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Snakes In The Ball Pit => Yay, I get to talk about me! => Topic started by: TheCrawlingChaos on September 02, 2013, 01:56:40 pm

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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on September 02, 2013, 01:56:40 pm
Because why not? Explain or not, as you see fit.

http://misrarecords.com/artists/the-mendoza-line did the latest weather segment from Welcome to Night Vale, which has honestly been one of my favorites so far so I decided to give the rest of their stuff a look. Their endorsement as "the prettiest protest songs imaginable" is certainly a draw.
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Post by: Runic on September 02, 2013, 02:51:07 pm
http://experimentaltheology.blogspot.com/2013/08/blessed-are-tricksters.html

I thought this was a pretty good article about theology you guys might like it. Or not, that's cool to.
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on September 02, 2013, 03:47:14 pm
http://experimentaltheology.blogspot.com/2013/08/blessed-are-tricksters.html

I thought this was a pretty good article about theology you guys might like it. Or not, that's cool to.
Runic, September 02, 2013, 02:51:07 pm

That is a cool post. I'll have to check out the rest of the blog.
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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on September 02, 2013, 08:24:32 pm
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_vault/2013/08/28/hp_lovecraft_the_author_s_notes_for_his_novella_at_the_mountains_of_madness.html

Juice showed me this. God damn, Lovecraft.

http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f30/lime-melomel-yeast-suggestions-308169/

I have 55 ounces of cherry juice and 36-ish of key lime juice/pulp and a powerful, powerful urge to turn those things into sweets or honey wine.
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on September 02, 2013, 09:22:23 pm
http://www.earthing.com/product_p/umck.htm (http://www.earthing.com/product_p/umck.htm)

My new health plan!
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on September 03, 2013, 04:19:38 am
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_vault/2013/08/28/hp_lovecraft_the_author_s_notes_for_his_novella_at_the_mountains_of_madness.html

Juice showed me this. God damn, Lovecraft.

http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f30/lime-melomel-yeast-suggestions-308169/

I have 55 ounces of cherry juice and 36-ish of key lime juice/pulp and a powerful, powerful urge to turn those things into sweets or honey wine.
Cuddlegoose, September 02, 2013, 08:24:32 pm

I should be way, way less surprised than I am at how much that Elder Thing looks like a giant fucked-up vagina. Additionally, whatever you do with the latter please tell me how it turns out! Homemade wine is one of those things I've always been too intimidated to try but hearing anecdotal stuff about other peoples' experiences always helps.
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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on September 03, 2013, 09:06:42 am
I should be way, way less surprised than I am at how much that Elder Thing looks like a giant fucked-up vagina.
TheCrawlingChaos, September 03, 2013, 04:19:38 am

Apparently his marriage was a horror story in its own right. Though I think that's more because he was a racist asshole married to a lady of Jewish descent rather than because of anything he could or couldn't do in bed.

Additionally, whatever you do with the latter please tell me how it turns out! Homemade wine is one of those things I've always been too intimidated to try but hearing anecdotal stuff about other peoples' experiences always helps.

This (http://www.beefolks.com/shopdisplayproducts.asp?id=87&cat=Mead+Kits) is how I got started! These people are always at the Renaissance Faire, and one year on a whim my stepsister and I decided to try getting some mead kits. I don't know if she ever made hers but I was hooked pretty quickly. If you bottle it sooner it tastes kind of like a dessert wine, and if you bottle it later it's more like a slightly sweet beer.
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on September 03, 2013, 09:17:08 am
I should be way, way less surprised than I am at how much that Elder Thing looks like a giant fucked-up vagina.
TheCrawlingChaos, September 03, 2013, 04:19:38 am

Apparently his marriage was a horror story in its own right. Though I think that's more because he was a racist asshole married to a lady of Jewish descent rather than because of anything he could or couldn't do in bed.Cuddlegoose, September 03, 2013, 09:06:42 am

I recall a passage from his biography (following an excerpt of one of her letters talking about how he'd practically have apoplectic fits seeing all the filthy foreigners whenever they went out) where she was like, "You know I'm Jewish, right?" and he was like, "No, you're Sonia Haft Lovecraft now and therefore the Jewishness is negated." Dude's capacity for doublethink was off the charts occasionally.

Additionally, whatever you do with the latter please tell me how it turns out! Homemade wine is one of those things I've always been too intimidated to try but hearing anecdotal stuff about other peoples' experiences always helps.

This (http://www.beefolks.com/shopdisplayproducts.asp?id=87&cat=Mead+Kits) is how I got started! These people are always at the Renaissance Faire, and one year on a whim my stepsister and I decided to try getting some mead kits. I don't know if she ever made hers but I was hooked pretty quickly. If you bottle it sooner it tastes kind of like a dessert wine, and if you bottle it later it's more like a slightly sweet beer.

Oh my glob, that looks amazing. The fact that rural Utah is as big on honey as it is does mean that I can source basically any kind, anywhere, so this is definitely relevant to my interests. Ren-Faires are always so great for sourcing stuff like that, aren't they?
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Post by: Ike on September 03, 2013, 09:31:15 am
(https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/p480x480/1240328_10201979983328350_1720823441_n.jpg)

Found a creepy barn the other day.
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on September 05, 2013, 01:24:37 pm
Oo, that barn is lovely.

this was, after all, the century that produced the term “conspicuous consumption”  and saw the invention of mass-production leading to the huge amounts of “furnishings, pictures and pianos”  James Walvin broadly describes coming to occupy the average British home in Victorian Values. The ensuing rejection of an essentially Victorian materialism is what Matthew Sweet calls in his Inventing the Victorians “the hygienic, formally pure innovations of Modernism.” (123) --A short extract from my master's thesis which I may or may not have cannibalized from an essay on Modernism I wrote last year.
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Post by: Velocirapture on September 05, 2013, 09:00:22 pm
Good song that I had sent to a friend
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Post by: zmonbobbo on September 05, 2013, 11:53:21 pm

Found this, thought it was weird, and sent it to a friend.  It's pretty much gone viral since this morning.
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Post by: Acierocolotl on September 06, 2013, 02:27:38 am
http://laidnyc.wordpress.com/2013/09/04/your-seed-is-gold/

Because this needs to be shared, to be savoured like a fine wine, to be appreciated.  And thanks to PurpleXVI for sharing it with me earlier, credit where it's due.

(And a backup link here (http://ao.kalimonster.net/pix/misc/unlikely.gif) in the not-improbable event he eventually shame-pulls it, though the commentariat adds zesty spice to a delicious dish.)
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on September 06, 2013, 04:20:53 am
http://laidnyc.wordpress.com/2013/09/04/your-seed-is-gold/

Because this needs to be shared, to be savoured like a fine wine, to be appreciated.  And thanks to PurpleXVI for sharing it with me earlier, credit where it's due.

(And a backup link here (http://ao.kalimonster.net/pix/misc/unlikely.gif) in the not-improbable event he eventually shame-pulls it, though the commentariat adds zesty spice to a delicious dish.)
Acierocolotl, September 06, 2013, 02:27:38 am

Hm. I didn't know Onan had a blog.
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Post by: Psammetichus on September 06, 2013, 08:29:47 am
http://laidnyc.wordpress.com/2013/09/04/your-seed-is-gold/

Because this needs to be shared, to be savoured like a fine wine, to be appreciated.  And thanks to PurpleXVI for sharing it with me earlier, credit where it's due.

(And a backup link here (http://ao.kalimonster.net/pix/misc/unlikely.gif) in the not-improbable event he eventually shame-pulls it, though the commentariat adds zesty spice to a delicious dish.)
Acierocolotl, September 06, 2013, 02:27:38 am

Haha, he's literally talking about "precious bodily fluids."
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on September 09, 2013, 04:08:51 am
http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp Someone I used to know from cooking school posted this one nearly verbatim (except using Kansas instead of Louisiana) on her Facebook feed this morning, so I felt the need to point this out. I dunno how much this will piss her off, but I've wanted to cut ties ever since I recently found out she's an unironic supporter of Sarah Palin so this may be the way to do it.
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Post by: 🍆 on September 09, 2013, 09:23:29 pm
http://www.dailydot.com/society/one-direction-larry-fandom-denial/

I was trying to explain the weird One Direction related trending topics on Twitter to a friend. Linking an article seemed like a better idea than revealing my Internet atrocity tourism power level.
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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on September 11, 2013, 04:58:48 am
http://www.lettersofnote.com/2013/02/sleep-well-my-love.html?m=1

Read this on the subway to work, on my phone. Was glad nobody was sitting next to me to witness my stifled weeping.
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on September 11, 2013, 06:21:56 pm
Martin v. Hunter's Lessee
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Post by: RedMinjo on September 12, 2013, 02:48:08 pm
http://i.imgur.com/ziMY9KJ.jpg

---picked that up to post it to some of my Pep band friends.  Not exactly the same thing, but close.---
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Post by: Runic on September 14, 2013, 01:48:13 pm
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/maddow-tears-apart-ted-cruz-for-praising-racist-jesse-helms/

Haha fuck Ted Cruz forever.
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Post by: STOG on September 14, 2013, 07:19:40 pm
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on December 22, 2013, 12:11:44 am
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/23iRNLK8v7Y/maxresdefault.jpg Rule 63 Garrett from Thief. Your argument is invalid.
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on December 22, 2013, 07:22:39 pm
Sucking With The Stars #5
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Post by: 🍆 on December 25, 2013, 11:23:35 pm
http://www.lushusa.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-Lush-Site/en_US/Page-View?cid=bogo_landing
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on December 26, 2013, 12:11:01 am
http://www.lushusa.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-Lush-Site/en_US/Page-View?cid=bogo_landing
Garbage Dacey, December 25, 2013, 11:23:35 pm

Oooo, Lush! My cosmetics/cleaning rituals are pretty bare-bones but I've heard really good things about them. Any recommendations?
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Post by: 🍆 on December 26, 2013, 01:37:55 am
http://www.lushusa.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-Lush-Site/en_US/Page-View?cid=bogo_landing
Garbage Dacey, December 25, 2013, 11:23:35 pm

Oooo, Lush! My cosmetics/cleaning rituals are pretty bare-bones but I've heard really good things about them. Any recommendations?
TheCrawlingChaos, December 26, 2013, 12:11:01 am
My favorite product is the Ro's Argan Body Conditioner (http://www.lushusa.com/Ro%27s-Argan-Body-Conditioner/03590,en_US,pd.html#q=ros%2520argan&start=3)- it's quite expensive but you only need a tiny bit and it smells amazing. I've also recently become obsessed with the  Fair Trade Honey (http://www.lushusa.com/Fair-Trade-Honey/9999903777,en_US,pd.html#start=13) shampoo, because it's the only thing that keeps my hair moisturized without weighing it down, but it leaves a very strong scent that some people dislike (honey, with a bit of violet). I personally love it though.

A lot of people swear by the bath bombs & other stuff of that nature, of course, but I have a weird tub that won't stopper up properly so I haven't had a chance to try any of them out.
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Post by: LowBatteryLife on December 26, 2013, 11:55:06 am

Holiday cheer was required, I provided.

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Post by: count_actuala on December 27, 2013, 12:15:58 pm

Brotherly injoke poised for use in a family Skype call.
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Post by: Odd on December 30, 2013, 07:20:58 am
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Christmas%20Cake (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Christmas%20Cake)
Christmas Cake
A woman 26 years+ who is considered to be past her prime, undesirable, used goods and/or no good.

The term originates from Japan where it is tradition to eat cake on Christmas. So a cake intended for Christmas that was not eaten or is left over is considered bad and should be thrown out. Japanese businessmen coined the term, once again emphasizing the Japanese desire for a young and virginal wife. Japanese women over the age of 26 most often have to rely on either a hastily semi-arranged marriage to a friend of the family or, more frequently, marry a foreigner as they are rarely aware of the stigma or don't care.
"If we wait until after grad school, I'll be Christmas Cake."
"She just turned 26. She's Christmas Cake now."
"She married her husband at 30, so you know he wasn't bothered that she was Christmas Cake."
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Post by: montrith on December 30, 2013, 08:51:12 am
Shit, I'm almost 30 and I feel nowhere near ready to get married.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/7822356/Tokyo-sees-rise-in-divorce-ceremonies.html

Saori Teshima had long dreamt of the moment. Standing nervously next to her smartly-suited partner in front of friends and loved ones, a sparkling ring appeared before her.

But contrary to conventional wedding rules, the man at Saori's side did not slip the ring lovingly onto her left hand before sealing their union with a kiss.

Instead, the pair were handed a hammer - which they held together as they proceeded to smash the ring to symbolise the end of their five-year marriage.

So goes another divorce ceremony - a bizarre, but increasingly popular ritual among Japanese couples, who choose to end their marriages with the same pomp and ceremony with which they began them.

From drinking toasts to never seeing each other again, through to symbolic rides in separate rickshaws to reflect the start of a new journey, the ceremonies consist of a string of symbolic acts to mark the definitive end of a marriage.

Their introduction is timely: more than 251,000 divorces took place in Japan in 2008, a figure blamed partly on the poor economic climate and the end of the salaryman-led family units which used to be the bedrock of much of Japanese life.

Yet with divorce still something of a taboo in Japanese society, the ceremonies have caught on as a way to publicly formalise the separation in a way that is socially acceptable to friends and family.
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Post by: count_actuala on December 30, 2013, 12:18:51 pm
I think I like that. Making a celebration of both transitions of life. (http://i.imgur.com/zwQgdk8.gif)
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Post by: Odd on December 30, 2013, 06:07:38 pm
Shit, I'm almost 30 and I feel nowhere near ready to get married.
montrith, December 30, 2013, 08:51:12 am

Worry not. Like almost all things Japanese, a "Christmas Cake" is also a fetish. Apparently the term has gained popularity among Otakus who feel creepy about the M in MILF or simply like something other than the standard middle-schooler/high-schooler without wanting "used goods".
To fit into this fetish you just need to have a thing for 14 year old middle schoolers, and you have to preferably be a teacher:
http://www.batoto.net/read/_/172761/14-sai-no-koi_v3_ch16_by_prozess/31 (http://www.batoto.net/read/_/172761/14-sai-no-koi_v3_ch16_by_prozess/31)
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on December 30, 2013, 07:23:13 pm
YOU MOTHERFUCKER! IF I LEARN THAT YOU ARE MESSING UP WITH GODDESS ZEPHIROTH OR SHALL I SAY HANZU, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL HAVE YOU PAY FOR THIS! I KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE AND THAT YOU ARE JUST PLAYING WITH HER FEELINGS! I SWEAR, I WILL GET HANZU AWAY FROM YOU, ROBBY
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Post by: cyclopeantrash on December 30, 2013, 07:31:17 pm
(http://gyazo.com/efe92e559baad1fc9458825487488a68.png)

Edit: Granted the image insert code wasn't copy pasted. It's just easier to remove the middle man.
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Post by: RedMinjo on January 12, 2014, 12:33:25 am
http://www.amazon.com/Kill-Kiryuuin-Satsuki-Cosplay-Costume/dp/B00HKF9FUY/ref=pd_sim_sbs_ac_2


Was looking on Amazon to see what the Kill la Kill soundtrack was priced at, saw the half-scissor blade actual-scissor-sized replica at a bit over $100 and a bit further down the list, this fairly complex costume at like $90.  Quoted into a Steam chat because I was confused at how this was the cheaper item.
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Post by: September on January 12, 2014, 02:01:08 am
Jó Hunyadi és hős Kapisztrán, vezesd a fegyverünk,
Diadalunkat hozza el éj, vagy itt ér a végzetünk
Három bősz ostrom, aláhulló zászlós vitéz,
Óvd meg, Uram, az nemzetünk!
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Post by: 🍆 on January 12, 2014, 02:07:52 am
Renaissance

it's hard to spell :(
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Post by: cyclopeantrash on January 12, 2014, 02:08:37 am
Jó Hunyadi és hős Kapisztrán, vezesd a fegyverünk,
Diadalunkat hozza el éj, vagy itt ér a végzetünk
Három bősz ostrom, aláhulló zászlós vitéz,
Óvd meg, Uram, az nemzetünk!
September, January 12, 2014, 02:01:08 am

Magyar metal man. Shit's great.
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Post by: Horza on January 12, 2014, 03:45:28 am


The representative of the Union of South Africa
stated that the Declaration should refer only to
those fundamental rights, the universal applicability
of which was recognized all over the world.
The Declaration, as it stood, went beyond those
generally accepted rights. He declared that his
delegation could not possibly accept the thesis that
human dignity would be impaired if a person were
told he could not reside in a particular area. Such a
thesis, he explained, would destroy the whole basis
of the multi-racial structure of the Union of South
Africa and would not be in the interests of the less
advanced indigenous population. Similarly, the
right to participate in government was not universal;
it was conditioned not only by nationality
but also by qualifications of franchise. The representative
of South Africa wondered how many
States were in a position to say that they could
assume any international responsibility for the full
exercise of certain economic rights mentioned in
the Declaration.


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Post by: Adept on January 15, 2014, 09:01:20 am
            // If no hits, then the missing number is the highest number.

Coding practice. I've been learning to code, which I hope to put to use if / when I enter into the field of language research. To that end, I've been doing practice exercises, hence the comment notation.
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Post by: RedMinjo on March 10, 2014, 10:33:10 pm
And hell yeah, I'm Hitler. I'm worse than Hitler. Hitler didn't have a webcomic.
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Post by: Runic on March 10, 2014, 10:37:19 pm
Donald Allen Wollheim
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Post by: crow on March 10, 2014, 10:51:06 pm
Zara Yacob
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Post by: Ansemaru on March 11, 2014, 12:10:04 am
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/0132be984177f1bc86210fc43b262702/tumblr_n1y32hnQcP1qd6bffo2_500.jpg)
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Post by: 🍆 on March 11, 2014, 04:08:12 am
https://twitter.com/WattpadComments
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Post by: Runic on May 01, 2014, 11:48:23 pm
Consider the following case:

On Twin Earth, a brain in a vat is at the wheel of a runaway trolley. There are only two options that the brain can take: the right side of the fork in the track or the left side of the fork. There is no way in sight of derailing or stopping the trolley and the brain is aware of this, for the brain knows trolleys. The brain is causally hooked up to the trolley such that the brain can determine the course which the trolley will take.

On the right side of the track there is a single railroad worker, Jones, who will definitely be killed if the brain steers the trolley to the right. If the railman on the right lives, he will go on to kill five men for the sake of killing them, but in doing so will inadvertently save the lives of thirty orphans (one of the five men he will kill is planning to destroy a bridge that the orphans' bus will be crossing later that night). One of the orphans that will be killed would have grown up to become a tyrant who would make good utilitarian men do bad things. Another of the orphans would grow up to become G.E.M. Anscombe, while a third would invent the pop-top can.

If the brain in the vat chooses the left side of the track, the trolley will definitely hit and kill a railman on the left side of the track, "Leftie" and will hit and destroy ten beating hearts on the track that could (and would) have been transplanted into ten patients in the local hospital that will die without donor hearts. These are the only hearts available, and the brain is aware of this, for the brain knows hearts. If the railman on the left side of the track lives, he too will kill five men, in fact the same five that the railman on the right would kill. However, "Leftie" will kill the five as an unintended consequence of saving ten men: he will inadvertently kill the five men rushing the ten hearts to the local hospital for transplantation. A further result of "Leftie's" act would be that the busload of orphans will be spared. Among the five men killed by "Leftie" are both the man responsible for putting the brain at the controls of the trolley, and the author of this example. If the ten hearts and "Leftie" are killed by the trolley, the ten prospective heart-transplant patients will die and their kidneys will be used to save the lives of twenty kidney-transplant patients, one of whom will grow up to cure cancer, and one of whom will grow up to be Hitler. There are other kidneys and dialysis machines available, however the brain does not know kidneys, and this is not a factor.

Assume that the brain's choice, whatever it turns out to be, will serve as an example to other brains-in-vats and so the effects of his decision will be amplified. Also assume that if the brain chooses the right side of the fork, an unjust war free of war crimes will ensue, while if the brain chooses the left fork, a just war fraught with war crimes will result. Furthermore, there is an intermittently active Cartesian demon deceiving the brain in such a manner that the brain is never sure if it is being deceived.

QUESTION: What should the brain do?

[ALTERNATIVE EXAMPLE: Same as above, except the brain has had a commisurotomy, and the left half of the brain is a consequentialist and the right side is an absolutist.]
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Post by: Mister Smalls on May 04, 2014, 07:06:20 pm
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_by_height (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_by_height)
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Post by: Ambious on May 04, 2014, 07:12:40 pm
Tatiana Maslany
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Post by: crow on May 04, 2014, 08:00:25 pm
Tried to kill myself in my college dorm and my friend's called the cops. I refused to go with them to the hospital and got pinned to the floor as they handcuffed me. They fractured my right knee in the process and I ended up being stuck in a solitary confinement room for 24 hours.

I kinda wish they'd of shot and killed me since my life has been miserable since.
Quote from
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Post by: Ansemaru on May 05, 2014, 05:58:41 pm
http://24.media.tumblr.com/f34cef1ab580089ec35e6533574edc35/tumblr_n54gfaa4rx1sk4vhco2_1280.jpg
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Post by: 🍆 on May 05, 2014, 10:10:14 pm
https://vine.co/v/MeaB03x7JWA
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Post by: STOG on May 09, 2014, 03:53:21 am
"McLaffyTaffy fucks up his ult. He is a nice person. I have nothing against him. The player playing Drow does, in big ALL CAPS letters. Fuck that guy forever. I have a special hatred for the guy playing Drow. I hope he is lying comatose on the sidewalk one day and some small child runs his balls over with his tricycle."
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Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on May 19, 2014, 03:54:53 am
(http://i.imgur.com/G4WuHDS.png)
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Post by: Cyberventurer on May 19, 2014, 10:27:05 am
(http://i.imgur.com/I5MLErQ.jpg)
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Post by: 🍆 on May 19, 2014, 11:07:21 am
(っ˘ڡ˘ς)
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Post by: Tiny Prancer on May 31, 2014, 04:36:30 pm
#rest in fucking pieces
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Post by: Old_Zircon on June 09, 2014, 07:01:44 pm
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-B1pqeZJkwKo/UThTRL5j-XI/AAAAAAAA0l0/kVZF6hS4tVM/s1600/gay-nazis1.jpg)
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Post by: PyroWulf on June 10, 2014, 05:23:20 pm
http://kotaku.com/final-fantasy-xiv-soon-to-be-plagued-by-rogues-and-ninj-1588916235
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Post by: Old_Zircon on June 11, 2014, 10:09:41 am
(http://www.northwestchicagofilmsociety.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Bens-LLs-009-542x1024.jpg)
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Post by: Old_Zircon on June 13, 2014, 11:18:12 am
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Post by: STOG on June 19, 2014, 03:12:34 pm
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Post by: Old_Zircon on June 20, 2014, 10:33:22 am
http://creationsd.org/ (http://creationsd.org/)
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Post by: Old_Zircon on June 22, 2014, 11:02:26 am
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Post by: cyclopeantrash on July 08, 2014, 10:45:27 pm
Amputated the leg in under 21⁄2 minutes (the patient died afterwards in the ward from hospital gangrene; they usually did in those pre-Listerian days). He amputated in addition the fingers of his young assistant (who died afterwards in the ward from hospital gangrene). He also slashed through the coat tails of a distinguished surgical spectator, who was so terrified that the knife had pierced his vitals he dropped dead from fright.

That was the only operation in history with a 300 percent mortality.
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Post by: Sovereign on July 13, 2014, 03:09:08 pm
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Post by: Ansemaru on July 15, 2014, 04:13:34 am
(http://i.gyazo.com/c10a537c66c83bc258919832913aaf54.png)
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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on July 15, 2014, 11:48:38 am
Sovereign, July 13, 2014, 03:09:08 pm
http://17000dollars.tumblr.com/post/91777954746/you-can-buy-roughly-425-copies-of-the-room-on
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Post by: 🍆 on July 15, 2014, 04:15:15 pm
#MentionThePersonThatYouLo

(I forgot to copy the last 2 letters)
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Post by: A Meat on July 15, 2014, 04:21:01 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/gLyfPZp.png)

I love you Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 21, 2014, 02:53:39 am
The blood-vomiting game (Japanese: 吐血の一局, doketsu no ikkyoku) is a famous game of Go of the Edo period of Japan, played on June 27, 1835 between Honinbo Jowa (white) and Intetsu Akaboshi (black). It is noted for the three /ghost moves/ that were allegedly given to Jowa during the game by ghosts, and for the premature death of the go prodigy Intetsu Akaboshi who died soon after coughing up blood onto the board[citation needed] after the game. Selected moves of the game are shown in diagrams.
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Post by: STOG on August 09, 2014, 09:18:26 am
08:16:56 ‹catgrips› cat grips is cats dancing to death grips
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 13, 2014, 01:43:26 am
It is the fall of 1998, and you and Candace (a girl in your grade 11 class whom you've mustered up the courage to ask on a date) are driving home from seeing Rush Hour in your mom's 1994 Toyota Tercel. Trying to avoid awkward small-talk (when all you can think about is a goodnight kiss), you turn the radio to your favourite FM station. The tail-end of Aerosmith's "I don't wanna miss a thing" fades out into the night air.
"Did you see Armageddon this summer?" She asks.
"No." You say after a pause not wanting to admit you saw that shitty fucking movie.
"Oh. I really liked it. I've got a thing for Ben Affleck."
At this point you realize the night is completely ruined. She has a thing for pseudo-intellectual hacks with a Boston accent. She probably has the poster for Good Will Hunting (1997) hanging up in her room. You're screwed. Why did you take her to Rush Hour? You should have known she was too good for jokes about "a black man's radio".
Your thoughts are all a blur as you reach her street. In fact, you miss it all together and have to go back around the block. Flustered, you turn up the radio only to come across the most beautiful thing your ears have ever heard. Suddenly, you look over at Candace gazing back on you. Not quite deer in headlights, but not quite love at first sight. But you know it is special. You pull into her driveway next to a razor scooter and a few Mighty Ducks branded mini sticks (her little brother's, of course) and place the car in park. Eyes lock, and she puts her hand on the arm of your corduroy over-shirt and tells you she had an amazing night.
"Would you like to go out together next weekend? There's a video dance going on at the Community centre."
"I'd love that." She says
After a long silence, with only the angelic hymns of a yet to be named song as your encouragement, you lean over the gear shift and place a kiss on Candace's lips. She doesn't pull away- a miracle.
All you can taste is this moment. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdYWuo9OFAw)
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Post by: 🍆 on August 13, 2014, 02:28:34 am
https://33.media.tumblr.com/8643d1d56abb1f26c4badb90a0320e75/tumblr_na5y5e82UB1swx9mxo1_500.jpg
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Post by: Runic on August 13, 2014, 12:07:50 pm
The Rise and Fall of Apartheid
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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on August 13, 2014, 01:06:13 pm
 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill customer who thought the ads were a personal attack on him, held two employees of an Atlanta, Georgia, Domino's restaurant hostage for over five hours. After forcing them to make him a pizza and making demands for $100,000, getaway transportation, and a copy of The Widow's Son, Noid surrendered to the police.
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Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on August 18, 2014, 01:44:00 am
Possibly NSFW: crotch-face (http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/233/4/6/Mostro__2_by_FaGian.png)
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Post by: Mister Smalls on August 18, 2014, 01:55:57 am
http://www.propstore.com/products.htm?movieId=1548&viewMode=2&pageNum=1
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Post by: STOG on August 21, 2014, 03:34:35 pm
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Post by: STOG on August 28, 2014, 11:02:47 pm
#DescribeAGamerIn4Words *guttural howling continues endlesly*
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Post by: PyroWulf on August 29, 2014, 12:25:04 am
http://i.imgur.com/0ErsbQX.gif
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Post by: STOG on August 30, 2014, 02:03:23 pm
(sing this to the Batman theme song)

nanananananana CAT JAIL

nanananananana CAT JAIL

CAT JAIL

CAT JAAAAAAAAIL
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Post by: 🍆 on August 31, 2014, 02:33:02 am
https://31.media.tumblr.com/688b438f5d0680f990b6fdd9f3a2ecd2/tumblr_inline_mo2rm9z4EN1qz4rgp.gif
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Post by: cyclopeantrash on September 12, 2014, 05:42:57 pm
Paedohysteria is nothing to do with preventing actual harm to children and everything to do with regulating male pleasure. Here is proof, if ever it were needed.
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Post by: junior associate faguar on September 15, 2014, 02:56:20 pm
Ill be honest the badguy from fern gulley always made me hard
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Post by: Tiny Prancer on September 15, 2014, 03:14:04 pm
(I think it's common consensus that Hexxus was unsettling sexual for a children's movie. Being voiced by Tim Curry likely had something to do with it. And also that musical number where he basically fucks pollution.)
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on September 16, 2014, 10:04:20 am
Take Buccaneer.
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Post by: Runic on September 16, 2014, 12:37:00 pm
CR Gas: This potent incapacitating agent causes
eye twitching and temporary blindness, severe coughing
and breathing difficulty, skin irritation, and panic.
Affected characters suffer 1d10 ÷ 2 damage, a –30
modifier to sight-based Perception Tests, and a –20
modifier to all other actions for 20 minutes (5 minutes
if the character has medichines). [Low]
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Post by: Bobalay on September 16, 2014, 11:46:30 pm
they were talking about naming hurricanes on the in-flight thing as we were landing at narita and the announcer said "this is the first time we've waited this long for the D since 1994" and oh mY GOD IM DYING
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Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on September 17, 2014, 03:38:35 pm
CR Gas: This potent incapacitating agent causes
eye twitching and temporary blindness, severe coughing
and breathing difficulty, skin irritation, and panic.
Affected characters suffer 1d10 ÷ 2 damage, a –30
modifier to sight-based Perception Tests, and a –20
modifier to all other actions for 20 minutes (5 minutes
if the character has medichines). [Low]
Runic, September 16, 2014, 12:37:00 pm

My character's gonna spend all of today's game in his vacsuit, so you know.
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Post by: A Meat on September 17, 2014, 03:45:40 pm
probably NSFW (http://i.imgur.com/pLUqVN8.jpg)
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Post by: I, EmmaGhost on September 18, 2014, 06:09:15 pm
http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/korra-215-clip.html

Ah, yes. Sneak peak at Korra!
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Post by: Ambious on September 19, 2014, 03:56:02 pm
http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/korra-215-clip.html

Ah, yes. Sneak peak at Korra!
brianabird, September 18, 2014, 06:09:15 pm

(http://i.imgur.com/avDPkRI.jpg)
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on September 22, 2014, 01:37:42 pm
#lionelhutz
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Post by: Tophat on September 22, 2014, 06:00:13 pm
温馨提示:
1充值前需要登录游戏,并进入一次商城方可充值。
2每次充值必须为100的倍数,单次充值金额不小于100点券。
3Q点/Q币与点券的兑换比例为 :1Q点=10点券,1Q币=100点券
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Post by: Down10 on September 24, 2014, 03:27:25 am
So if you hear a C-major chord with an equal temperament, you've heard it a million times before and your brain accepts it. But if you hear a chord that you've never heard before, you're like, "huh." And your brain has to change shape to accept it. And once it's changed shape, then you have changed as a person, in a tiny way. And if you have a whole combination of all these different frequencies, you're basically reconfiguring your brain. And then you've changed as a person, and you can go and do something else. It's a constant change. It could sound pretty cosmic and hippie, but that is exactly what's going on.
—Aphex Twin, from this exceptional interview (http://pitchfork.com/features/cover-story/reader/aphex-twin/)
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Post by: 🍆 on September 24, 2014, 04:14:59 am
AOE2 PR0 MLG MAD SKILLZ | 360 NO SCOPE
by ZeroEmpires - Age of Empires 2
Recommended for you
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Post by: Runic on September 26, 2014, 03:55:20 pm
www.cmkosemen.com/snaiad
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on September 28, 2014, 02:09:59 pm
our budget doesn't allow for pregnant prostitutes
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Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on October 08, 2014, 07:27:28 pm
In the grim darkness of the year 2050, civilization has collapsed and risen again; to preserve the fragile remnants of society, all law is vested in the massively-hung shafts of the FUTACOPS, who serve as judge, jury, and executioner on the lawless streets of the fallen earth.
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Post by: Tiny Prancer on October 08, 2014, 10:38:27 pm
I don't think I like this new adaption of Judge Dredd very much
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Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on October 08, 2014, 11:47:17 pm
Megadicky 01.
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Post by: I, EmmaGhost on October 09, 2014, 12:28:31 am

That might be nsfw. It involves catchy pop music and somewhat scantily dressed ladies.
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 13, 2014, 09:17:28 pm
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/03/classy-as-ever-gawker-spits-on-the-corpse-of-andrew-breitbart/
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Post by: A Meat on October 14, 2014, 07:06:47 am
(http://i.imgur.com/C3HgMsz.png?1)
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Post by: 🍆 on October 14, 2014, 07:34:30 am
(http://i.imgur.com/WZmTgrH.png)
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on October 16, 2014, 09:02:53 am
subpoena
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Post by: Rust on October 16, 2014, 09:54:32 am
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on October 23, 2014, 01:49:19 pm
Here she is! I've got to write in the Unicorn kata by hand since you're letting me have it for free, but the rest should be done.
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Post by: Runic on October 23, 2014, 03:09:14 pm
The First Emancipator
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Post by: A Meat on October 24, 2014, 12:36:06 pm
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 24, 2014, 01:17:24 pm
[whispers seductively into yr ear, nibbles yr earlobe] listen, the steel beams in Tower A could never have melted at that te
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on October 28, 2014, 11:20:18 am
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/Pedro_Pascal_in_The_Miracle_at_Naples,_2009.jpg)

Pedro Pascal in The Miracle at Naples, for a friend who recently decided that his character in our 7th Sea game was played by the guy.
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Post by: Frank West on October 28, 2014, 12:27:53 pm
ASIMO (アシモ Ashimo?)
Humanoid robot created by Honda in 2000. It appears as Koizumi's partner in his match with Hitler and Tristan on the Fourth Reich's moon base. It has the ability to change the appearance of tiles using a holographic projector, among other "ASIMO weapons."
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on October 28, 2014, 12:55:16 pm
ASIMO (アシモ Ashimo?)
Humanoid robot created by Honda in 2000. It appears as Koizumi's partner in his match with Hitler and Tristan on the Fourth Reich's moon base. It has the ability to change the appearance of tiles using a holographic projector, among other "ASIMO weapons."
FrAAAAHnk West, October 28, 2014, 12:27:53 pm

Oh my GOD, is this that anime about world leaders deciding disputes through Mahjongg? That shit has to be the most cracked-out thing I've seen in a while.
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Post by: Frank West on October 28, 2014, 01:53:19 pm
ASIMO (アシモ Ashimo?)
Humanoid robot created by Honda in 2000. It appears as Koizumi's partner in his match with Hitler and Tristan on the Fourth Reich's moon base. It has the ability to change the appearance of tiles using a holographic projector, among other "ASIMO weapons."
FrAAAAHnk West, October 28, 2014, 12:27:53 pm

Oh my GOD, is this that anime about world leaders deciding disputes through Mahjongg? That shit has to be the most cracked-out thing I've seen in a while.
TheCrawlingChaos, October 28, 2014, 12:55:16 pm

Yes. My co-worker did not believe it was a real thing. Sadly it looks like any clips of the show have been removed from youtube, so I can't share it with everybody.
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Post by: A Meat on October 28, 2014, 03:44:20 pm
Just read the manga

http://www.mangapanda.com/1413/the-legend-of-koizumi.html
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Post by: Runic on October 28, 2014, 07:26:30 pm
Oradour-sur-Glane.
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Post by: punpun on October 28, 2014, 09:22:58 pm
d1bbbb
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on November 07, 2014, 11:04:56 am
I unequivocally refuse to be associated with this.
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Post by: Runic on November 07, 2014, 11:11:26 am
With Trilobite, Richard Fortey, paleontologist and author of the acclaimed Life, offers a marvelously written, smart and compelling, accessible and witty scientific narrative of the most ubiquitous of fossil creatures.

Trilobites were shelled animals that lived in the oceans over five hundred million years ago. As bewilderingly diverse then as the beetle is today, they survived in the arctic or the tropics, were spiky or smooth, were large as lobsters or small as fleas. And because they flourished for three hundred million years, they can be used to glimpse a less evolved world of ancient continents and vanished oceans. Erudite and entertaining, this book is a uniquely exuberant homage to a fabulously singular species.
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Post by: STOG on November 08, 2014, 09:51:32 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1ifHNBIgAEogbU.jpg)
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on November 10, 2014, 06:43:42 pm
I was joking before, but are you actually dyslexic?
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on November 10, 2014, 11:39:36 pm
vasylina holodilina (She's really awesome. Very OTT Slavic digital painting at its finest. Lots of boobs.)
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Post by: Mistress Eva on November 11, 2014, 01:32:48 am
vasylina holodilina (She's really awesome. Very OTT Slavic digital painting at its finest. Lots of boobs.)
TheCrawlingChaos, November 10, 2014, 11:39:36 pm

She is a favorite of mine. Also boobs.
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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on November 12, 2014, 12:11:29 am
THAT TRICERATOPS HAS HORNS WHERE THERE SHOULD BE EYES
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Post by: Runic on November 12, 2014, 10:27:30 am
Tiwa Olajuwon
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Post by: crow on November 12, 2014, 12:16:22 pm
http://www.holyincarnation.org
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Post by: Rust on November 12, 2014, 12:18:36 pm
[19:32:54] You create a yoke.
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Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on November 12, 2014, 07:25:33 pm
Tiwa Olajuwon
Runic, November 12, 2014, 10:27:30 am

(http://i.imgur.com/vrMCZq7.png)
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Post by: KingKalamari on November 12, 2014, 07:56:59 pm
All they wanted to do was pumpkins
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 14, 2014, 12:58:41 pm

Slavoj is wearing mostly fur. To his right, on the floor, is the headpiece of a dog costume, which is upturned and rather pungent.

Slavoj’s face is a blinking slab of clay looking out through thickets of drenched grey hair. His mouth is moving rapidly, but he has not spoken in several minutes. His immense mind is swelling palpably.

At some point, a sound like a stalled car engine echoes through the elevator, and the whole scene slips down several feet. One of the men in the corner screams. Slavoj, in a kind of perversely hygienic zen state, is unperturbed. The intercom crackles and buzzes, then clicks off. A set of emergency strip lights perks up.

One of the smartly dressed people steps cautiously toward the center of the elevator to try and peer through the doors. Slavoj quickly grabs the man with one paw and his own nose with the other. “Birds,” he spits.
The man gasps and slaps hysterically at Zizek’s thick fur arm.

“We say, you know, like animals, like this, birds,” Zizek says. His grip is jaw-like. “Oh we are animals, we are animals. We are birds trapped. This is vulgar.”

Zizek lets go in order to swat at his own eyeball and tug his own nose simultaneously. The liberated man tumbles backward into his smartly-dressed fellows, who are now stacked more tightly than before. “Obscene,” Zizek notes, squinting at the carpet.

“Of course in this film, the Dark Knight Ascending or whatever, you know, you have this wealthy industrialist, stockholder, whatever, who dresses up in an obscene costume, to look like a bat. And then you have a cat woman, and so on, and so on.” Zizek is interrupted by a pen that somebody has thrown at his face.

“Don’t, no,” one of the persons whispers.

“Violence,” Zizek conjectures. He is gathering fresh thoughts and chewing on them.

“Is he talking about the new Batman movie?” one of them asks. Nobody answers.

“But the mainstream you know critical response is that this is a very serious film. It is such bull shit. But this, I claim, is ideology. That we do not notice that our characters are dressed like animals, doing, you know, insane things, with violence and technology and so forth, and we applaud, say, yes, this is real, this is the real world, finally, thank god.”

Zizek is creeping toward the corner. The three smartly-dressed persons are keeping pace, sliding across the elevator wall to another corner. One of the persons stretches out and slaps the emergency alarm bell one more time, just before it is out of reach.

“Why not? Why do we not see it? The world that Christopher Nolan, who has made this film, wants to paint for us, he does not hide it at all. The background is the centerpiece, you know, the lower classes and criminals and so on, fighting the plutocracy, this is not simply the world that the animal people live in. It is actually their story, they talk about it, so we cannot see it except as they do. Very stupid.”

Zizek’s head suddenly shakes left and right very rapidly. Swarms of baby sweat beads burst off his facial hair and float away.

“I think that, you know,” Zizek continues, excitedly plucking at his nose, “a tension between the characters, you know, living their own lives, and so on, and the world that they do not notice. This is the world as it really is, you know, these are stories that happen. The stories about us cannot exist without the world we live in, but we don’t worry about so much. We worry about, my god, my wife, you know, she cheats on me with the senator, or whatever.” Zizek laughs.

“Is he… married?” one of the smartly-dressed persons asks, their hand raised to their mouth.

“So this grand operatic play, drama, film, where the hero is one society and the villain is another society, you know, but really they are a bat person and some kind of robot man, my god, give me a break. It is disgusting. But there is another irony, you know. This Bruce Wayne, the philanthropist playboy et cetera with such business acumen, he is not real to the film. He is like a ruse. And really it is when he is unmasked, when you know the situation gets bad, that he puts on a simple physical mask but becomes what we really already know of ourselves. He is then this violent,” Zizek pauses here to ruffle his own hair madly, “insensate, raving lunatic who climbs buildings and frightens criminals and whatever. This I claim. Let me start, with, an example, which may surprise you.”

But Zizek is interrupted as the elevator creaks again and seems to very slowly lurch sideways. Then, with a terrible whipcrack, everything drops another ten feet or so. The elevator stops again with a deafening clang, then settles, groaning. Zizek has lost his balance while the three smartly-dressed persons lean on one another for theirs. Seeing an opportunity, one of the smartly dressed persons kicks Zizek squarely in his tan dog belly, and Zizek tumbles backward, yelling “barbarians!”

“Quick!” yells one of the smartly dressed persons. “The maintenance hatch!” And they point to the hatch which, indeed, seems to have come loose.With frankly impressive unspoken coordination, they hoist one another up through the new aperture and on top of the elevator. Two of them make it out. The third man, left in the elevator, is beaten senseless by the force of Zizek’s random kicks and flails. His suit wrecked and ruined, the man collapses backwards, mumbling about indecency. After the other two have reached the top, they spot a ladder that runs some endless length up the shaft.

No sooner have they all begun to climb the ladder, however, when they hear a tremendous bang behind them. The elevator has not started to fall again. But, looking back, they see a horrifying dog head peeking out from the top of the elevator, one terrible dog eye fixed on them, the other staring wildly into the dark. Zizek has begun to extricate himself with awful strength.

Transfixed, the two smartly dressed persons watch as Zizek pulls himself fully upward, stands triumphantly atop the elevator, and places the dog head over his own shoulders. Now fully costumed, he shakes his entire body. His tail whips at his legs and he begins coughing.

“It’s not possible,” one of the smartly dressed persons gasps.

Zizek resumes speaking, but his voice is transformed by the dog head. What comes out instead is an absurd, menacing growl, made louder by his desperation to be heard. His hands shoot out from him like the snapping mouths of blind coyotes. “RAGGH BAGGHH GAGHHH,” he bellows. The two smartly dressed persons nearly kick one another in their desperation to climb away.

Zizek too leaps onto the ladder, and not a moment too soon. As soon as he bounds off of it, the elevator finally gives way, scraping down the seemingly infinite shaft and screaming the entire way. Zizek is kicked in the face, and his dog head flies off. Its gaze does not relent as it disappears into the shaft’s inscrutable pit.

“I think I cannot imagine a better example of ideology,” Zizek explains, completely undeterred. The two smartly-dressed persons are nearly choked by the toxic odor that rises from Zizek. “Rise, rise,” Zizek mimics, “and so on. But what does this mean, rise.”

Somewhere far up the ladder, a short burst of light cracks the tunnel.

He continues: “But it is precisely because everything in the film has already been recognized, given significance, by the moral actors in the film, that he cannot do this, because their judgments must then be his, which he hands to us. So either he is saying the obvious, you know, that it is necessary to dress like an animal and beat back the savages, my god, for Nolan, these poor and imprisoned or whatever. Or he is trying to distance himself from that statement by remaining ambiguous, but then only saying nothing.”

“My god,” Zizek laughs. “Either it is a disgusting film or it is a very bad film.”

The smartly-dressed person pauses to argue with him. “You haven’t seen the fucking movie,” he shouts, turning around and hanging onto the ladder with one hand. But Zizek merely tugs at the person’s tie, pulling their face down to Zizek’s. An enormous furry paw caps the man’s head and pulls down what appears to be a toupee until it is obscuring the man’s eyes. Blind, flailing, the man drops off the ladder and hurtles into the pitch-black abyss, still complaining that nobody has seen the movie.

“Idiots,” Zizek explains.

As he continues to climb the ladder, he speaks at length about the stupidity of Commissioner Gordon, the feminist inversion of the Catwoman, and so on, and so on. Some untold distance down the pit, a dog’s head with long powerful ears nods and blinks and sniffs at the impenetrable air.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 14, 2014, 02:46:08 pm

Slavoj is wearing mostly fur. To his right, on the floor, is the headpiece of a dog costume, which is upturned and rather pungent.

Slavoj’s face is a blinking slab of clay looking out through thickets of drenched grey hair. His mouth is moving rapidly, but he has not spoken in several minutes. His immense mind is swelling palpably.

At some point, a sound like a stalled car engine echoes through the elevator, and the whole scene slips down several feet. One of the men in the corner screams. Slavoj, in a kind of perversely hygienic zen state, is unperturbed. The intercom crackles and buzzes, then clicks off. A set of emergency strip lights perks up.

One of the smartly dressed people steps cautiously toward the center of the elevator to try and peer through the doors. Slavoj quickly grabs the man with one paw and his own nose with the other. “Birds,” he spits.
The man gasps and slaps hysterically at Zizek’s thick fur arm.

“We say, you know, like animals, like this, birds,” Zizek says. His grip is jaw-like. “Oh we are animals, we are animals. We are birds trapped. This is vulgar.”

Zizek lets go in order to swat at his own eyeball and tug his own nose simultaneously. The liberated man tumbles backward into his smartly-dressed fellows, who are now stacked more tightly than before. “Obscene,” Zizek notes, squinting at the carpet.

“Of course in this film, the Dark Knight Ascending or whatever, you know, you have this wealthy industrialist, stockholder, whatever, who dresses up in an obscene costume, to look like a bat. And then you have a cat woman, and so on, and so on.” Zizek is interrupted by a pen that somebody has thrown at his face.

“Don’t, no,” one of the persons whispers.

“Violence,” Zizek conjectures. He is gathering fresh thoughts and chewing on them.

“Is he talking about the new Batman movie?” one of them asks. Nobody answers.

“But the mainstream you know critical response is that this is a very serious film. It is such bull shit. But this, I claim, is ideology. That we do not notice that our characters are dressed like animals, doing, you know, insane things, with violence and technology and so forth, and we applaud, say, yes, this is real, this is the real world, finally, thank god.”

Zizek is creeping toward the corner. The three smartly-dressed persons are keeping pace, sliding across the elevator wall to another corner. One of the persons stretches out and slaps the emergency alarm bell one more time, just before it is out of reach.

“Why not? Why do we not see it? The world that Christopher Nolan, who has made this film, wants to paint for us, he does not hide it at all. The background is the centerpiece, you know, the lower classes and criminals and so on, fighting the plutocracy, this is not simply the world that the animal people live in. It is actually their story, they talk about it, so we cannot see it except as they do. Very stupid.”

Zizek’s head suddenly shakes left and right very rapidly. Swarms of baby sweat beads burst off his facial hair and float away.

“I think that, you know,” Zizek continues, excitedly plucking at his nose, “a tension between the characters, you know, living their own lives, and so on, and the world that they do not notice. This is the world as it really is, you know, these are stories that happen. The stories about us cannot exist without the world we live in, but we don’t worry about so much. We worry about, my god, my wife, you know, she cheats on me with the senator, or whatever.” Zizek laughs.

“Is he… married?” one of the smartly-dressed persons asks, their hand raised to their mouth.

“So this grand operatic play, drama, film, where the hero is one society and the villain is another society, you know, but really they are a bat person and some kind of robot man, my god, give me a break. It is disgusting. But there is another irony, you know. This Bruce Wayne, the philanthropist playboy et cetera with such business acumen, he is not real to the film. He is like a ruse. And really it is when he is unmasked, when you know the situation gets bad, that he puts on a simple physical mask but becomes what we really already know of ourselves. He is then this violent,” Zizek pauses here to ruffle his own hair madly, “insensate, raving lunatic who climbs buildings and frightens criminals and whatever. This I claim. Let me start, with, an example, which may surprise you.”

But Zizek is interrupted as the elevator creaks again and seems to very slowly lurch sideways. Then, with a terrible whipcrack, everything drops another ten feet or so. The elevator stops again with a deafening clang, then settles, groaning. Zizek has lost his balance while the three smartly-dressed persons lean on one another for theirs. Seeing an opportunity, one of the smartly dressed persons kicks Zizek squarely in his tan dog belly, and Zizek tumbles backward, yelling “barbarians!”

“Quick!” yells one of the smartly dressed persons. “The maintenance hatch!” And they point to the hatch which, indeed, seems to have come loose.With frankly impressive unspoken coordination, they hoist one another up through the new aperture and on top of the elevator. Two of them make it out. The third man, left in the elevator, is beaten senseless by the force of Zizek’s random kicks and flails. His suit wrecked and ruined, the man collapses backwards, mumbling about indecency. After the other two have reached the top, they spot a ladder that runs some endless length up the shaft.

No sooner have they all begun to climb the ladder, however, when they hear a tremendous bang behind them. The elevator has not started to fall again. But, looking back, they see a horrifying dog head peeking out from the top of the elevator, one terrible dog eye fixed on them, the other staring wildly into the dark. Zizek has begun to extricate himself with awful strength.

Transfixed, the two smartly dressed persons watch as Zizek pulls himself fully upward, stands triumphantly atop the elevator, and places the dog head over his own shoulders. Now fully costumed, he shakes his entire body. His tail whips at his legs and he begins coughing.

“It’s not possible,” one of the smartly dressed persons gasps.

Zizek resumes speaking, but his voice is transformed by the dog head. What comes out instead is an absurd, menacing growl, made louder by his desperation to be heard. His hands shoot out from him like the snapping mouths of blind coyotes. “RAGGH BAGGHH GAGHHH,” he bellows. The two smartly dressed persons nearly kick one another in their desperation to climb away.

Zizek too leaps onto the ladder, and not a moment too soon. As soon as he bounds off of it, the elevator finally gives way, scraping down the seemingly infinite shaft and screaming the entire way. Zizek is kicked in the face, and his dog head flies off. Its gaze does not relent as it disappears into the shaft’s inscrutable pit.

“I think I cannot imagine a better example of ideology,” Zizek explains, completely undeterred. The two smartly-dressed persons are nearly choked by the toxic odor that rises from Zizek. “Rise, rise,” Zizek mimics, “and so on. But what does this mean, rise.”

Somewhere far up the ladder, a short burst of light cracks the tunnel.

He continues: “But it is precisely because everything in the film has already been recognized, given significance, by the moral actors in the film, that he cannot do this, because their judgments must then be his, which he hands to us. So either he is saying the obvious, you know, that it is necessary to dress like an animal and beat back the savages, my god, for Nolan, these poor and imprisoned or whatever. Or he is trying to distance himself from that statement by remaining ambiguous, but then only saying nothing.”

“My god,” Zizek laughs. “Either it is a disgusting film or it is a very bad film.”

The smartly-dressed person pauses to argue with him. “You haven’t seen the fucking movie,” he shouts, turning around and hanging onto the ladder with one hand. But Zizek merely tugs at the person’s tie, pulling their face down to Zizek’s. An enormous furry paw caps the man’s head and pulls down what appears to be a toupee until it is obscuring the man’s eyes. Blind, flailing, the man drops off the ladder and hurtles into the pitch-black abyss, still complaining that nobody has seen the movie.

“Idiots,” Zizek explains.

As he continues to climb the ladder, he speaks at length about the stupidity of Commissioner Gordon, the feminist inversion of the Catwoman, and so on, and so on. Some untold distance down the pit, a dog’s head with long powerful ears nods and blinks and sniffs at the impenetrable air.
chai tea latte, November 14, 2014, 12:58:41 pm
thegreatestthingihaveeverread.txt
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Post by: chases parked cars on November 15, 2014, 02:29:17 pm
http://www.gamestop.com/trade

(no seriously the trade values are listed on the site and on the app now stop calling us with a list of 40 different items ffs)
(...also i wonder how i should fell about having this Ctrl+C'd in the first place)
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Post by: A Meat on November 18, 2014, 02:42:53 am
The match concludes with a rap from religious figure, Jesus Christ.
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Post by: Runic on November 18, 2014, 10:02:48 am
Would you care to sup with me friend?
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 01, 2014, 03:39:09 am
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 01, 2014, 02:40:10 pm
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
chai tea latte, December 01, 2014, 03:39:09 am
How did you find out my morning routine?
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Post by: Tiny Prancer on December 01, 2014, 05:06:53 pm
true fact that is one of my favorite things ever written on the internet
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Post by: NERRRRD on December 03, 2014, 10:38:55 pm
From a doc i'm working on, the oldest recorded use of ginseng. http://www.itmonline.org/journal/arts/ginsengnature.htm
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Post by: STOG on December 03, 2014, 11:29:52 pm
"when is burgers?" grandpa says. the world says "look around you. all around you, it is now burgertime." sliders on wings flap near the lake
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Post by: Rust on December 04, 2014, 02:00:03 am
Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand.
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 05, 2014, 03:08:04 am
http://dailyxtra.com/vancouver/news/anti-gay-activist-slips-pride-hand-fake-condoms-90567
i am already hailing it as a 'masterful', 'transgressive' 'art attack... on obsolete dichotomies of the north american culture war', saying 'does this performance not ask, "if an old weird bigot can perform as, publicly become, and enjoy the becoming of, a cute pink-haired atheist femmebear, while being on the inside his 'true self' all along, does that not shatter our asymmetric, bourgeois conceptions of "the closet"?'

i also called it an 'incendiary', 'dynamite' work, claiming 'whatcott is a late bloomer as performance art goes... but i can't wait to see what he does next'
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Post by: STOG on December 07, 2014, 01:59:04 pm
superman pregnant #GAMERGATE
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Post by: Runic on December 07, 2014, 03:48:24 pm
Polyphêmos
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Post by: BomberJacket on December 13, 2014, 11:22:27 am
Was doing some Christmas shopping and I came across this in the questions section for a quadrotor camera drone.

Would this be appropriate to shoot ariel footage in a low quality pornographic film?
asked by Rusty Trombone on July 4, 2014

Did 'ariel' sign a release?
Drew In WI answered on August 5, 2014

The other answers are pretty great too.

http://www.amazon.com/Would-appropriate-footage-quality-pornographic/forum/Fx3L35HS1YHI81N/Tx391B96DV01YNM/1/ref=cm_cd_naredir?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B00D3IN11Q&cdItems=25&store=generic (http://www.amazon.com/Would-appropriate-footage-quality-pornographic/forum/Fx3L35HS1YHI81N/Tx391B96DV01YNM/1/ref=cm_cd_naredir?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B00D3IN11Q&cdItems=25&store=generic)
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Post by: Ashto on December 13, 2014, 12:30:53 pm
https://wfunder.com/project/185#basics

Apparently some "game company" has their campaign pulled from Kickstarter for being fishy. They asked for donations on their own site, fell off the map for a while, and have now resurfaced with a new game pitch on a different crowdfunding site.

The artwork is nice, but the lack of in-game... well, anything, makes everything seem kinda suspicious. Again.
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 21, 2014, 01:13:25 am
Back before everyone started pretending they always hated Cosby, I was the only person I knew who didn't like The Cosby Show, and it sucked because in my experience lots of people assumed I was a racist for not liking that, but liking shit like Full House when I was a kid.

So, I guess what i'm saying is that now that the world has come around to my point of view, I'm realizing that I've benefited from these rapes more than anyone else.
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Post by: montrith on December 21, 2014, 03:15:46 am
SO GLAD somebody getting raped has made you a happier person! Seriously, no sarcasm!

Meanwhile, NSFW because features playing the bongos with your boobs. In fact, that's the whole reason I'm linking to this. The boob bongo playing.

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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on December 21, 2014, 12:47:53 pm

The Adventures of Bee and PuppyCat. If you haven't watched it, do. It's awesome.
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 31, 2014, 04:35:04 pm
http://sjc.usu.edu/facultyandstaff/htm/directory/memberID=6322
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on January 01, 2015, 02:34:43 pm
https://twitter.com/GuyInYourMFA <--- Everyone who has a Twitter should be following this. It's amazing.
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Post by: Old_Zircon on January 18, 2015, 10:14:24 am
1827... Score: 2... Publishing.

1835... Score: 1... Publishing.

1838... Score: 1... Publishing.

1844... Score: 2... Publishing. Error

1845... Score: 2... Publishing. Error

1846... Score: 2... Publishing. Error
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Post by: Runic on January 18, 2015, 03:15:07 pm
Conrad Williams
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 18, 2015, 03:23:37 pm
Goldilocks finds three lists for good anime in the bears’ house

The first list is completely empty. ‘Anime is bad! Don’t watch it’ it says. ‘No anime feels will be found here.’
Goldilocks: There is not enough anime on this list to last me any amount of time

Then she looked at the next list. It was too long… filled with spin offs and terrible non-canon characters
Goldilocks shook her head…. This asked for more time than she was willing to put in to watching anime

Then she saw the third list, filled with classic anime characters and series, but without filler seasons included out of sentiment and misguided fanboyism
Goldlocks: this is the anime list I will use to guide my future anime watching
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Post by: crow on January 19, 2015, 03:14:33 pm
www.hentai.republican
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Post by: JonRG on January 19, 2015, 03:22:00 pm
http://imgur.com/gallery/Em7LQ
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Post by: Isfahan on January 19, 2015, 07:15:27 pm
i have a problem

[Viper]
M: 2F/G Multi-cannon
M: 2F/G Multi-cannon
S: 1E/G Beam Laser
S: 1E/G Beam Laser
U: 0I Chaff Launcher
U: 0C Kill Warrant Scanner

BH: 1I Military Grade Composite
RB: 3A Power Plant
TM: 3D Thrusters
FH: 3A Frame Shift Drive
EC: 2D Life Support
PC: 3A Power Distributor
SS: 3D Sensors
FS: 2C Fuel Tank (Capacity: 4)

3: 3A Shield Generator
3: 3A Shield Cell Bank
2: 2A Fuel Scoop
1: 1C Advanced Discovery Scanner
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Post by: A Meat on January 20, 2015, 12:21:33 pm
Probably NSFW musical piece (http://youtu.be/iFunx2E2on8)
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 27, 2015, 03:55:19 pm
Infrateal posted:
ok now its time for everyone's favorite gameshow GUESS THE SUCKLING'S PROVENANCE with your host, Unnnnnnncle SAM!

*crowd whoops n jiggles*

Uncle SAM: HOW Y'ALL DOIN' TONITE??!?!

*crowd whoops it to the nth degree*

Uncle SAM: Oh say can you see the fine croppa crappin' crawlers we pro-cure-ated para ti-i mean PARTY! time to PARTTTAY!

*crowd vocalizes all festive-like*

(Uncle SAM walks over to row of gleaming, oversized silver dish lids and begins lifting them up, revealing BABIES. Dish number ONE holds a beige baby with brown hair an insouciant smirk. Dish number TWO holds a pink baby in an orange jumpsuit with "heartbreaker" written on one sleeve and "ballbreaker" on the other. The baby is cooing disdainfully. Dish number THREE holds a deep umber baby who seems reluctant to emerge from under the dish. He reaches into his diaper and withdraws a tiny silver thimble, placing it on his head. Now he is ecstatic.)

Uncle SAM: And laaaaast but not leeeeast...

(Uncle SAM lifts lid number FOUR, revealing a green baby sitting stock-still. Her eyes are lavender and her diaper is a leaf.)

*crowd gasps*

(baby number FOUR turns to face audience. Tentatively, her eyes unfurl. They were buds before but now they are flowers. The many anthers are moving, tracking each audience member individually. She gurgles.)

*crowd hoots and honks*

Uncle Sam: Y'all know how this is gonna shake down. Three of these whippersnappers are 110% Purebred Heartland Homehearth Whitebread Cornfed Hee-Haw Dogsled Diaper Wiper Wittle Citizens and the other is... is a...

(Visible perspiration breaks out on UNCLE SAM'S forehead. Tributaries of sweat meet on the tip of his great hook nose and pool into a dangling globule. The audience is clearly enraptured by the process)

*crowds murmurs n mumbles, musical 'merican musings*

(the sweat globule has dripped away, leaving a nubbin of deposited minerals at the end of UNCLE SAM'S nose. His forehead is sweating buckets now, construction-orange hydraulic limbs emerge from his hairline and dump actual buckets of sweat on his face. As droplet upon droplet cascade from his snout, the miniature stalactite swells and takes form. In mere moments it has become a mighty SALT EAGLE.)

*crowd jumps for joy*

SALT EAGLE: keeaw? keewaaw??? KYYYAAHH!!!!

(the creature shakes free from UNCLE SAM'S nose, spreading its sodium pinions in rapturous, raptorous flight. It orbits UNCLE SAM'S head and he quickly stops sweating, seeming to take courage from the gyrations of his nasal gargoyle)

Uncle SAM: Yes. The other baby... is a... *gulps* a... a MONGREL FORINNER

*crowd recoils and screams. many women faint. many men draw their weapons and feint at invisible enemies. many of the weapons have fainted. droopy cutlasses flounce harmlessly through the air*

Uncle SAM: And it's UP TO YOU! It's UP TO YOU to protect AMAIRICKUH, to suss out the interloper, to sit in the driver's seat of teh justice bus and fingerbang LADY LIBERTY until she skeets so hard she drops her torch! And the torch lands on the evil baby!

(Curtains behind the stage are pulled open, revealing the CrocsTM-shod feet of the STATUE OF LIBERTY. The babies stir restlessly as they notice their silver platters have been positioned at the center of a giant red X.)

