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Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Lemon on May 02, 2014, 12:00:14 am
with Boots Raingear, Jack Chick, John Toast, Kumquatxop, Adam Bozarth, and Lemon.

Content for this episode was compiled by mapled.

Edited by Boots Raingear.

WARNING: This one is super duper gross. Anyway, The F-List (unaffiliated with The F Plus) is a community where furries can view the profiles of other furries to see if they're (cyber)sexually compatible. So, what's it take to make a love connection? Common interests, shared life goals, and enough opposing perspective to keep things interesting? Of course not. You just both need to be into navel play. This week, The F Plus explores The Fetish Matrix and very much earns our explicit rating.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Lemon on May 02, 2014, 09:53:48 am
Let's share our favorite pictures of equitaurs!

Here's mine!

(http://th07.deviantart.net/fs9/PRE/i/2006/008/8/c/Krosser_Equitaur_by_Indagare.jpg)
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Contaminant on May 02, 2014, 09:59:40 am
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs20/f/2007/308/5/5/Equitaur_by_cynicalcentaur.jpg)

(http://fc04.deviantart.net/images2/i/2004/02/0/6/Indy_Equitaur.jpg)

NSFW (http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/071/2/a/equitaur_ride_in_surf_by_zeburider-d5xuwhc.jpg)
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: A Meat on May 02, 2014, 10:08:16 am
Searching for 'equitaur' brought me to this wikifur page (http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Taur).

Here are some other *taurs that aren't equitaurs from that wiki.

(http://i.imgur.com/BvpRj0L.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/5vcGdfu.jpg)
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on May 02, 2014, 10:41:39 am
The words "cum golem" have made me want to quit sex forever. Thanks, F-List.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Muffinator on May 02, 2014, 11:02:57 am
The words "cum golem" have made me want to quit sex forever. Thanks, F-List.
CuddlePLEASE MAKE IT STOP RAINING, May 02, 2014, 10:41:39 am
I guess I'm gonna have to be the bad guy and make the "jizzrael" pun, aren't I?
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on May 02, 2014, 01:15:41 pm
"have" is such a strong word...
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Bobalay on May 02, 2014, 01:45:04 pm
"Microsoft Gold Certified in Queefing" NEEDS to be a tag.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Moriarty on May 02, 2014, 01:56:47 pm
The words "cum golem" have made me want to quit sex forever. Thanks, F-List.
CuddlePLEASE MAKE IT STOP RAINING, May 02, 2014, 10:41:39 am

But how do you feel about long hair?
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on May 02, 2014, 02:32:56 pm
The words "cum golem" have made me want to quit sex forever. Thanks, F-List.
CuddlePLEASE MAKE IT STOP RAINING, May 02, 2014, 10:41:39 am

But how do you feel about long hair?
Moriarty, May 02, 2014, 01:56:47 pm

Like turning in my sex-haver badge and gun, frankly.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Boots Raingear on May 02, 2014, 03:56:29 pm
The results for googling "reverse centaur" are pretty awesome too.

(http://freeboners.info/crap/rcentaur1.jpg)
(http://freeboners.info/crap/rcentaur2.jpg)
(http://freeboners.info/crap/rcentaur3.jpg)
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Tiny Prancer on May 02, 2014, 03:59:57 pm
if you're gonna talk about furrytaurs, you can't not bring up chakats

(http://www.furry.org.au/chakat/Images/Goldfur_at_Ayers_Rock-2.jpg)
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Ambious on May 02, 2014, 04:23:28 pm
There's also a dino version

(http://i.imgur.com/CmPzl28.jpg)
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Ambious on May 02, 2014, 04:25:36 pm
This one was captioned "ERECTION 2000"

(http://i.imgur.com/bBGS0zc.jpg)
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: KingKalamari on May 02, 2014, 05:57:15 pm
To listen to while browsing pictures of equitaurs:


