Episode 228: United Nations of Dinguses

[Isfahan]

Now...other than them not knowing jack about Decepticons (a G1 Decepticon does not turn into a TRUCK), I didn't think it was all that bad. Juvenile though, to be sure, and clearly the work of someone who just doesn't get it. Also, apparently the guy who accused me of thinking the Middle East was a planet forgot the part he'd just freaking read, where I said I'd invade "whatever Earth" ISIS had come from (canonically, I already own the "original" one).

However, I'm not going to be actually bothered by the commentary of some random yahoos I'd never heard of before this thread. My mention shows that my nation stands out, so I am achieving my objective on that front regardless of how salty they are about it.

Salty? They weren't lamenting what they were reading. I don't think this person is really good at reading emotions in voices.  Also his godmoding doesn't miss a step, even in this response. I'm sure other Nation-States people would take issue with him claiming "canonically" (I'm assuming Nation-States canon, because lol if he means reality) that he owns all of Earth.

"These people don't know the first thing about Transformers! Are they really qualified, then, to make fun of godmoding fake country forums on the Internet?"

[Lemon]

I'm reading the thread now. Huswaeeeeeee is REALLY pissed off about you misreading his name. This thread needs to become an Extra Credit episode.

I have no control over what does and does not happen in Extra Credit, but no. Please do not do this.

[Isfahan]

I have no control over what does and does not happen in Extra Credit, but no. Please do not do this.

QFE. Prime Directive, people.

[Zekka]

There were some guys on there who were threatening to make a podcast where they read and belittle us.

I think this is a case where poop touching is probably not a good idea (because they'll stop being open about being notmad and probably some of them will frame it as a genuine attack) --  but if I had an invisible hand that could shape people's fates, I would totally push them to do that. I think it would be really funny, and probably not even that embarrassing for them. If they came onto these forums I would probably volunteer to read.

I feel kinda bad that some of these guys think anyone really has anything personal against them based on this stuff, but I guess that's the price they pay for being kinda self-important online.

[Vinny Possum]

You're right. I forgot the PD. I take that bit back.

[Frank West]

It's also worth noting that a lot of people there think we're pretty funny and/or accurate about parts of their weird hobby and that's fine.

And that the majority opinion is that we're a bunch of nerds being really boring and cracking ourselves up...which is true, 100%.

But yah, if you wanna go there and participate as a real nationstate, that's fine, but please don't just poke them. It's not just for morality's sake, if you start bothering exhibits, they stop being funny and also have pretty legitimate grievances against you, and then before you know it you're the people who are still bothering Chris-chan.

Okay, probably not THAT bad.

[Amelia Blank]

Nope. Not doing an EC on FPlus based forum drama. That sounds like a bad idea all around.

[Sherman Tank]

I'm reading the thread now. Huswaeeeeeee is REALLY pissed off about you misreading his name. This thread needs to become an Extra Credit episode.

I have no control over what does and does not happen in Extra Credit, but no. Please do not do this.

Even if Amelia wanted to do this (she doesn't) there's no way I'd let them. Do not touch the specimens is too important a rule to break.

[Zekka]

important documents: (if you are like me and don't believe in rules)

NSFW content. Click to show.

from a bitter man who breaks the prime directive like once every other year, and sometimes the results have been funny

The last time I picked on guys like the nationstates guys they kinda ignored me, but before that they gave me a lot of shit -- it wasn't a great outcome.

[KingKalamari]

Like fucking the car hot, breaking the Prime Directive is something you should not do.

But yah, if you wanna go there and participate as a real nationstate, that's fine, but please don't just poke them. It's not just for morality's sake, if you start bothering exhibits, they stop being funny and also have pretty legitimate grievances against you, and then before you know it you're the people who are still bothering Chris-chan.

Okay, probably not THAT bad.

Man there has to be an entire episode's worth of material for guys that are still fucking with Chris-Chan

[Mushroom]

Man there has to be an entire episode's worth of material for guys that are still fucking with Chris-Chan

This would be hilarious and I want this, but at the same time, the potential tantrum those guys would have at someone else reading their stuff and mocking it would either be absolutely worth it, or not worth it at all.

[Emperor Jack Chick]

Man there has to be an entire episode's worth of material for guys that are still fucking with Chris-Chan

This would be hilarious and I want this, but at the same time, the potential tantrum those guys would have at someone else reading their stuff and mocking it would either be absolutely worth it, or not worth it at all.

No. Please do not do this.

[Sherman Tank]

Man there has to be an entire episode's worth of material for guys that are still fucking with Chris-Chan

This would be hilarious and I want this, but at the same time, the potential tantrum those guys would have at someone else reading their stuff and mocking it would either be absolutely worth it, or not worth it at all.

No. Please do not do this.

Yeah, FYIY I can't see the result of a ChrisChan stalker episode being anything other than a complete unfunny disaster at best.

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

We believe modern society as it is has progressed enough. We have gay rights legalised, trans people have rights. Women have rights. Cannabis is bound to be legalised. Shut up, we have progressed enough. Leave it as it is.

[Yavuz]

We believe modern society as it is has progressed enough. We have gay rights legalised, trans people have rights. Women have rights. Cannabis is bound to be legalised. Shut up, we have progressed enough. Leave it as it is.

Obviously, those rights will never be jeopardized by Godbothering, sanctimonious asswipes. When people gain rights, they are never subsequently taken away or eroded. And there are never other reasons to change. Progress is something you can just stop at exactly the right spot.

Seriously, fuck this guy.

3 days 15 hours ago: Huswyae changed its national nation type to "AnCap Provinces".

Oh, well there's your problem.