YOUR LOVE IS FADING (https://youtu.be/tWdgAMYjYSs?t=47s)
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Post by: montrith on October 25, 2015, 04:29:51 pm
It's good to know that when it comes to Gordon Ramsay, even his penis is raging.
EDIT: Okay, I've listened to the whole thing now, and that got a lot weirder than I ever realized it would.
Fun fact: The recording of Fplus Live 4 is about 3 hours or so. If my calculations are correct, something like an hour of that was from the stuff I found on my computer or in my bookmarks.
Maybe I should get help.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 25, 2015, 04:37:04 pm
NutshellGulag's cooking has visibly sickened me. It looks like a Frankenstein dick.
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Post by: Glitterbomber on October 25, 2015, 05:10:41 pm
NutshellGulag's cooking has visibly sickened me. It looks like a Frankenstein dick. GirlKisser420, October 25, 2015, 04:37:04 pm
I've had many a terrible gelatin dish and even by my fucked up standards that was bad to see.
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Post by: Ambious on October 25, 2015, 07:13:19 pm
Lost faith in humanity at "Anne Frank The Hedgehog"
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Post by: TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan on October 25, 2015, 07:52:03 pm
I felt ashamed at calling that before it happened.
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Post by: KingKalamari on October 25, 2015, 08:06:59 pm
"Oh Clyde, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard come out of your mouth, and I've known you a long time"
Jesus Sonny, could you be more of an asshole?
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Post by: LINDA on October 25, 2015, 10:04:31 pm
Nutshell and Adam's videos gave the recordings a wonderfully cheesy variety show vibe.
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 25, 2015, 11:17:32 pm
It's a good thing Kumquatxop didn't know how to pronounce any of the names from Babylon 5 because I think if he had I would be dead.
Amazing show, thanks everyone involved!
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on October 25, 2015, 11:33:55 pm
I personally am bothered by the fact that you look very much like me. I do own significantly fewer metal tees though A Meat, October 26, 2015, 08:05:33 am
if it makes you feel better i just chopped all my hair off!
Also what the hell are you waiting for? Go get some metal tees!
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Post by: MyFaceBeHi on October 26, 2015, 04:15:25 pm
What I will say is Chris Collision got your metal ass beat with his totally metal (ginger) moustache! All in all I will say I don't think I have laughed so much and simultaneously strained my ears to be able to hear what's going on, and that's in both the audio and video versions.
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Post by: Positronic on October 26, 2015, 08:36:09 pm
Finally, the face of the FPlus that I anticipated seeing the most--Nutshell's cat! What a cutie.
My favorite segment was My Dark Dreams, because it's hard to beat "This piece was edited for time!" and weapon tabouleh.
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on October 26, 2015, 08:55:20 pm
What I will say is Chris Collision got your metal ass beat with his totally metal (ginger) moustache! All in all I will say I don't think I have laughed so much and simultaneously strained my ears to be able to hear what's going on, and that's in both the audio and video versions. MyFaceBeHi, October 26, 2015, 04:15:25 pm
he & i MAY have had a conversation about Nazareth
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Post by: NutshellGulag on October 27, 2015, 12:02:02 am
Finally, the face of the FPlus that I anticipated seeing the most--Nutshell's cat! What a cutie.
My favorite segment was My Dark Dreams, because it's hard to beat "This piece was edited for time!" and weapon tabouleh. Positronic, October 26, 2015, 08:36:09 pm
Yaaaaay my cat!
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Post by: Sun Smasher on October 27, 2015, 09:38:00 am
I feel like I'm late enough to this party that this question has been asked, but I'm gonna ask anyway and not feel bad about it. Were all the F+ shirts sold at the live event or were there by chance any leftovers us poor schlubs who couldn't make it can lick up from the floor?
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on October 27, 2015, 09:55:09 am
I feel like I'm late enough to this party that this question has been asked, but I'm gonna ask anyway and not feel bad about it. Were all the F+ shirts sold at the live event or were there by chance any leftovers us poor schlubs who couldn't make it can lick up from the floor? Sun Smasher, October 27, 2015, 09:38:00 am
Do you wear XL? A second run of shirts is printing since the first batch went super fast. hyperlink to web-site (http://thefpl.us/also-made/internet-jerseys) XL's are the only ones left from the first batch
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Post by: Lemon on October 27, 2015, 10:19:03 am
There's a single XL left and ready to ship today. (Just sold)
The second batch of shirts was purchased yesterday and should be up for sale the weekend of November 14th, after the people who preordered can secure their first dibs.
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Post by: Trav on October 27, 2015, 11:19:58 am
I'm just glad a bunch of the audience heckling got kept in, it was a bit better than last year where people on stage would react to something from the crowd which was almost inaudible.
Lemon, I know you said the recording audio wasn't great, but I think you did a damn fine job of what you had to work with in the end.
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Post by: memorylikeasieve on October 27, 2015, 02:18:38 pm
... Jesus H Christ, I could fuckin dump a box of Alphabits on the floor and end up with something that made more sense than that Sonic time travel travesty.
In other words, well-chosen.