Also this is already one of my favourite episodes ever. Between Kumquat's Equitaur and Adam's inspired interpretation of BOY MEAT I am in stitches
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Mister Smalls on May 02, 2014, 08:09:45 pm
"Oh I bet this episode won't be that bad, I've gotten through the dickbugs episode multiple times without so much as a cringe, I'm sure this'll be uuuuuuugggghhhhh."
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: crow on May 02, 2014, 09:50:08 pm
This one wasn't so bad.  Call me when you get someone actually mutilating themselves.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: count_actuala on May 02, 2014, 11:03:46 pm
You haven't been through the back catalog, have you?
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: 🍆 on May 03, 2014, 01:54:31 am
Is there any form of urethral fucking that doesn't involve mutilation? To say nothing of the eye sockets.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Ambious on May 03, 2014, 02:01:51 am
I rather enjoyed the episode!
I don't know what it says about me.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: STOG on May 03, 2014, 10:57:38 am
"I only play with horses that cum so hard they launch themselves into space."
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Cat Planet on May 03, 2014, 03:41:20 pm
Does anybody have a theory as to why furries have become so common, at least in comparison to other fetishes? You don't often see foot fetishists or BDSM enthusiasts claim that what they get off on is a key part to who they are. I've read stuff on CrushYiffDestroy, is there any other interesting material on the origins of the furry movement?
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: chai tea latte on May 03, 2014, 05:54:17 pm
Furries aren't common, they're prolific. If you asked, say, a random person on the street that question, they'd have no idea what you were talking about. It's only because furry is an Internet Thing that you have that sense, I think.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Cat Planet on May 03, 2014, 06:13:53 pm
Obviously, I meant this in the context of the Internet. There are many weird person cults on the 'net, but only the furries have achieved such prosperity.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on May 03, 2014, 06:25:52 pm
I think the main reason furry is so prominent on the internet isn't because of the fetish itself, but the community's mentality. Furry is so overly permissive that you can say or do damn nearly anything and they'll be fine with it. Other people giving you shit for being turned on by static cling? Claim it's static cling from lion-men rubbing on talking binturong balloons! Can't find anyone to roleplay as a potato sack full of discarded iPods? Tell them it's a FOX-SHAPED potato sack full of discarded iPods! Need someone to fulfill that fantasy where you're a space explorer who lands on a planet full of flypaper and he finds himself shrunk down into the size of a penny and riverdances as best he can with all the natives but YUH-OH there's just TOO MUCH FLYPAPER EVERYWHERE also they're all sneezing? Turn 'em all into hyenas, why not.

In furry, you can do whatever the fuck you feel like and even the people you weird out will throw up jazz hands and say "well who am I to judge?" I think that makes people use it as a vehicle for their real fetishes and as an arena for acting as creepy as they want, rather than focusing on the furry aspect itself. It's just a means to an end.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Isfahan on May 03, 2014, 07:02:17 pm
I think that makes people use it as a vehicle for their real fetishes and as an arena for acting as creepy as they want, rather than focusing on the furry aspect itself. It's just a means to an end.portaxx, May 03, 2014, 06:25:52 pm

I love the idea of furries calling someone in their midst out. "You're not a real furry!" The visual makes me giggle.

Anyway, a good illustration of this is that hyena dom girl from the furry dating episode. She wasn't very attractive, her "fursona" picture was just a super-cropped photo of a real hyena's face, and aside from the word "hyena" used only once, no other furry stuff is mentioned at all in her profile.  She was obviously only out to get paid for being a Girl on the Internet™, so she in all likelihood was just being "furry for pay" in the hopes of landing some weirdo on the site who somehow derives sexual pleasure from paying other people just for being female.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Mister Smalls on May 03, 2014, 10:58:02 pm
"You're not really a wolf furry, you're just gray for pay."
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Lemon on May 03, 2014, 11:33:13 pm
Spirit bulb
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Yossarian on May 04, 2014, 01:00:19 am
I think the main reason furry is so prominent on the internet isn't because of the fetish itself, but the community's mentality. Furry is so overly permissive that you can say or do damn nearly anything and they'll be fine with it. Other people giving you shit for being turned on by static cling? Claim it's static cling from lion-men rubbing on talking binturong balloons! Can't find anyone to roleplay as a potato sack full of discarded iPods? Tell them it's a FOX-SHAPED potato sack full of discarded iPods! Need someone to fulfill that fantasy where you're a space explorer who lands on a planet full of flypaper and he finds himself shrunk down into the size of a penny and riverdances as best he can with all the natives but YUH-OH there's just TOO MUCH FLYPAPER EVERYWHERE also they're all sneezing? Turn 'em all into hyenas, why not.