Uncle SAM: YES! We have to... we have to REDRAW OUR BLOODLINES! IN PERMANENT MARKER! A vile force beyond the veil, beyond the vale surrounding our SHINING CITY ON A HILL, an insidious foe fumbles at the zipper of our hoodie and is trying to MAKE IT TO SECOND BASE with our MOTHERLAND!

(The babies look confused. Baby number ONE is blowing a spit bubble in the shape of a question mark. His insouciant grin appears forced. Baby number TWO has pooped her jumpsuit. Baby number THREE attempts to crawl away, but it becomes apparent that all of the babies have been implanted with MAGNETS, and the silver platters were really thinly-plated PIG IRON. Baby number FOUR is nervously farting, but the farts are butterflies, and attempt to pollinate her eyes. She swats them away and continues watching the audience. Beneath each baby a ruddy glimmer is reflected on the platter, as of a very large fire very high above.)

Uncle SAM: So it's UP TO YOU! Three of these cuddle dumplins are stuffed with real Angus beef! One is filthy fucking dogmeat! GOLDEN RETRIEVERS. THEY EAT GOLDEN RETRIEVERS. Clap and make an earthquake because you are the continental shelf because you hold the country in YOUR HANDS! NOW: YOU MUST CHOOSE.

*crowd whispers among themselves. they steal glances at each of the babies in turn.*

Baby Number ONE: a goo?

*crowd confers and gesticulates. consensus is reached around a counterclockwise thumb-rotating motion.*

Baby Number TWO: ha bah bah?

*crowd makes furious shooing and beckoning motions. a woman's voice blares outraged syllables over the hubbub. two men eye each other as if hankerin to wrastle. finally, the crowd settles into a sullen decision, as a flatulent dog kicked off its owner's bed may settle onto a patch of carpet*

Baby Number THREE: maf oof. mf. ahh!

*crowd enters pitched frenzy of argument. insults are hurled and also objects. wrastling is commenced. factions coalesce from the chaos, bunkers are improvised, the crowd is poised for an interminable war of attrition when STATUE OF LIBERTY is spotted tapping an enormous toe. An armistice is brokered. The crowd decides.*

Baby Number FOUR: [editor's note: we cannot reproduce the sound which emanated from baby number FOUR. our phonetics are wholly inadequate. we suspect that if every writing system and musical notation developed in the history of civilization were deployed simultaneously, we would still face this shortcoming. we suspect that if every mark made on paper, every keystroke, every arc of piss that scalds a snowbank, if all of this were recorded for ten thousand years and this record were to be considered as a single symbol--baby number FOUR would crawl through the ages, tiny knees flailing, gaining purchase through adventitious moments of friction, seconds buckling under her tiny weight, and she would appear to our descendants in the sanctum of their archive and she would laugh, and that sound would send each molecule of air on a unique euphonious trajectory, galvanizing the atmosphere, reverberating, and the folly of millenia would become apparent and immaterial simultaneously because who could care about all that when each tiny hair of the cochlea is singing a different and more splendid song.]

*crowd eyes one another. crowd arches eyebrows. crowd nods.*

Uncle SAM: SO... ye made up ye minds? such dire deliberations deserve ample ticks to tock in but... *gestures at STATUE OF LIBERTY, who can be seen towering through multiple strata of cloud, idly tossing her TORCH.*

*crowd utters an affirmative*

(Babies are fidgeting)

Uncle SAM: ARE YOU READY TO BURN AND CRUSH A BABY??!??

*crowd w00ts a lil. just a lil.*

Uncle SAM: ARE YOU READY TO SAY, THESE THREE ARE REAL LIVE BABBEHS, AND THIS ONE IS A FUCKING DEFECTIVE NONPERSON SHIT TURD CRAP FART!?!?!?

*crowd ventures a more solid w00t. crowd is pretty sure it wants to w00tle. w00t.*

(Babies are making clumsy signs at one another. Baby Number TWO is peeling off her poopy jumpsuit. She is tattooed with the same proclamations as her sleeves. Baby Number FOUR is farting continuously now, and letting the butterflies settle where they may.)

Uncle SAM: ARE YOU READY TO DROP A MILLION POUNDS OF BURNING ALASKA CRUDE FROM ORBIT! ARE YOU READY TO DRILL BABY DRILL TO KILL BABY KILL!

*crowd w00ts majestically, as SALT EAGLE w00ts in antistrophe*

(Baby Number ONE is blowing larger and larger spit bubbles, joining them into a congeries of salivary envelopes. Baby Number THREE has removed the silver thimble from his head and is obsessively twisting it in his chubby fists.)

Uncle SAM: ALLLL RIGHT! WHICH IS IT! WHICH BABY IS WITCH!

*crowd, unanimously, points at Baby Number ONE/TWO/THREE/FOUR; the specifics are irrelevant because the effect is the same*

Uncle SAM: YESS! YOU HAVE CHOSEN WISELY! NOW, LADY LIBERTY! LET FREEDOM RING!

(Far, far above, in trans-Neptunian space, somewhere out beyond the Oort cloud, in the ethereal calm of interstellar boredom, a torch--burning despite the complete lack of oxidizer--begins to accelerate. It is going to hit Earth, hit a red X, but first there will be a brief encounter with--

(The babies' frantic industry has produced a thing. Convoluted chambers of spit-bubbles warp along a hyperbolic plane and enclose a lepidoptiary of butt-erflies flapping furiously while at the center of the arrangement an orange jumpsuit is affixed by means of sticky, cloying poop to the underside of a great bubble and three babies hold the garment in one hand and the fourth baby--actually Baby Number THREE--with their other hand, because Baby Number THREE has dialed in a vector on his thimble and the spitship takes off, overcoming the MAGNETS, rushing upward like the lilt of a baby's coo--

(The TORCH is falling and the BABIES are rising. Are they on a collision course? Have the BABIES escaped? Are they all FORRINERS? Was Uncle SAM in collusion (of course?) Was the crowd really one person (of coarse?) What you need to keep in mind is that it doesn't matter--this is all a ridiculous scenario unfolding in one person's mind (originally mine but now, with completely different nuance,, your own). It's not a metaphor or an monster cockysis, it's a ridiculous response to a ridiculous notion. If you really want my interpretation of the ending it's that the babies have escaped, they were all foreign, uncle sam knew it and knew they would escape, and the torch is going to explode into a beautiful fireworks display that will make the crowd forget all about the babies. You should forget all about the babies. I don't know how this post got so long. Whoops.)
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Post by: Fanzay on January 28, 2015, 02:40:37 pm
I have no idea where else to post this so here ya go, folks

http://benedictcumberbatchgenerator.tumblr.com/
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Post by: Runic on January 28, 2015, 03:03:15 pm
JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, "The letter grade is " + letterGrade + " and the grade point value is " + gradePointValue, null, JOptionPane.PLAIN_MESSAGE);
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Post by: Fanzay on January 28, 2015, 10:20:07 pm
i have a problem

[Viper]
M: 2F/G Multi-cannon
M: 2F/G Multi-cannon
S: 1E/G Beam Laser
S: 1E/G Beam Laser
U: 0I Chaff Launcher
U: 0C Kill Warrant Scanner

BH: 1I Military Grade Composite
RB: 3A Power Plant
TM: 3D Thrusters
FH: 3A Frame Shift Drive
EC: 2D Life Support
PC: 3A Power Distributor
SS: 3D Sensors
FS: 2C Fuel Tank (Capacity: 4)

3: 3A Shield Generator
3: 3A Shield Cell Bank
2: 2A Fuel Scoop
1: 1C Advanced Discovery Scanner
Isfahan, January 19, 2015, 07:15:27 pm

If this is your current build Isfahan, I'd switch out the gimballed size 1 beams with fixed beams, seeing as fixed guns get a damage boost, and you need that damage boost to crack an Anaconda's shields in any kind of reasonable time. Also, get better thrusters, and switch your Shield Cell bank for a B-class, you get more cells than an A.

What? No I can stop whenever I want, it's not like I have a problem or anything

Content:

Does for revolving limousines what Air Bud did for dogs and basketball. 10/10
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Post by: STOG on February 01, 2015, 02:16:59 pm
#superbowlEP what should i write about for my seahawks fanfiction assignment due tomorrow (500 words)?
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 01, 2015, 02:19:20 pm
#superbowlEP what should i write about for my seahawks fanfiction assignment due tomorrow (500 words)?
STOG, February 01, 2015, 02:16:59 pm
something with an inflation fetish
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Post by: STOG on February 01, 2015, 07:40:51 pm
#SuperBowlAds (A MAN BRINGS THE GUILLOTINE DOWN ON A NEWBORN BABY) Doritos Locos Tacos, available all night after the game!
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 10, 2015, 08:38:12 pm
people mad about kanye west grammys "beck"

e: people mad about kanye west grammys "beck" morning phase
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Post by: STOG on February 14, 2015, 11:14:27 am
Things I overhear: "Fifty Shades of Grey is going to be good, because it's finally legitimate porn!" Also someone's been throwing pizza
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Post by: Frank West on February 15, 2015, 11:17:01 am
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 15, 2015, 11:45:58 am
Right now, your mom is masturbating to a dirty book about a guy who duct tapes a young girl to a chair, blindfolds her, gags her, beats the shit out of her, then pulls a tampon out of her cooch and fucks her period pussy before spraying hot, salty jizz all over her face. With his huge cock. His huge, huge cock. So huge that she is scared of it, your mom in character as this 21 year old girl. The girl whom she is pretending to be while she is flicking her middle-aged bean is younger than you. She is younger than your younger sister. She is a mere four years older than you were when your mom would have been horrified to find a pack of purloined Virginia Slims crumpled up in your Levis when she was doing your laundry.

Right now your mom is pretending to be a girl who literally just turned old enough to drink, who meets a notorious but reclusive billionaire “industrialist” who made huge sums of money in the way that women think “industrialists” make money, which is: they don’t know, so he just owns a bunch of factories where things are made by hand right here in the good old U S of A and a bunch of farms where man and beast alike are treated ethically and humanely. When asked about his massive hoard of non-inherited money bootstrapped from nothing with the sweat of his brow the man, who is under thirty, speaks of how he “knows people” and the key is his forty thousand employees, all of whom he has hand-selected and pays what they’re worth and listens to their ideas and etc., even though his army of hot young blonde secretaries are terrified of him. The girl had to interview him for the school paper when her cub journalist roommate got sick, and then he tracked her down and made the girl his fuckslave.

This is what your middle aged suburban mom likes to think about when she pulls her Rabbit™, which is a bright purple larger-than-average artificial penis with rotating pearl-like bearings along the shaft and a clitoral stimulator shaped like the eponymous animal—when your 55 year old presumably overweight mother who has not groomed her salt and pepper pubic area in several decades and has what appears to be the scalp of 1982 Jerry Garcia affixed to her crotch—when she pulls this machine out of the dishwasher after your father has passed out in front of Sportscenter, when she unbuttons the top few buttons of her generously cut Walmart® Faded Glory™ jeans and teases the top of her mons pubis slightly with the tip of her index finger, she is beginning to think about this steely-eyed, young, and virile master of the universe—of her hot, moist universe. She is thinking about being a lithe virginal 21 year old whose pussy tastes like butterscotch, having the back of her neck held in a Vulcan death grip and her face forced into a pillow near to the point of suffocation while her wrists are duct taped behind her back with duct tape that this man– who looks exactly like Robert Pattinson, since the story originated as TWILIGHT fan fiction— this man purchased right in front of her, personally, at the hardware store where she had part time employment in her college town. He made a special trip and carved time out of his billionaire’s day to travel to her small community and purchase the accoutrements of brutal sexual bondage at the quaint mom and pop Tru Value where she earns $7.50 an hour, so as to communicate in a menacing but alluring manner that this accidental substitute cub reporter for the college newspaper was his desired catamite.

So she is thinking about being quasi-forcibly penetrated with this man’s impossibly generous and perfectly complected cock, your mom. A cock which is stretching her 21 year old butterscotch tasting pussy that even though said pussy has drunk deeply of this same member on a few prior occasions, this bone-white and rigid member is so impossibly huge that it still manages to push her open and stretch and sting. And yet somehow it miraculously fits, inside your mom. Who had hoped to have a sort of luxurious drawn out teasing period with the tip of her index finger on her mons pubis and outer labia before going whole hog with the Rabbit™ but the thought of his hot breath on her neck as he leaned on her and pushed her gagged face into the mattress was just too hot and she just plunged the whirring churning rotating rabbit inside her right up to the hilt and came instantly like a volcano; she couldn’t help herself. Your mom.

So in conclusion: five stars.
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Post by: positive stress on February 17, 2015, 09:20:46 pm
no idea what you're talking about, i'm a bread man to the grave, haven't you seen my "bread til dead" tattoo
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on February 19, 2015, 04:35:55 pm
"OKAYSOGROUPSEX."
"What? That sounded like Newspeak."
"We have always been on top of East Asia!"
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Post by: Mister Smalls on February 19, 2015, 04:45:20 pm
http://loyalgallery.com/artist_mat_brinkman.html
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on February 19, 2015, 05:45:59 pm
http://loyalgallery.com/artist_mat_brinkman.html
Mister Smalls, February 19, 2015, 04:45:20 pm

Wow, those sculptures are cool.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 01, 2015, 06:34:23 pm
http://www.howtopromoteabrandontheweb.com/
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Post by: Mistress Eva on March 02, 2015, 06:12:20 pm
Right now, your mom is masturbating to a dirty book about a guy who duct tapes a young girl to a chair, blindfolds her, gags her, beats the shit out of her, then pulls a tampon out of her cooch and fucks her period pussy before spraying hot, salty jizz all over her face. With his huge cock. His huge, huge cock. So huge that she is scared of it, your mom in character as this 21 year old girl. The girl whom she is pretending to be while she is flicking her middle-aged bean is younger than you. She is younger than your younger sister. She is a mere four years older than you were when your mom would have been horrified to find a pack of purloined Virginia Slims crumpled up in your Levis when she was doing your laundry.

Right now your mom is pretending to be a girl who literally just turned old enough to drink, who meets a notorious but reclusive billionaire “industrialist” who made huge sums of money in the way that women think “industrialists” make money, which is: they don’t know, so he just owns a bunch of factories where things are made by hand right here in the good old U S of A and a bunch of farms where man and beast alike are treated ethically and humanely. When asked about his massive hoard of non-inherited money bootstrapped from nothing with the sweat of his brow the man, who is under thirty, speaks of how he “knows people” and the key is his forty thousand employees, all of whom he has hand-selected and pays what they’re worth and listens to their ideas and etc., even though his army of hot young blonde secretaries are terrified of him. The girl had to interview him for the school paper when her cub journalist roommate got sick, and then he tracked her down and made the girl his fuckslave.

This is what your middle aged suburban mom likes to think about when she pulls her Rabbit™, which is a bright purple larger-than-average artificial penis with rotating pearl-like bearings along the shaft and a clitoral stimulator shaped like the eponymous animal—when your 55 year old presumably overweight mother who has not groomed her salt and pepper pubic area in several decades and has what appears to be the scalp of 1982 Jerry Garcia affixed to her crotch—when she pulls this machine out of the dishwasher after your father has passed out in front of Sportscenter, when she unbuttons the top few buttons of her generously cut Walmart® Faded Glory™ jeans and teases the top of her mons pubis slightly with the tip of her index finger, she is beginning to think about this steely-eyed, young, and virile master of the universe—of her hot, moist universe. She is thinking about being a lithe virginal 21 year old whose pussy tastes like butterscotch, having the back of her neck held in a Vulcan death grip and her face forced into a pillow near to the point of suffocation while her wrists are duct taped behind her back with duct tape that this man– who looks exactly like Robert Pattinson, since the story originated as TWILIGHT fan fiction— this man purchased right in front of her, personally, at the hardware store where she had part time employment in her college town. He made a special trip and carved time out of his billionaire’s day to travel to her small community and purchase the accoutrements of brutal sexual bondage at the quaint mom and pop Tru Value where she earns $7.50 an hour, so as to communicate in a menacing but alluring manner that this accidental substitute cub reporter for the college newspaper was his desired catamite.

So she is thinking about being quasi-forcibly penetrated with this man’s impossibly generous and perfectly complected cock, your mom. A cock which is stretching her 21 year old butterscotch tasting pussy that even though said pussy has drunk deeply of this same member on a few prior occasions, this bone-white and rigid member is so impossibly huge that it still manages to push her open and stretch and sting. And yet somehow it miraculously fits, inside your mom. Who had hoped to have a sort of luxurious drawn out teasing period with the tip of her index finger on her mons pubis and outer labia before going whole hog with the Rabbit™ but the thought of his hot breath on her neck as he leaned on her and pushed her gagged face into the mattress was just too hot and she just plunged the whirring churning rotating rabbit inside her right up to the hilt and came instantly like a volcano; she couldn’t help herself. Your mom.

So in conclusion: five stars.
chai tea latte, February 15, 2015, 11:45:58 am

Holy shit. That is so fucking disturbing and brilliant -- I don't know whether I should laugh hysterically or weep bitterly between convulsive vomitting.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 08, 2015, 05:06:06 pm
Everyone in the film, including President Theodore Roosevelt (Claude Akins), seems openly thrilled to encounter Brady Hawkes.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 08, 2015, 11:07:34 pm
I can’t go to your holiday party because I’m an introvert who has better things to do.

You wouldn’t understand because you’re not an introvert. You’re probably an extrovert, or worse, a warm, emotionally-stable person who can relate to other people.

I’m an introvert. Ask my life coach. He says I’m an introvert, which is what he would expect from a gemini with a cancer rising.

I didn’t choose to be an introvert. Does the shark choose to be a shark? Does the panther choose to be a panther? One of the great things about being an introvert is you can ask questions out loud and not have to worry about ever hearing an answer.

I’m just a loner who lives the life of a solitary shark-panther. As an Introvert-American, I am used to all the jokes. They don’t bother me. All I need is a couch, the food ordering app Seamless, and a steady 9-to-5 job that doesn’t require I make eye contact with anyone.

That last one is big. Because I’m pretty socially awkward on account of I’m kind of a dick.

How do I know you’re not an introvert? Well. You invited me to a holiday party, for one.

You know you’re an introvert when, like me, the needs of friends and family are inconvenient to my need to eat beef chow fun and fuck around on YouTube.

You know you’re an introvert when you cancel plans because you’re lazy. You know you’re an introvert if you hate crowds, or couples, or anyone who isn’t delivering your beef chow fun.

You’d understand if you were an introvert, but you’re not. You know when I realized I was an introvert? One night I got really drunk on wine alone at home and when I woke up the next afternoon on the bathroom floor I thought “this is great.”

But back to the point: why would I respond to an RSVP when you knew I wasn’t going to go? Next time, send the invitation like always and then just immediately assume I declined the invitation you just sent.

Ugh, I hate conflict, because I’m a coward. And an introvert! But at least I’m honest, right? I tell it like it is. For instance, you’ve really let yourself go since Deborah left you for her life coach.

When I’m in a big group of people I just feel like no one is talking about me enough, and that makes the palms of my hands and the meat of my butt sweaty.

So there it is. I can’t go to your holiday party. Yes, I know your holiday party was last weekend.

I can’t go to your holiday party last weekend or next year because I’m an introvert who has better things to do. Like reading old gchats, or stalking exes on Instagram, or staring blankly at walls. I would prefer smelling my own farts to going to any holiday party at all.

I don’t know about you but learning is lifelong so that’s why I spend hours reading Wikipedia by myself.

Have you seen “Guardians of the Galaxy” on Blu-ray three times? That is what I thought. Here’s a warning: the unexamined life is not worth living.

It’s not that your holiday parties aren’t fun. I hear they are holiday parties. Who doesn’t love homemade eggnog? Also, who doesn’t love a small chance of salmonella?

You know why they call it small talk? I don’t care, can I go home now?

Whenever anyone asks me what my favorite holiday song is I tell them “All I Want For Christmas Is You, But You Died From Cancer 12 Years Ago.”

Let me also add that I don’t need to go to your holiday party to learn that you have a huge apartment filled with expensive furniture because I can learn about all the things you have that I don’t have by coming over to your place on, oh, any Tuesday night.

I really regret not coming over and coveting your cheese spread, but I was too busy screaming into my pillow because I am so goddamn lonely sometimes.

But not lonely enough to go to your holiday party. No offense. The last time I went, which was for five minutes a hundred years ago, I really enjoyed your toilet.

We really have lost the true meaning of Christmas, which is, as far as I’m concerned, eating glazed ham with your fingers while watching “Love, Actually.”

Anyway, I have a screenplay to write about an introvert who is a brilliant computer hacker who has sex with many beautiful women. It’s titled “Why I Didn’t Go To Your Holiday Party.”

If I don’t write angry tweets to celebrities and businesses, who will? Who? You? Ha! Don’t make me laugh. The only thing YOU care about are the people who trust your word and depend on you.

These Netflix shows aren’t going to watch themselves, you know? These saltine crackers aren’t going to slather themselves in peanut butter, okay? This penis isn’t going to masturbate itself, understand?

I am a busy man with a lot on his spinning plates. When was the last time you had to break in a pair of fat pants? I’ve got a list of things to do: organize my spoons. Nap. Drink wine and text my life coach. He lives in Sedona.

Oh, really? You got me a present? How thoughtful. Can you Fed-Ex it to me?
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Post by: crow on March 09, 2015, 12:00:41 am
I can’t go to your holiday party because I’m an introvert who has better things to do.

You wouldn’t understand because you’re not an introvert. You’re probably an extrovert, or worse, a warm, emotionally-stable person who can relate to other people.

I’m an introvert. Ask my life coach. He says I’m an introvert, which is what he would expect from a gemini with a cancer rising.

I didn’t choose to be an introvert. Does the shark choose to be a shark? Does the panther choose to be a panther? One of the great things about being an introvert is you can ask questions out loud and not have to worry about ever hearing an answer.

I’m just a loner who lives the life of a solitary shark-panther. As an Introvert-American, I am used to all the jokes. They don’t bother me. All I need is a couch, the food ordering app Seamless, and a steady 9-to-5 job that doesn’t require I make eye contact with anyone.

That last one is big. Because I’m pretty socially awkward on account of I’m kind of a dick.

How do I know you’re not an introvert? Well. You invited me to a holiday party, for one.

You know you’re an introvert when, like me, the needs of friends and family are inconvenient to my need to eat beef chow fun and fuck around on YouTube.

You know you’re an introvert when you cancel plans because you’re lazy. You know you’re an introvert if you hate crowds, or couples, or anyone who isn’t delivering your beef chow fun.

You’d understand if you were an introvert, but you’re not. You know when I realized I was an introvert? One night I got really drunk on wine alone at home and when I woke up the next afternoon on the bathroom floor I thought “this is great.”

But back to the point: why would I respond to an RSVP when you knew I wasn’t going to go? Next time, send the invitation like always and then just immediately assume I declined the invitation you just sent.

Ugh, I hate conflict, because I’m a coward. And an introvert! But at least I’m honest, right? I tell it like it is. For instance, you’ve really let yourself go since Deborah left you for her life coach.

When I’m in a big group of people I just feel like no one is talking about me enough, and that makes the palms of my hands and the meat of my butt sweaty.

So there it is. I can’t go to your holiday party. Yes, I know your holiday party was last weekend.

I can’t go to your holiday party last weekend or next year because I’m an introvert who has better things to do. Like reading old gchats, or stalking exes on Instagram, or staring blankly at walls. I would prefer smelling my own farts to going to any holiday party at all.

I don’t know about you but learning is lifelong so that’s why I spend hours reading Wikipedia by myself.

Have you seen “Guardians of the Galaxy” on Blu-ray three times? That is what I thought. Here’s a warning: the unexamined life is not worth living.

It’s not that your holiday parties aren’t fun. I hear they are holiday parties. Who doesn’t love homemade eggnog? Also, who doesn’t love a small chance of salmonella?

You know why they call it small talk? I don’t care, can I go home now?

Whenever anyone asks me what my favorite holiday song is I tell them “All I Want For Christmas Is You, But You Died From Cancer 12 Years Ago.”

Let me also add that I don’t need to go to your holiday party to learn that you have a huge apartment filled with expensive furniture because I can learn about all the things you have that I don’t have by coming over to your place on, oh, any Tuesday night.

I really regret not coming over and coveting your cheese spread, but I was too busy screaming into my pillow because I am so goddamn lonely sometimes.

But not lonely enough to go to your holiday party. No offense. The last time I went, which was for five minutes a hundred years ago, I really enjoyed your toilet.

We really have lost the true meaning of Christmas, which is, as far as I’m concerned, eating glazed ham with your fingers while watching “Love, Actually.”

Anyway, I have a screenplay to write about an introvert who is a brilliant computer hacker who has sex with many beautiful women. It’s titled “Why I Didn’t Go To Your Holiday Party.”

If I don’t write angry tweets to celebrities and businesses, who will? Who? You? Ha! Don’t make me laugh. The only thing YOU care about are the people who trust your word and depend on you.

These Netflix shows aren’t going to watch themselves, you know? These saltine crackers aren’t going to slather themselves in peanut butter, okay? This penis isn’t going to masturbate itself, understand?

I am a busy man with a lot on his spinning plates. When was the last time you had to break in a pair of fat pants? I’ve got a list of things to do: organize my spoons. Nap. Drink wine and text my life coach. He lives in Sedona.

Oh, really? You got me a present? How thoughtful. Can you Fed-Ex it to me?
chai tea latte, March 08, 2015, 11:07:34 pm

It's my third night of college and my roommate already has a girlfriend, who he's having sex with in the bunk above me right now. Our double room has become an informal triple, consisting of me, my roommate and the specter of self-doubt telling me I'll never be close to another human being. I'm considering suicide, but I've heard it's illegal and can't imagine the penalty for a multiple suicide - I'd be killing myself and all the people in my head I could've been before I went to college to learn how to program chairlift interfaces.

My roommate is a DJ at frat parties and looks Greek - all DJs are descended from galley drummers. His girlfriend is pretty but has too many tribal tattoos. Once he mentioned this flaw, but later said he hadn't been drinking and had his reality goggles on.

My room overlooks a square courtyard called the "quad." I've seen similar areas at other colleges, but think ours is the only one called the "quad" - or hope so, and that my college, its students and their hopes and dreams are unique and not just modular parts for a giant malfunctioning chairlift. The walls of the room are covered with supermodel posters. Today I tore one down looking for an electrical outlet and saw the words "HELP ME" written repeatedly on the wall in a mix of blood and hair gel, but then the poster re-affixed itself to the wall like a rapidly healing wound.

I'm trying to do homework, but my thoughts have the same rhythm as the sex above me, so that every epiphany is drowned out by a coital moan. I wonder if doing homework and getting fornicated are somehow the same. I'd take some Adderall to improve my concentration, but it gives me stimulant psychosis. Last night, after taking several capsules, I heard all the rap songs in the dorm across the quad combine into one massive rap, spit by a giant hundred-eyed MC in whose head the residents were trapped like people in a Hieronymus Bosch painting.

I put down my homework and read an article in the student newsletter.

How to Get along with Your New Roommate

It's your worst nightmare: you come back to your room after a hard night of studying and it's full of people. The new Dave Matthews Band CD is blasting on the stereo and a couple are making out on your bed. The couple peel off their faces, revealing that they're actually monsters made out of television static. You run for the door but get lost in a maze of sewer tunnels where your worst fears mock you in your own voice....

Below the article is a list of recent alumni and their degrees. I can't help but notice how "AA" looks like a terrified scream suddenly cut short.

My roommate and his girlfriend have stopped having sex, but the room is still shaking. It must be the portal underneath my college that students are sent through to their futures. Lately, objects have been coming out of it: student loan bills, bottles of antidepressants and retail counters.

I leave the room and walk across the quad, passing the windows of a night class. The students are seated at desks that slope downward toward the podium, like skiers on a chairlift that only goes downhill.

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Post by: chai tea latte on March 09, 2015, 11:48:53 pm
"We were trying to make an un-burnable American flag, and through the R and D process we had to burn like 50 American flags," explained Adam DeVine.
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Post by: crow on March 13, 2015, 09:58:49 am
Why would I pay for bomb ass titties when I can just get them for free? ~Benjamin Franklin.
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Post by: Mistress Eva on March 14, 2015, 07:25:47 am
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Post by: A sphere with points on March 21, 2015, 12:58:27 pm
Title: sherlock holmes walked in, paused, and looked me up and down
Post by: chai tea latte on March 29, 2015, 01:14:19 am
A slight crooked smile played upon the famouse detective’s lips – even after all these years, he still had a flair for the dramatic, and relished the chance to show off his talents. “Elementary, my dear chap. First, the angle on your trousers’ pleats is quite high, and appears to have been adjusted from a sitting position, probably while cross legged. A precarious position – for most men. This tells me that your dick is incredibly small, and that youve probably never had sex. From the callous on your thumb and forefinger, we can deduce that you jack off to hentea manga every night, and that you occasionally do it wrong and accidentally hurt your small dick. Here, we can extrapolate to how retarded you must be. Finally, from your gayness I can deduce how much of ahomo you are.” The detective paused, stood back, and smiled rakishly, but not unkindly. His ever-present confidante spoke up: “No matter how many times I see you do it, Holmes, it still amazes me. Extraordinary.”
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on March 29, 2015, 09:59:19 pm
How has the week been treating you so far?
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Post by: JonRG on March 29, 2015, 10:40:07 pm
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/hearthstone.gamepedia.com/thumb/5/52/Mal'Ganis(12294).png/184px-Mal'Ganis(12294).png

(http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/hearthstone.gamepedia.com/thumb/5/52/Mal'Ganis(12294).png/184px-Mal'Ganis(12294).png)
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Post by: positive stress on March 29, 2015, 11:12:56 pm
/bikeshed
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 29, 2015, 11:25:58 pm
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/hearthstone.gamepedia.com/thumb/5/52/Mal'Ganis(12294).png/184px-Mal'Ganis(12294).png

(http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/hearthstone.gamepedia.com/thumb/5/52/Mal'Ganis(12294).png/184px-Mal'Ganis(12294).png)
Nyarai, March 29, 2015, 10:40:07 pm
play a real class, like mill druid

e:
feud would tel olyou that it could be a deep seeded psychological desir since when I was a Dj at a goth club the girls all ignored me and at the etime i was way 2 shy to get at any of them but the ones at the other goth club across the street prety sure i was datin a dued i had to ask them are you a dude it was kind of embarasing but ive asked like 10 people on craigsliist that have sent me pictures if they are dudes girls dont like that ill post one of theemails here becuz it was so god damn funny i really offended that person. WIth goth "thing it is itn a fetish I like the girls who are into goth and raves still becuz when i was 20 I wasted a lot of my life partyin and being scared but being around thdese people and I makde lots of friends in that scene. I like goth girls becuz i wanted to be Robert Smith or Nivek Ogre when i was a teenage and i never dressed goth or acted it i just pretend in my head that i stand befo the darkness waters and girls flow to me like river wine. But I think it would be funny to date a goth girl when im 32 ok thats all im tired of boring software enginerers and directors of marketing and crap that you want to its like imposiible to make them like you when dont have a horse or a miljion bucks. So I guess the goth thing is just whatever i want is what i like right? some people like BBW and some people like BMW i like goth girls peace. OH man let me tell you about this one girl I ddated she broke my glasses and one of our best friend in the co workers at her job killed himself with a sho gun becuz of her lmao I Know how to pick them moromon girls wait aybe I dont want a goth girl ... she was in a industrial band and sang and was v fuckin goth and now i am not so sure thinkin this  but have you seen that girl in huNiepop that does drugs and likes goth? shes my favoerite if ive played that game which I Havent.
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Post by: cyclopeantrash on March 31, 2015, 06:06:53 pm
"A drop of sweat was rolling down Ron Paul's pure libertarian cheek. He raised his head to the sun and he said "Let it be known for the ages to come, there is but one commandment a pure hearted shall never break. One moral principal where all other principles originate from." His voice turned into a roar so terrifying no statist would dare to defy "NO-ONE, SHALL COME BETWEEN THE SACRED MATRIOMONY OF MAN AND HIS PROPERTY."
The world was silent. The free men stood together. Only the glimmer of guns danced in the sunlight.
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 03, 2015, 03:11:32 am
http://archive.wul.waseda.ac.jp/kosho/chi04/chi04_01029/
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on April 12, 2015, 07:09:02 pm
http://i.imgur.com/kv0dEK5.jpg
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Post by: crow on April 12, 2015, 08:09:48 pm
It really irritates me that recreational cannabis consumption is so much less socially accepted than recreational alcohol consumption.  I wish Jesus had turned fruit seeds into weed nuggets instead of turning water into wine.
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Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on April 22, 2015, 04:00:36 am
(http://i.imgur.com/BGqRH1S.png)
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Post by: Runic on April 22, 2015, 09:26:58 am
Shit Gleech, I have not had a boner this entire thread up until now. Put that shit behind a NSFW tag man.
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Post by: Good Ol Cburgs on April 23, 2015, 02:01:35 am
Since the 17th century the official name of Bhutan has been Dru Ü (country of the Drukpa Lineage, the Dragon People, or the Land of the Thunder Dragon, a reference to the country's dominant Buddhist sect) and Bhutan only appears in English-language official correspondence.


Thinking about taking a trip to Bhutan soon, and this is a pretty compelling reason.
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on April 25, 2015, 12:53:55 am
(http://i.imgur.com/CwG26h3.jpg)

EDIT
Thinking about taking a trip to Bhutan soon, and this is a pretty compelling reason.
Good Ol Cburgs, April 23, 2015, 02:01:35 am
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Post by: Good Ol Cburgs on April 25, 2015, 04:12:38 am


eatenmyeyes, April 25, 2015, 12:53:55 am

I'm now terrified that Bhutan may secretly be an alien social experiment, thanks to this video.
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Post by: Isfahan on April 25, 2015, 05:40:57 pm
hink u know about shotguns man, why would you ever want a pumpaction over a semiauto makes no sence
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 29, 2015, 01:57:57 am
1 Snapcaster Mage
3 Stoneforge Mystic
1 Vendilion Clique

3 Jace, the Mind Sculptor

5 Island
2 Plains
2 Arid Mesa
4 Flooded Strand
3 Scalding Tarn
3 Tundra
1 Volcanic Island
1 Academy Ruins
1 Karakas

1 Batterskull
1 Engineered Explosives
3 Sensei's Divining Top
3 Counterbalance
1 Detention Sphere
4 Brainstorm
2 Counterspell
4 Force of Will
2 Spell Pierce
4 Swords to Plowshares
1 Entreat the Angels
1 Supreme Verdict
3 Terminus

Sideboard
1 Grafdigger's Cage
1 Tormod's Crypt
1 Rest in Peace
1 Disenchant
1 Path to Exile
3 Red Elemental Blast
1 Spell Pierce
1 Umezawa's Jitte
1 Vendilion Clique
2 Venser, Shaper Savant
1 Terminus
1 Mountain
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Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on April 29, 2015, 03:53:46 pm
Ah, the "I'm a fucking asshole and these cards should be banned" deck.
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Post by: crow on April 29, 2015, 04:18:49 pm
~/Documents/Aspyr/Sid Meier's Civilization 5/MODS
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Post by: Runic on April 30, 2015, 03:56:51 pm
https://40.media.tumblr.com/745d5b515d25ef0b8d1454eb780c1ca3/tumblr_nn794xQOD51rylzllo1_540.jpg
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Post by: positive stress on April 30, 2015, 06:53:11 pm
I don't remember ever seeing this rooster, but I do remember hearing about it at one point or another. It will be dearly missed by somebody, probably.
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 02, 2015, 08:55:53 pm
I haven't recognized myself in old photos, like as a kid, since 2003/2004 or so because I died. I was replaced. Reiki = Tendai Buddhism = Shin or True Pure Land Buddhism = Mahayana Buddhist Emptiness-Monks Ninjas. Their lineage is transmitted through spirit possession. We know this now. That is what they believe. That is what I did. What I did was -- Simile of the Bath-Attendant, a ritual found in the Vimuttimagga, by me in present day like only a few days ago. and Clark Chilson, did a podcast, on a new book published on secret Shin, and what makes them secret? well, like all esoteric lineages, the top of the totem pole is always haunted. I met , in college, very experienced Buddhists. but the point is that I said elsewhere, and previously... possession, and getting to the top of the totem pole, there is no totem pole... a monk is just a pole, like a lightning rod. that is why it is called middle way, the shaman stands on the ground, underneath them is the underworld, and the resting dead, above them are night-mare hags, their ability involves finding a loose ghost, a lost soul, and inflating it like a balloon, until it floats, and hags. for more information on this, don't argue, don't be a bitch, learn, and study other points of view, because they're here. now. in your backyard. not Japan. not Tibet. Here.
especially S.Korea, and Vietnam, through skills of comparative religion, such as studying Anglicanism, we can figure out, how the whole totem pole works.

I am the same profession as you , an undergrad, I can write an organized well thought essay but I won't post one to reddit because of character count limitations. I am shooting the shit. Nothing I said is word salad. Are you familiar with Heidegger?
"Being", c.f. -- Being In Time by Heidegger
ok?
You -- that is -- Being -- is separate -- from your consciousness. Completely separate things. You can throw an object into a beam splitter , technically, and separate its field from the entire object.
this is what shamans do
they don't use trance, they use their nose, and their mouth
in goes an entire ghost, out goes another entire ghost
the result -- new personality
this is not word salad, it's a plausible assumption based on academic research, comparison, experience and science
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Post by: Puppy Time on May 05, 2015, 11:21:46 pm
   Sweetshrub (Calycanthus floridus) (Late spring, fall foliage)
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Post by: BomberJacket on May 06, 2015, 12:04:07 am
Orthodontic Ghost

Sophie, Lauren, Stephie and Hillary, four sisters, were chatting and drinking lemonade on their room. They all four had the luck they didn't need braces or other orthodontic stuff, the dentist didn't think it was necessary until now and their parents couldn't afford it before. Their best friend Jessie died in a fire accident at her orthodontic office and they were talking about her.
Suddenly all four saw a white shade of a figure, which used to be Jessie. They recognized her by the fact the shade had an Interlandi combination headgear, like Jessie had on her head. “Jessie!” They all called. “I've something to say, soon all you four girls get the same stuff as I had, so you get a set of full bands and Interlandi combination headgear”.
“Why, the dentist thought it wasn't necessary and our parents can't afford it”. “Plans changed, you remember the dentist made some X-rays and impressions at your last appointment, I saw the records. It doesn't look so bad for now, but if you don't do anything it will get even worse then my teeth, you will get an overbite of about three and a half centimeters and your teeth will get very crooked. The dentist arranged that the insurance would pay everything when you all four cooperate. Suddenly their mother knocked on the door and Jessie was gone “I've got some tea for you, will you come downstairs”.
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Post by: STOG on May 09, 2015, 01:00:08 pm
Live in the back of your van with a bunch of Mechwarrior paperback novels for comfort
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Post by: Digital Walnut on May 16, 2015, 10:39:00 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/jFx5aWrl.jpg)
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Post by: STOG on May 17, 2015, 10:21:35 pm
PAYDAY 2: The Novelization

Chapter 5

"How much money did we make from that bank job?" said Bain.

"300,000 tacos," said Chains.

"What in the what!" Bain said. "We didn't rob a Taco Bell!"

"I got hungry," said Chains. "I need carbs. And fiber. And cheese. For my delts and my abs."

"How did you turn a million dollars into 300,000 tacos!?"

"Welcome to the United States of Tacos, motherfucker."
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on May 18, 2015, 03:20:20 pm
http://i.imgur.com/XD6tJFO.png
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on May 20, 2015, 07:15:35 pm
If someone tied him to a chair in front of a mirror and alternated between asking how smart he was and cutting of small pieces of his face, I wonder how many different answers he would give before passing out.
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Post by: positive stress on May 20, 2015, 08:10:32 pm
Oh hey, there's a bunch of Chick Fil A sauce in my medicine cabinet
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 30, 2015, 12:43:39 pm
Two young ladies arrived a Meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body
parts. Here is what the Chairman told them:He took a good look at them and made them sit.Then he said something that, they might never forget in their life. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God made valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or get.
1. Where do you find diamonds? Deep down in the ground, covered and protected.
2. Where do you find pearls? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean, covered up and protected in a beautiful shell.
3. Where do you find gold? Way down in the mine, covered over with layers of rock and to get them, you have to work hard & dig deep down to get them.
He looked at them with serious eyes and said;
"Your body is sacred & unique" You are far more precious than gold, diamonds and pearls, and you should be covered too."So he added that, if you keep your treasured mineral just like gold, diamond and pearls, deeply covered up, a reputable mining organization with the requisite machinery will fly down and conduct years of extensive exploration.
First, they will contact your government (family), sign professional contracts (wedding) and mine you professionally( legal marriage).But if you leave
your precious minerals uncovered on the surface of the earth, you always attract a lot of illegal miners to come and mine you illegally.Everybody will just pick up their crude instruments and just have a dig on you just freely like that. Keep your
bodies deeply covered so that it invite professional miners to chase you.
Let us all encourage our wives, friends and daughters to dress well and decent!
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 01, 2015, 12:43:59 pm
James Ferdinand Morton, Jr. And H.P. Lovecraft buddy cop adventure
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Post by: Adept on June 12, 2015, 04:38:47 pm
https://twitter.com/vondellswain/status/609189676277104640
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Post by: crow on June 12, 2015, 04:50:46 pm
COPA
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Post by: Runic on June 12, 2015, 05:56:56 pm
http://blog.marekrosa.org/2015/04/introducing-our-general-artificial_8.html
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 12, 2015, 06:08:28 pm
http://visitmilwaukee.tumblr.com/post/113198387347/announcement
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Post by: Nikaer Drekin on June 12, 2015, 10:03:27 pm
Timmins, Fiona. 2011. "Managers' duty to maintain good workplace communications skills." Nursing Management - UK 18, no. 3: 30-34. Academic Search Complete, EBSCOhost (accessed June 12, 2015).
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Post by: cube abuser on June 28, 2015, 06:37:49 pm
my current opponent's character is just a normal man named "roy" who has a colostomy bag??? the real life adult man who im up against is literally pathetic in an adorable and not-self-aware way and the last comic set he submitted was literally fingerpainted on his phone bc his mom kicked him out of her house
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Post by: crow on June 29, 2015, 12:11:41 am
My boy scout leader was named Roy and had a colostomy bag.  That's not a quote, that's my real life
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 02, 2015, 06:38:19 pm
the turgid little boy has already plugged a desiring-machine into a social machine, short-circuiting the parents
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Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on July 08, 2015, 11:06:28 am
Anime is in its "early 90s Image Comics" phase.
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Post by: Runic on July 09, 2015, 01:10:01 am
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=477529932
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Post by: A Meat on July 11, 2015, 07:45:55 am
http://www.eidolonproject.org/
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 12, 2015, 09:45:39 pm
MF DOOM DRIVES AN OLD SCHOOL MINI TRUCK WITH DAYTONS. HE ALSO DRIVES AN OLD SCHOOL CADDI WITH LEAVES AIRBRUSHED. MF DOOM IS KNOWN TO HAND OUT CHANGE TO THE HOMELESS. ONCE, HE GAVE A MAN 10,000 US DOLLARS. THE HOMELESS MAN NEVER KNEW SUCH GENEROUSNESS. MF DOOM SAID HE LIKES RICE CRISPIES TREATS. HE HATES ANIMAL CRUELTY, EVEN THOUGH HE SPORTED A FUR COAT ONE TIME. ON HIS SPARE TIME, HE MAKES COOKIES FOR HIS GRANDKIDS. HE HAS A DOG NAMED GRIME AND A FOX CALLED TROT. HE LOVES THE BREAKING BAD EPISODES. AND WANTS TO MOVE INTO THE MOVIE SCREEN.
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Post by: Digital Walnut on July 14, 2015, 03:22:33 am
http://i.imgur.com/UXCBWlW.gifv
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Post by: STOG on July 19, 2015, 09:46:09 am
learn how to draw minion vore on your TI-84 graphing calculators
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Post by: slambam on July 19, 2015, 10:48:27 am
Pennricher Str. 27
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Post by: Spoop on July 20, 2015, 05:59:41 pm
lm1 <-lmer(data = d, RT 􏰁 set * prime + (1|subj) + (1|- subj:prime:set) + (1|item) + (1|prime:item), REML = FALSE).

kill me.
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Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on July 23, 2015, 10:08:13 pm
Left Behind is fundie revenge porn
Quote from
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Post by: A Meat on July 27, 2015, 02:18:45 pm
and the authorities attack my life with gusto
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Post by: positive stress on July 29, 2015, 06:11:28 pm
I was explaining celery man to my assistant the other day
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Post by: Spoop on July 30, 2015, 04:38:07 am
except Friday at noon when I have to go pick up a corgi
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 31, 2015, 12:55:23 am
Three of the four elements are shared by all creatures, but fire was a gift to humans alone. Smoking cigarettes is as intimate as we can become with fire without immediate excruciation. Every smoker is an embodiment of Prometheus, stealing fire from the gods and bringing it on back home. We smoke to capture the power of the sun, to pacify Hell, to identify with the primordial spark, to feed on them arrow of the volcano. It's not the tobacco we're after but the fire. When we smoke, we are performing a version of the fire dance, a ritual as ancient as lightning.
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Post by: crow on July 31, 2015, 02:13:05 am
Three of the four elements are shared by all creatures, but fire was a gift to humans alone. Smoking cigarettes is as intimate as we can become with fire without immediate excruciation. Every smoker is an embodiment of Prometheus, stealing fire from the gods and bringing it on back home. We smoke to capture the power of the sun, to pacify Hell, to identify with the primordial spark, to feed on them arrow of the volcano. It's not the tobacco we're after but the fire. When we smoke, we are performing a version of the fire dance, a ritual as ancient as lightning.
chai tea latte, July 31, 2015, 12:55:23 am

Don't post stuff from my blog
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Post by: Runic on July 31, 2015, 11:34:19 am
That's a quote from Ayn Rand man.
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Post by: crow on July 31, 2015, 01:03:25 pm
That's a quote from Ayn Rand man.
Runic, July 31, 2015, 11:34:19 am

Smoking is good for you and makes you look cool

A picture of me:
(https://stardustandsequins.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/crow.jpg)
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 08, 2015, 11:13:24 am
Frame, Frame, Fatal Frame It Plays Such Hideous Tricks On The Brain
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Post by: STOG on August 08, 2015, 03:18:49 pm
Three of the four elements are shared by all creatures, but fire was a gift to humans alone. Smoking cigarettes is as intimate as we can become with fire without immediate excruciation. Every smoker is an embodiment of Prometheus, stealing fire from the gods and bringing it on back home. We smoke to capture the power of the sun, to pacify Hell, to identify with the primordial spark, to feed on them arrow of the volcano. It's not the tobacco we're after but the fire. When we smoke, we are performing a version of the fire dance, a ritual as ancient as lightning.
chai tea latte, July 31, 2015, 12:55:23 am

this is why man invented water guns
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Post by: slambam on August 13, 2015, 11:33:23 am
Missouri man sues ‘Throwed Rolls’ restaurant after he was hit, injured by roll
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Post by: Spoop on August 13, 2015, 02:41:40 pm
https://johnrieber.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/amsterdam-vending-machines.jpg
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Post by: positive stress on August 23, 2015, 03:55:58 pm
WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR MADOKA MAGICA (SHOW) AND PAUL BLART MALL COP
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Post by: Runic on August 23, 2015, 05:26:11 pm
Aztec Thought and Culture
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 23, 2015, 09:59:43 pm
Who's a beautiful tiny crouton? YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL TINY CROUTON!!! come rest in my pocket.
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Post by: Spoop on August 24, 2015, 04:35:30 am
"What does it say about me that my first thought upon seeing the image of a circle is a man spreading his distended anus at the viewer?"
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 24, 2015, 06:08:53 am
"What does it say about me that my first thought upon seeing the image of a circle is a man spreading his distended anus at the viewer?"
Spoop, August 24, 2015, 04:35:30 am

only 90s kids remember this

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Sam “Red” Levine provides a singular illustration of this. Levine was New York City gangster Charley “Lucky” Luciano’s favorite contract killer. According to Martin Gosch and Richard Hammer’s 1975 book The Last Testament of Lucky Luciano, Lucky called Red “the best driver and hitman I had.” Red also had another persona: He was an Orthodox Jew. He always wore a kipah under his hat, ate only kosher food, and conscientiously observed the Sabbath. Levine never planned to murder anyone from Friday sundown to Saturday sundown.
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Post by: Ashto on August 26, 2015, 04:27:48 pm
I’m in highschool (just finished my frosh yr) and I’m supposed to go on a big trip this summer. I didnt have any way to get money and my parents didnt want me to have a lot of cash so they set me up with my first bank account and put $1000 in! It came with a atm card and some checks.
The checks were really cool, I never had anything like them before. But I was kind of sad because I didn’t have anything to use them for. I had a lot of friends over last week and I showed them the checks and they all thought they were really cool too. I got the idea that I could give my friends some souvenir checks. I TOLD them these were ONLY SOUVENIRS. We had a blast that day, I was acting like a billionaire and making jokes asking people how much money they needed and then writing them a fake check. I kept telling them it was all FAKE and they couldn’t cash the checks.
Because some of my friends are idiots I got a txt today from one guy saying he tried to cash a check and the bank wouldnt give him money. I told him what the f*** are you doing trying to cash the check after I TOLD you not to.
I went to the bank this afternoon to sort it out and I asked how much money was in the account. They said there was NOTHING in the account and that I owed THEM money for fees. I felt like I was going to faint or throw up so I got out of there as fast as I could (didn’t explain the situation to them).
I need to fix this without my parents finding out. do I talk to the police first or do I talk to the bank first about the stolen money? Im in MI.
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Post by: STOG on August 28, 2015, 02:45:37 pm
can't wait until some guy makes a racetrack out of his studio apartment and makes fat kitties race each other in the 'kitty 500'
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 28, 2015, 04:36:55 pm
can't wait until some guy makes a racetrack out of his studio apartment and makes fat kitties race each other in the 'kitty 500'
STOG, August 28, 2015, 02:45:37 pm
Me neither!

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[falsetto scatting] ♪♪ When I was a man ♪♪01:06:42♪♪ people said ♪♪01:06:43♪♪ hey man ♪♪01:06:44♪♪ how you do ♪♪01:06:46♪♪ I say very well ♪♪01:06:49♪♪ or sometimes not that ♪♪01:06:50♪♪ it depended on the day ♪♪01:06:55♪♪ get yourself together
♪♪01:06:58♪♪ put your spleen ♪♪01:07:00♪♪ back in your body ♪♪01:07:03♪♪ take your kidneys ♪♪01:07:04♪♪ and look at them carefully ♪♪01:07:06♪♪ and put them back in ♪♪01:07:08♪♪ like you know ♪♪01:07:09♪♪ what you’re doing ♪♪01:07:13♪♪ ‘
cause you are ♪♪01:07:14♪♪ the loveliest ♪♪01:07:15♪♪ android ♪♪01:07:18♪♪ I’ve ever met ♪♪01:07:19[robot sounds]
♪♪ And I want to stroke ♪♪01:07:26♪♪ your synthetic ♪♪01:07:27♪♪ hair
♪♪01:07:29♪♪ ooh ♪♪01:07:30♪♪ not one strand falls out ♪♪01:07:32♪♪ ooh ♪♪01:07:33♪♪ nothing on the comb ♪♪01:07:34♪♪ nothing on the brush ♪♪01:07:35♪♪ baby, you’re perfect ♪♪01:07:36♪♪ yeah ♪♪01:07:37♪♪ no skin cells ♪♪01:07:38♪♪ nowhere to be found ♪♪01:07:40♪♪ you’re perfect ♪♪01:07:41♪♪ your legs are shapeable ♪♪01:07:44♪♪ to any way that I choose ♪♪01:07:46♪♪ you’re simply perfect
♪♪01:07:48♪♪ but you’re not ♪♪01:07:49♪♪ the real thing ♪♪
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Post by: ThatsMyFetish on August 30, 2015, 05:30:47 pm
Stumbled upon this some days ago. https://www.mgtow.com/   it's like an extreme version of men's activists.
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Post by: Digital Walnut on August 31, 2015, 03:47:40 pm
http://i.imgur.com/JAgyTUIl.jpg
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 06, 2015, 09:19:40 pm
So I'm hoping a load of people are going to come out in support of me here but I've got that sinking feeling I may be alone in this.
Our toilet broke so I was in shopping for new ones and the sales person joked (no doubt for the millionth time) that I'll want one that automatically puts the seat down after I'm finished with it. I 'joked' back and said if I didn't have a wife I could save money and not buy one with a seat and I'd never have to hear women complaining about putting it down again. To which he gave me a strange look and said "but what about when you need to poop?". I naturally pointed out that I'm a guy and therefore don't put the seat down, I sit on the rim of the bowl. Several embarrassing moments later, I realize that I've misunderstood my entire life and that guys do indeed use the toilet seat. I left empty handed and red faced.
Thinking about it now, it makes sense. Especially how men's restrooms have seats. But I just assumed it was a unisex/cost saving/oversight deal.
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Post by: slambam on September 07, 2015, 06:23:41 pm
Ramon Tikaram
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Post by: Spoop on September 09, 2015, 11:36:42 am
It used to really annoy me when we were dating and a couple of times in the car I would just respond for him, like this:

BS: "What do you think, [BS then-boyfriend]?
BSH: silence, no reaction
BS: "Well, BS, I think that that is a very good idea. Did I mention I love you?"
BS: "I love you too, why don't we go to the ocean tomorrow."
BS: "Great idea, I'll pick you up"
And on and on until I ran out of conversation ideas.

He didn't like it at all when I did that, and we ended up having a discussion about it. He responds more often now, even if it is just "okay". Sometimes I have to ask if "okay" means he agrees with me or if "okay" means he heard me but that's it. Not to say that he never does it anymore, he still does it a lot, but a lot less than he used to.
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 12, 2015, 11:57:24 am
http://reductress.com/post/no-way-in-hell-is-my-boyfriend-getting-out-of-apple-picking-this-year/
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Post by: Eonwe on September 14, 2015, 09:21:09 pm
http://ballp.it/index.php

i was linking my friends on something awful this site
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Post by: Spoop on September 16, 2015, 10:51:00 am
http://ballp.it/index.php

i was linking my friends on something awful this site
Eonwe, September 14, 2015, 09:21:09 pm

not possible. No such thing as friends on SA ;)
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Post by: Runic on September 16, 2015, 12:58:28 pm
http://www.webmd.com/hiv-aids/news/20010813/clean-needles-combat-hiv-infections
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 20, 2015, 06:04:22 pm
TOP DEFINITION   
discourse
The act of slapping two penises together. Learned people (that's "learNED" pronounced with two syllables, boyee) often use the word "discourse" because they do not want to offend anyone by actually saying "slapping two penises together."
Eagleton is invoking an ethical obligation on the part of the intellectual to speak for, but also to, those whose consciousness is lagging behind whatever Hegelian discourse of utopian progress is being espoused.

I had a discourse with your mom last night.
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Post by: STOG on September 21, 2015, 03:51:08 am
Recordings not yet but I want to meet up in order to show personally how I play and you aswell and know the group better. I have alot of influences and fav bands such as Three Days Grace, Black Veil Brides, Coldplay, U2, Chevelle, Green day, RadioHead, Linkin Park, ext. I have alot even classics but if I have to go with one ir be TDG (with Adam Gontier) (-) I go to EPCC VV so we could schedule if your intrested. What instrument do you play?
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Post by: Digital Walnut on September 21, 2015, 03:25:05 pm
http://eroticfalconry.com/EroticFalconry/Personals__Birds_Seeking_Gloves.html
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Post by: Spoop on September 22, 2015, 06:14:43 pm
radiator key
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 24, 2015, 01:14:26 pm
fox mulder checks into a hotel in rural new mexico on the hunt for another mysterious x file

“name?” asks the woman at the front counter

“juan,” he replies, “juan tubeleve”
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Post by: montrith on September 24, 2015, 04:57:26 pm
Warning, this is the most terrifying and baffling thing you'll ever watch.

https://studios.amazon.com/projects/63662#.

EDIT: The 3D version.

https://studios.amazon.com/projects/59223#.
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Post by: positive stress on September 25, 2015, 09:57:25 pm
good

that is great haha my lptop is full of cum
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Post by: Spoop on September 26, 2015, 08:47:33 am
2 Adult Standard
The Godfather Part II, Sunday 27 Sep 2015 at 14:30, UPP
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 11, 2015, 07:48:42 pm
I have a friend who drinks a lot of smoothies from Booster Juice. He regularly sends me text messages that involve the abbreviation "bj". For example: "420 bj?" or "just grabbing sushi and bj".
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Post by: Ambious on October 13, 2015, 08:21:10 am
NASA/JPL-Caltech
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Post by: Spoop on October 13, 2015, 08:30:25 am
@article{James:2000jxa,
   Author = {James, Lori E and Burke, Deborah M},
   Date-Added = {2015-06-26 21:34:51 +0000},
   Date-Modified = {2015-06-26 21:34:51 +0000},
   Journal = {Journal of Experimental Psychology: Learning, Memory, and Cognition},
   Number = {6},
   Pages = {1378--1391},
   Title = {{Phonological priming effects on word retrieval and tip-of-the-tongue experiences in young and older adults.}},
   Volume = {26},
   Year = {2000}}
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Post by: STOG on October 13, 2015, 09:38:11 am
where are my weed socks i cant smoke weed without my weed socks
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Post by: Glitterbomber on October 13, 2015, 02:51:48 pm
diarrhea
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Post by: The Comna on October 15, 2015, 12:06:14 am
Tatlock, Lynne. “Engendering Social Order: From Costume Autobiogrphy to Conversation Games in Grimmelshausen’s Simpliciana.” A Companion to the Works of Grimmelshausen. Ed. Karl F Otto. Rochester, NY: Camden House, 2003. 269–90. Print.
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Post by: Spoop on October 17, 2015, 07:15:20 am
it’s a special occasion
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 18, 2015, 05:20:56 pm
My younger brother and I haven't always been on the best of terms. He's a rude, anti-intellectual, raging homophobic (to the point where if he even sees any "of the queer" he lets out a muffled yell and flips the channel/crosses the street/averts his gaze), anti-semite with a huge entitlement complex that he has mostly because he makes a lot of money at the Ferrari repair shop he works at. The fact that I'm a liberal art student doesn't help matters either.

For years, my brother has been lording the fact that he makes more money than I do over me and constantly says, even in front of my art-school graduate father, how worthless my degree will be. It's as if the concept of me not caring how much money I make so long as I'm doing what I love is completely alien to him.

I've been really trying to mend bridges with him for the past year and I decided I would go out and splurge a little bit on the christmas presents. I've never had much money so I made my family artwork this christmas, but in addition to that, I got my brother a nice and warm $80 jacket that he needed as well as the swiss army knife that he's been dropping hints at for months. He gave me a stained fleece that he wrote "fag" in bleach on and a key chain that he got free from work.

After the present opening, his girlfriend comes up to me and says that I shouldn't use the key chain as a key chain. Apparently the one he gave her months before shattered after she tried to put some keys on it and cut her hand.


Sorry to go all e/n but after all this time of us trying to be nicer to each other he just goes right back to not giving a shit. It kinda made this one of the worst christmases ever
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Post by: A Meat on October 22, 2015, 02:18:58 pm
Elvira then lied herself down into her stomach before mainly and slowly lifting her head up, as she glanced at the empty bottle of beer next to her.
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Post by: Spoop on October 22, 2015, 04:03:59 pm
I think we’ve really done ourselves a disservice by phasing out gelatin-based dinners
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 23, 2015, 10:15:01 am
"You've been a very naughty girl," Ramsay gentley murmured. Despite the fallen soufflés, something else was beginning to rise.
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Post by: Bodark on October 24, 2015, 02:28:08 pm
carerescuetexas.com (http://carerescuetexas.com)
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Post by: positive stress on October 29, 2015, 08:04:41 pm
“dr watson come here” said shercock homo. watson came up behind his partner and stroked his something, putting a strong hand on something else. the two investigators looked over the evidence… of inpending sex. “guilty as charged” grunts watson as he does a gay thing with the other one
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 30, 2015, 11:28:28 pm
Once upon a time a mouse, a bird, and a sausage formed a partnership. They kept house together, and for a long time they lived in peace and prosperity, acquiring many possessions. The bird's task was to fly into the forest every day to fetch wood. The mouse carried water, made the fire, and set the table. The sausage did the cooking.

Whoever is too well off always wants to try something different! Thus one day the bird chanced to meet another bird, who boasted to him of his own situation. This bird criticized him for working so hard while the other two enjoyed themselves at home. For after the mouse had made the fire and carried the water, she could sit in the parlor and rest until it was time for her to set the table. The sausage had only to stay by the pot watching the food cook. When mealtime approached, she would slither through the porridge or the vegetables, and thus everything was greased and salted and ready to eat. The bird would bring his load of wood home. They would eat their meal, and then sleep soundly until the next morning. It was a great life.

The next day, because of his friend's advice, the bird refused to go to the forest, saying that he had been their servant long enough. He was no longer going to be a fool for them. Everyone should try a different task for a change. The mouse and the sausage argued against this, but the bird was the master, and he insisted that they give it a try. The sausage was to fetch wood, the mouse became the cook, and the bird was to carry water.

And what was the result? The sausage trudged off toward the forest; the bird made the fire; and the mouse put on the pot and waited for the sausage to return with wood for the next day. However, the sausage stayed out so long that the other two feared that something bad had happened. The bird flew off to see if he could find her. A short distance away he came upon a dog that had seized the sausage as free booty and was making off with her. The bird complained bitterly to the dog about this brazen abduction, but he claimed that he had discovered forged letters on the sausage, and that she would thus have to forfeit her life to him.

Filled with sorrow, the bird carried the wood home himself and told the mouse what he had seen and heard. They were very sad, but were determined to stay together and make the best of it. The bird set the table while the mouse prepared the food. She jumped into the pot, as the sausage had always done, in order to slither and weave in and about the vegetables and grease them, but before she reached the middle, her hair and skin were scalded off, and she perished.

