F Plus Quotes Thread

[Sherman Tank]

Lemon in re: a "loli-loving bisexual anime otaku."
"GO TO JAIL!"

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

"WING-BONER ANYONE?"

"ummm, no thanks I ate"

[Sherman Tank]

"CRICKETS!"

[positive stress]

Reddit: McDonald's

[Sherman Tank]

Isfahan's desperate battle to read that boob inflation fic that included a bunch of insane phrases like "her pudgy eel, replete with sack" and "solipsistic self-consumption" gets me every time.

[Isfahan]

Isfahan's desperate battle to read that boob inflation fic that included a bunch of insane phrases like "her pudgy eel, replete with sack" and "solipsistic self-consumption" gets me every time.

You can tell when the author of the thing you're reading—be it a story or a forum post or whatever—is a manchild or has general fucked-up concepts of sexuality if they can only refer to genitalia via euphemism. This also applies to stories with mature subject matter like descriptive violence or gore but censored foul language, like the Resident Evil script in episode 41.

[Sherman Tank]

"Keep talking about your cock, goddammit, what is wrong with you? This is the internet, tell me about your penis!"

[goombapolice]

"A weak laugh escapes their lips as they sit theirselves upright the realization washing over them that trying to stave off death is useless at that point. Their bloody hand reaches down- WHAT WHY!?"

[Yavuz]

"Okay, first off, I am a chick. I got tits, and a vag, and everything."

ETA: Also, "I'm going to pee in your mouth, bleh!"

[Sherman Tank]

"HELLO. MY NAME IS PETROS. I GIVE TALK CALL: VORTEX BIOSHIELD."

[Sherman Tank]

"You're not Bunnybread and you never will be."

[Sherman Tank]

Lemon: Hey, F Plus.
Jack Chick: Hey Lemon.
Lemon: What... what did we learn from this really really long website?
Bunnybread: The opposite of knowledge.

[Nikaer Drekin]

Portaxx in dumb-girl persona saying that Steve Guttenberg invented the printing press still gets me every time.

[JonRG]

"Finish your sentence, Boots." Lemon's admonishing tone tickles me every time. It's like he's telling Boots to eat his vegetables.

[Sherman Tank]

"Bird knees don't bend backwards!"