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The Internet is a great place to find love; or, if you're rich, to buy it! Being a "Sugar Daddy" ain't easy, because while prostitutes are easy to come by (and in), companionship and affection aren't things you can usually readily pay for on the corner of the street. Enter the disgusting world of "SeekingArrangement.com". It's kind of like prostitution, except somehow legal and way less honest.
This week on Extra Credit we breathe other people's air.
READERS: Amelia Blank, Positronic, sirslarty, Sherman Tank, Ambious, and feat. Frank West!
EDITED BY: Ambious
ART BY: Dr. Activisionary
SUBJECTS:
1: SeekingArrangement.com
2: AskBrandonWade.com
MUSIC USED:
The Archies - Sugar Sugar
The Beatles - Can't Buy Me Love
Links:
- Doc (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iLNvqN82BhVcXKl2jvAD3i0DuoH-GjArtp7ftu8_WUg/edit)
- Episode Page (http://www.thefmin.us/episodes/episode-3-gimme-some-sugar-babies/)
- Download Episode (http://www.thefmin.us/episodes/xtracredit.03.mp3)
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Say what you will about capitalism—no one can deny that it's given us an episode of The F Minus.
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Like the candies they're named for, sugar daddies are sticky, chewy, and generally unpleasant
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So Sherman, when you eventually die after laughing so long to that one statement we will put on your gravestone "Here lies Sherman Tank, he died breathing other peoples air."
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READERS: Amelia Blank, Positronic, SirLarty, Sherman Tank, Ambious, and feat. Frank West!
The Ambious Exists, August 13, 2016, 10:36:43 am
Who is this "SirLarty" guy? Sounds like a real jerk.
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READERS: Amelia Blank, Positronic, SirLarty, Sherman Tank, Ambious, and feat. Frank West!
The Ambious Exists, August 13, 2016, 10:36:43 am
Who is this "SirLarty" guy? Sounds like a real jerk.
sirslarty, August 14, 2016, 10:25:54 pm
Dammit, I should've caught that earlier.
I'll try to fix the damage retroactively where possible.
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This is fun.
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Who is this "SirLarty" guy? Sounds like a real jerk.
sirslarty, August 14, 2016, 10:25:54 pm
Dammit, I should've caught that earlier.
I'll try to fix the damage retroactively where possible.
The Ambious Exists, August 14, 2016, 11:26:23 pm
It's too late, the damage is done, I HAVE RISEN!
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It's too late, the damage is done, I HAVE RISEN!
Sir Larty, August 15, 2016, 04:03:01 pm
AMBIOUS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? WE LOCKED HIM AWAY FOR A THOUSAND YEARS FOR A REASON.
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It's too late, the damage is done, I HAVE RISEN!
Sir Larty, August 15, 2016, 04:03:01 pm
AMBIOUS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? WE LOCKED HIM AWAY FOR A THOUSAND YEARS FOR A REASON.
Bodark, August 15, 2016, 04:34:32 pm
That's what you get for letting a Jew run things
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It's too late, the damage is done, I HAVE RISEN!
Sir Larty, August 15, 2016, 04:03:01 pm
AMBIOUS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? WE LOCKED HIM AWAY FOR A THOUSAND YEARS FOR A REASON.
Bodark, August 15, 2016, 04:34:32 pm
That's what you get for letting a Jew run things
The Ambious Exists, August 15, 2016, 05:28:44 pm
On the Earth or on the Moon?
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It's too late, the damage is done, I HAVE RISEN!
Sir Larty, August 15, 2016, 04:03:01 pm
AMBIOUS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? WE LOCKED HIM AWAY FOR A THOUSAND YEARS FOR A REASON.
Bodark, August 15, 2016, 04:34:32 pm
That's what you get for letting a Jew run things
The Ambious Exists, August 15, 2016, 05:28:44 pm
I really hope you take that bulb with the best of intentions because I almost laughed out loud while sitting by myself in public. Thank you.
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Ah yes, we meet again, mein Doppelganger. I hope thou hast come prepared to give back in which thoust owest.
Thou owest me five bucks and a bag of Cheetos®.
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Fool! As I have said to you long ago when you imprisoned me, I do not return funds paid for my commissioned lithographic prints. Had you ventured out to the forbidden crypt which houses my remains, you would have seen my artist policy scrawled in the blood of the damned detailing these facts! You simply must wait for me to be finished with your piece, it shall only take a couple of millenniums more or so. Furthermore, the powdered puffs of cheese were left in a workplace common area, how was I to have known they belonged to your person? Clearly, the fault remains with you -and you alone- that I consumed them, for your name was not imprinted on the packaging.
But it is too late for that. Now, that I have returned, it is time for my plan to come to fruition!
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Lithographs are an archaic form of printing and I will not stand by that. (They might fall on me when I'm not looking, so I refuse to stand by old movie posters.)
Digital is the wave of the future! WAVE OF THE FUTURE!
The moon is made of Jews and cheese and I want my Cheetos® dammit.
Screw that, just gimmie vodkaSM and we I, can forget this whole mess.
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Sherman Tank was a doin' the Mario so hard Captain Lou Albano was doing the dance in his grave. I mean this with all the respect, because I was laughing way too hard.
I also had my first moment when I came up with an aside in my head and put crickets over it myself.
approximate quote from episode: "...an ouroboros of women trying to be prettier than each other"
me: "How did they build up that much super bar? Ouroboros has been a level 3 super since 2011."
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Sherman Tank was a doin' the Mario so hard Captain Lou Albano was doing the dance in his grave. I mean this with all the respect, because I was laughing way too hard.
I also had my first moment when I came up with an aside in my head and put crickets over it myself.
approximate quote from episode: "...an ouroboros of women trying to be prettier than each other"
me: "How did they build up that much super bar? Ouroboros has been a level 3 super since 2011."
znarf, August 17, 2016, 03:52:36 am
A WHOREOBOROS.
FUCK, THAT'S THE JOKE I ALMOST HAD IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD.
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Sherman Tank was a doin' the Mario so hard Captain Lou Albano was doing the dance in his grave. I mean this with all the respect, because I was laughing way too hard.
I also had my first moment when I came up with an aside in my head and put crickets over it myself.
approximate quote from episode: "...an ouroboros of women trying to be prettier than each other"
me: "How did they build up that much super bar? Ouroboros has been a level 3 super since 2011."
znarf, August 17, 2016, 03:52:36 am
A WHOREOBOROS.
FUCK, THAT'S THE JOKE I ALMOST HAD IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD.
Frank West, August 17, 2016, 10:24:13 am
That's way better than my stupid Marvel vs Capcom shit.