This is an anxiety dream in episode form: nothing makes sense, but everything is terribly, terribly distressing. I have too many thoughts, so here is a goddamn list:
1. Are there really multiple people involved with this fucking thing? How? This all reads like the rantings of one hideous mind, like Henry Darger watched a lot of reality TV and got a Wikia account.
2. God fucking bless the fact that, even when the fanon wiki is for goddamn Supernanny, every fanon wiki still has to have at least one super-powerful supernatural OC with a listing of their complex magical combat powers, at least some of which are stolen from Pokemon.
3. I feel like every animal in the Creepy Zoo is someone's Sonic OC.
4. I appreciate that there's a lot of Yo Mama content even though the writer in question basically plays the Dozens like Philippe:
Seriously, what is this fucking episode? How is this real??