Every fucking search I make brings out results from Experience Project. Then again, I do search for stuff like "people who are in love with Godzilla". Sometimes making Fplus docs is its own reward.
montrith, January 28, 2014, 09:25:11 am
I see Fred bottled water at the grocery store. I guess it was always there, but I never noticed it (him?) until after I listened to the bottled water ep.Fred now makes a wide variety of novelty drinking glasses and ice trays... I hope they spontaneously combust if you fill them with tap water.
Garbage Dacey, January 28, 2014, 08:44:14 pm
While my best bread pudding recipe comes from allrecipes.com, every so often I face the temptation to enter in search terms like "sprite" or "cheetos".
Cuddlesquid, January 29, 2014, 12:40:44 am
While my best bread pudding recipe comes from allrecipes.com, every so often I face the temptation to enter in search terms like "sprite" or "cheetos".
Cuddlesquid, January 29, 2014, 12:40:44 am
Who else had a moment of freaky internet/real life synchronicity when they read from WikiHow on this week's Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me?I just posted that in the WikiHow thread. It made me laugh so hard I cried.
🍆, September 13, 2014, 11:10:06 pm
I would not suggest anyone who isn't a fan of negativity and criticism listen to the podcast
Mister Smalls, January 07, 2015, 12:02:40 pm
"Are you a fan of negativity and criticism?" seems like a really loaded question.
Bobalay, January 07, 2015, 03:37:03 pm
Shroomery user?
fifty cents, January 12, 2015, 03:21:07 pm
I was just thinking 'aw I can't think of anything paticular to put in this thread even though i have some crazy friends' and then I go on tumblr and one of the first posts I see is a person i follow asking their followers for tips as they start trying astral projection. ah yes i forgot i followed surprisingly sweet crazy fictionkin furries
I mean, I also have a friend who has an altar to Odin because they're Norse Pantheon Neopagan but that's not too strange.... right?
I may also have very little grip on what is truly very strange
YetAnotherAmber, January 27, 2015, 12:49:09 am
(or wait, was the episode on that JUST sherlock).It was. It's still the only episode I've never been able to listen to more than once, because it legitimately felt like something precious from my childhood had been jizzed on. I think a Superwholock episode of F Plus might contain actually lethal amounts of secondhand embarrassment.
QueenSyreen, January 26, 2015, 09:32:47 pm
(or wait, was the episode on that JUST sherlock).It was. It's still the only episode I've never been able to listen to more than once, because it legitimately felt like something precious from my childhood had been jizzed on. I think a Superwholock episode of F Plus might contain actually lethal amounts of secondhand embarrassment.
QueenSyreen, January 26, 2015, 09:32:47 pm
Cuddlesquid with cranberry sauce, January 27, 2015, 11:02:08 am
Alright, who's gonna make the superwholockdoc
fruithag, January 27, 2015, 11:03:59 am
Once at the state fair (in minnesota, mind you) I was working at an ice cream stand and three huge guys sporting Insane Clown Posse shirts came up to get ice cream. I had a moment of awe upon realizing that i was giving juggalos ice cream
YetAnotherAmber, January 28, 2015, 08:22:24 pm
I watch a lot of videos of people playing vidyagames in my spare time and in one of the ones I watched recently the topic suddenly turned to jelqing. Like, in a joking context, but it was still weird as shit, and they talked about the wet towel thing.
Tiny Prancer, January 31, 2015, 01:04:31 am
I spent the $10 just so I could share this: I met the author of "Tears of a Clown".
I went to a Nanowrimo meetup (my first mistake) back in November and ran into her. She appeared normal on all accounts: steady job, getting married, kept mostly to herself. The only reason it came up at all was because she was 'so excited' because all of a sudden people were buying copies of her book! And she had no idea what caused the spike in sales!
I didn't tell her. I couldn't tell her.
KnitOneKillTwo, January 30, 2015, 12:16:28 pm
I went to a Nanowrimo meetup (my first mistake) back in NovemberKnitOneKillTwo, January 30, 2015, 12:16:28 pm
I went to a Nanowrimo meetup (my first mistake) back in NovemberKnitOneKillTwo, January 30, 2015, 12:16:28 pm
Well, now that you're here, you might as well share stories about the meetup, too. Please.
Isfahan, February 01, 2015, 01:42:28 pm
Hahaha*sound of glass breaking*
YOU JUST CALLED DOWN THE NANOWRIMO THUNDER
Isfahan, February 01, 2015, 03:42:41 pm
Eventually, you get tired of fighting people you like being around.
Adam Bozarth, February 11, 2015, 10:55:04 am
I can't imagine the abject horror I would feel if some random person told me about the fanfics they read. Jeeesus
goombapolice, February 12, 2015, 06:43:51 am
I can't imagine the abject horror I would feel if some random person told me about the fanfics they read. Jeeesus
goombapolice, February 12, 2015, 06:43:51 am
Let me tell you, somehow getting trapped in a conversation with a person intent on talking to you all about their shitty fanart is unpleasant.
A Meat, February 12, 2015, 09:57:46 am
I can't imagine the abject horror I would feel if some random person told me about the fanfics they read. Jeeesus
goombapolice, February 12, 2015, 06:43:51 am
Let me tell you, somehow getting trapped in a conversation with a person intent on talking to you all about their shitty fanart is unpleasant.
A Meat, February 12, 2015, 09:57:46 am
Many years ago I was once trapped in a car for three hours with a guy who wouldn't stop talking about his idea for an ultra-violent sex filled furry webcomic. Not that he wanted to draw or even write it, he just wanted to be the ideas guy for it.
KnitOneKillTwo, February 12, 2015, 10:16:09 am
I have a legit gangstalking paranoid person living near me. They have a sign pushing some website "gangstalking.com" and a sign that says "Continuous harassement 2005-NOW".
I want to take pictures, but I'm worried about them thinking I am one of the stalkers and ending up shot.