In furry, you can do whatever the fuck you feel like and even the people you weird out will throw up jazz hands and say "well who am I to judge?" I think that makes people use it as a vehicle for their real fetishes and as an arena for acting as creepy as they want, rather than focusing on the furry aspect itself. It's just a means to an end.
portaxx, May 03, 2014, 06:25:52 pm

You always have the best fake fetish examples and sometimes I wonder if these are real examples or you're testing the waters.
You do talk about fat sheep falling off a cliff an awful lot...
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Mister Smalls on May 04, 2014, 01:12:10 am
So puns aside, what the fuck do all these "hyper-" prefixes mean?  I would go check myself, but I'm scared.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on May 04, 2014, 01:12:58 am
I think the main reason furry is so prominent on the internet isn't because of the fetish itself, but the community's mentality. Furry is so overly permissive that you can say or do damn nearly anything and they'll be fine with it. Other people giving you shit for being turned on by static cling? Claim it's static cling from lion-men rubbing on talking binturong balloons! Can't find anyone to roleplay as a potato sack full of discarded iPods? Tell them it's a FOX-SHAPED potato sack full of discarded iPods! Need someone to fulfill that fantasy where you're a space explorer who lands on a planet full of flypaper and he finds himself shrunk down into the size of a penny and riverdances as best he can with all the natives but YUH-OH there's just TOO MUCH FLYPAPER EVERYWHERE also they're all sneezing? Turn 'em all into hyenas, why not.

In furry, you can do whatever the fuck you feel like and even the people you weird out will throw up jazz hands and say "well who am I to judge?" I think that makes people use it as a vehicle for their real fetishes and as an arena for acting as creepy as they want, rather than focusing on the furry aspect itself. It's just a means to an end.
portaxx, May 03, 2014, 06:25:52 pm

You always have the best fake fetish examples and sometimes I wonder if these are real examples or you're testing the waters.
You do talk about fat sheep falling off a cliff an awful lot...
Yossarian, May 04, 2014, 01:00:19 am

"Fat sheep falling off a cliff" isn't a real one I've seen. That's just something I made up to explain weird art requests to my friends. They thought it sounded funny so it just kind of stuck, and now "can you draw me a fat sheep... as a joke?" is a running gag whenever I talk to them. Which is ironic since y'know, with them it really is a joke.

All the other times it's just me making up silly shit.

Usually.

Sometimes.

kinda.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Bobalay on May 04, 2014, 02:03:04 am
So puns aside, what the fuck do all these "hyper-" prefixes mean?  I would go check myself, but I'm scared.
Mister Smalls, May 04, 2014, 01:12:10 am

I'm assuming it's just ridiculous amounts of the thing in question. Like the whole "gallons of precum" thing. If the scat tag means shitting on your partner, hyperscat means shitting on your partner until the room resembles a peat bog.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9ifCsR91qJ4/S8TRbNTFphI/AAAAAAAAAXc/Dr4LRnPz8js/s1600/sheep-cliff1.jpg)
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: 🍆 on May 04, 2014, 02:59:14 am
I think part of it is just a symptom of consuming way too much porn. I was reading a No Fap website,  which admittedly is not the most unbiased source and is filled with tons of crazies itself (which is why I was reading) but they were talking about how porn addiction made them jaded with regular sex and how they had to resort to more and more depraved things to get their rocks off. Tons of dudes admitting that they could only jack off to cuckold porn or small dick fetish because after years of jerking it day and night, everything else had lost its taboo.

