Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
March 28, 2024, 04:25:08 pm

ballp.it is the community forum for The F Plus.

You're only seeing part of the forum conversation. To see more, register for an account. This will give you read-only access to nearly all the forums.

Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 489241 times)

Mister Smalls

  • Steampunk Evita original cast member
  • Paid
  • 531
  • 78
F Plus Quotes Thread #60
It was the dream monster cockysis episode with Cheapskate.

Isfahan

  • Ask me about AKs.
  • Ridiculist
  • Trouble with customers? Isfahano cares.
    • 3,728
    • 68
F Plus Quotes Thread #61
The bit where Victor read the lyrics to Lady Gaga's "Judas" was from a cut segment where, instead of talking about dreams, someone was ranting about Lady Gaga being an Illuminati propagandist/mass hypnotizer and all the Illuminati symbolism in her videos and song lyrics like "Judas," which Victor then looked up and read. It was too good to leave out entirely.

Sherlockian

  • Library handwriting. Indexing. Abstracting. Alphabetizing. Filing.
  • Paid
  • File under Z695.95 S54
    • 934
    • 106
F Plus Quotes Thread #62
"Sound familiar...? It will, IN HILLARY CLINTON'S AMERICA!" cracks me up every time.

Mister Smalls

  • Steampunk Evita original cast member
  • Paid
  • 531
  • 78
F Plus Quotes Thread #63
"In the room tonight we have Boots Raingear!"
"Is there any treatment of pubic hair that is wrong?  Definitely.  One thing about which there can be no debate is the evil of stubble."
*hysterical laughter in the distance*

Fanzay

  • Failson Prime
  • Paid
  • Turned on is the wrong word
  • 590
  • 44
F Plus Quotes Thread #64
"This Troper has been eliminated, but the Chlamydia still burns."

🍆

  • Spongy Wood Witch
  • Paid
  • Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge cunt
  • 529
  • 61
F Plus Quotes Thread #65
"How about Lleh? It's Hell, backwards!"
SHAMBA~1.SBB

John Toast

  • The original Fat Voiceâ„¢
  • Ridiculist
  • Cover me in syrup. I'm delicious.
    • 108
    • 411
F Plus Quotes Thread #66
"GOOOOO TO JAIL!!!"

I forget which episode that's from, but Lemon yelling that out after Boots reading a guy's information kills me.

Also Portaxx's reaction to "pain in my knackers are driving me crackers!" in the poetry episode.
Liatai Yavuz Sherman Tank

Lemon

  • Whatever happened to Freedom of Speech?
  • Administrator
  • ...IT'S NOW THE MASH!
  • 4,127
  • 421
F Plus Quotes Thread #67
Also Portaxx's reaction to "pain in my knackers are driving me crackers!" in the poetry episode.
John Toast, June 13, 2014, 07:57:19 pm
That reading also has my favorite Isfahan laugh recorded.

Goose Goose Honk At Me Now

  • Can I offer you a Lorna Doone?
  • Paid
  • You have a very flexible torso.
  • 1,613
  • 305
F Plus Quotes Thread #68
In the first food episode, Acier's "it's a quick way to dress up plain corn chi--...whaaat?" is the only time I've ever heard him falter while reading nonsense and I laugh every single time.

Haydon

  • Paid
    • 62
    • 38
F Plus Quotes Thread #69
"Well, you know how academia is. You either publish - or piss."

Cheapskate

  • Persnickety fussbudget
  • Paid
  • 851
  • 88
F Plus Quotes Thread #70
"Fuck a table made of knives? Why not?!?"

Tetriphile

  • Paid
  • 5
  • 2
F Plus Quotes Thread #71
I think my all-time favourites are probably:

"Your fictional world is worse than the one we live in, where Happy Dave has his own street team."

and

"Would anyone like to tie me up and force me to be a clown? Well, this is Fetlife, so yes, all of us."

Also, John just reading out the list of sexual positions in, hmm, one of the first few episodes, maybe?
Lemon

montrith

  • Petrodactyl Spotter
  • Internaut
  • You must be this tall to ride
  • 3,114
  • 402
F Plus Quotes Thread #72
Whenever one of the ridiculists gets told "You're the Portaxx of this episode" and they immediately respond with an enthusiastic "YAY!".
Maxine Headroom Liatai

KingKalamari

  • Cephalopod Enthusiast
  • Paid
  • It's Samba time for Tambo & Weep Day for Urine Man
  • 1,157
  • 92
F Plus Quotes Thread #73
"Well I guess I'm gay now. Yum yum yum, gimme the dick"

"No that's not me man: No hobo"

"Are you going to cut my balls off?"
"...If I have to to get you on a horse"

"I like how the stupid kind of cancels it out because that guy called it 'sex power' and this person, who's also stupid, knew exactly what he was talking about: 'Oh yeah, sex power. I know what that is'."
eldritchhat Liatai

Goose Goose Honk At Me Now

  • Can I offer you a Lorna Doone?
  • Paid
  • You have a very flexible torso.
  • 1,613
  • 305
F Plus Quotes Thread #74
"Wilf Britzel doesn't want you to know the truth!!"
SHAMBA~1.SBB