Trigger Warning: mild spoilers, implications, fighting monsters, staring into the abyss, opinions about poorly written smut
The terrible fanfic not linked in the OP doesn't really seem like a fanfic so much as a series of vignettes. I do like the implication that Lemon would just tell Boots to read the entirety of Time Cube, though. Upset that it isn't Tim Tebow that is Bunnybread's waifu. Also upset at generic bird feathers instead of a goose's neck.
Legit upset instead of faux upset at the Lou part of the fanfic.
Basically, don't read it. Not because it's gross. It just kind of sucks. Not even an ounce of ironic charm. Certainly no Wesley Crusher, Teenage Fuck Machine. Repetitive and trite.