Gamer Girl's Lament
aka A Reply to Ernest Cline
I bet your dick is like Dark Souls
in that it's hard and it's ugly,
and you spent so long beating it
to the thought of Bugs Bunny
clad in a dress. Then your mess
would go on the carpet, again.
Some say "gross", yet a nerd girl like me
finds such things attractive in men...
To be charming and witty,
delivering jokes from 2009
in the sweets isle, with your Pyramid Head shirt
that insists that I "look at the time".
I had bought three huge pastries to eat
for ironic, video game reasons.
I would've work-worked your dick
like a Warcraft 3 peon.
But you quick disappeared
in the mass of noon shoppers
while your wifey-to-be
felt her pussy go poggers
no more... I was stun-locked.
We disconnected for good.
I ate my 3 cakes alone.
I bought me no more food.
My sole reminder of you
is your Dwarf Fortress miasma.
Yet you've been last week's cause
of all this real girl's orgasms. ;)
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