Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)

[Silent Liver Disease]

So when can I start throwing my money in your general direction, Lemon?

[SirSlarty]

It's coincidence that the shirt's colors are the same as my favorite team.

So when can I start throwing my money in your general direction, Lemon?

Check yo emails.

[Vinny Possum]

It's coincidence that the shirt's colors are the same as my favorite team.

So when can I start throwing my money in your general direction, Lemon?

Check yo emails.

Why would anyone ever be a raiders fan. Says the niners fan whose team has sucked ass for two years.

[Ashto]

So when can I start throwing my money in your general direction, Lemon?

Whenever you're ready nerd, cause it's gonna be fucking intercepted! How far can your pussy arm throw anyways? I'm gonna take that cash, spike it to the ground, then pass legislature! YEAH, FOOTBALL CONGRESS

[Yavuz]

I can't remember if I already put my address on the preorder form or not. What's the deal with that?

[SirSlarty]

It's coincidence that the shirt's colors are the same as my favorite team.

So when can I start throwing my money in your general direction, Lemon?

Check yo emails.

Why would anyone ever be a raiders fan. Says the niners fan whose team has sucked ass for two years.

Noooo!
I mistakenly thought the shirt was a really dark green like the Eagles
As if that's any better.

[Vinny Possum]

Just ordered my shirt to support Popular Lemon Podcast (tm).

[Lemon]

I can't remember if I already put my address on the preorder form or not. What's the deal with that?

The preorder form wasn't for addresses or money, it was just to get an idea of what sizes to order.

[Silent Liver Disease]

So when can I start throwing my money in your general direction, Lemon?

Whenever you're ready nerd, cause it's gonna be fucking intercepted! How far can your pussy arm throw anyways? I'm gonna take that cash, spike it to the ground, then pass legislature! YEAH, FOOTBALL CONGRESS

TOUCHDOWN ALL OVER MY FACE BROTHER, YEAH!

[Ashto]

So when can I start throwing my money in your general direction, Lemon?

Whenever you're ready nerd, cause it's gonna be fucking intercepted! How far can your pussy arm throw anyways? I'm gonna take that cash, spike it to the ground, then pass legislature! YEAH, FOOTBALL CONGRESS

TOUCHDOWN ALL OVER MY FACE BROTHER, YEAH!

Whoa whoa whoa, we're just fellow cockrub warriors, don't make this gay brah.

[Lemon]

Preorders are all out the door. My daughter has been adding candies to the bags, and her decisionmaking process on that is complicated and unfair.

The shirt buying page will go public tomorrow.

All sizes except YS are still available.

[Lemon]

Fuck it, posting early.

https://thefpl.us/also-made/football-congress-jerseys

[Fatty Bo Batty]

Got mine! I'm ready to stomp some fuckin dweebs.

[Fatty Bo Batty]

Update: People love the shirt, mostly because they think it's for a fantasy football league, and the very concept of "Football Congress" is hilarious.

[Yavuz]

Returned from a long, long day of classes/waiting for classes/commuting to and from classes to find the package waiting in my box. Conveniently, tomorrow is laundry day. I can't wait to baffle everyone I know.

(Also, the candy choices were excellent.)