F Plus Quotes Thread

[Shigan]

Transformers, what if you could fuck em ♩

[Wrought]

Which episode was "Tolken like birds" from again?

[SirSlarty]

Which episode was "Tolken like birds" from again?

I think it's, ep 102: I've Also Got An Idea For A Reboot Of Young Guns

[SHAMBA~1.SBB]

"This is Sugar Kitten Cat Face, I'm a yummy male mommy."

[curlicuecal]

"Aside from that, his former fiancee died of Leukemia some time ago as well. Her name was Cecilia.

CECILIA, NO!"

Adam's delivery kills me every time

And then when they mentioned his next girlfriends dying: "Four more girlfriends, NO!"

[curlicuecal]

-“Can a person get MRSA by going to the funeral of a dead person who died of MRSA in the blood?”
-Right, there's just aerosoled MRSA in the air at a dead person’s funeral.
-Depends on what you do at the funeral, I suppose–also “the funeral of a dead person”

[curlicuecal]

So this website has a list of herbs you should stay away from, and it says that if you are pregnant you should, for example, avoid pennyroyal. And I mean, yes, probably, haha, unless you don’t super want to be pregnant. But it also says that if you’re pregnant maybe stay away from nightshade. But, you know. If you’re not pregnant, then fuck it, it’s fine!
-Episode 154: WitchyHow.com

[curlicuecal]

-Number six– leave an area in your yard to grow wild, so that the fairies can play freely.

-Are you sure you’re not thinking of mosquitoes?

-Episode 154: WitchyHow.com

[Moose]

i can't remember what episode it was from but for some fuckin reason i've had "pooping is haram for me" stuck in my head all day, thanks STOG

[SHAMBA~1.SBB]

"Hey duuude, hey dude, wake up!  My asshole uncle's been hittin' me with all sorts of malicious sorceries!"

[Vinny Possum]

"Hey Buddy, a question? Your whole deal, what is it?"

Frank West, Episode 241: Drugs! (SWIM's most euphoric combination)

[Ambious]

"FUR PILE! FUR PILE! FUR PILE!:"

[Wrought]

"You can't spell "suicide" without the "d"!"
-Kumquatxop, 165

[Liatai]

"But they knew kung fu!"
"Kung fu's not sustainable as a career choice!"

- Episode 104

[Mix]

Every now and then I'll just have '♪♫♬ Tai-Chi Harry Potter ♪♫♬' run through my head for absolutely no reason at all.