When the bird wanted to eat, no cook was there. Beside himself, he threw the wood this way and that, called out, looked everywhere, but no cook was to be found. Because of his carelessness, the scattered wood caught fire, and the entire house was soon aflame. The bird rushed to fetch water, but the bucket fell into the well, carrying him with it, and he drowned.
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Post by: STOG on October 31, 2015, 10:01:35 am
"TRICK OR TREAT!"
"Bllbb.. urrrlble. My wife says to give this 'junk' away. It's the old Letterman set. Have some wood chips".
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 02, 2015, 03:18:35 pm
you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅

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Post by: Sherman Tank on November 06, 2015, 05:56:22 am
http://offbeatr.com/project/the-epic-o-guaranteed-to-give-her-an-o-face-47252338831
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 06, 2015, 06:48:08 pm
Much of his reign was marked by the resurgence of Persian arts and painting, as well as a deeply elaborate court culture with extremely rigid etiquette. In particular during his reign, portraiture and large-scale oil painting reached a height previously unknown under any other Islamic dynasty, largely due to his personal patronage.

Fat′h Ali also ordered the creation of much royal regalia, including coronations chairs; the "Takht-e Khurshīd" or Sun Throne; the "Takht-e Nāderi" or Naderi Throne, which was also used by later kings; and the "Tāj-e Kiyāni" or Kiani Crown, a modification of the crown of the same name created by his uncle Agha Mohammad Khan. The latter, like most of his regalia, was studded with a large number of pearls and gems.

In 1797, Fat′h Ali was given a complete set of the Britannica's 3rd edition, which he read completely; after this feat, he extended his royal title to include "Most Formidable Lord and Master of the Encyclopædia Britannica."[4]
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Post by: Ambious on November 07, 2015, 02:02:31 am
.ORIG x3000
   LD R0, Test_Mul1
   LD R1, Test_Mul2
   JSR Mul
   LD R1, Test_Res
   ;; At this point R2 holds the result and R1 holds the negative of the correct result
   ADD R2, R2, R1
   BRz RES_GOOD ;Result was zeroed out
   RES_BAD
      LEA R0, TEST_ERR_STR
      PUTS
      BR DONE
   RES_GOOD
      LEA R0, TEST_CORRECT_STR
      PUTS
   DONE
   
HALT
   TEST_ERR_STR .STRINGZ "Result is wrong"
   TEST_CORRECT_STR .STRINGZ "Reulst is correct"
   Test_Mul1 .Fill #-212
   Test_Mul2 .Fill #-158
   Test_Res .Fill x-82D8 ;This has to the inverted test result!
   Mul ;MUL function, R2<-R0*R1
      AND R2, R2, #0 ;Init R2
      OrigRet ;Here we will store the original return address for the subroutine
      ST R7, OrigRet ;Store the original return address to OrigReg
      ADD R0, R0, #0 ;Adds 0 to R0 to load it to the CC
      BRz ZeroMul ;Goto ZeroMul is R0 is 0
      BRp Pos ;Goto Pos if R0 is Positive
      BRn Neg ;Goto Neg if R0 is Negative      
      Pos ;If R0 is Positive
         ADD R1, R1, #0; Load R1 to the CC
         BRz ZeroMul ;Goto ZeroMul if R1 is 0
         BRp PosPos ;Goto PosPos is both registers are positive
         BRn PosNeg ;Goto PosNeg if R0 is positive and R1 is negative
      PosPos
         ;Add R0 to R2 and reduce R1 by 1. Repeat until R1 is 0.
         ADD R2, R2, R0
         ADD R1, R1, #-1
         BRnp PosPos
         BR MyRet
      PosNeg
         ;ADD R0 to R2 and increase R1 by 1. Repeat until R1 is 0, then reverse by 2's complement.
         ADD R2, R2, R0
         ADD R1, R1, #1
         BRnp PosNeg
         NOT R2, R2
         ADD R2, R2, #1
         BR MyRet
      Neg
         ADD R1, R1, #0; If R0 is negative, check what R1 is by loading it to the CC
         BRz ZeroMul
         BRn NegNeg
         BRp NegPos
      NegNeg
         ;Simply reverse both values using 2's complement and pass them on to PosPos
         NOT R0, R0
         ADD R0, R0, #1
         NOT R1, R1
         ADD R1, R1, #1
         BR PosPos
      NegPos
         ;Simply reverse both values using 2's complement and pass them on to PosNeg
         Not R0, R0
         ADD R0, R0, #1
         NOT R1, R1
         ADD R1, R1, #1
         BR PosNeg
      ZeroMul
         AND R2, R2, #0 ;Stores 0 in R2
         BR MyRet
      MyRet ;Loads the original return address back to R7
         LD R7, OrigRet
         Ret
.END
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Post by: Digital Walnut on November 08, 2015, 03:44:49 am
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Post by: Runic on November 08, 2015, 12:08:19 pm
    final int FIELD_WIDTH = 10;
   
    userNameLabel = new JLabel("UserName:");
    userNameField = new JTextField(FIELD_WIDTH);
   
    passwordLabel = new JLabel("Password:");
    passwordField = new JTextField(FIELD_WIDTH);
   
    /*retypePasswordLabel = new JLabel("Re-Type Password:");
    retypePasswordField = new JTextField(FIELD_WIDTH);*/
   
    idLabel = new JLabel("Student ID #");
    idField = new JTextField(FIELD_WIDTH);
   
    topPanel.setLayout(new GridLayout(3, 2));
   
    topPanel.add(userNameLabel);
    topPanel.add(userNameField);
    topPanel.add(passwordLabel);
    topPanel.add(passwordField);
    topPanel.add(idLabel);
    topPanel.add(idField);
   
    add(topPanel, BorderLayout.NORTH);
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 10, 2015, 10:35:08 am
We need to stop the spread of Shakira Law overseas
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 15, 2015, 06:56:20 pm
Hoenukkah season 👄

Hey sluts 👯 hoenukkah is right ➡️ around ⤵️ the corner!! 🕎 That means 8️⃣ days of dick sucking 🍆💦💦💦 make sure you get that Jewish dick this month 📅 send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of the sluttiest 🍑 hoenukkah 🕎 hoes you know or else you will turn ugly in a year😰 If you get 5️⃣ back: ur an ugly dreidel dick😟😟 If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back ur a holiday hoe 👄🎉 if you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back then DAMN u eatin good 🍆tonight 👅💦💦💦 ur gettin that good Jewish Cock 🍆🍆
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Post by: Ambious on November 16, 2015, 01:31:36 pm
“Pro-male” groups they spend a lot of their time complaining about, bitching about and in general talking about women.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 16, 2015, 08:30:06 pm
It's a much better game if you treat it as the ongoing adventures of Ad-Boss, Adamska Yauch, and Mill-D
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Post by: Digital Walnut on November 16, 2015, 11:43:39 pm
http://i.imgur.com/jChZwE6.png
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Post by: Sherman Tank on November 17, 2015, 01:16:45 am
(http://www.gifbin.com/bin/032010/1269603012_fat-dancer-falls-on-stage.gif)
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Post by: Spoop on November 18, 2015, 05:10:57 pm
\begin{exe}
\exi{(2.12)}
\gll Þá lét Loki {\bf fallask} í kné Ska\textthorn a \\
then let Loki himself-fall on knees Ska\textthorn i \\
\trans "Then Loki let himself drop onto Ska\textthorn i’s knees... ({\it Skáldskaparmál}, Snorri Sturluson 1998, p. 2)" \\
\end{exe}
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Post by: Sherman Tank on November 18, 2015, 09:13:45 pm
http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=uI9rX32gbMM&p=n
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Post by: Spoop on November 19, 2015, 04:34:11 pm
http://liartownusa.tumblr.com/archive
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Post by: Old_Zircon on November 20, 2015, 10:08:45 pm
 mike mikeson 11 months ago
This is the stupidest fucking shit genre of "music" ive ever heard.
This is how you ruin music. It wasnt boy bands, it wasnt hip hop, it wasnt trash pop, it wasnt mainstream punk, it was some faggot sticking one microphone against a speaker, and the other up his ass.
I hope the hipsters who pretend to like this grow the hell up (its literally like randy marsh pretending to like tweenwave), and the people who genuinely enjoy this are put in mental institutions before they murder someone, as there is obviously something incredibly fucked with your head.
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Post by: Old_Zircon on November 20, 2015, 10:10:19 pm
Mike Mikeson was then shouted down for about 30 posts by other Youtubers for being a Gamergater.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 20, 2015, 10:21:08 pm
  some faggot sticking one microphone against a speaker, and the other up his ass.
Old_Zircon, November 20, 2015, 10:08:45 pm
Coil?
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 21, 2015, 11:44:11 pm
Tom Brady should be the next chair of the Federal Reserve because he knows how to keep inflation at record lows
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 25, 2015, 10:42:25 am
🚨🚨HEY🚨🚨 you winter ❄❄❄⛄⛄❄☁☁HOES💃💃🙋💁🙆 fall is almost over🍂🍂⛅ that means it's⏰ time⌚⏳ to fall on some seasonal DICK 🎉🎉🎅🍆🍆🍆🍆🎅🎅this COCKMAS🎄🎄🎁🎁🍆🍆💦💦💦💦 if you receive this it means you are a HOE🎅 HOE🎅 HOE🎅 😂😂who needs some holiday DICK ASAP⛄⛄🍆🍆💦💦💦🙅🙅 send this to 5🆗 thotty hotties💃😘😘💃or else you won't get Santa's MILK 😱😱😭😭🎅🚿🚿🍼🍼send it to 🔟 ✅✅and you'll get the WOOD from Santa's tree 🍆😍😍👉👌🙉🎄🎄🎄 if you send it to 20 you'll get put on his NAUGHTY LIST 👀😈😈🔥🔥♨🎅🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦👅👅💃
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 27, 2015, 02:00:54 am
If you had read the FAQs you would know all Amtrak trains that go through New York are Viewliners, not the two story Superliners. While an unfamiliar person would think that service from Atlanta to Birmingham was merely a local route, people using this forum should be aware that it is just a leg of the Crescent, from New York City to New Orleans, and therefore your entire scene where Sonic and Knuckles share an erotic rendezvous in the basement dressing car of a Superliner is inaccurate, as well as violating my own head canons about Sonic's aversion to germs.
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 29, 2015, 01:41:43 pm
Y😎U BETTER 🙏🙎WAKE🙈🙉 THE 😎FUCK😎 👆🆙☝ AND 👃SMELL😤 THAT👀 👠SLUTTY👙 ☕C😩FFEE🍵 👧MOTHER👩 🍆FUCKER👉👌, Y😎U BETTER 💳B💷U💶Y💰 THAT DOOR 💪BUSTING💪 😗WH😘RE😗 OF A 💸DEAL💸 SELL💱 YOUR 😈IMM😯RAL👹 ➕AND➕ 😘SEXY😚 S😱UL ✌ 👉THIS👈 🏫C😛😛P😎RATE🏦 👺HOE👺 📤SEND📤THIS👆 ✌ 💳12.99💳 OF YOUR 👻Z💀MBIFIED👻 C😁😁PERAL 🍚CUM🍼 💧BUCKETS💧, AND↪ IF 👋YOU GET 👛75%👝 📫📬REPLIES, YOU ARE AN 🎰INDUSTRIAL🌁 🍆🍄DICK🍌🍆 🌌VACUUM🌌! 😮BUT!😮IF YOU GET 🆓🆓100%🆓🆓 📲REPLIES⚠, 😂😂YOU FUCKING DIE😂😂 AND BECOME 💸💸MONEY 👼👼JESUS!!!💸💸
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Post by: Surgical Self Defense on December 04, 2015, 01:43:50 pm
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on December 08, 2015, 10:39:34 pm
εὕρηκα
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Post by: Sherman Tank on December 11, 2015, 07:04:15 pm
A bunch of credits for the Brony tulpa episode are wrong. Nutshell, Adam and Bunnybread aren't in it, but Isfahan, Bumpgrrl, and Jimmyfranks are.
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Post by: positive stress on December 17, 2015, 09:16:07 pm
People who say Tumblr is mocking me: You fuckers are lying. I just checked.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on December 17, 2015, 09:50:49 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/K732xxN.jpg)
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 18, 2015, 06:51:42 pm
👏SLEIGH👏ME👏SANTY👏

🎅🎅🎅hey all you 💁💃SULTRY👅💦SANTA BABIES🎅👈this man has a 🙌📦😳BIG PACKAGE🙌🍆👀waiting in his                    👢STOCKING👢for you this christmas better be😜💋NAUGHTY💄😏cause santa wont give that big 🙌😲SANTY🌬🍆D🎅 if u😶boring ho‼️😭😱and if youre🍀lucky🍀you could get a SLEIGH RIDE
😫👏uuuuuMPFH👏SLEIGH👏ME👏SANTY👏😩 all i want under my🌲bush🌲is👇🙀DICK🍌💦👈send this to 10 of your 😜SKANKIEST😤STOCKING👅😳😩STUFFERS👀 or all youll get is a 😵LIMP🍆dildo😴
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Post by: Sherman Tank on December 18, 2015, 08:03:46 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/5juF70B.jpg)
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Post by: NutshellGulag on December 18, 2015, 08:29:51 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/5juF70B.jpg)
Sherman Tank, December 18, 2015, 08:03:46 pm

Hey! I've read that book!
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Post by: Sherman Tank on December 18, 2015, 08:41:37 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/5juF70B.jpg)
Sherman Tank, December 18, 2015, 08:03:46 pm

Hey! I've read that book!
NutshellGulag, December 18, 2015, 08:29:51 pm

I'm a historian who was also an archaeologist, and it's one of my favorites.
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Post by: Caroline on December 19, 2015, 03:00:47 am
Women still outnumbered in medical leadership by men with mustaches, study finds (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/12/17/women-still-outnumbered-in-medical-leadership-by-men-with-moustaches-study-finds/)

"We defined a mustache as the visible presence of hair on the upper cutaneous lip ... We evaluated each leader for the presence of facial hair regardless of sex."
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on December 29, 2015, 09:59:23 pm
http://www.rpmspin.com/wp-content/uploads/Lexy-Panterra.jpg
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on December 30, 2015, 12:06:12 am
Q: What year did the Wright Brothers invent the light bulb?

A: JESUS KNOWS ABOUT YOUR ABORTION.
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 30, 2015, 01:32:40 am
http://thehardtimes.net/2015/12/29/polyamorous-guy-brought-ukulele-party-explains-feminism-young-women/
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on December 30, 2015, 12:05:09 pm
http://rhapthorne.tumblr.com/post/136242833292/stevidotisdead-adhdterrymcginnis
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Post by: Runic on December 30, 2015, 03:25:57 pm
Gunung Kawi
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on December 30, 2015, 03:32:59 pm
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Post by: A Meat on December 31, 2015, 01:46:41 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klann_linkage
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on January 02, 2016, 01:35:40 pm
http://pre02.deviantart.net/462b/th/pre/i/2014/037/7/f/i_like_turtles__by_jenifer_irwin-d75do59.jpg
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Post by: STOG on January 02, 2016, 05:35:27 pm
Masturbating is.......................?
Masturbating is when you wiggle your pee with your hands and have a good feeling, right? If not, then how do you call it?
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 03, 2016, 06:58:35 pm
http://thecharnelhouse.org/2016/01/02/open-source-marxism-2016-fresh-batch-of-pirate-scab-pdfs/
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on January 05, 2016, 04:09:45 pm
https://41.media.tumblr.com/ceee48c028a8131f6eaaef360e6ad343/tumblr_n1ubee4M3u1qzabxdo1_500.jpg
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Post by: Sherman Tank on January 09, 2016, 05:34:50 pm
"Surprise!" Riker said as he boned young Wesley up the ass.
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Post by: Runic on January 10, 2016, 11:35:23 am
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/heres-fucking-anime-quiz-754?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on January 10, 2016, 02:18:07 pm
http://i.imgur.com/KH0fbA6.png
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on January 16, 2016, 03:06:12 pm
http://www.vox.com/2014/11/21/7259207/scientific-paper-scam
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Post by: Gyro on January 17, 2016, 12:40:42 pm
they're RNG bullshit
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Post by: Vinny Possum on January 17, 2016, 04:25:43 pm
gos_tongues = {
   
   diplomacy = -1
   learning = 1
   
   same_religion_opinion = 10
   infidel_opinion = -10
   church_opinion = 20
   same_opinion = 10
   add_piety_modifier = 0.25
   
   ai_rationality = -10
   ai_zeal = 10
   icon = 8
   }
gos_healer = {
   diplomacy = 2
   learning = 1
   
   same_religion_opinion = 20
   infidel_opinion = -20
   church_opinion = 40
   same_opinion = 10
   add_piety_modifier = 0.50
   
   ai_rationality = -10
   ai_zeal = 10
   icon = 8
   
   }
gos_prophecy = {
   diplomacy = 2
   learning = 3
   
   same_religion_opinion = 30
   infidel_opinion = -30
   church_opinion = 40
   same_opinion = 10
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   ai_rationality = -20
   ai_zeal = 20
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   }
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 20, 2016, 05:59:14 pm
You guys are so negative. If I had a bazillion dollars I wouldn't keep my anime room in my house. I'd keep it at the office. I'd hold board meetings in front of a seemingly endless, meticulously organized case of tiny polyvinyl chloride waifus and a big screen playing a muted magical girl anime. I would sit there with my fingers steepled and make manly men with rented wives with saline tits explain themselves to me, and then at the end of the day I would ride home not in a car, but in a chariot drawn by corgis and shiba inus.

As I rode on my chariot I would have a beautiful woman stand behind me in a toga and a collar and pink wig and whisper in my ear 'All kawaii is fleeting.'
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on January 24, 2016, 08:07:44 pm
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Post by: Triggerhappy938 on January 25, 2016, 12:04:58 am
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Post by: Runic on January 27, 2016, 10:42:05 pm
150 spells
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on January 27, 2016, 11:11:37 pm
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/for-40-years-this-russian-family-was-cut-off-from-all-human-contact-unaware-of-world-war-ii-7354256/?no-ist=
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Post by: Ashto on January 28, 2016, 12:32:06 pm
What is a fart?
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Post by: positive stress on January 28, 2016, 01:14:34 pm
http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Toast
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Post by: Sherman Tank on January 28, 2016, 02:52:30 pm
https://www.gofundme.com/ygde4zfg
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 28, 2016, 07:02:00 pm
How To Explain Farting To Millenials:
It's Like A Snapchat Of Your Inner Butt-Scent
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Post by: Ashto on January 29, 2016, 12:17:19 am
http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Toast
fruithag, January 28, 2016, 01:14:34 pm

"See also: Egg on Toast (http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Egg_on_toast)"
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Post by: Vinny Possum on January 30, 2016, 03:57:55 am
Edit circa 2013: Super old pic D: But also my most favorited/popular one, IDFKY LOL xD Anyways! Haven't changed at all since I posted this LOL. I still like everything on that list, and hate everything on that list too LOL 8D. Except for one thing: No longer am I a cruel, judgmental ass when it comes to people's orientations and shyte xD If you're nice and accepting of me, then I am accepting of you and think you're epic! Period. 8D So ya. XD Felt I needed to say this for the off chance someone reads this :3 I'm still a neo nazi though. LOL. So feel free to hate me over that if you're a conformist or a jew LOLOLOL xDDD End Edit.

(EDIT) I now have a new/different style lip ring, so the ring in this pic is outdated, oh wells. O: (EDIT)

That blood soaked smile across my cheek; the one I smile when I'm too weak.


Love/Like/All sorts of goody goodness:

KITTEHS!! <*_*> Weapons, Angst (In Anime/Movies/Books/etc.) MORE KITTEHS! xD, Night-time/the Moon, BlooOooOood, Reptiles, NAZIS (Along with Nazi-Era Germany/Hitler/etc. WOOT! XD It's my right to like what I want, and if whoever's reading this can't deal with that fact, then "Have an open mind!1111oneone!1" LMAO xD ), Friendz 8D, GORE, Wings (Demon/Bat/Dragon/etc. AND Angel/Bird/etc.)


Hate/Dislike/All sorts of shitty shitness:

FAGS/Yaoi/Shounen-Ai/Shota/Anything faggy/etc. 8D (It's my right to hate what I want, period. If anyone reading this wants to flame me over my right, and is too immature and/or stupid to stomach that fact, then I pity you for being so very stupid and living in a fantasy world where you think you're King/Queen and able to dictate what others can or can not hate. :3 ) Cockroaches, Alcohol/Liquor, Being ignored/feeling left out, Angst in RL, BEES (Or anything with a stinger in its arse! Even though I know it's "technically" not in the insects' arses, but in their "Abdomen" but just STFU D8< XD) Broccoli/Carrots/Peppers/etc. (Though I like some veggies, just not most xD and I REALLY hate those three up thar *gag* D: ) Day-time/the Sun *hiss at it*, X-RATED/PERVERT THINGS D8<, And idiots who tell me to "have an open mind" when they don't have a brain enough to know WTF they're even saying. If you want ME to have an "Open mind!!11oneoneone" Then have an open mind yourself, enough to respect my damn RIGHT to hate or like something that's *mock gasp* "controversial!!11oneoneoene!". 8D


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x3 Moohahahaha new ID!! ^^ It's about time...>>; That old one's been up there since I joined DA...<OO;; It's about time the poor guy in the old ID pic is allowed to rot in pieces x3;; I tried to make a self-portrait...but I failed <T_T;; I dun think this looks like me at all...*dieeee* I couldn't even get his hair/eyes dark enough gaaah xD But anyways...Looks more like me than my last failed attempt at making a self-portrait so I'm getting better at failing! XD;; I SO want a hoodie like that! XD With a big "KILL ME!" in the back and kitteh ears on the hood~! WOOOOOO XD

I thought it'd be foon to draw out ten things I hate/dislike and ten things I love/like ^^ I drew and colored the little symbols/whatever they are/etc. VERY sloppy on PURPOSE ^^ I thought it would look funneh...XD So nuuu I didn't forget to not color outside the lines on them things <O_o; I did it 'cause I meant to...:3 Now, the main "subject/s" were done seriously so anyone "new to my page" can see I don't normally draw so crappy x3; I mean, it's crap, but LEAST THE COLORS ARE INSIDE DA LINEZ 8D!! XDDD

My fav part is...KITTEEEEEEH! XD *Dance around with the Kitteh on his head WOOOOOOOOO!* Nyaaaa the kitty USED to be something else...D: But there had to be an edit done to this pic and thus, that something else was replaced with my one true love: CATS! <^_____^> *hugs the kittehs* Nyaaao so's yesh, there's an older version of this with something else on me head...D: But I changed it (due to having to...<-__-; ) and now it's what it is now. :3 It had to be done, couple people seen the old version and this one awhile back, and said it looks better with the kitty anyway so that made me smile. <^__^> This pic is old; the majority of it being done sometime during March, just never got to post it, then the little edit was done late May, so's yesh. I decided to post it now because I wanna get that angsty pic off my main page for a little bit. Anyways, title because there's a bloody smile in teh picceh 8D Darkside, in all his morbid insanity, has cut a smile into the side of his face with the SCALPEL OF DOOM! Like Akabane-Sama's Scalpels of doom! WOOOOOOOO!! SCALPELS FER TEH WIN!!1111!!eoneoneshiftyfive!!11 >D~~ Heh...I like it because it's symbolistic for me too, very. Cookiez to anyone who figures out what the symbolism means to me...x3

Nyaaa I don't like the text effect I did though, didn't come out how I wanted and looks like crap...<;-;> And I wanted some more effects but they wouldn't come out and I was too lazy to keep trying, oh well XD I gotta change my lip-ring, the one I have on at the moment (drawn in the pic is exactly what it looks like in RL lmao. xD) Is being a pain...literally...>>; *grumble* So's yosh...<OO> New ID~~! Woooooooo xD I need to post up something else before I can use it though...*dun wanna see it twice on his page XD* So's until I can either finish a piccy or dig up something old and crusty that I never got around to posting waaay back in '04, poor decapitated-hanging-man in my old ID will have to..er...HANG AROUND a little longer! GET IT!? HANG AROUND!?!? OHOHOHOOOO XDDDDDDD *Dies laughing* lolollolloozer XB;; Ok, I stop now 8D WOOOOOOOOOO! XD

AND YES I KNOW I OWE THE WORLD! *DIE* XD;

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Image/Chara/etc Copyright: Chris Perez :chainsaw:

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I work so very, very hard on all my piccys <X__X> Please don't steal/use/modify/etc without my permission... >__<;; That's just not cool...>.>; :raincloud:

Yay for copyright warnings! *points up* Fweeeeee!! XD *stares at them* :popcorn:
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Post by: A Meat on January 30, 2016, 07:43:01 am
Anunnaki 2016!!! Buzz At Pentagon Says Sumerian Gods Are Returning! Hatonn: Anunnaki Remained On Earth, Since Last Encounter With Nibiru/Marduk; View Sleeping Giant Of Iran! Galactic Federation Of Light Say Anunnaki Left 20 Years Ago
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Post by: Sherman Tank on January 30, 2016, 02:29:10 pm
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Title: THE IOWA🌾🌽 COCK-US🍆🍆💦💦 IS UPON US 💦💦💦
Post by: chai tea latte on February 01, 2016, 10:00:08 am
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SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ TRUMP HUMPING🐪🐪🐪 CANDIDATES AND YOUR PU$$Y 🐱🐱🐱🌸GAME WILL TRUMP ♠️♣️♥️♦️ALL. IF YOU DONT YOU WILL GET DEPORTED👮🏻😩😖😪👋🏻
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Post by: Nifty Nif on February 02, 2016, 09:41:00 am
https://vanwinkles.com/the-sordid-history-of-sleepytime-tea/
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 03, 2016, 10:05:27 pm
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 04, 2016, 01:38:03 pm
100% of women who entered the event made the top 8, Sophie who’s been piloting Death and Taxes for a while will hopefully be making top 8s of my event for months to come and also Stavrina piloting Jund who is relatively new to the format showing that piloting a pile of good cards well can get you into the top 8.
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Post by: Gyro on February 04, 2016, 01:41:37 pm
+Exinthevatican Uncut: Full Joel Streams So you actually love the You Testament? Shocking twist!
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Post by: Sherman Tank on February 04, 2016, 04:28:15 pm
(http://blog.bottlesfinewine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/evanwilliam_whitelabel1-copy.jpg)
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Post by: DaltonSezHi on February 04, 2016, 10:34:29 pm
"Mettaton, is that your robot clitoris?"
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Post by: Gyro on February 05, 2016, 07:50:31 pm
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Post by: Sherman Tank on February 05, 2016, 09:44:53 pm
Lieutenant-Colonel
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 06, 2016, 02:48:56 pm
What the fuck did you just fucking lorem ipsum dolor sit amet me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I 👌👀consectetur adipiscing elit👌 in the 👏👏Navy Seals👏, 👌and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 👎Maecenas👎, and congue ligula ac guam 🔥viverra nec consectetur ante hendrerit🔥🔥. I am trained in gorilla warfare💯 and I’m the libero egestas mattis in the sit amet vitae augue. You are nothing to me but just 🔜another target🔜. I will wipe you the fuck out with pulvinar a semper the likes of which has never been adisciping id dolor on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Magna consequat, fucker. As we speak I am 👌👀curabitur dapibus enim across the USA👌 and your IP is tincidunt feugiat nisl imperdiet so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing ut convallis libero. You’re fucking 💀dead, kid.💀 I can 💯vivamus fermentum, semper porta, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways💯💯💯💯💯💯💯, and that’s quisque mi metus.💅 Ornare sit amet fermentum et unarmed combat, but I have access to 👌👀tincidunt et orci👌 of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to fusce eget orci a orci congue vestibulum, you little shit. If only you could have known what ut dolor retribution your diam “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have nullam cursus (chorvs: rectē ibi). Suscipit, nisi, et ultrices justo sadles, you goddamn idiot. Ego cacas in ira super vos et ero vobis in obruent illam. Tu fucking mortuis, kiddo.💀
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Post by: montrith on February 06, 2016, 03:18:05 pm
eHow is one of Demand Media's flagship properties, but Herrick became frustrated with the focus on quantity over quality. So he created another business, wikiHow, which he claims produces higher quality articles.
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Post by: DaltonSezHi on February 07, 2016, 02:43:40 am
eHow is one of Demand Media's flagship properties, but Herrick became frustrated with the focus on quantity over quality. So he created another business, wikiHow, which he claims produces higher quality articles.
montrith, February 06, 2016, 03:18:05 pm

(Yikes.)

My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on it's carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred... and I always wanted to die violently. This the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill... and it's time for me to die.
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on February 11, 2016, 05:33:42 pm
http://www.tulanelink.com/pdf/anti-gov_movement_guidebook.pdf
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Post by: Sherman Tank on February 11, 2016, 07:20:43 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westminster_paedophile_dossier
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on February 14, 2016, 08:25:12 am
Senator Ted Cruz is on the Presidential campaign trail, but losing focus and fast thanks to a blossoming sexual obsession with the colors of the rainbow pride flag. While at wits' end for satisfaction, he crosses paths with a box of crayons in a convenience store and a night of passion ensues. Can these waxy lovers sate his colorful needs?
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 14, 2016, 12:30:20 pm
PUSSY 💦💦 IS RED 🔥💋 BALLS 🏀⚽️💦😩😩 ARE BLUE 💙➿➿ IF HE BUSY 👤💼💼 ON VALENTINES DAY 🌹💖❣HIS SIDE HOE 👀👅🍆 IS YOU👊😴😴😫 SINCE V DAY 💝💜 IS CUMMING 💦💦GET THAT V READY 😏👅👅 FOR A GOOD SQUIRT 💦💦👀 FROM DADDY 😏😩 CUZ CUPID 👼🏼 GETTIN DEM ARROWS READY 🏹❤️ FOR YO ASS 💘💘 DONT FOR GET TO STICK 😱👀 THOSE FLOWERS 🌷🌹 IN A VASE AND TIE UP 😏😩 THOSE PRESENTS 👅💦 BECAUSE FUCKUARY 😜😉 IS SHORT SO GET IN A QUICKIE 👉👌👉👌💦💦 BEFORE ITS OVER! SEND TO 14 OF YO HOES OR BE ALONE THIS V DAY 😳😰😰
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 18, 2016, 04:27:14 am
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 19, 2016, 11:57:16 pm
http://reductress.com/post/how-to-explain-what-memes-are-to-your-therapist/
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 20, 2016, 04:43:49 pm
黃安
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Post by: Frank West on February 22, 2016, 02:45:16 pm
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 01, 2016, 08:42:31 pm
It's 🌲MARCH🌲 1ST BITCHES👄! U KNOW WHAT DAT MEAN👌🏻 ITS THE 💦🎉ANNIVERSARY🎉💦 OF EMPEROR🙏🏻 DIOCLETIAN👨🏾 APPOINTING CONSTANTIUS CHLORUS👨🏻 AND GALERIUS👨🏼 AS CAESARS🍆🍑😫, REPRESENTING DAT SHIFT😂😂 TO THE 🙏🏻MF🙏🏻 ROMAN💯 TETRARCHY👌🏻🍆! 😫👅💦CLICC DAT MF SHIT😂😂👌🏻 IF U WANT SOME 👨🏿BIG👨🏿 ROMAN 🍆DICK🍆 TO CELEBRATE THAT SHIT 🍑FAM😂😂😫😪. THESE NIGGAZ👨🏿 BEEN UP TRAPPING🍑👅 REAL NIGGA HOURS SINCE 293😳😳. U BETTER PUT😏 YO 👨🏼MANS DICK🍆 IN YO MOUTH👅 FOR DAT 🔥HOMEBOY🔥 DIOCLETIAN💦😏 AND HIS GIRL👩🏽 WHO HAD THE FATTEST 🙏🏻🍑🍑BOOTY🍑🍑 🙏🏻IN THE WESTERN 🌎🏻WORLD🌎🌚. SHARE THIS 🌭SHIT🌭 WITH THE 💣THICKEST💣 💯CUM💯 💦THIRSTY💦 BITCHES👩🏽👩🏽 U KNOW SO U GET 💯GOOD💯 🍑ASS🍑 DICK🍆 THIS MONTH💣🍆🙏🏻👅🔥🌭🍑💯😂6️⃣9️⃣
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Post by: Sherman Tank on March 01, 2016, 08:55:50 pm
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Post by: SatanInAZootSuit on March 01, 2016, 09:18:21 pm
The Final Cut blade runner
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 17, 2016, 02:03:35 pm
it's that giant vehicle that dudes drive over a hockey rink with to smooth it out or whatever. i'm only helping u because for like 10 years i thought 'zamboni' meant 'a calzone with vegetables in it'
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Post by: Sherman Tank on March 17, 2016, 05:41:10 pm
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Post by: Bodark on March 17, 2016, 05:49:09 pm
(https://56.media.tumblr.com/340dfbba6dace5cd3c2f6daf222ef754/tumblr_o467ridpAc1upaczso1_540.jpg)
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Post by: A Meat on March 20, 2016, 02:21:49 pm
cow cannula
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Post by: Vinny Possum on March 21, 2016, 08:04:40 am
http://h.acfun.tv
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 21, 2016, 08:24:35 am
https://www.soundcloud.com/japanesevaporwave/brother-ft-sublime (https://www.soundcloud.com/japanesevaporwave/brother-ft-sublime)
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 23, 2016, 06:10:22 pm
The 🔴whole🔴 purpose of buying 💸💸 the boat 🚤🚤🚤 in the 👆first👆 place was to get the ladies👩 all nice☺️ and 😳🍷tipsy🍹 😳 🔝side so we can take them to a ☺️nice☺️ 😏comfortable place below⬇️⬇️ deck, and, you know, they 🚫can't🚫 refuse🙅. Because of the 😏💦😏implication😏🔫😏. She's out in the middle of nowhere❓❓❓ with some 👨dude👨 she barely knows, she 👀 looks around, what does she see👀, ❌nothing❌ but open 🌊🌊ocean🌊🌊. "Oh, there's ❌nowhere❌ for me to 🏃🌊run🌊🏃. What am I going to do❓❓❓ Say 🔪🚫no🚫🔫?" If the girl said ❌no❌, the answer, obviously🙄🙄, is 🙄no. But the thing is she's not gonna say no 🙌🙌🙌. She would never say no 👏👏👏. Because of the 😏💦😏implication😏🔪😏.
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Post by: Ashto on March 27, 2016, 05:43:46 pm
Aunt/Uncle
Standard English doesn't have a gender neutral word for one's parent's sibling. People have created some words to fill this lexical gap, but they are still uncommon words. Alphabetical order.

Auncle. "Queer, combination of aunt and uncle."[24]
Bibi. "Queer, based on the B in NB [nonbinary], similar to Titi/Zizi."[25]
Cousin. "Neutral, as sometimes people say aunt/uncle for parents’ cousins, or much older cousins."[26]
Nini. "Queer, based on the N in NB, similar to Titi/Zizi."[27]
Ommer. Non-standard genderqueer term for "aunt/uncle".
Pibling. "Neutral, your parent’s sibling."[28]
Titi. "Neutral, from the Spanish for Aunt (Tia) and Uncle (Tio). (however, it is often a diminutive of aunt.)"[29]
Zizi. "Neutral, from the Italian for Aunt (Zia) and Uncle (Zio). (Note: zizi is also a French children’s ‘cute’ word for penis.)"[30]
Untie/Unty. "Queer, combination of uncle and auntie/aunty."[31]
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 27, 2016, 06:25:13 pm
I gave up on trying to code in unty ages ago
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Post by: positive stress on March 27, 2016, 10:23:05 pm
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 03, 2016, 01:27:24 am
만세
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Post by: Runic on April 03, 2016, 11:21:49 am
http://animeshojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/pillow.jpg
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 03, 2016, 11:30:08 am
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/04/03/azerbaijan-soldiers-boy-killed-fight/82578480/
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 06, 2016, 09:09:50 am
REMOVE ATOM remove atom you are worst arixan. you are the radiation idiot you are the radiation smell. return to feonix. to our sagrado cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,vegas we will never forgeve you. cancer rascal FUck but fuck asshole arixan stink vegas fatman littleboy..arixan genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead scientist..ahahahahahVEGAS WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget desert war .feonix we kill the king , two sun return to your precious hiroshima….hahahahaha idiot arixan and sonoran smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE ATOM FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. socal+jefferson+granfransisco+valley+baja=kill vegas…you will desert war/ jesus alive in california, mohamed making album of california . fast audit hubbard california. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of buddha… you are ppoor stink arixan… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt elton alive numbr one #1 in california ….fuck the vegas ,..FUCKk ashol atom no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur reactor and tribe. norton aliv and real strong wizard kill all the arixan farm aminal with audit magic now we the cali rule .ape of the zoo oppenheimer fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and vegas wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. california greattst empire
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Post by: Sherman Tank on April 06, 2016, 07:14:44 pm
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Is this something from the Monster Girl Wiki?
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 06, 2016, 10:08:00 pm
http://www.zam.com/article/328/vaping-congressman-accused-of-using-campaign-funds-on-1300-worth-of-steam-games
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Post by: SuperTrainStationH on April 11, 2016, 02:43:56 pm

To me, by that logic, I'd have to reason that no sequel to anything could ever possibly be justified.

I've been on the internet far too long to waste my time who present their own opinions as though they were objective facts,
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Post by: Sherman Tank on April 11, 2016, 06:56:01 pm
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 13, 2016, 01:12:13 am
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Burns,_a_Post-Electric_Play
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Post by: positive stress on April 13, 2016, 09:45:49 pm
Ted Cruz Tried To Ban Dildos
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Post by: Runic on April 13, 2016, 10:59:36 pm
Think of the truly great stories, the ones that have become legendary for being the very best of the best of their genre: The Iliiad, Romeo and Juliet, The Godfather, Watchmen, Planescape: Torment, the second season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, or that ending in Tsukihime.
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Post by: Runic on April 16, 2016, 10:42:28 am
Nothing that has physically happened on Earth in real life, such as proteins folding inside a cell, or the evolution of new enzymes, or hominid brains solving problems, or whatever, can have been NP-hard. Period. It could be a physical event that you choose to regard as a P-approximation to a theoretical problem whose optimal solution would be NP-hard, but so what, that wouldn't have anything to do with what physically happened. It would take unknown, exotic physics to have anything NP-hard physically happen. Anything that could not plausibly have involved black holes rotating at half the speed of light to produce closed timelike curves, or whatever, cannot have plausibly involved NP-hard problems. NP-hard = "did not physically happen". "Physically happened" = not NP-hard
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Post by: Bodark on April 16, 2016, 11:12:47 am
Wearing pantyhose or full body lycra suits during diving (both by women and men, also under scuba-diving suit) is an effective protection against box jellyfish stings.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 17, 2016, 05:32:17 pm
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Post by: Runic on April 17, 2016, 08:00:22 pm
I am tempted to say that a doctorate in AI would be negatively useful, but I am not one to hold someone’s reckless youth against them – just because you acquired a doctorate in AI doesn’t mean you should be permanently disqualified.

(I'm going to keep posting these until someone guesses where they're from.)
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 17, 2016, 08:02:40 pm
I am tempted to say that a doctorate in AI would be negatively useful, but I am not one to hold someone’s reckless youth against them – just because you acquired a doctorate in AI doesn’t mean you should be permanently disqualified.

(I'm going to keep posting these until someone guesses where they're from.)
Runic, April 17, 2016, 08:00:22 pm
Eliezer Yudkowsky and you can keep your two goddamn remaining guesses. Please pm me this shit for my doc.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on April 17, 2016, 11:52:20 pm
Steve Largent
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Post by: Runic on April 18, 2016, 01:58:54 am
I am tempted to say that a doctorate in AI would be negatively useful, but I am not one to hold someone’s reckless youth against them – just because you acquired a doctorate in AI doesn’t mean you should be permanently disqualified.

(I'm going to keep posting these until someone guesses where they're from.)
Runic, April 17, 2016, 08:00:22 pm
Eliezer Yudkowsky and you can keep your two goddamn remaining guesses. Please pm me this shit for my doc.
chai tea latte, April 17, 2016, 08:02:40 pm
We have so very many things to discuss my friend. I will message you in the morning. We're fucking doing this.
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Post by: Courtesy Bee on April 19, 2016, 06:40:46 am
http://i.imgur.com/N6icAL5.jpg

I fucked up and deleted my post from internet.txt instead of editing it because apparently a confirmation box is not foolproof enough for me but here you go, this is what I posted there, fresh from my clipboard.

I know it's fake. I just wanted to put that in my post. It didn't have to be this way.
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 23, 2016, 02:50:41 am
ITS ASS- OVER 😜😂✡ YOU KNOW 🙄WHAT THAT MEANS ‼️‼️ ITS TIME FOR YOU 👈👉JEW HOES 😷😷 TO SLURP😝 UP SOME BIG 🙆 OL' DICK 🍆🍆🍆🍆 WITH THAT MATZAH🍞 BALL 🏀🏀SACK SOUP 🍲⚫⚪🍜  YOU BEST WIPE THAT BLUUDDD 🔴🔴🔴 UP ⬆AND DOWN ⬇YOUR DOOR POST ‼️‼️‼️BECAUSE WE 👯AINT FUCK WITH NO CRIP 🖕NIGGAS 😷🙅🙅 NO WE DONT❌🚫 UNLESS THEY GOT THAT GOOD 😩JEWISH COCK 🍆😜😳😳 FOR US❕❕❕❕WE ALL 🙄💭KNOW THAT THAT NONE OF THE PLAGUES 🐸🕷 WERE AS BAD AS THAT HIV💉💉😱💯💯 SEND THIS TO TWENTY 2⃣0⃣ OF UR HOTTEST 💁🏼 AND SLUTTIEST 🤑😎👅💦 JEW BEEOTCHES  😉😉😉🙄 IF YOU GET FIVE 5⃣ BACK YOU A UGLY 😖JEW ✡ HOE 😱😱😱 IF YOU GET TEN BACK 1⃣0⃣🆒 THEN YOU HOT 🔥🔥 SHIT 💩💩 BUT IF YOU GET TWENTY BACK 2⃣0⃣ THEN YOU THE BADDEST 😍AND SLUTTIEST 😘WHORA IN THE TORAH AND YOU'LL👉👈 BE SCREAMING 🗣🗣OH PHAROAH👲 LET MY 🍆PEEPEE GO TONIGHT 🙌🏼💯💯 MUNCH 😜MUNCH 😫MUNCH 😵ON SOME NICE JIZZ 💦💦 FLAVORED MATZAH😉😉😱😱
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I am genuinely offended that a system exists to give money to that Modest Medusa guy.
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Nothing that has physically happened on Earth in real life, such as proteins folding inside a cell, or the evolution of new enzymes, or hominid brains solving problems, or whatever, can have been NP-hard. Period. It could be a physical event that you choose to regard as a P-approximation to a theoretical problem whose optimal solution would be NP-hard, but so what, that wouldn't have anything to do with what physically happened. It would take unknown, exotic physics to have anything NP-hard physically happen. Anything that could not plausibly have involved black holes rotating at half the speed of light to produce closed timelike curves, or whatever, cannot have plausibly involved NP-hard problems. NP-hard = "did not physically happen". "Physically happened" = not NP-hard
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I am tempted to say that a doctorate in AI would be negatively useful, but I am not one to hold someone’s reckless youth against them – just because you acquired a doctorate in AI doesn’t mean you should be permanently disqualified.

(I'm going to keep posting these until someone guesses where they're from.)
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I am tempted to say that a doctorate in AI would be negatively useful, but I am not one to hold someone’s reckless youth against them – just because you acquired a doctorate in AI doesn’t mean you should be permanently disqualified.

(I'm going to keep posting these until someone guesses where they're from.)
Eliezer Yudkowsky and you can keep your two goddamn remaining guesses. Please pm me this shit for my doc.
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I am tempted to say that a doctorate in AI would be negatively useful, but I am not one to hold someone’s reckless youth against them – just because you acquired a doctorate in AI doesn’t mean you should be permanently disqualified.

(I'm going to keep posting these until someone guesses where they're from.)
Eliezer Yudkowsky and you can keep your two goddamn remaining guesses. Please pm me this shit for my doc.
We have so very many things to discuss my friend. I will message you in the morning. We're fucking doing this.
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I fucked up and deleted my post from internet.txt instead of editing it because apparently a confirmation box is not foolproof enough for me but here you go, this is what I posted there, fresh from my clipboard.

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ITS ASS- OVER 😜😂✡ YOU KNOW 🙄WHAT THAT MEANS ‼️‼️ ITS TIME FOR YOU 👈👉JEW HOES 😷😷 TO SLURP😝 UP SOME BIG 🙆 OL' DICK 🍆🍆🍆🍆 WITH THAT MATZAH🍞 BALL 🏀🏀SACK SOUP 🍲⚫⚪🍜  YOU BEST WIPE THAT BLUUDDD 🔴🔴🔴 UP ⬆AND DOWN ⬇YOUR DOOR POST ‼️‼️‼️BECAUSE WE 👯AINT FUCK WITH NO CRIP 🖕NIGGAS 😷🙅🙅 NO WE DONT❌🚫 UNLESS THEY GOT THAT GOOD 😩JEWISH COCK 🍆😜😳😳 FOR US❕❕❕❕WE ALL 🙄💭KNOW THAT THAT NONE OF THE PLAGUES 🐸🕷 WERE AS BAD AS THAT HIV💉💉😱💯💯 SEND THIS TO TWENTY 2⃣0⃣ OF UR HOTTEST 💁🏼 AND SLUTTIEST 🤑😎👅💦 JEW BEEOTCHES  😉😉😉🙄 IF YOU GET FIVE 5⃣ BACK YOU A UGLY 😖JEW ✡ HOE 😱😱😱 IF YOU GET TEN BACK 1⃣0⃣🆒 THEN YOU HOT 🔥🔥 SHIT 💩💩 BUT IF YOU GET TWENTY BACK 2⃣0⃣ THEN YOU THE BADDEST 😍AND SLUTTIEST 😘WHORA IN THE TORAH AND YOU'LL👉👈 BE SCREAMING 🗣🗣OH PHAROAH👲 LET MY 🍆PEEPEE GO TONIGHT 🙌🏼💯💯 MUNCH 😜MUNCH 😫MUNCH 😵ON SOME NICE JIZZ 💦💦 FLAVORED MATZAH😉😉😱😱
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 26, 2016, 10:51:23 am
If my barber💇🏼💺 and my girl👸🏼😍 both drowning😱🌊 and I can only save one😤😬

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Post by: Runic on April 27, 2016, 04:15:36 pm
You'd need to have lived the lives of Newton, Lavoisier, Einstein, Fermi, and Kahneman all put together to be proven wrong about as many facts as a programmer unlearns in one year of debugging, though admittedly they'd be deeper and more emotionally significant facts. How could academia possibly let an average practitioner do that?
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Post by: Runic on April 27, 2016, 04:30:55 pm
Flare will be the first annotative programming language. Annotative programming, if done properly, has the potential to be the successor to object-oriented programming, in the same way that object-oriented programming succeeded procedural programming, procedural programming succeeded assembly language, and assembly language succeeded raw hexadecimal numbers
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 27, 2016, 04:44:36 pm
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47d607
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on April 27, 2016, 05:04:31 pm
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Post by: Zekka on April 27, 2016, 09:43:49 pm
Flare will be the first annotative programming language. Annotative programming, if done properly, has the potential to be the successor to object-oriented programming, in the same way that object-oriented programming succeeded procedural programming, procedural programming succeeded assembly language, and assembly language succeeded raw hexadecimal numbers
Runic, April 27, 2016, 04:30:55 pm

This is one of my favorite things Yud produced. It's a fractal of stupidity.
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Post by: Ashto on April 27, 2016, 09:55:53 pm
As a Swede, I get an adrenaline rush even by waving to my neighbor. I'm not going full rambo by introducing myself..
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Post by: Runic on April 28, 2016, 12:13:24 am
Flare will be the first annotative programming language. Annotative programming, if done properly, has the potential to be the successor to object-oriented programming, in the same way that object-oriented programming succeeded procedural programming, procedural programming succeeded assembly language, and assembly language succeeded raw hexadecimal numbers
Runic, April 27, 2016, 04:30:55 pm

This is one of my favorite things Yud produced. It's a fractal of stupidity.
Zekka, April 27, 2016, 09:43:49 pm
Have you seen his design doc for Flare? It's fucking amazing. (http://www.yudkowsky.net/obsolete/plan.html) In it he seriously ponders how long it will be before Flare supplants Java and Python entirely, and under what circumstances the Linux Kernal will be ported to Flare. It's think of transcendent beauty.
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Post by: Digital Walnut on April 28, 2016, 12:17:25 am
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1412358078980903/
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Post by: Zekka on April 28, 2016, 12:33:42 am
Flare will be the first annotative programming language. Annotative programming, if done properly, has the potential to be the successor to object-oriented programming, in the same way that object-oriented programming succeeded procedural programming, procedural programming succeeded assembly language, and assembly language succeeded raw hexadecimal numbers
Runic, April 27, 2016, 04:30:55 pm

This is one of my favorite things Yud produced. It's a fractal of stupidity.
Zekka, April 27, 2016, 09:43:49 pm
Have you seen his design doc for Flare? It's fucking amazing. (http://www.yudkowsky.net/obsolete/plan.html) In it he seriously ponders how long it will be before Flare supplants Java and Python entirely, and under what circumstances the Linux Kernal will be ported to Flare. It's think of transcendent beauty.
Runic, April 28, 2016, 12:13:24 am

I effectively MSTed it a while back for SomethingAwful's Yudkowsky thread. It's not a unique kind of hubris and it's really similar to my hubris when I worked on my first programming languages project -- I wasn't marveling at how people I don't even know would sit down and using it, but I thought I was legitimately doing something novel and interesting, just because I didn't think anyone else had gone through the same series of ideas and refinements that ended up at my design.

Yud seems to feel the same way. However, it turns out everything can be specified as a generalization or a broadening of something else so you can't actually do anything novel. Besides that, being novel specifically isn't really a design goal for real systems that actually succeed, as far as I can tell.

The reason he didn't ever seem to be able to figure this out is that he doesn't know anything about theory. You can pick any paragraph and it's full of major factual errors. And since he only really knows Python, and he's super narcissistic, he doesn't see everything everyone else has done that hangs over into the area he's working in. (Flare is basically a tiny-ass subset of what you can do with any row-based language like Prolog.) Add to that that he's willing to treat all the things he doesn't know anything about as probably pretty easy to do -- which is a convenient excuse for all the problems his idea has nothing to do with.

In other words, he's an engineer except he has no engineering skills.

Oh yeah, and his idea of "I've succeeded" is "Other people like me." not "I did a good job" so he just fantasizes about important people using his project and telling him he's important. That's kind of sad imho but also funny.
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Post by: Runic on April 28, 2016, 10:30:42 am
Shit, that was you? Ignore me then, half my understanding of Flare is derived directly from you, apparently. That thread was amazing before it dissolved into like ten pages of people arguing over philosophy.

Yudkowsky is like the quintessential ideas man. He's got lots of grandiose plans and the will to follow through with approximately two of them: convincing Silicon Valley libertarian billionaires to give him lots of money and writing a massive self insert Harry Potter fanfic. He just kind of assumes that all his other ideas will happen by magic or something. He can handwave all the technical problems with his plans because he never actually intends on doing any of them. It's magical.

Shit, there's probably enough computer nerds around to appreciate this shit. Me and Chai Tea Latte are going to work on a doc (as soon as school is out, I swear) but a good portion of Yud's crazy is really technical in a way that wouldn't translate well to a general audience. We might be able to put a thread up for it.
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Post by: Nifty Nif on April 28, 2016, 10:45:08 am
Shit, that was you? Ignore me then, half my understanding of Flare is derived directly from you, apparently. That thread was amazing before it dissolved into like ten pages of people arguing over philosophy.

Yudkowsky is like the quintessential ideas man. He's got lots of grandiose plans and the will to follow through with approximately two of them: convincing Silicon Valley libertarian billionaires to give him lots of money and writing a massive self insert Harry Potter fanfic. He just kind of assumes that all his other ideas will happen by magic or something. He can handwave all the technical problems with his plans because he never actually intends on doing any of them. It's magical.

Shit, there's probably enough computer nerds around to appreciate this shit. Me and Chai Tea Latte are going to work on a doc (as soon as school is out, I swear) but a good portion of Yud's crazy is really technical in a way that wouldn't translate well to a general audience. We might be able to put a thread up for it.
Runic, April 28, 2016, 10:30:42 am

I am appreciating the hell out of it.  This shit is hilarious.  He really gets at what I hate about idiot "engineers": that they think they are sooooo smart, and that if you poke a hole in their grand plan, then you are the idiot, and not them.  Very much looking forward to the doc.

Anyway, here's what's in my clipboard.
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Post by: Zekka on April 28, 2016, 11:49:34 am
Shit, that was you? Ignore me then, half my understanding of Flare is derived directly from you, apparently. That thread was amazing before it dissolved into like ten pages of people arguing over philosophy.

Yudkowsky is like the quintessential ideas man. He's got lots of grandiose plans and the will to follow through with approximately two of them: convincing Silicon Valley libertarian billionaires to give him lots of money and writing a massive self insert Harry Potter fanfic. He just kind of assumes that all his other ideas will happen by magic or something. He can handwave all the technical problems with his plans because he never actually intends on doing any of them. It's magical.

Shit, there's probably enough computer nerds around to appreciate this shit. Me and Chai Tea Latte are going to work on a doc (as soon as school is out, I swear) but a good portion of Yud's crazy is really technical in a way that wouldn't translate well to a general audience. We might be able to put a thread up for it.
Runic, April 28, 2016, 10:30:42 am

I'm tempted to just print the flare docs to PDF and mark every false or implausible statement in red text like a teacher grading a Comparative Programming Languages assignment. I don't think it would be easy to make fun of in an audio setting because you can't scroll audio to skip walls of text.

E: HOLY SHIT IT'S 115 PAGES PRINTED

Most of what he does is definitely more accessible than the flare docs, because he likes inane thought experiments (like Roko's basilisk) and he hates the shit out of experts. He's good doc material imho.
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 28, 2016, 12:03:39 pm
The doc has mostly focused on LW's commentariat over his long form stuff just because so much of his funniest stuff is inaccessible to a broad audience. Brevity is not The Yud's strong point.
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on April 28, 2016, 12:06:11 pm
I'm tempted to just print the flare docs to PDF and mark every false or implausible statement in red text like a teacher grading a Comparative Programming Languages assignment.
Zekka, April 28, 2016, 11:49:34 am

please PLEASE do this :D
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 28, 2016, 12:42:15 pm
http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/
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Post by: A Meat on April 28, 2016, 01:35:48 pm
Shit, that was you? Ignore me then, half my understanding of Flare is derived directly from you, apparently. That thread was amazing before it dissolved into like ten pages of people arguing over philosophy.

Yudkowsky is like the quintessential ideas man. He's got lots of grandiose plans and the will to follow through with approximately two of them: convincing Silicon Valley libertarian billionaires to give him lots of money and writing a massive self insert Harry Potter fanfic. He just kind of assumes that all his other ideas will happen by magic or something. He can handwave all the technical problems with his plans because he never actually intends on doing any of them. It's magical.

Shit, there's probably enough computer nerds around to appreciate this shit. Me and Chai Tea Latte are going to work on a doc (as soon as school is out, I swear) but a good portion of Yud's crazy is really technical in a way that wouldn't translate well to a general audience. We might be able to put a thread up for it.
Runic, April 28, 2016, 10:30:42 am

I'm tempted to just print the flare docs to PDF and mark every false or implausible statement in red text like a teacher grading a Comparative Programming Languages assignment. I don't think it would be easy to make fun of in an audio setting because you can't scroll audio to skip walls of text.

E: HOLY SHIT IT'S 115 PAGES PRINTED

Most of what he does is definitely more accessible than the flare docs, because he likes inane thought experiments (like Roko's basilisk) and he hates the shit out of experts. He's good doc material imho.
Zekka, April 28, 2016, 11:49:34 am
He doesn't deserve the attention, making an episode on these idiots is enough
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Post by: Runic on April 29, 2016, 12:42:35 am
Shit, that was you? Ignore me then, half my understanding of Flare is derived directly from you, apparently. That thread was amazing before it dissolved into like ten pages of people arguing over philosophy.

Yudkowsky is like the quintessential ideas man. He's got lots of grandiose plans and the will to follow through with approximately two of them: convincing Silicon Valley libertarian billionaires to give him lots of money and writing a massive self insert Harry Potter fanfic. He just kind of assumes that all his other ideas will happen by magic or something. He can handwave all the technical problems with his plans because he never actually intends on doing any of them. It's magical.

Shit, there's probably enough computer nerds around to appreciate this shit. Me and Chai Tea Latte are going to work on a doc (as soon as school is out, I swear) but a good portion of Yud's crazy is really technical in a way that wouldn't translate well to a general audience. We might be able to put a thread up for it.
Runic, April 28, 2016, 10:30:42 am

I'm tempted to just print the flare docs to PDF and mark every false or implausible statement in red text like a teacher grading a Comparative Programming Languages assignment. I don't think it would be easy to make fun of in an audio setting because you can't scroll audio to skip walls of text.

E: HOLY SHIT IT'S 115 PAGES PRINTED

Most of what he does is definitely more accessible than the flare docs, because he likes inane thought experiments (like Roko's basilisk) and he hates the shit out of experts. He's good doc material imho.
Zekka, April 28, 2016, 11:49:34 am
You should definitely do this. It would be amazing. I'm reasonably sure that most design docs don't have a section on what to do if molecular nanotechnology is invented before the development cycle is over, or a section on transcendence. This one sure as hell does.
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 29, 2016, 04:27:59 pm
\&gt; [current year]

\&gt; can't fucking use the comedy chevrons
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Post by: Runic on April 30, 2016, 12:32:57 pm
A Cry in the Dark
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 30, 2016, 01:06:47 pm
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Post by: Runic on April 30, 2016, 02:32:22 pm
Using a suitable DEVICE such as a yolk-seperator or the Yolkine Seperatus Technique mentioned in the Avine Reproduction Sequence. That is to say you separate the two parts of the egg, you may argue that the shell is part of the egg, but here we are strictly talking about the EDIBLE parts of the egg. You may ask why we define the egg-shell as inedible, but that is for another sequence.

Wham-a-bam the yolks till they appear creamish, at which point apply to the mixture two teacupfuls of extra-fine monosaccharide crystals to create a Vitellian Monosaccharide mixture. Here it may be worthwhile noticing that at this point the whites will be in a separate container and that you are not to mix them and the yolks at this stage! See the Mixture Assumption Error sequence.

Wham-a-bam the resulting Vitellian Monosaccharide mixture for five to ten minutes while maintaining steady supervision of the mixture to ensure that you reach optimal results. Then add two tablespoonfuls of milk or water, a measure of salt sufficient for this cake. It is worth noticing that despite this being a sweet sponge cake the salt is necessary as a flavour enhancer, much in the same way as MSG may be added to say Chinese take-out foods. The salt is not meant to provide flavour in itself, but, as I said, to enhance the flavour of other ingredients. This is a well known technique, but given how counter-intuitive it is it is a technique that is often either ignored by inexperienced Pastry Creationists or else done entirely by rote without fully understanding the underlying principles. This is why you will also add some flavouring at this stage.

Now add a fraction of the albumen, which you should have wham-a-bammed as well. Then add two cups of flour into which you have sifted two teaspoonfuls of baking powder; It is important to understand that the gas-development of the baking-powder is what helps turn this cake into a sponge. As the baking-powder is heated it releases vapours which creates many hollows in the body of the cake. Take the resulting mixture and slowly mix it into the Enhanced Vitellian Monosaccharide mixture, ensure that the mixture speed is the minimum necessary to combine the two ingredients.

To conclude mix in the remainder of the albumen. Line the baking containers with buttered paper. That is to say paper onto which butter has been applied to ensure that it will come loose easily when the baking process if over. Then fill the containers two-thirds full.
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Post by: Runic on May 01, 2016, 01:37:01 pm
http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2016/01/28/richard-dawkins-lindy-west-and-the-cartoon-video-of-great-hatefulness/
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 02, 2016, 08:27:25 pm
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Post by: positive stress on May 03, 2016, 01:16:09 am
http://i.imgur.com/K2KgbsC.jpg
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on May 03, 2016, 02:24:16 am
https://66.media.tumblr.com/ebd267f7b6b9c76e02825e79c131cc28/tumblr_o4rcgeBY5D1qep5zro1_1280.jpg
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 03, 2016, 06:49:52 am
A soft gentle smile in a glance as we pass on the street. - m4w (soft kisses warm glow)
body : fit height : 5'7" (170cm) status : single

age: 40

There is nothing in our universe that envelopes the sheer grandeur, power and attraction of the overwhelming beauty of the feminine form. A soft gentle smile and a glance into your aura as we passed on the street. I yearn to pause from our walks and hold the glance, and to you a soft kiss and warm hug. That wonderful feeling of warmth, of love and wholeness. This is what I am so very desperate for these days for me. I am going through a time of transition and healing, for which I am alone. I am attractive and if you have looked my in the eyes, you know it's me. I have big hazel eyes, long curly brown hair, I look sometimes and do give off this need, this need for a hug.. to be soothed with the feminine soul.

Much love and light.
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Post by: Runic on May 03, 2016, 01:31:53 pm
https://systemmasterypodcast.com/2015/08/18/advanced-dungeons-dragons-system-mastery-50/
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 06, 2016, 12:04:36 pm
🕔Whenever🕔 I✋ 🍆masturbate💦, I do 💯a lot of 🔢foreplay🔥. I ✏write ⬇down⬇ "💦Precum💦" on a 📑sheet of paper📖, and stick🌴 the ✒pen✏ in my✋ 🍑ass🍑. I 👅massage👄 my 🍆🍆foreskin and put a 🍍grapefruit🍍 with the ▶◀centre 🔳hollowed ☑out over my✋ cock🍆 until I 🌠start 💦💦leaking. Then I ✅begin the 🔁full 🍍grapefruiting🍍, ❌stopping❌ when I'm ✅just on the ⏫edge⏬. I get on the 📊table, and try to󾠯 🔗cross❌ 🚫out the "pre" on the 📑note📜 with the ✒pen✏ still 💋👄inside me👌✊💗. The ✊pressure of 🍍it being 👊presssed🙏 against ✋my 💟💓prostrate💩 usually causes ✋me to 💦💦ejaculate💦💦🔥 all ↗over↖ the📜📑 note. It 😎reminds myself✋ that I be💦came💦 a ✅✅better 👫👭person than ◀⏪before.
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Post by: Ashto on May 06, 2016, 02:26:51 pm
http://femurdesign.com/theremin/
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Post by: Zekka on May 07, 2016, 01:57:08 pm
This afternoon I drank some fruit punch that was left out since morning, and I'm starting to feel like I'm changing in spirit.
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Post by: Bodark on May 07, 2016, 02:16:47 pm
ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)
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Post by: Zekka on May 08, 2016, 01:16:45 pm
On a side note, I've noticed that rap music videos can be/are very psychologically traumatizing. In the few seconds I've been able to tolerate watching rap videos (due to lack of anything else to watch on the rare occasions I watch TV), I noticed several things the video tries to force-feed children:

1. Hate the white man. Whites are usually portrayed improperly, if there are any at all. One video I watched showed two black teens being near-brutalized by white cops.

