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Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: Lemon on February 16, 2015, 09:57:15 pm
with Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Adam Bozarth and Lemon
content for this episode was compiled by Dole
edited by Boots Raingear.
Everyone wants to have a lover they can trust. Someone with whom they'll feel admired, safe, and unique, and someone who will pick them up when they are down. However, some specific people on the internet mean that literally. We're exploring the "lift and carry" fetish, a predilection of (almost entirely) men who are looking for (almost entirely) petite women to carry them on their shoulders. What's the meaning of this? I dunno for certain, but I'll assume it's British. This week, The F Plus avoids mentioning that Creed song.

MUSIC USED:
Jackie Wilson - Higher and Higher
Dr. Hook - Carry me Carrie
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: EYE OF ZA on February 16, 2015, 10:10:26 pm
(almost entirely) petite womenLemon, February 16, 2015, 09:57:15 pm

This is surprising, cause from what I knew about "lift and carry" it was a fetish facet (there's a portmanteau there) of a broader "muscular women" fetish.

Also I haven't even finished listening to Episode 165 I'm so EXCITED I'm gonna...
[freakout]
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: positive stress on February 16, 2015, 10:27:11 pm
Huh. This is... new. I really thought I knew about all the ridiculous fetishes at this point. I thought I'd seen it all. I genuinely didn't think there were any surprises left.
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: Bobalay on February 16, 2015, 10:41:21 pm
I'm not even done laughing at [freakout] and there's another new episode already!
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: Mistress Eva on February 16, 2015, 11:09:06 pm
Two episodes in two days?! Is it Christmas again already?

Thanks ya'll. New weird-ass fetish episodes are ALWAYS welcome.
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: STOG on February 17, 2015, 09:00:59 am
This episode has sure ruined the early 90's Ron Kenoly Christian album "Lift Him Up" for me. Thanks a bunch, fetishists!
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: Cat Planet on February 17, 2015, 09:10:21 am
There seems to be no "How the hell did you get this fetish?" tag on the website for it, and it should be amended. With most fetishes featured on this podcast, you kind of see where they got started first. This one though? How did a particular way of transportation start arousing them? Are there skydiving fetishists?
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: Navigator on February 17, 2015, 09:19:51 am
I'm barely a third of the way through, but I really hope we get to hear about the video producers like we did with the quicksand fetish. Borrowing Jon's outtro bit from the glasses episode, I never get tired of the porn-type descriptions of whatever mundane thing the fetishist is into.

Also yeah, this needs a "how in the hell did you get that fetish" tag.

Edit: Also, I can't read the title of this episode without "Today is Alright 4 2Nite" getting stuck in my head, which probably says more about me than the episode.
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: Dole on February 17, 2015, 12:11:31 pm
phoneman is veteran of lift and carry related drama. According to him, the feud between guys who like women carrying men and guys who like women carrying women has been going on for over 15 years and has destroyed multiple lift and carry communities. There was another thread I found where someone posts one sentence expressing a preference for women lifting women and both phoneman and another moderator take the time to yell at him for trying to ruin the community. Later in that thread, someone posts a 2,500 word essay defending the forum's policies and the fetish in general followed by an attempt to calculate the number of muscle fibers a woman would need to have in her arms to lift an average sized man.

The guys at Ultimate Shoulder Rides really embrace the horse and jockey theme. There were a few threads where someone would directly say "I wish I were a horse." I'm kind of tempted to call them horse otherkin except that they actually do things related to their kintype rather than just posting on tumblr all day. They also suggested that if you want to find a woman to ride you, you should go to a stable or a horse riding club and proceed naturally from there.

I found a thread called "Fursuiting" on USR and I cannot tell you how disappointed I was to see that it had 0 replies and only contained a couple of boring pictures.

The thing that surprised me most, other than that this fetish exists in the first place, was the number of old people on USR. checkmateguy's post about the three shoulder riders is even creepier when you notice that he lists his age as 52. I saw at least 4 posters who are over 60 and an 81 year old man still looking for women to ride on his shoulders.
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: DetectiveSlowpoke on February 17, 2015, 12:26:12 pm
I have to say that between this episode and the last one that its been a good two days since the weirdly harmless fetishes are probably some of my favorite episodes and paranormal anything is funny. [freakout]
Also I really think the bingo card needs a "of course it's from England"  square.
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: LINDA on February 17, 2015, 02:07:18 pm
Excuse me I have some BozarthBread fanfiction to write.
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on February 17, 2015, 02:38:58 pm

Also now I'm trying to think back on what the endpoints of older episodes would have been if we went with the "go until we get to the best joke" format.
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: Ambious on February 17, 2015, 03:51:44 pm
I don't know where.
I don't know when.
But one of those days, I'm going to hear a fetish episode and get a little turned on and contract it.
Thankfully today is not that day, it was like one of those insane Stefon bits on SNL Weekend Update.
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: Isfahan on February 17, 2015, 09:02:46 pm
The "I haven't had a piggyback ride" line is this fetish's equivalent of yawning and stretching your arm back across your date's shoulders.

