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Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Old_Zircon on June 06, 2014, 04:56:16 pm
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Relevant:
The Onion A.V. Club: Let Gwyneth Paltrow explain why water has feelings (http://www.avclub.com/article/let-gwyneth-paltrow-explain-why-water-has-feelings-205515)
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I wanted to make a joke about Chris Martin always making her water sad but The AV Club already beat me to it.
Well played, AV Club.
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is she looking for a husband made entirely out of water?
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is she looking for a husband made entirely out of water?
Bobalay, June 06, 2014, 11:25:46 pm
She should see if Fred's still on the market, that water's got a really great sense of humor and everything
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http://www.patinagroup.com/restaurants/133/menus/Rays-and-Stark-Bar-Water-Menu.pdf (http://www.patinagroup.com/restaurants/133/menus/Rays-and-Stark-Bar-Water-Menu.pdf)
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This episode wasn't one of the grossest or the most depressing ones, but it was one of the most utterly infuriating.
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I'm unnecessarily posting here to share a high school artifact.
The time is June 2008. The place is a Sheetz (gas station/Wawa) parking lot. The thing is celebrating graduation by sitting in gas station parking lot at 1 am.
This is the least embarrassing photo of the event.
Also, the shirt is bad. Thanks.
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I'm unnecessarily posting here to share a high school artifact.
The time is June 2008. The place is a Sheetz (gas station/Wawa) parking lot. The thing is celebrating graduation by sitting in gas station parking lot at 1 am.
This is the least embarrassing photo of the event.
Also, the shirt is bad. Thanks.
Non-zero-sum Gaymer, June 02, 2017, 06:41:11 pm
I've tried Greg Water. Definitely not as good.
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I have no pictures of that.
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But do you remember Fred being everything he was made out to be? And did he ever wear a hot dog costume?
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Do we have anyone who is in China or who can get there in about two weeks? The 2017 FineWaters Summit and Tasting Competition is nigh (http://finewaters.com/premium-bottled-water/finewaters-summits/fine-water-summit-2016/296-2017-summit-program)!
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But do you remember Fred being everything he was made out to be...
Shell Game, June 04, 2017, 07:38:43 pm
Fred is that guy that your friends tell you is really cool. He's personable and very outgoing, but the longer he's around, the more you realize he's just an asshole.
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But do you remember Fred being everything he was made out to be...
Shell Game, June 04, 2017, 07:38:43 pm
Fred is that guy that your friends tell you is really cool. He's personable and very outgoing, but the longer he's around, the more you realize he's just an asshole.
Non-zero-sum Gaymer, June 04, 2017, 08:14:43 pm
Oh god. I know that guy. Fuck Fred.
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Just started listening to this one again, and the opening is Lemon losing his mind at what utter bullshit the branding "raw water" is. Which of course is now the new thing the worst of Silicon Valley has to offer:
https://www.theverge.com/2018/1/1/16839092/raw-water-unfiltered-untreated-disease-toxins-microbes-minerals-cholera-new-york-times (https://www.theverge.com/2018/1/1/16839092/raw-water-unfiltered-untreated-disease-toxins-microbes-minerals-cholera-new-york-times)
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i see the word cholera
I smell innovation!
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https://twitter.com/lesbiathan/status/1068692428377505792?s=19
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Hey, do you want your water to not only be pretentious, but EDGY and EXTREME? Then grab yourself some Liquid Death (http://liquiddeath.com/) - if you dare!
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I once spent $14 on a bottle of Antipodes water from a restaurant - and yes, I'm as mad about that as anyone should be.
Also the 420 (not the fun kind) brand of water has in its product description - "Every drop of water has taken generations to filter through the surrounding landscape. That means the water you hold in your hand today actually fell onto the top of a mountain when your great, great grandmother was the same age as you are now. Which is a fabulous story to tell someone you're trying to pick up in a bar. " - so presumably the intern writing that copy has never picked up anyone in a bar.
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I once spent $14 on a bottle of Antipodes water from a restaurant - and yes, I'm as mad about that as anyone should be.
Pavlova, March 12, 2019, 05:42:23 am
This happened to me once. I ordered some water and ended up paying through the nose for some fancy shit I didn't want instead of just getting some ice water because that's the kind of restaurant I'd chosen to eat at.
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has there been a fred NFT yet