Furries, so far as I can see, are a porn-soaked subculture. I don't even say that out of what I've learned from the F Plus, I mean like even the non-horrific furries I run across on Tumblr or whatever either draw porn, or talk way too openly about their kinks, or generally just seem to treat their taste in cartoon animal porn the way normal people talk about their favorite actors or sports. So I guess it just all escalates from there until the only thing that seems deviant enough in an already deviant community is inflatable tube guys with five dicks shoving barbed wire up their asses.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: LINDA on May 04, 2014, 01:12:34 pm
the rabbit hole of fetish escalation is the greatest thing. These people could be anyone, anywhere. Maybe the sad quiet guy stocking shelves at the grocery store put down 'yes' for hyper inflation unusual cum bellybutton enema on his fetish matrix. This episode has enriched my life.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Mister Smalls on May 04, 2014, 01:57:15 pm
Maybe the sad quiet guy stocking shelves at the grocery store put down 'yes' for hyper inflation unusual cum bellybutton enema on his fetish matrix.
eudo, May 04, 2014, 01:12:34 pm

I bet Big Daddy Rhino is a Republican senator.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Down10 on May 04, 2014, 03:48:24 pm
I think part of it is just a symptom of consuming way too much porn. I was reading a No Fap website, which admittedly is not the most unbiased source and is filled with tons of crazies itself (which is why I was reading) but they were talking about how porn addiction made them jaded with regular sex and how they had to resort to more and more depraved things to get their rocks off. Tons of dudes admitting that they could only jack off to cuckold porn or small dick fetish because after years of jerking it day and night, everything else had lost its taboo.

Furries, so far as I can see, are a porn-soaked subculture. I don't even say that out of what I've learned from the F Plus, I mean like even the non-horrific furries I run across on Tumblr or whatever either draw porn, or talk way too openly about their kinks, or generally just seem to treat their taste in cartoon animal porn the way normal people talk about their favorite actors or sports. So I guess it just all escalates from there until the only thing that seems deviant enough in an already deviant community is inflatable tube guys with five dicks shoving barbed wire up their asses.Garbage Dacey, May 04, 2014, 02:59:14 am

Yes, and…

I'm of the belief that the perviness and pervasivness of Furry fandom/fetish subculture is both a product of the Internet and also a product of the time we live in, in specific ways that other fetishes are not.

I'm not a great fan of Dan Savage, but he tackled Furries early on (http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=11570) and reasoned that it is a post-AIDS phenomenon unto a specific generation, and I happen to agree with it:
"Furries emerged in the late 1990s, right when the first generation of children whose entire lives were dominated by Disney products and imagery came of age. After being exposed to images of cuddly, safe, saucer-eyed, anthropomorphized animals throughout their childhoods, during puberty these same kids had sex presented to them as something deadly and dangerous. The abstinence "educators" and AIDS "awareness" campaigns they were subjected to exaggerated the actual risks of HIV transmission, pregnancy, and death. Is it any wonder that a tiny percentage of this Disney/abstinence generation came to fetishize the safe and cuddly stuffed animals of their childhoods?"

Meanwhile, the internet has only grown and spread the influence of Furry artwork. Since Furries don't exist in real life, and it is not exactly easy to sell to a mainstream audience, it is basically up to the fandom to drive the interest of it as an artform. And even while Furry is soaked in squicky fetish aspects, it's all strictly make-believe. There aren't too many ways of physically expressing an attraction to them outside of fursuiting or "dragon dildos" (or else bestiality)—the prospects of which are all too uncomfortable for most people (even most furries!) to engage in. Thus, the safety of the Internet has been the primary retreat for Furries, and this dates back to the era of BBSs and Usenet, long before other perverts had brought their own specific fetishes online.

