I was doing some computer cleanup (which I only do when I get ready to upgrade my PC components) and I found a folder called "why does this exist". Being the curious mouse I am, I decided to poke my nose into that folder and find out exactly why I sounded like I was having my midlife crisis when I named the folder. I will provide an example of this to you, and you're welcome to provide your own!! :)
Title: Temari and Gaara's Weird talk show [write date: 1/30/2007] (For context, I was twelve when I wrote this.)
Temari: Welcome to my talk show, starring me!
Temari: Oops! And Gaara is, too. Anyway, we have Naruto ans Sasuke on our show today!!
Sasuke: Why did you drag me here?!?
Naruto: Because, we have to let all of Kohona know our secret.
Gaara: Naruto, do you have something you want all of Kohona to hear?
Naruto: Yeah!!! Sasuke and I are going out!!!
Audience:O.O *pukes in paper bags*
Gaara and Temari: -_- ... O.O
Naruto and Sasuke ignore everyone and make out
Temari: Guys! You’re on live television!!
Sasuke: So? Who cares?
Audience: *raises hands*
Gaara: Anyway, why are you guys going out all of a sudden?
Naruto: Because, Sasuke's hot!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: Because Naruto needed me to live an ordinary life.
Temari: *gagging* to make me sick.
Gaara: O.O O.O O.O -_- -_- -_-
Temari: Lets close this episode of the show!
Gaara: Good idea!
Naruto ans Sasuke start making out
Temari and Gaara try to seperate the gay