I think one of the biggest moments of relief I've ever experienced was when Kumquat was reading about turning girls into furniture, mentioned porcelain, and then said he wanted to turn a girl into a table. I was so sure he was going to say toilet. Thank god.
You know, I typed that and then said to myself "hmm... before I post this I should probably unpause the episode and make sure he doesn't say toilet" and, well. GREAT JOB REDDIT, THANKS :-)