Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: Chaymie on May 07, 2016, 04:23:49 pm
Just finished the new dollop and got a notification for new f plus. I'm happy.
Edit: should have named the episode "A Reptile Dysfunction."
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: Zekka on May 07, 2016, 04:29:12 pm
This doc was super rough, thanks for running with it.
EDIT: Oh wow it looks like you even read my favorite one -- thanks!!!!! Summary of the part Lemon skipped: a trail of increasingly horrible experts come in and start coming on to Seattle portal dude, and get increasingly jealous of each other until 1zenith breaks it up.
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 07, 2016, 04:32:50 pm
I haven't listened yet, but one super small thing. 99% of episodes I find by seeing the new thread here. Would it be too much trouble to set the picture OP of these threads to link to the episode page on thefpl.us? It's a dumb complaint, but I just try to click it every time before remembering it's not a thing.
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: KingKalamari on May 07, 2016, 05:06:15 pm
Lizard people, dear reader
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Post by: Bodark on May 07, 2016, 05:28:00 pm
Do these people like the reptoids, or not?
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: Zekka on May 07, 2016, 05:29:17 pm
The original title of the doc was "Lizardman Love Hour." They didn't read some of the kinkier stuff. Zekka, May 07, 2016, 05:29:17 pm
Oh.
It's kind of hard for me to wrap my head around it because so many of the "I AM AWAKENED AND YOU DON'T KNOW THE TRUUUUUUUUUUTH" types talk how dangerous shit is, and that they have to spread their knowledge to save humanity. These people, on the other hand, just want to spread their legs, I guess?
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 07, 2016, 05:58:45 pm
I'm about to listen to this, but before I do I hope I can still follow the advice in this article in case something goes wrong: http://www.wikihow.com/Bathe-or-Shower-when-You-Know-There-Is-a-Lizard-in-the-Bathroom
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: Zekka on May 07, 2016, 06:06:58 pm
I just want to make sure you guys realize Boots is conspicuously absent from this ep.
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 07, 2016, 06:09:01 pm
I just want to make sure you guys realize Boots is conspicuously absent from this ep. Zekka, May 07, 2016, 06:06:58 pm
Boots Raingear, more like Hiss Lizardgear, am I right?
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Post by: Sherman Tank on May 07, 2016, 09:13:21 pm
My theory about David Icke is that one day in the late 80s he smoked a lot of weed and fell asleep watching a rerun of V.
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on May 07, 2016, 10:55:46 pm
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: Cat Walking On Keyboard on May 07, 2016, 11:39:50 pm
How in the world did this episode not get the "Incomprehensible" and/or "Insanity" tags?
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: kunkstar7 on May 08, 2016, 12:12:42 am
FINALLY
So happy to hear this one.
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: Chupasaurus-Rex on May 08, 2016, 12:35:57 am
This is great, but what the actual fuck? That reptilian foot-fetishist is intense. I got more lost in that slap fight than I did in the transformer fan fic.
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Post by: Zekka on May 08, 2016, 01:23:38 am
This is great, but what the actual fuck? That reptilian foot-fetishist is intense. I got more lost in that slap fight than I did in the transformer fan fic. Chupasaurus-Rex, May 08, 2016, 12:35:57 am
In those particular threads, he posted a link to a facebook page full of normal-looking feet and tried to claim they were the feet of shapeshifted reptilians. Everyone else was expecting actual lizardman feet.
He had a similar thread I don't think I included in the doc where he pointed out reptilian jawlines and fantasized about those a lot. The problem is that reptilian feet and jawlines, when shapeshifted, look basically like normal feet and jawlines. So nobody believed him about any of it.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 08, 2016, 03:37:44 am
I like how I still found this episode more digestible than the xtrememind one. I don't know if that's just an achievement on the part of the xtrememind website or I'm more attuned to the brainwaves of schizophrenic lizard believers. I think, honestly, these people might be easier to understand since - sure they're crazy - but they're genuine in their belief. As Isfahan said, they do have an internal consistency. Xtrememind is a lot of ad copy I don't think anyone believed in when they wrote it.