I'm Not On Twitter, February 25, 2015, 03:05:39 pm
Now it might not sound that extreme, but it was the first time I was ever exposed to that side of Anime, and then came the scariest part when she told me that her mother was also a fan and that they moderated the community together.
Ambious, February 25, 2015, 03:59:50 pm
Now it might not sound that extreme, but it was the first time I was ever exposed to that side of Anime, and then came the scariest part when she told me that her mother was also a fan and that they moderated the community together.
Ambious, February 25, 2015, 03:59:50 pm
If that isn't legal cause to bring in CPS then it really really ought to be
Bobalay, February 25, 2015, 04:13:16 pm
I actually have a metal wire frame Orgone (non-Pyradyne) pyramid at my old house. It was given to me in the mid-90s by my grandma who is a schizophrenic, and who thinks that after losing WWII Hitler escaped to his secret base in the Antarctic and now controls the US government's foreign policy. I assume that this is Pyradyne's target demographic.
Cat Planet, February 25, 2015, 07:22:39 pm
Oh, and I also know a person who has a waifu (Suiseiseki from Rozen Maiden). It makes me sad because he's not a bad person and neither is he fat or greasy, he just really got into the Japanese hikikomori subculture and he thinks that it makes him cool and philosophical, unlike all the mundanes. He is 24 and he really should grow out of it by this point. Someday, I will get him to have sex with a live person...
He also should get his head out of his ass in regards to women having imperfections or bad habits, as if occasionally getting drunk or stoned is worse for health than staying in your room watching anime all day!
Cat Planet, February 25, 2015, 07:56:34 pm
Tell him that his waifu is garbage tier
Smoking Crow, February 26, 2015, 01:24:57 am
I worked with a Raw Food Vegan type person for a month. He was the most anorexic person I've met, and was clearly not mentally well, but nothing I tried to say had any effect because I was a dirty meat eater. He brought these gross looking vegetable drinks for lunch, but sometimes he would break and eat some hummus like a sane person. I wonder how he is now.
A Meat, February 26, 2015, 02:34:59 am
I worked with a Raw Food Vegan type person for a month. He was the most anorexic person I've met, and was clearly not mentally well, but nothing I tried to say had any effect because I was a dirty meat eater. He brought these gross looking vegetable drinks for lunch, but sometimes he would break and eat some hummus like a sane person. I wonder how he is now.
A Meat, February 26, 2015, 02:34:59 am
Humus isn't vegan? :-|
Ambious, February 26, 2015, 03:46:56 am
I worked with a Raw Food Vegan type person for a month. He was the most anorexic person I've met, and was clearly not mentally well, but nothing I tried to say had any effect because I was a dirty meat eater. He brought these gross looking vegetable drinks for lunch, but sometimes he would break and eat some hummus like a sane person. I wonder how he is now.
A Meat, February 26, 2015, 02:34:59 am
Humus isn't vegan? :-|
Ambious, February 26, 2015, 03:46:56 am
Oh, and I also know a person who has a waifu (Suiseiseki from Rozen Maiden). It makes me sad because he's not a bad person and neither is he fat or greasy, he just really got into the Japanese hikikomori subculture and he thinks that it makes him cool and philosophical, unlike all the mundanes. He is 24 and he really should grow out of it by this point. Someday, I will get him to have sex with a live person...
He also should get his head out of his ass in regards to women having imperfections or bad habits, as if occasionally getting drunk or stoned is worse for health than staying in your room watching anime all day!
Cat Planet, February 25, 2015, 07:56:34 pm
Tell him that his waifu is garbage tier
Smoking Crow, February 26, 2015, 01:24:57 am
Oh, and I also know a person who has a waifu (Suiseiseki from Rozen Maiden). It makes me sad because he's not a bad person and neither is he fat or greasy, he just really got into the Japanese hikikomori subculture and he thinks that it makes him cool and philosophical, unlike all the mundanes. He is 24 and he really should grow out of it by this point. Someday, I will get him to have sex with a live person...
He also should get his head out of his ass in regards to women having imperfections or bad habits, as if occasionally getting drunk or stoned is worse for health than staying in your room watching anime all day!
Cat Planet, February 25, 2015, 07:56:34 pm
Tell him that his waifu is garbage tier
Smoking Crow, February 26, 2015, 01:24:57 am
it's tragically telling that his waifu is the character 4chan was obsessed with like almost ten years ago
Tiny Prancer, February 26, 2015, 04:08:03 am
Many years ago I was once trapped in a car for three hours with a guy who wouldn't stop talking about his idea for an ultra-violent sex filled furry webcomic. Not that he wanted to draw or even write it, he just wanted to be the ideas guy for it.KnitOneKillTwo, February 12, 2015, 10:16:09 am
I just found out that a guy I knew when we were in 6th grade goes to my college. Back then he was an obnoxious guy who wanted to do literally nothing but larp sonic. Literally.
Now. He's a weight gain fetish furry. I'm terrified.
http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/chiinferno/ please be terrified with me
YetAnotherAmber, March 06, 2015, 12:12:05 am
MY MOM LITERALLY JUST FUCKING TOLD SHE WANTS ME TO GO TO A LIVE-IN TREATMENT CENTER
MY FUCKING MOTHER TOLD ME
I NEED ASSISTED FUCKING LIVING
BECAUSE I DISSOCIATE BECAUSE I’M MULTIPLE BECAUSE I’M MENTALLY ILL AND CAN’T TAKE CARE OF MYSELF JUST HEY GO TO A FUCKING TREATMENT CENTER GO TO RESIDENTIAL CARE BECAUSE I WOULD LITERALLY RATHER SPEND SHITLOADS OF MY MONEY ON STUFF YOU DON’T NEED THAN ACTUALLY FUCKING BE YOUR MOTHER AND TAKE CARE OF YOU AND LISTEN TO YOU AND COMMUNICATE WHAT YOUR NEEDS ARE
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE FUCKING OPENED UP TO HER
AND SHE THINKS THE REASON I’M UPSET IS BECAUSE I THINK TREATMENT CENTERS ARE BAD OR SOMETHING NOT BECAUSE SHE THINKS HER DISABLED SON BELONGS IN THE LOONY BIN
CAUSE GOD FUCKING FORBID
I EVER KNOW WHAT’S BEST FOR ME
BUT WHO FUCKING CARES BECAUSE I DON’T JUST HAVE UNIPOLAR DEPRESSION OR ANXIETY OR SOMETHING THAT CAN BE FIXED WITH PILLS AND A POSITIVE ATTITUDE AND WHATEVER MAGICAL UNICORN THERAPISTS WORK FOR PEOPLE
There is a poser vampire on the bus with me right nowCould it be a Friday the 13th thing?
