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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 489041 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #645
"It's half past fisting."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #646
Heroic Woman in Audience: Would you stand by that statement in court?
Lemon: No! Nooooo!

I really think that audience member should guest on a future episode.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #647
"Curse you, curse your house, and curse your E-mail!"
-Frank West, F Plus Live 5
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F Plus Quotes Thread #648
Lemon: How dare you force me to give my uninformed opinion!

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F Plus Quotes Thread #649
"Um, excuse me, you seem to have dropped your Hatsune Miku figure on the floor. I'm just returning it, in the middle of your rant-"
"DON'T TOUCH IT!!! DON'T TOUCH IT!!! YOU'LL PROBABLY GET NAIL POLISH ALL OVER IT!!"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #650
"I think I just time traveled in the middle of that sentence."
-Frank West, episode 226
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F Plus Quotes Thread #651
"Um, excuse me, you seem to have dropped your Hatsune Miku figure on the floor. I'm just returning it, in the middle of your rant-"
"DON'T TOUCH IT!!! DON'T TOUCH IT!!! YOU'LL PROBABLY GET NAIL POLISH ALL OVER IT!!"
Eider Duck, November 15, 2016, 11:40:07 am

"GOD, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PICK UP... THE WORD THAT YOU SAID THAT I ALSO KNOW"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #652
[poop]

You poop, I jerk off.

(I guess that'd be the long and short of it)
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F Plus Quotes Thread #653
I love EEEVERYTHING about buttholes....'cept the poop.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #654
Frank West: "'I have been planning and working towards taking over the world. I am looking for an INTJ-slash-ENTJ woman with similar goals who wants to align with me and work side by side.'"
Portaxx: "I need an I-N-T-J, an E-N-T-J, or an I-G-O-R."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #655
Adam Bozarth: Boobs really can do anything, can't they? "Yeah, I guess I'm gay now, yum, yum, yum, give me the dicks."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #656
I just re-heard it after a long time of having forgotten it, and I love the weirdly eloquent (if not particularly well-written) gay optometrists.

"Christobel! Oh, Christobel!"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #657
I just re-heard it after a long time of having forgotten it, and I love the weirdly eloquent (if not particularly well-written) gay optometrists.

"Christobel! Oh, Christobel!"
Cleretic, November 18, 2016, 01:18:31 am

You know what, because I'm still really pretty touched by the intro to the latest episode, I'm gonna admit to something: the ridiculists' treatment of this section was when I stopped worrying if this would eventually be a podcast I'd have to quit listening to. You know, like that friend you stop hanging out with as they get more and more involved with those weird subreddits. But the F Plus just dived on into the melodrama without stopping for the cheap "lol they're gay" comedy and I've always really appreciated that.

Also "the handling began inside my SLACKS!!" will always make me laugh no matter how many times I hear it.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #658
[From the quantum jumping episode, where a testimonial claims to be sharing the good news with all their dear friends.]
Isfahan: And then another dear friend came up out of the subway! And another dear friend!
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F Plus Quotes Thread #659
I just re-heard it after a long time of having forgotten it, and I love the weirdly eloquent (if not particularly well-written) gay optometrists.

"Christobel! Oh, Christobel!"
Cleretic, November 18, 2016, 01:18:31 am

You know what, because I'm still really pretty touched by the intro to the latest episode, I'm gonna admit to something: the ridiculists' treatment of this section was when I stopped worrying if this would eventually be a podcast I'd have to quit listening to. You know, like that friend you stop hanging out with as they get more and more involved with those weird subreddits. But the F Plus just dived on into the melodrama without stopping for the cheap "lol they're gay" comedy and I've always really appreciated that.

Also "the handling began inside my SLACKS!!" will always make me laugh no matter how many times I hear it.
Goose l'orange, November 18, 2016, 04:40:32 pm

I suppose it's a weirdly positive sign of social progress when someone writes "this is my story about the league of gay optometrists!!" and the reaction is "wait... why optometrists???"
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