Also there's something really, really unwholesome about trying to trick people into indulging your fetish. Other episodes have had content that hinted at that as well.
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: positive stress on February 17, 2015, 09:06:17 pm
Now I'm picturing a guy yawning and lifting his leg up into the air and putting it on a girl's shoulder
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: positive stress on February 18, 2015, 01:37:05 am
I tweeted something about lift and carry and this dude faved the tweet so now I'm looking at his twitter and it's just him tweeting constantly at female bodybuilder porn stars, every time anyone says something like "shooting today!" he says "PLEASE INCLUDE LIFT AND CARRY??" and gets no response. This guy must have a very fulfilling life, I wish I had this fetish too
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: Ambious on February 18, 2015, 04:43:27 am
I tweeted something about lift and carry and this dude faved the tweet so now I'm looking at his twitter and it's just him tweeting constantly at female bodybuilder porn stars, every time anyone says something like "shooting today!" he says "PLEASE INCLUDE LIFT AND CARRY??" and gets no response. This guy must have a very fulfilling life, I wish I had this fetish too
fruithag, February 18, 2015, 01:37:05 am

Careful there. (http://ballp.it/index.php?topic=106.0)
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: Cat Planet on February 18, 2015, 04:45:11 am
I think that the UK gets an unjustly disproportionate representation in the podcast, there are probably as many if not more French or German perverts but they mostly hang out on non-English forums the F Plus will never read.

"Chickenfighting" also made me recall MAN ON MAN! SKIN ON SKIN! SHAFT ON SHAFT! BONE ON BONE! COCK COMBAT!
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: Ambious on February 18, 2015, 05:21:16 am
I think that the UK gets an unjustly disproportionate representation in the podcast, there are probably as many if not more French or German perverts but they mostly hang out on non-English forums the F Plus will never read.

"Chickenfighting" also made me recall MAN ON MAN! SKIN ON SKIN! SHAFT ON SHAFT! BONE ON BONE! COCK COMBAT!
Cat Planet, February 18, 2015, 04:45:11 am

Although - a Google Translated episode might be funny enough to try on even mundane topics.
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: ChrisGainesFan on February 18, 2015, 08:10:15 am
I think it would lose something when you're making fun of google translate rather than actual people saying genuinely stupid things.

Instead of doing that, just keep me updated on what sort of creeps I might encounter as a British person, preferably in an accent that is familiar and comforting to me.
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: A Meat on February 18, 2015, 12:03:41 pm
Oh man, I had forgotten how much I love Clips 4 Sale. It truly is the pinnacle of capitalism.
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: ChrisGainesFan on February 18, 2015, 01:25:24 pm
Instead of doing that, just keep me updated on what sort of creeps I might encounter as a British person, preferably in an accent that is familiar and comforting to me.
moooo566, February 18, 2015, 08:10:15 am

Do you really want Lemon to do another fake British accent? Do you really want to force that on everyone, again?

Unless you found his Britstrailianish accent "comforting" and "familiar" then whatever, that's up to you!
MyFaceBeHi, February 18, 2015, 11:41:14 am

Really bad attempts at my accent is really funny to me. Terrible british accents is my favourite running podcast joke.
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 18, 2015, 01:37:36 pm
Oh man, I had forgotten how much I love Clips 4 Sale. It truly is the pinnacle of capitalism.
A Meat, February 18, 2015, 12:03:41 pm
now there's an invisible hand I don't wanna shake
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: Navigator on February 19, 2015, 08:42:32 am
This guy must have a very fulfilling life, I wish I had this fetish too
fruithag, February 18, 2015, 01:37:05 am

The fetish episodes of this podcast make me seriously wonder how much of these guys' sexual response is attached to the fetish, itself. My understanding is that people don't tend to choose their fetish, this coming mostly from an ex who was into omorashi but really wished she wasn't, because she also thought it was seriously gross. It makes me wonder how many of these guys (when not trying to ask for a piggyback ride in the most un-subtle way possible) wish they had a more normal set of sexual triggers, and how many of them are like the Picked-Up Artists who don't seem to care that the thing that turns them on is really fucking weird.
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: positive stress on February 19, 2015, 09:56:15 am
Is it the only thing that turns them on? That's something I always have to wonder when I listen to the fetish episodes, everyone always jokes about stuff like "I have to be shocked by static from a balloon or I can never cum!!" but is that how it actually is for these people? Is this something they need or can they get turned on by regular porn, and it's just a nice bonus when there's a horse in a clown costume off to the side stomping on ice cubes? I assume it's different for everyone but I hope for these people's sake that it's the latter because I imagine that would be a very frustrating life otherwise
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: Adam Bozarth on February 19, 2015, 10:28:08 am
Fetishes are just Dumbo's feather, except these Dumbos post with other Dumbos about why feathers are the best and why living without a feather is worthless.
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: Navigator on February 19, 2015, 11:09:40 am
Fetishes are just Dumbo's feather, except these Dumbos post with other Dumbos about why feathers are the best and why living without a feather is worthless.
Adam Bozarth, February 19, 2015, 10:28:08 am

