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Why would I pay for bomb ass titties when I can just get them for free? ~Benjamin Franklin.

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HOLY SHIT, I THINK I HAVE AN EPISODE IDEA.

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A slight crooked smile played upon the famouse detective’s lips – even after all these years, he still had a flair for the dramatic, and relished the chance to show off his talents. “Elementary, my dear chap. First, the angle on your trousers’ pleats is quite high, and appears to have been adjusted from a sitting position, probably while cross legged. A precarious position – for most men. This tells me that your dick is incredibly small, and that youve probably never had sex. From the callous on your thumb and forefinger, we can deduce that you jack off to hentea manga every night, and that you occasionally do it wrong and accidentally hurt your small dick. Here, we can extrapolate to how retarded you must be. Finally, from your gayness I can deduce how much of ahomo you are.” The detective paused, stood back, and smiled rakishly, but not unkindly. His ever-present confidante spoke up: “No matter how many times I see you do it, Holmes, it still amazes me. Extraordinary.”

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How has the week been treating you so far?

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Nyarai, March 29, 2015, 10:40:07 pm
play a real class, like mill druid

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feud would tel olyou that it could be a deep seeded psychological desir since when I was a Dj at a goth club the girls all ignored me and at the etime i was way 2 shy to get at any of them but the ones at the other goth club across the street prety sure i was datin a dued i had to ask them are you a dude it was kind of embarasing but ive asked like 10 people on craigsliist that have sent me pictures if they are dudes girls dont like that ill post one of theemails here becuz it was so god damn funny i really offended that person. WIth goth "thing it is itn a fetish I like the girls who are into goth and raves still becuz when i was 20 I wasted a lot of my life partyin and being scared but being around thdese people and I makde lots of friends in that scene. I like goth girls becuz i wanted to be Robert Smith or Nivek Ogre when i was a teenage and i never dressed goth or acted it i just pretend in my head that i stand befo the darkness waters and girls flow to me like river wine. But I think it would be funny to date a goth girl when im 32 ok thats all im tired of boring software enginerers and directors of marketing and crap that you want to its like imposiible to make them like you when dont have a horse or a miljion bucks. So I guess the goth thing is just whatever i want is what i like right? some people like BBW and some people like BMW i like goth girls peace. OH man let me tell you about this one girl I ddated she broke my glasses and one of our best friend in the co workers at her job killed himself with a sho gun becuz of her lmao I Know how to pick them moromon girls wait aybe I dont want a goth girl ... she was in a industrial band and sang and was v fuckin goth and now i am not so sure thinkin this  but have you seen that girl in huNiepop that does drugs and likes goth? shes my favoerite if ive played that game which I Havent.
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"A drop of sweat was rolling down Ron Paul's pure libertarian cheek. He raised his head to the sun and he said "Let it be known for the ages to come, there is but one commandment a pure hearted shall never break. One moral principal where all other principles originate from." His voice turned into a roar so terrifying no statist would dare to defy "NO-ONE, SHALL COME BETWEEN THE SACRED MATRIOMONY OF MAN AND HIS PROPERTY."
The world was silent. The free men stood together. Only the glimmer of guns danced in the sunlight.

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It really irritates me that recreational cannabis consumption is so much less socially accepted than recreational alcohol consumption.  I wish Jesus had turned fruit seeds into weed nuggets instead of turning water into wine.

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Shit Gleech, I have not had a boner this entire thread up until now. Put that shit behind a NSFW tag man.

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Since the 17th century the official name of Bhutan has been Dru Ü (country of the Drukpa Lineage, the Dragon People, or the Land of the Thunder Dragon, a reference to the country's dominant Buddhist sect) and Bhutan only appears in English-language official correspondence.


Thinking about taking a trip to Bhutan soon, and this is a pretty compelling reason.
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