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Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: Lemon on November 26, 2017, 05:43:36 pm
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Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 26, 2017, 05:57:24 pm

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I should probably mention I got a bunch of stuff (most of the faqs and a couple rants, like the fighting game one at the start) from the podcast Abject Suffering (http://www.abjectsuffering.com/about), a show about bad games by the Bonfireside Chat/Watch Out for Fireballs guys. They do some deep dives into obscure games for that and it lead me to some great stuff
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: Ambious on November 26, 2017, 06:44:20 pm
I think Lemon accidentally said the Lord's name (in vain if it ever was) trying to pronounced "Yaoi"
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: KingKalamari on November 26, 2017, 06:58:50 pm
This seems like a good opportunity to share this piece of history (https://www.gamefaqs.com/snes/588741-super-metroid/faqs/10114). It seems like an innocuous guide until you come to the FAQ section:

03. What program did you use to justify the text?

      None. I just chose words carefully so that everything lined up on the
      right hand side. Everything was done with an ASCII editor.
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: Frank West on November 26, 2017, 07:29:26 pm
This seems like a good opportunity to share this piece of history (https://www.gamefaqs.com/snes/588741-super-metroid/faqs/10114). It seems like an innocuous guide until you come to the FAQ section:

03. What program did you use to justify the text?

      None. I just chose words carefully so that everything lined up on the
      right hand side. Everything was done with an ASCII editor.
KingKalamari, November 26, 2017, 06:58:50 pm

This is one of the internet's Great Works.
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: Chaymie on November 26, 2017, 08:36:57 pm
I wanted to make a doc about gamefaqs but I'm lazy, and this episode is everything I've ever wanted.
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: EYE OF ZA on November 26, 2017, 09:23:36 pm
I can't believe Frank West is on an episode about video games.
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: Chaymie on November 26, 2017, 09:30:47 pm
It's pronounced Yahweh, Lemon
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: Sherman Tank on November 27, 2017, 12:41:21 pm
I feel like I need to stick a bar of soap and a garden hose into my ear so I can wash out my brain.

TagsuggestionFAQs: "fetishes", "how in the hell did you get that fetish?", "nerds", "no homo", "misogyny", "the mysteries of toilets", "poetry", "witness the death of shame and reason", "the internet isn't helping"
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: Aljonso on November 27, 2017, 01:07:45 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/ezkfFlK.png)

Would it be violating the Prime Directive for someone to try and gain access to the posts on this board for a doc?
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 27, 2017, 01:11:01 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/ezkfFlK.png)

Would it be violating the Prime Directive for someone to try and gain access to the posts on this board for a doc?
Aljonso, November 27, 2017, 01:07:45 pm
Not if you already have a waifu to post about
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: I Liked That Joke on November 27, 2017, 01:27:15 pm
There was a fun Dr. Strangelove or how i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb theme going through this whole episode.
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: Sherman Tank on November 27, 2017, 01:44:27 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/ezkfFlK.png)

Would it be violating the Prime Directive for someone to try and gain access to the posts on this board for a doc?
Aljonso, November 27, 2017, 01:07:45 pm

Even if it isn't, do we really want to open that fucking Ark of the Covenant?
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: Sherlockian on November 27, 2017, 02:25:20 pm
I think Lemon accidentally said the Lord's name (in vain if it ever was) trying to pronounced "Yaoi"
Ambious, November 26, 2017, 06:44:20 pm

That bit was painful. I actively felt pain from his attempts to pronounce that word. It's amazing.
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: chai tea latte on November 27, 2017, 03:45:16 pm
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Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 27, 2017, 04:25:20 pm
1 |_|\|)3Я 5T4|\|) 7H47 L337SP34K 15 |)1FF1(|_|LT "4" M4|\|Ч "2" P4Я53, |3|_|7 70 MЧ 373Я|\|4l (|-|4GЯ1|\|, 1 H4\/3 Я34|) 4LL 0F |-|0M357|_|(|{...
chai tea latte, November 27, 2017, 03:45:16 pm

