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Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: Lemon on July 16, 2020, 03:11:16 pm
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Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: Sovereign on July 16, 2020, 04:10:29 pm
I'm really glad that "Poopstein" made it in. The journey there was rough but the payoff was worth it.

I was also pretty disappointed at the lack of funny responses to most of the hypothetical questions, but in casual reading the contrast in itself is pretty good. It seems unusual to me that redditors would take so many of these at face value.

By the way, the number of IPs the 'rifter' guy lists off is absolutely bewildering. Behold:
NSFW content. Click to show.
Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: Cradicus on July 16, 2020, 04:57:04 pm
I'm really glad that "Poopstein" made it in. The journey there was rough but the payoff was worth it.

I was also pretty disappointed at the lack of funny responses to most of the hypothetical questions, but in casual reading the contrast in itself is pretty good. It seems unusual to me that redditors would take so many of these at face value.

By the way, the number of IPs the 'rifter' guy lists off is absolutely bewildering. Behold:
NSFW content. Click to show.
Sovereign, July 16, 2020, 04:10:29 pm

How many of these places even HAVE an iconic, triforce like item? This is the point I have chosen to obsess on.
Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: Wrought on July 16, 2020, 05:24:58 pm
This would be a pretty good episode
Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: Yavuz on July 16, 2020, 06:47:39 pm
the iconic item from "yandere simulator" is the creator's utter inability to ever finish it
Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: Nook on July 16, 2020, 07:40:17 pm
jewism (religion),
list of Intellectual Properties, July 16, 2020, 04:10:29 pm

Hmm


I recognize some of these as Flash games/animations that have got to be at least 15 years old at this point, so I have to assume this is an exhaustive list of every single media he has either experienced or read about in his entire life. What an ambitious crossover!
Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: Antivehicular on July 17, 2020, 03:28:07 am
oh my god Surf Ninjas wasn't a joke

I want to read this guy's annotated list of the "major items" in each setting
Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: A Meat on July 17, 2020, 04:29:17 am
fun fact, starfruit is an apt metaphor for reddit, it looks innocuous, in reality it tastes underwhelming, but also you're not supposed to consume any on an empty stomach because it's got oxalates and poison in it that will hurt your kidneys and can straight up kill some people who have kidney problems.

also it's a strong cytochrome p450 inhibitor like grapefruit, so all the restrictions that apply to grapefruit apply to it as well

in conclusion, reddit is bad for you
Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: Cheapskate on July 17, 2020, 07:32:32 am
Rifter guy is just planning a reboot of the Christian Humber Reloaded universe.
Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: EYE OF ZA on July 17, 2020, 01:20:42 pm
"Third century BC" is a valid way to refer to dates, but people don't use it that much because it's got the same confusing one-off error you get when talking about modern dates too. (That is, the "third century" was the 200's, like how the "twentieth century" was the 1990's.)

It's useful as a format mostly because the other ways of talking about date ranges get weird when you're right around year one.
Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on July 17, 2020, 02:09:35 pm
That's the most depressing first 150 seconds of a podcast I've ever heard, and I can't stop laughing.
Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: John Toast on July 17, 2020, 04:44:48 pm
I'm really glad that "Poopstein" made it in. The journey there was rough but the payoff was worth it.

I was also pretty disappointed at the lack of funny responses to most of the hypothetical questions, but in casual reading the contrast in itself is pretty good. It seems unusual to me that redditors would take so many of these at face value.

By the way, the number of IPs the 'rifter' guy lists off is absolutely bewildering. Behold:
NSFW content. Click to show.
Sovereign, July 16, 2020, 04:10:29 pm

Well then I apologize for potentially ditching that setup! I just saw the last name being referenced and got scared.

And that list of IPs is truly amazing. Never thought I'd see Mogeko Castle and the Bible on the same page, but here we are!
Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 17, 2020, 06:13:19 pm
I'm really glad that "Poopstein" made it in. The journey there was rough but the payoff was worth it.

