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Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: Lemon on June 20, 2016, 12:11:51 pm
(http://iquim.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Dr.-Amit-Goswami-talks-Quantum-Medicine.jpg)
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: Zekka on June 20, 2016, 12:33:06 pm
My bet is in: Victor loves it and it cures all his problems.
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: Bodark on June 20, 2016, 12:54:41 pm
Portaxx was at the top of her game in this one. Holy shit.

(http://i.imgur.com/kt3qguE.png)
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: Ambious on June 20, 2016, 01:17:21 pm


video tag sucks
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: memorylikeasieve on June 20, 2016, 01:31:57 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: EYE OF ZA on June 20, 2016, 01:48:33 pm
I'd thought Portaxx would have recognized Karkat, but on the other hand I like the idea of her hearing it and then thinking of the Totoro cat bus.
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 20, 2016, 02:59:28 pm
Why no "Ask Dr. Laslzo" tag?

Other tag suggestions: "vaccines", "questionable problem-solving", "bad parenting", "QUANTUM!!!!".
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: DetectiveSlowpoke on June 20, 2016, 03:04:57 pm
I didn't even realize that there was a doc in there about this. I was working on one. Oh well. At least I was right in thinking it was funny.
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: Yavuz on June 20, 2016, 03:08:02 pm


video tag sucks
Ambious, June 20, 2016, 01:17:21 pm

[quantum intensifies]
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 20, 2016, 03:24:41 pm
Man, how could I forget to suggest "ugly websites"? Holy shit.
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: memorylikeasieve on June 20, 2016, 04:10:53 pm


video tag sucks
Ambious, June 20, 2016, 01:17:21 pm

[quantum intensifies]
Yavuz Sultan Selim, June 20, 2016, 03:08:02 pm

...who the fuck is this and why is he wiggling on my screen?
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: STOG on June 20, 2016, 04:32:35 pm


video tag sucks
Ambious, June 20, 2016, 01:17:21 pm

[quantum intensifies]
Yavuz Sultan Selim, June 20, 2016, 03:08:02 pm

...who the fuck is this and why is he wiggling on my screen?
memorylikeasieve, June 20, 2016, 04:10:53 pm

It's not enough that David Byrne has to have the 'freaking-the-fuck-out' eyes, he's also got to have the 'freaking-the-fuck-out' head as well.
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 20, 2016, 04:50:50 pm
Quantum quantumed my quantumy quantum quantum in the quantum? [Quantum!]
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: Yavuz on June 20, 2016, 05:10:43 pm
Quantum quantumed my quantumy quantum quantum in the quantum? [Quantum!]
Quantum Sherman Quantum Tank, June 20, 2016, 04:50:50 pm


Just replace "Malkovich" with "quantum".
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: Ambious on June 20, 2016, 05:21:48 pm


video tag sucks
Ambious, June 20, 2016, 01:17:21 pm

[quantum intensifies]
Yavuz Sultan Selim, June 20, 2016, 03:08:02 pm

...who the fuck is this and why is he wiggling on my screen?
memorylikeasieve, June 20, 2016, 04:10:53 pm

Deepak Chopra, one of the biggest Quantum scam artists in the world.
He's wiggling because of quantum entanglement.
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: A Meat on June 21, 2016, 04:45:14 am
Dr. Victor's cure for negative energies:
1. bathe in acid (the stronger the better)
2. you're cured
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: Gyro on June 21, 2016, 08:38:39 am
Lemon has the same opinion on What the Bleep Do We Know as I do.

In other words, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK  YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: Gyro on June 21, 2016, 09:35:53 am
I just finished listening to the episode, and I have to disagree with you guys: There's no way Quantum Man believes his own shit. Not even partially with cognitive dissonance. Consider the $120 pricetag. This is absolutely just an attempt to fleece gullible rich hippies.
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: EYE OF ZA on June 21, 2016, 01:14:58 pm
There's a not-entirely-there sense to this stuff that makes me think he believes it to some extent.

I think he's probably a gullible rich hippie himself.  There's nothing that says you can't both be into bonkers spiritualism and a good businessman.
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: Liatai on June 21, 2016, 04:10:57 pm
Dr. Victor's cure for negative energies:
1. bathe in acid (the stronger the better)
2. you're cured
A Meat, June 21, 2016, 04:45:14 am

OH MY QUANTUM GOSH. 8O

THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR POINTING THIS OUT. XD Oh my gosh you just made a great episode even BETTER to me. How did I not make this connection?! Oh gosh. XD

"May you bathe in positive ions" has been added to my list of stealth insults now. Thank you. XD
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: memorylikeasieve on June 21, 2016, 04:13:17 pm
It amuses me so much when people somehow think positive ions are a good thing.
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: Yavuz on June 21, 2016, 04:15:15 pm
It amuses me so much when people somehow think positive ions are a good thing.
memorylikeasieve, June 21, 2016, 04:13:17 pm

Well, everyone tells me about the power of positive thinking, so I assume anything that's "positive" must be good. Like positive HIV tests!
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: duz on June 21, 2016, 04:38:47 pm
Dr. Victor's cure for negative energies:
1. bathe in acid (the stronger the better)
2. you're cured
A Meat, June 21, 2016, 04:45:14 am

It's a rather basic cure.
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: A Meat on June 22, 2016, 08:10:45 am
Dr. Victor's cure for negative energies:
1. bathe in acid (the stronger the better)
2. you're cured
A Meat, June 21, 2016, 04:45:14 am

It's a rather basic cure.
duz, June 21, 2016, 04:38:47 pm
Sadly, most curing agents are either basic or neutral, making them not positively charged.
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: Ambious on June 22, 2016, 08:51:43 am
Dr. Victor's cure for negative energies:
1. bathe in acid (the stronger the better)
2. you're cured
A Meat, June 21, 2016, 04:45:14 am

It's a rather basic cure.
duz, June 21, 2016, 04:38:47 pm
Sadly, most curing agents are either basic or neutral, making them not positively charged.
A Meat, June 22, 2016, 08:10:45 am

(https://media.giphy.com/media/gRxjhVNfFgqI0/giphy.gif)
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: izzy on June 23, 2016, 05:51:38 am
I think my favorite part of this episode was the testimonial on quantum cannabis. It was pretty obvious the guy'd been using so long he'd completely forgotten what sobriety was like.

"My thoughts are so clear!" Yup, that kinda tends to happen when the weed wears off, dude.
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on June 26, 2016, 06:51:24 pm
Is anyone else having trouble downloading this episode on the PocketCasts mobile app? There's no problem with Episode 217, and on the desktop version it seems to work fine, so I'm a little confused as to what the problem is.
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 26, 2016, 07:48:02 pm
Thanks to a sore throat I now sound exactly like Victor in this episode. Anyone got some quantum throat drops I can download?
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: Neal on June 26, 2016, 08:17:52 pm
Thanks to a sore throat I now sound exactly like Victor in this episode. Anyone got some quantum throat drops I can download?
Lift Like There's No Sherman Tank, June 26, 2016, 07:48:02 pm

Touch your finger to this post to download some.
Title: Episode 216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 27, 2016, 07:20:44 pm
D'you think Quantum Man drives a quantum van?