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Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: Lemon on February 18, 2023, 07:29:00 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/ONX8gIN.png) (https://thefpl.us/episode/384)
Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on February 18, 2023, 10:03:37 pm
I'd been waiting for this episode ever since you uploaded the toiccing JFK tribute. So about 5 hours.
Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: Great Joe on February 19, 2023, 08:58:22 am
(https://i.imgur.com/kxjfTS1.png)
Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: Doctor Interrogative on February 19, 2023, 02:08:19 pm
Everyone be cool, but I've managed to procure a photo of Brian Frange.
(https://imageio.forbes.com/blogs-images/chaddscott/files/2018/10/12.-Son-of-Man-1200x1575.jpg)
Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: EYE OF ZA on February 19, 2023, 02:12:39 pm
There's something special about the last review where the review and the commenter both start off in internet tough guy voice and then both apologize and calm down.
Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: Diploskull on February 19, 2023, 07:46:50 pm
Apple rankings guy just popped up on my tiktok, he only has 2 videos so far.
Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on February 19, 2023, 11:28:58 pm
Apple rankings guy just popped up on my tiktok, he only has 2 videos so far.
Diploskull, February 19, 2023, 07:46:50 pm

I bet Lemon is trying to help Apple Guy go viral. Tree fruit folk stick together
Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: Wolley74 on February 20, 2023, 01:19:03 am
(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/bag-coffee-3678157.jpg)
ceci n'est pas une pomme rouge délicieuse
Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 20, 2023, 02:56:35 pm
Portax forgot the obvious, "Apple in your eye you worm filled son of a bitch"
Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: Glitterbomber on February 20, 2023, 06:04:31 pm
Jack Chick is right about gala apples, absolute dogshit apple for morons
Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: LuckyNumbers on February 22, 2023, 04:29:42 pm
The sound of absolute agony Frank West made after Portaxx told her stapler joke floored me, holy shit
Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: A Simple Farming Goblin on February 26, 2023, 10:14:30 am
Is it terrible that I agree with a lot of the rankings? Like, the guy's a bit of a wingnut and it's always a delight when people go waaaaaay in depth on stuff that's ultimately inconsequential but dammit he's right about granny smiths man
Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: Sauce on February 27, 2023, 04:50:09 am
The sound of absolute agony Frank West made after Portaxx told her stapler joke floored me, holy shit
LuckyNumbers, February 22, 2023, 04:29:42 pm

Frank consistently has the best noises.
Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: thelizzerd on February 27, 2023, 09:13:09 am
With her horses, I think no one can take Kathy.
Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: Pavlova on April 11, 2023, 04:41:39 pm
As presumably one of the only folk on this site currently within the bounds of New Zealand, I decided to conduct some field research by purchasing a Sweetango for 0.89 human cents.

And y'know, it's fine.

Jazz are better.
Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: DykeDastardly on February 22, 2024, 07:08:44 pm
"The only one" single available breed of banana that Boots made a joke about is called a cavendish and there used to be a superior banana cultivar called the gros michel (or big mike) that was the standard banana grown and sold around the world and is what any banana flavored candy you've ever had was modeled after. It was largely taken out by Panama disease in the 50s. It was supposedly a lot more delicious and I'm so so bent out of shape about the fact that I'll likely never eat one. Apparently cavendish are now in danger from Panama disease as well and we might end up with an even shittier banana in our lifetimes. I know this episode is a year old but I have some very particular hangups. Okay
Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: Lemon on February 22, 2024, 08:27:30 pm
I know this episode is a year old but I have some very particular hangups. Okay
DykeDastardly, February 22, 2024, 07:08:44 pm

I watched a YouTube video once!

Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: DykeDastardly on February 22, 2024, 10:25:31 pm
I know this episode is a year old but I have some very particular hangups. Okay
DykeDastardly, February 22, 2024, 07:08:44 pm

I watched a YouTube video once!