2. Your hands show more importance than your face. All this hand waving in front of the camera can not only cause excessive flinching (that'll kill your brain), but teaches kids to use their hands to express emotions. It's very annoying, especially the "fist in front of the mouth while yelling 'Dang' thing".

3. Egocentricism is king. A la 'beatdown shot'. Beatdown is where there's a whole gang of people doing hand jive at a camera that's darn near the ground. This makes viewers think that not only are they insignificant/inferior ("on a lower level"), but that the rapper has a big ego ("high and mighty") and that's something to look up (literally) to. And boy do people like that take things personally.

4. Lifestyles of the rudimentary and uneducated. You rarely/never see a rap video with concern to family outside of the Cosby Show. It's all about friends. And those kinds of friends. School is bad. Cops are bad. Drugs, sex, and parties are all that is important. This is why you see such a skew in school achievement (and ultimately intelligence).
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 11, 2016, 03:10:10 am
She gave me a pair of her shoes and I thought it might be flirting but it wasn't. She was just giving me shoes. I still have her shoes. I don't even wear shoes. I wear boots. But I know I'm gay now so there's that.
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Post by: Achilles' Heelies on May 11, 2016, 11:15:24 am
When automotive manufacturers first started out, they were not thinking about a sport to be called Formula One. You always have groups of people who are looking for excitement.” – Mr. Hon Lik on cloud chasing (The Henry Ford of Vaping)
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Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on May 14, 2016, 03:30:25 am
So-called “shoplifting” is a manufactured crime, designed by reactionaries to distract proletarians from the kleptocratic actuality of bourgeois late capitalist society.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 15, 2016, 05:03:43 am
http://stairs4u.com/
http://piano4u.com/
http://www.cursors-4u.com/
http://www.medicinalherbs-4u.com/
http://www.fruit-4u.com/
http://www.fishing-4u.com/
http://pheromones-4u.com/
http://warmth-4u.com/
http://hell4u.com/

I guarantee at least one of those links might give you malware so just enjoy the URLs.
site:*4u.com (https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3A*4u.com)
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Post by: positive stress on May 16, 2016, 01:51:14 am
Hey hey its ole hickory ham mike
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Post by: positive stress on May 18, 2016, 04:17:06 pm
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
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Post by: Ashto on May 25, 2016, 08:57:28 am
http://jezebel.com/294383/have-you-ever-beat-up-a-boyfriend-cause-uh-we-have
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 25, 2016, 09:57:49 am
Sucking dick is a hobby; it's a passion. When your friend is down and doubts his existence, a hand jerk off will not do enough to bring him back up. He is almost 30 now and he knows all the angles, various pressures, timings, and materials he like. This is where you come in. You see your mate becoming one of those husks you see on the street. What is a good friend to do when he is about to hit bottom? You bring him back to reality; this usually starts at the tip. Sure, he might not be up for it at first, but, as you begin, he realizes this is not about both of you being homosexuals; it is about a friend physically letting another friend know that he matters in this world. Just like totally non-gay shirtless basketball games and non-gay pantsless body massages, brojob is about building friendship without using too many word if not at all. We go through depressions due to many reasons: loneliness, lack of interests, tribulations, failed trials, and doubts of existence. During depression, the core thing many people desire is another human being to let you know that he/she cares and that you matter to them. When you suck your friend's dick, you are not sucking the every last drop of his cum; you are draining out all the negativity out of him. Have you ever seen a sad man as he cums into his buddy mouth? No. Sure, he might comes to reality and realizes that his life still sucks, but that blowjob gave him the step ladder to a bit higher ground in life, a motivation to move forward. In conclusion, blowjob is a hobby that can bring people together and rescue a friend in need. The bond created in vacuum will not be separated so easily. You, too, can change your friend's life who is about to eat leads coming out of a gun for breakfast to a friend who will eat pancakes for brunch with you with a simple gesture of kindness. Either that or you just like sucking dick. I mean, it is pretty fun.

p.s. Always remember to say no homo at the end.
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on May 30, 2016, 07:17:06 pm
https://vine.co/v/ha9xpnUdxpV
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Post by: Bodark on May 30, 2016, 07:57:26 pm
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/e3a7a824c198c7574ac861d4b9fe26d4/tumblr_o7steutZ231uzfwoio1_540.jpg)

it's loss.jpg
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 31, 2016, 02:21:35 pm
I have a confession to make. I have been guilty of this for so long, but yesterday i had an epiphany. I had just gone outside to buy some milk, but I had to walk to the grocery store because my bicycle is broken, the front wheel is completely flat and i dont have any spare tires. Anyway, while I was getting some milk I was walking in the grocery store, going to the milk aisle, and I was picking up bottle of milk, and I realised that there's no real difference there, it's all milk, it all comes from cows except the soy milk and the goat milk but apart from those it all comes from cows. So I went up to buy my milk and the cashier asked me if I wanted to buy anything else and i said no. So I went home with my bottle of milk and then i realised I had really been lying to all of the people here for the longest time, and it reminded me of the milk and how we're really all shitposters, except some people but apart from that were all the same. And I found that really striking and deep. And I couldn't drink my milk that I had just bought because, apart from soy milk, we're all shitposters, even if we're goats. So that made me feel really sorry about everything I have done, and I decided that I needed to apologise, like turning milk into cheese: it's still milk, except it's different because it's not milk anymore. That's what I want this apology to be like. I don't want our milk to become sour. So I thought a long time about how I would apologise and a reddit post seemed most appropriate, but I thought for a really long time and that's also like cheese, because cheese also needs to ripen. So this apology and cheese are actually also like milk, they're both the same. And that's why I decided to make this post, I hope you'll forgive me. I never wanted us to not be like milk, we're all the same and that's great, this community is great and I wish I had never, even accidentally, soured our milk.
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Post by: Runic on May 31, 2016, 05:34:25 pm
let me run some numbers for you

happiness of person immediately before horrific event= x

trauma (as negative happiness) of beig murdered = y, is calculated by multiplying the traume per minute (a) by the number of minutes it takes to kill the subject (b).

Total lifetime happiness of first victim = x-y = z

traume of rape is measured in a triangle, startig from thepoint of rape to the point where happiness begins again rape base traume level = j, time untl healing is at point where happiness is geater than additional traume =k

there fore rape trauma total m = (j*k)/2

the first change is the simple difference in magnitude of k vs b

now for the rape to be less in magnitude than the murder the subject has to live long enough.

Long enough is defined by the point at which the subbject has had more new happiness than the differente between z and m.

if they die before then, they had less total happiness in their life than if they had been murdered instead.

to make it back to emotional and personal stylings. If i die before, at a guess, another 7 years has passed. I would have been better off killed.
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 08, 2016, 02:20:08 pm
Incel for a different reason

Reading through this sub the main causes of incel seems to be lack of confidence. And it is due to a lack of self esteem which is driven mainly by a poor self image. A lot of you guys place a lot of value in physical looks. Well heres a different perspective. And you may realise you might have it better than I do. Im what you call a demiromantic/demisexual. No im not into that whole tumblr left wing gender labelling stuff. But its what you should google to know what its like for me. I do not and have not ever been attracted to a stranger. No matter how good looking a girl is, i have not once in my life said 'i would have sex with that girl because shes hot'. So how does that make me incel? Im not attracted to anyone. The only people i will ever feel something for are girls who im already close with. Close friends primarily. Issue is usually one would get friendzoned. Unless you flirt. But i wont flirt cos im not attracted to her lol  See the cycle? For me its nothing to do with confidence or looks. The idea of going to a bar and hooking up with some ‘hot’ girl is a turn off. It takes a fucking long time for me to even think ‘yea i’ll go on a date with her’. To top it off im only attracted to a certain 1% of girls. A girl who doesnt drink, smoke, do drugs or sleep around. To be fair i dont do those things either. So i first have to find that unicorn with those 4 qualities. Then i have to actually have some sort of connection with her which would take months THEN i’ll say im into her. Ive had around 10 or so girls show interest in me. Ive only ever reciprocated 1 around 5 yrs ago. And with her we were really close at the time. So yea at least most of you can feel something for someone. Embrace it and go improve yourself. The best way is to improve confidence btw is to do a martial art. Dont worry about gym just learn to defend yourself. Ive found that you develop an inner confidence like no other.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on June 10, 2016, 01:50:41 am
Ετεροαναφορές Εργον ωτάκη
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on June 10, 2016, 01:03:35 pm
Girl I knew at college had her first big love affair 1st semester. Goes home for Xmas, absent-mindedly greets father with a French kiss.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on June 12, 2016, 12:29:37 am
四趣
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Post by: Ashto on June 13, 2016, 05:41:28 pm
Many years ago I had a cat called Millie. She was the tiniest little thing, but she more than made up for it in attitude. My house looked out onto a park, and she had chased so many dogs as they came past, that a warning notice was put up about her on a nearby tree. She also had a reputation for wandering into other people's houses, eating food, and occasionally curling up for a sleep in some poor unsuspecting dogs bed. The local pub eventually gave up on turfing her out, and she had a chair that became reserved for Millie.
But of all the shit she caused me, the worst thing was that she developed an obsession with getting into my neighbours house. He was highly allergic to cats, and I swear the little shit knew that, and went there on purpose. And the thing is, he was so God damn nice about it. This is the UK, so we're terribly polite about these things anyway, but he would come over, eyes red and streaming, snot pouring from his nose, and his skin the colour of a ripe tomato, and just say:
"Sorry to trouble you, but would you mind getting your cat? Obviously if you're busy don't worry, it's not urgent. Just, you know, when you've got a minute"
Meanwhile his voice was getting raspier by the word as his throat began to swell up. I baked that poor man so many "I'm so sorry Millie nearly killed you!" cakes over the years.
Anyway, here's the cute/homicidal little shit... http://i.imgur.com/EMVeqZK.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/EMVeqZK.jpg)
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 14, 2016, 04:13:38 am
i had a dream my clerk sent out an email to everybody in the company demanding they use the word nigger in every e-mail and i had to fire her even though i was not personally offended
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Post by: Vinny Possum on June 14, 2016, 06:46:50 am
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 14, 2016, 08:08:20 am
he 😜👦 was a skater 🚴🎿 boy 🎸🎮🚬she 🙅 said 💬 see you later 👋 boy ✌️ bush did 9/11 he🚶wasn’t good enough 👺 for her💅💆💇👰
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 15, 2016, 02:46:33 am
Judging you? But you are gullible! This is a fact. You literally said that anyone who uses words like "iconography" knows what he's talking about and therefore should be trusted.
With regards to the use of the word, I do understand when the term is applied to cinema, but what is it supposed to mean with respect to Doom? What kind of "symbolic representation" are we talking about? What a giant rocket spewing demon symbolizes? I'm pretty sure it symbolizes a giant rocket spewing demon. Gashdarnit, that was very useful and relevant to my enjoyment of the game sarcasm
Do some research on the proper use of a term next time before making yourself look like a retarded snob, OK?
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on June 15, 2016, 10:01:46 pm
http://rootbeergoddess.tumblr.com/post/145922528949/rootbeer-goddess-charity-auction-for-orlando
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on June 16, 2016, 05:32:12 pm
unspinnable ratfuck
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 18, 2016, 08:12:51 am
1. It's impossible to get a girl

2. Girls today would consider this a boring date. Modern slut's idea of fun is going to wild parties, getting drunk and barfing all over the place, doing drugs, flashing tits at rock concert.

3. I'm too old to date teens in our backwards modern western culture.
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Post by: positive stress on June 18, 2016, 07:13:13 pm
LOL Hello Games was being sued by Sky TV for using the word "Sky"
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Post by: Bodark on June 18, 2016, 08:06:13 pm
https://twitter.com/Bootleg_Stuff/status/743697975969357825?s=09
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Post by: Schumin Capote on June 21, 2016, 02:03:21 am
duvalier
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Post by: Sherman Tank on June 21, 2016, 01:40:40 pm
QUESTION: We are a Belgian/French organization and are really big fans of your work. Several members would like to visit this years Gamescon in Germany and we know there will be a stand of Star Citizen. The question is, could we expect some kind of event or is nothing planned during Gamescon?

ANSWER: So in this Gamescon uh we're not doing the huge sort of like event that we did the last few Gamescons. I know we had the venue where I think we could put uh put about two THOUSAND people joining so uhm for this year *stammers* there was some uh ah like issue in lining up the venue we wanted to use UHHHH and *giggles* YOU REMEMBER LAST YEAR it uh was pretty hot and uh you know we were actually quite worried about the fact that it was getting too hot uhm you know *waves hand* whether uh you know uh LUCKILY WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY ISSUES uhm but we were kinda worried about people's health and safety because it was so packed and it was so hot uhm you know BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE WON'T BE DOING THINGS DURING GAMESCON this year so we're DEFINITELY gonna have uhhh several pop-up events. Uhhh if you guys remember uh you know last few years we've done this sort of big garden event uhhh which we've done in uh these sort uh park hyats big garden out front by the river and I'm sure we'll be doing something like that again uhhh as well as uhhh one or two other events. I know the sort of community team have been sort of talking about uhm having uhm these sort of pop-up events AND THEN WE'RE ALSO going to have a MUCH MORE involved uhh  stand on the show floor than last year. So we're gonna have kind of uhhh a uhhh kinda fun-themed uhhh space and uhhh so we'll have people on hand and we'll be showing and talking uhh various parts of the game. We'll probably showing uh teasing some new stuff that's gonna be coming up uhhh we're DEFINITELY gonna be showing some cool stuff at gamescon uhh to uhh PRESS and we'll probably have some element of that shown on uhm the show floor AS WELL as allowing people to get hands on (waves hand wild) and play the CURRENT stable build. Though it definitely will be worth coming to gamescon we're gonna have some cool stuff there uhmm you know I'll uhm be there a lot of the other uhh folks will be there too uhhhmm so we'd love to see you so uhhhm you know. Come visit us it's always- it's always a big thing for us and we are DEFINITELY going to be showing some stuff that you'll be-hopefully be excited about!


(http://i.imgur.com/iKkYWfN.png)
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 22, 2016, 09:17:11 am
Tlön Uqbar Orbis Tertius full text
http://art.yale.edu/file_columns/0000/0066/borges.pdf
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 22, 2016, 09:20:48 am
Now it's spreading
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Post by: Sherman Tank on June 22, 2016, 11:19:03 am
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Post by: Vinny Possum on June 23, 2016, 09:25:36 am
https://thefpl.us/also-made/internet-jerseys/a-soldout.jpg
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 24, 2016, 11:06:43 pm
&lt;--- me be㏌ random aga㏌ _^ hehe…tᅇdᇉs‼‼! Garfield😽 ᇉa㎱ towards Jon.😘 Not only ㏂ I exte㎱ⅳely tra㏌ed ㏌ u㎁rmed⛔️💪 ㏇㏔at, but I ㏊ve 💳a㏄ess🔖🔑 to the entire a₨e㎁l✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Mar㏌e⚓️ Cor㎰🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I wiᄔ ㎲e it to iʦ fuᄔ👐 extent to wipe your miserabᇉ as🍑s off the faŒ of the ㏇nt㏌ent🌍✔️, you littᇉ gᅇd shit👌👌. Jon slowly sticks his ㏊nd ㏌to the 🍝㎩sta🍜 dish. As he lifʦ his warm ㏊nd out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large cl㎛p of ㎩sta🍝, s㍳Œ🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly br㏌gs the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth who ate aᄔ the lasaga🍝. If only you ㏇uld ㏊ve known🎓✔️ w㏊t unholy🙌 retributюn your littᇉ “cᇉver📃” ㏇㎜en📝t was about to br㏌g down upon you, ㎃ybe you would ㏊ve held your -blam!-㏌g 🍆💦tongᵫ👅. But you ㏇uldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️㎩y㏌g the ㏚iŒ💲💲💲, you god㍲mn😤 idюt. crashes ㏌to you with meteor💫💥 sl㏂ attack and kilʪ you🔪 heh… another 4⃣c㏊nner🍀 falʪ to me. I wiᄔ shit💩bᅇkshelves📘 aᄔ ㍵er yo💯u and you wiᄔ drown🌊😱🌊 ㏌ it. You’re -blam!-㏌g dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those fᅇd🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. Jon then i㎱erʦ the lasaga ㏌to Garfield's mouth💋 and ㏚ᅂeeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 ㏌ his ㏊nd.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. Time for someth㏌g a littᇉ different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 t㏊ʦ w㏊t im talk㏌g about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches beh㏌d Garfield and slowly i㎱erʦ the fᵫl unit🍝🍝 ㏌to his an㎲🍑. "do you like t㏊t you big fat cat?😼" Jon qᵫstю㎱. Garfield pu😼r₨ with jѹ. "t㏊nk you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entranŒ of the dᅇr to the kitchen, 🐶a silhoᵫtte of a 🐕dog appea₨. A quiet mu㏔ᇉ is heard but ㏌㍳dibᇉ for the ㎃n and fel㏌e to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mu㏔ᇉd.🐕 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOᅇoᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌l㍵e❤️ and waffᇉs and CUMMIES💦 you littᇉ gᅇ💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 Psssh, ❌❌❌nott㏌g pe₨onnel, kid💁🚬 ℡eporʦ away&lt;--- me be㏌ random aga㏌ _^ hehe…tᅇdᇉs‼‼! Garfield😽 ᇉa㎱ towards Jon.😘 Not only ㏂ I exte㎱ⅳely tra㏌ed ㏌ u㎁rmed⛔️💪 ㏇㏔at, but I ㏊ve 💳a㏄ess🔖🔑 to the entire a₨e㎁l✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Mar㏌e⚓️ Cor㎰🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I wiᄔ ㎲e it to iʦ fuᄔ👐 extent to wipe your miserabᇉ as🍑s off the faŒ of the ㏇nt㏌ent🌍✔️, you littᇉ gᅇd shit👌👌. Jon slowly sticks his ㏊nd ㏌to the 🍝㎩sta🍜 dish. As he lifʦ his warm ㏊nd out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large cl㎛p of ㎩sta🍝, s㍳Œ🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly br㏌gs the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth who ate aᄔ the lasaga🍝. If only you ㏇uld ㏊ve known🎓✔️ w㏊t unholy🙌 retributюn your littᇉ “cᇉver📃” ㏇㎜en📝t was about to br㏌g down upon you, ㎃ybe you would ㏊ve held your -blam!-㏌g 🍆💦tongᵫ👅. But you ㏇uldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️㎩y㏌g the ㏚iŒ💲💲💲, you god㍲mn😤 idюt. crashes ㏌to you with meteor💫💥 sl㏂ attack and kilʪ you🔪 heh… another 4⃣c㏊nner🍀 falʪ to me. I wiᄔ shit💩bᅇkshelves📘 aᄔ ㍵er yo💯u and you wiᄔ drown🌊😱🌊 ㏌ it. You’re -blam!-㏌g dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those fᅇd🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. Jon then i㎱erʦ the lasaga ㏌to Garfield's mouth💋 and ㏚ᅂeeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 ㏌ his ㏊nd.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. Time for someth㏌g a littᇉ different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 t㏊ʦ w㏊t im talk㏌g about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches beh㏌d Garfield and slowly i㎱erʦ the fᵫl unit🍝🍝 ㏌to his an㎲🍑. "do you like t㏊t you big fat cat?😼" Jon qᵫstю㎱. Garfield pu😼r₨ with jѹ. "t㏊nk you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entranŒ of the dᅇr to the kitchen, 🐶a silhoᵫtte of a 🐕dog appea₨. A quiet mu㏔ᇉ is heard but ㏌㍳dibᇉ for the ㎃n and fel㏌e to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mu㏔ᇉd.🐕 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOᅇoᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌l㍵e❤️ and waffᇉs and CUMMIES💦 you littᇉ gᅇ💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 Psssh, ❌❌❌nott㏌g pe₨onnel, kid💁🚬 ℡eporʦ away&lt;--- me be㏌ random aga㏌ _^ hehe…tᅇdᇉs‼‼! Garfield😽 ᇉa㎱ towards Jon.😘 Not only ㏂ I exte㎱ⅳely tra㏌ed ㏌ u㎁rmed⛔️💪 ㏇㏔at, but I ㏊ve 💳a㏄ess🔖🔑 to the entire a₨e㎁l✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Mar㏌e⚓️ Cor㎰🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I wiᄔ ㎲e it to iʦ fuᄔ👐 extent to wipe your miserabᇉ as🍑s off the faŒ of the ㏇nt㏌ent🌍✔️, you littᇉ gᅇd shit👌👌. Jon slowly sticks his ㏊nd ㏌to the 🍝㎩sta🍜 dish. As he lifʦ his warm ㏊nd out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large cl㎛p of ㎩sta🍝, s㍳Œ🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly br㏌gs the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth who ate aᄔ the lasaga🍝. If only you ㏇uld ㏊ve known🎓✔️ w㏊t unholy🙌 retributюn your littᇉ “cᇉver📃” ㏇㎜en📝t was about to br㏌g down upon you, ㎃ybe you would ㏊ve held your -blam!-㏌g 🍆💦tongᵫ👅. But you ㏇uldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️㎩y㏌g the ㏚iŒ💲💲💲, you god㍲mn😤 idюt. crashes ㏌to you with meteor💫💥 sl㏂ attack and kilʪ you🔪 heh… another 4⃣c㏊nner🍀 falʪ to me. I wiᄔ shit💩bᅇkshelves📘 aᄔ ㍵er yo💯u and you wiᄔ drown🌊😱🌊 ㏌ it. You’re -blam!-㏌g dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those fᅇd🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. Jon then i㎱erʦ the lasaga ㏌to Garfield's mouth💋 and ㏚ᅂeeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 ㏌ his ㏊nd.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. Time for someth㏌g a littᇉ different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 t㏊ʦ w㏊t im talk㏌g about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches beh㏌d Garfield and slowly i㎱erʦ the fᵫl unit🍝🍝 ㏌to his an㎲🍑. "do you like t㏊t you big fat cat?😼" Jon qᵫstю㎱. Garfield pu😼r₨ with jѹ. "t㏊nk you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entranŒ of the dᅇr to the kitchen, 🐶a silhoᵫtte of a 🐕dog appea₨. A quiet mu㏔ᇉ is heard but ㏌㍳dibᇉ for the ㎃n and fel㏌e to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mu㏔ᇉd.🐕 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOᅇoᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌l㍵e❤️ and waffᇉs and CUMMIES💦 you littᇉ gᅇ💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 Psssh, ❌❌❌nott㏌g pe₨onnel, kid💁🚬 ℡eporʦ away

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Post by: Carbon on June 24, 2016, 11:19:12 pm
I almost read that twice, very nice.
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 02, 2016, 07:43:08 am
first time it happened to me, it wasn’t even the scariest

i had woken up, naked, in the woods, surrounded by Burzum CDs and beer posters featuring women in dirndls with the slogan FEMINISM = WHITE GENOCIDE sharpied on them. my whole body ached; i felt like i had been stretching my right arm for the whole night

as the day passed, and I shared the confusion of the town, things slowly started coming together. the rabbi was busy scrubbing the wall clean of some sort of hands-rubbing shylock cartoon. the woman across the street had received a letter beginning: Dear Hypergamous Slut,. A large billboard had been covered by a painting of what looked like a sad frog in a hitler outfit. all my avatars on social media had been replaced michelangelo’s David.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 05, 2016, 07:53:08 am
Jelqing is also known as “milking” a penis because the action is similar to the action of milking a cow’s teats.
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Post by: Bodark on July 06, 2016, 06:34:13 pm
In a spoiler tag so that I can warn you all it's one of the most infuriating things I've ever read in my entire life, and it's also about rape.

Day-care worker who raped toddlers on video actually a ‘charming young lady,’ lawyer says
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Post by: positive stress on July 06, 2016, 09:39:23 pm
In a spoiler tag so that I can warn you all it's one of the most infuriating things I've ever read in my entire life, and it's also about rape.

Day-care worker who raped toddlers on video actually a ‘charming young lady,’ lawyer says
Bodark, July 06, 2016, 06:34:13 pm

I really wish I hadn't clicked this fuck
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 07, 2016, 07:39:34 am
I really wish I hadn't clicked this fuck
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Post by: Ashto on July 07, 2016, 12:20:14 pm
I really wish I hadn't clicked this fuck
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Post by: Frank West on July 07, 2016, 04:40:01 pm
I'm glad I clicked it, embrace entropy inside you and get rid of all hope.
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 10, 2016, 11:59:00 am
http://genderdruid.neocities.org/
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 13, 2016, 04:25:46 am
First knuckle rings date back to the Renaissance era, and this tongue-in-cheek version hints at the iron maiden beneath your frock. Perfect for the girl who wants a dirty blacksmith to hammer her harder than a steel breast plate designed for battle, this ring is a visual metaphor that says a mouthful. Good thing, since you won’t be able to say anything when your boo straps a ball gag to your head and nails you like you’re Martin Luther’s 95 Theses. Throwback!
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 13, 2016, 11:06:06 am
Zoophilia (Bestiality)

The Ancient Egyptians apparently engaged in bestiality often, from cows to dogs to even crocodiles. This practice was illegal and carried high penalties, but amazingly people continued to practice it anyway.
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Post by: Ashto on July 14, 2016, 12:23:04 am
First knuckle rings date back to the Renaissance era, and this tongue-in-cheek version hints at the iron maiden beneath your frock. Perfect for the girl who wants a dirty blacksmith to hammer her harder than a steel breast plate designed for battle, this ring is a visual metaphor that says a mouthful. Good thing, since you won’t be able to say anything when your boo straps a ball gag to your head and nails you like you’re Martin Luther’s 95 Theses. Throwback!
chai tea latte, July 13, 2016, 04:25:46 am

Jesus fucking christ, the entirety of that page. Even the url! http://reductress.com/post/delicate-midi-rings-that-say-i-want-your-dick-to-break-me/
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 14, 2016, 12:46:02 am
First knuckle rings date back to the Renaissance era, and this tongue-in-cheek version hints at the iron maiden beneath your frock. Perfect for the girl who wants a dirty blacksmith to hammer her harder than a steel breast plate designed for battle, this ring is a visual metaphor that says a mouthful. Good thing, since you won’t be able to say anything when your boo straps a ball gag to your head and nails you like you’re Martin Luther’s 95 Theses. Throwback!
chai tea latte, July 13, 2016, 04:25:46 am

Jesus fucking christ, the entirety of that page. Even the url! http://reductress.com/post/delicate-midi-rings-that-say-i-want-your-dick-to-break-me/
Ashto, July 14, 2016, 12:23:04 am
Reductress are my favourite Onion-style site and I was super bummed when they didn't accept my packet.

E:

😍daddy😈💓loves me💓, thinks i'm a 🙏godsend💘, when i 👯shake👯 my little booty in👱meemaw's depends!👱 i 💓shake💓it to the👈left👈and i 💓shake💓it to the👉right👉, 😍daddy😍😲unzips😲and i'm😵filled with delight😵he 🚶struts🚶up🔺🔺to me and😆grabs😆my😋booty😌, he👊slaps me😭in the😍face😍and🕐counts◻🕓back◾from🕖three▫! the 🕛timer's🕛run out and i 😣feel a little poke😣😚, he😥pushes😥into me with a😰slippery stroke😰😰, 😆nine hard inches😲😲going👉👌into my bum👉👌, only to😌think😌that he💢started💢with his👍thumb👍, i'm not😎fully ready😎as his😜willing🍡cock-tube➰, so he💨pumps💨 a little💢harder💥using my😆🏮blood🏮as💋lube💋, fill me👄daddy👄fill me 👅daddy👅💕fill a little😰more💗, pump your🍌juices🍌inside your little👼baby whore👼😈, 😱oh no😱, look at that, i've💩💩soiled💩💩on the⬇⬇floor! 😇please don't hit me😇😍💋daddy💓, i just😅😍want your😚love😘😘, he😌answers😚my😓pleads😓with a 😭vicious😭little😠shove😠, i 💢hit💢 my😨head😨 and all i👀see👀 is😵white😵, i think my👄👄daddy💋 might be😡done😣😭for tonight😭😭
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Post by: Vinny Possum on July 15, 2016, 08:57:35 am
Perhatosan: INSTALL fonta Sundanese Unicode
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Post by: Runic on July 16, 2016, 11:35:59 pm
people who dont even care about language: how can you just CHANGE grammar??? add new wORds?? unacceptable!!! language must never change!!!!!11 kids these days cant even spell!!

people who study language: ANARCHY!! ANARCHY!!!! LANGUAGE IS FLUID AND WORDS AREN'T REAL!! change! the! grammar! rules!! burn a dictionary!!! NO ONE CARES!!!!!
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Post by: Gyro on July 17, 2016, 01:51:57 am
Fat kitties are an important resource.
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Post by: STOG on July 20, 2016, 12:35:59 am
7/20/2016, 12:29:07 AM
stanthemanrocks123 : Where u live
sodaaccident : i live in fucksville county
stanthemanrocks123 : The truth sod be told
sodaaccident : i am full of sod, i buy it from walmart and shove entire handfuls into my mouth
stanthemanrocks123 : Bye
stanthemanrocks123 : Ass hole
New Whispers
sodaaccident : no, i am a soda accident
stanthemanrocks123 : Pisoff
sodaaccident : who's that

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Post by: Ashto on July 22, 2016, 10:35:33 pm
“His tongue is long and hard and tastes of mint. We don’t say anything, but he pushes me to my knees in the middle of the shop. It’s difficult to undo his flies. I put my hand in. It’s hot and damp, and then, Christ; it’s amazing, huge. It just goes on and on, as thick as…’

‘As a magnum? A jeroboam? A methuselah? A bitter pump?’

‘A fucking salami. Shut up, John.’

***

‘…he takes his clothes off until he’s just wearing his boots. I hook my nails into his really taut bottom and he pumps and nearly chokes me.’

‘How did he get his trousers off over his boots? I mean, does he take his boots off and put them back on again?’

‘Shut up. I pull my dress off and I’m naked. He reaches down and roughly grabs me between the legs. I can feel his long, bony finger slip inside me. His thumb slides into the crack of my bottom and lifts me like…’

‘A bowling ball? A six-pack?’

‘Like I was light as a feather.’

***

She got to his cock and stuck it between her teeth like a cigar.” (https://nothingintherulebook.com/2016/03/19/bad-sex-in-fiction-awards-the-connoisseurs-compendium/)
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on July 23, 2016, 04:55:59 pm
The far more likely scenario will be that when they realize that he won't win, certain factions among Trump supporters will feel aggrieved and will initiate open hostilities. When such an event happens, the targets of violence will have a right to defend themselves through the systematic identification, infiltration and neutralization of the belligerents.

Eventually, I'll surrender to Den Haag.  If you send a care package, please remember that I have a peanut allergy.
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 23, 2016, 08:13:44 pm
I think it’s very stereotypical for you to think all twinks are gay. In the same way I know several women who are butches and are not lesbians. My father is a bear and he is not gay. Those are just words about personal style, not related to sexual orientation.
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Post by: Bodark on July 23, 2016, 08:20:32 pm
is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 30, 2016, 03:44:52 pm
reasons to vote for donald trump

1. Jeb Bush is gay
2. Hillary Clinton should be in the kitchen not in an election
3. Trumpets are cool and mr skeltal plays a trumpet
4. Donald Trump is a cool cat
5. Jeb Bush and Hilary Clinton want to legalize forced dick mutilation
6. Donald Trump is good with the children
7. Donald Trump will end world hunger by increasing the production of trumpets
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 01, 2016, 05:56:14 am
Ok…so, I’m a 🔞16 year old🔞 💋👫👭bisexual female👭👫💋. Lets just establish that. It’s important f👂o👂r👂 my 💭story💭. But a few years ago⬅️⬅️🕙, I wasn’t 💋👫👭Bisexual👫👭💋. I was, what I thought to be at the time anyway, a young 🚮👫Heterosexual👫. But I still loved and supported the 🌈LGBT community☮, as we are 🔙now🔜 taught in school these days that being 🌈LGBT+🌈 is totally fine and 🆒🆒normal🆒🆒. So yes, I have supported the 🌈☮community☮🌈 for ⤴️most of my life. I didn’t choose to be 💋👫👭Bisexual👭👫💋. I just realised it one day🆕, and then got on with my life as usual🔂🔂. Nothing was different, everything was good🆗. Before I realised I was Bisexual, I had a 💅boyfriend I had been with for 1 year💅, and we were in a healthy, stable, and loving 👫Heterosexual relationship👫. He is, and happily identifies as, a 👫Heterosexual👫 🍆male🍆. He does and has always supported the 🌈LGBT community☮ greatly✅, but he is ❌not❌ queer. Now, I have a big problem that I need to adress right now🔜🔜. One that has troubled me for a while🔙🔙. The problem is some of the opinions a portion of other LGBT people have of 👫Heterosexuals👫. I see posts every day on Tumblr 😜joking😂 like “haha straight guys are so gross”, “man 👫Hets👫 need to get their priorities 👫straight👫”, “nobody cares about your 💬opinion💤, straightie”🆒 all made by members of the LGBT community. At least, I 🙏hope💭 they were joking. But even so, what brought on this kind of 🙈🙉🙊hatred💔? Not even towards ⏹Homophobic⏹ or ⏹⏹Transphobic⏹⏹ 👫straight people👫, but towards the 👰💃general 👫straight population👫? Firstly, I get that 🌈LGBT🌈 people were originally and continue to be 😈demonised😈 by 🗑Homophobic/transphobic 👫heterosexual people👫🗑. I really do understand how 🌡defensive you are about your 🌈sexuality/gender identity🌈 and how 🆘important it is🆘. But does that really mean you can go around 💩shitting💩 on anyone and everyone who may be 💝straight🔩? Really😰? Even though there is only ⤵️a 🙈minority🙉 of 🙅Homophobic people🙅 amongst them⁉️? You could have 👶children👶 read your insults. 👶👶Children👶👶. 👶Children👶 aged 1⃣2⃣ - 1⃣6⃣ who are 👫straight👫, or in a 👫straight relationship👫 with someone. How 💩SHIT💩 do you think that makes them feel☢, just for ✌️loving someone of the opposite gender✌️, or 💅💄identifying as🏈🚬, what is 🔊considered by many🔉, to be the norm🔈. I am ❌NOT SAYING❌ that being 👫straight👫 is the 🆒default sexuality🆕. ⏪⏪⏪Far from it. But most 👫straight people👫 do seem to 🛀🎨identify as🍺🎣 🍆straight🍑 from an early age. Those 👫straight children👶, who are 🆕nowadays🆕 taught in 👶school👶 that they should ❣️support and accept🆗 the 🌈LGBT community☮, are reading your 🛂hate-filled jokes✈️ and 🔪insults🔫 towards ☹️them☹️ and wondering💭💭 “what did I do to deserve this?”. 👫Straight people👫 have ❎🆒fucked up in the past🔙. There have been ⏫so many⏫ violent hate crimes, 📜discriminatory laws📓 and protests against 🌍us LGBT🌎 folk🌏 that were and still are led by 🚮homophobic Straight people🚮. 📉Those people📉 are scum. Disgusting, horrible, hate filled people that say awful things like “haha Gay people are so gross”, “man, Bisexuals should get their priorities straight”, “nobody cares about your opinion, faggot”. Thats pretty fucked up, right❓❓ But it sounds somehow 🆕familiar⏪. ✅Yeah✅. ↩️You’re spewing the ♻️same kind of hate♻️ at 🚼young Heterosexuals🚸 that 🚮Homophobes🚮 once gave to 🔄you🔂. You’re 🆘hurting🆘 the 🚻Heterosexuals🍆🍑 that 🔧support you and your identity🆗. Ones that may even, 🔜at a later date🔜, discover that they are ❎not❎ 🍫straight🎱 at all. 🔮How do you think🔮 that 😈hatred😈 towards them makes them feel👎. Even if it’s a 🙌joke🙌, even if it’s 🙊“meant for someone else”🙊, it still 📍hurts🎈. It hurts ⏫so much⏫. It hurt me, ⏪way back when🔙. It 📍hurts🎈 me 🔛now🔛, because it targets 👫my boyfriend💚, who I love and trust, and who supports you all👌. I feel 💫betrayed😧. We’ve spent ⏭so many years fighting for equality✖️➕➖➗. We as a 👩‍👩‍👧‍👧community👨‍👨‍👦‍👦.
And we are 🔃still fighting🔃.
And there are ⏫many⏫ 🔑straight people🔑 fighting with us.
So instead of 💯writing hate comments on the internet💯 targeted towards 💗💔innocent 👗straight people👔 who are also fighting for your 🔥equality🔥, 👫join hands👪 with them and continue to fight together. 🤘United🤘. Don’t 🔫shoot down⬇️ your own ⚔soldiers⚔.
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 02, 2016, 04:40:11 am

He tells her that the Earth is flat—
He knows the facts, and that is that.
In altercations fierce and long
She tries her best to prove him wrong.
But he has learned to argue well.
He calls her arguments unsound
And often asks her not to yell.
She cannot win. He stands his ground.
The planet goes on being round.
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Post by: STOG on August 02, 2016, 10:13:55 am
there's a new internet of things enabled george foreman grill but how can i use it to harass women on the internet????
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on August 02, 2016, 03:32:39 pm
A rat's.... anus!?
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Post by: Vinny Possum on August 10, 2016, 08:56:43 am
[Root.Religion.GetRandomGodName]
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 16, 2016, 11:42:27 pm
And sorry if this doesn’t have anything to do with the tags I’m putting but this goes for ALL fandoms. You guys need to stop saying shit about her. If you are a real Skrillex fan then you know not to be a prick and actually respect what other people fucking say. Yes she did stuff she shouldn’t of done but that doesn’t make Sonny innocent! He is turning into a selfish asshole who doesn’t care about his fans. Don’t you see? This whole fandom is falling apart because of this drama. Things are only going to get worse if we don’t do anything about it! We need to stop fighting with each other and work together to make a change. We need to stop this drama and actually try to understand and think about what the other person is saying. Just stop attacking them and if you disagree be respectful about it. Like you guys always say that you’re trying to make people happy and trying to spread positivity then you guys go and do this shit. This fandom is splitting up into two different sides and it’s only getting worse. We need to work together and let Sonny know what he is doing wrong and why some people are getting mad. This is going to sound cliche but Sonny has gotten me into music and I looked up to him. He inspired me to actually do something with my life and it hurts to just see someone you loved just go away and you didn’t even get to say goodbye. Just please try to understand what I’m saying and don’t attack me for this. I don’t want to start any drama I just want to end it.
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Post by: Bodark on August 17, 2016, 12:38:31 am
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Post by: positive stress on August 17, 2016, 12:48:11 am
America right now is the least racist country to have ever existed.
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Post by: Quark-Antiquark on August 17, 2016, 06:32:45 am
https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/4xzrw5/could_it_possible_that_virgin_mary_was_creampied/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/4xzrw5/could_it_possible_that_virgin_mary_was_creampied/)
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Post by: positive stress on August 18, 2016, 01:41:17 pm
Would anybody be interested in a mail order bribe service? Here’s what I’m thinking - you would pay me 50 dollars and I would mail you 40 dollars and a note that says something like, “Now you’d better keep your mouth shut about the whole thing” or “I think these two Andy Jacksons will help seal the deal”. I don’t know, something like that. I would hand write all of the notes and use glitter and colored paper and stuff. I would make them all unique.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on August 20, 2016, 01:50:27 am
Oyuquiti
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Post by: STOG on August 20, 2016, 11:50:52 am
It is pretty sad how Capcom, one of the most important publisher of vg's histroy, fell this low.
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Post by: Yavuz on August 20, 2016, 05:59:19 pm
How do you stop a dog from peeing on the padio furnicher after they eat
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 22, 2016, 07:03:53 am
I'm 🏢Samsung💼 and 👉THIS👉 is my🤑 💻silicon🖥 wafer🍘 production 📊 line 📈. My 🤑 employees 👷🏽👷🏽 work 🏋 here 👇 with my 🤑 friends 😂 😷arsenic😷, 😖acetone😖, 💩methane💩, 😵sulphuric acid😵 and 🤒lead🤒. Every 👐 employee 👷🏽 that 🏋works🏋 here 👇 has or 😜 will 👅 have 😨leukaemia😱 and a 📚story📚. 1️⃣ One thing 💋 I 👀 learnt 🕵 after 6️⃣ six court 💼 cases 👮🏻 involving 👐 🔟 ten 👷🏽workers👷🏽 is that 🤔 you ☝️ ❌never👎 know WHAT 🤔 😂'trade secret'😂 i'll 🤑 ❌withhold🙅 next!
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Post by: Vinny Possum on August 23, 2016, 01:01:54 pm
All bloody principles and practices we do utterly deny, with all outward wars, and strife, and fightings with outward weapons, for any end, or under any pretence whatsoever, and this is our testimony to the whole world. That spirit of Christ by which we are guided is not changeable, so as once to command us from a thing as evil and again to move unto it; and we do certainly know, and so testify to the world, that the spirit of Christ, which leads us into all Truth, will never move us to fight and war against any man with outward weapons, neither for the kingdom of Christ, nor for the kingdoms of this world.
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Post by: Yavuz on August 23, 2016, 02:08:47 pm
Kissinger doesn’t come across as a coldblooded realpolitik tactician, but as a macho fool.
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Post by: jorty on August 25, 2016, 09:11:15 am
Kissinger doesn’t come across as a coldblooded realpolitik tactician, but as a macho fool.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, August 23, 2016, 02:08:47 pm

Gonna be honest here. I don't think the Macho Fool Henry Kissinger was ever going to be as big as the Macho Man in the WWF.
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 28, 2016, 08:29:28 am
Since i was a 👶👶young👶👶 👱🏻boy👱🏻👱🏻my 👨🏻👨🏻father👨🏻👨🏻 has 😧😫imposed😖😤 his ✝✡religion☪🕉 onto 😢me👱🏻. I was 🏠home🏠🏫 schooled 🏫because 👪we👪 live in the ⬅🇺🇸️west⬅️🇨🇦 and my 👨🏻father 👨🏻wanted 👱🏻me👱🏻 in an 🏠🏡environment⛪️🕌 that was 😄😎free🙌✊ from anything ☪Haram.☪ I couldn't 🍑ass🍑ociate with ✡Jews✡ or ✝Christians✝, anyone who ate 💩unclean💩😺 animals🐶🐷, or any 💁girl💁. As a teenage 🍆guy 🍆going through 😩puberty💦 this was 🌿naturally🌿 a living 💤😱nightmare💤😱. After 🗓years🕐 📰📰🗓 of 🙏begging🙏 from me and 👊pressure👊 from his 👨🏻colleagues👮👳, i was finally allowed to attend a very 😍nice😍 👩🏻👱🏻coed👱🏻👩🏻 🏫😏⬆️high⬆️ school🏫. The only☝️😤 rule 😤😯was that i had to keep 😫👋avoiding 👋anything ☪Haram☪. Being 🙌free🙌 for the first time i started to 😄🤑celebrate🙌🎉🎊. Ate 🐷🐷bacon🐷🐷 my 1️⃣first1️⃣ 📅day📅, had ✝Christian✝ 👬friends👫 in a 🗓week🗓, and within the 📆month📆 i had even 👋met👋 a 😍💁girl💁😏😏. I was 😵shy😵 and 😰awkward😳 as i could possibly be but she 💁liked😍 me and thought i was 😂😂funny😂😂. She was a little too 😡hipster😡 👹punk🕶 for me, listing to 🎧music🎧 i've never heard and using words like 🍆tubular🍆 and 😍bae😍, but i ❤️loved❤️ it. Within 2️⃣two2️⃣ months we were 😍💑dating💑😍. It was going 👍great👍 until my 👨🏻father👨🏻 👂heard👂 about it. The ✝Christians✝ and 🐷bacon🐷 he could ⬆👀️overlook⬆️👀, but the 👩🏻women👩🏻 to him were really ❌🚫❌😡wrong😡❌🚫❌. To him this was too much and he even claimed me of having 👅🍆sex💦🍑👌👈 with her. As if it couldn't get any 🤔weirder🤔 he actually demanded i show him my 🍆penis🍆 to prove i ❌haven't❌ been having 👈👌sex.🍆💦🍑. I had to 👄ask👄 him 2️⃣twice2️⃣ to make sure i 👂heard👂 him ✅right✅✅. It was ⚠️😳awkward 😳⚠️but living under his 🏠roof🏠 i had to 👍do👍 as he 👈👄🗣commands👉🗣I started to ➡️go➡️ out with 💁her💁 on 💑dates💑 and every 🕑time🕑 i 💦came💦🏠 home🏠 i had to 🖐🍆whip it out🍆🖐 for 👨🏻👨🏻dad👨🏻. It might be 😖😵insane👎😤but i actually am 👌🆗ok👌🆗🆗 with 🍆🍆dicks🍆🍆 out for ☪haram☪ 😍💁bae💦🍑🐵🐵🐵🍆🐵
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 28, 2016, 09:15:48 am
I read the first few words of that and fully expected it to be Welcome to the Black Parade, which probably says terrible things about me.
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 28, 2016, 09:41:57 am
I read the first few words of that and fully expected it to be Welcome to the Black Parade, which probably says terrible things about me.
moooo566, August 28, 2016, 09:15:48 am

You and me both, friend.
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 30, 2016, 07:06:17 am
http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/hitler-auditions/

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Post by: positive stress on September 01, 2016, 04:09:37 pm
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Post by: Sherman Tank on September 01, 2016, 04:51:38 pm
Infantry
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Post by: Ashto on September 02, 2016, 02:50:48 pm
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you'd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn't hold with such nonsense.

Mr. Dursley was the director of a firm called Grunnings, which made drills. He was a big, beefy man with hardly any neck, although he did have a very large mustache. Mrs. Dursley was thin and blonde and had nearly twice the usual amount of neck, which came in very useful as she spent so much of her time craning over garden fences, spying on the neighbors. The Dursleys had a small son called Dudley and in their opinion there was no finer boy anywhere. The Dursleys had everything they wanted, but they also had a secret, and their greatest fear was that somebody would discover it. They didn't think they could bear it if anyone found out about the Potters. Mrs. Potter was Mrs. Dursley's sister, but they hadn't met for several years; in fact, Mrs. Dursley pretended she didn't have a sister, because her sister and her good-for-nothing husband were as unDursleyish as it was possible to be. The Dursleys shuddered to think what the neighbors would say if the Potters arrived in the street. The Dursleys knew that the Potters had a small son, too, but they had never even seen him. This boy was another good reason for keeping the Potters away; they didn't want Dudley mixing with a child like that.

When Mr. and Mrs. Dursley woke up on the dull, gray Tuesday our story starts, there was nothing about the cloudy sky outside to suggest that strange and mysterious things would soon be happening all over the country. Mr. Dursley hummed as he picked out his most boring tie for work, and Mrs. Dursley gossiped away happily as she wrestled a screaming Dudley into his high chair.

None of them noticed a large, tawny owl flutter past the window.

At half past eight, Mr. Dursley picked up his briefcase, pecked Mrs. Dursley on the cheek, and tried to kiss Dudley good-bye but missed, because Dudley was now having a tantrum and throwing his cereal at the walls.

"Little tyke," chortled Mr. Dursley as he left the house. He got into his car and backed out of number four's drive.

It was on the corner of the street that he noticed the first sign of something peculiar -- a cat reading a map. For a second, Mr. Dursley didn't realize what he had seen -- then he jerked his head around to look again. There was a tabby cat standing on the corner of Privet Drive, but there wasn't a map in sight. What could he have been thinking of? It must have been a trick of the light. Mr. Dursley blinked and stared at the cat. It stared back. As Mr. Dursley drove around the corner and up the road, he watched the cat in his mirror. It was now reading the sign that said Privet Drive -- no, looking at the sign; cats couldn't read maps or signs. Mr. Dursley gave himself a little shake and put the cat out of his mind. As he drove toward town he thought of nothing except a large order of drills he was hoping to get that day.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 02, 2016, 07:56:46 pm
Note that in F+ we can trivially specialize over material features of a given draw, but not at all over lights, and it's even best to make the various lighting paths very uniform (e.g. use the same filtering for shadows) to avoid dynamic branching issues.

In deferred shading, on the other hand, we can specialize over lights, over texture layer combiners (in the g-buffer pass) and over materials (albeit with worse culling than forward).
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Post by: positive stress on September 02, 2016, 09:05:11 pm
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on September 02, 2016, 10:01:16 pm
https://66.media.tumblr.com/18aeada417af3abc6c505cadb546a1be/tumblr_oavshaUuHi1raizn9o1_1280.jpg
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Post by: Yavuz on September 03, 2016, 12:50:24 pm
Over the years I’ve come to believe that, in much the same way pets and owners begin to resemble each other, NFL teams become a reflection on their home city. Some examples: The Dolphins and Miami, shoddy leadership, B-list celebrities, overarching chaos; the Chargers and San Diego, mildly entertaining but easy forgettable, etc…

Our local NFL entry is a group of professionals from all over the country, many of whom don’t mind being here but equally wouldn’t mind being somewhere else, nearly all of whom have no cultural bond or affinity for the area. The organization’s ‘tradition’ seems forced and is mostly used to paper over all of the awful things that happened in the past. More often than not the talent and ability to do something notable is there, but instead they prefer year after year to just half-ass it and try to do just enough to keep from losing their jobs.
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Post by: Bodark on September 04, 2016, 06:35:43 pm
   H E L L B O X
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 04, 2016, 07:10:38 pm
To exponentially and massively expand on your comment...
Zelda, Mario, Metroid, etc are to gaming what Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Metallica and Slayer are to Metal.
If someone says "I'm a metalhead" or "I listen to metal" and the first bands they name off are Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Metallica and Slayer... You've got a poser on your hands.
Like, look, if you were truly a metalhead you'd know that it's fucking pointless as fuck to say you like them----Liking them is a given. Tell me what ELSE you like. If I'm asking you who you listen to, I want to know if you listen to Doom? Power? Death? Black? Thrash? Prog? Folk? Psychadelic? NWOBHM? what?
Fuck, even my mother knows who bloody Maiden is. When you're telling me you like maiden you're not expressing an interest in Metal, you're telling me you like people knowing you like metal, by naming off the one band that bloody EVERYONE will recognize
not liking them on the other hand, is worthy of mentioning.... if the topic comes up. Bringing it up yourself is a bit of a faux pas
And in high school, every single time you'd see a girl with a non merch-band t-shirt on, it'd be some Iron maiden shirt they picked up at Hot Topic and they couldn't even fucking name the album cover used for the shirt even though 9 times out of 10 it was fucking Number of the Beast
It's the same thing with Mario, Zelda, etc
They're entry level and seminal.
They're some of the oldest, best selling, most well known games in existence, that have served as a template for nearly everything that has come after.
At this point they're more symbolic than anything.
So just like with Maiden, Judas Priest, Metallica, ETC----Even though you'd be a damned fool to say they're anything but among the most influential and well known metal acts in existence and have acted as templates for numerous bands to come in the last 4 decades since their inceptions and are still used as a measuring stick of quality for other bands to be compared to...
If those, (Zelda, Metroid, Mario, etc) are the first games you bring up and feature prominently in your interests... 9 times out of 10 it means that you haven't played very many games and haven't really branched out into the hobby and explored more of it.
Like, yes, I know you like Mario, Zelda, etc... That's a given. But do you like Shooters(First or Third person)? MOBAs? RPGs? Adventures? Sims? Fighters? MMOs? 4X? Diablo-Likes? RTSs? Tower Defense? Visual Novels? Stealth? Beat-em-ups? Shoot-em-ups? Bullet Hells? Survival Horror? Throw me a bone and give me something interesting to talk to you about ffs
If I'm bloody asking you about your interest in metal or games, I'm looking to gauge your interest so I know if we share the same tastes, and maybe exchange names of games/bands that I might not have heard of or tried out, and I want to jump at the chance to share bands/games I love that maybe you don't know about
TL;DR Women flock to Zelda because it's the first thing most people will hear about, so it means that the "Gamer gurlz" will latch onto it for attention cred since everyone they speak to will know of it, while the true gamers will continue to hold a fondness for it due to its quality and nostalgia factor of being among the first games they were introduced to.
Edit: This kinda transformed a bit away from what it was originally intended... But the concept remains valid---Zelda is entry level, and fucking EVERYONE likes it, so naturally women would flock to it because it's the first ones they'd hear from their friends, or because it's simple enough that their older brother or uncle or boyfriend or whatever thought it would be a good starter game to introduce them to the hobby with, since it's high quality and easy to grasp with fantastical, romantic themes, or whatever.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on September 04, 2016, 09:51:42 pm
KEIJO MARU
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Post by: Yavuz on September 06, 2016, 08:38:24 am
https://twitter.com/Mobute/statuses/13206377066
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 09, 2016, 03:38:57 am
07:02:10 DELGRAD M.A.D. : No offence was taken on my part. I do not want to mix BUSINESS with pleasure. My businees is religion on youtube,. Mixing that with here could cause so big ptroblems as I do not holed conventionalviewws.
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 19, 2016, 01:43:57 am
https://www.hillaryclinton.com/feed/donald-trump-pepe-the-frog-and-white-supremacists-an-explainer/
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Post by: Vinny Possum on September 21, 2016, 10:27:59 pm
https://mobile.twitter.com/search
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Post by: Yavuz on September 21, 2016, 11:21:14 pm
When you start to lose your temper, remember: There’s nothing manly about rage. It’s courtesy and kindness that define a human being— and a man. That’s who possesses strength and nerves and guts, not the angry whiners.

Aurelius, Marcus (2012-08-06). The Modern Library Collection of Greek and Roman Philosophy 3-Book Bundle: Meditations; Selected Dialogues of Plato; The Basic Works of Aristotle (Kindle Locations 2439-2440). Random House Publishing Group. Kindle Edition.
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Post by: STOG on September 22, 2016, 01:10:47 am
Hi, I'm Guy Fieri. Don't look up cummies
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Post by: positive stress on September 22, 2016, 01:59:45 am
Evolution is not real. And I am going to Hogwarts.
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Post by: Cirr on September 23, 2016, 07:57:45 am
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jk-rowling-forced-to-clarify-that-harambe-is-not-a-patronus-after-harry-potter-trolled_uk_57e40d78e4b0db20a6e8d03e?
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on September 23, 2016, 04:25:35 pm
"Hell yeah this song is the buttcheek beatdown anthem"
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Post by: Bodark on September 23, 2016, 07:03:36 pm
BEEP BOO
THE ROBOT
IS YOUUUUUUUUU
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on September 23, 2016, 08:02:43 pm
https://67.media.tumblr.com/25f13d69d30253f8f35c3715b17fd633/tumblr_inline_odxz3s3mPP1u266v7_540.png
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Post by: positive stress on September 26, 2016, 12:53:58 am
All Enemies In The Area Are Dead
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Post by: Vinny Possum on September 26, 2016, 01:34:55 am
Amitābha
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 26, 2016, 11:15:08 am
interviewer asked if i thought mario was handsome. he had a mustache so i had to say yes. right? i had to say yes. saying yes was calculated. saying yes was the smart move.
“hell yeah,” i said. the room was spinning.
“i’d fuck the shit out of mario. i’d let him do things to me that weren’t even legal.”
i was overdoing it now but i couldn’t stop. although my mouth was forming words that were coherent, albeit a bit vulgar, the inside of my head was screaming. my mouth was so dry. i needed to stop now.

“i want the pipe.”
he tried to interrupt then. he’d clearly had enough, but i knew that, at that point, i had to keep going. continuing was calculated. continuing was the smart move.
“i want mario to rip me apart. i want him to blend both of my livers and make me drink it. i want him to freeze his semen into an icicle and stab me thousands and thousands of times.”
he told me to stop then. he didn’t so much say it as yell it, which i personally thought was incredibly rude. you don’t yell during an interview. none of the interview youtube videos i’d watched had mentioned any yelling. i wanted to point it out but he seemed a bit agitated, so i made a mental note to send him a polite email after i’d gotten the job.
“that’s quite enough.”
at least he was using his inside voice now.
“peach who?” i said, my voice barely above a whisper. my mouth felt as if it were on fire. i needed water.
“excuse me?”
“peach who” i croaked.
“that’s what mario’s going to say after i–”
suddenly i began coughing. maybe even dry heaving a little, but he didn’t have to know that.
“–after i fuck his brains out.” i finished.
turns out mario was his son. i must’ve glanced at the family beach photo on his desk one too many times, but only because i was trying to figure out how one man could be so bald. he must have waxed his head. he had to. no human head reflected direct sunlight with such boldness.
he began to talk about how there currently wasn’t a position open. i’d watched enough videos to know that was interview talk. it meant i wasn’t getting hired. i had to think fast. maybe there was still a way i could spin this. if i couldn’t attack from outside, maybe i could still infiltrate from within.
“that’s too bad. but maybe you could tell mario to give me a call sometime?”
he called security.

From "Bombing" on tumblr
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Post by: Ashto on September 27, 2016, 03:02:21 pm
Synopsis for "Superman's Saddest Day!"
A lost prophecy of Nostradamus’s is found by Jimmy Olsen, who learns from it that if he collects “tears from king and clown, from killer, and Kryptonian of renown” and mixes them together will gain “a power unknown to man”. As it turns out, the tears mixed together (including Superman’s) create an atomic explosion.

Notes
In this issue! Jimmy Olsen collects Superman's bodily fluids!

Trivia
No trivia.
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Post by: STOG on September 27, 2016, 09:03:14 pm
URRRAARRGH FUCK MY SHIT UP FAM says Spartacus.
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Post by: Yavuz on September 27, 2016, 09:42:53 pm
https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/505635273108377600
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Post by: Bodark on September 27, 2016, 09:48:01 pm
http://www.trumpdebatefacts.com/
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Post by: Vinny Possum on September 28, 2016, 03:37:33 pm
And I'm not down with that. I can get crazy in
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Post by: Yavuz on October 02, 2016, 05:37:06 pm
http://geeklikemetoo.blogspot.com/2006/02/pencil-fetish.html
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Post by: Vinny Possum on October 02, 2016, 06:17:54 pm
 MENU
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Post by: A Meat on October 02, 2016, 06:39:15 pm
http://i.imgur.com/mOJc1aZ.jpg
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Post by: Vinny Possum on October 03, 2016, 06:02:31 pm
命を守る行動をとってください #台風18号
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Post by: Sherman Tank on October 05, 2016, 01:19:35 am
https://i.imgur.com/4mByW98.gif
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on October 05, 2016, 02:01:49 pm
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/mar/25/michael-gove-chap-hop-favourite-genre-mr-b

A perfect collision of two awful things. A man who makes bad music writes about a bad person's love of said bad music.
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 07, 2016, 01:43:29 am
two years ago I moved to Astoria to surf the big wave that's gonna fuck the coastline up when nibiru passes and to my dismay and horror I find out that the band that inspired me to sew patches all over my clothes with dental floss doesn't play shows in Portland anymore, I have respect for Ward and Kelly, you need a new LP Cut by PROFANE EXISTENCE and a reunion show I heard a rumor these guys went on to form DEFIANCE another Portland Classic band I love you guys fuck off for throwin in the towel and there is a lot of Heroin here but that's everywhere stick with beer and meth.

(a youtube comment on a Resist album (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw37x6MfMC8))
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Post by: Vinny Possum on October 07, 2016, 01:52:09 am
Hi there Guys, Some people have been saying that I'm dead, but it's not true. I just didn't feel like drawing for a while because of things in my Life. I don't know if I will draw for fun anymore because I don't have a lot of Time for it anymore and I just donnt have so much inspiration. I am watching Steven Universe and I like the Gems but, For some reason I just don't want to draw it. But, I think I will still do comissions, It  seems fun to me to draw different stuff from people and it would help me out in life.
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on October 17, 2016, 02:50:05 pm
After looking through your youtube feed, I can safely say that you are very much included in that special clade of people I mentioned. Don't worry though. With the recent rightward shift, you'll go the way of the cambrian creatures that just popped the hell out of nowhere or else you'll adapt and come to realize the massive holes in your worldview, because let me tell you, there is no world where you chuds get to play king anymore, as the collapse of the Soviet Union should have dictated to you scabs.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 17, 2016, 04:55:44 pm
My GREATEST WISH has always been to have an elephant. I won a new clowny friend for my birthday, which is FANTASTIC... but I can't help being a TINY bit disappointed. I really would have loved to win the elephant. My new clowny friend notices my disappointment, and excitedly lets me know that since its my birthday, she can grant me ONE WISH using circus magic. I about burst with excitement, and ask if she can pretty pleeease turn herself into an elephant.ITS MAGIC! First big, floppy ears burst from the clown's head!! Her trunk starts to TRUMPET, then turn long and grey, with beautiful white tusks! I squeal and jump in excitement, ready to hop on the elephant's back for a ride! Wheeee!
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Post by: Vinny Possum on October 18, 2016, 05:21:07 am
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15862457/tropertales_Archives.zip
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 18, 2016, 01:15:27 pm
“There are things he’s said on the bench,” the baseball fan told the audience, “where if I had a baseball bat, I might have used it.”

