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Topic: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)  (Read 12980 times)

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So many great new words in this episode.  "Cumb" is right up there with "flimbsy".

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Sex...With MY Wife!?

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In regards to the story of mystery dick owner:



I put my hand upon your hip
When I dick you dick we dick
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dont you hate it when you think youve lost your phone and you spend like five minutes looking around and panicking only to realize it was in your vagina the whole time?
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dont you hate it when you think youve lost your phone and you spend like five minutes looking around and panicking only to realize it was in your vagina the whole time?
krytton, March 16, 2018, 07:17:12 am

It is natures pocket

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I was worried the joke of this episode was just going to be people oversharing on the Internet, which is something that I generally hate reading. I've never been happier to be wrong.

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Does the Penthouse Hut have anything to do with Dildo Hut?
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I absolutely love how you're all reading out really gross shit and are completely unfazed, but you're all suddenly super grossed out by potato salad.
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Well, the context helps. It's hooking into both the regular background grossness of potato salad and the persistent, universal grossness of poop and simulating poop.
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This episode and the previous episode are wonderful companion pieces to one another.

Shit that didn't happen stories are the best stories on the entire internet.

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Well, the context helps. It's hooking into both the regular background grossness of potato salad and the persistent, universal grossness of poop and simulating poop.
Isfahan, March 17, 2018, 03:55:45 pm
I mean, at least it wasn't Nutella.

I think it's interesting that that was the most disgusting story (EDIT: the gay boy diaper sex one) and the most believable (IMO) of the lot.
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I knew there would be diapers.
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One tidbit I found out while putting this doc together is that, in addition to the website, there's a My First Time stage play that apparently had a pretty successful off-Broadway run in 2007! It seems to consist of actors performing stories that were submitted to the website- they must have really had to do some digging to find non-insane stories to adapt, because no matter where in the archives I searched the stories seemed to be equally porn-y.

The stories in this episode could make a solid sequel script. It could even be a musical, since we've got a lovely song about a fat boot touching some guy's pinacolada!
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Well, the context helps. It's hooking into both the regular background grossness of potato salad and the persistent, universal grossness of poop and simulating poop.
Isfahan, March 17, 2018, 03:55:45 pm

I think it didn't initially occur to me that they were simulating poop. I thought they were just being weird with potato salad and I went "huh, that makes sense as a thing people would be into".

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I think it didn't initially occur to me that they were simulating poop. I thought they were just being weird with potato salad and I went "huh, that makes sense as a thing people would be into".JamEngulfer, March 29, 2018, 06:42:01 pm
I thought it was just a matter of it being impossible to faze the person who brought us the most horrible episode ever.
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