347: That Hyperboard Over Thair

[Lemon]

[KingKalamari]

So I was originally just going to reply to this thread with a picture of 80s synth-pop band A Flock of Seagulls, but then I actually looked at a picture of them and am flabbergasted that these guys were an actual band and not a Kids in the Hall sketch making fun of 80s hair metal...



Everyone always talks about Mike Score's ridiculous haircut, but what the fuck is up with the rest of the band? Why is a member of the local high school AV club their guitarist? Why is that one guy's forehead so wide? Why did Ali Score look like a middle-aged man trying to recapture his hair metal youth when the band was active in the 80s? Why was one of them named "Pando"?

[Secret Gaygent 69]

[EYE OF ZA]

That guy from the F-list episodes who had Long Hair On Men in his No's is punching his pillow right now and doesn't know why

[Cheapskate]

My personality type is Internal Longhair Sensing Feeling Judging.

[Achilles' Heelies]

Not enough of you are calling me to tell me you're not posting, and I'm starting to get worried sick.

[Antivehicular]

Thank God Ken is all right. I really was worried that we were going to have a weird Internet forums wake in here.

[A Meat]

So where do I post pictures of my long hair on ballpit?

[Sauce]

Oh god, I'm so sorry it's been a while since I posted on here and I didn't tell you all I wouldn't be posting. Please don't call the police or the hospital, I am fine, I swear.

[EYE OF ZA]

That sounds a whole like what someone trying to convince us that Sauce is fine would say.

What have you done with Sauce you monster??

[Spooks]

Disappointed the forum thread OP image isn't

male bayonettas

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Oh god, I'm so sorry it's been a while since I posted on here and I didn't tell you all I wouldn't be posting. Please don't call the police or the hospital, I am fine, I swear.

I, on the other hand, am still posting, and you should be worried.

[thelizzerd]

Sorry, that I haven't commented on this hyperboard yet. I hope you weren't too worried.

[Great Joe]

Long locks forever.

[Philosothelia]

I feel the need to inform you all that "Ken in SF," moderator of the Men's Long Hair Hyperboard passed away last October. I ask you all to join me in remembering him as he touched the lives of not just the many longhairs under his wing, but also the lives of everyone in our small community as we briefly met.