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Title: Episode 56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
Post by: Old_Zircon on June 06, 2014, 04:56:16 pm
Relevant:

The Onion A.V. Club: Let Gwyneth Paltrow explain why water has feelings (http://www.avclub.com/article/let-gwyneth-paltrow-explain-why-water-has-feelings-205515)
Title: Episode 56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
Post by: Boots Raingear on June 06, 2014, 07:28:21 pm
I wanted to make a joke about Chris Martin always making her water sad but The AV Club already beat me to it.

Well played, AV Club.
Title: Episode 56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
Post by: Bobalay on June 06, 2014, 11:25:46 pm
is she looking for a husband made entirely out of water?
Title: Episode 56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
Post by: McMillan and Waifu on June 07, 2014, 07:35:49 pm
is she looking for a husband made entirely out of water?
Bobalay, June 06, 2014, 11:25:46 pm

She should see if Fred's still on the market, that water's got a really great sense of humor and everything
Title: Episode 56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
Post by: Old_Zircon on October 08, 2015, 06:37:42 pm
http://www.patinagroup.com/restaurants/133/menus/Rays-and-Stark-Bar-Water-Menu.pdf (http://www.patinagroup.com/restaurants/133/menus/Rays-and-Stark-Bar-Water-Menu.pdf)
Title: Episode 56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
Post by: Sherman Tank on October 31, 2015, 10:57:30 pm
This episode wasn't one of the grossest or the most depressing ones, but it was one of the most utterly infuriating.
Title: Episode 56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
Post by: adrenochrome dome on June 02, 2017, 06:41:11 pm
I'm unnecessarily posting here to share a high school artifact.

The time is June 2008. The place is a Sheetz (gas station/Wawa) parking lot. The thing is celebrating graduation by sitting in gas station parking lot at 1 am.

This is the least embarrassing photo of the event.

Also, the shirt is bad. Thanks.
Title: Episode 56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
Post by: CaptainLaserPants on June 03, 2017, 04:23:45 pm
I'm unnecessarily posting here to share a high school artifact.

The time is June 2008. The place is a Sheetz (gas station/Wawa) parking lot. The thing is celebrating graduation by sitting in gas station parking lot at 1 am.

This is the least embarrassing photo of the event.

Also, the shirt is bad. Thanks.
Non-zero-sum Gaymer, June 02, 2017, 06:41:11 pm

I've tried Greg Water. Definitely not as good.
Title: Episode 56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
Post by: adrenochrome dome on June 04, 2017, 05:09:46 pm
I have no pictures of that.
Title: Episode 56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
Post by: Shell Game on June 04, 2017, 07:38:43 pm
But do you remember Fred being everything he was made out to be? And did he ever wear a hot dog costume?
Title: Episode 56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
Post by: Neal on June 04, 2017, 07:47:29 pm
Do we have anyone who is in China or who can get there in about two weeks? The 2017 FineWaters Summit and Tasting Competition is nigh (http://finewaters.com/premium-bottled-water/finewaters-summits/fine-water-summit-2016/296-2017-summit-program)!
Title: Episode 56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
Post by: adrenochrome dome on June 04, 2017, 08:14:43 pm
But do you remember Fred being everything he was made out to be...
Shell Game, June 04, 2017, 07:38:43 pm

Fred is that guy that your friends tell you is really cool. He's personable and very outgoing, but the longer he's around, the more you realize he's just an asshole.
Title: Episode 56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
Post by: Shell Game on June 04, 2017, 08:40:42 pm
But do you remember Fred being everything he was made out to be...
Shell Game, June 04, 2017, 07:38:43 pm

Fred is that guy that your friends tell you is really cool. He's personable and very outgoing, but the longer he's around, the more you realize he's just an asshole.
Non-zero-sum Gaymer, June 04, 2017, 08:14:43 pm

Oh god. I know that guy. Fuck Fred.
Title: Episode 56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
Post by: rhorsman on January 02, 2018, 05:33:27 pm
Just started listening to this one again, and the opening is Lemon losing his mind at what utter bullshit the branding "raw water" is. Which of course is now the new thing the worst of Silicon Valley has to offer:

https://www.theverge.com/2018/1/1/16839092/raw-water-unfiltered-untreated-disease-toxins-microbes-minerals-cholera-new-york-times (https://www.theverge.com/2018/1/1/16839092/raw-water-unfiltered-untreated-disease-toxins-microbes-minerals-cholera-new-york-times)
Title: Episode 56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
Post by: Shell Game on January 02, 2018, 07:58:03 pm
i see the word cholera

I smell innovation!
Title: Episode 56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
Post by: Shell Game on November 30, 2018, 08:28:22 pm
https://twitter.com/lesbiathan/status/1068692428377505792?s=19
Title: Episode 56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
Post by: Neal on February 25, 2019, 07:58:40 pm
Hey, do you want your water to not only be pretentious, but EDGY and EXTREME? Then grab yourself some Liquid Death (http://liquiddeath.com/) - if you dare!
Title: Episode 56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
Post by: Pavlova on March 12, 2019, 05:42:23 am
I once spent $14 on a bottle of Antipodes water from a restaurant - and yes, I'm as mad about that as anyone should be.

Also the 420 (not the fun kind) brand of water has in its product description - "Every drop of water has taken generations to filter through the surrounding landscape. That means the water you hold in your hand today actually fell onto the top of a mountain when your great, great grandmother was the same age as you are now. Which is a fabulous story to tell someone you're trying to pick up in a bar. " - so presumably the intern writing that copy has never picked up anyone in a bar.
Title: Episode 56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
Post by: Sherman Tank on March 12, 2019, 07:40:25 am
I once spent $14 on a bottle of Antipodes water from a restaurant - and yes, I'm as mad about that as anyone should be.
Pavlova, March 12, 2019, 05:42:23 am

This happened to me once. I ordered some water and ended up paying through the nose for some fancy shit I didn't want instead of just getting some ice water because that's the kind of restaurant I'd chosen to eat at.
Title: Episode 56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
Post by: EYE OF ZA on February 18, 2022, 04:13:55 am
has there been a fred NFT yet