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Post by: Sun Smasher on October 27, 2015, 03:28:44 pm
There's a single XL left and ready to ship today. (Just sold)
The second batch of shirts was purchased yesterday and should be up for sale the weekend of November 14th, after the people who preordered can secure their first dibs. Lemon, October 27, 2015, 10:19:03 am
Excellent. I'll be wifi-less until the 20th so hopefully I won't be too late, lol.
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Post by: JonRG on October 27, 2015, 08:20:12 pm
As a New Jersian I think I might die before this first reading is over. At least they put in the proper amount of fat jokes. KnitOneKillTwo, October 26, 2015, 08:38:45 am
Sup, fellow Jerseyan? I actually got that script signed by Frank West because it made me laugh so much. :D
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Post by: Knitting Machine on October 28, 2015, 07:57:20 am
As a New Jersian I think I might die before this first reading is over. At least they put in the proper amount of fat jokes. KnitOneKillTwo, October 26, 2015, 08:38:45 am
Sup, fellow Jerseyan? I actually got that script signed by Frank West because it made me laugh so much. :D Nyarai, October 27, 2015, 08:20:12 pm
I think I must live in the wrong part of Jersey, because I've never seen a sausage and pepper stand in my life. Also I feel the author really fumbled by not putting the phrase "pork roll" anywhere.
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Post by: montrith on October 28, 2015, 09:10:01 am
I'd seriously recommend everyone looks up "My Dark Dreams", aka Killer Werewolves as it used to be called. The whole "script" is basically huge paragraphs of text full of the most bizarre spelling errors. For example, here is one sentence from the performance as it was originally written down.
Frowshufly then everyone hurd it a halow coming from out side the creacher was out.
Editing this to an actual script was actually quite fun, especially when Tony just spouted whole, incoherent paragraphs of dialogue without anyone else getting a word in.
By the way, my favorite misspelling is between "drangdrus" and "investedageta".
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Post by: JonRG on October 28, 2015, 03:10:29 pm
As a New Jersian I think I might die before this first reading is over. At least they put in the proper amount of fat jokes. KnitOneKillTwo, October 26, 2015, 08:38:45 am
Sup, fellow Jerseyan? I actually got that script signed by Frank West because it made me laugh so much. :D Nyarai, October 27, 2015, 08:20:12 pm
I think I must live in the wrong part of Jersey, because I've never seen a sausage and pepper stand in my life. Also I feel the author really fumbled by not putting the phrase "pork roll" anywhere. KnitOneKillTwo, October 28, 2015, 07:57:20 am
I thought the same thing. Maybe it's just a shore thing.
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on October 28, 2015, 04:28:57 pm
I've seen sausage and pepper stands, but only in New York City. Then again, I haven't been to any big cities in New Jersey aside from the Newark airport.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 28, 2015, 04:43:04 pm
I've seen them in long island, so maybe it's a bridge and tunnel person thing
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Post by: Gyro on October 28, 2015, 10:16:20 pm
Y'know that Paula Dean x Gordon Ramsay thing was probably taking the piss, but I laughed myself to death at it anyway.
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on October 29, 2015, 04:04:24 am
Even things that are intentionally weird can be absurd and interesting. I don't think I'd enjoy any F Plus topic less if it turned out to all be a hoax, because these sorts of things take dedication and creativity and weirdness, whether it's sincere or ironic.
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Post by: MyFaceBeHi on October 30, 2015, 01:00:24 pm
Y'know that Paula Dean x Gordon Ramsay thing was probably taking the piss, but I laughed myself to death at it anyway. Gyro, October 28, 2015, 10:16:20 pm
I was disappointed the phrase "dick milk" wasn't called "dick ranch," you know, just to make the monster cockogy even worse.
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Post by: slambam on October 30, 2015, 03:39:20 pm
just to make the monster cockogy even worse [/quote]
this is my favorite instance of this word replacement yet.
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Post by: JamEngulfer on October 31, 2015, 11:47:21 am
I'm ever so slightly disappointed at the low audio quality on these. It's a shame, but ah well.
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 31, 2015, 11:49:35 am
I'm ever so slightly disappointed at the low audio quality on these. It's a shame, but ah well. JamEngulfer, October 31, 2015, 11:47:21 am
try having a party in a recording booth and get back to me on this
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Post by: Mique on October 31, 2015, 02:50:22 pm
I'm ever so slightly disappointed at the low audio quality on these. It's a shame, but ah well. JamEngulfer, October 31, 2015, 11:47:21 am
I'll record the audio separately next time so there's a backup if anything goes wrong. In the mean time, try turning on YouTube's automatic captions if you're having any trouble understanding anything.
(http://i.imgur.com/uRhJaOd.jpg)
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Post by: McMillan and Waifu on October 31, 2015, 08:30:47 pm
Great job F Plus! I thought Anne Frank the Hedgehog was going to be the weirdest/worst piece of the night, but then the Harry Potter/Babylon 5 crossover hurt me in ways that I didn't know I could still be hurt in.
ALSO: WU! TANG! WU! TANG! WU! TANG!
