jeez!

[chai tea latte]

*takes seat at bar* I'll have a 9/11.

the 9/11 is a frozen margarita with two shots of tequila balanced on the rim. "after this, nothing will be the same again"

[A Meat]

*takes seat at bar* I'll have a 9/11.

the 9/11 is a frozen margarita with two shots of tequila balanced on the rim. "after this, nothing will be the same again"

Jet fuel can't melt Jim Beam

[chai tea latte]

The real sleepytime tea is ketamine

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

The real sleepytime tea is ketamine

Kratom be puttin me to sleep every night

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

When will the McElroy conglomerate allow to me to back a Truck Shepard Space Kissing Adventure game where you have to figure out how to smooch people with your weird blade face

[Sherman Tank]

The real sleepytime tea is ketamine

Can you make tea with ketamine?