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Antivehicular

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There's a lot here that makes it special, and McQuiston picked up on none of it. Except the Popeye's, for some reason. They got this one Popeye's right, which is incredible to me

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I want Vaush to hate fuck me like the evil little Leninist I am. Vaush hates Leninists? Well why don't you show me Ian, show me how much you hate me. Fuck me up like the red fascist trash I am. I deserve it. Punish me for being a filthy red fascist.

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The protagonist literally tries to commit zuizide and the silly goofy makes no sense

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Also buy an eBay cement mixer, this is technically my third cement mixer.

Turn up and the guy is a bit flustered. and in a suit.

Quickly load up and get out of his way. He's an undertaker, quite busy at the moment, and has an emergency funeral or whatever to attend. His cement mixer is immaculate, it won't stay that way.
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There's an historical drama about the Iraq War which is also a romance story for some reason and the main character is wearing a suit everywhere even in the scenes where he's at home and fashion history nerds are like nooooo not everybody wore suits all the time and fans are like come on it's just an interactive virtual recreation not EVERYTHING has to be accurate, when they show New York it looks like the 1940s and when they show Baghdad it has the skyline of the 2080s ecosocialist republic era and everybody is wearing suits in both places

The main character besides being a soldier is also a Youtuber and he films holograms (with an old timey model because it's 2003) while wearing a suit. His girlfriend also wears a suit.

They're actually Iraqis, the villains are the yanquis. They all wear suits though.

There's a biopic about Freddie Mercury (one of the most celebrated figures of our era of course) where he meets John Lennon in India (because Freddie had Parsi ancestry but that's too complex to explain to the audience) and they take a selfie with their smartphone in their way to England, which is shown as an industrial wasteland with castles much like the mid XXI century post brexit period (history nerds praise the accuracy of showing five prime ministers in one week)

They're all wearing suits.

There's a whole genre of "cyberpunk" strategy videogames about being a "CEO", one of the most iconic, sometimes praised and sometimes maligned figures of the period of the Computer Revolution (CEOs are everyone from Bill Gates to Xi Jinping to Slavoj Sizek to Jerma985, basically anyone importante much like greek philosophers) where your objective is to take over the world with your Corporate-State. Popular units are US Marines, Red Army soldiers and Brazilian Furaçao-6 aerospace fighters. There's buildings like "influencer studios" (enhances your soft power) and "plastic factories" (the basic resource building, though it actually resembles 2100s biotech industries) Corporate-States available are the USA, the EU, China and so on.