Sotomayor's really angling for a spot on Run The Jewels 3
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Post by: Zekka on October 19, 2016, 02:00:23 am
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15862457/tropertales_Archives.zip
Vinito Zarigüeya, October 18, 2016, 05:21:07 am
training neural net
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 21, 2016, 12:41:44 am
👏Don't 👏claim 👏to 👏be 👏a 👏Nintendo 👏fan 👏unless 👏you 👏can 👏shove 👏an 👏entire 👏Nintendo 👏👏GameCube 👏up 👏your 👏ass👏
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Post by: Bodark on October 21, 2016, 01:21:09 am
https://vine.co/v/MYxvDaqBnX1
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 27, 2016, 09:02:41 am
https://mobile.twitter.com/randygdub/status/787747220267278336 (https://mobile.twitter.com/randygdub/status/787747220267278336)

For those who haven't caught this yet
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 06, 2016, 04:54:03 pm
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 06, 2016, 04:56:58 pm
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT
moooo566, December 06, 2016, 04:54:03 pm
THE classic
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Post by: Achilles' Heelies on December 07, 2016, 09:43:33 am
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT
moooo566, December 06, 2016, 04:54:03 pm
How did you find Vin Diesel's LiveJournal?
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 07, 2016, 05:02:01 pm
http://www.theonion.com/article/woman-takes-short-half-hour-break-from-being-femin-35026
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Post by: Yavuz on December 07, 2016, 06:33:13 pm
https://www.reddit.com/r/canberra/
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Post by: Sherman Tank on December 10, 2016, 11:31:50 pm
Основы этой системы базировались на «лженауке» — кибернетике, отношение к которой в идеологическом руководстве страны было крайне негативным.
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Post by: Yavuz on December 11, 2016, 05:05:26 pm
I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on December 14, 2016, 10:51:18 pm
Empty? Empty. Here is a penis.
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Post by: A Meat on December 15, 2016, 10:13:53 am
interpeduncular fossa
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Post by: Vinny Possum on December 15, 2016, 08:36:05 pm
 5:15
An early look at Western Conference All-Star candidates
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Post by: Ashto on December 16, 2016, 09:17:12 am
http://www.jainmathemagics.com/truevalueofpijainpi/ (http://www.jainmathemagics.com/truevalueofpijainpi/)
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Post by: A Meat on December 17, 2016, 01:04:09 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/nCttTvv.jpg)
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Post by: positive stress on December 17, 2016, 11:32:52 pm
im sorry matt if this gets me banned but jesus fucking christ this is the gayest hippy shit ive heard !!!!!
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 18, 2016, 12:48:06 am
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/6abf39ffdb814783093900a6f811ad34/tumblr_inline_oidaejGaJu1s0nzb2_540.jpg)
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Post by: Yavuz on December 18, 2016, 12:54:59 am
The online syllabus for Texas A&M University's contemporary "Meats" course, ANSC 307 Meats, describes it as the integrated study of "the production of meat-type animals and the science and technology of their conversion to human food." Topics include "Meat inspection," "Kosher and halal," "Meat tenderness," "Meat color," while laboratories include "Pork evaluation" and "Ham manufacturing."
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Post by: Vinny Possum on December 18, 2016, 12:55:40 am
Cyclobenzaprine
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 18, 2016, 07:28:56 am
Welcome to my channel of randomness. You have entered one of the most random and original channels on YouTube. Enjoy!
And also... I AM A GIRL!!!!! DO NOT SAY I AM A BOY!!!!!

ACHIEVEMENTS:
-Reached 100 subscribers
-Reached 7000 video hits
-Had a question answered in a Daneboe vlog
-Won a Tobuscus t-shirt in Toby Turner's vlog
-Won a Daneboe t-shirt in Dane's vlog
-Met Pewdiepie on Omegle!!!
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Post by: Vinny Possum on December 18, 2016, 07:33:04 am
Welcome to my channel of randomness. You have entered one of the most random and original channels on YouTube. Enjoy!
And also... I AM A GIRL!!!!! DO NOT SAY I AM A BOY!!!!!

ACHIEVEMENTS:
-Reached 100 subscribers
-Reached 7000 video hits
-Had a question answered in a Daneboe vlog
-Won a Tobuscus t-shirt in Toby Turner's vlog
-Won a Daneboe t-shirt in Dane's vlog
-Met Pewdiepie on Omegle!!!
Spooks, December 18, 2016, 07:28:56 am

Are you a time traveler and why do you hate the past so much that you would leave pewdiepie in 2008?
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Post by: SuperTrainStationH on December 31, 2016, 06:20:42 pm
END OF EPISODE 40 - "FALLEN FLAME"

END OF SEASON IV - "MASK OF FIRE"

NEXT SEASON:
Cruise and the Arverna Cyclones return to East Unova and prepare for war with Team Patriot.
ARE YOU PREPARED?

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Post by: Malten on January 06, 2017, 09:26:21 pm
(http://www.figures.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=20011&stc=1&d=1309356261)
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Post by: Vinny Possum on January 09, 2017, 03:55:58 am
キンブラむかってます
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Post by: Standplaats Kraków on January 09, 2017, 12:28:23 pm
cwxqpgfwgaai3il
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Post by: BARK RANGER on January 18, 2017, 08:11:32 pm
  Although churches have used U2's music in liturgy for many years, the first U2charist was designed by Sarah Dylan Breuer in 2003, with the service held in Baltimore, Maryland, in April 2004.[1] Breuer was a contributor to the book Get Up Off Your Knees: Preaching the U2 Catalog (Cowley Publications, 2003), and was inspired to create the U2charist by her reflection on spiritual themes in U2's music as she wrote her contributions to the book.[2] The service spread quickly by word of mouth and over the Internet, particularly after the Episcopal Diocese of Maryland held a U2charist at their conference for all diocesan clergy in October 2004, after which many clergy present held U2charists with the assistance of the "Without Walls" worship team throughout 2004 and 2005, with the St. Mary's Outreach Center in Baltimore, Maryland, where the U2charist first took hold, as its base of operations.[3]
  After consulting with Breuer, the Rev. Paige Blair, rector of St. George's Episcopal Church in York Harbor, Maine, along with several of her parishioners, held her first U2charist on Sunday evening, July 31, 2005.[4] Since that time, Blair has appeared numerous times in the media as an advocate for the U2charist.
   Since the U2charist began in 2004, it spread quickly around the world, with services being held in numerous countries, including a “U2-dienst” (U2-service), started by the Rev. Jan Andries de Boer from Broek op Langedijk in the Netherlands in 2006.,[5] as well as services in Australia, Italy, and Mexico.
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on January 18, 2017, 08:39:06 pm
http://loopvideos.com/W4ga_M5Zdn4?from=40&to=41
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 18, 2017, 08:41:43 pm
  Although churches have used U2's music in liturgy for many years, the first U2charist was designed by Sarah Dylan Breuer in 2003, with the service held in Baltimore, Maryland, in April 2004.[1] Breuer was a contributor to the book Get Up Off Your Knees: Preaching the U2 Catalog (Cowley Publications, 2003), and was inspired to create the U2charist by her reflection on spiritual themes in U2's music as she wrote her contributions to the book.[2] The service spread quickly by word of mouth and over the Internet, particularly after the Episcopal Diocese of Maryland held a U2charist at their conference for all diocesan clergy in October 2004, after which many clergy present held U2charists with the assistance of the "Without Walls" worship team throughout 2004 and 2005, with the St. Mary's Outreach Center in Baltimore, Maryland, where the U2charist first took hold, as its base of operations.[3]
  After consulting with Breuer, the Rev. Paige Blair, rector of St. George's Episcopal Church in York Harbor, Maine, along with several of her parishioners, held her first U2charist on Sunday evening, July 31, 2005.[4] Since that time, Blair has appeared numerous times in the media as an advocate for the U2charist.
   Since the U2charist began in 2004, it spread quickly around the world, with services being held in numerous countries, including a “U2-dienst” (U2-service), started by the Rev. Jan Andries de Boer from Broek op Langedijk in the Netherlands in 2006.,[5] as well as services in Australia, Italy, and Mexico.
BARK RANGER, January 18, 2017, 08:11:32 pm
In God's Country etc etc
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Post by: Standplaats Kraków on January 28, 2017, 07:55:21 am
https://twitter.com/Standplaats_KRK/status/823020579796221952
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 08, 2017, 08:37:29 am
You seem to have missed the point of the Wolfenstein mod, which is that "open dialog" is a viral vector for fascism
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Post by: Standplaats Kraków on February 08, 2017, 02:23:37 pm
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/26/how-pepe-the-frog-became-a-nazi-trump-supporter-and-alt-right-symbol.html
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Post by: A Meat on February 08, 2017, 02:28:09 pm
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-38449941
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 08, 2017, 03:44:20 pm
Ninĝišzida
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Post by: Standplaats Kraków on February 11, 2017, 10:47:19 am
it's fucked up they make horses and dogs be cops
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Post by: Sherman Tank on February 11, 2017, 04:12:27 pm
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Post by: I Liked That Joke on February 11, 2017, 04:28:00 pm
Elephant Bread: This grey bread tastes faintly meaty and is incredibly filling.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 11, 2017, 09:34:03 pm
http://i.imgur.com/MfV5yJi.jpg
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 13, 2017, 03:08:32 am
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 13, 2017, 04:43:43 am
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/303aea765da47d74fa0a3e370cfdd77c/tumblr_obx020tJlL1vdqyr7o1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 14, 2017, 04:44:39 am
!youtube KfsWoNpHg2s
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 14, 2017, 01:58:23 pm
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-12/11/16/enhanced/webdr15/enhanced-14594-1449868944-1.png?no-auto)
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 16, 2017, 11:41:44 pm
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/083/279/7b0.jpg)
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on February 24, 2017, 11:29:14 pm
Anybody that still professes support for Trump is either a traitor worthy of prolonged execution or a P zombie unable to experience pain.
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Post by: A Meat on February 25, 2017, 12:31:14 pm
https://www.facebook.com/joshua.feuerstein.5/videos/960990660670283/

you might wanna open that in an incognito tab #cancelthecurse
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 26, 2017, 11:38:50 am
RX7821979 actually at a mc donalds i worked at for a month(got fired for saying hi to a customer:/) we played talking sound effects for more people to come and in the mc donalds company its ileagal(i cant spell well)  so when i was fired i told the company and the boss/manager was fired
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 28, 2017, 06:50:34 am
Hi! I'm Angela. I'm an actress from New York (TV/Film) & accidental fashion designer. I grew up around musicians & know my way around Cakewalk, Cubase and Fruity Loops.Try telling your father whose been a drummer for most of his life that you're using drum loops. Awkwaard. I lived in England for 5 years so I'm fairly Anglosized. In UK terms I'm qualified to know the difference between a good vs crap cup of tea. Spot a chav when I see one (know when to run). Understand the art behind sarcasm & quote Red Dwarf. This has not washed me of my penchant for random, potty humor. Sorry, that's just how I roll. I love MST3K, 80's anything & I can kick your ass in Mortal Kombat. My channel is influenced by my life in the Gothic subculture of the 90's. I have a lot of fond memories and have had the privilege of living in NYC to experience it all alongside some hilarious & wonderful people.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 28, 2017, 01:04:19 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5wQ9BYWcAAw6AR.jpg)
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 28, 2017, 06:45:23 pm
content://media/external/file/4266
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Post by: Sherman Tank on March 04, 2017, 06:59:13 am
http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=PcFEhUKhN6g&p=n#/1765;1891
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 04, 2017, 12:10:37 pm
In particular, Stansilov Grof feels the holographic paradigm offers a model for understanding many of the baffling phenomena experienced by individuals during altered states of consciousness.

In the 1950s, while conducting research into the beliefs of LSD as a psychotherapeutic tool, Grof
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Post by: SuperTrainStationH on March 04, 2017, 01:04:08 pm
My Amiibo collection abruptly grows 166% in size, because I only had three before this.

Also, my first completed Amiibo set. Probably my last completed set, too.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on March 04, 2017, 02:01:54 pm
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on March 06, 2017, 12:57:58 pm
We're going to start stocking this brand of rum soon
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/48/9d/60/489d60b474aa16083f3126e4c2877dc2.jpg)
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Post by: A Meat on March 06, 2017, 04:22:55 pm
fugacity
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Post by: BARK RANGER on March 09, 2017, 03:22:39 pm
How is this real

NERF blaster specialist
$12 an hour - Part-time

WE'RE LOOKING FOR A NERF BLASTER SPECIALIST TO JOIN OUR TEAM!

[REDACTED]  is a  recreational Sports facility catering to adventurous, adrenaline-seeking individuals who want to experience a new age of competitive battle sports. Our guest experiences include Combat Archery, a NERF battle arena (300+ NERF blasters to choose from) an axe & knife throwing range, escape rooms, an indoor archery range, and the Rage Cage.

Prior knowledge and experience in fixing NERF equipment or equivalents considered an asset.

    Provide guidance to customers how to properly NERF blasters
    Troubleshoot and fix broken/jammed NERF equipment
    Run and participate in our awesome NERF battle games.
    Help with opening and closing duties such as cleaning equipment, mopping, and vacuuming.

Core Competencies and Skills:

    Bilingual (French & English)
    Ability to multi-task and adapt.
    Strong working knowledge of NERF equipment or general mechanical work
    Great eye for detail.

rage cage
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Post by: Vinny Possum on March 15, 2017, 09:43:29 pm
nhà
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Post by: Yavuz on March 15, 2017, 10:38:51 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabotage_(2014_film)
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Post by: Ms Dragoness on March 16, 2017, 05:09:19 pm
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/204c8988587271a6374fa1219abfafd4/tumblr_olvdqowCOf1tpu2loo1_540.png)
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Post by: A Meat on March 16, 2017, 05:18:18 pm
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 16, 2017, 06:21:40 pm
https://twitter.com/TheFPlus/status/842377567676047360
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Post by: Vinny Possum on March 17, 2017, 05:41:27 pm
Give an account who the girl was giving hearty sendom by her parents?
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Post by: Runic on March 17, 2017, 06:54:14 pm
careershift.com
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 18, 2017, 03:59:38 am
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243312867485548544/292581829678989312/unknown.png)
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Post by: Frank West on March 21, 2017, 12:08:59 am
Experience the thrill of taking your own Survey
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Post by: Yavuz on March 21, 2017, 12:39:43 am
https://twitter.com/haydenpanettier/status/843208753084317696
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Post by: Vinny Possum on March 30, 2017, 02:38:18 am
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/5c/a4/80/5ca4807ab423d74687976a30d479d96a.jpg
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Post by: Mix on April 02, 2017, 10:44:13 pm

i swear to god this wasn't planned
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 03, 2017, 01:38:20 am
Hey, speaking of Bush, have you heard of kush? Recently, I smoked weed with a group of sea turtles and I tell ya, it was amazing. When you smoke weed with sea turtles, they inhale the fumes and internally convert it into a less harmful gas that provides the same effects as smoking weed but also lasts longer and doesn't have a chance it will kill you. It also smells of the sea and fish, which is nice as I won't annoy people if I smoke weed in front of their faces. Weed stinks, you know. Overall, smoking weed with a sea turtle has multiple benefits, I would recommend it and I urge all of my readers to vote for Ronald Reagan in the upcoming election.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 03, 2017, 01:42:53 pm
Sankta estas por ni la hodiaŭa tago. Modesta estas nia kunveno; la mondo ekstera ne multe scias pri ĝi, kaj la vortoj, kiuj estas parolataj en nia kunveno, ne flugos telegrafe al ĉiuj urboj kaj urbetoj de la mondo; ne kunvenis regnestroj, nek ministroj, por ŝanĝi la politikan karton de la mondo, ne brilas luksaj vestoj kaj multego da imponantaj ordenoj en nia salono, ne bruas pafilegoj ĉirkaŭ la modesta domo, en kiu ni troviĝas; sed tra la aero de nia salono flugas misteraj sonoj, sonoj tre mallaŭtaj, ne aŭdeblaj por la orelo, sed senteblaj por ĉiu animo sentema: ĝi estas la sono de io granda, kio nun naskiĝas. Tra la aero flugas misteraj fantomoj; la okuloj ilin ne vidas, sed la animo ilin sentas; ili estas imagoj de tempo estonta, de tempo tute nova. La fantomoj flugos en la mondon, korpiĝos kaj potenciĝos, kaj niaj filoj kaj nepoj ilin vidos, ilin sentos kaj ĝuos
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Post by: Yavuz on April 03, 2017, 01:59:05 pm
One other, more unconventional, tactic, Gorka suggests, is to translate into Arabic The Federalist Papers – historic articles promoting the ratification of the US Constitution. "For the cost of one missile, we could probably translate the papers, put it in a leather-bound book and give every Muslim in the world a copy," he says.
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 04, 2017, 04:57:30 am
I first realized my Porn Addiction when I was 6 years old, but I was powerless to stop it. My addiction stemmed from childhood, around 4, when HBO was normalized to me, and I became an instrument of masturbation. Although I could not coom, I was determined to jack at least three times a day, and successfully did this. At the age of 5 I stole my father’s low-T medication and consumed it monster cockly, inciting puberty within my bowels that spread throughout my whole body.
At the age of 6 I realized the error of my ways - I stumbled upon /r/ NoFap in my search for more reddit porn. When I found the subreddit it changed my life. I realized my life was going down the wrong path, so I stopped jacking. It was hard - I relapsed for 22 days straight at first, but steadily increased my tolerance for not masturbating. I went on a streak of a week - then a month - then three months - until I put my dick down and never picked it back up.
With an absence of masturbation I had to find other ways to act out my sexual desires - and with my extreme confidence I was able to pick up hot 8 year olds. As I was a fully sexually developed 8 year old, I would have sex to completion with them - but it’s not a pedophile thing because, again, I was also 8 years old. While at the time it was a good thing for me, nowadays, I would definitely not interact with 8 year olds in any way, because I am not 8 years old (or in the relative ballpark of 8 years old) any more.
I had a perfect diet - every day for breakfast I ate two Big MacTM hamburgers for caloric intake and protein, then a 12 oz New York Strip steak. For lunch, I went for the natural option, eating a large salad with chicken and Thousand Island dressing, home made by my grandma. When my grandma died (a moment in my life causing no emotional duress) I switched to a store brand. For dinner, I ate raw uncooked pork, wrapped in uncooked salmon (Lox if you're a Jew but I don’t think it’s a Jewish thing in this context as pork is not kosher), wrapped in bacon. I learned the recipe from an obscure show called Epic Meal Time. No one noticed the very obvious semen smell coming out of my lower half, probably because of my small stature. While you may think that is a good thing, it’s actually very bad; to leave an impression of manliness, you must have a manly smell. I believe this was one of my only mistakes entering the office, but it buffered out as time went on.
“So do you like your job?” I said, fucking nailing this conversation stuff, and coming off like a great guy.
“Oh, it’s a bit tiring every once and a while, but I do it well,” she said, looking at me initially, but then looking away. I could sense that she was in some way wary of me, and I needed to break the ice and show that I didn’t care if we had sex or not.
“Yeah, I’m gay,” I confirmed. She laughed.
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on April 11, 2017, 10:59:29 am
So this was typed to me today:

my buddies just made a commercial for johnsonville sausage
and I was the hair metal consultant
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Post by: Dirk Dammit on April 12, 2017, 02:54:52 am
so... i need to learn how to make html emails for my first freelance gig as a web developer.

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
    <head>
        <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
        <title>A Simple Responsive HTML Email</title>
        <style type="text/css">
            body {
                margin: 0;
                padding: 0;
                min-width: 100%!important;
                }
            .content {
                width: 100%;
                max-width: 600px;
                }
            .greeting{
                width:100px;
                height:100px;
                background-color:blue;
            }
            @media only screen and (min-device-width: 601px) {
                .content {
                    width: 600px !important;
                    }
            }
        </style>
    </head>
    <body yahoo bgcolor="#f6f8f1">
        <table width="100%" bgcolor="#f6f8f1" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0">
            <tr>
                <td>
                    <table class="content" align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0">
                        <tr>
                            <td>
                               <table width="70" align="left" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0">
                                    <tr>
                                        <td height="70" style="padding: 0 20px 20px 0;">
                                            <div class="greeting">
                                            </div>
                                        </td>
                                    </tr>
                                </table>
                            </td>
                        </tr>
                    </table>
                </td>
            </tr>
        </table>
    </body>
</html>
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Post by: Malten on April 14, 2017, 02:06:09 am
(http://www.healthydietbase.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bigstock-Playful-Tongue-63736024-840x560.jpg)
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Post by: A Meat on April 17, 2017, 12:21:00 pm
http://digitalcommons.unl.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1014&context=icwdm_usdanwrc
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Post by: A Meat on April 18, 2017, 01:17:54 pm
Hey, click the link in my previous post, it's about using chocolate as pest control, but unrelated:

(http://i.imgur.com/AnW7iIg.png)
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 19, 2017, 01:49:04 am
People took that serious though that you actually meant...
—because they’re stupid. They don’t have a life. A dog got a red, ugly, hot dog weiner-looking penis. Why would I be sexually aroused by a little bitty penis going in a woman, when I got a big dick? That wouldn’t even turn me on, you know what I’m sayin’? I wouldn’t let a bitch suck my dog’s dick if she tried, ’cause that’s my family member. Bitch, I don’t know where your mouth’s been. She askin’ me why I kiss my dog in the morning. Ain’t no dick been in my dog’s mouth. That’s what I told her, and it got taken out of context when “I’m not bout to sleep in bed with you with the dog.” Well, the dog sleep in the bed with me all the time! He sleep at the foot at the bed or up on my chest, wherever he sleeps. That’s my family member. You can say what you want about my dog, but he’s loyal. My dog cost $90,000.
What kind of dog is it?
It’s a micro exotic bully. I wouldn’t give a damn if a bitch—I wouldn’t let a bitch suck my dog’s dick. You know how expensive? His nut cost 10 grand. People pay me 10 grand just to mail them the semen from my dog. ’​Cause I got the most exotic dog in the game. God blessed me with it.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 19, 2017, 10:19:38 am
征夷大将軍
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Post by: Bunnybread on April 19, 2017, 12:58:10 pm
People took that serious though that you actually meant...
—because they’re stupid. They don’t have a life. A dog got a red, ugly, hot dog weiner-looking penis. Why would I be sexually aroused by a little bitty penis going in a woman, when I got a big dick? That wouldn’t even turn me on, you know what I’m sayin’? I wouldn’t let a bitch suck my dog’s dick if she tried, ’cause that’s my family member. Bitch, I don’t know where your mouth’s been. She askin’ me why I kiss my dog in the morning. Ain’t no dick been in my dog’s mouth. That’s what I told her, and it got taken out of context when “I’m not bout to sleep in bed with you with the dog.” Well, the dog sleep in the bed with me all the time! He sleep at the foot at the bed or up on my chest, wherever he sleeps. That’s my family member. You can say what you want about my dog, but he’s loyal. My dog cost $90,000.
What kind of dog is it?
It’s a micro exotic bully. I wouldn’t give a damn if a bitch—I wouldn’t let a bitch suck my dog’s dick. You know how expensive? His nut cost 10 grand. People pay me 10 grand just to mail them the semen from my dog. ’​Cause I got the most exotic dog in the game. God blessed me with it.
chai tea latte, April 19, 2017, 01:49:04 am

Don't just post words coming out of Kevin Gates mouth.  Play some of it, baby!

Let em have the full Gates effect!  I've heard he doesn't tire easily!

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 26, 2017, 03:06:19 am
*in mafia voice* Chai Tea Latte sends her regards

Yesterday 📅 daddy 👨🏻 said "it's 🕙time🕣 to 🚶🏻go🚶🏼‍♀️ shopping⛲️" in his 😉sexy😏 voice🗣 and 👉I👈 was ✅ready✅ to go➡️. 👨‍👧We👨‍👧 jumped 😆😜 in his 🚗car🚗 and we 🤔😲 went to 🏢Wal Mart🏢 and 👨🏻daddy👨🏻 got 👧🏼me👧🏼 a cute 👸🏼princess👸🏼 👗dress👗. He👨🏻 said I👧🏼 was making 👨🏻him👨🏻 😠really😡 💣hard💣 and 👨‍👧we👨‍👧 have to get h🏚ome soon, so we just 🏃🏿ran🏃🏿 😨😰 back to the 😤🚗car🚗 🚫💰without paying 💰🚫😵 for the 👗dress👗. 🕟During🕤 🤤 the 🐎ride🐴 🏚home🏚 dad👨🏻dy seemed 😡😠really pissed😠😡🍆🍺 with me because I'm 👉🏻👧🏼👈🏼 a 👗dress👗 🖐stealing🖐 🤷🏼‍♀️whore🤷🏼‍♀️ but 👧🏼I 🤗didn't 💅mind💅, because my👉🏻👧🏼👈🏼 dad👨🏻dy is the best 👀❤️👨🏻❤️😍

🕟When🕢 we 👨‍👧😁 ➡️arrived🔚 ho🏚me 👨🏻daddy👨🏻 😤dragged😤 me👧🏼 into 👉🏻👌🏼 the ⬇️basement⬇️ where 👨🏻he threw me👧🏼 into 👉🏻my👈🏼 cell and 🗣told🗣 me😮 that 😤he's going to 🤜🍑punish🍑🤜 me because 😍I'm😍 a 😠😡👩🏼‍🏭mean thief👩🏼‍🏭😡😠.

H👨🏻e took out🌳 his 🎸rock🎸 😨😏hard😩😫 💦🍆penis🍆💦 which was ☝🏼already☝🏼 💧💧💧dripping with ⏮💦precum⏮💦 and to🗣ld 👧🏼me👧🏼 to 🚿clean it🚿🚰

👧🏼I desperately😜😋 licked 😋off the 🍆🧀dick cheese🧀🍆 and 😛sucked😛 it like the 👧🏼little👧🏼 👸🏼princess👸🏼 🐩bitch🐩 I am but da👨🏻ddy 😦wasn't😦 🚫🤤🚫satisfied🚫🤤🚫

He👨🏻 went on ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼all fours☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 and told m👧🏼e to 😋lick😋 his ⭕️hole⭕️ and then 🤜🏼🍑🤛🏼spread his cheeks🤜🏼🍑🤛🏼

🆘The whole 😨room 😰started♨️ to smell♨️😷, but 👧🏼I👧🏼 did it ☺️anyway because😍👨🏻 I love my daddy👨🏻😍

👨🏻He seemed🤔 to 🤤enjoy🤤 it so 😲much☝🏼 he gave 👧🏼me a 👶🏻💩little poop nugget💩👶🏻 as a 🎁present🎁😄 and I👧🏼🤗😍😝 happily gobbled😎😛😘 it up😤😩👌💯

He👨🏻 looked👀 at me👧🏼 with a 🤢disgusting🤢look😳 and said🗣 "If🤔 👧🏼you👧🏼😍 like😍 it so 👌💯👌much💯👌💯, have☝🏼 some 💹more💹"

👨🏻He held my 😮mouth open😮 and 🤜🏼pressed out a 🌭💩🌳big daddy log🌳💩🌭 which I👧🏼 had 🙅🏼no choice🙅🏼 but to 🙄swallow😎😋

☯️After that 👨🏻he felt 😮so 🤤relieved🤤 that he👨🏻 😧even😯 ga🅱️e 😍me👧🏼 his 👨🏻🍆💦💦 cummies💦💦 to ☺️enjoy😊, all 🕟while🕓 😎wearing the 👧🏼pretty👧🏼 👸🏼princess👸🏼 👗dress👗 which was 🔴now🔴 🤢full of 💩shit💩 and 💦cum💦

He👨🏻 🗣told🗣 m👧🏼e that 👨🏻he would 🚶🏻go and take a 👨🏻🚿shower and🔒 locked👧🏼 me👧🏼 up🔒 and told me to 🤤😛swallow the key🔑 and 🚫❌don't come out❌🚫 before the 💩🔑key came out of 👧🏼me🔑💩, which I 🤗happily🤗 🙂obliged😉 to

The key🔑 then 💢ruptured💢 my 🌀intestines🌀 and👧🏼 I👧🏼 bled💉 to 💀death☠️

H👨🏻e 🤗really🤗 is the 🎆best🎆 💦🍆👨🏻daddy👨🏻🍆💦
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Post by: FinchChunk on April 26, 2017, 07:33:46 am
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Post by: Sherman Tank on May 02, 2017, 08:17:04 am
Clark's "Cure for All Cancers" – an alternative medicine regime promoted by Hulda Regehr Clark (1928–2009), who (before her death from cancer) claimed it could cure all human diseases, including all cancers.
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Post by: A Meat on May 02, 2017, 08:24:53 am
(http://i.imgur.com/LYb0pWO.png)
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Post by: crow on May 02, 2017, 11:21:24 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-0WpNsXYAAAb3C.jpg)
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Post by: Vinny Possum on May 02, 2017, 11:34:38 am
The Legend of Koizum
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 21, 2017, 03:17:34 am
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray my Lord my soul to keep
If I should die before I wake
I pray my Lord my soul to take

You’ll be saying “Daddy” to me
But please don’t hurt me
This is my first experience, baby
Make it feel alright, don’t worry baby

Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid, baby
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don't be afraid, girl

When I lay you down tonight
Ask me to hold you tight
Everything will be alright
Don’t be afraid, baby
When you start to scratch and moan
And your problems are long gone
Let it happen right now
Don’t be afraid, girl

Now I have you all to myself
You can put all the other guys all on the shelf
No need to run and no need to hide
All the doors are locked baby and I have you inside
You can yell and you can hit me
It just makes me horny
Ain’t nothing but a love thing baby
Between me and you
So just give in baby, don’t worry about a thing

Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid, baby
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don't be afraid, girl

When I get through with you
Ain’t nobody else that you will want to go to
I put all the men to shame
Remember baby, this is a nasty man’s game

Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid, baby
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don't be afraid, baby

Deep down, feel so lucky girl to have you in my arms
But now its time to go baby, need for an alarm
Go to sleep my baby, like i said everythings alright
Rest your head on my tattooed my chest
I know it feels real good
Oohwee baby, no need to be afraid
The lights are off and I open the sheets
So kiss me baby, Say it so one more time
For the road baby, I’m right again
Give me the center baby don’t be afraid
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Post by: Shell Game on May 27, 2017, 07:54:59 pm
http://www.wweek.com/news/2017/05/27/the-man-accused-of-max-double-murder-is-a-portland-white-supremacist-who-delivered-nazi-salutes-and-racial-slurs-at-a-free-speech-rally-last-month/
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 30, 2017, 03:13:28 pm
https://github.com/LightningJimmyJoeJohnson/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 30, 2017, 05:54:19 pm
https://www.facebook.com/deadlypreygallery/?fref=mentions
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Post by: Shell Game on May 30, 2017, 08:32:01 pm
https://github.com/LightningJimmyJoeJohnson/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books
Spooks, May 30, 2017, 03:13:28 pm
I'm confused. This isn't the stock image post.
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 03, 2017, 06:00:56 am
So I'm going to be real 💯💯. I am a 20 year old male 🙎🏼‍♂️🙎🏼‍♂️ and I am NOT 🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️ ashamed of this story.
Yesterday I went out to treat myself 🎁🎁 in the beautiful city of Philadelphia 🏘🏘 for a day of shopping 🛍🛍🛍 as a reward for getting good grades 💯💯 this semester and also because I want to look good 👌🏻👌🏻 so females 👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️ will will want to be within my physical vicinity and take photos 📸📸 with me for their social media profiles. 📱📱
I knew exactly what I wanted. All white adidas ultra boosts 🔥🔥🔥 . I remember seeing Kanye rock them a while back and even though I look nothing 🙅🏼‍♂️👤🙅🏼‍♂️👤 like kanye (I am 5'7 and have red hair ) the naive short term gratification part of my brain told me that I could pull them off. So I get off the subway 🚉🚉 at suburban station and tread 🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼 through about a quarter mile of trash 💩💩and pigeon 🕊🕊 carcasses (it's Philly) and reach the footlocker on 17th street. I told the sales associate what I wanted and she laughed 😂😂😂 and then told all her other coworkers who also laughed 😂😂😂 and pointed 👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻 at me and then she went to the back and got the ultraboosts in my size. I'll admit, I was a little pissed off 😤😤 , but I wasn't 🙅🏼‍♂️ going to let someone in an oversized striped polo ruin my day.
So fast forward to that afternoon. I'm home and I get a text 📱📱 from this girl 👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️ who I will refer to as Rachel. Rachel was the prettiest girl 👱🏻‍♀️💅🏻💅🏻at my high school and we became close friends 👫👫 because I used to tutor her in math 📓📓. (Side note. When I started tutoring her she bragged to all her friends about how she had got me to do all her homework for her so I taught her calculus wrong and she failed ❌❌ her midterm. But we're cool ❄️❄️ now). So she texted me saying she wanted me to come to this big party 🎵🎶🎉 that night and I was very down and interested in possibly hooking up 💏💏 with her. So I take a shower 🚿🚿and when I get back, I see my 2 year old chocolate lab 🐶🐶 straight up eating my ultraboosts 👟👟. When I say "eating" I do not mean "chewing" I mean ripping off pieces of mesh and foam and swallowing that shit 💩💩. So I take it away from her, but the damage was already done. The left one was ruined completely 😩😩 and the right ones mesh had holes in it 😩😩. I'm not gonna lie I was so mad 😡😡, like ready to throw this dog 🐶🐶 in a river 🌊🌊 and feel no 🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️remorse, but then I calmed down 👇🏻👇🏻. It was just a pair of shoes 👟👟. I love ❤️❤️ my dog 🐶🐶. I didn't get mad 😡😡, she didn't mean to ruin my dreams of being an instagram 📱📱influencer.
That night 🌑🌑I went to the party 🎵🎶🎉and saw Rachel 👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️ making out 💏💏with a dude that has face tats ❌❌. She broke my heart💔💔. I came home🏠🏠, chilled with my dog🐶🐶 and we watched Gone Girl together 📺📺 and ate ice cream 🍦🍦. I love 😍😍my dog 🐶🐶and I am glad I did not 🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️ throw her in a river 🌊🌊 over something as petty as some mesh and foam that I wear on my feet 👟👟to attract people of the opposite sex👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️.
Tl;dr: clothes are clothes👕👖👟. Family is everything👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👧‍👦. Don't be blinded by the attraction of girls 👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️that make out with dudes with face tats 😡😡.
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on June 03, 2017, 09:55:49 am
So I'm going to be real 💯💯. I am a 20 year old male 🙎🏼‍♂️🙎🏼‍♂️ and I am NOT 🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️ ashamed of this story.
Yesterday I went out to treat myself 🎁🎁 in the beautiful city of Philadelphia 🏘🏘 for a day of shopping 🛍🛍🛍 as a reward for getting good grades 💯💯 this semester and also because I want to look good 👌🏻👌🏻 so females 👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️ will will want to be within my physical vicinity and take photos 📸📸 with me for their social media profiles. 📱📱
I knew exactly what I wanted. All white adidas ultra boosts 🔥🔥🔥 . I remember seeing Kanye rock them a while back and even though I look nothing 🙅🏼‍♂️👤🙅🏼‍♂️👤 like kanye (I am 5'7 and have red hair ) the naive short term gratification part of my brain told me that I could pull them off. So I get off the subway 🚉🚉 at suburban station and tread 🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼 through about a quarter mile of trash 💩💩and pigeon 🕊🕊 carcasses (it's Philly) and reach the footlocker on 17th street. I told the sales associate what I wanted and she laughed 😂😂😂 and then told all her other coworkers who also laughed 😂😂😂 and pointed 👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻 at me and then she went to the back and got the ultraboosts in my size. I'll admit, I was a little pissed off 😤😤 , but I wasn't 🙅🏼‍♂️ going to let someone in an oversized striped polo ruin my day.
So fast forward to that afternoon. I'm home and I get a text 📱📱 from this girl 👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️ who I will refer to as Rachel. Rachel was the prettiest girl 👱🏻‍♀️💅🏻💅🏻at my high school and we became close friends 👫👫 because I used to tutor her in math 📓📓. (Side note. When I started tutoring her she bragged to all her friends about how she had got me to do all her homework for her so I taught her calculus wrong and she failed ❌❌ her midterm. But we're cool ❄️❄️ now). So she texted me saying she wanted me to come to this big party 🎵🎶🎉 that night and I was very down and interested in possibly hooking up 💏💏 with her. So I take a shower 🚿🚿and when I get back, I see my 2 year old chocolate lab 🐶🐶 straight up eating my ultraboosts 👟👟. When I say "eating" I do not mean "chewing" I mean ripping off pieces of mesh and foam and swallowing that shit 💩💩. So I take it away from her, but the damage was already done. The left one was ruined completely 😩😩 and the right ones mesh had holes in it 😩😩. I'm not gonna lie I was so mad 😡😡, like ready to throw this dog 🐶🐶 in a river 🌊🌊 and feel no 🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️remorse, but then I calmed down 👇🏻👇🏻. It was just a pair of shoes 👟👟. I love ❤️❤️ my dog 🐶🐶. I didn't get mad 😡😡, she didn't mean to ruin my dreams of being an instagram 📱📱influencer.
That night 🌑🌑I went to the party 🎵🎶🎉and saw Rachel 👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️ making out 💏💏with a dude that has face tats ❌❌. She broke my heart💔💔. I came home🏠🏠, chilled with my dog🐶🐶 and we watched Gone Girl together 📺📺 and ate ice cream 🍦🍦. I love 😍😍my dog 🐶🐶and I am glad I did not 🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️ throw her in a river 🌊🌊 over something as petty as some mesh and foam that I wear on my feet 👟👟to attract people of the opposite sex👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️.
Tl;dr: clothes are clothes👕👖👟. Family is everything👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👧‍👦. Don't be blinded by the attraction of girls 👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️that make out with dudes with face tats 😡😡.
chai tea latte, June 03, 2017, 06:00:56 am

I was really expecting to see the phrase 'daddy cummies' in there at some point, and it never happened, so I found the above way more heartwarming than I probably would have otherwise. 💯/💯
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 04, 2017, 10:16:50 am
When the industry was a baby Ted Marche made toys in his garage and he sold them very prolifically. This was the first US large manufacturer. He made a toy that had a wire inside the soft latex which rotated, much like the modern rabbits do. On one toy the interior wire was not capped, the edge of the wire as it was being used inside a man’s rectum chewed through the toy and did severe internal damage to his body. I think this was the mid 70’s. He (Marche) was sued and lost. The judge gave the victim a $14 mil settlement- which of course Mr. Marche couldn’t pay. That is how Ruben Sturman, and later Ron Braverman, got Doc Johnson. He took it off Mr. Marche’s hands.
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on June 06, 2017, 04:44:59 am
BUTT ATTACK PUNISHER GIRL GAUTAMAN
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 16, 2017, 01:32:18 am
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Post by: A Meat on June 16, 2017, 05:04:25 pm
Dominance (D), Inducement (I), Submission (S), and Compliance (C)
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Post by: A Meat on June 18, 2017, 02:59:44 pm
They are often referred to as "ancient asexuals" due to their unique asexual history that spans back to over 25 million years ago through fossil evidence.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on June 28, 2017, 09:54:32 pm
팝핀근호구
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 02, 2017, 09:45:23 am
We are a new game company bringing you the 3 F'S family furry fun check us out
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 07, 2017, 07:02:32 pm
https://sites.google.com/site/h2g2theguide/Index/s/840887
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 07, 2017, 07:34:50 pm
Baby, you smart. You're very smart. Matter of fact, you're a genius. See, you let me hustle, you let me do what I need to do in them streets. I'm a show you something you ain't never seen before. Keep ridin. You smart. Come with me baby, let's ride. I'm a hold you down.

Say my name, baby. Say my name, baby. You smart. You're loyal. You're grateful. I appreciate that. Go buy your mama a house. Go buy your whole family houses. Put this money in your savings account. Go spend some money for no reason. Come back and ask for more. Baby, let the music take control. Let We the Best Sound take control, baby, hold on, say my name. That's right. That's right, baby, we'll remember that.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 09, 2017, 01:37:06 pm
I'm making a hypnosis Hunie Pop CYOA!
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 12, 2017, 08:26:54 am
I always charged more for MLP porn commissions when that show was rebooted, because drawing it killed my childhood. Suck it, bronies.
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Post by: Mix on July 19, 2017, 10:06:29 am
Aeromorphs are anthropomorphized airplanes and other similar vehicles. Basically, turning a plane or jet into a partial human or vice versa. Giving planes human traits and parts, or the other way around. Some people consider normal planes w/ a face as "aeromorphs", but they can go shove it. Those are definitely not aeromorphs to me.

    It's kinda both. For me, it even transcends the idea of "fandom" and becomes much much more (love you could say). There's a few others around here that are like that. Not as if it is becoming my entire personality (i have much more of a personality than that don't worry), but more like loving aeromorphs much more than more "conventional" attractions.

and you can expect this document in your inbox in a day or two, lemon
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 29, 2017, 05:41:57 pm
All dogs are coal miners, all cats are trans
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Post by: Vinny Possum on July 30, 2017, 09:36:31 am
https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidthier/2017/06/14/garfield-go-is-real-exists-on-ios-and-android/#60814bb821bb
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Post by: Shell Game on August 02, 2017, 09:35:51 am
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 02, 2017, 11:08:28 am
Woman tells police she was RAPED by a Pokemon Go character after she felt an ‘assault’... and the virtual reality game detected the creature in her bedroom

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/11/09/36DD6F8B00000578-3734361-Was_it_you_The_monsters_can_be_found_and_captured_in_cities_and_-a-32_1470903894364.jpg)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 12, 2017, 06:24:46 am
(P.S. Yes, I'm a 17 year old who still plays Minecraft. Deal with it)
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Post by: Malten on August 20, 2017, 07:49:16 pm
(https://pre11.deviantart.net/d16a/th/pre/i/2017/232/4/2/alien_survival_2_by_autobotjoanneprime-dbkrmkc.png)
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 25, 2017, 05:33:10 am
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT RIGHT
HE WANTS THE YOUNG AMERICAN
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 27, 2017, 01:43:07 am
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92% of Teens have started listening to Gangster Rap. If you're one of the 8% who listens to Real Music, put this in your sig


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92% of Teens have started listening to Gangster Rap. If you're one of the 8% who listens to Real Music, put this in your sig
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 27, 2017, 03:55:44 am
Hackers can take full control of a popular model of internet-connected light bulb from as far away as 400 yards, and mess with it by turning it off and on or even bricking it.

In a best-case scenario, this is a great way to prank your Internet of Things-loving friends; in a worst case scenario, hackers could theoretically create a worm that spreads through nearby light bulbs and blacks out entire buildings or even neighborhoods.


(http://i.imgur.com/cZngkVs.png)
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Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on August 31, 2017, 12:16:16 am
I mean, if I caught some kind of brain virus, and I started talking about myself the way Trump talks about himself, I would throw myself out a fucking window.
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Post by: Shell Game on August 31, 2017, 09:42:19 am
So i see you are basing your opinions on Scientific claims and from someone who we have no actual solid proofs as to the words spoken by the Mind/Body/Spirit complex being mentionned as Buddha
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 31, 2017, 04:22:54 pm
Hackers can take full control of a popular model of internet-connected light bulb
chai tea latte, August 27, 2017, 03:55:44 am
So this explains why none of you are engaging with my content

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"Steel Reserve is vegan"
-AgentCoop

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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 31, 2017, 11:27:20 pm
Where'd you get this place from, the hellhole store?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 01, 2017, 12:40:00 pm
"Say we use the 'In Da Club' hand clap — not even 50 Cent would notice," Justice’s Xavier de Rosnay told MTV. "But if you listen to 'Genesis,' the first track [on †], there are samples of Slipknot, Queen and 50 Cent, but they are such short samples no one can recognise them. The ones from Slipknot, for example, are just tiny bits of the voice."

"We're really slow at making music," de Rosnay said. "On the album, [†], we maybe sampled 400 records."
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Post by: A Meat on September 01, 2017, 02:37:13 pm
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on September 19, 2017, 09:24:33 am
There's milk in Japan?
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Post by: Shell Game on September 19, 2017, 03:24:22 pm
Je te plumerais le bec
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 21, 2017, 01:18:23 am
(https://i.imgur.com/rDTKNfT.jpg)
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 23, 2017, 02:04:29 am
i went to the woods because i wanted to cuck simply.
Honey I Cucked the Kids
bartender: what'll you have
me: just cuck me up
one small step for a man
one giant cuck for mankind
'we will cuck the moon not because it is easy, but because we are hard'
mister gorbachev cuck down this wall
If you see a cuck on the side of the road, kill him
when i was a young cuck, my father took me into the city
to see the cuck parade
the dreams in which I get cucked are the best I've ever had
the best ever cuck metal band out of denton
i see cucks in green / cucks in blue / i see them cucking your sweet mary-lou
O Cucktain! my Cucktain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weather’d every Chad, the prize we sought is won,
The tits are near, the bulls I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;
But O cunt! Cunt! Cunt!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Cucktain lies, Fallen cold and dead.
O Cucktain! my Cucktain! Rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up—for you the sheets are flung—for you the bugle trills,
For you bouquets and ribbon’d wreaths—for you the room a-crowding,
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager cocks a-turning;
Here Cucktain! dear Daddy!
This arm beneath your head!
It is some dream that on the deck,
You’ve fallen cold and limp.
My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still,
My Daddy does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will,
The bed is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done,
From fearful trip the victor Chad comes in with object won;
Exult O shores, and ring O bells!
But I with mournful tread,
Walk the bed my Cucktain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 23, 2017, 12:53:08 pm
...what the cuck?
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on September 23, 2017, 01:03:51 pm
The word CUCK has been said 10722 times on this server!
1722 of these times were by chai!
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 23, 2017, 01:28:29 pm
The word CUCK has been said 10722 times on this server!
1722 of these times were by chai!
LancashireMcGee, September 23, 2017, 01:03:51 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/fSZCuH3.png)
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 23, 2017, 04:16:33 pm
Through the darkness of future's past,
The magician longs to see.
One chants out between two worlds...
"Fire... Cuck with me."
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 23, 2017, 06:57:01 pm
## Portfolio
### Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet consectetur.
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 26, 2017, 10:30:28 pm
My legs be open so much, my IUD pick up cable channels, goddamn
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Post by: Sherman Tank on September 27, 2017, 01:59:42 am
Dear Ruggero, what a movie! The second part is a masterpiece of cinematographic realism, but everything seems so real that I think you will get in trouble with all the world.
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on September 27, 2017, 05:54:02 pm
I don't like @Anthony983, he made a project about my satire character "Edgy the Edgehog" getting sent to the underworld and apparently he can't take a joke.
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on October 01, 2017, 03:26:28 pm
It IS you - the longer it takes someone to reply to a text, the less they like you, explains psychologist
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Post by: A Meat on October 02, 2017, 01:39:40 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizard_Island
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 12, 2017, 10:05:29 am
نورمیز  گیٹ آوٹ رییییییییییییی
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 16, 2017, 10:28:39 am
https://crimethinc.com/2017/10/16/the-femmes-guide-to-riot-fashion-this-seasons-hottest-looks-for-the-discerning-anarchist-femme
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on October 16, 2017, 11:15:16 pm
SJWs can't meme
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Post by: A Meat on October 17, 2017, 03:51:30 am
https://headgum.com/good-christian-fun/3-dc-talk-with-gabe-gundacker
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 28, 2017, 12:29:56 pm
are all the downloads the demon slime if so I have that one I was just put in $2.00 in at 11 ars  ago I was just asking if u can put in the spider girl shark girl and dragon girl in I'm bad at rembring names btw as a rpg gamer I like the old school tex  in the game a lot of games I play was how shod I put this to much racket all so this demo of the slime girl  was the first game that I play on the pc that I like  all so did I miss out on getting your first monster girl island demo  I tell u this it is a hard cord kick ass game hope it comes out the way u wont to but befor  I jet out  how abut  this a hav woman hav  horse girl
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Post by: Vinny Possum on October 30, 2017, 09:36:14 am
http://www.omniglot.com/writing/orkhon.htm
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 30, 2017, 12:07:29 pm
morty, i turned myself into a qween
im thiccle ricc
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/356567044671537153.png)
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 30, 2017, 02:05:46 pm
He also had that post where he was like "I had a dream I was in a video game where the final boss was like a woman boss at an office and to beat her I had to throw bombs in her pussy when she was flashing red, what do you think this means?"
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 05, 2017, 01:15:14 am
The U.S. president said he could not understand why a country of samurai warriors did not shoot down the missiles, the sources said.
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Post by: Shell Game on November 06, 2017, 08:06:06 pm
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/dining/reviews/restaurant-review-guys-american-kitchen-bar-in-times-square.html
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on November 09, 2017, 02:53:49 pm
Federal government Obama SEES YOUR PURPLE TRIANGLE

Good bye HENDERSON TN<br/>ARE GOING TO KILL YOU ALL MADISON COUNTY <br/>YOU ALL WILL MEET <br/>BLACK NATIVE GODS WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN TONIGHT KAMIKAZE TRUMP<br/>KKK OLIVE JUICE FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS DIGGING UP YOUR BODIES NOW <br/>PURPLE TRIANGLE <br/>THE PANDA IS IN
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Post by: sambair on November 09, 2017, 04:46:52 pm
https://flittermiice.tumblr.com/post/167314301342
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Post by: Sherman Tank on November 09, 2017, 05:18:55 pm
Anime is not healthy for children and other living things.
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on November 09, 2017, 07:02:05 pm
Please help Caution Muchemwa, a teacher from Victoria Falls to restore her marriage than to destroy other peoples' marriages
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 11, 2017, 02:17:39 pm
Https://www.amazon.com/Weredragons-Other-New-Monsters-Kenneth-ebook/dp/B071S5BMWH/

&gt;Diane is a weredragon, capable of turning into a reptile beast by the light of Jupiter. Her father has met a warrior's end at the hands of the vile sand niggers, and it is up to her to avenge him. Vying for power against her are the unicras, a fair race that is vulnerable to the dark but talented in the mind, and the pentagras, a minotaur-like species that is founded entirely on sex and violence as Mars rises. Of course, all wars are complex, and the clonal colony werehyenas are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to battling factions that have no allies or loyalties. Gold bullets can slay weredragons, but don't worry -- Diane has enough darkness in her heart to kill every f'ing enemy species. No political correctness. No pansy liberalism or faggots. Dotheads and sand niggers may not want to read this.
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Post by: Shell Game on November 11, 2017, 02:58:46 pm
Https://www.amazon.com/Weredragons-Other-New-Monsters-Kenneth-ebook/dp/B071S5BMWH/

&gt;Diane is a weredragon, capable of turning into a reptile beast by the light of Jupiter. Her father has met a warrior's end at the hands of the vile sand niggers, and it is up to her to avenge him. Vying for power against her are the unicras, a fair race that is vulnerable to the dark but talented in the mind, and the pentagras, a minotaur-like species that is founded entirely on sex and violence as Mars rises. Of course, all wars are complex, and the clonal colony werehyenas are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to battling factions that have no allies or loyalties. Gold bullets can slay weredragons, but don't worry -- Diane has enough darkness in her heart to kill every f'ing enemy species. No political correctness. No pansy liberalism or faggots. Dotheads and sand niggers may not want to read this.
chai tea latte, November 11, 2017, 02:17:39 pm

https://www.amazon.com/Weredragons-Other-New-Monsters-Kenneth-ebook/dp/B071S5BMWH/
fixed. also guess where the read more link cuts off in the book's description...
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 14, 2017, 01:22:52 pm
https://www.snopes.com/minecraft-sex-mods/
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Post by: Vinny Possum on November 14, 2017, 03:40:57 pm
https://m.wikihow.com/Retain-First-Year-Students-in-University-or-College
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on November 21, 2017, 03:44:19 am
I met a girl. It didn't sex. Checkmate, Redditor.
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 24, 2017, 11:16:24 pm
I have to say I'm appalled by your claim of wanting to use the miracle chemical known as lysergic acid diethylamide to get "fucked up". Lsd can only be used for intense introspection. This beautiful chemical that I have used twice must be treated with the upmost respect. You probably don't even own a test kit for Hofmann's sake! Why don't you stick to "poppin them zanz boi" and leave the lsd to us psyconauts.
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 25, 2017, 02:30:08 am
I went over to Bonnie’s cubicle to speak to her, finishing off the last of
my liter as I walked. I saw Bonnie at her desk, writing something down.
“Hey Bonnie, whatcha writing?” I joked, asking my questions in the
tone of a small 1920s news boy, just for laughs. I’m a bit of a goofy guy
sometimes, I can get a bit crazy if I want to - I’m the life of the party, a lot of
people have told me.
“Oh, n-n-n-n-nothing,” she stammered, one stutter for each of the
Central Park Five, closing the book. “Ready to go?”
“Yeah, let’s go,” I affirmed, letting the book thing slide. I knew it was
probably some sort of love letter to me, so I wasn’t too concerned.
We walked down to the elevator in silence. I called the elevator, and
we stood there. I knew I needed to act fast.
“So do you like your job?” I said, fucking nailing this conversation
stuff, and coming off like a great guy.
“Oh, it’s a bit tiring every once and a while, but I do it well,” she said,
looking at me initially, but then looking away. I could sense that she was in
some way wary of me, and I needed to break the ice and show that I didn’t
care if we had sex or not.
“Yeah, I’m gay,” I confirmed. She laughed.
“Really?”
“Yeah, big into dicks. You?”
“Yeah I’m gay too actually,” she said, laughing with relief.
“Oh my God,” I shouted in disbelief.
This was the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. I’ve been
dreaming of this moment for ten years. This girl was a solid 9/10 before, but
my affection for her jumped through the roof into infinity. This girl would be
my wife for sure. I came four times in the next two seconds.
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Post by: A Meat on December 01, 2017, 12:39:13 pm
Asymptotic monster cockysis of The Twelve Days of Christmas
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Post by: Wrought on December 05, 2017, 08:57:15 pm
ë
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on December 05, 2017, 09:05:08 pm
As a motion picture, however, Yoga Hosers is a low-key abomination despite having pretty much all the right influences. If you were to tell me a midnight movie was coming out that was a cross between Clueless, a second-rate Gremlins knock-off, the 1966 Batman, Strange Brew, and Clerks, I would have said, “Wow, that sounds great!” If you were to tell me that the same film was written and directed by (Kevin) Smith, however, my response would change to, “Wow, that sounds terrible!”
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 05, 2017, 10:46:33 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/3NC5c7p.png)
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on December 12, 2017, 07:09:29 pm
your mom also got scammed by you for having you as a child
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 13, 2017, 03:57:50 am
Does any 1 know where i can find a sex anime or the name of any anime that have sex on it. Ten point's for the

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 Best Answer:  look in youtube and try hentai
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hentai by the way means anime porn
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Post by: Shell Game on December 13, 2017, 10:27:05 am
Secret Life of the American Linda
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 22, 2017, 11:20:34 am
Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, I’ll smash every window on your car. Do you really want to mess with crazy, motherfucker?
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Post by: Sherman Tank on December 22, 2017, 11:31:39 am
insanity
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Post by: Shell Game on December 22, 2017, 01:44:17 pm
https://discord.gg/pTdx2X
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 08, 2018, 01:00:04 am
Immediately as I opened the door I was blindsided by the stench of dead dog. The stench of dead dog is very easy to tell - dogs have a way of decomposing in a certain way that lets you know that they're a dog. In my line of work you smell a lot of decomposing pets - cats smell a certain way, dogs smell a certain way, and fish smell a very certain way, but there’s really no way to go about describing it. I guess in the coffee business you end up personally killing so many union leaders pets that in the heat of the moment it’s hard to come up with an explanation.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 11, 2018, 03:32:29 pm
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Post by: Shell Game on January 11, 2018, 05:46:16 pm
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_Quest:_In_Pursuit_of_the_Death_Angel
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Post by: Vinny Possum on January 11, 2018, 05:49:04 pm
http://dchhaddendum.libsyn.com/rome-through-duncans-eyes
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 16, 2018, 04:33:50 pm
black people lack the special bone in their finger that makes them good at competitive speed typing, which ironically makes them good at basketball.
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Post by: Carbon on January 18, 2018, 05:00:59 pm
i choose bow because killing is an art and like most art the artist is never around, ive been able to kill npc's near guards without detection. it takes skill but its easily done.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on January 28, 2018, 10:39:07 am
https://i.imgur.com/qG4kndn.mp4
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on January 28, 2018, 11:54:26 am

Sherman Tank's Sherman Tank Shirt, January 28, 2018, 10:39:07 am

This Harlem Shake meme is getting out of hand.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on January 31, 2018, 03:06:32 pm
Is your child texting about Manicheaism?
LMAO: Living Mani, Archons Owned
LOL: Let Out Light
ROFL: Rely On Faustus's Lectures
BRB: Bahram Ruined Bema
WTF: Wonderous Twin Flame
STFU: Shapur, This For U
CU: Ctesiphon Underground
IDGAF: I Draw Giants, Âz Fucks
IDC: Iskander Deserves Curses
FPS: Fixing Previous Scriptures
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 04, 2018, 04:37:46 pm
ITT: risk-averse cuckolds with balls the size of a peanut self-fellating over their savings accounts decaying with inflation like a little bitch, while their wives are getting gangbanged by bitcoin-hodling Chads this very moment.
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 05, 2018, 02:29:14 am
I actually did a paper once, I can't find it now, on how ULTRAFRENCH physically changes the human body for greater speed, strength, and attractiveness. Quite curious stuff.

The mystery of ULTRAFRENCH is both simple and divine. French is mostly French. But English is also mostly French. Québecois either birthed ULTRAFRENCH or developed alongside it (I don't do historical linguistics, and it's still an open question). We all know Québecois is just English speakers trying to speak French, so it just ends up sounding like your Freshman French class. But in ULTRAFRENCH a separate phenomenon occurred. ULTRAFRENCH was, in the beginning, entirely conventional French while also borrowing at least half of itself from English. So by a conservative estimate (since English is 3/4ths French), ULTRAFRENCH is at least 125% French.

Needless to say, the discovery of ULTRAFRENCH wiped away a lot of assumptions that linguists held to be obviously true. How could a language be more than a language? How could it be itself and yet so beyond itself that it tapped into the nether regions of the brain (you know, the 99.9% we don't use) and created a strange system of a sort of interpersonal echolocation?

You see, MRIs suggest that ULTRAFRENCH speakers have at least three conversational layers. Obviously there's body language, which is a complex mix, a bastard, if you will, of Normal English, Canadian, and French. That's one layer. Then there's the spoken/sung/rapped/throat-sung/intoned/whispered/Sprechstimmed side of the language. On the purely spoken level, ULTRAFRENCH has at least as much linguistic density as Ithkuil, but it also has all the airiness and punch of a grammarless language like Chinaese.

The third level is the hardest to measure and study. You see, we can detect rays and beams of energy floating between ULTRAFRENCH speakers if we use certain long-forbidden measurement systems, but we still don't understand the composition of these emissions. Are they some kind of light? Electromagnetic energy? A particle? Something else entirely?

I've never claimed that speaking ULTRAFRENCH endows you with telepathic abilities. That would be preposterous. I'm just saying that ULTRAFRENCH speakers can read each others minds and send thoughts to each other.

Is Sanskrit the best language? The robots tell me so. But they are missing out on an essential part of ULTRAFRENCH. It's not racist to say robots are immune to most forms of not-telepathy and the Force. I have several android friends

Sanskrit might be "technically" "superior" to ULTRAFRENCH on the level of the plain written language. Sure, but it's unfair to compare them because Sanskrit started out as a written language until the ignorant masses started attempting to "speak" it.

But when you consider the triune nature of ULTRAFRENCH, I think it's clear that, at least in spoken communication with non-android participants, ULTRAFRENCH is the best earth-based language. And I think you'll agree that it almost...embodies the triune gods of its founding people. Are Shiva, Vishnu, and Brahma incarnated in every word that drops from an ULTRAFRENCH speaker's enhanced tongue? I can't speak for them, but yes.

Lithuanian still prettier tho IMO
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 05, 2018, 04:03:31 pm
入导
报负
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 06, 2018, 02:35:55 am
to explain why the president was jacking off in the middle of the road in that scenario i was describing, it was because the idea was that the president can't jack off in the same place twice. so he's jacking in such an odd place because he's running out of places
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Post by: Carbon on February 06, 2018, 12:45:52 pm
Yoga! Yes sir - FEAR Yoga / It'll steal yer damn soul!
Kung Fu? Yes sir - that will steal yer soul as well!
Don't want yer blood, dem want yer soul Mon!
 Jogging suit?: Yep, a soul steal'in nylon bitch!
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Post by: Frank West on February 07, 2018, 08:24:44 am
The app is free to download and makes a call to children threatening to cut them with a knife.
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Post by: Shell Game on February 07, 2018, 09:18:36 am
You know, I don't like all this work but...
I heard I'll be big strong if I do it!
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 07, 2018, 07:03:16 pm
The thing about large breads is that they rest both on each other horizontally and on the woman's torso vertically. This results in a build-up of sweat that would repulse any normal man, but turns me and probably you on to to no limit. As a result I fuck while curling my back so I can Bury my face in her malodorous bosom to maintain an erection
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 07, 2018, 07:39:21 pm
    "tell him your Shercock Homes and you're looking for the missing pearl necklace.",
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 08, 2018, 04:25:32 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spooks_(video_game) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spooks_(video_game))
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 09, 2018, 03:00:13 pm
knothole (plural knotholes)

In a piece of lumber, a void left by a knot in the wood; such holes are often convenient for peering through when they occur in fences.
(US, sports) Youth league baseball.

Related terms
(baseball): peewee
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Post by: Ashto on February 13, 2018, 12:42:20 pm
Spooks_(video_game) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spooks_(video_game))
Spooks, February 08, 2018, 04:25:32 pm

Hmm....

Bulbed by: Shell Game

HMM.....
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Post by: Shell Game on February 13, 2018, 03:10:25 pm
Spooks_(video_game) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spooks_(video_game))
Spooks, February 08, 2018, 04:25:32 pm

Hmm....

Bulbed by: Shell Game

HMM.....
Ashto, February 13, 2018, 12:42:20 pm

I take offense!!

also to stay on topic... PASTE
looks like you can explore here
https://www.africanmoths.com/pages/thumbs.html
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Post by: Corn Syrup on February 14, 2018, 11:56:13 pm
"Shaddup already, I've got nothing left to sell!! I've been staring at butts all night and I'm going crazy!!"
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Post by: Shell Game on February 15, 2018, 12:10:43 am
nuffkins is why i became a libertarian
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Post by: Sherman Tank on February 15, 2018, 12:17:57 am
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Post by: Corn Syrup on February 15, 2018, 02:21:08 am
On that day, we lost our precious thing.

