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Topic: Porn Poems  (Read 5825 times)

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Porn Poems #90
Fisting the loamy soil
Of my garden
Makes me remember Paris
Shell Game

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Porn Poems #91
Now I understand why old people just
sit outside in the sunshine.
The warmth on my skin
can be
our
little
  secret.

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Porn Poems #92
I fell in love with a grindcore singer (serious post)

When I see her face
it makes me feel
like the band name on her metal tee.
I can't read my own thoughts around her.

Grindcore girl
every day you are Becoming
and we can taste
the sunrise together.



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Porn Poems #93
I plunge my iron rod
into your beckoning quicksilver
the process of making an amalgam
is al-cummy
Dragon Friend

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Porn Poems #94
All it took for you to become a believer
was to see her face?
Hah. I have seen her other face.
I have smashed my mouth against it.
No trace of doubt in either of us.
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Porn Poems #95
Fertile fields
Fertile fields
Fertile fields
Fertile fields

Fertile fields
Fertile fields
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Porn Poems #96
to the tune of miss diana ross' 'I'm Comin'  Out'
I'm comin out
i want the world to know
i want to suck your toes
I'm comin out  (coming!)
I want to suck your dick
and make you cum so quick (oh)
I'm comin'  out! / I want the world to know / I'm gonna fuck those hoes / ♪ / I'm comin' out (coming) / got to suck those toes / got to cum on those (i'm coming!) / ♪
I'm coming out / as being into vore / I tried to show you before
I'm comin' out (coming!) / of a dragon's ass / it shat me out so fast (coming!)
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Porn Poems #97
The Earth
is flat.
Unlike
that
ASS.
Great Joe Guy Ferrari Lemon

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Porn Poems #98
Nobody ever told me
that whoring
includes free cocaine.
why not
Great Joe

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Porn Poems #99
There once was a man who went "fuck it",

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Porn Poems #100
There once was a man who went "fuck it",
Great Joe, April 22, 2021, 05:52:16 pm
while inserting his cock in a bucket
in the bucket he came
while repeating the name
of the pageboy he wanted to suck it
Salubrious Rex Great Joe LaserSeusan

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Porn Poems #101
Gamer Girl's Lament
aka A Reply to Ernest Cline

I bet your dick is like Dark Souls
in that it's hard and it's ugly,
and you spent so long beating it
to the thought of Bugs Bunny

clad in a dress. Then your mess
would go on the carpet, again.
Some say "gross", yet a nerd girl like me
finds such things attractive in men...

To be charming and witty,
delivering jokes from 2009
in the sweets isle, with your Pyramid Head shirt
that insists that I "look at the time".

I had bought three huge pastries to eat
for ironic, video game reasons.
I would've work-worked your dick
like a Warcraft 3 peon.

But you quick disappeared
in the mass of noon shoppers
while  your wifey-to-be
felt her pussy go poggers

no more... I was stun-locked.
We disconnected for good.
I ate my 3 cakes alone.
I bought me no more food.

My sole reminder of you
is your Dwarf Fortress miasma.
Yet you've been last week's cause
of all this real girl's orgasms. ;)
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« Last Edit: April 27, 2021, 03:43:47 pm by Spooks »

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Porn Poems #102
Dialectic clit-elect,
calls on my cock to erect.
Monument to sex congress
makes my dick weep from duress.
Filibuster cunt galore,
politics a dirty whore.

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