Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Louis Vittu

[Shell Game]

Everyone in existence blinks at once to make the universe stop existing, but because of one creep when everyone opens their eyes the universe is still there except everyone is now an Equestria Girl.

[krytton]

"curiosity killed the cat" is a useful and versatile idiom until you say "but satisfaction brought it back"

like the full phrase is basically just saying "me like learn"

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

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[cat_examiner]

"me like learn"

[A Meat]

the opposite of a condom is a prosub

[Sherman Tank]

Watching a marathon of Three Stooges shorts and hitting myself with a hammer really takes the edge off the world's descent into utter madness.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

I named my Butterfree PaulaDeen, for I am a man of many contradictions.

[Turtle]

I'm the Michael Winslow of Jinglecats.

[Lumbermouth]

I was swiping on Tinder while listening to The Paper Chase and had to stop after like five minutes because I felt like a serial killer.

[A Meat]

Sonic: the Gathering

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Sonic: the Gathering

That might make the muscles a more palatable choice

[Sherman Tank]

I tried writing a script for a show because I was bored and it ended up being mostly ripping off the airplane scenes from It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World and some Three Stooges references thrown in.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

David Duke the Bad Grand Dragon

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Bad, bad, dragon dong
Biggest dick in this whole damn song