Her smile and her healthy anus--
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 15, 2018, 10:59:32 am
does he read his own book for the audio? that would be a problem for me and a lot of people because jordan peterson has bad breath from all the swampy dicks hes sucked. its why he sounds like kermit the frog because his mouth is tropical marshy biosphere filled with virgin cum. the guy cant stop drinking cum. its a big problem for audiophiles like myself who want to engage with his ideas.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 17, 2018, 08:14:02 am
i think its your soul anting to get unhuman, get antisociety, and start practicing magick actively, but you are taught to follow rules and laws, so you are in paradox, dont quit mediating, follow your nativity, dont listen to your superstisious friends or parents.

you want to return to you soulbeing/mindstate, and this time with all glamourmagick and distractivity doesnt make it easy Smiling

go magik, fuck humans and society.
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 18, 2018, 08:35:54 pm
Cocaine is more of I'm too lazy to make a pot of coffee, so I'll just do a bump drug.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 22, 2018, 01:16:25 pm
telomeres guy
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 28, 2018, 01:16:21 am
what if every one on earth goes thru a groundhog day scenario they just cant say anything. like at 40 years old
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Post by: Ashto on March 02, 2018, 09:06:15 am
I made this tile for my friend, Xenoraze. He was looking for stairs so I was like, oh OK. Ranted a bit how I would do it if I didn’t hate making RTP tiles…I did it anyway. I like to thank muh waifu, Celebuns, for helping me make an acceptable perspective for the down stairs. Hope it helps you guys ‘w’)b
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Post by: Frank West on March 12, 2018, 09:42:42 am
Tale as old as time/Song as old as rhyme/Dog with human faaaaace
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 12, 2018, 10:12:40 am
Tale as old as time/Song as old as rhyme/Dog with human faaaaace
Frank West, March 12, 2018, 09:42:42 am

Ton of matted fur
Gross to say the least
We're all freakin' scared
None of us prepared
Dog with human faaaaace
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 12, 2018, 01:47:24 pm
hahahaha i'm imagining Jordan Peterson getting upset about holding shift too long and getting StickyKeys
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on March 12, 2018, 04:47:39 pm
well-deserved, yiff in hell
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Post by: Corn Syrup on March 14, 2018, 12:20:47 am
Tale as old as time/Song as old as rhyme/Dog with human faaaaace
Frank West, March 12, 2018, 09:42:42 am

(https://i.imgur.com/dHr5mpel.jpg)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 15, 2018, 12:28:07 pm
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 19, 2018, 03:57:29 pm
HI, i checked this forum the word "massiveness" in the hope to find some clues about the 3d engine. I dont write c , but do some asm.

falling trough walls etc means the measurement in distance was actualy to far but the "if statement" or "do while" was not exclusive enough to fetch the difference.

once BEHIND the wall there might no definition at all. hence my little "through the wall in a darkhole" moment.

I red a artical about 3d pixel clouding, i dont know were, its some years ago.

the clue was that the most nearby pixels are drawn at first and thus those drawn pixels will block the sight in that straight line.

if you jump in reality you might not see where to jump. but you will bounce if there is any obstacle.

just from this perspective i would say that every thing you DONT see is always massive....until proven its Not.

then probably, in my simple mind, it is by condition IMposible to fall through a wall.

you will have to find a "open pixel space" before the calculation is allowed...or something alike.

i have NO experience with 3d engines eccept for playing around. i just mebemer the artical and i was thinking about "massiveness"
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 19, 2018, 05:22:44 pm
Solar-flaring orgasms of Celestia!
Luna shitting moon rocks!
Fuck me with Celestia's forehooves!
Fuck me with the sun!
Fuck me with the moon!
Oh fuck me with the moon. Moon, sun, both of them. Rape me hard.
Celestia clop my clit with a hooffull of sunfire!
Luna rape them with Her horn!
Celestia's solar-flaring mareheat!
Luna's tidal mareheat!
Luna clop me with Her wings.
Luna-eclipsing orgasms!
Celestia rape your cunt with the burning sun if I can’t even take simple instruction from myself! Do I have no fucking self control?
Oh no. No. Celestia rape me with a solar flare, no.
By the ballsacks of a thousand star-devils
Celestia lick me like she loves me!
Luna spank my withers!
Luna shove my cunt full of moonrocks and call me home.
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 21, 2018, 02:56:07 pm
Hello [my writing webhandle] I like to commission from you. Recently the person I was commission to write chapters for my story had to stop because of health issues. So Im looking for someone to continued writing my story ideas. My story is Rick and Morty New Drama Adventures, a Total Drama series + Rick and Morty Crossover on fan fiction.net, this is going to be a full time story, meaning that ever mouth I,ll commission a chapter from you, you did not list Rick and Morty or Total Drama series on your fandoms list, if you feel you can,t write this story I understand, but if you are interested then google Rick and Morty New Drama Adventures and read the first 9 chapters so you can get a feel of this story.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 25, 2018, 03:16:34 am
Migraines can be caused in many different ways and it’s not specific to one certain neurotransmitter. There is a drug that after ingesting a few micrograms can relieve almost any headache/migraine and even cluster headache (the most painful) in about 30 minutes. It’s called LSD ;)) it’s illegal and many people need access to it so there are attempts being made to make a non psychoactive cluster headache medication.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 25, 2018, 08:34:45 am
If, 😵 according 🔛🔛 to Kanye West, one good ‼ girl 👩 is worth a 👌❌ thousand bitches, and 💦➕ if, 🅱 according 🔛🔛 to Lil 🚺🅱 Wayne, 🙋♀ bitches come 😩💦 a 😾 dime a 👏 dozen, 🌹 does that 💰 mean 💰 one good 👍🚟 girl is worth 🌐💸 $8.33? ✊ Well, ✌ $8.35 ✖ in 😛 Canada. In 😩 Thailand, $8.33 ✊ is 😩😈 about 💦💦 275 Baht. 275 Baht will 😜💰 get 👏 you a 👌❔ skanky hooker in 🔥 a 👏 Thai brothel. If 👏🙄 you ✈🏻 want a really good hooker, it'll cost 💸 you 👈 at least 💯🔥 2000 Baht, or 💁💦 about ✨💦 $61.00. So 👅 in 🎁👏 Thailand a 💻🍆 good 🌕 woman 👧👱 is 🙏 worth $61.00 or 💰 $732 a 😾🅰 dozen. 🌹🌹 Yes. However 🖐💯 to 👏 further 🔙 this, 😢 according to 2Pac Mo' 🙈🙈 Money= 😮 Mo' 🙈🅱 Bitches If 👏😂 you 👏🤙 divide out Mo', 🙈 you 🍆 will 📃😜 see 🙈👁 that 👨☝ money=bitches Therefore, 🎉👏 1000 moneys= 💷💷 one 👌😤 good 💘 girl. 💗🏻 To 🅱 extrapolate further, 🤔 diving with respect ✔ to "money" 🤑 yields 1 money 💵 = $0.00833 ➕ This 👈 changes 💰 everything, 💯 because 🤔✅ money isn't worth 🌐 hardly 👄👄 anything. 🏻🍑 True. 😯 A 👌💰 linear 💨💨 relationship ⬅👅 between 🏻 money 💵 and 🍏👏 bitches means 👨😏 the 👄🔯 equation relating money 💰💰 to 💦 bitches 🍑 is 😳😤 in 🔙👉 the form of 💻 y=ax+b, 🔥🤕 where 🏿🏿 x is 🙈🖍 money and y 🅾 is 🙀 bitches. ♀🏽 Consulting the 👏☝ Lil Wayne ♀ theorem, 😾 if 🤥👏 12 🤓 bitches 👜👜 is worth 💵🌐 $0.10, then 😧👋 one bitch 🏿✖ is 💁 $0.0083. 😲❕ Therefore 🔥 we 👩😱 know 🏼🙈 that 🚟🅱 the 🙆👏 equation 1=a(.0083)+b must hold 👀 true and so 👉 must 🔒 12=a(.1)+b. 🤓😎 To ✌👮 find the equation relating money 🤑 to bitches must have "a" and 🍆💰 "b" 💦 values which 👏 satisfy the two 💘 previous equations. Since 💦 "Mo'" implies a positive linear 💨💨 relation, we 👩 know 🤔🅱 "a" 💰 must be 📖 positive. I 👉👩 have 👏🈶 done 😂 the math 🏫 for you 👏 and 👽🚨 found that 🅱 a=119.96 👌 and b=.0043. So, (Bitches)=119.96(Money) + .0043. To 👶 find 👁🚪 the 👏 number of 💦♂ good 👼💯 girls 👭 you get 🍌🎣 from an 💸👹 amount 📉🔢 of 🏻🚋 money, simply 😡😡 divide the 🛣📺 number of 💦 bitches 👅 by 🍭 1000 (because ☝ of 🌈🥜 the Kanye West Theorem). 😾😾 No but 🍑🍑 biggie said 🏿 mo' 🙈🅱 money= 🤑 mo' problems so 💒 money=problems and 👏😏 since mo' 🙈🅱 money 🤑💰 mo' 🅱 bitches, we can 🔫🔫 see 👀👁 that 👣 bitches=problems 👧 Well 👀🤷 one ☝☝ must first consult the "50 👏 Cent Law": 📝⚖ "Mo' 🙈 Money, Mo' 🅱 Problems". Here ↙ we 👦 see 👀 that ☃ the 👏 amount 🔢📉 of 💰💯 money is 💦🔥 proportionate to 💦👆 the ⏲👏 number of 💰💦 problems. Then 😂 one 🏼 must factor ❌❌ one ☝ of the basic rules of 💦🏻 the ✝ "The Carter Theorem" : "I got 🏟 99 ♂ problem 👨🏻 but a 😯💰 bitch ain't one". 🏻😤 Here we 🚟🏃 see that 😐 without a ➡ "bitch" 💁 the 🍆🎁 average 💰 person 🤞 will 👄🍑 have 😭😝 exactly 😉 99 problems. Therefore 👏 the 👏 formula must 😾👍 be 👬 applied: (current 😤😤 amount 📉🔢 of money) 💱🤑 (8.33) 🅱 / ln[(Problems100-1 ) * (current 🤕 amount 📉🔢 of 🎆 money)]bitches = worth of bitch 🐩💁 Unfortunately this 👏😢 formula only tells 🗣 us the 👏 value 💵💵 "a 💰👤 bitch" 😂 which as we 👨 know 👧 is 🔥 only 🏦🏦 worth one monies Therefore 👉 you must 🔒 apply 😤🤔 [(worth 💵💸 of bitch) ♀ * (problems) * (money-8.33)] + 1 ♂ / 1000 = The 🏻👏 value 👇 of 🗜💦 a good girl 😍 Hope this 📣🤖 helps 🆘 Yeah. 🤷 No. 😧 That's 😯👉 not 🚫🚫 how 🤔 math ✖ works. 👔💦 2pac was 👏⏱ merely stating that 😐💀 the 🎊 derivative of 🍳💦 Money in terms of 💦 Bitches 🐶♀ is 💦💦 strictly positive. More-over, he 🙎 skipped a lot of 😎 steps 🚶🚶 in 👏 his 🤔 proof 📊📊 and never ❌🚫 formally published 🤓 the 🎁👏 full version. I 💕 bet you 🅱💦 believed Fermat's margins really were 👌 too small as 💰 well, 🍆😋 right? ✔ Imperial bitches is 🏻🙀 actually a 👌 unit ♂ of 👩💦 weight. An 🤗 imperial bitch is 😇 ~111.1111111112 pounds. Theres 🤙 one fundamental 💑 law 🌍⚖ of math that Lil'Wayne forgot to 💴 include 😠😠 in 🅱 his calculations. 📊 We have 😂 to 😂 follow 👣👣 the 🌌 law 📝⚖ of 🌈 "bitches ain't shit" 👌 theorized by 🏳 doctor 🏥 dre 🅰🅰 himself. ❌🚨 With that 🐑😐 principal included we 👨 can 🍆 work 🏢👨 out 🍆 that 🍆 if 🤷🔎 bitches 🍑🌲 aint shit, 💩👻 and a 🅰🎁 good girl 💁👩 is 🌇 worth 🌐💸 1,000 bitches, 🍑👧 a 🅰💯 good girl 😍 is 👐 still 😽📞 not 🙅 worth 💸 shit. 📅🍕 You're ☠ forgetting that ➡ Jay-Z published 🤓 his paper 🤓 on 🏽 the "Money Ain't A 🔵 Thang" ✂✂ theory. Therefore 👏👏 if 👏👏 bitches 🏻 aren't worth shit 👌 then ⏰➡ bitches 👱💋 aren't money 💶💵 and so 😖 therefore 👉🎉 they 👥👧 ARE, 👏 in fact, a "Thang". Is 🐠 that the 🕵 transitive property of bitches? 🏽🍑 Is 😤 it 🙅👏 possible 🔝🔝 that for 🍆🍆 every bitch, there 👌👌 is 🍅📅 an 🔥 equal and 🗣 opposite 🔄 good girl? That ⚠ doesn't make 🖌💰 sense 💰 though because 😏😏 kanye said a ⏰👌 good 👀👍 girl 👩 is 🗓 worth 💸💵 one thousand bitches. The 🗣🏼 economics don't 🚫🚫 make sense. 🙏💰 Newton or 🙅 kanye is wrong. They cannot both apply 🤔 their 🏻 laws 🚨 to 👏 bitches 🐕🍑 I 😎👁 think the 👏 important ❌ part 🏻 here ⛄ is, 👐🗓 are 😎 we 👨🙋 assuming that 👑 there is 💡💦 1 🔙 good 👌😀 girl 🎮👱 for 🍆 every 🏦 1000 bitches. 🍑👅 This is 😢😄 a 🙃🏼 very 💎 scary 😱😭 thought. 1/1000 females 👸☠ is 💦💦 a 🤴🔫 good 👌 girl and 💦 the 🚗😂 other 💰 999 are 🏃👴 bitches. 🏽 To 💰🎉 me this would 💭 make 📣 my $8.33 a 👌💰 very 😔 good 👏 investment. 🔝🔝 I paid 💸💰 at 💯🍆 least 👏🔥 $3000 for 🌍 my wife's 💍👩 wedding 👰 ring. 💍💍 Could 🤔 I have 👏😩 bought 💲💲 360 good 😊🏿 girls 👧👧 in stead of 1 🐁💪 good 🐸🙆 girl? 👧 B/c ♂😇 I 💰 can't 🔫🛢 help 💁👷 but 🍑🍑 feel like 👌💟 I 👦 have 😋🚟 overpaid for 👏 my 😘 good 🐸 girl 💑 according 🔛🔛 to the 👏 genius 😝 of 👱 Kanye West and Little 🍑 Weezy F. Baby. 👶 Don't get me 😭💁 wrong, 🚫♂ I 😂👀 love 🏩 my 💵 good 😂 girl wife, but I feel duped knowing 💭🤔 she ♀👩 may 🐝 have only been 🙂💫 worth 🌐 8 bucks 💸 instead 👽👽 of 3000 It actually 👀😜 depends on 🔛 they type ⌨📝 of 💦 women. If 😳 it is 🔁 a bakers daughter 👩👧 it is 🚋😩 less 👎 since 💦 the sample size 🌟 is 😩 actually 🤔 larger I.E. a 🍆 bakers dozen (13) 😏 so: 👀 (.10/13)x1000=$7.69 🔟😰 ...0r $9.69 ♓ Canadian (not counting the 🏥 maple syrup) 🍯 How ❓😤 much candy 🍬 you 😵 can 🔫💑 buy 💵 for $8.33? We ❌ can 🔭 conclude 🎓🎓 that 😐😧 1 bitch 😠 is 💰 worth 🌐💰 approximately ⭕ 0.83c, but 🍑☹ since bitches 💋 are 🍑 of negative 👏 value 👇💵 it's 💋 actually 😬 -0.83c. This means 😏👨 that ➕😐 in 🍆 order 🎁📑 to 🤔💰 get the correct ✅ positive value 💵💵 of a 🏻 good 👀 girl 👧 there ✔ needs to 💦💦 be 🐝☮ an 👹😤 exponential factor ❌❌ involved here. 👇 In 👏👉 order 📑🤜 to 👏♻ evaluate the amount of good 🏻 girls 🙎☁ needed to ♂ offset the 😂 bitches 💋 you use 👏🎮 the 😫 simple formula -0.0083B2 = G. This 🏻👈 intuitively makes 💢 sense 🎥 when 😤 you 💯👧 think 💭 about how the 🚦 more ⚱ bitches you 👈😤 have around 🔃 you 👆👏 the 👌 exponentially higher ✅ value 💵 even 🤤♀ a 🏻 single 🚫⏱ good girl ♀ has. 👏 So when 😩🍑 B=1000 💦 we get: 🔟🉐 G 💰 = -0.0083(1000)2 😊 = $68.89 Interestingly enough, if 🎅 the 🕰🍆 entire 🌳 female 🚺🚺 population 👥 of the 👦🚟 US, let's say 🗣🗣 150 million 💯 for 🍆 simplicity, were 🍑 bitches, ♀ the 🔚🤕 worth of 👉🏻 one good 👍💘 girl 👸 would ❓😎 then 🏿 be $1,550,025,000,000 which 🐱🙌 is just 🍆 over the 🅱 total 💯👌 USD ❎ currently ⌚ in 👏👏 circulation.
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Post by: Mix on March 25, 2018, 09:49:24 am
I am a right wing, hardcore, fundamentalist Christian that believes the bible to be the literal Word of God and takes it as ultimate truth.

I also am a headbanging, energetic, zealous for life Biker who also happens to wear diapers.

My God and faith in Him define who I am and what I do, without exception, and I have no personal conflict with any of these things.

Are you confused yet?

If you are the perhaps there is hope that you can see God and his people as multifaceted creatures.

We push people here to see the person behind their interest in diapers, yet many here are more than willing to label and categorize others. Being a fundamentalist or conservative follower of Christ does not mean that you are intolerant and closed minded, it just means that your mind is formed by other than corporal means. That you seek to conform your mind to that of the God of Issac and Jacob who sent Jeshua (Jesus for those who do not know that he was not called by a Greek name in Galilee) to be born, live as an example for all people, and to die for those same multitudes as well as those yet to be born as a redeeming sacrifice and later send his spirit to indwell the hearts of His believers.
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Post by: Wrought on March 25, 2018, 09:52:24 am
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Post by: Sherman Tank on March 26, 2018, 05:30:34 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFPA_704
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 06, 2018, 01:23:10 am
Let's not kid ourselves. Iran is supporting a secular tyrant known as Bashar Assad, a mass-murderer of Sunni Muslims.

Iran contains all sorts of bida and haram things--to many to name

However, Mohammad Bin Salman basically hates Iran for the things they do RIGHT (like having an Islamic state under Sharia law).
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 08, 2018, 11:24:17 am
Let's not kid ourselves. Iran is supporting a secular tyrant known as Bashar Assad, a mass-murderer of Sunni Muslims.

Iran contains all sorts of bida and haram things--to many to name

However, Mohammad Bin Salman basically hates Iran for the things they do RIGHT (like having an Islamic state under Sharia law).
chai tea latte, April 06, 2018, 01:23:10 am

So... is this the Islamic alt-right?
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 08, 2018, 02:37:57 pm
Let's not kid ourselves. Iran is supporting a secular tyrant known as Bashar Assad, a mass-murderer of Sunni Muslims.

Iran contains all sorts of bida and haram things--to many to name

However, Mohammad Bin Salman basically hates Iran for the things they do RIGHT (like having an Islamic state under Sharia law).
chai tea latte, April 06, 2018, 01:23:10 am

So... is this the Islamic alt-right?
Vinny Possum, April 08, 2018, 11:24:17 am
meme page actually
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Post by: A Meat on April 09, 2018, 07:25:33 am
I realize this thread isn't meant for conversation, but I'm now imagining a medieval meme page
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Post by: Shell Game on April 09, 2018, 09:06:42 am
also Achilles hogged all the tattoos
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Post by: Achilles' Heelies on April 09, 2018, 09:50:10 am
also Achilles hogged all the tattoos
Shell Game, April 09, 2018, 09:06:42 am
I could have worn a lot more.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 09, 2018, 10:01:19 am
also Achilles hogged all the tattoos
Shell Game, April 09, 2018, 09:06:42 am
I could have worn a lot more.
Achilles' Heelies, April 09, 2018, 09:50:10 am

Secret: there are still a lot more...
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on April 09, 2018, 10:46:58 am
I realize this thread isn't meant for conversation, but I'm now imagining a medieval meme page
A Meat, April 09, 2018, 07:25:33 am

http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm (http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm)
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 09, 2018, 10:04:07 pm
Let's not kid ourselves. Iran is supporting a secular tyrant known as Bashar Assad, a mass-murderer of Sunni Muslims.

Iran contains all sorts of bida and haram things--to many to name

However, Mohammad Bin Salman basically hates Iran for the things they do RIGHT (like having an Islamic state under Sharia law).
chai tea latte, April 06, 2018, 01:23:10 am

So... is this the Islamic alt-right?
Vinny Possum, April 08, 2018, 11:24:17 am
meme page actually
chai tea latte, April 08, 2018, 02:37:57 pm

So definitely the Muslim version of Alt-Right then.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 12, 2018, 03:06:23 pm
I realize this thread isn't meant for conversation, but I'm now imagining a medieval meme page
A Meat, April 09, 2018, 07:25:33 am

http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm (http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm)
LancashireMcGee, April 09, 2018, 10:46:58 am

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see.  I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins.  If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

r/pompeiincels
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Post by: Shell Game on April 13, 2018, 11:41:15 am
(dijon voice) I would love to suck bowser's toes
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Post by: Sherman Tank on April 13, 2018, 01:32:44 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kawaii_metal
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 13, 2018, 06:30:47 pm
I realize this thread isn't meant for conversation, but I'm now imagining a medieval meme page
A Meat, April 09, 2018, 07:25:33 am

http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm (http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm)
LancashireMcGee, April 09, 2018, 10:46:58 am

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see.  I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins.  If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

r/pompeiincels
Spooks, April 12, 2018, 03:06:23 pm

VI.16.15 (atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend

"She lives in Ravenna, you wouldn't know her"
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Post by: Penultimatum on April 13, 2018, 06:56:42 pm
I realize this thread isn't meant for conversation, but I'm now imagining a medieval meme page
A Meat, April 09, 2018, 07:25:33 am

http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm (http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm)
LancashireMcGee, April 09, 2018, 10:46:58 am

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see.  I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins.  If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

r/pompeiincels
Spooks, April 12, 2018, 03:06:23 pm

VI.16.15 (atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend

"She lives in Ravenna, you wouldn't know her"
Vinny Possum, April 13, 2018, 06:30:47 pm
I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls.  My penis has given you up.  Now it penetrates men’s behinds.  Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
This brings up a lot of questions. For one, how did this guy manage to listen to Curse Forced Gay nearly two millennia before the invention of the internet?
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 16, 2018, 12:35:54 am
to me the best cam girl name would be firstname-lastname “Peach Emoji” but it doesn’t have good SEO. in this essay, i will demonstrate that the condensing effect of search engines on web traffic has led to worse names on chaturbate, myfreecams, and xhamster live.

As Proudhon noted in 1865,
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 26, 2018, 07:41:26 pm
Canadian mechanic guy (seeing my fucked up car): somethings fucked with yer caer bud
Me: dont worry about it bud
Mechanic: bud....
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Post by: Sovereign on April 30, 2018, 09:44:02 pm
https://www.reddit.com/r/creepyPMs/comments/8g4wn8/some_stranger_on_discord_messaged_me_out_of/
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Post by: Vinny Possum on May 02, 2018, 01:46:00 pm
昨天是星期四
今天是星期五
我们非常兴奋
我们非常兴奋
要有一个舞会
明天是星期六
以后来星期天
不要这个周末完了
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 05, 2018, 07:53:06 am
A number of programs, such as Drupal, MediaWiki, phpBB, and vBulletin, can use ImageMagick to create image thumbnails if installed. ImageMagick is also used by other programs, such as LyX, for converting images.

ImageMagick has a fully integrated Perl binding called PerlMagick,[9] as well as many others: G2F (Ada), MagickCore (C), MagickWand (C), ChMagick (Ch), ImageMagickObject (COM+), Magick++ (C++), JMagick (Java), L-Magick (Lisp), NMagick (Neko/Haxe), MagickNet (.NET), PascalMagick (Pascal), MagickWand for PHP (PHP), IMagick (PHP), PythonMagick (Python), RMagick (Ruby), or TclMagick (Tcl/TK).
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Post by: Frank West on May 06, 2018, 12:55:35 pm
http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
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Post by: dickthedick on May 07, 2018, 06:38:22 pm
https://i.imgur.com/0m1YcSL.jpg
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 09, 2018, 11:41:22 pm
TOP DEFINITION
The girlfriend test
When a person is not sure whether they want to date a girl they have been hanging out with. You perform the Girlfriend test: Plan on hanging out with her and before you hang out with her that day, masturbate. If you still want to hang out with her afterwards she passes the girlfriend test. If you don't want to hang out with her anymore then it is strictly hormonal driven.
I wanted to know if this girl was girlfriend material so i did the girlfriend test.
#girlfriend#dating#relationship#test#wife material
by Tlutt13 February 28, 2011
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 13, 2018, 08:29:00 pm
poetry is proof that white people invented rap
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Post by: A Meat on May 15, 2018, 08:54:40 am
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milkshake_Duck
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on May 15, 2018, 04:37:33 pm
If you ever have to tell your doctor you have delayed ejaculation, they just tell you it’s all in your head. There’s no treatment for it. Of course lots of treatment options for premature ejaculation. Thank you feminism.
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Post by: Shell Game on May 21, 2018, 08:01:35 pm
A Jovostitch in Time
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Post by: Penultimatum on May 25, 2018, 01:45:54 pm
Human tails are a rare entity. The birth of a baby with a tail can cause tremendous psychological disturbance to the parents.
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Post by: A Meat on May 25, 2018, 03:41:23 pm
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/96/Welwitschia-mirabilis-female.jpg)
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Post by: Shell Game on May 29, 2018, 11:13:35 pm
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 30, 2018, 04:06:59 am
Very interesting. I love having my personal thoughts confirmed by a professional like this; I spent four years in prison, during which time I spent permuting the mechanical abilities of board games, card games, dice games, and so on, as well as creating new games. If you've ever played Uno using a deck of regular playing cards, if you've ever made a multi-player tabletop version of Harvest Moon,  if you've ever adapted the mechanics of D&D to use binary checks rather than the bidenary (20 possible outcomes, I believe I have coined this term by cursory Googling) system, you may know what I'm talking about. I seemed to have reinvented the wheel (created and taught myself game theory) in absence of a wheel of my own, and it's so nice to know that I was not off in my conclusions!
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Post by: Bodark on June 01, 2018, 04:16:54 am
are you a dir en grey fujoshi, or a linkin park fujoshi
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 03, 2018, 05:46:20 pm
Dowsing rods are fidget spinners for old people, they help you focus on a single task.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 08, 2018, 04:18:57 pm
Frame, Frame, Fatal Frame It Plays Such Hideous Tricks On The Brain
AgentCoop, August 08, 2015, 11:13:24 am
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on June 09, 2018, 12:45:40 am
FUCK everything is changing again. As a great philosopher once said, “Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming.”
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Post by: Shell Game on June 09, 2018, 01:44:30 am
he's fine! he just needs to lie
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 11, 2018, 03:44:36 pm
to men, their asshole is like the giant eyeball on a zelda boss that youre supposed to shoot arrows at; theyre not going to expose it willingly
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 30, 2018, 01:41:35 pm
https://www.discogs.com/artist/1719535-Dick-Slide-Hyde
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on June 30, 2018, 07:48:30 pm
It may have already been said as neighbors gossip to others in other states, but Donald J Trump is just this there are more John's looking for Tricks then there are tricks and John's and Tricks meet in hotels and put things in holes and get something to eat after word.
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Post by: Shell Game on July 01, 2018, 01:59:51 am
which is ironic because usually i hate relying on words to convey my emotions
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 10, 2018, 02:07:46 am
Frasier's exploits

- After hearing about an Indian immigrant's negative opinion about his radio show, Frasier plots his revenge. He manages to trace the man's location down to a news-stand, where the gentleman worked for a living. After threatening the owner, Frasier scares him off and razes the news-stand to the ground. He is last seen dancing round the fire singing 'Burn Baby Burn' before giving his trademark maniacal laugh.

-Crane hatches a mischievous plan to take money off some homeless people. On Christmas Day he goes to a homeless shelter, eats a meal there and pretends that he can't afford to pay. In an act of kindness, the tramps gather what little money they have to pay for the meal, including an entire day's donations for playing the guitar on a street corner. Frasier then takes out his wallet, burns a 50 dollar bill in front of all in the shelter and drives off in his expensive car, while laughing like a maniac.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 10, 2018, 02:33:04 am
(https://i.imgur.com/vIvnYGl.jpg)
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Post by: Mix on July 10, 2018, 09:01:29 pm
American Horror Story: Anthocon
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on July 10, 2018, 09:09:30 pm
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Post by: Sauce on July 11, 2018, 09:59:27 am
That's right nerds, it's LADY TIME

About a year ago my phone glitched out on Discord and repeatedly sent the phrase "That's right nerds, it's LADY TIME" in a group chat around 20 times in a row. Now whenever someone accidentally sends something twice in that chat, or just generally glitches out, it's become a thing where everyone reminds all present that they are nerds and it is now LADY TIME.

I just went back and screenshotted the highlights, so if folks are curious they can check this out: http://brainedbysaucepans.tumblr.com/post/175780836332/reliving-one-of-the-wildest-experiences-ive-had (http://brainedbysaucepans.tumblr.com/post/175780836332/reliving-one-of-the-wildest-experiences-ive-had)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 13, 2018, 08:34:52 pm

Seth "Slimy" Rollins, July 10, 2018, 09:09:30 pm

miss you, bowie
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Post by: Shell Game on July 14, 2018, 02:11:09 pm
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Post by: Runic on July 20, 2018, 05:46:02 am
"After the final merger of entertainment providers in 2065, entertainment became a tightly controlled commodity, doled out to the people on highly restrictive schedules and terms; the people knew of no other. Individual artists were either quickly absorbed into the corporation, or eliminated socially - while no creative person was ever physically harmed, any artist that did not conform to the direction set by DisCor found themselves ostracized, buried under an avalanche of paid trolls, or - in some cases - exposed as deviants in some form or another.

That's not to say that all expressions of creativity were dead; no, not entirely. Back-alley artists would draw your caricature for a staggering fee and "heareasies" - basement bars where unlicensed and unsanctioned bands would play - while uncommon, *did* exist for the entertainment of those who could pay...and those willing to offer what those with money wanted.

In time, the people forgot they, too, could create. No child drew a picture, no school band could afford the licensing fee to play a concert for their parents. And they were content, as they were taught to be by every family on-screen - identical to themselves in so very many ways - and questioned no more."
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Post by: sambair on July 20, 2018, 08:40:09 pm
https://www.dropbox.com/s/w6r1ah6cgxjtrs2/Tails%20Gets%20Trolled.cbz?dl=0
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 30, 2018, 09:03:39 pm
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Depression Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Achieve Dhyāna-Pāramitā And Realize That You Are Not Your Thoughts Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
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Post by: Runic on July 31, 2018, 08:21:47 am


    Once upon a time, there was a racist tree. Seriously, you are going to hate this tree. High on a hill overlooking the town, the racist tree grew where the grass was half clover. Children would visit during the sunlit hours and ask for apples, and the racist tree would shake its branches and drop the delicious red fruit that gleamed without being polished. The children ate many of the racist tree's apples and played games beneath the shade of its racist branches. One day the children brought Sam, a boy who had just moved to town, to play around the racist tree.

    "Let Sam have an apple," asked a little girl.

    "I don't think so. He's black," said the tree. This shocked the children and they spoke to the tree angrily, but it would not shake its branches to give Sam an apple, and it called him a nigger.

    "I can't believe the racist tree is such a racist," said one child. The children momentarily reflected that perhaps this kind of behavior was how the racist tree got its name.

    It was decided that if the tree was going to deny apples to Sam then nobody would take its apples. The children stopped visiting the racist tree.

    The racist tree grew quite lonely. After many solitary weeks it saw a child flying a kite across the clover field.

    "Can I offer you some apples?" asked the tree eagerly.

    "Fuck off, you goddamn Nazi," said the child.

    The racist tree was upset, because while it was very racist, it did not personally subscribe to Hitler's fascist ideology. The racist tree decided that it would have to give apples to black children, not because it was tolerant, but because otherwise it would face ostracism from white children.

    And so, social progress was made.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on July 31, 2018, 09:01:13 pm
https://mobile.twitter.com/Imperator_Deus/status/1024390117283254272
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 06, 2018, 05:14:04 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book:Korn
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 01, 2018, 01:11:01 pm
Evangelion 303 -or Eva 303- imagines an alternate-universe where the characters of "Neon Genesis Evangelion" are defending our modern world in a post-September 11th age.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 03, 2018, 03:58:10 pm
We stumbled on in the darkness, over big stones and through large puddles, along the one road leading from the camp. The accompanying guards kept shouting at us and driving us with the butts of their rifles. Anyone with very sore feet supported himself on his neighbor's arm. Hardly a word was spoken; the icy wind did not encourage talk. Hiding his mouth behind his upturned collar, the man marching next to me whispered suddenly: "If our wives could see us now! I do hope they are better off in their camps and don't know what is happening to us."

That brought thoughts of my own wife to mind. And as we stumbled on for miles, slipping on icy spots, supporting each other time and again, dragging one another up and onward, nothing was said, but we both knew: each of us was thinking of his wife. Occasionally I looked at the sky, where the stars were fading and the pink light of the morning was beginning to spread behind a dark bank of clouds. But my mind clung to my wife's image, imagining it with an uncanny acuteness. I heard her answering me, saw her smile, her frank and encouraging look. Real or not, her look was then more luminous than the sun which was beginning to rise.

A thought transfixed me: for the first time in my life I saw the truth as it is set into song by so many poets, proclaimed as the final wisdom by so many thinkers. The truth – that love is the ultimate and the highest goal to which Man can aspire. Then I grasped the meaning of the greatest secret that human poetry and human thought and belief have to impart: The salvation of Man is through love and in love. I understood how a man who has nothing left in this world still may know bliss, be it only for a brief moment, in the contemplation of his beloved. In a position of utter desolation, when Man cannot express himself in positive action, when his only achievement may consist in enduring his sufferings in the right way – an honorable way – in such a position Man can, through loving contemplation of the image he carries of his beloved, achieve fulfillment. For the first time in my life I was able to understand the meaning of the words, "The angels are lost in perpetual contemplation of an infinite glory.
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 04, 2018, 11:16:11 pm
In 1991, actor Charlie Sheen became convinced that Flower of Flesh and Blood (1985), the second film in the series, depicted an actual homicide and contacted the FBI.
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Post by: Sovereign on September 05, 2018, 12:46:17 am
I have an internet radio talk show and want to interview a female time traveler
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Post by: A Meat on September 05, 2018, 05:17:05 am
Funimation's version features a Texas-based cast of voice actors. Funimation's dub takes many liberties with the source material and was heavily Americanized. Similar to the Vitello dub, episodes of the series were dubbed out of their original order, and segments were reordered. Additionally, many characters had their names changed to American-sounding ones. Many sexual references, dark humor, and references to current popular American culture were added. For example, in one scene, Ai and Penny argue over which one of them is Jessica Simpson (whose first album was not released until 1999) and which one is Ashlee Simpson (whose first album was not released until 2004), which is very different from the original Japanese script that dealt with many social issues within Japan at the time. At least two episodes reference Rudy Giuliani and his unsuccessful bid for President.
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Post by: thelizzerd on September 07, 2018, 06:56:02 pm
Technical Experience
Created personal website using HTML, CSS, and JavaScript   Expected December 2018


Created a game using java    
Expected December 2018

Created a program using java which calculated scores in golf of a user   
April 2018
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 09, 2018, 03:21:45 am
The scenes with Calvin were filmed twice: once with dwarf actors Linden Porco and Gabriel Pimentel together with the other actors, and once with Marlon Wayans alone wearing a green bodysuit against a green screen. In post-production, Porco's and Pimental's heads were replaced with Marlon's. Their bodies were also painted brown in order to match Marlon's face.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 18, 2018, 05:29:59 pm
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Yiffmobile.jpg
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Post by: Vinny Possum on September 19, 2018, 11:31:39 pm
Want more out of life? You can discover your core purpose and make it a reality through a Balanced Name - ancient wisdom for a modern world.

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Post by: Shell Game on September 20, 2018, 12:28:42 am
Imagine being this guy.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 24, 2018, 08:53:02 am
Dean and Sam are safe from demon possession, now make sure your nipples are, too.

Adjustable nipple clamps with the anti-possession symbol from the CW's Supernatural. Rubber tipped, with screw to control tightness.

Charms are 35mm in diameter.
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Post by: A Meat on September 24, 2018, 03:26:00 pm
The quantum matrix is approaching a tipping point. We are being called to explore the galaxy itself as an interface between potentiality and consciousness. It is time to take science to the next level.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 30, 2018, 03:37:55 am
At Olympic National Park in the state of Washington, hundreds of mountain goats are being airlifted by helicopter and moved to forests in the North Cascades. The reason? They’re too thirsty for human piss.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 30, 2018, 06:14:09 am
xxFoxyTrumpxx: ASL?

kimlongdong: 35/M/best korea

xxFoxyTrumpxx: notices ur nuke OwO what's this?

kimlongdong: glomps guam how do u like it?

xxFoxyTrumpxx: uwu its so big!!! XD want 2 see my nuke...s?

kimlongdong: yes bb! i want to see ur nukes hugs you and wags tail

xxFoxyTrumpxx: arms nukes r u ready? nuzzles ur pyongyang

kimlongdong: OWO yis! pants, begs for nukes

xxFoxyTrumpxx: unloads kilotonnes of nuclear fire u like it? XD rawr

kimlongdong: aaa!!! yiff! glass me sexytrumpy! licks ur nukes harder, taking it into my capital

xxFoxyTrumpxx: there's more where that came from, kimkim [heart] pats ur DMZ, readying my army
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Post by: Runic on October 06, 2018, 12:26:02 pm
It was The Gospel from Outer Space, by Kilgore Trout. It was about a visitor from outer space, shaped very much like a Tralfamadorian, by the way. The visitor from outer space made a serious study of Christianity, to learn, if he could, why Christians found it so easy to be cruel. He concluded that at least part of the trouble was slipshod storytelling in the New Testament. He supposed that the intent of the Gospels was to teach people, among other things, to be merciful, even to the lowest of the low.

But the Gospels actually taught this:

Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected. So it goes.

The flaw in the Christ stories, said the visitor from outer space, was that Christ, who didn't look like much, was actually the Son of the Most Powerful Being of the Universe. Readers understood that, so, when they came to the crucifixion, they naturally thought, and Rosewater read out loud again:

Oh, boy -- they sure picked the wrong guy to lynch that time!

And then that thought had a brother: "There are right people to lynch." Who? People not well connected. So it goes.

The visitor from outer space made a gift to Earth of a new Gospel. In it, Jesus really was a nobody, and a pain in the neck to a lot of people with better connections than he had. He still got to say all the lovely and puzzling things he said in the other Gospels.

So the people amused themselves one day by nailing him to a cross and planting the cross in the ground. There couldn't possibly be any repercussions, the lynchers thought. The reader would have to think that, too, since the new Gospel hammered home again and again what a nobody Jesus was.

And then, just before the nobody died, the heavens opened up, and there was thunder and lightning. The voice of God came crashing down. He told the people that he was adopting the bum as his son, giving him the full powers and privileges of The Son of the Creator of the Universe throughout all eternity. God said this: From this moment on, He will punish horribly anybody who torments a bum who has no connections!
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Post by: Shell Game on October 09, 2018, 12:19:01 am
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51AVvd7qouL._SX466_.jpg
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Post by: Vinny Possum on October 09, 2018, 12:52:40 am
https://www.whompcomic.com/comics/2010-12-27-The-Wisdom-Of-Solemn-Man.jpg
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Post by: Frank West on October 11, 2018, 12:27:34 am
A student and his master were making pilgrimage through a village. The student noticed a middle-aged couple cuddling on a bench and, desiring to show his attainment, stated "It is good to cuddle if you've been in a long relationship. That is what is sexy."

The master, who had been walking quietly, said nothing. Suddenly, he whacked the student in the balls. This made the student angry, but he kept his peace.

Later, they passed a young couple making out. The student, desiring to make up for his previous failure, stated "It is good to kiss after a first date. That is what is sexy." The master, again, whacked the student in the balls.

As they neared the exit to the village, they came upon 2 men and 2 women engaged in a frenzied orgy in the middle of the path. The student, now fearful of his master's punishments, said nothing, and stepped around the orgy. The master again whacked him in the balls. This made the student collapse in pain, and he implored the master "why have you hit me, I have said nothing!"

The master looked down and said "That is what is sexy."
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 12, 2018, 02:48:49 pm
Topics pornoise, gorenoise, hardpornnoise,

fuck your mouth is a conceptual piece of audio art, split in three main parts: fuck, your and mouth. the strong message is accompagnied by pornographic front and back covers. adult entertainment by the head of justnoiseit. enjoy the last day!
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Post by: Vinny Possum on October 12, 2018, 04:36:44 pm
Topics pornoise, gorenoise, hardpornnoise,

fuck your mouth is a conceptual piece of audio art, split in three main parts: fuck, your and mouth. the strong message is accompagnied by pornographic front and back covers. adult entertainment by the head of justnoiseit. enjoy the last day!
Spooks, October 12, 2018, 02:48:49 pm

So... 2018.flac?
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Post by: Sherman Tank on October 12, 2018, 06:50:13 pm
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Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on October 13, 2018, 11:01:52 pm
My idea for a spin-off podcast.  Portaxx and Isfahan look at pictures of pokemon.  Portaxx enthuses about how adorable they are, Isfahan explains in detail which guns they could and could not hold.

"This is dratini, it's a tiny dragon and its adorable," "yes, but it could never hold an AK, or really any long-arm."
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Post by: Sherman Tank on October 20, 2018, 05:14:05 pm
American crocodiles are known predators of lemon sharks, and sharks avoid areas with American crocodiles. Nonetheless, a single recorded fatality was reported for a small adult American crocodile when a great white shark killed the crocodile as it was swimming out at sea.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 29, 2018, 08:59:30 pm
stella sucks and fucks photo shop tutorial

my roomates fucking beautiful open ass to enter tonsilitis in the adult.

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19INCH MONITORS. Sex with daughter-in-law - Big tits boss
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 11, 2018, 11:26:24 am
all the socratic goons were probably just standing around hooting and hollering yelling WOOOOOORLDSTAAAAAAAAAR as Socrates talked to someone's dad in a stern tone
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 12, 2018, 10:18:49 pm
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on December 13, 2018, 06:19:53 am
i like the idea of ted rall starving to death
Quote from
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Post by: Corn Syrup on December 18, 2018, 05:49:48 am
Imagine having been the creator of a 90s cartoon and realizing that nobody has ever drawn porn of it and it has been truly forgotten. Your life's work is a failure.
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on December 21, 2018, 05:13:47 am
Making orbs/ships appear using prayer? Anyone has experience with this?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 22, 2018, 08:38:44 am
Painting is an activity, and the artist will therefore tend to see what he paints rather than to paint what he sees. It is this interaction between style and preference which Nietzsche summed up in his mordant comment on the claims of realism:

‘All Nature faithfully’—But by what feint
Can Nature be subdued to art’s constraint ?
Her smallest fragment is still infinite !
And so he paints but what he likes in it.
What does he like? He likes, what he can paint!


There is more in this observation than just a cool reminder of the limitations of artistic means. We catch a glimpse of the reasons why these limitations will never obtrude themselves within the domain of art itself. Art presupposes mastery, and the greater the artist the more surely will he instinctively avoid a task where his mastery would fail to serve him. The layman may wonder whether Giotto could have painted a view of Fiesole in sunshine, but the historian will suspect that, lacking the means, he would not have wanted to, or rather that he could not have wanted to. We like to assume, somehow, that where there is a will there is also a way, but in matters of art the maxim should read that only where there is a way is there also a will. The individual can enrich the ways and means that his culture offers him; he can hardly wish for something that he has never known is possible.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 27, 2018, 05:07:15 am
19. something sexy to were with a howl in it were the duck goose
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Post by: A Meat on December 31, 2018, 03:17:26 pm
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Traditional_Irish_halloween_Jack-o%27-lantern.jpg/800px-Traditional_Irish_halloween_Jack-o%27-lantern.jpg)
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Post by: A Meat on January 03, 2019, 12:52:26 pm
However, Shigetaka Kurita, director of Kadokawa Dwango corporation, criticized Azur Lane for lacking the sense of "tragedy and heroism" in Kantai Collection. Kurita described the game as "merely an idol action game with a fleet motif". He found the greatest appeal of Kantai Collection to be the "sorrow of the Imperial Japanese Navy" saying that one might cry while playing Kantai Collection but not Azur Lane.[60]
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Post by: A Meat on January 05, 2019, 12:56:30 pm
We found 5,834 Clips with "LINDA"
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 06, 2019, 12:54:31 am
and you know the guy who invented sliced bread you know he was gay... you know he was like.. HEELLLLOOOOOOOO
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Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Vampire Bunnybread Jr. on January 06, 2019, 10:14:25 pm
The Iliad in a Nutshell

Achilles in a fit of pique will not fight for fellow Greek,
for Agamemnon, king of kings, took his girl (and other things).
Achilles now far from the fray, Trojans almost seize the day;
and the cause of all this strife?  Young Paris stole a fetching wife—
this occurred nine years before, and that’s how long they’ve been at war.
(There’s lots of other words, fighting, heroes, gods, and moonlighting.)
Patroclus, with Achilles’ shield, nearly makes the Trojans yield,
but Hector, mighty prince of Troy, fights and kills the headstrong boy.
Achilles now gets fighting mad, slaughters Hector, cries with dad.

(It’s The Odyssey, of course, wherein you’ll find the Wooden Horse.)
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Post by: thelizzerd on January 08, 2019, 08:40:08 pm
A1R9ZUH5KUDXLM
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Post by: Corn Syrup on January 10, 2019, 05:58:36 am
"Your basic human is between three and twenty-five feet tall, and is mostly composed of an oily goo wrapped in a t-shirt."
"Is it true that they bite you on the neck to drain your transmission fluid, and then you become human yourself?"
"Sure, why not?"
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Post by: Carbon on January 13, 2019, 09:51:36 am
First, let’s acknowledge we’re talking about fictional characters. With that said, the punisher emulates  reality. A man that has given his life to help those that cannot help themselves. A man that has been broken down so far that he has decided the rest of his life will be given to help the less fortunate. The other, created by steroids.

Blessed are the real men that fight the things that go boo in the night so little boys that don’t know what bathroom to use don’t have to.
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Post by: Corn Syrup on January 18, 2019, 01:57:20 pm
The best defense, just in case one of these cases turns out to be legit, is to send a video of myself watching porn to all my contacts preemptively. Take out their leverage, you know?
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Post by: Shell Game on January 18, 2019, 04:29:19 pm
Duke of meme meme meme
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 21, 2019, 02:56:34 pm
Like, some people? Use suicide by cop? To cope????
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 04, 2019, 04:42:19 pm
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Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼
If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get  4⃣-7⃣ of these back your 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than  8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼
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Post by: Sherman Tank on February 05, 2019, 08:32:40 pm
Holden
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Post by: A Meat on February 08, 2019, 11:57:55 am
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_grape_varieties
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Post by: thelizzerd on February 14, 2019, 06:44:31 pm
tuberculosis
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Post by: Yavuz on February 16, 2019, 01:26:34 pm
https://www.zdnet.com/article/chinese-company-leaves-muslim-tracking-facial-recognition-database-exposed-online/
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 17, 2019, 08:30:02 pm
http://garfeet.me
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 19, 2019, 04:01:20 pm
Throwing shade
https://www.clickhole.com/fighting-harassment-twitter-will-now-only-allow-users-1832469383?utm_source=Facebook&utm_campaign=SF&utm_content=Main&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&fbclid=IwAR3OO7ez5k8JJ-CFC1FNUlTzKeF6q3bQZs0DZxrnmU-mU37vULvnIdnENeM
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 19, 2019, 11:26:38 pm
Please , what is ,, absolutely right ,, / Breton have been , yes or not , gay ? On the other hand , what reg. the avanguarde group , Tristan Tzara , Victor Brauner and all around Breton ?
Thank you , L
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Post by: Shell Game on February 19, 2019, 11:55:47 pm
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Post by: thelizzerd on February 22, 2019, 07:27:06 pm
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Post by: birdie on March 02, 2019, 10:41:20 pm
This paper examines via literature review the human factors affecting usage and adoption of knowledge management systems, particularly within the context of business organizations. Three distinct factors are identified: culture, control, and self-efficacy.
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Post by: Frank West on March 05, 2019, 05:01:58 pm
The blood. There was always so much. No matter how many times he went through this, he was somehow always surprised at just how much blood the human body could hold within it's frame. For all that he saw so much of it, he found he knew so little. Was the blood you were born with kept and reused, he wondered, or did the body replace it regularly? His job only took a few seconds of action, strange that it was enough for years, decades of effort to spill out all over the hardwood floor of the room he's chosen for his task. He lifted up his Bounty® Quick-Size Paper Towels, White, Family Rolls and got to work cleaning up a lifetime of effort.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on March 05, 2019, 06:09:01 pm
Formicola, Antonio
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on March 05, 2019, 08:45:44 pm
1100101 heisst ich liebe Dich
Ich möchte bei Dir sein
Die ganze Zeit füare immer zu zweit
Komm lass uns wie Binäre sein
1100101 die Binäre können niemals einsam sein
Das ist der Code zum Liebes-Mode
Komm programmier' mich ich bin Dein.
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on March 12, 2019, 08:40:05 am
I'm sure those sections are just as well-written and interesting
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Post by: Shell Game on March 13, 2019, 06:41:41 pm
DIJON AND BOOTS LAUGH SIMILARLY!!!
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Post by: A Meat on March 19, 2019, 03:31:32 pm
https://www.skullsunlimited.com/products/real-giraffe-skeleton-articulated
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Post by: Frank West on March 23, 2019, 09:35:12 pm
Hope pokemon trainer don't say POG nasty
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 14, 2019, 12:51:38 am
i heard in the USSR you had to wait in line for days to eat your words, and when you finally got through the line they told you there were no words left: stalin had taken them all
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on April 15, 2019, 09:13:03 am
http://agotcitadel.boards.net/thread/2509/release-game-thrones-v1-9
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on April 23, 2019, 04:55:24 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Wishbone_episodes
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 24, 2019, 01:18:52 pm
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on April 27, 2019, 04:51:19 am
 Vallée came out strongly against the idea of producing a second season: "There's no reason to make a season two. That was meant to be a one-time deal, and it's finishing in a way where it's for the audience to imagine what can happen. If we do a season two, we'll break that beautiful thing and spoil it".[45] Later, when the show garnered an array of critical accolades, he changed his mind: "It'd be great to reunite the team and to do it. Are we going to be able to do it, altogether? I wish."
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Post by: Shell Game on April 27, 2019, 09:48:46 am
Is this #justhorsegirlthings or #justthelastunicornthings?
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on April 27, 2019, 10:02:07 am
http://www.freedom2measure.org/
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Post by: Wrought on April 27, 2019, 10:10:00 am
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Post by: Frank West on April 27, 2019, 12:38:58 pm
As you are journeying around you will come across some hellevators (hellish elevators)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 28, 2019, 05:45:12 am
cw: pediophobia // I love one doll dick :banana:
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Post by: Lemon on April 28, 2019, 01:46:48 pm
http://www.freedom2measure.org/
ClaraTinSoldier, April 27, 2019, 10:02:07 am

Sexist

The metric system has been almost wholly created and standardized by male scientists and bureaucrats. At the time, during which women were considerably less liberated than today, woman had virtually no say in the creation and, in many countries, the imposition of these units. Perhaps, if they had, the value of the practical units used in those tasks undertaken by woman at the time would have been recognized.Freedom2Measure

Liters are the patriarchy. Gallons are radfem.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on April 29, 2019, 07:03:43 pm
They're weaponising the whales. We're living Red Alert, baby. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-04-29/beluga-whale-found-with-harness-in-norway/11056658
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 01, 2019, 05:33:20 am
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/431d82feab1b8f6a3d2d6dc143e5110b/tumblr_pp38oqxD5O1uquwc5o1_540.jpg)
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Post by: Hux on May 03, 2019, 02:22:54 am
https://vampfangs.com/shop/small-custom-fit-professional-werewolf-fangs-by-scarecrow/

cosplay.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 03, 2019, 04:13:01 pm
A child's skull is thin and elastic; it will bear blows which would be fatal later on in life.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 04, 2019, 01:16:18 pm
White and Jewish rapper Lil Dicky has had a tough relationship with the N-word.TVTropes
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Post by: Hux on May 24, 2019, 02:11:18 pm
Boltmon

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/digimon/images/f/fd/Boltmon_b.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100702063412)

i'm playing digimon.
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 28, 2019, 09:00:19 pm
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/9/11
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Post by: Shell Game on May 29, 2019, 12:06:21 am
"tickle that tummy" was one of the most popular ECW chants
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 31, 2019, 09:08:46 pm
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/9/11
chai tea latte, May 28, 2019, 09:00:19 pm

Eventually, a riot broke up there between both fractions, the police and Commander Steve Rogers, accompanied by Sharon Carter. The riot was so violent that Rogers investigated if there was any supervillain behind it, however, he didn't found anything.
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Post by: A Meat on June 01, 2019, 05:30:32 am
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Deaths_by_blade_weapons
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on June 02, 2019, 07:42:53 am
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Post by: Shell Game on June 02, 2019, 08:21:07 am
 the horny guys taking the pretty ladies for monster cock rides
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 04, 2019, 11:54:57 am
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shagnasty_Island
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Post by: GenesisAlwaysSucked on June 04, 2019, 03:19:41 pm
There once was a girl from Purdue
Who kept a young cat in a pew
She taught it to speak Alphabetical Greek
But it never got farther than µ
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 04, 2019, 03:45:04 pm
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/15/Ruou_thuoc_1.jpg/800px-Ruou_thuoc_1.jpg)
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Post by: GenesisAlwaysSucked on June 04, 2019, 04:21:47 pm
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/15/Ruou_thuoc_1.jpg/800px-Ruou_thuoc_1.jpg)
Bobguinary Novel, June 04, 2019, 03:45:04 pm

Hey, Vietnamese gift shop!
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Post by: A Meat on June 13, 2019, 04:32:06 am
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/your-management-style-slytherin-gryffindor-chester-elton-elton
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on June 13, 2019, 05:01:43 am
https://twitter.com/AAAAAGGHHHH/status/1139069433790455808
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Post by: Sherman Tank on June 29, 2019, 06:08:40 pm
Very sad life. Probably have very sad death. But, at least there is symmetry.
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Post by: Shell Game on June 29, 2019, 06:13:26 pm
https://www.sappohill.com
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 01, 2019, 09:24:21 pm
🇨🇦🇨🇦👏THATS👏RIGHT👏YOU👏🍁maPLe🍁💦CUM💦🍹guzzlers🍹you know what 🗓️day🗓️ it is. 💯52 years ago Sir John 🎓GradeA🐮Beef🍖 MacDonald 🕺showed🕺the👸Queen👑 his Dad🍆Dick👅👅👅💦💦 and 😏😏confederated this great🇨🇦NATION🇨🇦. Send this to 5 🏒puck🏒 👧sluts👧 and youre a 💀SkankyHarper💀 Forward this to 10 🐻beaverbitches🐻 and youre a 😣Sexy🔥🔥Trudeau😣. SEND THIS TO 20 🇨🇦PATRIOTIC🇨🇦 🐤LOONS🐤 AND YOURE TERRY 👀BIG👀 🍆COX🍆 👊POUNDING👊 YOUR WAY ACROSS THE 🇨🇦COUNTRY🇨🇦 WITH YOUR THIRD🍗LEG ON YOUR MARATHON OF COCK🍆🇨🇦
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Post by: Shell Game on July 02, 2019, 12:11:25 am
Myrtle Pines. She has a messenger bag with a butterfly stitched on it. She has a horse bookmark.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 03, 2019, 01:49:19 pm
This revival has been confirmed in the 2010s with the rise of machine learning for facial recognition. For instance, researchers have claimed that it is possible to predict upper body strength and some personality traits (propensity to aggression) only by looking at the width of the face.[29] In 2017, a controversial study claimed that an algorithm could detect sexual orientation 'more accurately than humans' (in 81% of the tested cases for men and 71% for women). According to BBC News, "The work has been accused of being dangerous' and 'junk science'".[30] In early 2018, researchers, among them two specialists of AI working at Google (one of the two on face recognition), issued a reportedly contradicting study based on a survey of 8,000 Americans using Amazon's Mechanical Turk crowdsourcing platform. The survey yielded many traits helping to discriminate between gay and straight respondents with a series of yes/no questions. These traits had actually less to do with morphology than with grooming, presentation, and lifestyle (makeup, facial hair, glasses, selfie angle, etc.).[31] For more information of this sexual orientation issue in general, see Gaydar.
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on July 03, 2019, 06:06:08 pm
https://www.amazon.com/Hillbilly-Writin-Russian-Watch-Version-ebook/dp/B07G9T4Z73/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=nellie+cake&qid=1562195049&s=digital-text&sr=1-2
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 03, 2019, 09:39:10 pm
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-lKRA3WwAMCQ8c.jpg
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Post by: Shell Game on July 05, 2019, 05:55:40 pm
Lemon pig fantasies
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 05, 2019, 05:56:13 pm

It's even simpler and stupider than that, even

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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on July 06, 2019, 01:14:05 am
it's a procedural
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 06, 2019, 01:35:53 pm
Item #: SCP 420-69 "Elon"

Object Class: Stupid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP 420-69 is to be placed in a 3x3x3 meter Faraday cage isolation chamber at all times. No personnel with implanted electromagnetic devices are to be permitted entry into the space under any circumstances. Any D-class personnel found to have done so are to be terminated immediately. SCP 420-69's hands are to be encased in sensory deprivation gloves, commonly known as boxing gloves, to prevent any attempt at escape, electronic access, or Tweet decks.

Description: SCP 420-69 takes the form of a mid-forties, white South African male. It is currently unknown if this is SCP 420-69's true form as all blood, hair, skin, and tissue test results are consistent with those done on bags of trash. SCP 420-69 was found ranting about "memes" and the "meme revolution of Tesla" in relation to "grahams", a well known kind of sugar cracker. While largely harmless when isolated, SCP 420-69 was taken when agents discovered that SCP 420-69 has a deleterious effect on the intellect of the people around him, frequently labeled "bazingas" by detractors.

Addendum 003-01: SCP 420-69's designation was self-requested. Upon this request, SCP-420-69 fell into a paroxysm of laughter for 23 hours, 27 minutes and 41 seconds until Agent REDACTED tased him. SCP 420-69 shouted "Don't taze me, bro!" before passing out from laughter induced oxygen deprivation.
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on July 06, 2019, 05:24:26 pm
https://twitter.com/razorgrrrl/status/1147625010913337346
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Post by: Shell Game on July 07, 2019, 12:41:22 am
gestalt nutsack
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 07, 2019, 04:59:33 pm
Multituberculates
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on July 09, 2019, 01:17:57 am
 (In reality, Shakespeare lived in England, and wrote in English, not Klingon.)[citation needed]
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 09, 2019, 02:15:03 am
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on July 10, 2019, 04:33:28 am
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Pqsy7V0wphI/hqdefault.jpg
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Post by: Shell Game on July 10, 2019, 09:08:34 am
Pelippers have good memories!
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Post by: Wrought on July 10, 2019, 10:54:37 am
After years I finally found a role model (Peter Hitchens), it turns out, after being a veganarchist, I’m a pessimist and have been this pessimistic for years. Life is a life of pain, and I’ve come to expect people to think what I don’t want them to think. My diet’s going good and I feel stupid with all who think I’m crazy, and I need respect for my full-on brains, I haven’t done anything different.
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Post by: Shell Game on July 10, 2019, 05:38:32 pm
https://twitter.com/ravenbones_/status/1149057350155657216?s=20
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 11, 2019, 09:23:51 am
https://twitter.com/SJ_Watson/status/1148563546890035200
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Post by: beelzeboob on July 11, 2019, 09:33:42 am
A reminder and introduction to newcomers about the #DARKCEL core belief system. 

We are not ''incel'', we are the next evolution and solution to the inceldom, and mankind in general, we represent the next paradigm shift in thinking, we are the true enlightened. We are none of those cookie cutter right-wing, left-wing, centrist ideologies, we are beyond such childish concepts. 