This is all aside from the issue of sexual deviants using Furry fandom as a cover for their more grotesque interests (hyper/inflato/babyfur/vore/unbirth/etc.), but as Montrith has proved here time and again, no subculture is safe from corruption by creepy pervos.

Another point: The gross-out stuff I suspect is an urge by artists/creators to push the limits of what others are willing to tolerate, which is something that can be seen in underground comics and in the more icky Manga that exists out there. It's not exactly trolling, but a sincere disregard for the boundries of morality and good taste. Most of the artists realize it is low-brow art, it will never be truly respected, so they mean to keep it there.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: KingKalamari on May 04, 2014, 04:16:10 pm
I think the biggest influence in the level of weird sex stuff in furry fandom is more just the nerdiness of the people involved. It's another case of the geek social fallacies at work: People nerdy enough to be involved in furry fandom have most likely been social ostracized to a fairly good degree in their formative years and are, as a result, reluctant to ostracize other people. But the thing is that while being ostrasized sucks and people are often excluded from things unfairly there's a time and a place where it has to be done.

So you get your equitaurs and Big Daddy Rhinos coming in and jerking off all over the place and everyone is too polite to tell them that shit is weird and the fact that they're projecting that aspect of themselves so freely to the rest of the world makes them seem like a gross pervert.

It ends up going farther than mere toleration and can spill over into outright enabling: People who indulge their friends' weird fetishes out of fear of upsetting them. "I don't really like the idea of an 800 foot tall penis that ejaculates diahrrea but if I don't draw it then bigpoopycums85 won't be my friend anymore.

This inevitably leads to the weird sort of fetish overlap we see in this episode where people with one fetish do other people with a different fetish a solid and help them in their wank fantasies in the hopes they'll do the same thing back for them: It's gotten to be a weird "You jerk my cock and I'll jerk yours" situation.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: chai tea latte on May 04, 2014, 04:50:46 pm
So you get your equitaurs and Big Daddy Rhinos coming in and jerking off all over the place and everyone is too polite to tell them that shit is weird and the fact that they're projecting that aspect of themselves so freely to the rest of the world makes them seem like a gross pervert.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
KingKalamari, May 04, 2014, 04:16:10 pm

The equitaur is the most majestic of God's creatures and I'll thank you not to besmirch its good name.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Neal on May 04, 2014, 11:33:57 pm

I bet Big Daddy Rhino is a Republican senator.
Mister Smalls, May 04, 2014, 01:57:15 pm

Big Daddy RINO?
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Mister Smalls on May 05, 2014, 12:41:11 am
you cracked the code
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: cyclopeantrash on May 05, 2014, 05:13:16 am
What in the fuck, why isn't the community shunning the hell out of these potential real life predators?
Lord Of Butts, May 05, 2014, 04:46:38 am

Because these cataclysmically horny weirdos are just viewed as a trend rather than a movement of social psychotics.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Isfahan on May 05, 2014, 06:25:52 am
What in the fuck, why isn't the community shunning the hell out of these potential real life predators?Lord Of Butts, May 05, 2014, 04:46:38 am

"First they came for the people into child porn, and I said nothing because I'm not into child porn."

Seriously, that's the furry mentality. Excluding absolutely anyone is seen as a slippery slope which will eventually wind up with they themselves being excluded.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Runic on May 05, 2014, 09:15:39 am
Case study: MyTanookiSuitHasBalls.

Old PoE folk know who I'm talking about. That was literally one of his arguments in favor of child porn.