He has fangs and a cape
Smoking Crow, March 13, 2015, 06:35:49 pm
There is a poser vampire on the bus with me right nowCould it be a Friday the 13th thing?
He has fangs and a cape
Smoking Crow, March 13, 2015, 06:35:49 pm
Ambious, March 13, 2015, 07:13:09 pm
There is a poser vampire on the bus with me right now
He has fangs and a cape
Smoking Crow, March 13, 2015, 06:35:49 pm
My friend works in a restaurant nearby this cult's (http://www.discoversamuel.com) annual get together.
The stories are fantastic.
FattyBoBatty, March 16, 2015, 05:58:57 pm
My friend works in a restaurant nearby this cult's (http://www.discoversamuel.com) annual get together.
The stories are fantastic.
FattyBoBatty, March 16, 2015, 05:58:57 pm
The best story I've heard is that they are militant vegans, but they can't eat garlic or onions because they taint the soul.
FattyBoBatty, March 17, 2015, 02:19:14 am
Some years ago, I found myself really needing a new place to live. I knew someone who knew someone who needed a housemate. Basically, because I was not in the position to be picky, I accepted it without too many questions. My housemates were an annoying pothead hippie her 7 year old, and a furry. Not just any furry, mind you, but the head of some sort of local furry chapter. He was significantly overweight, bull-necked, bullet-headed, and extremely unattractive - like algae on the gene pool unattractive. So ya, basically the worst stereotype. Given that we shared a house, I tried very hard to be nice to this person and I wasn't interested in making him feel judged or shitty about himself - even though I don't fucking understand the furry thing to save my life. Here's what living with the ultimate furry stereotype was like:
- He'd invite hoards (packs, flocks, gaggles...?) of his gender-ambiguous, socially awkward, and sometimes downright creepy friends over for furry barbecues. It was a great people watching experience. I'm sure the old, Mormon neighbor lady though so, too.
- Leave his ENORMOUS - like where the hell did he find them this big?! - condoms in the toilet after having selfy-selfy time in his bedroom. Apparently, he preferred his butt toys to be generously sized.
- Smoke pot all day and then complain that he smoked pot all day.
- Wear satyr-leg costume while lounging about the house, all while letting his enormous, bulbous, hairy belly (and back) hang out for everyone to see. \
- The never cleaning anything and eating everyone's food probably goes without saying.
- And perhaps the most upsetting for me personally: I had just washed my face in the bathroom before bed and I picked up the hand towel on the rack beside the sink. I used it ON MY FACE before realizing it had been used to mop up my furry housemate's body hair after he had shaved himself...everywhere. My face was COVERED in his back, chest, and pubic hair. There are no words to describe my horror.
Mistress Eva, March 20, 2015, 12:23:31 pm
- Leave his ENORMOUS - like where the hell did he find them this big?! - condoms in the toilet after having selfy-selfy time in his bedroom. Apparently, he preferred his butt toys to be generously sized.
Mistress Eva, March 20, 2015, 12:23:31 pm
- Leave his ENORMOUS - like where the hell did he find them this big?! - condoms in the toilet after having selfy-selfy time in his bedroom. Apparently, he preferred his butt toys to be generously sized.
Mistress Eva, March 20, 2015, 12:23:31 pm
Why was he using condoms while masturbating, what am I missing
Mister Smalls, March 29, 2015, 02:48:29 am
Life hacks for pervs.I guess putting a condom on your dildo is easier than cleaning it every time you stick it in your ass.- Leave his ENORMOUS - like where the hell did he find them this big?! - condoms in the toilet after having selfy-selfy time in his bedroom. Apparently, he preferred his butt toys to be generously sized.
Mistress Eva, March 20, 2015, 12:23:31 pm
Why was he using condoms while masturbating, what am I missing
Mister Smalls, March 29, 2015, 02:48:29 am
A Meat, March 29, 2015, 03:03:29 am
Life hacks for pervs.
Mistress Eva, March 29, 2015, 07:16:58 pm
I just remembered that I know a Druid who works at a Gamestop and writes page long screeds about how no one believes in him because he wants to be a game dev but doesn't know how to program
Smoking Crow, March 30, 2015, 02:47:26 pm
Most of the money on my mom's side of my family comes from the business that my grandma's brother started. This is a thing that I have known my entire life. I remember as a kid asking my mom what her brother's job is, and she told me he works for her uncle's company, and I asked what it was, and she said they sold toys. I accepted this, lost interest in the topic, and never brought it up again. Well, today I just found out from my brother that it's a multinational, award-winning sex toy manufacturer. They sell dildos, monster cock beads, strap-ons, etc, but their award-winning product is their full-size sex dolls modeled after real living female porn stars. They recently released a line of artificial ass/pussy combos modeled after Farrah Abraham from MTV's Teen Mom. There is a video on the "about our company" page with my mom's cousin in it only a few moments after showing how they make the molds for the artificial vaginas, and I'm going to throw up
fruithag, April 01, 2015, 09:01:39 pm
My friend works in a restaurant nearby this cult's (http://www.discoversamuel.com) annual get together.Oh my god, so many colors. What I would give for a fun cult to visit my workplace...
The stories are fantastic.