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Post by: Locclo on October 31, 2015, 08:31:27 pm
I'm ever so slightly disappointed at the low audio quality on these. It's a shame, but ah well. JamEngulfer, October 31, 2015, 11:47:21 am
I'll record the audio separately next time so there's a backup if anything goes wrong. In the mean time, try turning on YouTube's automatic captions if you're having any trouble understanding anything.Mique, October 31, 2015, 02:50:22 pm
I don't know that there's enough for a full episode, but now I really want to hear the F Plus read Youtube captions off of random videos.
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Post by: Frank West on October 31, 2015, 11:55:19 pm
I'm ever so slightly disappointed at the low audio quality on these. It's a shame, but ah well. JamEngulfer, October 31, 2015, 11:47:21 am
I'll record the audio separately next time so there's a backup if anything goes wrong. In the mean time, try turning on YouTube's automatic captions if you're having any trouble understanding anything.Mique, October 31, 2015, 02:50:22 pm
I don't know that there's enough for a full episode, but now I really want to hear the F Plus read Youtube captions off of random videos. Locclo, October 31, 2015, 08:31:27 pm
New Quite Exasperating segment?
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Post by: Sherman Tank on November 01, 2015, 05:17:50 am
Great job F Plus! I thought Anne Frank the Hedgehog was going to be the weirdest/worst piece of the night, but then the Harry Potter/Babylon 5 crossover hurt me in ways that I didn't know I could still be hurt in. McMillan and Waifu, October 31, 2015, 08:30:47 pm
Yeah. As soon as heard the name "Jeffrey Sinclair" I knew that bad, bad things were going to happen. Had I been there for the show, the audio would have me saying "Oh goddamnit" at that point.
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Post by: montrith on November 01, 2015, 11:32:16 am
I'm ever so slightly disappointed at the low audio quality on these. It's a shame, but ah well. JamEngulfer, October 31, 2015, 11:47:21 am
I'll record the audio separately next time so there's a backup if anything goes wrong. In the mean time, try turning on YouTube's automatic captions if you're having any trouble understanding anything.Mique, October 31, 2015, 02:50:22 pm
I don't know that there's enough for a full episode, but now I really want to hear the F Plus read Youtube captions off of random videos. Locclo, October 31, 2015, 08:31:27 pm
My assumption is that the main microphone wasn't being fed into the recording, so they had to repurpose the audio from the camera instead. It certainly didn't sound like the audio from a proper stage mic, unless something went funny somewhere in the connections. The reason I figure it's from the camera is because the sound has the characteristics of being recorded at a really low bitrate.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 01, 2015, 12:36:35 pm
I only listen to my terrible things read with enthusiasm in flac
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Post by: JamEngulfer on November 01, 2015, 07:09:28 pm
I mean, it is the only real audio format, right? Right?
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 01, 2015, 11:50:12 pm
Listened to the episodes while cleaning today, which was welcome company. However, I'm just laying down for bed, snuggling with my cats, and I just have the phrase "Dick Milk" repeating in my head, over and over.
I'm gonna have some fucked up dreams.
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Post by: QueenSyreen on November 02, 2015, 06:17:33 pm
I am hardly ever audible in here, and that is Good.
Man, you wouldn't think that a person could forgetting bellowing 'Wikihow! Wikihow! Wikihow!' while in the depths of some sort of bad sex cult, but I sure did.
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Post by: Zynchilada on November 03, 2015, 09:09:54 pm
I was one of the officers in My Dark Dreams :D my apologies to the other officer who was clearly Klarissa, as i had totally called myself Jeff earlier (oops). In my (poor) defense I was really drunk and exited to be on stage, haha.
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Post by: Ambious on November 04, 2015, 01:57:07 am
For the next FPL I want a dedicated microphone for the crowd. Whatever little heckling I could pick up was amazing.
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Post by: Boots Raingear on November 04, 2015, 06:05:20 am
We had that, but the mixer I brought was dead and I had to scramble together a less than ideal recording set up and ditched the crowd mic.
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Post by: Ambious on November 04, 2015, 09:11:56 am
We had that, but the mixer I brought was dead and I had to scramble together a less than ideal recording set up and ditched the crowd mic. Boots Raingear, November 04, 2015, 06:05:20 am
Ahh. That's a shame.
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Post by: Gyro on November 04, 2015, 10:17:04 am
Boots Raingear, I just want you to know, you're my favorite original character in the Wikihow fandom.
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Post by: Adam Bozarth on November 04, 2015, 10:50:43 am
I also brought a recorder for that purpose to FPL3 and Jack Chick knocked it to the floor while asking "Hands up, who wants rape?"
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on November 04, 2015, 11:32:46 am
I also brought a recorder for that purpose to FPL3 and Jack Chick knocked it to the floor while asking "Hands up, who wants rape?" Adam Bozarth, November 04, 2015, 10:50:43 am
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Post by: Sun Smasher on November 23, 2015, 04:47:10 pm
There's a single XL left and ready to ship today. (Just sold)
The second batch of shirts was purchased yesterday and should be up for sale the weekend of November 14th, after the people who preordered can secure their first dibs. Lemon, October 27, 2015, 10:19:03 am
I got it right before I had to leave on the last leg of my journey. Representing in Cancun.