(Note: That was not his most hilarious argument in favor of child porn.)
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Tiny Prancer on May 05, 2014, 11:16:15 am
"Oh I bet this episode won't be that bad, I've gotten through the dickbugs episode multiple times without so much as a cringe, I'm sure this'll be uuuuuuugggghhhhh."
Mister Smalls, May 02, 2014, 08:09:45 pm

I have purposely avoided the bug fetish episode but hearing you were more bothered by this is making me reconsider it, because I finally got a chance to sit down and listen to this one and it almost seemed tame to me. I'm just super desensitized to weird furry fetish shit I guess. (but not insects in body cavities, so it may still not be the best idea to look into that episode)

also, I am morbidy curious if Big Daddy Rhino is into being on the giving or receiving end of "crowing", because if he's an anthro rhino it brings up some uncomfortable questions about where the nosehorn is at the time.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Mister Smalls on May 05, 2014, 11:57:02 am
I have purposely avoided the bug fetish episode but hearing you were more bothered by this is making me reconsider it, because I finally got a chance to sit down and listen to this one and it almost seemed tame to me. I'm just super desensitized to weird furry fetish shit I guess. (but not insects in body cavities, so it may still not be the best idea to look into that episode)Tiny Prancer, May 05, 2014, 11:16:15 am
For me personally, bugs on a dick is one thing, but eyefucking and giant urethras and crowning are all quite another.  But I guess everybody is grossed out uniquely.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Lady Frenzy on May 05, 2014, 07:22:06 pm
He will lick, smell, spit in, plow, gape, suck on and worship all the delicious round ass and butthole that come his way.monster cock Crusader

The worst Lucasarts game.

Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on May 05, 2014, 07:26:38 pm
He will lick, smell, spit in, plow, gape, suck on and worship all the delicious round ass and butthole that come his way.monster cock Crusader

The worst Lucasarts game.
Lady Frenzy, May 05, 2014, 07:22:06 pm
Use balloon juice on cum golem
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Contaminant on May 07, 2014, 07:11:16 am
So F-List has F-Chat, which is like an IRC server.  And F-Chat has 'statuses', where you, as a weird furry, can tell everyone what you're up for right at the moment.

There's a scraper (http://fstatus.stormweyr.dk/) that pulls all these status updates and lists them in a live ticker.

Eden    online    [6:31:21 AM] <TheHolyScrotum> Blessed be, my children. May you be baptized in the sacred scrotal sweat, touched by my blessed bollocks. [6:31:32 AM] <TheHolyScrotum> And may you shun the blasphemous vagina, the ovaries of lies. 

Sword and Fuckery    looking    Behold the field in which my fucks groweth. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is BARREN.

Zurrec    online    I'm looking for someone to do something of a science rp that will become canon to my character.

It's i dunno kind of a science rp
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Runic on May 07, 2014, 09:08:56 am
I'm assuming that it's an intensely philosophical RP taking place in a historically accurate Los Alamos related to the ethical conundrums surrounding the construction of the first atom bomb. With boners. Historically accurate boners. Because that's my fetish.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Mister Smalls on May 07, 2014, 12:44:16 pm
Eden    online    [6:31:21 AM] <TheHolyScrotum> Blessed be, my children. May you be baptized in the sacred scrotal sweat, touched by my blessed bollocks. [6:31:32 AM] <TheHolyScrotum> And may you shun the blasphemous vagina, the ovaries of lies. 
Sword and Fuckery    looking    Behold the field in which my fucks groweth. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is BARREN.
So this here kind of sums up my whole quandary with the F List, and really with some of these fetish communities in general, and that is... these people are joking, right?  Like, these specific people?  Nobody actually typed those sentences with the intent of finding that ridiculous shit arousing, did they?  Like, even within the boundaries of fetish communities, there's no way that this isn't parody, is there?
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on May 07, 2014, 01:07:40 pm
Just so we're all aware, when that one pervo put their "species" as "Golduck" I did let out an audible "AARRGGHH"