I never thought of it that way, but it makes sense. It just seems...really annoying, more than anything else. Doing the compound fetish thing the guy on experience project was doing seems like a really elaborate way to cockblock the fuck out of yourself, but even just having one fetish that occupies your entire sexual response system seems like a pain in the ass.
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: Cat Planet on February 19, 2015, 11:12:37 am
 I can bust my nuts self pretty hard till I cum, only from getting busted.
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: jacklemore & ryan lewis on February 19, 2015, 11:13:12 am
I mean, as a dude who sometimes gets a boner from weird shit, I always kind of go "huh that was odd, oh well", but I guess it doesn't pass for some people and they decide to Explore!
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: Puppy Time on February 19, 2015, 01:27:03 pm
My understanding is that people don't tend to choose their fetish, this coming mostly from an ex who was into omorashi but really wished she wasn't, because she also thought it was seriously gross. It makes me wonder how many of these guys (when not trying to ask for a piggyback ride in the most un-subtle way possible) wish they had a more normal set of sexual triggers, and how many of them are like the Picked-Up Artists who don't seem to care that the thing that turns them on is really fucking weird.
Navigator, February 19, 2015, 08:42:32 am

Usually if you have a weird/possibly unethical fetish/kink but you accept that it's weird/unethical, you don't want to hang out with other people and talk about it.  You just want to privately indulge in it and then leave it in its box during the rest of your life, not sharing it with anyone outside of maybe another consenting adult in a personal or paid relationship.

If you're posting on public fora with other fetish-havers, you've already decided that this is totally acceptable and cool, and that the internet needs to have your thoughts on the fetish preserved for posterity. 
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: positive stress on February 19, 2015, 02:31:19 pm
Yeah, and kudos to these guys for that I guess? There's something beautiful about being so at peace with yourself that you feel comfortable discussing all the gory details about your unusual sex life and interests. Hell, I'm more or less anonymous to everyone on this forum and I don't feel comfortable divulging much of anything personal about myself. In a way I envy these people for being so comfortable with themselves.

On the other hand, when you have a fetish as specific and obscure as this, the rule of "never pay for porn because it's all free somewhere on the internet" probably doesn't apply to you so I guess that's the tradeoff. That and the fact that people on fetish forums are very often emotionally stunted lunatics
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: QueenSyreen on February 19, 2015, 10:30:17 pm
I don't even know what to say, this is possibly the most unexpected fetish I've ever heard of, it has surpassed the flattening, and I'm probably going to hold it as my new standard for unexpected fetishism. It's lucky for me that I came to terms with the fact that people are probably managing to get off on me going about my everyday business years ago or else this podcast would just be a wealth of bad revelations, wouldn't it. All the same, some times, when I guess I'm not thinking of anything in particular, and I feel self-conscious, I find myself thinking, I wonder how an f-plus fetishist would see what I'm doing right now. How would they be able to make this terrible. And there's always a way. What must it be like, to look at life through perv-o-vision, in which everything a cute woman can possibly do is a scandalous and life-changing act
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: Adam Bozarth on March 08, 2015, 04:41:52 pm
Guys do you think that the writers of the bible had this fetish too???
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: crow on March 08, 2015, 04:46:03 pm
Guys do you think that the writers of the bible had this fetish too???
Adam Bozarth, March 08, 2015, 04:41:52 pm

That's bible fanart, the bible fandom gets pretty weird sometimes
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 08, 2015, 04:56:25 pm
Guys do you think that the writers of the bible had this fetish too???
Adam Bozarth, March 08, 2015, 04:41:52 pm
He has raised me from the pit and sent me a link to his Clips for Sale store
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: Old_Zircon on April 20, 2015, 10:52:52 pm

Can't remember if I already posted this in the related to nothing thread or not, but I kept wishing it was in this episode.
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 01, 2017, 06:28:44 pm
http://raving-mad-hatter.tumblr.com/post/98694011611/ok-so-i-met-tommy-wiseau-and-asked-for-a-cheek (http://raving-mad-hatter.tumblr.com/post/98694011611/ok-so-i-met-tommy-wiseau-and-asked-for-a-cheek)
ok so I met Tommy Wiseau and asked for a cheek kiss pic and he got really into it. he asked if he’d met me before and i was like “yeah once, you made fun of me for being short.” and he just totally ignores that and goes “haha you’re so beautiful can I pick you up?”

so he picks me up and starts just swinging me in circles while there’s a huge line of people waiting and I didn’t know what to do so I started singing “you are my rose” at him

not sure what else i expected from tommy. he gave me a necklace though. it says “you’re good but be better”

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/be32f7bbbb747ddf245609cdd5dc81a6/tumblr_ncn6ixp3q01tn621mo3_540.jpg)
Title: Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
Post by: Mix on June 18, 2020, 07:44:23 pm
https://twitter.com/KanyeWI89/status/1273387251037339648?s=19

Dont let the LnC people see this