Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[chai tea latte]

This year, for Lent, I'm giving up

for the record, this was a great decision.

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

I never try to act badass around my friends, they would instantly be able to tell I was just doing an ECW Sandman impression

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

70 degrees out, might sit on the porch, listen to cheap trick and eat some popcorn shrimp

[chai tea latte]

i'm at the gas station, anyone need anything

[Vinny Possum]

Duolingo is cool because they have fake languages like Klingon, italian, and high valaryian but don't have real ones like tagalog or farsi

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Duolingo is cool because they have fake languages like Klingon, italian, and high valaryian but don't have real ones like tagalog or farsi

I really wanted to start picking up Somali, but fucking no one has it.

[Salubrious Rex]

My hair is starting to getting to the point where I start to consider it 'long', which is a problem for me. On one hand, I hate having long hair. On the other hand, I like having long hair.

Thankfully the decision on what I need to do with it is made much easier because going to the barber takes effort and planning so it won't happen.

[xdaringdamselx]

I was talking with a coworker about Wrestlemania yesterday and was talking about the match with Bad Bunny in it, but instead of saying "Bad Bunny," I mistakenly said "so that Canadian Destroyer that Bunnybread did was pretty great"

[Lumbermouth]

I was talking with a coworker about Wrestlemania yesterday and was talking about the match with Bad Bunny in it, but instead of saying "Bad Bunny," I mistakenly said "so that Canadian Destroyer that Bunnybread did was pretty great"

Found it (yes I know a Code Red isn't a destroyer, shut up)

[xdaringdamselx]

I was talking with a coworker about Wrestlemania yesterday and was talking about the match with Bad Bunny in it, but instead of saying "Bad Bunny," I mistakenly said "so that Canadian Destroyer that Bunnybread did was pretty great"

Found it (yes I know a Code Red isn't a destroyer, shut up)

I'm training to be a wrestler but I had to take time off for the past year, partly because of the pandemic and partly because I had to take care of my terminally ill dad, and in the meantime I've been studying various styles and moves and making all my notes, and these are so popular at the moment! But I'm an old lady (I'm turning 33 in a few weeks) and until I'm Smackdown women's champion, they'll still need me to work at the restaurant the next day after the show, so I told myself "yeah I'm gonna focus less on flip piledrivers and more on submissions, that seems less like literally risking my neck every night"

[GirlKisser420]

John Wick needs to rob a bank in the next film

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

french people talking to me: Zut alors, zo not take our le language for just le joke on le Internet!
me: nodding conciliatorily, in a formally clear, comprehensible and grammatically superior manner

[auaurorau]

there's a lot of people really invested into coffee, huh. like, beyond the level of needing a few cups of productivity poison every day

[A Meat]

Nature is healing, the group of southern american uncles who play saxophone and guitar and sing are back in the local commercial center every friday are back after a year. I wish they were better at singing, but nobody's perfect

[chai tea latte]

there's a lot of people really invested into coffee, huh. like, beyond the level of needing a few cups of productivity poison every day

yeah and it's keeping me off heroin