I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

i'm not a twilight fan but i feel like i have what it takes to be a twilight fan, if you know what i mean

turns out one pint of asahi and one very large glass of chardonnay is the exact perfect amount of alcohol to be functional. any less and i'd just be myself but any more and i'd be fuuucked. anyone know how to recreate this feeling for 9-5.30 tomorrow and every weekday thereafter?

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

keep drinking the same amount every day literally nothing bad will ever happen trust me here in the thread I'm drunk and have things to say

[Salubrious Rex]

I like people :) <3

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Happy new year ballpit. However you're 2022 went I hope 2023 is way better. Kill it babes. Luv u xoxo

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Hi I'm double posting to day wow shit is fucking weird as fuck hmmmm luv u XOXO

[thelizzerd]

Hi I'm double posting to day wow shit is fucking weird as fuck hmmmm luv u XOXO

It wouldn't have been a double post if I hadn't gone back and deleted a lot of things I had written. Trying to be less of that type of person that I am.

[Salubrious Rex]

The person who I hoped to see at this party is a no show which is a shame but probably better to get to know them when we're both sober I guess

[thelizzerd]

I started drinking when the only things I've ate today is a 6 inch subway sandwich and a scone. I hate when I feel this tipsy this fast. I have definitely not consumed enough food.

[thelizzerd]

Sometimes getting drunk feels like a different perspective that is good occasionally.

[Salubrious Rex]

Scotch is nice

[Salubrious Rex]

I should call my sister in the morning. I need to let her know inn unclear terms that I do care about her.

[thelizzerd]

The best way to watch anime is while drunk. I hard time focusing on subed anime while sober. This just makes it so much easier.

[thelizzerd]

The struggle of trying to make a snack, drunk, at 1am when you can't find the salt is fucked up. This deserves salt.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

In the immortal words of I think Jack chicken (sorry if it was someone else ill credit you later) see yall tomorrow

Oh no

[chai tea latte]

i will end the united states of america with my bare hands