I hope that hurt you to type as much as it hurt me to read.
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: Isfahan on November 27, 2017, 04:45:00 pm
1 |_|\|)3Я 5T4|\|) 7H47 L337SP34K 15 |)1FF1(|_|LT "4" M4|\|Ч "2" P4Я53, |3|_|7 70 MЧ 373Я|\|4l (|-|4GЯ1|\|, 1 H4\/3 Я34|) 4LL 0F |-|0M357|_|(|{...
chai tea latte, November 27, 2017, 03:45:16 pm

I like how you had to put "4" and "2" in quotes so people would parse that it's not a l33t capital A or Z.
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 27, 2017, 05:03:03 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/qd0TnR8.jpg)

I'm not sure if it says more about me or just that's how a badly exaggerated drawing of a Gears of War character turned out, but I'm getting a serious Raul Julia M. Bison vibe.
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: sambair on November 28, 2017, 11:24:02 am
(https://i.imgur.com/ezkfFlK.png)

Would it be violating the Prime Directive for someone to try and gain access to the posts on this board for a doc?
Aljonso, November 27, 2017, 01:07:45 pm

That would require posting on GameFAQs, though.
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on November 29, 2017, 01:47:04 am
(https://i.imgur.com/qd0TnR8.jpg)

I'm not sure if it says more about me or just that's how a badly exaggerated drawing of a Gears of War character turned out, but I'm getting a serious Raul Julia M. Bison vibe.Sanguinary Novel, November 27, 2017, 05:03:03 pm
It's the waist.  He's shaped like a Nazi instead of a barrel.
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: RedMinjo on December 01, 2017, 01:43:54 am
The They Might Be Giants song Some Crazy Bastard Wants to Watch Me Watch Men Have Sex
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on December 01, 2017, 09:20:10 am
The They Might Be Giants song Some Crazy Bastard Wants to Watch Me Watch Men Have Sex
RedMinjo, December 01, 2017, 01:43:54 am

Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the dudes who get turned on by dudes who get turned on looking at dudes getting it on
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 01, 2017, 09:29:50 am
I feel that all of this could be covered by the song Aaa
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: A Meat on December 02, 2017, 08:26:59 am
A man came up to me and said:
"I'd like to change your mind,
by fucking you with a cock", he said,
"straight up your straight behind"
We laughed at his little joke
And then I happily wanked away
And jizzed all over the chest of a man
but seriously I'm not gay
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: Lemon on December 07, 2017, 08:43:19 am
A man came up to me and said:
"I'd like to change your mind,
by fucking you with a cock", he said,
"straight up your straight behind"
We laughed at his little joke
And then I happily wanked away
And jizzed all over the chest of a man
but seriously I'm not gay
A Meat, December 02, 2017, 08:26:59 am

There's only one thing that I know makes you gay
And I've often been told that you only can't do what you know makes you gay
And that's penetrative sex
With self-described gays
While you're sober
And so I'm having a wonderful time but I'd rather be
Getting fucked in the dark
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: Wrought on January 24, 2018, 04:57:05 pm
Due to the dense strangeness of the content of the podcast, one can relisten to every episode and notice something new and weird each time. For instance, while I was relistening to this episode, during the part where Jack Chick is talking about how much he loves Ada Wong and Nico Robin, one of his reasons for considering them the "perfect women" is that they're hard to kill. I don't know who would specifically want a girlfriend who is difficult to kill.
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: Shell Game on January 25, 2018, 04:19:42 pm
i thought i posted on this one! huh

I'm really, really glad Isfahan was there for the Metal Gear part. my first thought was (this troper...) and my second was "oh hey isfahan."

i think my account is high enough a level to get into some of the locked topics. they take time as well as posts. it's super obnoxious.
Title: 268: How To Win At ASCII Art
Post by: DUDEVSTHEWORLD on March 14, 2023, 06:55:15 pm
A shame this happened after the episide and wasn't included

https://kotaku.com/persona-2-guide-written-in-2011-gets-one-hell-of-an-u-1843430262