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: A Meat on May 08, 2016, 07:24:09 am
I can't stop imagining these 'reptoids' they talk about as being Reptar from the Rugrats, so I've been imagining people having mind sex with this thing: (http://i.imgur.com/kkZiBK8.gif)
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on May 08, 2016, 07:49:15 am
Adam is unearthing Emo Philips' lost reptilian material.
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Post by: Yavuz on May 08, 2016, 12:11:22 pm
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Post by: Aljonso on May 08, 2016, 01:06:56 pm
For this whole premise of "lizard people are here to enslave us", was that ever once referenced in this episode? Did anyone even talk about hating lizard people (not specific ones, but as a species)? Why did all these people who thought they were lizards think they would be welcome on this forum about a man exposing their misdeeds?
Even within the stupid, this is fucking stupid.
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: Zekka on May 08, 2016, 01:09:56 pm
For this whole premise of "lizard people are here to enslave us", was that ever once referenced in this episode? Did anyone even talk about hating lizard people (not specific ones, but as a species)? Why did all these people who thought they were lizards think they would be welcome on this forum about a man exposing their misdeeds?
I figured everyone expected that stuff, so when I tabulated this doc I tried to focus on fetish stuff and drama.
Shadespire (the Seattle guy with the portal of evil under his house) talked about it a little, but I really just included him because I liked the catfighting between electrolytesight, aristocrat, 1zenith, lobster99 et al. AFAICT he is perfectly fine with some lizard people: just not the ones under his house.
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: eldritchhat on May 08, 2016, 01:10:37 pm
How in the world did this episode not get the "Incomprehensible" and/or "Insanity" tags? Cat Walking On Keyboard, May 07, 2016, 11:39:50 pm
I would like to suggest a tag to add to this and many other episodes.
We need to add a This ain't _____ XXX tag every time that joke is made (preferably by putting the respective episode name in the blank space, that way we can have a recursive This ain't This Ain't Episode 152 XXX XXX)
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Post by: Digital Walnut on May 08, 2016, 10:01:45 pm
I've listened to this episode twice now, and I still can't digest everything I've heard. It's like drinking from a firehose of crazy.
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: Nemo2342 on May 09, 2016, 02:23:10 am
I'm just sad that no one thought to use "Reptiles and Samurai" by Oingo Boingo anywhere in this episode. A+ episode otherwise though!
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 09, 2016, 07:27:13 pm
I just want to make sure you guys realize Boots is conspicuously absent from this ep. Zekka, May 07, 2016, 06:06:58 pm
I was falling asleep while listening to an episode just now, but had to jump up and get to this thread as fast as I could!
My theory is that between episode 77 and 183, Boots Raingear has been silently replaced by a doppelganger, possibly of reptilian origin. The doppelganger's slip up in 183 is proof enough, he "learned a new word" because he is still not fully accustomed to the human language. The only way to know when the switch happened is to listen to all the episodes in between those two (possibly backwards) and look for the hidden messages.
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: Silent Liver Disease on May 09, 2016, 10:15:33 pm
A quick Google search of my new favorite slur led me to discover that The Reppies (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Reppies) was a short-lived children's show that graced public TV in the late 90s.
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: Chaymie on May 10, 2016, 08:47:18 am
Call your local reppy and ask to see his feet.
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: Sun Smasher on May 10, 2016, 10:15:43 am
This episode is in my top 3 of favorite episodes.
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on May 10, 2016, 10:23:59 am
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: STOG on May 10, 2016, 02:38:13 pm
I HAVE REPTILE FEET THAT LOOK GREEN NOT HUMAN FEET I MEAN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GUYS WILL YOU JUST GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM ALREADY??? I'M DONE JUSTIFYING MY REPTILE FEET TO YOU DOUBTERS
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Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on May 11, 2016, 01:36:35 am
J's "I'm so frightened" during Adam's Reppy reading was the most genuine thing ever said on the podcast.
Also: you make horny Reptilians leave you alone by telling them you love them? I know the suspect is Boots, but Bunnybread fits the profile.
