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Topic: Porn Poems  (Read 42606 times)

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Porn Poems #90
I fell in love with a grindcore singer (serious post)

When I see her face
it makes me feel
like the band name on her metal tee.
I can't read my own thoughts around her.

Grindcore girl
every day you are Becoming
and we can taste
the sunrise together.



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Porn Poems #91
I plunge my iron rod
into your beckoning quicksilver
the process of making an amalgam
is al-cummy
Penultimatum

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Porn Poems #92
All it took for you to become a believer
was to see her face?
Hah. I have seen her other face.
I have smashed my mouth against it.
No trace of doubt in either of us.
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Porn Poems #93
Fertile fields
Fertile fields
Fertile fields
Fertile fields

Fertile fields
Fertile fields
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Porn Poems #94
to the tune of miss diana ross' 'I'm Comin'  Out'
I'm comin out
i want the world to know
i want to suck your toes
I'm comin out  (coming!)
I want to suck your dick
and make you cum so quick (oh)
I'm comin'  out! / I want the world to know / I'm gonna fuck those hoes / ♪ / I'm comin' out (coming) / got to suck those toes / got to cum on those (i'm coming!) / ♪
I'm coming out / as being into vore / I tried to show you before
I'm comin' out (coming!) / of a dragon's ass / it shat me out so fast (coming!)
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Porn Poems #95
The Earth
is flat.
Unlike
that
ASS.
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Porn Poems #96
Nobody ever told me
that whoring
includes free cocaine.
why not
Great Joe

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Porn Poems #97
There once was a man who went "fuck it",

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Porn Poems #98
There once was a man who went "fuck it",
Great Joe, April 22, 2021, 05:52:16 pm
while inserting his cock in a bucket
in the bucket he came
while repeating the name
of the pageboy he wanted to suck it
Salubrious Rex Great Joe Ashto

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Porn Poems #99
Gamer Girl's Lament
aka A Reply to Ernest Cline

I bet your dick is like Dark Souls
in that it's hard and it's ugly,
and you spent so long beating it
to the thought of Bugs Bunny

clad in a dress. Then your mess
would go on the carpet, again.
Some say "gross", yet a nerd girl like me
finds such things attractive in men...

To be charming and witty,
delivering jokes from 2009
in the sweets isle, with your Pyramid Head shirt
that insists that I "look at the time".

I had bought three huge pastries to eat
for ironic, video game reasons.
I would've work-worked your dick
like a Warcraft 3 peon.

But you quick disappeared
in the mass of noon shoppers
while  your wifey-to-be
felt her pussy go poggers

no more... I was stun-locked.
We disconnected for good.
I ate my 3 cakes alone.
I bought me no more food.

My sole reminder of you
is your Dwarf Fortress miasma.
Yet you've been last week's cause
of all this real girl's orgasms. ;)
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Porn Poems #100
Dialectic clit-elect,
calls on my cock to erect.
Monument to sex congress
makes my dick weep from duress.
Filibuster cunt galore,
politics a dirty whore.

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Porn Poems #101
what did achilles think,
inside that wooden horse
or Jesus for three days in that cave,
awaiting their rebirths?

me lying in bed with depression,
i'm thinking about your titties

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Porn Poems #102
in xanadu did kublai khan
a stately pleasure dome decree
where alf, the tv monster ran,
through channels measureless to man
off to a softcore beach.

a porno that i once saw played
(it was an abyssinian maid)
and with her two stepdads she played
while singing of viagara.
could i revive within me?
her confidence and grace?
that then perhaps I would be
like her, so messy-faced,
I would live that scene myself!
That ugly dad! That cuter guy!
All who saw me there would cry
and then within themselves they'd delve
my flashing eyes! my sweaty hair!
spank her hard upon the ass
and close the tab post- all that head
for she on married dads has fed
and drunk the milk of Chad

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Porn Poems #103
A God sits on a mountain top
yearning for a thicker dame
the summit of beauty of love
his penis was game

she's got tits, yeah, baby, she's got tits
well, I'm your penis, I'm your fire
at your desire
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Porn Poems #104
i hope you know
when you fuck other boys
it's just like in my yaois

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