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Topic: 318: Wookiee Ookiee Ookiee  (Read 11584 times)


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318: Wookiee Ookiee Ookiee #75
In extended universe stuff it was theorized that the force was used subconsciously constantly during lightsaber combat to keep the practitioners from accidentally cutting off their own legs or whatever when swinging around a weapon that can cut through anything, as well as intercept and usefully deflect laser blasts. Now that I've written this I am full of shame.
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318: Wookiee Ookiee Ookiee #76
The biggest problem with the EU- and nerd discussion in general- is that the story is SUPPOSED to inspire questions of heroism and redemption and why Imperialism Bad, but apparently for a lot of fans the important thing to question is "Why would Han Solo say parsecs, which is a length measure? I MUST CLOSE THIS PLOT HOLE WITH SCIENCE! Which is definitely what the creators were focused on!"

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318: Wookiee Ookiee Ookiee #77
Flizzards: A Hutt expletive, as in "just who in the flizzards are you?"[143]

What the…: Exclamation used all over the galaxy.[108]

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318: Wookiee Ookiee Ookiee #78
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318: Wookiee Ookiee Ookiee #79
I get sad remembering the many lives lost during the American Cuy'val Dar. :(

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318: Wookiee Ookiee Ookiee #81

Salubrious Rex, June 30, 2020, 12:53:05 am
What about the other 645 facts? Don't hold out!
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318: Wookiee Ookiee Ookiee #82

Salubrious Rex, June 30, 2020, 12:53:05 am
Darth Sidious sounds like a sports talk radio host who remembers the "9 to 5" lightsaber combat of years past
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318: Wookiee Ookiee Ookiee #83
In the course of running a Star Wars RPG for some friends, I was reminded of the best piece of official Star Wars art in existence.


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318: Wookiee Ookiee Ookiee #84
and now I, the star wars nerd, must come in to say those otter people are respected members of Corellian society, which means that whenever you read about Han Solo's cool smuggler homeworld like 25% of the local population is just big otter people. They're not even the typical faux-mystic kinda racist noble savage tropes, otter people just, like, do their taxes and go to their jobs at the ship factory and shit.
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