... and then Lemon pointed out that "Portaxx would have killed herself by now." Well-played.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: AlbieQuirky on May 08, 2014, 12:45:03 am
My husband keeps forgetting that furries exist, and whenever he's reminded of them, he experiences the horror and repulsion afresh. It's kind of an Oliver Sacks thing, only with me laughing at his shocked "EW!" face.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Tiny Prancer on May 08, 2014, 03:59:10 pm
Eden    online    [6:31:21 AM] <TheHolyScrotum> Blessed be, my children. May you be baptized in the sacred scrotal sweat, touched by my blessed bollocks. [6:31:32 AM] <TheHolyScrotum> And may you shun the blasphemous vagina, the ovaries of lies. 
Sword and Fuckery    looking    Behold the field in which my fucks groweth. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is BARREN.
So this here kind of sums up my whole quandary with the F List, and really with some of these fetish communities in general, and that is... these people are joking, right?  Like, these specific people?  Nobody actually typed those sentences with the intent of finding that ridiculous shit arousing, did they?  Like, even within the boundaries of fetish communities, there's no way that this isn't parody, is there?
Mister Smalls, May 07, 2014, 12:44:16 pm

I'm pretty sure they're joking around, but the dude up top, I wouldn't doubt that he's serious about the misogyny.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Cat Planet on May 08, 2014, 05:37:37 pm
This guy just made me imagine a gay version of the Chick Tracts.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Isfahan on May 08, 2014, 06:17:33 pm
[6:31:32 AM] <TheHolyScrotum> And may you shun the blasphemous vagina, the ovaries of lies.
Contaminant, May 07, 2014, 07:11:16 am

That's the sort of sentence that makes a psychiatrist look up from his clipboard.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Navigator on May 12, 2014, 08:33:58 am
Okay, I found the "fuck-field is barren" joke genuinely funny.

What puzzles me about this site, though, is how goddamn nitpicky these people get about their boners. I mean yeah, everyone has preferences when it comes to sex, but do these people not get that crafting more and more intricate fantasies (the balloony dragon in particular) is just gonna frustrate them in the long run? Like, if you tone it the fuck down and just focus on one fetish for a while, you'll have a much easier time getting your rocks off.

...unless this came from an "it's not taboo anymore" scenario (like the vore episode), so they had to keep making it more and more convoluted to find it hot, in which case eugh.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Lemon on May 12, 2014, 01:06:38 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/LL2WA0b.gif)
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: FartRomancer.exe on May 12, 2014, 01:28:30 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/LL2WA0b.gif)
Lemon, May 12, 2014, 01:06:38 pm

No thank you.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Lemon on May 13, 2014, 12:48:42 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/LL2WA0b.gif)
Lemon, May 12, 2014, 01:06:38 pm

Zero bulbs? Man, fuck you ballp.it. I had to turn my monitor so nobody at work would see what I had up in Illustrator.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: montrith on May 13, 2014, 01:30:32 pm
There you go, I pity bulbed you.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Runic on May 13, 2014, 02:19:10 pm
Already used my bulb man.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Sherman Tank on March 16, 2016, 02:31:04 am
(http://i.imgur.com/LL2WA0b.gif)
Lemon, May 12, 2014, 01:06:38 pm

Pass.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Zekka on March 16, 2016, 10:31:50 am
(http://i.imgur.com/LL2WA0b.gif)
Lemon, May 12, 2014, 01:06:38 pm

Zero bulbs? Man, fuck you ballp.it. I had to turn my monitor so nobody at work would see what I had up in Illustrator.
Lemon, May 13, 2014, 12:48:42 pm

Sorry, can't wank to this until someone loses his job over it.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Neal on March 16, 2016, 07:50:02 pm
Lemon apparently doesn't know that a red panda is actually a different animal entirely and not just a normal panda colored red.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: goombapolice on March 17, 2016, 09:53:50 am
Stop using other people 's accounts Portaxx
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 17, 2016, 10:01:17 am
Red panda knees don't bend backwards.
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 17, 2019, 08:44:34 pm
Related to nothing, here's bigdaddyrhino's profile pic.
(https://i.imgur.com/1vvwhKL.jpg)
Title: Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on January 18, 2019, 11:30:52 pm
Something Positive apparently is still running, and it just had a strip about something very familiar. (http://somethingpositive.net/sp01182019.shtml)