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Title: 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: Lemon on July 20, 2015, 11:31:48 pm
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Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: Cleretic on July 21, 2015, 06:32:06 am
Thank you, Peace. Thanks to you, we've finally tracked down the marfia.
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: LINDA on July 21, 2015, 02:10:37 pm
3:20 and this is already my favorite episode
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: Caroline on July 21, 2015, 02:18:57 pm
Wow. Bozarth really took the F Plus British Accent Competition to new and terrifying heights.
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: A Meat on July 21, 2015, 02:31:36 pm
The perceived effect where your dick shrinks because you think it will is called a flaccebo.
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: LINDA on July 21, 2015, 03:14:57 pm
Suddenly I understand, not just accept but completely understand, the frustration that bisexual people feel when people just breeze over bisexuality as a sexual orientation that exists
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: QueenSyreen on July 21, 2015, 04:35:04 pm
Today, I listened to the new fplus episode with my good friend, my gag reflex. We really enjoyed the 12th return of semen eaters to the show!

yikes. jumping Jehoshaphat, YIKES.
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: A Meat on July 21, 2015, 04:53:21 pm
I was legit baffled by the dude wanting a spell that erases the listener's awareness of the concept of a penis. This confuses me the most out of anything read on the podcast so far. It's like jerking off to a description of a dude requesting a reading of what's going on in a picture.
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on July 21, 2015, 08:24:03 pm
I've only just started this episode, but you guys already get +10000000 points for Them Crooked Vultures intro music.
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 21, 2015, 08:33:54 pm
Lemon, you said you'd start deleting terrible comments - does this mean you're closing the Monster Girl Quest wiki episode thread?
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: positive stress on July 21, 2015, 09:30:00 pm
That one guy's fantasy about the random orgasm curse is literally The Lonely Island's "Jizz in My Pants" video
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 21, 2015, 10:12:05 pm
The masturbation loop is probably my least favorite William Basinski project
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: KingKalamari on July 21, 2015, 10:14:50 pm
"When did reality become a Beck lyric?"

And is there a curse that can turn me into a full grown man who's not afraid to cry?
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: chai tea latte on July 21, 2015, 10:45:28 pm
It's super telling how gross nerds' definition of "feminization" really doesn't have a lot to do with femininity. Thinking particularly of the guy who ate his own cum because a clickbait quiz told him to.
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: advancedclass on July 22, 2015, 12:18:11 am
I was legit baffled by the dude wanting a spell that erases the listener's awareness of the concept of a penis. This confuses me the most out of anything read on the podcast so far. It's like jerking off to a description of a dude requesting a reading of what's going on in a picture.
A Meat, July 21, 2015, 04:53:21 pm

I for one am glad someone's finally doing a porn parody of 1944 classic Gaslight.

"It isn't here, you must have dreamed it existed. Are you suggesting that this is a penis I hold in my hand? Have you gone mad, my husband?"
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on July 22, 2015, 06:13:44 am
As a Brit I must say I prefer Bozarths Manchester accent to the actual Manchester accent.

Also, how many episodes featuring cum eating is that now?
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 22, 2015, 07:32:43 am
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: Sun Smasher on July 22, 2015, 04:25:21 pm
I'm really quite sad I never thought to make my online identity "My Imaginary Asshole".
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: McMillan and Waifu on July 22, 2015, 05:35:38 pm
"Remember last F Plus Live that car Bunnybread was driving and he wouldn't answer any questions about it?"
"I wouldn't call it a car so much as I would call it a luxury assault vehicle"
Lemon and Bozarth

So Bunnybread is basically the Boss from Saints Row irl?

...yeah that sounds about right, no surprises there
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: Sherlockian on July 22, 2015, 05:52:44 pm
I would pay some amount of money to get Bunnybread to read one of those EMG files.
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: advancedclass on July 22, 2015, 05:55:08 pm
I would pay some amount of money to get Bunnybread to read one of those EMG files.
Sherlockian, July 22, 2015, 05:52:44 pm

I feel like you'd have to pay a lot more than "some" to get him to read it in something other than the voice he used in the dickbugs episode.
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: Sun Smasher on July 22, 2015, 06:03:17 pm
I would pay some amount of money to get Bunnybread to read one of those EMG files.
Sherlockian, July 22, 2015, 05:52:44 pm

I feel like you'd have to pay a lot more than "some" to get him to read it in something other than the voice he used in the dickbugs episode.
advancedclass, July 22, 2015, 05:55:08 pm

maybe that's just his thing. #nojudging
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: Sherlockian on July 22, 2015, 06:29:00 pm
I would pay some amount of money to get Bunnybread to read one of those EMG files.
Sherlockian, July 22, 2015, 05:52:44 pm

I feel like you'd have to pay a lot more than "some" to get him to read it in something other than the voice he used in the dickbugs episode.
advancedclass, July 22, 2015, 05:55:08 pm

That sounds like it would be a hilarious reading to me, no lie.
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: CaptainLaserPants on July 25, 2015, 02:13:49 pm
I was pretty perplexed by this stuff. Do they think it's hypnotism but also magic? They call them curses, so is there an underlying magic element?
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: EYE OF ZA on July 25, 2015, 04:50:20 pm
It's a curse because it's not willing.  Except it is willing.  Except it's not.

Imagine your fetish is being forced to do something, so you want to 'not want to do it but have to do it anyway'.

That cognitive dissonance is at least a third of the humor in this kind of thing.
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: Boots Raingear on July 25, 2015, 05:01:59 pm
Imagine your fetish is being forced to do something, so you want to 'not want to do it but have to do it anyway'.
EYE OF ZA, July 25, 2015, 04:50:20 pm
Well that's called being a submissive, it's just a bit tricky to pull off by one's self.
Title: Episode 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: Knitting Machine on July 25, 2015, 05:30:07 pm
I'm picturing this guy paying a dom and saying "Okay now tell me my penis no longer exists! No not metaphorically!"
Title: 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: Vinny Possum on June 01, 2016, 03:37:08 am
I just relistened to this episode.

Someone needs to tell Chuck Tingle to write "Internet Hypontists Curse-Forced me Gay"

Also Lemon's Burroughs voice is perfect. I wish there were more insane readings in it.
Title: 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
Post by: Yavuz on March 10, 2018, 05:37:00 pm
I was looking in the doc for this episode again, and I noticed this, from a thread that wasn't read on the episode:

diapertime posted
I used that technique to reverse-age myself, but when I got back to the size of an embryo, I found it very hard to use a keyboard, what with the lack of embryo-size keyboards and all.... So I used linear-time-warp-dialation to return me to my normal size.