Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Open offices are so popular right now because they're perfectly suited to the current tech company mindset. Specifically, they're a way for a company to look like they're doing something new, fostering community, and breaking the old rules while actually cutting corners, being cheap, and making people miserable.

My brain changed that to “Open orifices”

"...and if you should have any troubles or questions, my orifice is always open!"

[Eider Duck]

The film version of Phantom of the Opera would have been a hundred times better if Antonio Banderas was The Phantom

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Sanguinary Novel, please, get off ballp.it and write the cover letter already. Just do it.

Sanguinary, pls

[cat_examiner]

law of sines is really more of a suggestion kids, you don't have to use it every damn place

[chai tea latte]

The Cold War was a period in which the two great powers of the world, the USA and USSR adhered to a policy of "beef on sight"

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Mambo no.5, yes, keep running this shit into the ground with consolified sequels. Fuck you,, Lou Bega and fuck you Bobby Kotick most of all..

[A Meat]

Mambo no.5, yes, keep running this shit into the ground with consolified sequels. Fuck you,, Lou Bega and fuck you Bobby Kotick most of all..

wow, nice Pérez Prado erasure there

[Wrought]

Here's to You, Nicola and Bart Simpson

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

If Matthew Barney is such a genius how come he misspelled "Remaster" in the title of his own movie

[Wrought]

There was a shooting in Onanole, Manitoba this morning, and it recommended it as trending to me on twitter. For about 5 seconds I was very upset and confused because I thought twitter had recommended me "Onahole"

[ikaribattousai]

Every time I see screenshots of Tumblr comments I think their nesting system was designed by someone who saw the system on reddit and thought, "I bet I can make something MUCH worse than this."

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

I want girl with the wrong qualifications
Who's odd and lumpy
And lacks any tact
She's playing on a forum
She's putting up a post
She's fucking up lyrics
And has completely lost track

I want a girl with a tight shirt and the wroooooooooong bra size

[Shell Game]

I keep forgetting who the bad guys are on twitter and all of the drama makes no sense.

usually the bad guys are big and speak in a scary, bass-y voice. they tend to have the coolest outfits

[A Meat]

Ragtime Workout Playlist

[Frank West]

emoji4emoji, a system where you agree to put emoji reactions on people's posts if they put one on yours.