I was also pretty disappointed at the lack of funny responses to most of the hypothetical questions, but in casual reading the contrast in itself is pretty good. It seems unusual to me that redditors would take so many of these at face value.

By the way, the number of IPs the 'rifter' guy lists off is absolutely bewildering. Behold:
NSFW content. Click to show.
Sovereign, July 16, 2020, 04:10:29 pm
This disgusts me but GamemasterAnthony's Birthday is charming. The only thing I can put my finger on is that this pervert has malicious intent.
Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: Tipsy Almond on July 17, 2020, 06:22:28 pm
fun fact, starfruit is an apt metaphor for reddit, it looks innocuous, in reality it tastes underwhelming, but also you're not supposed to consume any on an empty stomach because it's got oxalates and poison in it that will hurt your kidneys and can straight up kill some people who have kidney problems.

also it's a strong cytochrome p450 inhibitor like grapefruit, so all the restrictions that apply to grapefruit apply to it as well

in conclusion, reddit is bad for you
A Meat, July 17, 2020, 04:29:17 am

Much like the rest of social media, it is wise to read Reddit posts only for entertainment purposes and never for advice. Unless it's something innocuous like baking. ...although I have had people straight-up yell at me even on r/cooking, which astounds me.
Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: EYE OF ZA on July 18, 2020, 05:11:19 am
I'm sitting here trying to decide what the best Ozymandias cum joke is.

Look on my cum, ye mighty, and despair?
Look on my jerking, ye mighty, and despair?
Jizz on my works, ye mighty, and despair?
Title: Fuck it
Post by: EYE OF ZA on July 18, 2020, 05:13:51 am
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: A vast and trunkless shaft of stone
Stands in the desert. Near it, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that jerked them and the balls that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Cockymandias, king of kings:
Jizz on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level cum stretches far away.
Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 18, 2020, 07:31:49 am
Very fun episode. All of these people should get in contact with that old episode poster that put a dollar in the donation box because he wanted God to eat his cum and talk about putting their ideas into action instead of constantly floating around what-ifs though.
Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: A Meat on July 20, 2020, 01:59:18 pm
relistening to this and I think that post about reptiles misunderstood the line "he got me climbing the wall, he got a python"
Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: KingKalamari on July 20, 2020, 10:49:17 pm
Obviously the best Ozymandias porn parody is

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look at me Wank, ye Mighty, and despair!
Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: FourStopCrossShot on July 23, 2020, 04:16:24 pm
Hypothetically this is one of the best episodes done in recently memory. I couldn't stop laughing
Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: Chupasaurus-Rex on July 26, 2020, 08:40:35 am
I'm really glad that "Poopstein" made it in. The journey there was rough but the payoff was worth it.

I was also pretty disappointed at the lack of funny responses to most of the hypothetical questions, but in casual reading the contrast in itself is pretty good. It seems unusual to me that redditors would take so many of these at face value.

By the way, the number of IPs the 'rifter' guy lists off is absolutely bewildering. Behold:
NSFW content. Click to show.
Sovereign, July 16, 2020, 04:10:29 pm

Just holy shit. Just the time it took to type out those IPs would make me just drop the whole fuckin thing and do something marginally more productive. Like watching paint dry. At least when that it done you know you have a dry coat of paint.
Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: Chupasaurus-Rex on July 26, 2020, 08:41:58 am
relistening to this and I think that post about reptiles misunderstood the line "he got me climbing the wall, he got a python"
A Meat, July 20, 2020, 01:59:18 pm

It was a pretty hard left into hyper obscure fetish-adjacent material.
Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: Down10 on July 29, 2020, 02:11:58 am
This episode was a great reminder of why Reddit is a vice. It's okay to try on a rare occasion, but do it too much, and it will destroy your soul.
Title: 327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode
Post by: Shell Game on August 03, 2020, 11:23:02 am
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