Title: 264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos
Post by: RedMinjo on October 18, 2017, 01:41:14 pm
A dildo with a BIOS A Sybian running Debian
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Post by: Shell Game on October 18, 2017, 03:26:06 pm
Beautiful intro. Great episode. Squirt squirt!
Title: 264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos
Post by: Cheapskate on October 18, 2017, 06:34:28 pm
Doc Johnson’s Amazing Realistic Squirting Cock sounds like a patent medicine.
Title: 264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos
Post by: Sherman Tank on October 18, 2017, 09:09:06 pm
Well now I feel weird about buying my Halloween costume via Amazon.
Title: 264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos
Post by: KingKalamari on October 18, 2017, 09:42:29 pm
Well now I feel weird about buying my Halloween costume via Amazon. You're Sherman, I'm Tank, October 18, 2017, 09:09:06 pm
You're going as a dildo this year?
Title: 264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos
Post by: Sherman Tank on October 18, 2017, 10:39:52 pm
Oh my God Lemon's Italian accent.
EDIT: Oh God the photos where's the 100 proof [yuck]
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on October 19, 2017, 01:45:52 am
OK, they sell revolting, cadaverous munchkins and torsos and mouths, whatever. I'm just happy that PhotoRetoucher from the Adult DVD Talk episode has a potential solution to the tiny nipple pandemic.
Title: 264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos
Post by: Knitting Machine on October 19, 2017, 07:42:15 am
It's all fun and games until the sex doll has a metal skeleton
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Post by: Vinny Possum on October 19, 2017, 10:17:50 am
So what's the address to write the ridiculists in prison?
Title: 264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos
Post by: Caroline on October 19, 2017, 10:55:17 am
It's episodes like this one that make me glad I don't remember my dreams.
Title: 264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos
Post by: Wrought on October 19, 2017, 11:11:41 am
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Post by: A Meat on October 21, 2017, 03:13:21 am
just gonna leave this here (big clive is great in general, even if you're like me and almost failed the part of physics where you talk about circuitry)
Title: 264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on October 21, 2017, 10:41:57 am
Good enough for me. Now I never have to think about this thing ever again. H.P. Shivcraft, October 20, 2017, 01:12:57 pm
That's not true. It has teeth, too. Think about that.
Title: 264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on October 29, 2017, 01:44:03 am
"Gotta put the splooge juice somewhere"
Title: 264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos
Post by: accepting change on November 04, 2017, 05:21:15 am
I'm going to do a bit of dumpster diving, have these quotes
PERFECT SIMULATED TECHNOLOGY: The internal structure of vagina is completely carried on according to the reality, with a g-spot, countless fold and protuberance.There is a spikes of uterus in the tail ,increased stimulus, real sex appeal
It is recommended to take a bath every 20 days. Please gently wipe the doll\'s surface with soapy water or shower gel, wash it clean and Sprinkle with talcum powder. This product is slightly mint creamy, but the material safe non-toxic, rest assured to us
Moaning doll with orgasm! Enjoy together with your silicone sex doll a most realistic experience.
Clothes will be sent randomly as a gift,may be different from the picture, shoes not included.
(https://i.imgur.com/1iDmy6F.png)
. Sex dolls are one of the greatest enhancements to sex life in recent memory because they have so many advantages that you can’t get with the “real” thing, such as: · No STD’s or Condoms needed. · No expensive dinners or dates needed. · No break ups or divorces. · No neediness or moodiness · Your doll is always ready · Enjoy your doll on your schedule · Can be put in any sexual position with no complaints.
Oh hey its our friend (https://i.imgur.com/GDx8mNF.png) i didnt see the text for it before which includes
Realistic Masturbator: Lifelike shape just like a real goddess, big boobs, tight vagina, sexy lips, are exactly what all men dream of.
Presumably you use the towel so you don't have a huge sensory overload. (https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61sj5bMcWaL._SL1000_.jpg) It does have a 5/5 from 8 reviews so who am I to judge
40/400
Title: 264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos
Post by: znarf on November 09, 2017, 12:19:54 pm
This was all the response of cousin Felix Cronenberg not getting enough praise at Thanksgiving (canadian one).
"I can make monsters too David..."
Title: 264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 15, 2017, 03:56:03 am
This is still one of my favorite recent episodes. I was already in the habit of looking up terribly designed sex toys but this opened my eyes to so so much more, then subsequently sprayed cum lube in them, so now I have cum lube in my eyes, thanks, F+.
Here's something that's not exactly from Amazon, but I think you'll "enjoy".
Make self-love more fun with Paco’s Taco, an ultra-soft open-faced stroker that puts pleasure in the palm of your hand. Satisfies every time – simply open the box, apply lube liberally and wrap around your “meat.” Second and third helpings are encouraged! Advanced open-faced stroker technology. Soft and textured surface for realistic sensations. Ultra-soft TPE material. Latex- and phthalate-free. Reusable and easy to clean. Wash with warm water and soap, rinse thoroughly and dry completely with a lint-free cloth or towel. Stroker measures 5.75" long by 4" wide and will satisfy most cocks. FREE Paco’s “Sauce” water-based lubricant packet included.
★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ Brilliant; awful mess to clean up, but brilliant!
By Anon Ymous on May 25, 2016
Okay, so first of all, I'd give this 6 stars out of 5 if I could. Better than a fleshlight in terms of satisfaction. There's a way your hand can grip that a fleshlight can't, and what this gel pad does is make the grip feel smooth and not-like-a-hand to your member, and it lets your hand do a little less work. Extremely satisfying orgasm, followed by the worst cleanup experience imaginable. At least with a fleshlight, you don't tend to get mess everywhere, and you can just run the thing under the faucet when you're done. The Taco is VERY messy, and requires a more... intimate cleanup that will force you to think about your life and feel guilty and horrid. For this dreadful cleanup process that comes immediately after... well, coming, I have removed two of the original 6 stars for a total of 4/5. Totally worth the money, just be ready for an extra insult in the post-orgasm-reality-check.
★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ Double use! Just make sure you clean it first.
By BigAsh on January 23, 2017
Well, it's better than ya hand! and when you're done with it, you can have fun throwing its sticky body at walls and watching it slide down!
Title: 264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos
Post by: Bunnybread on November 15, 2017, 11:59:26 am
Feel Me, then take me home
I like that, on the box, they encourage you whip out your dong and try it right there (in the mythical store that would actually sell this).
It needs more variety though....
ShockO Taco - It’s like our normal Taco but with a little cayenne pepper in the lube.
Titillating Taco - Just place in between the lady’s roundymounds as you both pretend that this is a satisfying alternative to the real thing …. and she’s really gonna wait till marriage.
AlarmClockO Taco - Bluetooth link it with your phone and wake yourself up real nice in the morning.
SockO Taco - For the nostalgic wank session. Take yourself back to the oldest (and still best) method of containment and cleanup.
BarackO Taco - Jerk yourself happy and dream of fond recent memories regarding domestic and international policy
Torrid Taco - So hot and dry that clean up will be a cinch as everything instantly evaporates. Caution: WILL DEFINITELY result in 3rd degree burns if used on any body parts.
Title: 264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on November 15, 2017, 12:40:59 pm
I look forward to your recording of that ad.
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Post by: SirSlarty on November 19, 2017, 10:22:43 pm
Joe Flacco Taco - score big and get hit big! Enjoy 40 minutes of pleasure then use the enclosed lead pipe to bash your balls.
Title: 264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos
Post by: Aljonso on November 28, 2017, 05:30:25 pm