FattyBoBatty, March 16, 2015, 05:58:57 pm
The person sitting in front of me on the bus is reading hardcore hentai pornography. It looks like there is an anthropomorphized alarm clock getting boned.
UPDATE: Holy shit, you know those little leather loops on subways and busses that people use for stabilization? They are women in this. The vajay-jay is the loop. Holy fuck this guy is a pervert.
FattyBoBatty, April 10, 2015, 03:13:25 pm
The person sitting in front of me on the bus is reading hardcore hentai pornography. It looks like there is an anthropomorphized alarm clock getting boned.
UPDATE: Holy shit, you know those little leather loops on subways and busses that people use for stabilization? They are women in this. The vajay-jay is the loop. Holy fuck this guy is a pervert.
FattyBoBatty, April 10, 2015, 03:13:25 pm
They were regular sized women.FattyBoBatty, April 12, 2015, 09:26:36 pm
They were regular sized women. I kind of want to find the comic to see how much weirder it gets.
FattyBoBatty, April 12, 2015, 09:26:36 pm
Holy shit, you were not kidding. I'm three pages in and very worried because if this is how bad it is at the beginning, I'm scared to see how it gets weird from hereyou don't actually have to finish reading it if you don't want to
Okay, yeah, this is genuinely one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen. This is literally the concept of objectifying women taken to the most extreme possible and you probably should have called the police on the guy you saw reading it. Also I don't know the context but even the one female character in this world who isn't an object is calling this dude "master" so I can only assume he's going to fuck her at some point. Which is just great because she looks like she's 12! Nice. You were really, really not kidding about double incognito. I feel dirty.
fruithag, April 17, 2015, 02:37:48 pm
you don't actually have to finish reading it if you don't want to
chai tea latte, April 17, 2015, 02:51:20 pm
Holy shit, you were not kidding. I'm three pages in and very worried because if this is how bad it is at the beginning, I'm scared to see how it gets weird from here
Okay, yeah, this is genuinely one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen. This is literally the concept of objectifying women taken to the most extreme possible and you probably should have called the police on the guy you saw reading it. Also I don't know the context but even the one female character in this world who isn't an object is calling this dude "master" so I can only assume he's going to fuck her at some point. Which is just great because she looks like she's 12! Nice. You were really, really not kidding about double incognito. I feel dirty.
Oh never mind what am I saying, of course she's an object! She's like his smartphone. I'm guessing he's still going to have sex with her though
fruithag, April 17, 2015, 02:37:48 pm
the lady urinal was pretty fucked up i have to give them that
Smoking Crow, April 17, 2015, 04:39:59 pm
the lady urinal was pretty fucked up i have to give them that
Smoking Crow, April 17, 2015, 04:39:59 pm
Fixed that for you.
Seriously, what part of this is supposed to be sexy? Even the main character just seems to be bored with all these women/objects. You'd think in a comic like this at least one character would get some sort of pleasure out of it, but he seems just about ready to commit suicide, which is not such a bad idea considering the world he lives in. Oh, and he does fuck one of the girls and calls it "masturbating with a love doll", so that's lovely. It's not the most fucked up thing I've seen, but it takes the cake for shear dull, joyless monotony in a crazy sex comic.
montrith, April 17, 2015, 05:31:09 pm
Seriously, what part of this is supposed to be sexy? Even the main character just seems to be bored with all these women/objects. You'd think in a comic like this at least one character would get some sort of pleasure out of it, but he seems just about ready to commit suicide, which is not such a bad idea considering the world he lives in. Oh, and he does fuck one of the girls and calls it "masturbating with a love doll", so that's lovely. It's not the most fucked up thing I've seen, but it takes the cake for shear dull, joyless monotony in a crazy sex comic.
montrith, April 17, 2015, 05:31:09 pm
the lady urinal was pretty fucked up i have to give them that
Smoking Crow, April 17, 2015, 04:39:59 pm
Fixed that for you.
Seriously, what part of this is supposed to be sexy? Even the main character just seems to be bored with all these women/objects. You'd think in a comic like this at least one character would get some sort of pleasure out of it, but he seems just about ready to commit suicide, which is not such a bad idea considering the world he lives in. Oh, and he does fuck one of the girls and calls it "masturbating with a love doll", so that's lovely. It's not the most fucked up thing I've seen, but it takes the cake for shear dull, joyless monotony in a crazy sex comic.
montrith, April 17, 2015, 05:31:09 pm
what are you talking about this is hilarious
if you told me this was an absurdist comic i'd believe you
Smoking Crow, April 17, 2015, 05:42:04 pm
the lady urinal was pretty fucked up i have to give them that
Smoking Crow, April 17, 2015, 04:39:59 pm
Fixed that for you.
Seriously, what part of this is supposed to be sexy? Even the main character just seems to be bored with all these women/objects. You'd think in a comic like this at least one character would get some sort of pleasure out of it, but he seems just about ready to commit suicide, which is not such a bad idea considering the world he lives in. Oh, and he does fuck one of the girls and calls it "masturbating with a love doll", so that's lovely. It's not the most fucked up thing I've seen, but it takes the cake for shear dull, joyless monotony in a crazy sex comic.
montrith, April 17, 2015, 05:31:09 pm
what are you talking about this is hilarious
if you told me this was an absurdist comic i'd believe you
Smoking Crow, April 17, 2015, 05:42:04 pm
in an existential sense of the word, aren't we all human sex toilets?
AgentCoop, April 17, 2015, 06:02:40 pm
I've seen some stuff on Reddit from guys who seem to get off on the fantasy of a world where women are literal sex objects. It seems to be a sort of fucked up sexist dominance kind of thing, like "ah yes, just as I thought. Women exist only for me to put my boner in them, and the fact that these women seem to have just sadly accepted it means that I'm right! My dick is so big! I'm the best, woohoo!!" I guess the men being disinterested is just to reinforce the fact that in this fantasy world, it's completely 100% normal that women's bodies are sex objects. And the women all look uncomfortable because anyone who's turned on by this clearly hates women and gets off on the idea of women being naked and miserable. That's about as much sense as I can make of it
fruithag, April 17, 2015, 05:59:39 pm
*close up on anime vagina ticket dispenser* "It's a living!"