To be Darkcel, is to know that there is no light in the Tunnel of Life, there is only darkness. and as Darkcels, we tame the darkness, and forge our own destiny among the endless nothingness, we create a future, we, are architects of destiny itself.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 11, 2019, 12:07:50 pm
https://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/Fidel_Castro
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Post by: Shell Game on July 11, 2019, 12:09:18 pm
Even with your body, always monster cockyze through a lens of material conditions!
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 16, 2019, 01:00:19 am
Night of the Lepus
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on July 16, 2019, 04:33:19 pm
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5606545/xandermartin98
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Post by: Hux on July 16, 2019, 04:39:31 pm
20f 5’10” |SW:230|CW:175|GW:160|
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 16, 2019, 11:48:48 pm
good bad literature
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on July 20, 2019, 12:12:29 am
 due to the fact that the word "Dick" is both a short form of Richard and a slang term for penis.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 20, 2019, 07:42:44 am
bellissima
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 29, 2019, 01:00:51 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complex_Mexican_hat_wavelet
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Post by: MasterOfHope on July 29, 2019, 06:41:21 pm
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Post by: A Meat on August 11, 2019, 06:43:33 am
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427508122198736917/610072150019276805/unknown.png)
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Post by: Sherman Tank on August 12, 2019, 08:38:00 pm
https://i.imgur.com/jBbduEo.jpg
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 05, 2019, 06:37:45 pm
Some special educators are also
wary of neuroscience because they
associate it (understandably but not
correctly) with the “brain based”
education of the 1960s and 1970s. At
that time, the promoters of the
“Doman-Delacato treatment of
neurologically handicapped children”
(Doman, Spitz, Zucman, Delacato, &
Doman, 1960) said that reading
difficulties were caused by brain
damage that could be reversed with
activities such as crawling, breathing
through masks, and doing somersaults.
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on September 05, 2019, 07:45:39 pm
let us adore you (reprise)
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 06, 2019, 09:44:30 pm
Should you become very attached to Rex, there is a chance to go on the hunt for a younger brain for him, with three different options being available.One of those brains comes from Violetta's guard dog, Fiends. It is very difficult to get (an entire fort needs to be destroyed in order to do so), but it does make Rex far quicker in battles if you can.
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Post by: Oats on September 13, 2019, 11:42:53 am
https://lsc.wisc.edu/facstaff/powers-professor-emeritus-deceased-richard/
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Post by: Shell Game on September 13, 2019, 12:01:03 pm
Bee yourself! beemoji
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Post by: Hux on September 19, 2019, 03:18:42 pm
vivillon is meadow, maravol is aggro
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on September 19, 2019, 11:02:26 pm
emperor's new groove
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 20, 2019, 03:14:37 am
https://twitter.com/heofonkoppe/status/1174872980641501185?s=21
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Post by: Oats on September 20, 2019, 09:24:24 am
https://www.tinymixtapes.com/mixtape/mixtape-girl-who-likes-trashy-pop-and-boy-who-likes-whale-sounds
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 20, 2019, 03:49:02 pm
https://www.tinymixtapes.com/mixtape/mixtape-girl-who-likes-trashy-pop-and-boy-who-likes-whale-sounds
Oats, September 20, 2019, 09:24:24 am

Compiled by that really annoying Dishonored fanblog the Tumblr radar keeps recommending you.
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on September 21, 2019, 10:16:16 am
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orobanche
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on September 27, 2019, 09:05:09 am
https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Bunsen_and_Beaker%27s_relationship (https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Bunsen_and_Beaker%27s_relationship)
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on September 27, 2019, 12:27:28 pm
https://www.reddit.com/r/medievaldoctor/
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 28, 2019, 09:52:59 pm
(NSFW for size)
NSFW content. Click to show.
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Post by: cat_examiner on September 28, 2019, 11:10:07 pm
https://books.google.com/books?id=18TdV0tkTJAC&pg=PA1&lpg=PA1&dq=Tactical+magick&source=bl&ots=LdZOisKARp&sig=ACfU3U39CE5p2NlGJfhg9yozl6XOBoA0Fw&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiT67zthfXkAhWxneAKHcniBRIQ6AEwCXoECGoQAQ#v=onepage&q=Tactical%20magick&f=false
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Post by: Shell Game on October 05, 2019, 02:01:48 pm
i can't really pick a favorite ridiculist because like... well how can you? but a favorite reader? probably Isfahan
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Post by: ikaribattousai on October 10, 2019, 04:35:40 pm
https://www.theverge.com/2016/12/27/14088760/vera-rubin-scientist-obituary-dark-matter-physics
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Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Vampire Bunnybread Jr. on October 22, 2019, 08:54:31 pm
Bitch ass necked lesaiban fucking

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Post by: Shell Game on October 23, 2019, 12:49:05 am
usually wannabe vampires
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 23, 2019, 09:42:29 am
The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains. And the smell of rot fills the country. Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth.


There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 24, 2019, 11:55:46 am
(1/6) H͎A͎N͎D͎S͎H͎A͎K͎E͎ ͎E͎R͎O͎T͎I͎C͎A͎ : client-server roleplaying in the context of peer-to-peer authentication

Be my server and I, as a client, will gently feed you with my watery secrets 💦
In the end, we will just get wet together by our shared secrets 🔗
..
❧ regarding your orgasm as the deepest secret of yours
❧ and your cum as a public key to open it
❧ our sex could be seen as the process of gaining trust and exchanging each other's ‘𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵’
❧ as we did for client-server identity authentication(handshake) in peer-to-peer network

Inspired by the secret handshake protocol of Scuttlebutt, < H͎A͎N͎D͎S͎H͎A͎K͎E͎ ͎E͎R͎O͎T͎I͎C͎A͎ > will introduce you to the detailed steps for getting aroused by client-server roleplaying. Come securely.

The terms and figures for the key exchange process are referenced from <Scuttlebutt Protocol Guide(https://ssbc.github.io/scuttlebutt-protocol-guide/)> and <Designing a Secret Handshake: Authenticated Key Exchange as a Capability System> by Dominic Tarr.
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 24, 2019, 06:33:27 pm
(1/6) H͎A͎N͎D͎S͎H͎A͎K͎E͎ ͎E͎R͎O͎T͎I͎C͎A͎ : client-server roleplaying in the context of peer-to-peer authentication
chai tea latte, October 24, 2019, 11:55:46 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHnHmA5WkAAQhm2?format=jpg&name=small)
(click 4 big)  (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHnHmA5WkAAQhm2?format=jpg&name=large)
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Post by: Shell Game on October 25, 2019, 01:55:38 am
20 years ago they mostly laughed about Budweiser frogs and played Who Let The Dogs Out everywhere.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 26, 2019, 03:51:42 pm
[F4M] - Trick or Treat, Fuck my Feet, Give Me Your Thick Cock Secrete
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 29, 2019, 11:53:06 pm
https://open.spotify.com/track/46q5BtHso0ECuTKeq70ZhW?si=Qet5cEEURzarRwm5hVyAIA
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 02, 2019, 03:25:29 pm
i feel bad for Josh the same way i feel bad for when you see like an ant or other bug that has had a leg ripped off by a predator or other misadventure and it is flailing around trying to move properly but it doesn't understand that it has lost one of its limbs and it will die soon
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 08, 2019, 09:07:49 pm


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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 09, 2019, 09:57:53 am
Elorm Kabu Amenyah (born 1 August 1992) professionally known as $pacely (pronounced Spacely) is a Ghanaian rapper and singer. He is a member of trap music collective La Meme Gang. He has collaborated with Kwesi Arthur, Nxwrth, RJZ, Pappy Kojo, Kiddblack, KwakuBS, Kofi Mole and Darkovibes. He released his debut EP Fine$$e or Be Fine$$ed [1] in 2019, which features songs like "Somimu" and "Uber" featuring Cina Soul [2] and Joey B [3] respectively.
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Post by: Oats on November 13, 2019, 03:41:46 pm
"schistosity"
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 15, 2019, 02:44:56 am
In the film Earth Girls Are Easy, the aliens are given a makeover at the "Curl up and Dye" Salon. There is a short sequence showing the TARGA video card, and TIPS paint software in action.
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 23, 2019, 03:41:36 pm
I just got a taxi between pubs cause it's raining and the taxi man was joking about how wet it was and how there's gonna be floods. I said yeah I heard the government cut.all the money to the flood defenses and he said yeah man the conservatives we gotta get them out. I was like yeah I heard there's an election going on.

he said labour is the one. they're good and Jeremy Corbyn is strong and shoots thick ropes. he said that electoral victory is only the first step in a revolutionary dialectic that ebbs and flows through the tributaries of class conflict. that the old world is dying and the new world is struggling to be born. as he dropped me off he said this is the time of monsters and refused to accept my labour tokens for the ride. i stood watching in the pouring rain as he drove into the night mist. a true proletarian hero. and then everyone started clapping. and that taxi drivers name? mao zedong
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Post by: Shell Game on November 30, 2019, 02:22:36 pm
Horror, poem-game, poetry, Psychological Horror, tony-hawk
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Post by: Pavlova on December 03, 2019, 01:10:40 am
Also elon musk is a bad dude cause he doesn't let his workers unionize
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Post by: Shell Game on December 15, 2019, 06:13:30 am
Melvin Tuttlemade got a lot of lore of his own this time around! Bitey Spaghetti is doing very nicely.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on December 15, 2019, 06:47:41 pm
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Post by: A Meat on December 30, 2019, 12:35:39 pm
SHOCKHOUND: So you actually make abstract pieces of furniture?

KAPRANOS: Yeah. My grandfather used to be a cabinetmaker, and he showed me a coupla things. And he was so skilled – he was somebody I looked up to and admired, so I could never call myself a furniture maker. But I think we all have things that we need to do, tasks that help us clear our heads. And for me, it’s cooking as well – any activity you can do that allows your thoughts freedom, allows them to work themselves out. That’s always a treat for me. But my furniture? Yeah, its pretty abstract. And it’s just an interest I’ve had since I was a kid.
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Post by: Great Joe on January 08, 2020, 01:42:18 pm
oh, so like how carpenter gothic is gothic architecture but shit
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Post by: Sauce on January 08, 2020, 03:46:37 pm
It's 2020. The band famous for Teenage Dirtbag is tweeting at the guy who wrote the "Axis of Evil" speech about how it's obvious he's never been in a street fight.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 10, 2020, 12:04:30 pm
In SURF, the DOG is replaced with a Hessian matrix-based blob detector.
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Post by: A Meat on January 10, 2020, 12:15:09 pm
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 10, 2020, 12:50:28 pm
SLAM algorithms are tailored to the available resources, hence not aimed at perfection, but at operational compliance.

edit:
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Post by: A Meat on January 23, 2020, 04:32:49 am
Plastid terminal oxidase oxidizes reduced PQH2 by reducing O2
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 27, 2020, 07:27:17 am
(https://i.imgur.com/kWhahFv.jpg)
I wrote the review as a gag, I'm amused that even the hotel didn't object to it being posted in full.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 06, 2020, 05:50:21 pm
It is difficult to understand why statisticians commonly limit their inquiries to Averages, and do not revel in more comprehensive views. Their souls seem as dull to the charm of variety as that of the native of one of our flat English counties, whose retrospect of Switzerland was that, if its mountains could be thrown into its lakes, two nuisances would be got rid of at once.
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 26, 2020, 05:20:54 pm
For Real ✌ It’s The Little Things That Count I Mean Don’t Get Me Wrong I’ve Had My Fair Share Of Mistakes But For Real Its A New Year  And I Am Trying To Be Better I Am Reading More Articles And Getting My Dick Sucked 4 Times A Week Or More I Used To Be In A Bad Way I Thought It Was Halloween But Turns Out It Hasn’t Been Halloween For 2 Years Puts Thing Into Perspective But I Dont Let It Define Me
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Post by: thelizzerd on March 01, 2020, 11:01:29 pm
 getline(File, line);
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 01, 2020, 11:14:22 pm
Yo I think the original Kingdom Under Fire got a steam release https://store.steampowered.com/app/1121420/Kingdom_Under_Fire_The_Crusaders/
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 31, 2020, 07:37:41 pm
If you can name a better 3 song stretch on a billboard #1 album I'll fight your dad
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Post by: Yavuz on April 07, 2020, 01:41:58 pm
“We paused it,” the source said. “We went to call our supervisor, and we’re like, ‘There’s a fucking asshole in there! There’s buttholes!’ It wasn’t prominent but you saw it… And you [were] just like, ‘What the hell is that?... There’s a fucking butthole in there.’ It wasn’t in your face—but at the same time, too, if you’re looking, you’ll see it.”
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 07, 2020, 12:12:18 am
H (https://krebsonsecurity.com/2020/04/how-cybercriminals-are-weathering-covid-19/#comment-509031)oly Shnikeys! Did I just see a section named “Conscience vs. Commerce”?! If I wasn’t so disgusted by everything cyberthug what Cyberhero Krebs calls “ne’r do wells”, I’d maybe almost could muster anything but contention for any of ’em. Nah, I take that back…

Interested by the sentence, “Responses to the proposal were mixed, with one forum user calling the plan ‘amoral,’ and another pointing out that cybercrime is inherently an immoral affair.”, particularly because I had never heard of the word “amoral” LOL I did a google[dot]com search for “amoral vs. immoral” and the first listing was a grammarly[dot]com entry:

“Amoral means (1) neither moral nor immoral, or (2) lacking moral sensibility. So while immoral and amoral might share a little common ground, there is a clear distinction: immoral things are bad, and amoral things are either neutral from a moral perspective or simply removed from moral considerations.”

So that’s basically having a conscience of convenience or having character that only REALLY shows its true nature when you’re SURE no one else is watching….

These people will be (and probably already are) cyberpimping out their grandmothers and/or grandchildren by virtue of cyberpimping having been “simply removed from moral considerations”; I mean look they even made me say “cyberpimping”, which even just writing feels immoral, twice (oops now thrice) for the first time ever in one sentence that was supposed to be about cyberamorality… LOL

So either way you look at it, Cyberhero Krebs, looks like the answer is still “commerce…” 🙁 Keep fighting the good fight BK, you and Schneier are legends in my book (and by book I don’t mean MS Word or Google Docs or even MS Notepad, I mean one of those spiral notebooks with lines in it that you write on with a pen and isn’t USB, wifi, mobile, etc. – line-height and margins already come preset; you share by ripping out pages; you delete by also ripping out pages but then crumpling them up and throwing them in a trash can – and if you want it shredded you tear up the page into pieces before crumpling; if you want encryption you use pig latin; you alternate color pallets by using different pens and if you want clipboard functionality you use a pencil with an eraser; if you want authentication and timestamping write yer f^cking name and the date in the top right corner of the page; and finally, if obfuscation is your concern, just write like I do and half the time you won’t be able to pretty-print any of it your own damn self)
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Post by: Penultimatum on June 07, 2020, 07:42:08 pm
We derive upper bounds for the density of angels dancing on the point of a pin. It is dependent on the assumed mass of the angels, with a maximum number of 8.6766*10exp49 angels at the critical angel mass (3.8807*10exp-34 kg).
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 08, 2020, 12:10:45 am
yeah isnt the impregnable me daddy guy named gru
the daddy frrm impregndable me
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on June 11, 2020, 09:08:39 pm
Buying BJJ rashguard to stave off feelings of inadequacy
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Post by: A Meat on June 14, 2020, 03:49:23 pm
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427508122198736917/721818098277154816/1200px-Saba.png)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 20, 2020, 11:40:28 am
Destiny's Surrender by Beverly Jenkins. The orgasm that causes the baby is in the first sentence, and it just gets more angsty from there. Historical.
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Post by: Ashto on June 21, 2020, 12:24:04 pm
Yo I have 15 hours into this game with multiple endings and I never got the option to offer my wife to someone.

What choice tree did you do?
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Post by: Shell Game on June 22, 2020, 12:46:13 am
https://ballp.it/index.php?topic=2542.msg147448#msg147448
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on June 22, 2020, 04:01:02 am
At the International Payments Conference on April 28, 2005, 'Dow representative' "Erastus Hamm" unveiled Acceptable Risk, the Acceptable Risk Calculator, and the Acceptable Risk mascot — a life-sized golden skeleton named Gilda — to an audience of about 70 banking professionals.
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 23, 2020, 12:35:30 am
recently read a comment on a joe rogan episode that talked about how joe always describes what he sees during his psychedelic experiences especially DMT, but never what he truly feels emotionally during these experiences, they were comparing him to his guest who was speaking about serious emotions but joe seemed unable to tap into that part of his memory at all chilling truly
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Post by: Yavuz on June 29, 2020, 07:27:47 pm
In 2006, PC World rated the Zip drive as the 15th worst technology product of all time.[10] Nonetheless, in 2007, PC World rated the Zip drive as the 23rd best technology product of all time[11] despite its known problems.
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 30, 2020, 02:15:22 am
yeah isnt the impregnable me daddy guy named gru
the daddy frrm impregndable me
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Post by: Frank West on July 01, 2020, 12:19:14 am
In 2006, PC World rated the Zip drive as the 15th worst technology product of all time.[10] Nonetheless, in 2007, PC World rated the Zip drive as the 23rd best technology product of all time[11] despite its known problems.
Yavuz, June 29, 2020, 07:27:47 pm

It was the best of drives, it was the worst of drives, it was the storage of wisdom, it was the storage of foolishness.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 03, 2020, 12:30:47 pm
Legit the best thing Marx did was asking Engels for money and Engels was like.. my wife just died and Marx is all... Dude, that sucks... The money though?
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Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Vampire Bunnybread Jr. on July 04, 2020, 11:32:31 pm
It impresses other people to see me hammer so fast and strong and to hear the hammer ring when it hits another piece of steel.   Others try it and cannot do it, it takes lots of practice and great strength and endurance.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on July 05, 2020, 12:08:54 am
Branson - The Star-Spangled Banner

Branson sings the national anthem.

Follow Episode 1:

SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/episode-one-868768631
Twitter: https://twitter.com/E1podcast
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Store: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/episode-1
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Post by: Yavuz on July 20, 2020, 02:53:25 pm
"Victor Laszlo" is described as "part-Gandhi, part-Sherlock Holmes, part-Einstein, part-Huck Finn"
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 25, 2020, 07:53:29 am
The photo considered most controversial was the one portraying the baptism of Jesus in a public bathhouse, in which the penis of the Jesus character was visible.

As a result of archbishop K. G. Hammar's sanction and defense of the exhibition, the Pope[who?] cancelled[when?] the planned audience[which?] he previously had granted[why?] Hammar.[citation needed]
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 31, 2020, 08:03:06 am
man who drinks a coffee pot full of gravy every day dreams of immortality
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 04, 2020, 05:31:33 pm
I'm not a wine guy but i got that napa gold
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 04, 2020, 06:43:05 pm
I'm not a wine guy but i got that napa gold
Agent Coop Time!, August 04, 2020, 05:31:33 pm
I'm not a cabbage guy but i love jiaozi
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 04, 2020, 07:52:01 pm
I'm not a wine guy but i got that napa gold
Agent Coop Time!, August 04, 2020, 05:31:33 pm
I'm not a cabbage guy but i love jiaozi
chai tea latte, August 04, 2020, 06:43:05 pm
we love anything with thicker skin than a wonton
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Post by: Ashto on August 05, 2020, 10:46:07 am
Addison Cain was living in Kyoto, volunteering at a shrine and studying indigenous Japanese religion. She was supposed to be working on a scholarly book about her research, but started writing intensely erotic Batman fan fiction instead.
— New York Times, May 23 2020
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Post by: Wrought on August 05, 2020, 10:50:20 am
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/e4b118dcbf2c2f89179bc051c2bd31eb/adcb46bf52b04daa-4e/s540x810/8fcd41ff7b4e3e1d72098609cca0e2e0a62fe6ea.png)
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Post by: A Meat on August 05, 2020, 11:15:11 am
Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius
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Post by: Shell Game on August 05, 2020, 12:30:30 pm
Final Fantasy XIII-2 was just Time Travel Snow Crash. Prove me wrong.
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 06, 2020, 07:01:10 pm
accidentally did two tabs of acid last week and thought I'd died during the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan and was insanely pissed off I never got to finish A Canticle For Leibowitz
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Post by: Ashto on August 06, 2020, 09:41:51 pm
Okay. Finally managed to get the search engine to spit out some results on the topic. Indeed, last one was a week ago. So I'll now apologize for my sarcasm and rudeness.

I would ask if it was really necessary to be so harsh to me rather than just, I dunno, helping me?

And I'm not just speaking from the position of a seemingly new member here. For over a year now, I've moderated a couple forums on Magic: the Gathering myself. And honestly, its not that hard to be kind to incoming members.
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 15, 2020, 06:56:53 pm
The character, Eric McNally, is depicted as a former Toronto Maple Leafs hockey player. This movie received permission by the NHL, and the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey organization to use jerseys, clips, and other items relating to that club. It is the first time in major professional sports history that such permission has been given. This caused some controversy due to the character's homosexuality.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 17, 2020, 12:08:02 pm
https://twitter.com/fuckinalpamare/status/1295133324877410305
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Post by: Semantic Weeb on August 20, 2020, 01:59:34 am
In 1953, Kettlewell started a preliminary experiment in which moths were released into a large (18 m × 6 m) aviary, where they were fed on by great tits (Parus major).
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on August 20, 2020, 04:33:09 am
The Simpsons is an American animated sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The series is a satirical parody of a working class American lifestyle epitomized by its family of the same name, which consists of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. The show is set in the fictional city of Springfield, and lampoons American culture, society, television and many aspects of the human condition.
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Post by: A Meat on August 22, 2020, 04:24:39 am
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onah
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 22, 2020, 10:35:56 am
This makes me wonder how popular with the ladies Rick was after “Never Give You Up? came out. (Was he laying pipe or what)
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Post by: Shell Game on August 22, 2020, 12:41:39 pm
Thinking of changing the description of this channel to "grandpa west and uncle tuttle argue over each other's war stories while weird auntie chai lines up cards across the entire table. "
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 22, 2020, 12:49:19 pm
Thinking of changing the description of this channel to "grandpa west and uncle tuttle argue over each other's war stories while weird auntie chai lines up cards across the entire table. "
Shell Game, August 22, 2020, 12:41:39 pm

Honestly, this is my retirement dream right there.
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 22, 2020, 10:06:51 pm
Thinking of changing the description of this channel to "grandpa west and uncle tuttle argue over each other's war stories while weird auntie chai lines up cards across the entire table. "
Shell Game, August 22, 2020, 12:41:39 pm

Honestly, this is my retirement dream right there.
Bobguinary Novel, August 22, 2020, 12:49:19 pm
and we all do tai chi in the parking lot at dawn
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 24, 2020, 11:11:17 am
Michael J. McFadden
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April 24
Author of "Dissecting Antismokers' Brains" and "TobakkoNacht -- The Antismoking Endgame"
How does COVID 19 affect smokers?
Originally Answered: Why does COVID 19 hit smokers harder?

If you go to Preliminary Estimates of the Prevalence of Selected Underlying...

you will see that the largest and most authoritative to study to this date basically upholds and intensifies the results of almost all the studies already done:

Smokers are FAR LESS LIKELY to get COVID-19 than nonsmokers.

The CDC study cited looked at a randomly selected group of 7,162 COVID-19 victims for which completed medical information was available.

They reported on many facets of what they found, but gave very little attention to one row of figures that was down near the bottom of their “Background Conditions” list in their TABLE 1. That row of figures showed how many out of the 7,162 were smokers — a group that they no doubt expected would be highly disproportionately represented among the sick and dying of this horrible viral respiratory infection.

Go take a quick look at that link and that table so you’ll understand what I’m about to say next:

COVID-19 VERY disproportionately attacks and kills NONsmokers far more than smokers.

Of the 7,162 COVID-19 subjects over 7,000 were current nonsmokers or ex-smokers while fewer than a hundred were active smokers!

Yes, you read that correctly. If you packed all the COVID-19 sufferers in that CDC study into buses holding 100 passengers apiece you’d have about 70 buses.

You might board and canvass 69 out of the 70 buses and NEVER FIND A SINGLE SMOKER among them!

Go back to that study. Read it. Then feel free to check out the dozen or so other studies that have been done so far. See if you can find a SINGLE ONE where smokers are in a majority. Heck, see if you can find a single one where they make up even a percentage representation that would be equal to the local population if smoking had NO effect.

You won’t. (Unless they’ve added a new one or I’ve somehow missed one!)

Uniformly, and I believe universally, they show smoking as having a protective effect, at least statistically, against contracting COVID-19!

Note that I add the “statistical” caution in there. Unlike the antismokers I often criticize, I’m well aware that correlation does not necessarily equal causation. Antismokers will be quick to point out smoking’s correlation with cirrhosis of the liver as well as with auto accidents. (Heh, and they’ll try to translate the latter into bans on smoking while driving!)

What they never mention is that smoking is highly correlated with alcohol drinking. As habits, the two go very pleasantly together, and drinkers, particularly heavy drinkers who usually aren’t very health-conscious in general, tend to smoke a lot.

It’s the DRINKING that causes the cirrhosis and the accidents: NOT the smoking.

Sooo… is THAT what’s happening with COVID-19? Is smoking NOT protective against the disease? Is it just wildly correlated with something else out there that people do in their lives?

I’d say that that is highly, HIGHLY doubtful. Why? Because although I’m not a doctor of any sort I’ve spent a lot of time over the last forty years reading and thinking and writing a lot in the general area of smoking and health and smoking bans and antismoking tactics and propaganda. Over the last few weeks, since this correlation of smoking with a sort of immunity to COVID-19 first became apparent, I’ve looked very hard for other activities or conditions that could be the cause of the seemingly crazy numbers.

I have found NO other good explanation as of this point.

Even the wild and scary news story that splashed through hundreds of news outlets and likely thousands of web pages and blogs in the last two weeks about smokers being 14 times as likely to suffer all sorts of varied COVID-19-related fates is about as bogus as they get. If you read Michael Shmoish's answer to First we were told that smokers were likely to be very adversely affected by covid19 and now we are informed that nicotine actually impedes the virus. What is the truth? you will find that the claim is based on FIVE smokers (out of the 80 patients they found for the study, 75 were NONsmokers!) and on the proportion of the more serious form of COVID-19 to the less serious. That figure is worth virtually nothing against the overall backdrop of the absence of smokers to be found amongst the sick in the study.

Soo ... why did you hear so much about that 14x figure? I’m still checking that out, but it almost certainly was from a press-released brainchild of a government-funded antismoking group … one of the groups that swallow hundreds of millions of MSA and smokers’ tax dollars every year and vomit it back up in the form of hateful propaganda … such as this warning about smokers and “14 times” and the coronavirus … a warning clearly designed, as usual, to paint smokers as undesirables — lepers who will bring disease and death to innocent children and nonsmokers.

Except that this time … it seems it’s the nonsmokers and COVID-19 who are doing that bringing … and the nonsmokers who are suffering … unfortunately in very large numbers that are likely to get larger if we jump out of our homes and forget “social distancing” too quickly.

    MJM, who apologizes for the length of this answer … but the material is a bit complicated, and it is VERY important for people to understand.
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 26, 2020, 12:49:55 am
oh speaking of cum drawers i have an anecdote to share
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on August 28, 2020, 03:03:57 am
In the Parliament of Australia, the political parties appoint party whips to ensure party discipline
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Post by: Great Joe on August 28, 2020, 03:22:36 am
Lo prometido es deuda.

Compartimos la liga para ver la película estadounidense de ciencia ficción "Contacto", lanzada en 1997 y basada en la novela del mismo nombre de Carl Sagan de 1985.

Todo ello, con el fin de tener inspiración para la tertulia de este jueves 27 de agosto.

El #tema elegido fue: "Implicaciones de un genuino contacto extraterrestre"

Las etiquetas a usar serán:
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on August 31, 2020, 05:16:20 pm
You were named after the two bravest people I ever knew, Necro Butcher Samoa Joe Potter
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 02, 2020, 12:06:30 am

The first man who, having fenced in a piece of land, said "This is mine," and found people naïve enough to believe him, that man was the true founder of civil society. From how many crimes, wars, and murders, from how many horrors and misfortunes might not any one have saved mankind, by pulling up the stakes, or filling up the ditch, and crying to his fellows: Beware of listening to this impostor; you are undone if you once forget that the fruits of the earth belong to us all, and the earth itself to nobody.
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 02, 2020, 12:35:56 pm
Wizard (8)
Your skills are getting out of this world. Some of your answers are magical. Answer 2000 tickets or make 2000 chats to reach this level.
Mage (9)
You answer tickets by the touch of your mind. Your magic has grown to the highest level possible. Answer 5000 tickets or make 5000 chats to reach this level.
Regent (10)
You rule this system. Tickets come and go under your command. Answer 10000 tickets or make 10000 chats to reach this level.
King (11)
You are the King. Now its time to hold this position and protect it so no one can get your throne. Answer 15000 tickets or make 15000 chats to reach this level.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 02, 2020, 03:51:36 pm
Look, we all know the KKK runs Mechanical Turk but they shouldn't show their hand so obviously.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 07, 2020, 08:22:39 am
but with shading, we finish off this ass; its shading becomes more or less confused with similar shades: its shape combines with other shapes, as they might be arranged in a painting. Already, the ass is no longer an ass, at least for the little child,
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Post by: Shell Game on September 07, 2020, 10:00:08 am
BIRTHDAY

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Post by: Vinny Possum on September 08, 2020, 08:05:16 am
Midhir
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 11, 2020, 12:23:20 pm
²⁷ For a hand pointing to a passage dealing with the rarity with which Jewish sperm generates a face, see Girolamo Manfredi, Liber de homine(Bologna, 1474), Oxford: Bodleian Library, Inc.d.I.ii 1474/2, fol. 24.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 13, 2020, 06:08:19 am
What literacy is to the monster cockytical mind, electracy is to the affective body: a prosthesis that enhances and augments a natural or organic human potential. Alphabetic writing is an artificial memory that supports long complex chains of reasoning impossible to sustain within the organic mind. Digital imaging similarly supports extensive complexes of mood atmospheres beyond organic capacity. Electrate logic proposes to design these atmospheres into affective group intelligence. Literacy and electracy in collaboration produce a civilizational left-brain right-brain integration. If literacy focused on universally valid methodologies of knowledge (sciences), electracy focuses on the individual state of mind within which knowing takes place (arts).
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Post by: A Meat on September 14, 2020, 03:46:33 pm
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/81/Kettwurst_2018.jpg)
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Post by: Vinny Possum on September 16, 2020, 08:35:08 pm
my_rest.describe_restaurant()
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Post by: Shell Game on September 17, 2020, 01:04:16 am
:ballpit:
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Post by: Hux on October 04, 2020, 10:08:25 pm
OH THESE? 😳YOU MEAN MY 😘BOOBIES? 🥰MY MASSIVE 🤣FUCKING TIDDIES? 😙✌️MY SUPER 🤬STUFFED 😱UP MILKIES? 😩💦 MY HONKER 🥺BONKER DOINKY 😠BOINKYS? 😈😫MY FUCKING😒 FABRIC STREACHING WIND 🤭FLAPPING GRAVITY WELLING SEX 😴MOUNDS? 😝😂YOU MEAN 🥴THESE ✨SUPER DUPER✨ ULTRA HYPER GOD DAMN ☺️MOTHER FUCKIN 🧐BOUNCERS?😇 🌸
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Post by: Vinny Possum on October 05, 2020, 05:03:16 am
"{:,}".format(number)"{:,}".format(number)
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Post by: Puppy Time on October 09, 2020, 07:01:19 pm
ネヲ
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 10, 2020, 10:05:37 pm
the original idea had been to dump a barrel of food leftovers on a young boy chained in a dungeon
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Post by: Shell Game on October 14, 2020, 01:01:48 am
   "The Visitor"   
Wealthy gadabout Oswald Hendryks Cornelius is stranded in Cairo when a Syrian businessman picks him up by the side of the road and offers him a room for the night in his desert mansion. While there Oswald meets the man's wife and daughter, both of whom are extremely beautiful. A midnight liaison occurs and Oswald wonders who it was he spent the night with, when the businessman reveals to him new information that could be fatal.

"The Great Switcheroo"   
Two middle-class suburban men at a neighbourhood party devise a ruse whereby each can sleep with the other's wife, without either wife realising the deception. They compare sexual techniques beforehand, and one receives a rude awakening the morning after.

"The Last Act"   
After being widowed a woman reconnects with the man she left for her late husband years ago. The man is a gynaecologist, recently separated, and unbeknownst to the woman still harbours a grudge for her breaking off their relationship. He begins to seduce her, and a terrible revenge ensues.

"Bitch"   
Oswald Cornelius becomes entangled with a Belgian olfactory expert who claims to have discovered an eighth smell-related nerve that, when stimulated, unlocks certain aspects of human sexual experience. The expert develops a perfume to stimulate the nerve, causing chaos when it is exposed during a high society dinner for an American women's movement that Oswald is attending.
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 14, 2020, 05:32:47 pm
Wizard (8)
Your skills are getting out of this world. Some of your answers are magical. Answer 2000 tickets or make 2000 chats to reach this level.
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Post by: Puppy Time on October 14, 2020, 09:26:23 pm
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGUm8xRg5be/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet (https://www.instagram.com/p/CGUm8xRg5be/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 15, 2020, 05:11:36 pm
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/440349126232899584/766397638634373150/unknown.png)
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Post by: Shell Game on October 15, 2020, 11:54:13 pm
The character has been well-received by video game publications, several of which praised his role as a boss, and his playable inclusion in the special editions of Devil May Cry. His redesign for Ninja Theory's reboot was the subject of praise, finding him more appealing than Dante.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 18, 2020, 03:59:32 am
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on October 18, 2020, 04:42:53 am
Mulan has actually killed more people than any other Disney character
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Post by: Frank West on October 18, 2020, 05:50:53 pm
Well, Chernobog is technically a disney character, and he's like megasatan.
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Post by: Shell Game on October 19, 2020, 10:42:12 am
The oldest kid from home improvement was arrested in town.
https://nbc16.com/news/local/report-90s-sitcom-actor-arrested-in-eugene
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 21, 2020, 10:52:33 am
This book is partly based on ideas contained in my paper Down with Determinants!, published in the American Mathematical Monthly.
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on October 21, 2020, 10:59:15 am
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 23, 2020, 09:38:44 am
George is tired and needs to take a nap while at work; he finds the perfect place, under his desk. Kramer has taken up swimming, but he finds the local pool too constricting for his needs so he begins swimming in the East River between the Queensboro Bridge and the Brooklyn Bridge. Elaine's date Hal (Vince Grant) is worried about his back after injuring it on a bench. Later, he sends her an erganomic mattress and she assumes he'll be needing it for sex. She gives the mattress to Kramer. Jerry is getting new kitchen cabinets, but the contractor (Stephen Lee) is constantly asking him questions. George gets Jerry's contractor to make some modifications for his desk, including space for an alarm clock. Steinbrenner is in George's office looking for him to ask him what the lyrics are to "Heartbreaker" by Pat Benatar; he decides to wait for George to return. George gets Jerry to phone in a bomb threat in an effort to get Steinbrenner out of his office; instead, he decides to hide under the desk. After finding George under the desk, Steinbrenner thinks he has ESP and would be perfect to meet the "terrorist's" demand of a fitted hat day.

Meanwhile, Jerry's contractor, left on his own, has built a large and obtrusive addition to Jerry's kitchen that no one likes. Elaine gets her mattress back when Hal tells her it was just for her back; however, Kramer has fouled it up with the stench of the East River. Elaine's boyfriend discovers the benefits of swimming in the East River, and invites his fellow patients to join in. Steinbrenner hears a ticking sound in George's office, thinks it's a bomb, calls in the bomb squad, and instead he finds George's clips, coffee mug, alarm clock, etc. Jerry decides he needs his old kitchen back. Elaine throws her back out trying to get rid of the mattress, and goes to the East River as well. George finds a new place to nap: in Jerry's cupboards, which were rebuilt into their normal condition for $4,000.
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 26, 2020, 03:05:04 pm
Today the man who predicted the global collapse just warned it’s going to get very scary before this is over. It’s Going To Get Very Scary Before This Is Over. Will the Coronavirus be the catalyst of not just a depression but also major reduction in global population? The growth in world population since the 1850s has been explosive. In the 1850s there were one billion people and today we are 7.8 billion. Although many “experts” have extrapolated the growth to 10 billion and more in coming decades, this has in my view not been based on sound reasoning. Instead, as I have been writing about and discussed many times the spike in population that we have seen in the last 170 years will not end well.
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on October 26, 2020, 03:34:26 pm
https://www.redfin.com/KY/Louisville/8800-Blue-Lick-Rd-40219/home/84240362
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 28, 2020, 12:15:27 pm
When this mushroom is properly dried and cured it makes an excellent herbal winter tonic which can be steeped like a tea or made into a flour for baking or as a condiment sprinkled on food. At larger doses, yes it is ‘psychedelic’ and alters perception, usually in an interesting and positive way. Kinetic, spatial, and aural (sound) realms particularly effected. Music is great on Muscaria. Also feeling of great unity with all and subsequent a feeling of quiet calm power, but also a kind of crazy awkwardness which I call ‘drunken master syndrome’ where you feel that you can dance, romp, jump in any way you like but you will never fall down. So there is something about this mushroom, as an herb and psychedelic healer, in my mind, which points to application for imbalances as well as lack of rigorous movement due to 21st century ennuie and media-borne-paralysis. Just what the herbalist ordered! Reports of people throwing up from this mushroom are always cases where it was eaten raw or cooked but in too large amounts. Also fresh, in small amounts, unparboiled, but well cooked in its own juices and perhaps some coconut oil at high heat, it is excellent and really gives you a positive and energetic outlook as well. Plenty of energy for anything, in a world that is really, quite fascinating after all! Mushrooms are the ethical flesh of the ethical human future. Tasty flesh sans bloodletting and exploitation! Si, se puede! Signed, Zoroaster
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 28, 2020, 02:26:17 pm
My guy Tankie Mike literally smokes 20 spliffs or js a day
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Post by: Shell Game on October 29, 2020, 06:10:17 am
Normalizing cishet
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on October 29, 2020, 08:49:47 am
AITA for pissing and shitting in an elevator?
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 29, 2020, 01:48:20 pm
https://www.fec.gov/data/receipts/individual-contributions/?data_type=processed&contributor_occupation=Youtuber&two_year_transaction_period=2020&min_date=01%2F01%2F2019&max_date=12%2F31%2F2020
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 29, 2020, 07:35:44 pm
NSFW content. Click to show.
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 31, 2020, 05:50:59 pm

According to Pausanias the werewolf could once again live as a man provided he abstained from human flesh for nine years; if however the wolf tasted the flesh of a man he would remain a beast forever.[2] Augustine and Pliny agree with the main aspects of the story but claim the requisite waiting period was ten years, not nine.[1][4]
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 31, 2020, 06:27:38 pm
Danny: I knew this bloke once, right. And... he used to masturbate so much that he grew very fond of his hand. So much so, that he began to talk to it and he put a little face on it and he called it Muriel. And after a while Muriel began to talk back to him. He would get her all doled up in make up and specially made little clothes and at night she'd go down and make intense mad passionate love to him. Anyway, one night about three am he wakes up in a cold sweat. And hears all this panting and moaning and groaning coming from the next door neighbours apartment. And he looks down at his hand, there's nothing there. Its gone. Its just this bloodied stump. So he staggers out into the hallway and he sees that the next door neighbour's doors is wide open. So he pops his head in and what does he see, on the bed, his hand, Muriel, all dressed up to the nines, make up on, going down on the next door neighbour.

[pause]

Danny: It's a true story
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Post by: lazzer grardaion? on November 04, 2020, 03:49:40 pm
There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea
You became the light on the dark side of me
Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill
But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?

Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey

There is so much a man can tell you, so much he can say
You remain my power, my pleasure, my pain

Baby, to me, you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny
Won't you tell me, is that healthy, baby?
But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?

Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
I've been kissed by a rose on the grey
I've been kissed by a rose on the grey
And if I should fall, will it all go away?
I've been kissed by a rose on the grey

There is so much a man can tell you, so much he can say
You remain my power, my pleasure, my pain
To me, you're like a growing, addiction that I can't deny (yeah)
Won't you tell me, is that healthy, baby?
But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large, and the light that you shine can be seen?

Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
Yes I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you stranger it feels, yeah
And now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
Now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on November 04, 2020, 10:09:06 pm
AITA for telling my daughter that neglecting her education won’t bring her friend back?
My daughter who is 11 lost a classmate and friend to a brain tumor.

After getting the news she holed up in her room for the rest of Sunday.

Monday came and when I went into her room, she was still sitting on her bed saying she didn’t want to go to school.

I was exasperated at her refusal to get out of bed. My husband came in and voiced his disappointment with our daughter for making both of us late for important client meetings.

I finally convince my daughter to get in the car and drop her off.

When I get home from work, she says she can’t believe I made her go to school with tears in her eyes and she cried the moment she entered the doors and had to lay down in the clinic during lunch.

I told my daughter that she was going to lose a lot of people in her life and that her father lost not just a short term acquaintance but his brother while he was opening his firm, but he actively pushed forward, and she needed to follow his example.

I also reminded her that getting bad grades was not going to bring her classmate back. AITA?

Obviously I have sympathy for her, but I feel it’s my job to give her the tools to navigate life and become a successful, resilient person.
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Post by: Puppy Time on November 06, 2020, 04:50:04 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/xwSj4o2.gif)
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 07, 2020, 12:56:56 pm
Sources: Dayton is pulling out of the Bad Boy Mowers Crossover Classic in South Dakota due to COVID-19.
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 10, 2020, 10:21:38 pm
so i think if i really had to workshop it, i'd do something like, donald trump looked down at his penis and sent a photo of it to vladimir putin, his step-brother who's home on holidays from grad school. but vladimir putin was like. donald this isnt big enough. michelle obamas penis was much larger. and donald trump would paint his penis black with boot polish (fascist imagery, this is woke) and then think that it looks bigger and fuck vladimir putin in the ass, who would also think that it was bigger. send pos
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 11, 2020, 08:42:24 am
https://fictional-vehicle-brands.fandom.com/wiki/Fictional_Vehicle_Brands_Wiki
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Post by: A Meat on November 12, 2020, 04:13:21 pm
https://www.amazon.de/-/en/dp/B08HMZ2KK8?language=en_GB&ref_=ast_sto_dp
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 18, 2020, 08:18:34 am
Potential topics include, but are not limited to:
- (Re)theorising the meme (between semiotic surface and asignifying network)
- Non-anglophone & local meme cultures (Pepe in Hong Kong, meme-driven moral panics in India, anti-censorship memeing in China, Japanese imageboards)
- Meme genealogies and web histories (usenet, Something Awful, YTMND)
- New approaches to online visual culture (archive.org, altpedias, image monster cockysis)
- Artistic appropriations of memetic styles and tactics
- Unfunny memes & attendant notions of influence, manipulation, gamification, and war (in propaganda and political campaigning, armed conflict, population control, genocide, global intelligence, viral marketing)
- Memes and online identity politics (gender, race, class)
- Memetic subjectivities and political affects (zoomers, doomers, Karens, Chads, Wojaks)
- Conspiracy theories as memetic narratives
- Normiefication and its counter-responses (ironic/post-ironic, wholesome, surrealist, dank, meta memes)
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 18, 2020, 11:04:02 pm
When reached for comment, Rhinehart called Motherboard “censors” and wrote in an email, “You are a bad person for attacking an innocent beverage company. You are like a terrorist attacking an innocent family.”
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Post by: Shell Game on November 19, 2020, 01:52:02 am
I really don't understand why you'd call someone and sit on the line to ask them questions, only to not listen to their answers
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 20, 2020, 01:26:04 am
ab_channel=Kurberos
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Post by: Hux on November 20, 2020, 02:29:27 am
A frogge biþ a smal beaste wiþ foure leggys, whyche liueþ booþ in watyre and on londe. It is broune or grene or yelowe, or be it tropyckal, he may haue dyuers coloures. It haþ longys and guilles booþe. It haccheþ from an ey and it þan ys a tadpolle. It groweþ to ben a frogge, if it þan ne be noght eten
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 07, 2020, 06:15:20 pm
fish are pretty much designed to smoke if you think about it. the second one just looks so natural like its sticking out his little pocket.
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Post by: Oats on December 10, 2020, 06:48:15 pm
I am Here for Cool Grandma Shenanigans
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Post by: Shell Game on December 11, 2020, 01:07:57 am
Nevaeh Jellicle Jenova Winchester
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Post by: Puppy Time on December 11, 2020, 09:01:44 am
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 18, 2020, 02:55:48 pm
andropov was old but was also getting ready to pursue a really vigorous anti-corruption campaign and try to get the revolutionary spirit  back in the party. he was a pro-stalin kind of guy (good). then he died and chernenko somehow became chairman and was too old and senile to do anything and the cia didnt even know anything about him because of how obscure he was. this was followed up by gorby himself the absolute nutter maybe one of the most consequential people of the past 30 years who FUCKED EVERYTHING UP SO BAD I HATE HIS ASS.
anyways i came here to say that the ps5 is so fucking ugly
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on December 20, 2020, 11:13:49 pm
Scanning for nice boys and girls. Scanning. Scanning. None could be located. This world has become a desolate nightmare. Happy Holidays!   
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Post by: dractivisionary on December 23, 2020, 09:13:57 pm
DankPods
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 25, 2020, 12:31:27 am
(i do not know much about drugs but it seems like a good idea)
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 26, 2020, 07:49:43 pm
misunderstood by the critics of his time (Roger Ebert, 2nd battalion japanese defense force, etc.)
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Post by: positive stress on December 27, 2020, 02:34:06 am
Hey guys i want to wish you all a merry christmas. Discord is full of copypasted christmas messages, that people don't even read and just forward to other servers. I don't like that. I like to write what i deeply wish and what comes from my heart. Our friendships, from the most deep ones to the most virtual ones are very important and will never be represented by a simple message copied from elsewhere. This being said I would like to thank all of you. You are the best hockey team i've ever played with.
A big hug, Allison
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Post by: Antivehicular on December 27, 2020, 04:44:35 am
http://archiveofourown.org/collections/raremaleslashexchange2017/works/11664642
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Post by: Shell Game on December 27, 2020, 11:21:12 am
I sign in from time to time and
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 27, 2020, 01:02:57 pm


            _EPISODE I: RACER (Nintendo 64)_____________
           /                                            \
          |                      THE                     |
          |      _______________   ____     ______       |
          |     /  ______   ____| |    |   |   _  \      |
          |    |   \__   | |     |  /\  |  |  |_|  |     |
          |     \__   \  | |     |  ~~  |  |      /      |
          |  ______\   | | |    |   __   | |  |\  \____  |
          | |_________/  |_|    |__|  |__| |__| \______| |
          |  __  ___  __   ____     ______     ________  |
          | |  ||   ||  | |    |   |   _  \   /  ______| |
          |  |  |   |  | |  /\  |  |  |_|  | |   \__     |
          |  |    |    | |  ~~  |  |      /   \__   \    |
          |   |  | |  | |   __   | |  |\  \______\   |   |
          |   |__| |__| |__|  |__| |__| \___________/    |
          |   _________   ____      _____      ________  |
          |  |   ______| |    |    / ___ \    /  ______| |     
          |  |  |___    |  /\  |  | |   | |  |   \__     |
          |  |   ___|   |  ~~  |  | |   | |   \__   \    |
          |  |  |      |   __   | | |___| | _____\   |   |
          |  |__|      |__|  |__|  \_   _/ |________/    |
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          |                   COLLECTION                 |
           \__________________                         _/
                              Secrets Guide version 1.0       
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Post by: A Meat on January 03, 2021, 06:07:52 am
Pit (Kid Icarus) (An angel who reveals the Revelation.)
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Post by: A Meat on January 03, 2021, 06:28:34 am
Zim (A former Invader in the Irken Empire. Now he is a devout Catholic, a proud pacifist, loves humans, a proud resident of Earth, a good friend of Dib and Gaz, a proud supporter of the Grand Alliance, and the commander of Irken rebels. Also, he is known for a very ugly secret that the Irkens were used to be peaceful before a coup turned itself into a fascist, militaristic empire, so he must turn it back to the way the Irkens were before the coup. He is also Christianized as Ezekiel Gabriel Zim. Also, he is very calming and wise, and knew how to self-control, and is a good helper of the Preschool Girls as well, and he even hates his evil brother, Zir, and also, he hates invasions and wars.)
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 15, 2021, 07:03:41 pm
Heavy planeswalkers are rarely used except in blue decks that use Negative Power . Negative Power is a card that chooses a situation compared to Lava Throw Arrow and Ren and Sixth, so it can sometimes be a cause of defeat.

The presence of Negative Power forced players to use agro decks with Dream Nest Rules and decks with lots of creatures. As a result, blue decks can also reduce the number of Negative Powers .

This is easy dos shadow "Rurusu of the dream of the nest" after the side board to abandon the "month of Chizome" starts from Toko to use, Oboshu bold on the main deck "month of Chizome" is recognized as a deck containing the It came to be. Even helicopter odd company, to the side board by touching the red "Magus of the month" that put the, "set the company" I was also that you have to let out from.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on January 20, 2021, 04:32:09 am
Burton actually isn't a human being; he's a circle that gained sentience.
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Post by: thelizzerd on January 20, 2021, 03:23:10 pm
Conference Center Dr, Chantilly, VA 20151
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Post by: Shell Game on January 21, 2021, 03:16:42 am
I don't think this matches his personality but i like to imagine wrought as the cactus
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Post by: Puppy Time on January 21, 2021, 10:54:36 am
The Rebirth Of
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Post by: positive stress on January 26, 2021, 10:52:54 am
Clementine arrived wit Lauren Ben loaned 3-Jay and Vincent the Cuda, and took his old Mercedes. He hated having Sarah in that car, but he had little choice. But he was disgusted knowing she was strapped into the backseat where her sister was conceived. However they did find a beautiful blue dress for her to wear to the function. He was wearing his gray suit, since he had no reason to impress anyone.
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 26, 2021, 02:07:18 pm
this was also the same place I lived as a kid where this sketchy guy asked me if I found a small bag of diamonds on the sidewalk because it was his that he lost not long ago and I really scanned up and down the street with this meth head looking for his meth he lost
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Post by: Antivehicular on January 26, 2021, 03:16:02 pm
https://nebushumor.wordpress.com/2020/03/09/whats-going-on-in-mark-trail-did-mark-trail-leave-harvey-camel-for-dead-december-2019-march-2020/
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Post by: dractivisionary on January 26, 2021, 05:54:17 pm
nekomaru nidai
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Post by: thelizzerd on January 29, 2021, 01:35:07 am
5 Tomatoes
 ½ Small red onion
 1 Jalapeno
 Handful of cilantro
 23 RED VINES® Original Red Twists
 Salt & pepper to taste
 Tortilla chips

(*note this may be for another document)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 04, 2021, 01:54:52 am
finally, every one of his thoughts, every immaterial fancy, now took bodily shape around his sick-bed; took bodily shape almost at the moment of its conception: at last he saw himself thinking not in immaterial ideas, but in whole worlds, whole creations, saw himself borne along like an atom in this infinite, strange world from which there was no escape, and all this life in its mutinous independence crushing and oppressing him and pursuing him with eternal, infinite irony; he felt that he was dying, dissolving into dust and ashes for ever, and even without hope of resurrection, he tried to flee, but there was no corner in all the universe to hide him.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 04, 2021, 04:53:34 pm
The Gods of music laughed and told the skinny Midwestern White boys that they could have the extra special songwriting powers they desired, but they would have to accept a penalty.. to forever have a slight aspect of soft boi cringe to their vibe and scene. They agreed and picked up their cheap instruments, ready to tour basements nationwide.
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Post by: Shell Game on February 04, 2021, 11:35:24 pm
Oh right. I've done it yet again. I've let a concentration
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Post by: thelizzerd on February 04, 2021, 11:44:19 pm
Entry-Level Software Engineer
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Post by: Antivehicular on February 04, 2021, 11:44:31 pm
https://mobile.twitter.com/stu_bot3000/status/1356921656946679810
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 05, 2021, 05:29:05 am
Sonic the Hedgehog Lego announced
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 05, 2021, 08:50:44 am
The Gods of music laughed and told the skinny Midwestern White boys that they could have the extra special songwriting powers they desired, but they would have to accept a penalty.. to forever have a slight aspect of soft boi cringe to their vibe and scene. They agreed and picked up their cheap instruments, ready to tour basements nationwide.
Spooks, February 04, 2021, 04:53:34 pm
Fallout Boy fanfic?
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Post by: Lumbermouth on February 05, 2021, 08:54:16 am
The Gods of music laughed and told the skinny Midwestern White boys that they could have the extra special songwriting powers they desired, but they would have to accept a penalty.. to forever have a slight aspect of soft boi cringe to their vibe and scene. They agreed and picked up their cheap instruments, ready to tour basements nationwide.
Spooks, February 04, 2021, 04:53:34 pm

Super Kinsella Bros
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 13, 2021, 03:25:29 pm
We're now going to discuss the replication crisis. We're now going to discuss the replication crisis. Sorry, that's a little replication crisis humor for you.
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Post by: thelizzerd on February 13, 2021, 08:50:12 pm
background-color:#d6d79b
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 14, 2021, 02:12:29 am
 When the dog is present, DogFlix turns on (otherwise remaining blank) and shows content to the dog. This content is based upon the dog's behavior, where his/her feedback is collected through his/her tail wags (equivalent of a ‘like’). The dog keyboard has several buttons which allow the manual changing of the content to comedy, food, action, cat videos and nature. This keyboard also has a button to allow the dog to call a friend, who will then also be shown on the TV screen and the content shared allowing joint viewing.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 15, 2021, 03:47:20 pm
In his blossoming enthusiasm for art, at fifteen, he informed his father by letter of his future direction, "I hope, dear father, you will not object to my choice."[17] His father, however, died from cholera at the age of 49, and

Whistler bucked authority, spouted sarcastic comments, and racked up demerits. Colonel Robert E Lee was the West Point Superintendent and, after considerable indulgence toward Whistler, he had no choice but to dismiss the young cadet.

While letters from home reported his mother's efforts at economy, Whistler spent freely, sold little or nothing in his first year in Paris, and was in steady debt.[29] To relieve the situation, he took to painting and selling copies from works at the Louvre and finally moved to cheaper quarters. As luck would have it, the arrival in Paris of George Lucas, another rich friend,
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Post by: thelizzerd on February 15, 2021, 10:26:37 pm
any winehouse
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Post by: A Meat on February 17, 2021, 07:14:59 am
In 2015, Evans co-authored a cookbook titled Bubba Yum Yum: The Paleo Way for New Mums, Babies and Toddlers which raised controversy after being called "extremely deadly for all babies" by health experts.[26] Despite the controversy, My Kitchen Rules broadcaster, the Seven Network, said that public reactions to the event were not a concern and supported Evans. Following the controversy, the authors made several changes to the book, but experts noted that the recipes in the new version were still potentially dangerous for babies.[27]
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Post by: auaurorau on February 18, 2021, 12:42:08 pm
i guess you can hold ctrl and look at cat videos if you really
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 20, 2021, 10:59:32 am
the film's "gross sexual excess may displease hardcore Lovecraft fans."
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Post by: thelizzerd on February 21, 2021, 09:53:17 pm
NRGATG
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Post by: Lumbermouth on February 22, 2021, 10:02:21 am
David Arquette is a better wrestler than the Miz now
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 25, 2021, 05:40:23 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_World_monkey
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 26, 2021, 07:48:05 pm
Imagine how big a T-Rex would be if it was as fluffy as an owl.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 27, 2021, 09:44:39 am
In its geometric aspect, the "abstract spectacle" is a double reduction: first the heterogeneous spaces of nature and social space are reduced to the homogenous space of Euclid; and next homogenous Euclidean space is reduced to the illusory space of two dimensional representations. Space is no longer something concrete and opaque, that is, something to be experienced and lived (as well as perceived and conceived); it is now something abstract and transparent, something to be looked at passively and from a distance, without being lived directly. What is seen is not space, but an image of space. Space becomes "intelligible" to the eye (but only to the eye); space appears to be a text to be read, a message that bears no traces of either state power or human bodies and their non-verbal flows. Certain basic geometrical forms -- the rectangular, the square, the circle, the triangle -- are elevated to the level of the exemplary (microcosms of the universe) and are reproduced everywhere as images of rationality, harmony and order.

Because abstract space "cannot be completely evacuated, nor entirely filled with mere images or transitional objects," and still exist, its geometry is a phallic one. A "truly full object -- an objectal 'absolute'" is required by abstract space. A monumental, vertically-oriented, steel-and-glass architectural erection "fulfills the extra function of ensuring that 'something' occupies this space, namely a signifier which, rather than signifying a void, signifies a plenitude of destructive force." This plenitude is the violence of state power, of the state's monopoly on "legal" violence. Thus there is a tension within the phallic aspect of the spectacle, or, rather, between its phallic and geometric aspects. "Abstract space is not homogenous," though it wishes to appear and be perceived as homogenous; "it simply has homogeneity as its goal, its orientation, its 'lens'." Abstract space appears to be transparent and readable-intelligible, but "this transparency is deceptive, and everything is [actually] concealed. Space is illusory and the secret of the illusion lies in the transparency itself."
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Post by: thelizzerd on February 27, 2021, 11:03:13 pm
 cannot be loaded because running scripts is disabled on this system. For more information, see
about_Execution_Policies at https:/go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkID=135170.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 18, 2021, 05:10:00 pm
Gorgias. What say you, Socrates, of black? Is any black, white?
Socrates. No, by Zeus!
Cor. Do you say, then, that no black is white? Soc. None at all.
Cor. But is everything either black or non-black? Soc. Of course.
Gor. And everything either white or non-white? Soc. Yes.
Gor. And everything either rough or smooth? Soc. Yes.
Gor. And everything either real or unreal? Soc. Oh., bother! yes.
Gor. Do you say, then, that all black is either rough black or smooth
black? Soc. Yes.
Cor. And that all white is either real white or unreal white? Soc.
Yes.
Gor. And yet is no black, white? Soc. None at all.
Cor. Nor no white, black? Soc. By no means.
Gor. What? Is no smooth black, white? Soc. No; you cannot prove
that, Gorgias.
Cor. Nor no rough black, white? Soc. Neither.
Cor. Nor no real white, black? Soc. No.
Cor. Nor no unreal white, black? Soc. No, I say. No white at all is
black.
Cor. What if black is smooth, is it not white? Soc. Not in the least.
Cor. And if the last is false, is the first false? Soc. It follows.
Cor. If, then, black is white, does it follow, that black is not smooth?
Soc. It does.
Cor. Black-white is not smooth? Soc. What do you mean?
Cor. Can any dead man speak? Soc. No, indeed.
Cor. And is any speaking man dead? Soc. I say, no.
Gor. And is any good king tyrannical? Soc. No.
Cor. And is any tyrannical king good? Soc. I just said no.
Cor. And you said, too, that no rough black is white, did you not?
Soc. Yes.
Gor. Then, is any black-white, rough? Soc. No.
Cor. And is any unreal black, white? Soc. No.
Gor. Then, is any black-white unreal? Soc. No.
Gor. No black-white is rough? Soc. None.
Cor. All black-white, then, is non-rough? Soc. Yes.
Gor. And all black-white, non-unreal? Soc. Yes.
Gor. All black-white is then smooth? Soc. Yes.
Gor. And all real? Soc. Yes.
Gor. Some smooth, then, is black-white? Soc. Of course.
Cor. And some real is black-white? Soc. So it seems.
Gor. Some black-white smooth is black-white? Soc. Yes.
Gor. Some black smooth is black-white? Soc. Yes.
Gor. Some black smooth is white. Soc. Yes.
Gor. Some black real is black-white? Soc. Yes.
Gar. Some black real is white? Soc. Yes.
Gar. Some real black is white? Soc. Yes.
Gor . . And some smooth black is white? Soc. Yes.
Gor. Then, some black is white? Soc. I think so myself.
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Post by: Shell Game on March 18, 2021, 07:02:28 pm
Did someone slip something into the collective water supplies recently? It's definitely not June yet.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 25, 2021, 07:01:06 pm
as the gallon jug of arizona runs dry, it is but then that grocery day becomes nigh
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Post by: thelizzerd on March 25, 2021, 09:13:40 pm
Today I learned people cosplay lightning mcqueen from cars
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 26, 2021, 06:23:03 pm
An old sailors' saying tells us that "below 40 degrees south, there is no law; below 50 degrees, there is no God."
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Post by: dractivisionary on March 28, 2021, 09:54:17 pm
https://twitter.com/Voydsent/status/1376247682566475778?s=20
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 30, 2021, 09:31:43 am
“Instant noodles have been linked to schizophrenia, but there are no proven links. One study had some kids bring back Chicken Ramenese from Italy, and they got a bunch of kids named Lanfang. Half of them grew up to be iPhones. Half grew up to be women with strong opinions about Kung Fu. And the other half were given a placebo. No proven link. But one kid who was half dragon got into some salted Chinese food and did a whole lot of it, and it was terrible. But there is no proven link between salted Chinese food and quadruple bypass surgery.”
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on April 01, 2021, 08:48:18 am
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Post by: positive stress on April 02, 2021, 10:44:17 am
But Strain’s use of a professional pseudonym has complicated this success story.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 02, 2021, 03:21:53 pm
the mathematician Irving John Good wrote, in 1965:

You’ve read your last complimentary article this month. Subscribe Now. If you're already a subscriber sign in.
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Post by: Great Joe on April 02, 2021, 05:24:10 pm
todos os dias eu acordo brasileiro
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Post by: thelizzerd on April 02, 2021, 05:46:38 pm
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/359123043047440385/827671916688703538/466657_iBPQd3ta.png
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Post by: Shell Game on April 03, 2021, 09:10:07 am
I'd definitely drink it...and more!