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on May 13, 2016, 12:54:49 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/5AijLDT.png)
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Post by: Neal on May 13, 2016, 02:00:44 pm
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 14, 2016, 09:24:24 pm
"Dude, just drink a lot of orange juice so you don't lose energy"
File under advice for Reptilian experience/Rollin' on molly
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: Digital Walnut on May 14, 2016, 09:58:43 pm
Is Lobster99's post that Kumquat read at the end the schizophrenic equivalent of "I have a girlfriend in Canada"? I have a hard time following his train of thought, but I think he's trying to say that he's dating a woman who's a shape-shifting reptile that exists in another dimension. For a touch of verisimilitude, he adds that she's afraid of horses, loves seahorses and was in an ultra-banned video where someone kept her naked in a box but then she escaped and killed her captor.
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Post by: Zekka on May 14, 2016, 11:56:30 pm
Is Lobster99's post that Kumquat read at the end the schizophrenic equivalent of "I have a girlfriend in Canada"? I have a hard time following his train of thought, but I think he's trying to say that he's dating a woman who's a shape-shifting reptile that exists in another dimension. For a touch of verisimilitude, he adds that she's afraid of horses, loves seahorses and was in an ultra-banned video where someone kept her naked in a box but then she escaped and killed her captor. Digital Walnut, May 14, 2016, 09:58:43 pm
IIRC in the unabridged version of the thread, this turns him into date fodder for 1zenith and the competing women.
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on May 15, 2016, 12:05:18 am
So, did anyone else just assume that 1zenith and ZenithQuasar are the same person?
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Post by: Neal on May 15, 2016, 09:10:44 pm
So, did anyone else just assume that 1zenith and ZenithQuasar are the same person? FattyBoBatty, May 15, 2016, 12:05:18 am
I wasn't before, but I am now.
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: Celebeast on May 16, 2016, 09:37:12 am
Hot damn I know I recognized that name! I had a few pages from the David Icke forum bookmarked for my redux of the Hollow Earth doc which I mangled in 2012 and didn't get read.
It's a shame that inner earth people aren't lizard people or there would have been a delicious crossover.
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Post by: JamEngulfer on May 19, 2016, 08:42:39 am
The end of the episode made me wonder. How many people have actually been banned from Ballpit?
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Post by: montrith on May 19, 2016, 10:07:25 am
Every person featured in this episode just wants Jodie Foster to notice them.
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Post by: Zekka on June 07, 2016, 11:08:26 am
Public service announcement:
saturn010 has changed his avatar from dumb to unreadable.
(http://imgur.com/aG2Cmk2.png)
That is all!
Also, ISIS are lizardmen: https://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=304050 (https://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=304050). Or maybe...
Sirius is important to the occult. The "dog star" representing the "dog people".
... even worse! Is Syria a country... or a constellation?
(http://s17.postimg.org/5fjde5ma7/107.jpg)
Saturn010 has the answers and more!
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Post by: Neal on August 13, 2017, 03:00:18 pm
Apparently, actual state officials in South Carolina are actually concerned that the upcoming solar eclipse might something something lizardmen. (http://www.newsweek.com/solar-eclipse-could-bring-lizard-people-south-carolina-emergency-officials-650064)
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: Corn Syrup on August 13, 2017, 10:56:50 pm
Apparently, actual state officials in South Carolina are actually concerned that the upcoming solar eclipse might something something lizardmen. (http://www.newsweek.com/solar-eclipse-could-bring-lizard-people-south-carolina-emergency-officials-650064) Neal, August 13, 2017, 03:00:18 pm
I used to work in Sumter County. I would totally buy people living there believing this.
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Post by: Shell Game on October 05, 2019, 02:00:39 pm
I've probably already said this somewhere (but not in the last several replies apparently so...) but I absolutely love when JW Friedman is on. He is so, so enthusiastic and happy reading this shit. I don't even need to comprehend the words, just hearing his joy puts a smile on my face.
Title: Episode 211: LIZARDS!
Post by: CharlyHearse on October 05, 2019, 09:27:37 pm
I've probably already said this somewhere (but not in the last several replies apparently so...) but I absolutely love when JW Friedman is on. He is so, so enthusiastic and happy reading this shit. I don't even need to comprehend the words, just hearing his joy puts a smile on my face. Shell Game, October 05, 2019, 02:00:39 pm
I agree. That’s one of the reasons I listen to IDOTV. Even when salty and tired he sounds upbeat somehow.