I have a confession to make. I have been guilty of this for so long, but yesterday i had an epiphany. I had just gone outside to buy some milk, but I had to walk to the grocery store because my bicycle is broken, the front wheel is completely flat and i dont have any spare tires. Anyway, while I was getting some milk I was walking in the grocery store, going to the milk aisle, and I was picking up bottle of milk, and I realised that there's no real difference there, it's all milk, it all comes from cows except the soy milk and the goat milk but apart from those it all comes from cows. So I went up to buy my milk and the cashier asked me if I wanted to buy anything else and i said no. So I went home with my bottle of milk and then i realised I had really been lying to all of the people here for the longest time, and it reminded me of the milk and how we're really all shitposters, except some people but apart from that were all the same. And I found that really striking and deep. And I couldn't drink my milk that I had just bought because, apart from soy milk, we're all shitposters, even if we're goats. So that made me feel really sorry about everything I have done, and I decided that I needed to apologise, like turning milk into cheese: it's still milk, except it's different because it's not milk anymore. That's what I want this apology to be like. I don't want our milk to become sour. So I thought a long time about how I would apologise and a reddit post seemed most appropriate, but I thought for a really long time and that's also like cheese, because cheese also needs to ripen. So this apology and cheese are actually also like milk, they're both the same. And that's why I decided to make this post, I hope you'll forgive me. I never wanted us to not be like milk, we're all the same and that's great, this community is great and I wish I had never, even accidentally, soured our milk.