Smoking Crow, April 17, 2015, 06:07:12 pm
Not that I'm a fan of this comic, but people who try to project fetishes onto a person's social attitutes have always irked me. It's such a Tumblrish thing to do. You are overthinking it. Someone can be into BDSM or pet play and still treat women with dignity outside the bedroom.
Cat Planet, April 17, 2015, 06:12:26 pm
My roommate is friends with this guy who is otherkin with greninja, the pokemon.
slambam, July 25, 2015, 12:55:32 pm
Found them (http://doofkin.tumblr.com/post/110927101468/i-did-it-i-drew-all-my-kintypes-doofkin)
fruithag, July 25, 2015, 05:04:11 pm
Found them (http://doofkin.tumblr.com/post/110927101468/i-did-it-i-drew-all-my-kintypes-doofkin)
fruithag, July 25, 2015, 05:04:11 pm
shallow angst and no obligationsFound them (http://doofkin.tumblr.com/post/110927101468/i-did-it-i-drew-all-my-kintypes-doofkin)
fruithag, July 25, 2015, 05:04:11 pm
what kind of life does a person have that makes them identify with the shed exoskeleton of a fake insect?
slambam, July 25, 2015, 06:21:44 pm
Found them (http://doofkin.tumblr.com/post/110927101468/i-did-it-i-drew-all-my-kintypes-doofkin)
fruithag, July 25, 2015, 05:04:11 pm
Before the pictures loaded I assumed "doofkin" was referring to Bidoof. I'm genuinely disappointed that it wasn't!
Nikaer Drekin, July 25, 2015, 05:46:34 pm
do not follow if:
you are kin with doofenshmirtz from phineas and ferb
stuff I’d like you to tag for me specifically as “cosmo don’t look”
images of fathers in the context of interacting affectionately with their children, whether fictional or real (like a person hugging their father/father figure)
beehives/honeycomb
termite hills/damage caused by termites to wood
Found them (http://doofkin.tumblr.com/post/110927101468/i-did-it-i-drew-all-my-kintypes-doofkin)
fruithag, July 25, 2015, 05:04:11 pm
stuff I’d like you to tag for me specifically as “cosmo don’t look”
images of fathers in the context of interacting affectionately with their children, whether fictional or real (like a person hugging their father/father figure)
beehives/honeycomb
termite hills/damage caused by termites to wood
hahahaha jesus
goombapolice, July 26, 2015, 05:18:45 pm
Man I haven't thought about this shit in years. I'm not going to name names but almost every single one of those Internet Famous people I knew turned out to be creeps who would send nudes to underage girl fans
fruithag, July 26, 2015, 08:14:52 pm
stuff I’d like you to tag for me specifically as “cosmo don’t look”
images of fathers in the context of interacting affectionately with their children, whether fictional or real (like a person hugging their father/father figure)
beehives/honeycomb
termite hills/damage caused by termites to wood
hahahaha jesus
goombapolice, July 26, 2015, 05:18:45 pm
stuff I’d like you to tag for me specifically as “cosmo don’t look”
images of fathers in the context of interacting affectionately with their children, whether fictional or real (like a person hugging their father/father figure)
beehives/honeycomb
termite hills/damage caused by termites to wood
hahahaha jesus
goombapolice, July 26, 2015, 05:18:45 pm
is this a common thing? are people very carefully tagging all their posts with xxx don't look so that they don't offend one specific person?
jack chick, July 26, 2015, 06:45:41 pm
- mentions of hanging out with friends without me
I moderate on a tumblr blog that posts art of monsters, which I will not be linking to or naming for specific reasons. Occasionally I make posts saying the queue is getting low and that if people could send submissions, it would make stuff easier.
One of the last times I did this, someone sent me a note saying "hey do you consider anthro vehicles monsters, because this artist has a lot of that, maybe you could post their work? (several links)"
I spent a minute staring at it before I sent a very polite reply saying that I didn't think it would fit the blog but thank you for the submission, because I both did not want to post those to the blog but also did not want to fuck with someone who had casually suggested I post anthro vehicle art.
Tiny Prancer, July 27, 2015, 09:46:39 pm
Please tag any of the following with GOOMBA DON'T LOOK. I won't explain why because it's very personal to me:
Pictures of hair in or around drains
Sandwiches with the cheese on the bottom.
Songs where the girl/guy sings in an "Indie" voice
pics of doo doo
videos of women wearing yellow sundresses drinking club soda, or any clear carbonated beverage that could be mistaken as club soda.
Images of disgusting heterosexuals touching each others hands.
goombapolice, July 28, 2015, 07:08:49 am
Like the ramen sandwich, but a burger and served in a restaurant. (http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-original-ramen-burger-los-angeles-2)Without even looking, I knew this would be LA. It seems like the restaurants are in some weird arms race here to do the strangest things possible to a burger.
eudo, July 29, 2015, 10:01:38 am
Like the ramen sandwich, but a burger and served in a restaurant. (http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-original-ramen-burger-los-angeles-2)Without even looking, I knew this would be LA. It seems like the restaurants are in some weird arms race here to do the strangest things possible to a burger.
eudo, July 29, 2015, 10:01:38 am
achillesheelies, July 29, 2015, 10:30:54 am
Oh, the more you know.Like the ramen sandwich, but a burger and served in a restaurant. (http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-original-ramen-burger-los-angeles-2)Without even looking, I knew this would be LA. It seems like the restaurants are in some weird arms race here to do the strangest things possible to a burger.
eudo, July 29, 2015, 10:01:38 am
achillesheelies, July 29, 2015, 10:30:54 am
This was invented in NYC by a pretty notable chef. It was the followup craze to the cronut in 2014.
jack chick, July 29, 2015, 02:46:46 pm
It's called the Lady's Brunch Burger, which implies that you're supposed to eat it in addition to the three meals normal people eat. God Bless America.
