Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 14, 2018, 09:47:25 pm
Kumquat's mic echo really pulled it's weight for this one, holy shit.
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: Corn Syrup on March 14, 2018, 10:46:36 pm
In case anyone missed Adam's reference about an hour in:
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: Wrought on March 14, 2018, 10:54:07 pm
New favourite episode, holy shit. Written internet pornography mixed with "this totally happened" stories is a winning formula
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 14, 2018, 10:54:40 pm
There’s way more pussy eating than I expected
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: Sherman Tank on March 14, 2018, 11:13:34 pm
My first time involved tag suggestions: "bad parenting", "fetishes", "gross", "pokemon", "roller coasters", "sex", "soul destroying", "teachers"
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: Wrought on March 14, 2018, 11:31:38 pm
The juxtaposition between the about section and the content is really really good
"Tell us about your first time. Was it romantic, or was it awkward and clumsy, like most of ours?"
"Not me! I fucked my sexy chemistry teacher/aunt for six hours with my 13 inch long man club hammer slog hobberdonger and then she cumbed very hard and then i cumbed very hard! We're married now"
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: A Meat on March 15, 2018, 02:58:10 am
I'm pretty sure the pinacolada thing john read was just a frank zappa song (https://youtu.be/wQ-sWzyyvaM), especially with the way he sang it
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: Yavuz on March 15, 2018, 08:55:43 am
It's weird that that guy named his Hermione body pillow "McKayla".
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: Aljonso on March 15, 2018, 10:34:04 am
BoobsBoobsBoobsBoobs
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 15, 2018, 01:35:10 pm
I can't wait for the conclusion of the epic trilogy: first mymasturbation.com, now myfirsttime.com, next... mydivorcepapers.com (https://www.mydivorcepapers.com/)!
Fake edit: Adam Bozarth snoopy voice consistently being his funniest voice all 3 times that he's used it now (and yes I keep count, the previous 2 were f-list: the sequel and it's always cold in chilli's).
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: Ambious on March 15, 2018, 02:43:32 pm
I'm gonna start a gofundme to have someone follow Kumquat around with a reverb mic.
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 15, 2018, 03:42:50 pm
The fremdschämen in this episode was KILLING ME - just never ending full body chills.
Also, Maxim Mobile Home
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: Isfahan on March 15, 2018, 04:21:55 pm
It's like Kumquat kicked in the door to the announcer's booth at a baseball game and made it a memorable evening for everyone in the stands.
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: Wrought on March 15, 2018, 05:42:11 pm
The Kumquat echo mic inspired this: https://soundcloud.com/sam-arseniccatnip-kean/kumquatxop-dies
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on March 15, 2018, 06:23:54 pm
So many great new words in this episode. "Cumb" is right up there with "flimbsy".
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: EYE OF ZA on March 15, 2018, 07:10:33 pm
Sex...With MY Wife!?
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 15, 2018, 07:18:32 pm
In regards to the story of mystery dick owner:
(https://imgur.com/XueY1vm.jpg)
I put my hand upon your hip When I dick you dick we dick
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: krytton on March 16, 2018, 07:17:12 am
dont you hate it when you think youve lost your phone and you spend like five minutes looking around and panicking only to realize it was in your vagina the whole time?
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 16, 2018, 08:41:39 am
dont you hate it when you think youve lost your phone and you spend like five minutes looking around and panicking only to realize it was in your vagina the whole time? krytton, March 16, 2018, 07:17:12 am
It is natures pocket
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: sambair on March 16, 2018, 09:14:41 am
I was worried the joke of this episode was just going to be people oversharing on the Internet, which is something that I generally hate reading. I've never been happier to be wrong.
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on March 16, 2018, 12:26:31 pm
Does the Penthouse Hut have anything to do with Dildo Hut?
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: JamEngulfer on March 17, 2018, 10:31:51 am
I absolutely love how you're all reading out really gross shit and are completely unfazed, but you're all suddenly super grossed out by potato salad.
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: Isfahan on March 17, 2018, 03:55:45 pm
Well, the context helps. It's hooking into both the regular background grossness of potato salad and the persistent, universal grossness of poop and simulating poop.
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: Dawnswalker on March 17, 2018, 10:15:13 pm
This episode and the previous episode are wonderful companion pieces to one another.
Shit that didn't happen stories are the best stories on the entire internet.
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 18, 2018, 03:46:20 am
Well, the context helps. It's hooking into both the regular background grossness of potato salad and the persistent, universal grossness of poop and simulating poop. Isfahan, March 17, 2018, 03:55:45 pm
I mean, at least it wasn't Nutella.
I think it's interesting that that was the most disgusting story (EDIT: the gay boy diaper sex one) and the most believable (IMO) of the lot.
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: The Prufroquette on March 18, 2018, 03:56:02 pm
I knew there would be diapers.
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on March 22, 2018, 05:59:09 pm
One tidbit I found out while putting this doc together is that, in addition to the website, there's a My First Time stage play (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_First_Time_(play)) that apparently had a pretty successful off-Broadway run in 2007! It seems to consist of actors performing stories that were submitted to the website- they must have really had to do some digging to find non-insane stories to adapt, because no matter where in the archives I searched the stories seemed to be equally porn-y.
The stories in this episode could make a solid sequel script. It could even be a musical, since we've got a lovely song about a fat boot touching some guy's pinacolada!
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: JamEngulfer on March 29, 2018, 06:42:01 pm
Well, the context helps. It's hooking into both the regular background grossness of potato salad and the persistent, universal grossness of poop and simulating poop. Isfahan, March 17, 2018, 03:55:45 pm
I think it didn't initially occur to me that they were simulating poop. I thought they were just being weird with potato salad and I went "huh, that makes sense as a thing people would be into".
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on March 29, 2018, 06:48:27 pm
I think it didn't initially occur to me that they were simulating poop. I thought they were just being weird with potato salad and I went "huh, that makes sense as a thing people would be into".JamEngulfer, March 29, 2018, 06:42:01 pm
I thought it was just a matter of it being impossible to faze the person who brought us the most horrible episode ever.
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: JamEngulfer on March 29, 2018, 07:06:26 pm
I think it didn't initially occur to me that they were simulating poop. I thought they were just being weird with potato salad and I went "huh, that makes sense as a thing people would be into".JamEngulfer, March 29, 2018, 06:42:01 pm
I thought it was just a matter of it being impossible to faze the person who brought us the most horrible episode ever. Sham bam bamina!, March 29, 2018, 06:48:27 pm
I mean, that too. I am genuinely worried at how little things faze me now.
I think that episode was my tipping point.
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: Shell Game on April 23, 2018, 09:30:31 am
Yay! Plastic pants!
Title: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
Post by: DetectiveSlowpoke on July 12, 2018, 01:54:01 am
I love when any story is; as paraphrased from lemon in an episode: "oh you're wearing a diaper. That is......strangely erotic!"