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Topic: Episode 210: Adventures In ReTale  (Read 42751 times)

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Episode 210: Adventures In ReTale #75
Secret revealed: there's only one person living in Canberra, namely Penny Wong.

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Episode 210: Adventures In ReTale #76
Secret revealed: there's only one person living in Canberra, namely Penny Wong.
montrith, April 24, 2016, 11:37:46 am

Even more of a secret, she actually lives in South Australia and just works in Canberra.

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Episode 210: Adventures In ReTale #77
And then Link played a Death Grips medley on his ocarina.
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Episode 210: Adventures In ReTale #78
And then Link played a Death Grips medley on his ocarina.
Spacebat, April 24, 2016, 06:28:47 pm

The Legend of Zelda: A Man Shouting At You about Schizophrenia, Internet Porn, and Staying Paranoid
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Episode 210: Adventures In ReTale #79
The Legend of Zelda: A Man Shouting At You about Schizophrenia, Internet Porn, and Staying Paranoid
STOG, April 27, 2016, 12:57:44 am

To get that you can normally just step outside the GameStop and walk to the nearest street corner.

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Episode 210: Adventures In ReTale #80
Can we get some sort of machine generated Not Always Right story creator up in here? Maybe we could even add in a mad libs style thing, where you plug in the hero, villain, and the store they work at, and everything else is randomly generated.
eldritchhat, April 23, 2016, 04:03:43 pm

Sure we can, here's the Not Always Right Story Generator. RandomGen's syntax really fits randomization more than branching stories, so I was pretty pissed I couldn't do more than one altercation type efficiently, but I decided to finish the thing rather than drop it altogether. Not that many phrases, but have fun clicking "Applause!"
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Episode 210: Adventures In ReTale #81
Can we get some sort of machine generated Not Always Right story creator up in here? Maybe we could even add in a mad libs style thing, where you plug in the hero, villain, and the store they work at, and everything else is randomly generated.
eldritchhat, April 23, 2016, 04:03:43 pm

Sure we can, here's the Not Always Right Story Generator. RandomGen's syntax really fits randomization more than branching stories, so I was pretty pissed I couldn't do more than one altercation type efficiently, but I decided to finish the thing rather than drop it altogether. Not that many phrases, but have fun clicking "Applause!"
Spooks, May 02, 2016, 01:25:46 pm

( I'm talking with a co-worker when this awful person shows up. This happened at the EB Games where I'm employed as a manager. )

Me: "Hello, can I help you?"
Customer: "Hello, I was mislead into a sale."

(Sonic 1 - that's what they're here to blabber about.)

Me: "Uuuh... I'm not sure what your problem is?"
Customer: "This thing is defective, it doesn't work, doesn't work at all!! You served me last time too, didn't you, you're just peddling broken junk and hoping I don't notice!"

(I'd already had a hard day, but this customer's outrageous attitude pushed me over the edge)

Me: (*puffs inhaler*) "I think you simply have the wrong place, we don't even stock these sorts of items here!"
Customer: "I come here every day and this is how I'm treated? I demand a refund right now!"
Me: (with a fake look of indination on my face) "Alright, pal, wanna take a chance on me?"

( Flabbergasted, the customer shouted several more expletives my way then stormed off the store for good. )

The gathered crowd were in disbelief, but applause soon followed! A small child that happened to be in the store with their parents pointed at me and said: "Daddy, I wanna be like him when I grow up! I later found out that customer was arrested and hung themselves in their holding cell!

Indistinguishable from the real thing.

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Episode 210: Adventures In ReTale #82
I taught my neural net to imitate NAR and this is what it had to say:

UE! Hosa/gerot teratg hout andeolelelde. Preds tate teore andhyr phangende hhenll hos ans on dofh us correre audhenks weotimoftn. seshesd yorimarodes todl sold of or thofe wocatl ab it coce keec kose andteuwet ber no bose tauf tort an faagl.

Maybe I needed a corpus bigger than your doc. I'll come back to it later, I guess.
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Episode 210: Adventures In ReTale #83
You forgot to turn off the Welsh setting on your neural net.
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Episode 210: Adventures In ReTale #84

Customer #1: “You and my serercimbes I dey the wers her gave in that and I fame, and get the made in a taininging me hord.”
Me: “Yes, I’m sorry, a dright some and chards fatter the the guis and show of the cosplayer. I both the do me tell the ollers with this findans froing to the pesters pastes and and I have he walk like and tell it the a me well for the like she’s an one pirler her send and the mande and puck the fant.”
Customer #1: “What?”
Me: “How that a liating Pamy, show the song has peested to look and and charling store his talles to me being as a coctout bethe well and as the down and the wroth store and as on the wable the are hee not in the store.”
Customer #1: “What the store down’t store some is bord and now it costomer cowfsering and but the fer that a can her at her sloons his watsle give the song and the to see now the to me show magh whit the damp stope that him scrittsers the and poy reare.”
Me: “Sely you’re reging. The chack on a waises and I sall the chetter in stopre storiul show a toing to the customer tinges of the fround show storks and a pectared ring of as me and sip dencounds to her wontally entack the showirs.”
Customer #1: “The God a minder soor we ther to be werd into chiiled thy is way for the mas, who a goo of the shurse!”
And everyone her on applaying.
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Episode 210: Adventures In ReTale #85
From Welsh to Australian, awesome.

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Episode 210: Adventures In ReTale #86
Lewis Carroll Presents: Not Always Right.com
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Episode 210: Adventures In ReTale #87
From Welsh to Australian, awesome.
chai tea latte, May 02, 2016, 10:49:55 pm

OK fucker you're gonna be the neural net now

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Episode 210: Adventures In ReTale #88
From Welsh to Australian, awesome.
chai tea latte, May 02, 2016, 10:49:55 pm

OK fucker you're gonna be the neural net now
Zekka, May 02, 2016, 11:33:37 pm
I cant w8

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Episode 210: Adventures In ReTale #89
nsfw: emotional feelings
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