Runic, July 29, 2015, 02:52:49 pm
Hey guys, want to see a crazy burger?Runic, July 29, 2015, 02:52:49 pm
Hey guys, want to see a crazy burger?Runic, July 29, 2015, 02:52:49 pm
It's more fun when you get to watch her make it.Healslime, July 30, 2015, 06:57:29 pm
I walked in late to one of my final classes of my first quarter of freshman year to my teacher playing this on the projector, and when it finished she said "so anyway, I brought doughnuts for everyone".Tiny Prancer, July 30, 2015, 09:44:41 pm
Do we need smilies other than [freakout]?Not really.
Runic, August 26, 2015, 12:47:54 pm
Do we need smilies other than [freakout]?[stalin] [twerk] [yayvictor]
Runic, August 26, 2015, 12:47:54 pm
#pluto - this isnt really a trigger so much as the amount of attention pluto receives vs other dwarf planets sends me into an impotent uncontrollable rage so like. id appreciate it
So I was browsing a journal RP gossip blog, and a new game is advertised. People poke around and discover some amazing things which include:I feel like this person doesn't deserve attention, even if it's ridicule
The mod is both otherkin and a multiple system.
She's a self-diagnosed schizophrenic who has no idea what schizophrenia actually is.
She believes that otherkin/multiples are oppressed on the same level as LGBTQ people and people who are actually mentally ill.
Her pronouns are "vae/vaer."
She describes herself as a "polyamorous, skolioromantic grey-asexual"
She's also "nonhuman (kin of a beehive, mostly. other shit in the link)"
Said "other shit" includes a fucking dwarf planet. (Eris, specifically) Which leads to this gem in her list of triggers:#pluto - this isnt really a trigger so much as the amount of attention pluto receives vs other dwarf planets sends me into an impotent uncontrollable rage so like. id appreciate it
This chick is at least a half-dozen F+ episodes all by herself.
The entire trainwreck starts here, (http://rpanons.dreamwidth.org/62336.html?thread=190571648#cmt190571648) and additional commentary is here. (http://wankgate.dreamwidth.org/40365.html?thread=159108781#cmt159108781)
izzy, November 05, 2015, 11:51:22 pm
I feel like this person doesn't deserve attention, even if it's ridicule
A Meat, November 06, 2015, 01:44:53 am
Could you imagine having the time to care about shit like this
goombapolice, November 09, 2015, 08:04:18 am
Also, put a trigger warning on all pictures of wrists, because that's a real thing I've seen someone request.
Nikaer Drekin, July 28, 2015, 08:21:23 am
Local Paper Ad:
(http://i.imgur.com/3qthfm5.jpg?2)
http://www.snugglebuggleco.com
Penix, November 30, 2015, 02:52:55 am
The store I work at got remodeled and we hired a bunch of new people. During training, one of them casually mentioned that he's a furry and goes to conventions in a fursuit (but assured me it wasn't a sexual thing at all and that the furry fetishists are a minority in the community). This was prompted by me calling myself a hipster.
He wasn't doing very well at training so my boss told him we wouldn't need him to work on the day of our grand opening. When that day came around, I saw he'd been put back on the schedule and asked why. My boss said he volunteered to be one of the people who would be standing out front in a mascot costume. I said "I guess he would, huh" and he asked what I meant by that. I don't think I've ever awkwardly backpedaled so hard in my life. "What? I don't know. What did I mean by what? I don't know. I'm like half asleep right now. WELL BACK TO WORK"
fruithag, November 03, 2015, 11:07:06 pm
I was once part of a forum centered around a let's player called josefvstalin, a Canadian who really likes Stalin
Guts Going Nutz, February 05, 2016, 07:11:58 am
I was once part of a forum centered around a let's player called josefvstalin, a Canadian who really likes Stalin
Guts Going Nutz, February 05, 2016, 07:11:58 am
...why?
Laocius, February 05, 2016, 09:41:23 am
I keep running into more and more MRA's and PUA-Adjacent weirdos and I'm starting to think it's less "F+ subjects" and more "Holy shit the word is a terrible place and people suck" thing.You need to remember that you're studying computer science, so the people you meet aren't actually a fair representation of the population as a whole.
Ambious, February 05, 2016, 10:29:57 am
I keep running into more and more MRA's and PUA-Adjacent weirdos and I'm starting to think it's less "F+ subjects" and more "Holy shit the word is a terrible place and people suck" thing.
Ambious, February 05, 2016, 10:29:57 am
I keep running into more and more MRA's and PUA-Adjacent weirdos and I'm starting to think it's less "F+ subjects" and more "Holy shit the word is a terrible place and people suck" thing.
Ambious, February 05, 2016, 10:29:57 am
You should do what I would do if I met MRAs and PUAs, and punch them.
I mean I'd say I'm joking since that might get you sent to jail for assault, but I'm not sure. I think I'd punch them.
Gyro, February 05, 2016, 10:46:48 am
I keep running into more and more MRA's and PUA-Adjacent weirdos and I'm starting to think it's less "F+ subjects" and more "Holy shit the word is a terrible place and people suck" thing.You need to remember that you're studying computer science, so the people you meet aren't actually a fair representation of the population as a whole.
Ambious, February 05, 2016, 10:29:57 am
I mean, look at me, I'm studying Biology and there's only one dude who's like that, and he might just be a charlatan rather than a bona fide scumbag.
A Meat, February 05, 2016, 10:36:31 am
I once came across a site called Best Gore. It was basically a gigantic collection of real life gore. Like, heads crushed and people impaled by spears and stuff. The site owner hated woman and denied the Holocaust. I don't know how much worse it gets because I left the site when I realized most of the commenters agreed with him (although I would bet money he was deleting comments).So... you were ok with the gore until you found out that the people on the gore site were fucked up?