Lemon, February 22, 2024, 08:27:30 pm

Because of that youtube video you watched once, you and I are now the co-founding members of the Official Ballpit Junior Banana Historian's Association. This is a binding obligation until death
Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: sea hag on February 23, 2024, 08:20:07 am
"The only one" single available breed of banana that Boots made a joke about is called a cavendish and there used to be a superior banana cultivar called the gros michel (or big mike) that was the standard banana grown and sold around the world and is what any banana flavored candy you've ever had was modeled after. It was largely taken out by Panama disease in the 50s. It was supposedly a lot more delicious and I'm so so bent out of shape about the fact that I'll likely never eat one. Apparently cavendish are now in danger from Panama disease as well and we might end up with an even shittier banana in our lifetimes. I know this episode is a year old but I have some very particular hangups. Okay
DykeDastardly, February 22, 2024, 07:08:44 pm

If you ever want to splash out more money on bananas than anyone reasonably should, they are grown on a small scale by these people: https://miamifruit.org/collections/frontpage/products/gros-michel-banana-box-order
Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: DykeDastardly on February 23, 2024, 05:11:19 pm

If you ever want to splash out more money on bananas than anyone reasonably should, they are grown on a small scale by these people: https://miamifruit.org/collections/frontpage/products/gros-michel-banana-box-order
sea hag, February 23, 2024, 08:20:07 am


God... thats so much money but like... god... it is within my grasp...
Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: sea hag on February 23, 2024, 07:42:55 pm

If you ever want to splash out more money on bananas than anyone reasonably should, they are grown on a small scale by these people: https://miamifruit.org/collections/frontpage/products/gros-michel-banana-box-order
sea hag, February 23, 2024, 08:20:07 am


God... thats so much money but like... god... it is within my grasp...
DykeDastardly, February 23, 2024, 05:11:19 pm

They sell it freeze dried as well, still stupidly expensive but not $127.
Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: Diploskull on February 24, 2024, 02:14:14 pm
"The only one" single available breed of banana that Boots made a joke about is called a cavendish and there used to be a superior banana cultivar called the gros michel (or big mike) that was the standard banana grown and sold around the world and is what any banana flavored candy you've ever had was modeled after. It was largely taken out by Panama disease in the 50s. It was supposedly a lot more delicious and I'm so so bent out of shape about the fact that I'll likely never eat one. Apparently cavendish are now in danger from Panama disease as well and we might end up with an even shittier banana in our lifetimes. I know this episode is a year old but I have some very particular hangups. Okay
DykeDastardly, February 22, 2024, 07:08:44 pm

If you ever want to splash out more money on bananas than anyone reasonably should, they are grown on a small scale by these people: https://miamifruit.org/collections/frontpage/products/gros-michel-banana-box-order
sea hag, February 23, 2024, 08:20:07 am

I ordered a banana grab bag from them as a gift once, it's weird eating bananas that taste different. Didn't have gros Michel ones though.
Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: DykeDastardly on February 24, 2024, 02:29:32 pm

I ordered a banana grab bag from them as a gift once, it's weird eating bananas that taste different. Didn't have gros Michel ones though.
Diploskull, February 24, 2024, 02:14:14 pm

Oh man did the giftee end up with a blue java? I am also super curious about those. Whats the DL on all the coolest modern bananas? I am asking as the cofounder of the OBJBHA (Official Ballpit Junior Banana Historian's Association)
Title: 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Post by: Diploskull on February 25, 2024, 12:27:51 am

Oh man did the giftee end up with a blue java? I am also super curious about those. Whats the DL on all the coolest modern bananas? I am asking as the cofounder of the OBJBHA (Official Ballpit Junior Banana Historian's Association)
DykeDastardly link=topic=3802.msg170317#msg170317

Sadly no, but he did try growing blue java bananas a while back. We have the wrong climate but the tree grew in the yard for a while. I don't remember what kinds we got, but one was more tart in a weird but good way.