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Snakes In The Ball Pit => Yay, I get to talk about me! => This Is A Thing I Made => Topic started by: Lemon on October 14, 2015, 10:53:50 pm

Title: Recent Firings in San Francisco
Post by: Lemon on October 14, 2015, 10:53:50 pm: This is the quickest website I've ever built in my life.

www.firings.xyz
Title: Recent Firings in San Francisco
Post by: EYE OF ZA on October 15, 2015, 12:33:35 am: Viddy just lost its Consulting Consultant. Sahil Woodcock is no longer drawing a $168,000 salary.

Who's gonna consult on our consulting best practices?
Title: Recent Firings in San Francisco
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 15, 2015, 07:23:32 am: Twitter is in need of a new Hug Evangelist
Title: Recent Firings in San Francisco
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 15, 2015, 04:14:58 pm: This is some amazing post-contemporary art right here.

"Kickstarter just lost its Senior Disruptivator. Niccolo Cheever is no longer drawing a $201,000 salary."
Title: Recent Firings in San Francisco
Post by: montrith on October 15, 2015, 05:44:45 pm: Quora is in need of a new L2 Support Super Saiyan. Posting says “Free Soylent” Pay starts at $91,000
Title: Recent Firings in San Francisco
Post by: STOG on October 18, 2015, 02:13:14 am: Uber is in need of a new TechCrunch Disruptor. Posting says “Hack your job.” Pay starts at $320,000

it's like the dystopian future i'm living in just got a lex luthor type
Title: Recent Firings in San Francisco
Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 18, 2015, 04:52:44 am: Mealsquares is in need of a new Gluten Coordinator. Posting says “Kickass company needs ninjas who kick ass” Pay starts at $414,000
Title: Recent Firings in San Francisco
Post by: Mu. on October 19, 2015, 06:09:49 am: Path celebrates “Unemployment Monday” by elminating 13% of their workforce.
Title: Recent Firings in San Francisco
Post by: Runic on October 19, 2015, 04:59:22 pm: Uber is in need of a new TechCrunch Disruptor. Posting says “Hack your job.” Pay starts at $320,000

it's like the dystopian future i'm living in just got a lex luthor type
STOG, October 18, 2015, 02:13:14 am
People mock me for going on about Socialism, but isn't it obvious that we should structure our entire society so as to piss these people off as much as possible. Seriously, I think I'm onto something here.
Title: Recent Firings in San Francisco
Post by: Lemon on October 19, 2015, 05:19:50 pm: Well, your diatribes about Socialism certainly dam this river.
Title: Recent Firings in San Francisco
Post by: Runic on October 19, 2015, 05:49:39 pm: I honestly can't tell if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Title: Recent Firings in San Francisco
Post by: chai tea latte on October 19, 2015, 07:14:35 pm: I honestly can't tell if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Runic, October 19, 2015, 05:49:39 pm
i voted for a social democrat today and debated not telling anyone b/c i didn't want to be the kind of leftist who makes it a prereq for social interaction
Title: Recent Firings in San Francisco
Post by: Cyberventurer on October 19, 2015, 07:17:42 pm: Very first thing that popped up was:

Insiders recognized Reed Cannon's voice shouting “Fuck your code of conduct!!” Buffer cannot speak to the matter directly, but they are looking for a new Javascript Framework Researcher.

Edit: I'm an idiot. I didn't realize this was randomly generated stuff. :(