Guts Going Nutz, February 05, 2016, 07:11:58 am
I once came across a site called Best Gore. It was basically a gigantic collection of real life gore. Like, heads crushed and people impaled by spears and stuff. The site owner hated woman and denied the Holocaust. I don't know how much worse it gets because I left the site when I realized most of the commenters agreed with him (although I would bet money he was deleting comments).So... you were ok with the gore until you found out that the people on the gore site were fucked up?
Guts Going Nutz, February 05, 2016, 07:11:58 am
cube abuser, February 19, 2016, 09:21:17 am
I once came across a site called Best Gore. It was basically a gigantic collection of real life gore. Like, heads crushed and people impaled by spears and stuff. The site owner hated woman and denied the Holocaust. I don't know how much worse it gets because I left the site when I realized most of the commenters agreed with him (although I would bet money he was deleting comments).So... you were ok with the gore until you found out that the people on the gore site were fucked up?
Guts Going Nutz, February 05, 2016, 07:11:58 am
cube abuser, February 19, 2016, 09:21:17 am
That was my breaking point yes.
Guts Going Nutz, February 19, 2016, 09:33:16 am
I once came across a site called Best Gore. It was basically a gigantic collection of real life gore. Like, heads crushed and people impaled by spears and stuff. The site owner hated woman and denied the Holocaust. I don't know how much worse it gets because I left the site when I realized most of the commenters agreed with him (although I would bet money he was deleting comments).So... you were ok with the gore until you found out that the people on the gore site were fucked up?
Guts Going Nutz, February 05, 2016, 07:11:58 am
cube abuser, February 19, 2016, 09:21:17 am
That was my breaking point yes.
Guts Going Nutz, February 19, 2016, 09:33:16 am
Wait, wait, wait. So you're telling me the people who run and/or regularly visit a site with photos of smashed human heads might have some major issues? The hell you say.
e: POST 420 AWW YEEEE [coolspot][butt][freakout][sex][sex][freakout][butt][coolspot]
Nikaer Drekin, February 19, 2016, 10:43:58 am
How is no one talking about the article that came out on Roosh V. actually living in his mother's basement and needing police assistance because his "legalize rape" rallies seemed to have somehow upset some people?
agentmonster cockogue, February 21, 2016, 12:13:26 am
How is no one talking about the article that came out on Roosh V. actually living in his mother's basement and needing police assistance because his "legalize rape" rallies seemed to have somehow upset some people?
agentmonster cockogue, February 21, 2016, 12:13:26 am
At the door: Daily Mail Online was present as a Montgomery County Police officer arrived at Daryush Valizadeh's mother's home, where the 36-year-old lives in the basement. He had called 911 over threats
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/02/04/20/30E2F77A00000578-0-image-m-6_1454618521255.jpg)At the door: Daily Mail Online was present as a Montgomery County Police officer arrived at Daryush Valizadeh's mother's home, where the 36-year-old lives in the basement. He had called 911 over threats
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3432531/Pictured-pick-artist-center-international-pro-rape-storm-t-shirt-shorts-door-mother-s-home-lives-basement.html
Ashto, February 21, 2016, 01:22:08 am
I see Fred bottled water at the grocery store. I guess it was always there, but I never noticed it (him?) until after I listened to the bottled water ep.
🍆, January 28, 2014, 08:44:14 pm
I was really excited about my most recent therapist, but at my last appointment he started lecturing me about how I'm as bad as Republicans that intentionally misgender Caitlyn Jenner if I don't accept that otherkin are real (not fictives or mediakin, those are totally fake), so I don't think he's actually that good any more.
journeyman faguar, February 24, 2016, 10:36:36 pm
I was really excited about my most recent therapist, but at my last appointment he started lecturing me about how I'm as bad as Republicans that intentionally misgender Caitlyn Jenner if I don't accept that otherkin are real (not fictives or mediakin, those are totally fake), so I don't think he's actually that good any more.
journeyman faguar, February 24, 2016, 10:36:36 pm
I was really excited about my most recent therapist, but at my last appointment he started lecturing me about how I'm as bad as Republicans that intentionally misgender Caitlyn Jenner if I don't accept that otherkin are real (not fictives or mediakin, those are totally fake), so I don't think he's actually that good any more.
journeyman faguar, February 24, 2016, 10:36:36 pm
The furry and the vampire hit it off at work yesterday. I'm happy for them.
LINDA, February 25, 2016, 10:20:54 am
The furry and the vampire hit it off at work yesterday. I'm happy for them.
LINDA, February 25, 2016, 10:20:54 am
... go on.
jack chick, February 25, 2016, 02:37:36 pm
Recently I found out a friend at work is not only a drug dealer but also a believer in the info wars version of 'truth'.
SatanInAZootSuit, February 26, 2016, 10:41:13 am
How the fuck did you find that out? That's not something that just comes up in casual conversation.
Bodark, February 26, 2016, 11:01:01 am
I guess you don't know many libertarians.
Laocius, February 26, 2016, 11:41:45 am
As a matter of fact, no, I don't. I actively avoid them.
Bodark, February 26, 2016, 02:26:23 pm
My roommate just shared the story of her graduation, where she encountered a classmate wearing a purple rabbit fursuit beneath her gownThat sounds amazingly uncomfortable. Wearing two layers of clothing is bad enough sometimes, but wearing basically a carpet and a gown has got to be the worst ever, AND everyone's staring at you. For everyone else, it's uncomfortable because someone's wearing a fursuit at graduation. The most embarrassing part about it would be the fact that your name is going to be read out loud to all of your friends, peers, family, and strangers, and you have to go up while you're wearing a fucking fursuit because you make shitty life choices. All that combined and you're now the town joke for the next few years, can't go home for the summer without a disguise, and you can't ever go to school reunions without someone bringing it up.
LINDA, February 29, 2016, 11:13:12 pm
If a person wants to talk about themselves badly enough, they'll find a way to force it into the conversation. I have just the example, but it'll have to wait until said people aren't behind my back reading this.
