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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1444817 times)

moooo566 (taylor's version)

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All the people with abusive names in my phone are my brother.

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threatening to kill the president is a very funny joke, so what if late night monologues were just that

hey ed i'll tell you something about that president of ours
"what is it johnny"
this president donald j trump is so fucking dead.
"how dead is he"
he's so fucking dead that i have an AR15 and i'm going to unload it into his fucking chest in the oval office on august 6th

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threatening to kill the president is a very funny joke, so what if late night monologues were just that

hey ed i'll tell you something about that president of ours
"what is it johnny"
this president donald j trump is so fucking dead.
"how dead is he"
he's so fucking dead that i have an AR15 and i'm going to unload it into his fucking chest in the oval office on august 6th
chai tea latte, July 11, 2018, 03:58:55 pm
chai tea latte Vinny Possum

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Notes about holes,

Vagina: consent, contraceptive,
Butthole: consent, lubrication, contraceptive (optional)
Mouth: consent, dental dam (optional)
Ear: NO
Nose: ???
Jackal Flapnasty, July 11, 2018, 12:41:54 am
Can't believe you forgot about the urethra
A Meat, July 11, 2018, 12:43:59 am

ARMPIT: CHEESECAKE

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New pokemon, Cilanthrow, Grass/Fighting. Evolves into Oringeno, then into Throwsmary.
Shell Game nuffkins, of all people, Yavuz

Wrought

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I would have gone with Orrejudo personally

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I would have gone with Orrejudo personally
Wrought, July 12, 2018, 08:46:01 am

But I'm glad I didn't because Oringeno is much much better.

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Do you think there's someone out there who thinks they have a system/headmates but it's literally just every single love live girl in his head
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Doesn't really deserve its own thread, but this place seems a decent enough fit. I need help with identifying "locations" mentioned in the podcast for a thing that may or may not happen (I have a horrible track record).  The only ones that immediately come to mind are: Bimboland, Malatora, the astral plane, Urth, and Bizzarro Greenland. Doesn't have to be a real place, or even identified as a country, just a place.

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No matter what you're upset about, you can always rely on the fact that someone on the internet is eager to tell you how what you're upset about is actually unimportant and you should feel bad about being upset.
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Doesn't really deserve its own thread, but this place seems a decent enough fit. I need help with identifying "locations" mentioned in the podcast for a thing that may or may not happen (I have a horrible track record).  The only ones that immediately come to mind are: Bimboland, Malatora, the astral plane, Urth, and Bizzarro Greenland. Doesn't have to be a real place, or even identified as a country, just a place.
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, July 12, 2018, 03:35:19 pm
Well Known Foodplace
clown college
concave earth? or at least the literal glass ceiling, also mars
WikiHow
Gathering of the Juggalos
the few fake(?) places in san diego John Kitchin mentioned as being where the Jewish and Mormon mafia are located
huge banana forest
volcano, waterfall
Gamestop
Great Britain
all the fucking fake places Dozerfleet invented
Antarctica, where that one dude is in 50 unbreakable g-strings and has shampoo and icy-hot shoved up his ass or something
Clips4Sale
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Wrought

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Doesn't really deserve its own thread, but this place seems a decent enough fit. I need help with identifying "locations" mentioned in the podcast for a thing that may or may not happen (I have a horrible track record).  The only ones that immediately come to mind are: Bimboland, Malatora, the astral plane, Urth, and Bizzarro Greenland. Doesn't have to be a real place, or even identified as a country, just a place.
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, July 12, 2018, 03:35:19 pm
The Boobette Country
The Cold Chili's
Gamestop (not always right)
Grumpy's
A Well Known Food Place
The Cursed Land, Britain
There's probably a bunch in that united nations game episode as well, but if you only want one you could go with HUSWYAEEEEE
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Does Football Congress have its own Football Capitol Building?
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moooo566 (taylor's version)

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My colleague has been taken out for corporate hospitality stuff at least one afternoon a week since the beginning of June.

How do I get a job like that?

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Doesn't really deserve its own thread, but this place seems a decent enough fit. I need help with identifying "locations" mentioned in the podcast for a thing that may or may not happen (I have a horrible track record).  The only ones that immediately come to mind are: Bimboland, Malatora, the astral plane, Urth, and Bizzarro Greenland. Doesn't have to be a real place, or even identified as a country, just a place.
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, July 12, 2018, 03:35:19 pm

Finland (here there be Montriths)
Shoulder-Riding-adonia
THHHHEEEEE WIIIIZZZAAARRRD FOOOORUUUUUMS!
wikiHow Intervention Lounge
Wawa
The Giant Ball of Twine
The child-free-hardcore supervillain lairs
Places The Devil Is In (everywhere)
The Mealitary
Vapor-High-Zers, the weed restaurant
The Waterfalls and Volcanoes of BabyMimi
The Building of the Internets, from which the Beatles stole the Internet
Louisville, Kentucky
Rob the Parrot's computer desk/perch of answers
The World of Dragon Dildos, where the Chin-Waddle Man is king
The farting sasquatch circle in Hawaii visited by Joan Ocean
The sasquatch colony which wrote to Joan Ocean
The cruise ship where a badly-written gangbang took place
SpectrumX's Hell
Various mud pits (tidal and river)
Patrick82's audiophilia den (Close the door, you're VIBRATING)
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