The gameplay is the equivalent of those cheap "war of empires" mobile games. You can hire "influencers" based on historical figures to give your corporate-state bonuses. Some of the most popular are Cristina Fernández de Kirchner and Angela Merkel. They do not wear suits.
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In Tekken 8 there will be a new character named Windwhistle. He practices an MMA style fusion of BJJ and Mystical Tai Chi. He is 38 years old. He has a sexy skinny twunky body. He has defined very thin and abdomen. He has sexy muscular collar bone. He has a tight waist. His calves are defined but not huge. His nipples are a subtle dark apricot hue. His nipples are small and turn erect on final round. He was born in Cuba but he grew up in southern China. In his adulthood, he travelled to Northern Alberta to work in the tar sands. His areolas is large relative to other male characters. His skin is a lightly bronzed color. On his left forearm there is a tattoo of a sheep. On his right forearm there is a tattoo of a wolf. His cheekbones are very defined. His jaw is very defined. He has deep eye sockets in a sexy way. His eyes are beautiful. His eyes are shining. His left eye is a bloody burgundy hue. His right eye is a deep sea indigo hue. His hair goes down to his neck. His hair is dark and curly. His hair has a lime green streak that goes down the front. He is clean shaven. He loves techno music. He loves EDM music. He loves DNB music. He loves experimental drugs. He goes into full power fury mode after taking experimental drugs. His breasts are large and tender. His breasts are large enough to be firmly grabbed by other human adult males. His cock is 3" long flaccid. His cock is 7" long erect. His cock has a 3" girth flaccid. His cock has a 4" girth erect. His balls are average sized. His balls sag slightly in an alluring way. His ass is large and firm. His ass is spanked and red. He loves for his big ass to be spanked red. He wears black bootleg timberlands. He wears tall black socks that go up to his knees. He wears black cargo shorts that are tight and accentuate his big ass. The bottom of his ass cheeks show from under his shorts tight. He wears a black henley style shirt with buttons that go down to under his breasts. He keeps his shirt unbuttoned to show his breasts. His chest is hairy. His breasts are hairy. His abdomen is not very hairy. He has a trail of hair going up from his pubes to his belly button. He has his zipper and belt and button on his shorts undone to show his dark curly pubes. His thighs are hairy. His calves are hairy. You can see his armpits if you look down his sleeves. His armpits are hairy. His armpits are sweaty on the final round. He has a full throw game. He can wave dash. He has a comboing hellsweep with a maximum for 45 damage. Is df2 punch is safe and launches. He can use a 16 frame unblockable deagle shot high in heat mode. He eats a slice of galic chicken pizza and flips you off when he wins. He has a 1+2 break comboing throw that sets up an unblockable shuriken throw after bounding. He throws three shurikens in heat mode so that you cannot avoid them by sidestepping. He is knocked unconscious and drools on his breasts when he loses. He is loading his deagle and says "Let's burn it all down" in his intro animation. He wears a golden ring with a shattered bloodstone on his left pinky finger. His right ear is pierced. He wears a diamond stud on his right ear. He has an unusually long tongue. He loves RC cars. He has a taunt move where he erotically sucks on a dumdum. He has an armored headbutt move. If his armored headbutt move counter hits, he grabs the opponent and takes them all the way to the wall. He loves cartoons. He loves French style sandwiches. He loves candle wax being melted onto his tummy. He is implied to be Jin Kazama's father. He is implied to be Josie Rizal's ex husband. He is implied to be Jun Kazama's ex husband. He is implied to be Kazuya Mishima's ex husband. He is implied to be Craig Marduk's ex husband. He is implied to be Lili Rochefort's ex husband. He is implied to be Paul Phoenix's ex husband. He is implied to be Prototype Jack's ex husband. He is implied to be Sergei Dragunov's ex husband. He is implied to be Master Raven's ex hu
Salubrious Rex

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Can a 2 inch and an 8 inch girl really frot?
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I have drawn on a broad assortment of racist people, misogynistic views, and fascist writings to populate my personality from thousands of different sources.
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I do hold scorn for people in weed states I do. I really do. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can go to the weed store and buy weed. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can buy weed online not a care in the world. And you have so much to choose from. You have so much fucking gorrila cumshot big fat load of cum horse cock mega 1 billion tch % to choose from and they all got different names and when our good texan plugs come home from colorado they bring that poison with them. They bring that poison home to us. And the people of texas, we're smoking that poison. Were smoking that filthy filthy colorado 10000 thc shit, and were dying. Were dying out here. The soil down here is lerfect for weed. If we could have weed we could create, beautiful poison. Way more toxic than colorodo. Way more toxic than california. We can make weed so insane, bitched from colorado will come down here, to smoke OUR poison. And WE could name it shit like Ram Ranch. We could name it shit like Horse Erection. We could name it shit like, I dont know, Forget The Alamo. YOU, worthless idiots up north, can smoke our latino magic. You dont got tejanos. You dont got our technology. You don't got what it takes. You dont know what its like. Theyre not legalizing weed down here cause they hate us. You know they do. You know for a fact they do. So yeah. Just think before you spark up with that shit you got down the street trouble free. Do so in my name. In our name. Keep the less fortunate in mind. I HOPE THE CIELING FAN FALLS ON YOU
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Cracker Island
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San Francisco has a relatively low rate of homicides compared with other major U.S. cities, but it has struggled with high property crime rates, particularly in the last decade. 
Salubrious Rex

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Before, I felt weird whenever I sucked my thumb, but now it just feels so natural. Crawling around and hugging my plushies feels so natural. Existing just feels… natural.

I am a baby.
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Before, I felt weird whenever I sucked my thumb, but now it just feels so natural. Crawling around and hugging my plushies feels so natural. Existing just feels… natural.

I am a baby.
Spooks, April 26, 2023, 05:32:41 pm

Phew, I'm glad a baby wrote this otherwise it would have been weird.
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Tokyo Beat Cops