Ashto, February 26, 2016, 11:29:42 am
Had a friend (we'll call him SadClown) who was super nice and was dating another friend (we'll call Janice), but as things went along trickles of clopping obsession and a loli fetish started to leak through. I was ready to cut him off right there but my business partner said he had in roads into the local anime community so I tried really hard not to burn that bridge. After failing to organize an anime convention, which SadClown refused to allow us to promote our anime parody at, he descended further into a loli, pony, and body pillow hole, irking Janice. Then things went nuclear. Janice had gone through a difficult time with breast cancer and had received implants. Soon this SadClown began to prefer the company of his body pillows and figurines even going as far as taking up a waifu. When confronted about it he said he didn't think of Janice as a woman anymore after her surgery and dumped her in an unpleasant fashion. Mind you the relationship had lasted nearly a decade and he managed to stand by her during her battle with cancer but he let his waifu come between them. He ended up moving out to the west coast and some further creepiness ensued.
Jackal Flapnasty, July 28, 2016, 08:45:54 pm
He had a wife and kids before dating JaniceJackal Flapnasty, July 28, 2016, 09:05:15 pm
I mentioned this is another thread, but my brother recently went out with a woman who was really into cuddle parties.
He decided to end it after one date, and admitted to me it was mostly because of her "weird boundary issues"
Knitting Machine, July 31, 2016, 09:56:43 am
I have a friend with fairly questionable tastes. She's someone who was like a sister to me growing up, so it puts me in the difficult position of "I don't want to cut you out of my life but I'm tired of hearing about your dd/lg relationship, how much you want your daddy's 'yummy cummies,' and about your various furry fetishes." She has no filter.Part of growing up is changing your boundaries and enforcing them. If you've explained to her that her fetish is objectively gross, she needs to be able to filter herself in order to exist politely in public, and you don't want to join her coven to the exclusion of all other social contact, and she can't respect that and ease the fuck off, it's not you that's betraying your relationship, it's her. You're holding onto something because of what she once meant to you, and that's okay. But ultimately it's your choice whether that means she's still in your life as a gross kinkster or someone from your past who was like a sister to you.
[...]
Yes. Eight years ago, I met a Real Vampire at a nightclub.
Avian, October 02, 2016, 07:07:32 pm
"Tell me about yourself," he demanded. He spoke with an odd affected accent I couldn't even describe, and was never consistent.
I told him I was 19 and in college. And, without prompting, he interrupted me with an "I'm 33. Did [friend's name] tell you about our coven? You have a wonderful energy and I'd love for you to join us."
Yes. Eight years ago, I met a Real Vampire at a nightclub.
He followed me around for the next hour, making awkward small talk, and word-vomiting information about his "diet" and other such "I'm totally a vampire Avian look at all this vampire information I have about vampires!!" things before I managed to duck into a bathroom and hide out there for a bit. It was then that my presumably well-meaning friend gave him my phone number.
For the roughly three months it took him to finally understand that I wanted nothing to do with him, he constantly texted me and called me at odd hours. "No you don't understand!! I have to call you around 2-3am that's when I wake up!!!!"
Avian, October 02, 2016, 07:07:32 pm
I have a friend with fairly questionable tastes. She's someone who was like a sister to me growing up, so it puts me in the difficult position of "I don't want to cut you out of my life but I'm tired of hearing about your dd/lg relationship, how much you want your daddy's 'yummy cummies,' and about your various furry fetishes." She has no filter.Part of growing up is changing your boundaries and enforcing them. If you've explained to her that her fetish is objectively gross, she needs to be able to filter herself in order to exist politely in public, and you don't want to join her coven to the exclusion of all other social contact, and she can't respect that and ease the fuck off, it's not you that's betraying your relationship, it's her. You're holding onto something because of what she once meant to you, and that's okay. But ultimately it's your choice whether that means she's still in your life as a gross kinkster or someone from your past who was like a sister to you.
[...]
Yes. Eight years ago, I met a Real Vampire at a nightclub.
Avian, October 02, 2016, 07:07:32 pm
PS: anyone who introduces a 33-year-old to a teenager as a romantic prospect is fucked up in the head. That's incredibly uncool, even if it sounds like Draven was a teenager emotionally.
pumpkin spice latte, October 02, 2016, 08:42:00 pm
I have heard someone talk in a way that was uncomfortably reminiscent of the cuddle party episode.You can always buy another drink.
ETA: I've also mentioned the smelly brony white supremacist PhD student to some people on here, but not to the entire forum, I think. He is a terrible fucking person who is the stalking assistant for a domestic abuser. The worst part of last semester was having him in the same class (the class was good, otherwise). For our last class, we met at a restaurant and he ranted about how Anita Sarkeesian is the worst person in the world and how Vice News sucks for disrespecting his white supremacist pals. I wanted to throw my fucking drink at him so bad.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 14, 2017, 01:03:52 am
I have heard someone talk in a way that was uncomfortably reminiscent of the cuddle party episode.You can always buy another drink.
ETA: I've also mentioned the smelly brony white supremacist PhD student to some people on here, but not to the entire forum, I think. He is a terrible fucking person who is the stalking assistant for a domestic abuser. The worst part of last semester was having him in the same class (the class was good, otherwise). For our last class, we met at a restaurant and he ranted about how Anita Sarkeesian is the worst person in the world and how Vice News sucks for disrespecting his white supremacist pals. I wanted to throw my fucking drink at him so bad.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 14, 2017, 01:03:52 am
A Titty's Feelies, January 14, 2017, 02:30:34 am
My TV provider is called "Yes" and earlier I turned on the TV and ran into this message:
(http://i.imgur.com/CmdtFjm.jpg)
Ambious, May 31, 2017, 09:02:28 am
I may have just reflexively responded to a weird, unfunny joke by a coworker with "Thanks stog.""Oh, it's a common saying where I'm from."
Fatty Bo Batty, July 28, 2017, 10:57:28 am