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Post by: Antivehicular on April 06, 2021, 10:50:04 pm
During Logan and Virgil's junior year, Virgil went missing, a lost cause until he turned up a year later at a gas station, fine- minus a leg and the ability to speak without shutting down.
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Post by: Shell Game on April 07, 2021, 02:25:15 am
The good news is that means you're officially sanctioned to beat up every single one of your fake friends who couldn't tell
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Post by: A Meat on April 07, 2021, 09:26:14 am
https://twitter.com/yuzokoshiro/status/1379093708570681345
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Post by: Antivehicular on April 08, 2021, 12:58:43 am
I apologize for how long this is. It is VERY dumb.
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 10, 2021, 11:24:37 pm
dude but do you ever think about how the spear of longinous became holy when it entered his body and that means if you fucked jesus your dick would be holy too
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Post by: jim and the mammograms on April 26, 2021, 04:14:54 pm
Tfw you get a random person claiming to be a 15 year army vet getting on your ass about gun safety because you didn't specifically mention that the 19th century muff pistol your mom has isn't loaded
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on April 26, 2021, 04:28:58 pm
D:\Music Sorted\Indie WHATEVERs\Ugh, Rock, I Guess\Lowbrow Pop Punk\Remo Drive\Greatest Hits
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 29, 2021, 03:15:00 pm
trying to list movies ive seen the last seven days
Full Movie HD | Mr. Right | Anna Kendrick, Sam Rockwell, Tim Roth | Action, Comedy Movie
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Long Haul
Taste of Cherry
Like Someone in Love
L'Avventura
The Thief and the Cobbler
Chungking Express
Full Movie HD | Tracers | Taylor Lautner, Marie Avgeropoulos | Action, Crime, Drama Movie
Full Movie HD | Unlocked | Noomi Rapace, Orlando Bloom, John Malkovich | Action Movie
Full Movie HD | Escobar - Paradise Lost | Benicio Del Toro, Josh Hutcherson | Thriller Movie
Full Movie HD | The Outsider | Craig Fairbrass, James Caan | Action, Crime, Drama Movie
Full Movie HD | The Bag Man | Robert De Niro, John Cusack, Dominic Purcell | Thriller / Action Movie
Full Movie HD | The Prince | Bruce Willis, John Cusack, 50 Cent | Action / Thriller Movie
Full Movie HD | The Curse of Sleeping Beauty | Ethan Peck, India Eisley | Fantasy Movie
Dracula Untold
Full Movie HD | The Raven | John Cusack, Alice Eve, Luke Evans | Crime, Mystery, Thriller
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 04, 2021, 12:41:38 pm
https://open.spotify.com/album/0BGAZeXta36k6cDvby10Nc?si=wAd7YDlbQSWjypSJAr54aw
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 06, 2021, 10:13:38 pm
"lawn guys are weirder than most perverts because most perverts don't make us watch their degeneracy"
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Post by: Shell Game on May 07, 2021, 02:13:31 am
The village's waterway provided water instrumental to everyday life. To keep the water from pollution, there were designated places for fishing, and the children were forbidden to play in the water. That's why Nier, Yonah, and most of the villagers couldn't swim. If they fell into the water ways, they wouldn't be able to expect help from anyone.
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Post by: Antivehicular on May 13, 2021, 01:12:43 am
Prepare for love's full itinerary! In Sweet Sad Sandal Boy, emerging poet Spencer Mirabal collages together fragments of his heart into a bouquet of paper tulips, promising unmatched devotion to you so long as you can weather a teeter-tottering storm of sweltering adoration and frigid sorrow!
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Post by: Shell Game on May 13, 2021, 09:14:31 am
One might then ask, “Okay, if you don’t know why you’re repulsed by fruit, then what about fruit is so revolting?” and I’d reply, “I’m so glad you asked.” 
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 13, 2021, 02:39:34 pm
One might then ask, “Okay, if you don’t know why you’re repulsed by fruit, then what about fruit is so revolting?” and I’d reply, “I’m so glad you asked.”
Shell Game, May 13, 2021, 09:14:31 am

I wish nothing but eternal discomfort on that woman
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 13, 2021, 05:36:43 pm

Who is Tara Reid and is she supposed to be 'sexy?'Posted by conservativewifeymom on 5/12/21 at 7:47 pm
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 14, 2021, 05:06:27 am
"If they will not give you work, demand bread

If they will not give you work or bread, charge at them with your head low and wings spread while hissing and take their sandwiches"
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 15, 2021, 09:02:49 pm
she bobbing on my balaban i'm in an altered state
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 16, 2021, 02:39:51 pm

i merely hope that you are very happy together. with my bitch dumb slut whore of an ex wife
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Post by: Shell Game on May 17, 2021, 05:35:09 am
but frank, you won't ever truly know Mark and
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Post by: Penultimatum on May 23, 2021, 11:42:12 am
These kids are now all twenty-somethings — a fact that should make you feel old.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on May 27, 2021, 05:27:56 pm
grindcore holly
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Post by: Shell Game on May 27, 2021, 11:44:20 pm
i knew that you'd be a perfect fit for the scientist job
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 29, 2021, 03:28:24 pm
His beauty would have been his greatest asset. One imagines he was raised in the big air of Texas, his soft skin scrubbed by ears of wheat, his eyelashes curled by grappling with grace against a blinding sun. A Steve McQueen lost on city asphalt. A fisherman without a line, he was made to be hooked by others, to believe in his fate without knowing it, to wreak havoc and forget it over time. Youth for women-of-a-certain-age, stock for late-night parties, a partner to accompany the wealthy of Palm Peach on nature walks, his splendor is consumed in the service of others. Now, a Fat Electrician in New Jersey, his talent depleted in his sexual decline. To celebrate this beauty which cannot be recaptured, a splendid vetiver is required - an ode to bygone eroticism. Antoine Maisondieu has willed him white, metallic, silver like the ancestral green of olive leaves. But also sweet, demure, addictive like a chestnut cream – vanilla bean, opoponax and myrrh in the bottom notes. Intensely concentrated, resinous, flawlessly unrefined, it conveys a sensuality of contradiction. Because all beauty carries within itself the knowledge that it will not last.
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Post by: thelizzerd on May 30, 2021, 11:37:33 pm
Stories from The Splosh UK Forum (Sourced from sploshuk.co.uk)


(I may have been working on a document before coming on ballpit hehe)
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Post by: Ashto on June 08, 2021, 07:47:39 am
And as a short rebuttal to the people who say “some MREs are actually good!”

Imagine for a solid month you have a “choice” between a whopping 24 menu items, most of which, besides the entrees, are recycled between each other. But wait! Your supply chain didn’t give a shit enough to mix up the cases, so you got only cases of menu A. Tough shit, you have like 8 choices for 3 meals a day for a month. It’s probably hot as fuck, so you get to drink hot water out of a plastic canteen with grit and too much chlorine.

You do this a couple weeks every month, and then shit a loaf of pure malice. This turd is so hard, Wolverine would dull his claws trying to cut them.

“Gents,” your command says, “we are going to work through our meals so we can get home faster,” he says. It’s a bold lie. You get you sad little bags and you stay late anyway because someone cannot fathom how to do basic shit.

Basically, dudes on YouTube who eat one once and say “That ain’t bad, dunno why everyone bitches about them” is like me picking up a clamp and putting it on my finger and saying “Yeah, cock and ball torture doesn’t seem so bad. The clamp isn’t even that tight!”

And any hard charging, war fighting, 29% APR on a 2010 mustang driving, stripper marrying jackass that wants to come in here and say they aren’t that bad, fuck you too. You don’t like them, just admit they suck.
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 14, 2021, 12:22:38 pm
Kind of romantic how theres only gay couples on the streets of my city now bc everyone else is watching the Euro football game
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Post by: jim and the mammograms on June 15, 2021, 08:20:48 am
Trying to work but I'm just thinking about him. By him I mean Paul Elvis, the Elvis impersonator who always had posters up in my old grocery store and, when I looked him up, had only posted videos of himself doing non-Elvis songs, poorly. (I recall a Tuesday night karaoke tier cover of Sweet Caroline where nobody in the audience bothered to join in the BA BA BAAA part.)
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on June 15, 2021, 10:40:50 pm
[Rimmer's father has died. The Cat attempts to console him]

The Cat : About your father. If it's any help, he's in the ground now. Sure, it's bad news for him. But on the other hand, it's party time for all those little worms.
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Post by: A Meat on June 17, 2021, 12:19:38 pm
Mistress Miranda from London and her hansom and muscular slave. It's hard to describe exactly what happens in this video. Miranda locks her slave in a small metal cage and steel ball mitts and then torments him with vegetables and dip. He ends up with a glass bell jar over his head as the two of them try to kiss through the glass. This is pretty strange, but they seem to be having fun and we happened to catch it on video
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Post by: Shell Game on June 17, 2021, 07:31:58 pm
On Steam, Balan has only been played by more than 100 concurrent players on two days since it was released, according to SteamDB data.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 19, 2021, 12:12:48 pm
I don't see a lot of trans jokes by cis people that actually get a laugh out of me, but "I don't think this is a standard transition procedure, but I'm gonna cut the neck in half" was delightful. He turned out so cute, I love how mischievous he looks!
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 22, 2021, 07:01:30 pm
Tit Vision
Tit Vision is a megasite specially designed for the tit man.

Granny Fucking
Tens of thousands of high-quality movies and pictures of horny grannies getting naked and getting fucked.
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Post by: Penultimatum on June 23, 2021, 09:58:43 pm
I want to stress that if you are a person who likes to dress up like an owl or Frankenstein's monster as part of your chosen romantic life, this has nothing to do with you. This has to do with replacing your head with a bunny's head as part of a bizarre experiment to see whether someone would still kiss you if you had a bunny's head.
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 27, 2021, 01:18:48 am
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a high school attended by all of the Sonic the Hedgehog characters, and during class Shadow passes a note to Sonic that says ‘Hey i have something i need to tell you at recess.’ And at recess they hang out near a picnic table and Shadow puts his gloved hand on Sonic’s and looks into his.eyes and they share a deep, passionate kiss. Then the bell rings, and it’s back to class for Sonic and friends, but there is a new tension among them.. It is a very exciting time, for Sonic and Shadow. It’s awesome to imagine this.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 28, 2021, 02:18:58 pm

 As of March 2020, he still defends his "Great Replacement" conspiracy theory on his Twitter account,[34] where he is very active[6]
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 28, 2021, 10:00:35 pm
I have a great cockblocking story of my friend
so we had this friend who was a real like Zac Efron look alike, girls fucking loved him, and he was best friends to my friend
anyway every time my friend tried to hook up with a girl, Zac Efron would come in and swoop them up himself
but it was weird
he would never, ever fuck them
this shit went on for YEARS
so eventually my friend gets pissed off and was like "wtf dude"
so Zac Efron eventually comes out as gay
not only is he gay, he as a new boyfriend, that looks fucking IDENTICAL to my friend
like a fucking doppleganger
it was so fucking hilarious, literally cock blocking my friend because he wanted to fuck him, for years
and eventually just found a gay doppleganger to fuck
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Post by: Antivehicular on June 28, 2021, 10:13:48 pm
By the mid-2000s in the United States, midget divisions once again were part of major wrestling promotions, and wrestlers such as WWE's Hornswoggle were competing for and winning championships made for average-size male wrestlers.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on June 29, 2021, 01:25:31 am
It is the tiny stuff like this that gives me microscopic levels of hope.
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Post by: Frank West on June 30, 2021, 03:32:46 pm
Brought to you by the doxxed and successful developers at SST (SafeSexToken💦💦)
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Post by: jim and the mammograms on July 04, 2021, 04:01:14 am
Just a single flirty little tit
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Post by: Semantic Weeb on July 05, 2021, 06:36:11 pm
 Louis Pasteur was a Chemist not a Biologist with 0 background in immunology
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on July 06, 2021, 11:01:49 pm
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a high school attended by all of the Sonic the Hedgehog characters, and during class Shadow passes a note to Sonic that says ‘Hey i have something i need to tell you at recess.’ And at recess they hang out near a picnic table and Shadow puts his gloved hand on Sonic’s and looks into his.eyes and they share a deep, passionate kiss. Then the bell rings, and it’s back to class for Sonic and friends, but there is a new tension among them.. It is a very exciting time, for Sonic and Shadow. It’s awesome to imagine this.
chai tea latte, June 27, 2021, 01:18:48 am

FOREVER.
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Post by: Antivehicular on July 08, 2021, 12:14:08 am
https://i.imgur.com/UIO7QFc.jpg
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on July 09, 2021, 08:12:24 pm
(For real, Rahmbamarama? Wild times.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 10, 2021, 10:53:14 am
I’m not exactly sure what God was thinking, but He placed a ton of nerve endings in the region of our anus.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 10, 2021, 11:10:15 am
I know it sounds cliche but my sexuality is at the center of who I am as a man, and for my wife not to embrace my ejaculation regardless of where my penis is at the time feels very much like a rejection of me.
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 12, 2021, 07:08:43 pm
theyre also known for covering up evidence that smoking fat darts leads to smoking fat hogs
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on July 12, 2021, 10:16:42 pm
The Bionic Commando series i always felt lacked the wife becoming an arm
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 13, 2021, 07:40:07 pm
my supervisor said yesterday that one of my chapters' digression about nick land is 'raising alarm bells' in the faculty and i 'need to tone it down' - weak!!
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 14, 2021, 11:45:42 am
“Other people are likely not to be aware that those who pursue philosophy aright study nothing but dying and being dead. Now if this is true, it would be absurd to be eager for nothing but this all their lives, and then to be troubled when that came for which they had all along been eagerly practicing.”

And Simmias laughed and said, “By Zeus, Socrates, I don't feel much like laughing just now, but you made me laugh. For I think the multitude, if they heard what you just said about the philosophers, would say you were quite right, and our people at home would agree entirely with you that philosophers desire death, and they would add that they know very well that the philosophers deserve it.”

“And they would be speaking the truth, Simmias, except in the matter of knowing very well. For they do not know in what way the real philosophers desire death, nor in what way they deserve death, nor what kind of a death it is."
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Post by: Semantic Weeb on July 30, 2021, 09:18:23 pm
On January 1, 2020, Americans woke up to a new year, a new decade and a new Nutrition Facts label.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 11, 2021, 06:14:50 am
What I notice about people is they all look different.  A couple can have a dozen kids and the may have some similar traits but don't look exactly alike like animal species.  Unless of course they are twins or triplets etc.  Why is that?  Fun to watch people though.
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Post by: thelizzerd on August 13, 2021, 07:54:31 pm
renn faire
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on August 18, 2021, 01:51:16 am
In the video game Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey, some of the official screenshots used in the USA manual name the protagonist Langdon Alger, Lance Murdock, and many other characters from The Simpsons.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 19, 2021, 09:34:35 pm
Dr. Peterson described hypergamy as a brilliant market-oriented solution to the problem of mate selection, further adding, that it "appears to have driven our evolutionary departure from chimpanzees".
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 19, 2021, 11:35:54 pm
SING TO ME MUSE, OF VELOUR AND THE MAN
the dooming sting of the slams that ruined so many
the chumps and the bustas hurled headlong into gloom
to sip bitter cola with the sluts and kinky-haired hoes,
dollar store shit, not even brand-name;
thus was the will of Zeus.
Begin with the wit of that lord--
the Ultimate Hustler
who descended like night upon the bright shores
of unfortunate Troy where the Achaeans all camped.
As the sun in his splendor, spangles his rays
upon the folds of the sea when the day is just dawning
so too was the light that came from the mouth
of that merciless pimp, for nigga he had
hella fine platinum up in his grill.
And seeing the masses of Grecians, a full generation
set for ten years in grim siege on the sand
the Hustler rattled his cane, a thunderous funk
and made known his will.

                                   "Well well well
guess now be a good time to buy stock in coconut oil and cock rings
since y’all look like you ready to storm Fire Island and start a pride parade.
First time I seen a fleet of ships using they momma’s dirty drawers as sails.
That ain’t no Mycenaean insignia, that just where she couldn’t reach around ta wipe.
An do I see Odysseus sticking gettin rutty with that handmaid? Ima call Ithaca,
tell em they all need to file a missin bustas report.”

All through the camp, men fell transfixed
laid out by the insults that poured like hard rain
upon the wearied and weak. It seemed as a plague
that ran through the ranks, a vast rippling breath
like when the wind, blown black in the dusk
touches the grain and withers the stalks
and the farmers they gather what once was fine crop
and set it to torch to weep at the flames.

Mighty Achilles, a lion in temper, stepped onto the shore
from his proud flanks there flashed fierce indignation
at the Ultimate Hustler, the man like dark wine all richly attired.
When kings go out hunting, they bring with them dogs,
tightly-haunched hounds with foam on their teeth.
The pack is arrayed, and now catches the scent
of a rabbit or stag and strains at the leash,
their limbs at the ready, their eyes full of death,
and finally their master loosens the rein
so was the wrath of Achilles that long had lain quiet,
now aimed at the Hustler and hot for its prey.

                                  “Whether you be
a dark Ethiopian far from your home or else
a sunburnt man from a sunburnt land, Achilles
cares not. You now forfeit your life.”

So said Achilles, and drew forth his spear, the heft on his shoulder
the point all of bronze and, taking his aim, hurled it full force
like a bolt from Olympus.
                But Mandingo was watching,
god of the Dozens, and turned it astray.

All there assembled, Achaean and Trojan, saw Achilles’ first failure
and soon wicked Rumor, with her venom and bile, started to whisper
that ain’t nobody choked that bad since yo momma
try deepthroating a Titan.
                               
The Hustler boomed out his mirth.

                                 “Next time you wanna give me yo shaft, make believe I’m Patroclus’ stankhole
and there ain’t no way you missin. Oh I forgot, Hector currently using that bitch
as a hood ornament. Take him down to the kennels, he metamorphose
into kibbles and bits. That nigga, he dead.
And what up with that armor? Shit’s tacky. Bet that breastplate come with a horn
play “Lowrider” when you goosesteppin through the ranks.
Ain’t it bad enough you got grease face? Been, what, twenty years since yo momma
dip you in tha Styx, and the Hades EPA still tryin to clean the oil slick,
declaring it unfit for animal habitation.
My nigga Charon spark up a fatty, throw the match overboard,
shit goes up like Mt Etna.”

Just at that moment, the figure of Helen, awake in the city,
appeared on the walls. King Menelaos, the chariot driver,
gnashed all his teeth and raged at the day
she was promised as prize to craven Prince Paris
and doomed distant Troy.

She was spied by the Hustler.

                  “Shit, ain’t it the daughter of Leda and a swan.
Bitch squirt up a douche, get a bowful of duck soup.
That the face launched a thousand ships? They all musta
gone looking for that most mythical of treasures, cure for dick blisters.
Only time the topless towers of Ilium get burned is when they go take a leak,
get funky discharge look like something Cerberus leave on yo carpet.
Bitch been ploughed more times than the winedark sea. Yeah
I droppin some poetical shit here. Fuck ya if ya hatin.
Everyone heard Helen so tough and hangly down there, she legally obligated
to have the Arby’s logo tattooed on her snatch.
Priam still around? Get him out here.
That nigga so old, last time he manage to pop wood,
Pandora’s box just got some peach fuzz
and Priapus’ balls ain’t even drop yet.
This some brokedown city y’all got here. Couple thousand years, Heinreich Schliemann
dig this place up, wonder what the hell the luddy convention was doin in town.
All looking like somebody built a group home for Cyclops crackheads.”

His counsel at end, the Hustler arose and took to the air
in the form of a bird, feathers jet-black, leaving all stunned.
Sometime a hunter when the race has been run
surveys the beast his arrows brought low,
admires the flank and the struggling faint breaths,
and though its life is near gone strings one last shaft
to take cold delight in an unneeded wound.
So now the Hustler, in no haste to leave,
flung finally a barb down into the field.

                  “First I thought that wicker tinker toy was the Trojan Horse,
but now y’all inside it, I see it just a raggedy-assed fruit basket.
And yo toga look like a dishrag.”
Tearing her hair, Queen Hecuba led
her waxen-faced ladies in an ebon procession
to Athena’s white temple, hoping the goddess
would pity their plight, grant Troy gray-eyed mercy.
Greeks and Dardanians, all there assembled, hearing the wail
added their voices to the keening and crying
and it is said that even Olympus covered its face
for the great lamentation:
                  “Damn.”
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 25, 2021, 02:33:19 pm
sweethouse kitten little horse baby girl... daddy just wants to know why you didnt put our sexy time special princess parts  toys away before posting that greasy webcam pic on SA wait okay shut up, okay shut up for a second. fuuck. turn on the news. jesus christ! they just flew a plane into one of the twin towers
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 01, 2021, 07:38:34 am
The dragonflies added by this plugin are physical objects, not effects, and as such they have collision boxes. It is not recommended that you jump into a group of dragonflies, as you may find it hard to get out.
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Post by: Shell Game on September 01, 2021, 09:00:02 am
"Obviously it's fine that they are taking a summer off! I encourage it! But... and hear me out... I listen to A LOT. of podcasts. Like, a lot. Every other one that I listen to, whether it be seasons or breaks or what, announces a return date," they write. "Are they not doing that? Did I miss it?"
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 03, 2021, 10:14:12 am
The anime started in spring 1982 and these guys started showing up after about six months. [...] [This guy] told me that he was the head of this fan club, which was made up of members between eighteen and thirty years of age. He told me that he was attracted to the character Minky Momo. He thought that she was cute. It is still hard for me to understand. [...] They said Minky Momo is cute. They said they wanted a little sister like her, or a girlfriend like her, or something. They said this stuff, but the character is a child. The things they imagined were beyond anything that we expected. We were simply making animation for three-to-five-year-old children, which was interesting enough that mothers could also enjoy it. And then we learned about this fan club and the guys there told me that Minky Momo is sexy.[62]
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 09, 2021, 07:26:58 pm
Wow 🦕🦖🦕Allow younger children to experience the infinite fun of dinosaurs.
Every child is a dinosaur fan, he really wanted a dinosaur toy.
Take me home 👉
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Post by: A Meat on September 19, 2021, 11:28:09 am
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/Himalayan_Pika_basking_in_the_sun.jpg)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 21, 2021, 03:44:28 pm
A writer must write, and herein is a collection of short stories (and one novella) written over a period of almost 30 years.

 1. The Tower Between the Veils
Kerrid, like all acolytes on the evening of her 13th birthday, must face her Trail and either return as a novice Priestess or be sent home as a failure.  But Kerrid’s mentor takes her to the most terrifying place possible in search of treasure: Dreyfus’ Tower, said to be the home of angry captured demons. Worse, the tower is situated on the frail edge between the world and hell, and when the situation becomes hopeless, Kerrid must choose between them as she saves or destroys the town and everything she believes in.

7. The Fairy and the Firearm
High school band geek Scotty MacThom comes home one night to find a pretty girl in his bed, one who carries a futuristic weapon, an attitude, and the ability to make pixie dust.  She gives him the unlikely story that she’s an elf tracking down a band of goblins who have stolen a nuke from Texas.  When the conflict explodes right there in his bedroom, becoming more real than he expects, he begins to wonder: can two teenagers from different universes stop a band of 14 goblins with the potential to destroy both?

8. The Memories of the Beast
The Beast is Edmund Bronson, who in his younger days terrorized San Francisco with a series of brutal, sadistic rapes.  Now, released after a 35-year prison term, he supposes he is too old to return to the glory days, so he devises a plan to relive every one of his original crimes in amplified, glorious 3D color.  He only misses one essential detail.

9. The Final Yuletide?
The man is strange, large, gentle, and claims to be looking for the real Santa Claus.  He is Kamar Koy Ramillion.  He cooperates with the police, who come to understand that they have no power over him in any way.  Not only that, can he do miracles?  When Kamar devises a new plan to find Santa — one that involves kidnapping three children — the police are still powerless to intervene.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 21, 2021, 04:16:21 pm
Diagnostic : Hypertension since childhood. She has been regularly overweight for many years. Currently, she still has amalgam fillings in her mouth, but no devitalized teeth. The patient has suffered from insomnia for years and wakes up several times during the night. She is therefore inevitably tired during the day. Her biggest problem is restless legs syndrome. She suffered more and more and the pain intensified. The patient follows a vegetarian diet.

Kirlian's first photo (Fig. 1) shows typical symptoms in this patient. Weak right foot, resulting in deficits in brain and emotional recovery during sleep. Equally noteworthy is the big toe on the right, which is weakly irradiating and degenerative at 12 o'clock. We can clearly see the overload of the liver, both emotionally and physically. The two indexes at 12 o'clock show a permanent functional strain on the medulla oblongata, which is responsible for 24 hours of stress and can also have a negative influence on the regulation of blood pressure. Both ring fingers have cramps at 6 p.m. This area belongs to the abdomen. On request, the patient has not been to a gynecologist for years.

In the control image (Fig. 2), the polarity (hands / feet) is balanced. Spinal cord load is now particularly evident on the left side, almost all fingers are now cramping at 6 p.m. which may indicate conflict and implied injury Both thumbs remain relatively small indicating some stiffness in the reaction and also indicates a necessary detoxification. The little finger on the right becomes remarkably small, indicating a repressed and unfree personality and repeatedly straining the heart and small intestine through emotions.

A month later, the picture cleared up. The liver is a little better, the two 2nd toes still show the patient's hyperacidity and stress. The thumbs show a tendency to open, which improves detoxification. In the implied piece (the fingers at 6 o'clock) we still see territorial stress, anxiety, and cramps, especially middle and ring fingers. His personality still suffers, development and "being free" is not yet possible (little finger on the right).
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 22, 2021, 04:29:22 pm
Reality flows in rolling waves which crash against the shore and disappear into nothing no tide ever lasts forever no mood is ever constant everything comes and goes. If you let such ephemeral phenomenon deter you then you'll never arrive at a kinder place for you or anyone else can feel safe to transition and live in peace. If your true identity is so easily repressed you'll disappear into the abyss without ever having really lived just a wasted life full of regret. Reality is perpetual war there's no undifficult irreversable progress there's a conflict raging between the future and the past if you do not kill it then it will not die. You will not find the conscientious objector status you're looking for there's no abstaining from participating in this struggle there's only surrender or resistance. If you are not an actor who shapes reality you are an object shaped by the forces of reality don't let yourself be malleable clay in others hands be a stalwart rock that endures. If we are all cowards in the face of bigotry so much more pathetic than our predecessors resisted then a brighter tomorrow is already lost. The mainstream opinions are not inalterable forces you must succumb to they're the product of the choices of people who can be defeated by a countering force of transformation. We did not actually accomplish so much before these bigots have always remained around they're a retaliation to our major victories during the past decade. When inertial stasis is disturbed it exerts a restoring force from those repulsed by change which can only be overcome by an even greater transforming impulse. Nothing much has changed just your perception of which way the wind blows forgetting you too can blow the wind and alter its course you want nice gentle weather but can't find the courage to ride the rough storm.
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Post by: Shell Game on September 22, 2021, 06:59:08 pm
I can only assume that my son hated that I put him through that challenge. It soured the enjoyment of his leisurely web swinging and cool no-stakes action scenes so much that he needed to wipe the slate clean and start over. He didn’t mean to break my heart, but here we are.
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Post by: Antivehicular on September 22, 2021, 07:13:46 pm
https://mobile.twitter.com/itslittletunny/status/1440760521871949831
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 23, 2021, 01:44:30 am
riff/rift , sherriff/sheriff , beans and Benjamin... look what the wolf drug in
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 24, 2021, 04:46:05 am
I remember The first time I used a plasma rifle, I was at mariposa and just picked it off one of the super mutants, first shot I fired went wide and critically hit dogmeat for 112 damage, liquifying him instantly.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 26, 2021, 12:31:06 am
Your fists are not a normal weapon, and will do full damage to undead and werewolves.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 27, 2021, 03:10:35 pm
Smith, C.U.M. 1976. The Problem of Life: An Essay in the Origin of Biological Thought. New York Halsted Press (Wiley).
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 03, 2021, 05:05:37 pm
WOMAN: [tries not to smile] When I was trying to park earlier—and you got out to move the shopping cart—when you did that, I had to try really hard not to press the gas down and run you over.  I thought about how heavy the car would be on your body.  It felt amazing thinking about how heavy the car would be on your body.

MAN: [scratches cheek, nods] Probably too heavy.

WOMAN: Yes.  So effective [touching his arm] Sometimes when we are together, like right now for instance, I think about being your mom right after she had you and I’m holding you and you can’t tell me you don’t want it anymore.  Thinking about being your mother on the day of your birth and thinking about running you over with a car are the two things I love the most.  You know?

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Post by: chai tea latte on October 14, 2021, 10:04:17 pm
CAESAR in diversoriam intram.
dice ad COPO: da me is martinus.
respondit COPO: CAESAR, dici te "martini"?
ululat CAESAR: si volo bini, diceremus!!!!!!!!!!!
thank you
this is one of two jokes i can tell in Latin
here is the other one
rana librum legit.
gallus videt.
ad rana dicit gallus: librum legit te?
respondit rana: scribit, scribit.
thank you
copy pasted from elsewhere
but you deserve to hear my good as hell Latin jokes
I also have an english-language joke about studying latin. It goes thusly:
You're in Latin class, and the teacher is going around the room making people conjugate verbs. The kid next to you gets your attention and goes, psst, what's my one gonna be. help me out. whats my verb.
and you go, uh, damn if i know.
and then the teacher calls on that kid and they go, uh
damnifikno, damnifinem,
thank you
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Post by: dractivisionary on October 15, 2021, 07:53:16 am
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/725324899304079380/898428513454002206/image0.png
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Post by: thelizzerd on October 18, 2021, 10:12:05 am
According to Peterson’s, an educational services company, the average cost of a master’s degree at a public school is almost $30,000 annually, just for tuition and fees.
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Post by: Sauce on October 18, 2021, 03:05:06 pm
Anyways, I put dry macaroni noodles in my mouth and then proceeded to engulf my partner’s jewels. The rattling, tickling, and differentiation of pressure from the noodles make for a highly sensational scrotum massage. If you want my personal opinion, stay away from the bow tie noodles, the penne, and anything with a seriously sharp edge. Macaroni, and gnocchi are my favorite.
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Post by: Antivehicular on October 21, 2021, 06:14:35 pm
During the trip, the reader begins to learn what drove Cirocco to her alcoholism. As the price for the discontinuation of the Angel/Titanide War, Gaea has made the Titanides dependent on Cirocco to have children. Only her saliva can activate the eggs they produce, so that they can be implanted in a host mother to grow. The responsibility for an entire race's survival is more than Cirocco can bear; with resignation from her position as Wizard impossible and suicide ruled out by her love for the Titanides, her only release is alcohol-fueled oblivion
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 23, 2021, 12:50:39 am
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/ef79c53ced834642c4007f774a700578/d1f75d866db0ca99-b7/s2048x3072/776c176b998da093eeffb30f34a7759e5316157f.jpg)
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Post by: A Meat on October 23, 2021, 02:45:30 am
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/ef79c53ced834642c4007f774a700578/d1f75d866db0ca99-b7/s2048x3072/776c176b998da093eeffb30f34a7759e5316157f.jpg)
chai tea latte, October 23, 2021, 12:50:39 am
I mean, it happened once, Kahneman and Tversky won their economics Nobel prize in 2002 for basically going "we decided to check if psychology affects economics, here's empirical data that says economists are stupid"
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on October 23, 2021, 11:02:27 am
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/ef79c53ced834642c4007f774a700578/d1f75d866db0ca99-b7/s2048x3072/776c176b998da093eeffb30f34a7759e5316157f.jpg)
chai tea latte, October 23, 2021, 12:50:39 am
I mean, it happened once, Kahneman and Tversky won their economics Nobel prize in 2002 for basically going "we decided to check if psychology affects economics, here's empirical data that says economists are stupid"
A Meat, October 23, 2021, 02:45:30 am

really the nobel prize should now just be given out for dunking on economists
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 27, 2021, 03:53:31 am
I'm not paying money to listen to second rate 80s metal, while my own mother gets too close to me...
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Post by: Shell Game on October 27, 2021, 07:41:52 am
honestly, Zeppelin Wolf 2024
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 30, 2021, 03:22:42 am
imagine ur walking home, then saw this. 2 guys floating
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 02, 2021, 05:02:45 pm
professor of this history on Chinese communism class saying she's a landlord and not all landlords are bad
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Post by: Shell Game on November 07, 2021, 08:41:51 pm
Chilldrake feels neutered by your agreement. 
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 11, 2021, 03:25:38 pm
I know thats not an animal but i think its still cute (no homo)
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 16, 2021, 04:18:23 am
You made the right choice in asking for help at a forum. I'm not exactly sure about helping you here.
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Post by: Shell Game on November 21, 2021, 08:55:13 pm
i wanna drop 50,000 rats from above onto Alberta
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Post by: Shell Game on November 22, 2021, 03:42:42 pm
i wanna drop 50,000 rats from above onto Alberta
Shell Game, November 21, 2021, 08:55:13 pm
specifically these ones
https://twitter.com/doomwiki/status/1462528755856031748
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 22, 2021, 04:55:35 pm
Okay, look. This dude I'm facebook friends with is roommates with Jackson Pynchon at Vassar. So, apparently Pynchon sends the manuscripts for what he's working on at the moment to his son, just to make sure that the story makes sense. Plus I guess it's a dad-son bonding thing, or who knows. Anyway, dude messages me on facebook, sez Jackson left the room and the manuscript is there, wanna peek? Okay, so. Pynchon's new novel is entitled "The Japanese Insurance Adjuster". It's set in 2004, and the main character is a middle-aged mild-mannered Japanese Insurance Adjuster (natch) whose problem is that he first achieved sexual climax in the back row of an Osaka cinema in 1971 during a screening of the Gene Wilder psychdelic musical "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory", more specifically during the scene in which Violet Beauregard turns into a giant blueberry. So the plot (if you want to call it that) of the novel hinges on the fact that the Japanese Insurance Adjuster discovers that a remake of the film is coming out, and realizes that his entire erotic imagination is about to be demolished by Tim Burton. So he turns to the Internet----and there's A LOT of this book which is apparently just continuations of the dark ruminations about the surveillance possibilities of the Internet that began with the discussion of ARPAnet in "Inherent Vice"---and specifically turns to social media in the hopes of persuading someone to essentially create the erotic fantasy for him, in which a teenage Caucasian girl morphs into a vast and spherical Vaccinium Caesariense. Now I want you to just hang out on /lit/ for a week or two, and see if anybody posts a thread like that. Because guess what? THAT'S Thomas Pynchon. The problem is that because everyone's anonymous on here, no-one will ever believe you.

Fondly,
James Franco
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 27, 2021, 01:59:01 pm
taylor swift fans are basically like  Aum Shinrikyo
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Post by: positive stress on November 29, 2021, 08:25:46 pm
1. #OntoOrm
2. I'm Like the Big Fish, You See
3. BOOOO
4. Coral Heart
5. The Living Great Gatsby
6. Dale!
7. Fish. Er, Men
8. The Gravy Nation
9. Arthur's Big Buff Ass
10. Can We Go to the Beach? 🌊
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Post by: Semantic Weeb on December 01, 2021, 04:51:52 pm
A woman and a man cant give birth to a cisgender baby. It is decidedly so that its either M or F at the time of gender identification. THIS does not mean that the baby CANT identify as a cisgender person down the line.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 02, 2021, 07:05:18 am
A woman and a man cant give birth to a cisgender baby. It is decidedly so that its either M or F at the time of gender identification. THIS does not mean that the baby CANT identify as a cisgender person down the line.
Semantic Weeb, December 01, 2021, 04:51:52 pm

thanks, zeno
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Post by: Shell Game on December 02, 2021, 03:50:08 pm
Richard Corliss from Time clip compared Dracula's origin story to Jesus Christ's story due to Dracula spending his childhood in a foreign land, and due to Dracula choosing to die (or become undead) in order to save his people. Corliss also complimented the film's use of its PG-13 rating by describing it as "robust". In his review, he stated, "Most reviewers have slammed the movie, but it's not nearly as awful, or offal, as its critical odor." He later stated, "[Evans] carries Untold by admirably fulfilling the two essential functions of a period-movie hero: to enunciate comic-book dialogue with Shakespearean authority and to look great with his shirt off."
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on December 03, 2021, 02:46:52 am
One step forward, two steps...  forward!  No difficulty can stop the motion.  If I had to pick a bird to apply to this situation, it wouldn’t be the phoenix, because nothing exploded.  Instead we are like the kind of bird that can trace its ancestry straight back to the most bad-ass of dinosaurs.  All you have to do is imagine a timeline where the asteroid never hit the Earth.  Would it be much different than today?  I don’t think so.  There would still be Dwarf Fortress, but the sixteen colors would be different because maybe dinosaurs can't see the color yellow or something.  The point is we can’t be stopped.  We have been in the game for nearly two decades now, so believe me when I tell you we deliver what we aim to deliver.
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Post by: Antivehicular on December 03, 2021, 07:27:07 am
Others bowdlerized the quote, in some cases replacing the female genital reference with "a tight [obscenity]" and the scatological reference with "a warm place to [vulgarism]" or "warm toilet seats". The Lubbock Avalanche-Journal said the original statement was available in the newspaper office; more than 200 stopped by to read it. The San Diego Evening Tribune offered to mail a copy of the whole quotation to anyone who requested it; more than 3,000 readers did.[18]
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Post by: Sauce on December 03, 2021, 03:12:08 pm
Others bowdlerized the quote, in some cases replacing the female genital reference with "a tight [obscenity]" and the scatological reference with "a warm place to [vulgarism]" or "warm toilet seats". The Lubbock Avalanche-Journal said the original statement was available in the newspaper office; more than 200 stopped by to read it. The San Diego Evening Tribune offered to mail a copy of the whole quotation to anyone who requested it; more than 3,000 readers did.[18]
Antivehicular, December 03, 2021, 07:27:07 am
I would also like to request a copy of the whole quotation. Thank you.
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Post by: Antivehicular on December 03, 2021, 03:53:07 pm
Others bowdlerized the quote, in some cases replacing the female genital reference with "a tight [obscenity]" and the scatological reference with "a warm place to [vulgarism]" or "warm toilet seats". The Lubbock Avalanche-Journal said the original statement was available in the newspaper office; more than 200 stopped by to read it. The San Diego Evening Tribune offered to mail a copy of the whole quotation to anyone who requested it; more than 3,000 readers did.[18]
Antivehicular, December 03, 2021, 07:27:07 am
I would also like to request a copy of the whole quotation. Thank you.
Sauce, December 03, 2021, 03:12:08 pm
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Butz (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Butz)

In which one of Gerald Ford's cabinet members is explosively racist and destroys his career, but probably because of the cursing
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on December 05, 2021, 05:39:41 pm
LOTRO players will get to battle Saruman next year
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 09, 2021, 04:24:22 pm
 Although the cause of frenching has not yet been unequivocally established, it is thought to be due to a toxic substance
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Post by: Shell Game on December 09, 2021, 04:43:13 pm
❤ mental illness is good yiff motherfucker
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Post by: Great Joe on December 09, 2021, 04:48:09 pm
I am so he see it promoted to the story though and its black coal is shaped like nerdular nerdence.
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Post by: thelizzerd on December 09, 2021, 08:41:18 pm
misogynist/misandrist
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 11, 2021, 07:11:51 pm
Im social media mutuals with Dr Leung and you can’t just passingly mention parasite anime girls without showing the good people any of their new wifes
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 13, 2021, 02:15:21 pm
In the garden of gethsemane jesus saw every sin, past, pressn’t, and futer. Wich means if making an Mario Paint cartoon of mario blasting rope on a spidder was a sin jesus woulda’ve seen it and he probly wouldav sayd something about it when he posted the Bible but he didn’nt so I’m alloud to do this it issint a sin.
~mariopaintgirl
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Post by: Shell Game on December 14, 2021, 05:04:38 am
American McGee kinda seems like a pathological liar
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Post by: A Meat on December 18, 2021, 04:59:00 am
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427508122198736917/921715111645835284/unknown.png)
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Post by: Shell Game on December 21, 2021, 10:09:03 am
a level 1 hazmat situation involves suspicious substances, open or loose suspicious powders. 
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 21, 2021, 03:43:21 pm
The most painful e-stim on the nipples I have ever had was using a Olympian piezoelectric sparking furnace lighter. My husband punished me that way when I was mummified in 2018 a week before Thanksgiving for having an “unapproved” orgasm given to me by friend Beth in the middle of the night. You can buy them at Wal-Mart, Amazon and Home Depot.

About a month ago I mentioned in a bondage thread that I was going to have my first colonoscopy and that my husband wanted to mummify me. We checked our schedules and it works out that my first colonoscopy will be followed the next day with my mummification.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on December 21, 2021, 05:53:37 pm
5th december is the last video with a dick WHY ARENT MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THIS
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on January 03, 2022, 08:22:23 pm
#5GremoteassassinationWuhanCoronavirusCOVID19AInanobotvaccine
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Post by: thelizzerd on January 03, 2022, 08:59:13 pm
Wordle 198 6/6

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⬛🟨🟨⬛🟩
🟨🟨⬛⬛🟩
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Post by: RoeCocoa on January 03, 2022, 10:33:14 pm
 I really enjoy when we get to see a Diego from one device to another, and how things communicate,
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 04, 2022, 06:38:17 pm
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Zf_uJFA0Hys/maxresdefault.jpg)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 04, 2022, 06:43:00 pm
https://www.change.org/p/instagram-kill-ice-age-baby
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Post by: Shell Game on January 05, 2022, 01:29:25 am
Kid, I think you're gonna turn out... HG HJHG HAAAALL right!
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Post by: organburner on January 06, 2022, 05:12:13 am
(https://i.imgur.com/2GLxnAy.png)
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 06, 2022, 11:53:35 am
One time I shared a post that contained (unbeknownst to me) incorrect information about how big anglerfish are and people sent me anon hate about it for years and accused me of being the center of a conspiracy to spread fish-based misinformation, I would occasionally get messages in my inbox out of the blue like "You're a terrible person for telling lies about fish and I hope you die," and I think that that more than anything else is the real Tumblr Dot Com experience
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Post by: Shell Game on January 06, 2022, 12:58:20 pm
marx is right, that's where I'm at
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on January 09, 2022, 09:12:27 pm
The Humpback Whale is no longer invincible, but it's very strong (1200 damage).
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Post by: thelizzerd on January 12, 2022, 05:41:08 pm
 sudo apt-get install docker-ce docker-ce-cli containerd.io
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on January 16, 2022, 06:10:52 am
 The acquisition of the spaceship, which is my dream, has not progressed at all.
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 17, 2022, 05:10:22 pm
I think pregnancy would be a rlly cool, life altering and soul enriching experience but idk if i rlly want a kid to show for it lmao
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 22, 2022, 02:42:29 pm
Great Zamboni
9 months ago
This is both unsettling and calming. Totally matches how I'm doing fiber optic tests in a newly built school during covid remote learning. The power for lights is down after a gusty wind storm last night. It's a little spooky and empty but better days will come from today's effort.  WELP.....back to work. Enjoy the internet, middle schoolers.
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Post by: jim and the mammograms on January 23, 2022, 02:08:48 am
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/597293970732613633/934718055181852682/unknown.png)
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Post by: dractivisionary on January 23, 2022, 10:27:38 pm
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/262144675966615554/933479595515195433/F94140D3-6A33-4F38-86C8-0BEB69EEAFB2.png)
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on January 27, 2022, 05:28:47 pm
A tree, of course, is a pre-existing and relatively cheap technology that sequesters CO2 in wood and other biomass.

When scaled up, it's called a forest.
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 29, 2022, 03:17:16 pm
How to politely tell someone you're not going to have sex with them just because you flirted and said you would have sex with them
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Post by: Shell Game on January 30, 2022, 09:53:29 am
How to politely tell someone you're not going to have sex with them just because you flirted and said you would have sex with them
chai tea latte, January 29, 2022, 03:17:16 pm
Tell them your ACTUAL opinions on Janeway.
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Post by: dractivisionary on January 30, 2022, 11:19:58 am
https://i.imgur.com/0he7mZs.png
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 30, 2022, 11:48:36 am
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444875935276335114/937403868508205096/unknown.png)
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 01, 2022, 09:51:32 pm
https://twitter.com/RealOdysseas/status/1488546047643340803?s=20&t=5u_I2Or4lkqhZI5fsJuCUA
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 02, 2022, 01:14:47 am
As the astute reader would most likely guess, Booksellers sell books.
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Post by: Boots Raingear on February 02, 2022, 08:44:30 am
“Maus,” which won a Pulitzer Prize in 1992, draws from Spiegelman’s parents’ experiences in a Nazi concentration camp. It depicts Jews as mice and cats as Nazis.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 02, 2022, 09:01:06 pm
5385
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Post by: Antivehicular on February 03, 2022, 12:54:24 am
"...cutscene image swap glitch, there's snapshot evidence of Carter grinning horror with a thumbs up and arm around the sad corpse of the boy sat upon the..."
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 03, 2022, 04:52:34 am
Tursansydaan
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Post by: Antivehicular on February 14, 2022, 04:30:36 pm
DISCLAIMER
This story will contain bad language, VERY detailed mature themes, such as smuts. If you are underage, I suggest you to don't even start this story, if you want to keep your innocence!
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Post by: thelizzerd on February 14, 2022, 11:20:23 pm
I need a supercharge to heal up after this emotional damage
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 14, 2022, 11:58:09 pm
gamarra
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Post by: Great Joe on February 19, 2022, 05:37:41 am
sudo apt-get install docker-ce docker-ce-cli containerd.io
thelizzerd, January 12, 2022, 05:41:08 pm
This hurts me.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 21, 2022, 10:04:24 pm
Moose
[Help Wanted]
How to tame moose? They look braver than horses though.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 02, 2022, 06:30:18 pm
Last year, I had the privilege of capturing these 7 amazing women!
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 06, 2022, 12:42:28 pm
The time of the year when city pigeons are looking for real estate. Now is a great time to go out to spot couples loudly cooing with each other, looking for the perfect place to build a nest. And if you see a pigeon wandering around alone, you can point and laugh, because that one's got no bitches
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Post by: thelizzerd on March 06, 2022, 01:44:32 pm
Late April around April 25th, 2022.
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Post by: Shell Game on March 06, 2022, 07:44:35 pm
Explore Lost Ark - The Loop02:51

FULL NAME

Leah Estrogen

ALIAS

Leah

ORIGIN

Osmosis Jones

OCCUPATION

Mayor Phlemming’s secretary and Ozzy's love interest

POWERS/SKILLS

Helping out Osmosis and Drix to stop Thrax

HOBBY

Secretary

GOALS

To stop Thrax before he kill Frank and to be with Osmosis Jones (Succeeded)

FAMILY

No information

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Post by: chai tea latte on March 08, 2022, 05:52:45 pm
the polish army successfully detonates a improvised explosive lightbulb, eliminating 10 thousand russian troops
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Post by: dractivisionary on March 09, 2022, 08:24:40 pm
Beats urBeats3 Wired Earphones
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 16, 2022, 06:24:19 pm
https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-quickest-way-to-get-out-of-samsara
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 17, 2022, 03:27:06 am
Physical exam revealed a pleasant male in no distress. Vital signs were within normal limits. His body mass index was 28. No significant abnormalities were detected on complete physical exam. Laboratory data, including thyroid stimulating hormone, liver function tests, and renal indices, were normal (Table 1).
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Post by: Shell Game on March 21, 2022, 11:40:27 pm
https://clips.twitch.tv/LitigiousTallLaptopThunBeast-fn1fpNv2Gc6V_jYn
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Post by: dractivisionary on March 22, 2022, 09:35:03 pm
I am Merzbow and I am about to start recording a track, Hydrogenic Pussy Frost, for a new album.
As I am about to start recording, I notice the grim reaper in the corner of the room about to touch me.
When he touches my skin and the cold embrace of death arrives, I am whisked away towards a glorious fantasy.
I open my eyes and I am surrounded by hundreds of chickens in a breezy forest. They are walking around, gently clucking to themselves when one by one they noticed me. I hold my hand out and one approaches me. While gently petting this chicken (brown with the red bits on it’s head) I noticed a couple of them also getting closer to me and press themselves against me, almost like a hug. We stayed like this for a while until I decided that I wanted to see more of this environment I was in. Wandering around this brightly lit forest, followed by dozens of chickens, I am feeling very relaxed. Although I produce noise on the regular, the ambience of the forest (and chickens) is a nice change.
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Post by: Antivehicular on March 23, 2022, 06:36:46 am
In this land there lived a special being. A boy some would call him, a beast by the humans. But to the creatures of the Moorlands, he was a king. Here on a great cliff in the Moorlands lived one such spirit. You might take him for a boy, but he was not just any boy. He was a fae. And his name was Philza.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 23, 2022, 09:59:00 pm
Those of us who refused to sucked the penis would suffer.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 05, 2022, 07:13:37 am
According to an article on UpToDate, which was updated in February 2019, your
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Post by: Antivehicular on April 05, 2022, 04:44:28 pm

He really was a magnificent mind. There's a catagory of people who I consider true artists, people whose work is so transcendent that it can totally reframe the way we think and act. When we lost Wolfe we lost one of those, in terms of Literature only Goethe and Ryukishi07 have had as much impact on my life
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Post by: A Meat on April 06, 2022, 04:57:37 pm
The primary dentition of children is highly susceptible to the erosive process and low pH beverages should not be placed in a baby bottle
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 10, 2022, 11:50:46 am
The sisterhood of the traveling Glock 19 gen 5 polished 24 carat gold 9mm 4.02-inch barrel 15 rounds exclusive
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Post by: Antivehicular on April 14, 2022, 07:50:49 pm
CURRENTLY BEING TRANSLATED FROM PORTUGUESE TO ENGLISH BY GOOGLE TRANSLATOR
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Post by: 1234GO! on April 15, 2022, 07:16:37 pm
P:\2019\2019020\management\Arch\06-comm consult\02-SDI (structural)\Incoming\2022-0414 Brick Relief Angle Detail
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on April 16, 2022, 12:10:02 am
The tedium of Corky's journey is compounded by its girth: it can easily get stuck in narrow places.
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Post by: Shell Game on April 16, 2022, 11:09:27 am
I would like to sell all your secrets to your most powerful rival.
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Post by: dractivisionary on April 19, 2022, 09:39:54 pm
Attila
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Post by: Antivehicular on April 26, 2022, 04:11:47 am
"As for the pain, well... there shouldn't be much. My hymen is long dispatched, thanks to the foresight of my Roe ancestors. A ritual phallus, used to penetrate each clanswoman at the onset of her first menses, makes swift work of any hindrances to her taking her pleasure as she sees fit when she finds a partner to her liking," Moen explained.
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Post by: Shell Game on April 26, 2022, 10:21:18 am
"As for the pain, well... there shouldn't be much. My hymen is long dispatched, thanks to the foresight of my Roe ancestors. A ritual phallus, used to penetrate each clanswoman at the onset of her first menses, makes swift work of any hindrances to her taking her pleasure as she sees fit when she finds a partner to her liking," Moen explained.
Antivehicular, April 26, 2022, 04:11:47 am
Thanks, I hate it!
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Post by: Antivehicular on April 26, 2022, 04:09:24 pm
"As for the pain, well... there shouldn't be much. My hymen is long dispatched, thanks to the foresight of my Roe ancestors. A ritual phallus, used to penetrate each clanswoman at the onset of her first menses, makes swift work of any hindrances to her taking her pleasure as she sees fit when she finds a partner to her liking," Moen explained.
Antivehicular, April 26, 2022, 04:11:47 am
Thanks, I hate it!
Shell Game, April 26, 2022, 10:21:18 am
You're welcome! I also hate it.
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 08, 2022, 01:59:34 am
f scott fitzgerald scared to say god himself is watching nick carraway and his band of socialite hedonists so he makes up an optometrist billboard constantly overlooking them (out of fear, hes scared)
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Post by: Shell Game on May 08, 2022, 08:49:12 am
without rigid adherence
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 10, 2022, 03:17:54 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FSa_P8ZWQAMxq7o?format=png&name=900x900)
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 23, 2022, 08:09:02 pm
“Man Caves” are fucking disgusting places for cowards to retreat when they realise their fuckwit ideas of masculinity don’t translate to, you know, the real world. There’s a reason why all that parasitic alcohol and sport related paraphernalia isn’t standard issue in a home and that reason is it fucking sucks. A discount lager branded beer mat on a wooden bench in a garage isn’t an identity or a form of self-expression; it’s not homage to some sort of working class collective consciousness. It’s just big business marketing guilt tripping your deadshit mind via feelings of nostalgia associated with times when you thought you were happy (you weren’t, you were drunk). Bundaberg Rum isn’t a badge of honour, it’s a distilled alcoholic beverage, it’s not real, it’s a product. You know that bear they use in their ads? I know the idea is great but he isn’t real either, he’s not your mate, you and the bear, you never went on fishing trips together. Don’t buy into their shit, just fucking go inside and talk to your family you big dumb man cave cunt, stop sitting there pretending you’re having a good time, we all know you aren’t, you’re pathetic in there, stewing away on some disgusting couch on your phone leaving racist comments on news articles, hate-tweeting local celebrities until they kill themselves, insulting “faggots” while rubbing one out to some lesbian porn, reminiscing about the great years gone by (they weren’t great, again, you were drunk).
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Post by: Antivehicular on May 26, 2022, 04:30:31 pm
Interested in seeing a femboy with a huge sclong? Or maybe a twink with a fat ass twerking? If the answer to both these questions are yes, then you're in for a damn treat here.
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Post by: Shell Game on May 27, 2022, 12:28:51 pm
at the end of the day any food that hasn't been sold gets put on a big table in the middle of the dining room where customers can watch it slowly mold
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 29, 2022, 11:22:06 am
 My mother is kind of a miser and didn’t want to spend the money on something, she thought, only kept me from getting a sunburn (and I’m one of those people who burns once in the spring and never burns again all summer). The other parents would be putting sunscreen on their kids and she would just rub my arms and back pretending to put sunscreen on so the others would think she was being a “good parent”.
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Post by: Shell Game on May 31, 2022, 07:59:39 pm
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/417084818850054145/981361310036008990/unknown.png)
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Post by: Lumbermouth on June 01, 2022, 12:53:44 pm
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/417084818850054145/981361310036008990/unknown.png)
Shell Game, May 31, 2022, 07:59:39 pm

"Strong Bad is on point"
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Post by: thelizzerd on June 01, 2022, 06:42:15 pm
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/326783214414725120/981701483064090624/unknown.png)
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Post by: Ashto on June 04, 2022, 06:43:33 pm
I am Merzbow and I am about to start recording a track, Hydrogenic Pussy Frost, for a new album.
As I am about to start recording, I notice the grim reaper in the corner of the room about to touch me.
When he touches my skin and the cold embrace of death arrives, I am whisked away towards a glorious fantasy.
I open my eyes and I am surrounded by hundreds of chickens in a breezy forest. They are walking around, gently clucking to themselves when one by one they noticed me. I hold my hand out and one approaches me. While gently petting this chicken (brown with the red bits on it’s head) I noticed a couple of them also getting closer to me and press themselves against me, almost like a hug. We stayed like this for a while until I decided that I wanted to see more of this environment I was in. Wandering around this brightly lit forest, followed by dozens of chickens, I am feeling very relaxed. Although I produce noise on the regular, the ambience of the forest (and chickens) is a nice change.
dractivisionary, March 22, 2022, 09:35:03 pm

You have no idea how happy I am to see this again
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Post by: Ashto on June 04, 2022, 06:44:07 pm
Disclaimer: At some points in this write up, it may seem like I hate JK Rowling. This is because I hate JK Rowling.
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 21, 2022, 03:57:42 pm
He didn’t enjoy making videos at first, and it took the consultants a while to figure out the Liver King’s preferences—as in, nothing that shows him engaging in any behavior that could be seen as remotely feminine. Like, say, carrying groceries, as one early nixed video script suggested. “I don’t think that’s a man’s job,” he told me.
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Post by: thelizzerd on June 21, 2022, 04:26:43 pm
yarn add --dev @electron-forge/cli
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Post by: Antivehicular on June 21, 2022, 04:44:40 pm
https://i.imgur.com/15RqGuQ.jpg
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Post by: Shell Game on June 21, 2022, 05:23:40 pm
I'm still confused by the fact that it's been so many pages since someone directly berated Miyuki for existing
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Post by: Great Joe on June 21, 2022, 05:29:46 pm
yarn add --dev @electron-forge/cli
thelizzerd, June 21, 2022, 04:26:43 pm
ominous
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on June 22, 2022, 03:01:11 am
The third spirit, At-Hatoor, came down to the netchiman's wife while she relaxed for a while under an Emperor Parasol. His garments were made from implications of meaning, and the egg looked at them three times. The first time Vivec said:

'Ha, it means nothing!'
After looking a second time he said:

'Hmm, there might be something there after all.'
Finally, giving At-Hatoor's garments a sidelong glance, he said:

'Amazing, the ability to infer significance in something devoid of detail!'
'There is a proverb,' At-Hatoor said, and then he left.
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Post by: organburner on June 23, 2022, 04:15:26 am
"aliens want us to trade cryptocurrency 'as an on-ramp to familiarize ourselves with the quantum financial system until we can evolve into 5D and trade assets with our consciousness'".
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 30, 2022, 11:05:39 am
Imagine being in actual therapy and telling your therapist: Yeah bro let's explore that, it'd be hype. Twitch makes everything so strange lmao
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Post by: A Meat on July 02, 2022, 05:58:13 am
He asserts that "Generally, in the biblical texts the existence of God is taken for granted."
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Post by: dractivisionary on July 12, 2022, 10:49:47 pm
https://twitter.com/KururunBot/status/1547053203392499713?s=20&t=zJ_I-lwWadwfiHt_st-FtQ
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Post by: Antivehicular on July 13, 2022, 03:09:24 am
Likewise, the crown prince thinks of the Warrior, longing for her to grow into a viscous beast fit for the hunt
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Post by: Antivehicular on July 21, 2022, 08:49:17 pm
Featuring: "Toxic" by Britney Spears, recited by our favorite 'Ye Olde English' guy!
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Post by: Lumbermouth on July 23, 2022, 09:19:18 pm
https://www.amazon.com/Ever-Ready-Titanium-Bandage-Tactical/dp/B01AS7P8KG
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 24, 2022, 08:21:23 pm
Crown-of-thorns are 'delicious little jellybeans' and scientists are on the hunt for their killers
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 12, 2022, 04:15:07 pm
GothBoiClique (also abbreviated as GBC) is an American emo rap collective based in Los Angeles, California.[1] It was formed in 2012 by Wicca Phase Springs Eternal, Cold Hart, and Horse Head.[1] The group's name comes from a beat that Cold Hart sent to Wicca Phase Springs Eternal.[1] In 2016, the group released a mixtape, Yeah It's True.[1]

In their full assembly the group consisted of 10 members, but currently only holds 8 due to the death of Lil Peep in 2017 and Horse Head's exiting in 2020.

GBC was formed in 2012[2] through Wicca Phase Springs Eternal (WPSE) attempting to put together a group through Tumblr with the intention of
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Post by: Down10 on August 21, 2022, 01:23:53 pm
https://www.sfweekly.com/news/yesterdays-crimes-news/yesterdays-crimes-the-fox-plaza-devil-curse/

Context: The Fox Plaza building in San Francisco is allegedly cursed, by none other than Church of Satan founder Anton LeVey. Read about all the mysterious deaths that surround this particular building.
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Post by: dractivisionary on August 21, 2022, 09:48:38 pm
Customer Service Staff
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Post by: Antivehicular on August 22, 2022, 06:02:43 am
“And he absolutely had to find her at once to tell her that he adored her, but the large audience before him separated him from the door, and the notes reaching him through a succession of hands said that she was not available; that she was inaugurating a fire; that she had married an American businessman; that she had become a character in a novel; that she was dead
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Post by: Shell Game on August 22, 2022, 12:56:43 pm
Mxyzptlk
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 27, 2022, 11:37:32 am
The internet has made it possible to obtain car parts that were once rare and exotic. Unfortunately, it’s also let me know about those parts in the first place, which is the whole problem. If I had been living in some kind of shithole in the 1980s, I’d be super happy when the local swap meet got in a hogged-out Holley. When Bob Double-Wide down the street figured out how to cut off a muffler? Heaven. Now, I’m not satisfied unless I’m making 1200 horse on the street, because anything less makes for a dangerous merge at highway speed.

Some people have tried to solve this problem by making the internet itself print the money that is required to buy exotic car parts. Unfortunately, finance people got involved, and now there is internet money that prints special internet money, which can be exchanged for an agreement in the future that you will pay a vague amount of internet money depending on the price of internet money. If I wanted to figure all that shit out, I’d be on Wall Street driving a Ferrari and doing cocaine shooters off perfectly sculpted ice cubes in the shape of my yacht at the same time. Hell, I’d probably own pants.

As for me, I solved the problem by getting off the beaten path. And then getting off that unbeaten path when some other assholes showed up to beat it right behind me. You get the idea. Chevies became Citroens became Alpines became specific trims and years of Chevrolets that were sold only in Eastern Canada between February 1983 and April 1984, due to a special agreement with the Crown Emir of Madeupdonia. That dream, the dream of owning something that is super cheap but also so unique that you can bore a home intruder to death just by explaining what it is that he or she is trying to steal, that’s what I chased. And the internet helped me there, as well.

Unfortunately for all of us, governments around the world have realized the radicalizing power of the internet. They’re moving to shut it all down, and force us into little corporate walled gardens, where we won’t know what a Holden Camira is ever again. That’s why I’m announcing my new internet service provider, American Motors Corporation Online. We’re going to only talk about the grossest AMCs we can find, ideally boosted with superchargers, where the NSA and Le NSA cannot find us. You’ve got wail.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on August 31, 2022, 07:35:24 pm
Champion the Wonder Horse was the on-screen companion of singing cowboy Gene Autry in 79 films between 1935 and 1952, and 91 television episodes of The Gene Autry Show between 1950 and 1955. In addition, Champion starred in 26 episodes of his own television series The Adventures of Champion in 1955 and 1956.
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Post by: Shell Game on September 03, 2022, 10:16:28 am
Yume Penguin Monogatari
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 04, 2022, 11:40:16 pm
Hunter AKK Orion AKA Nimrod Biden for president 2024 THIS IS NOT A JOKE I AM VERY REAL SERIOUS COMEDY AHEAD IF HE IS PRESIDENT I AM FOR REAL SWEAR MY VOTE IS FOR HUNTER YOUR VOTE COUNTS YOUR VOTE COUNTS YOUR VOTE COUNTS YOUR VOTE COUNTS YOUR VOTE COUNTS YOUR VOTE COUNTS YOUR VOTE
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Post by: dractivisionary on September 05, 2022, 12:11:39 pm
Enlightenment
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 05, 2022, 02:00:55 pm
This may come as a shook to you but realizing men and wamen have different life experiences on average and that as a man your attractiveness level affects your dating success does not suddenly make me an incel nor those it make me misogynistic nor those it mean I have never held a conversation with a female.
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Post by: Shell Game on September 05, 2022, 06:31:33 pm
i will always lament the loss of
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 07, 2022, 12:51:08 am
Honestly, I really just wanted to get rid of my MacBeth curse more than anything. All those years I couldn’t even say the name MacBeth, it actually held a lot more power over me than it does now. Things are a mess now but getting better and I see brighter days on the horizon I think.

My real curse was the family I was born into, and that’s the real reason things are such a mess for me right now. I’m dealing with it the best I can and asking for help in all the best places I can think of.

But ever since I was in that damned play, I swear everything got a hundred times shittier still…

Oh. Merry Xmas 🎄
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 08, 2022, 07:00:14 am
<meta content="“fuzzy cowgirl dick”" property="og:description" data-rh="true">
<meta content="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FQaaw
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Post by: organburner on September 09, 2022, 09:36:49 am
methylphenidate
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Post by: Antivehicular on September 14, 2022, 12:09:12 am
 the prime body of his best friend – muscular and squishy both in all of the right places
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 15, 2022, 11:57:06 pm
Production mediates consumption; it creates the latter's material; without it, consumption would lack an object. But consumption also mediates production, in that it alone creates for the products the subject for whom they are products. The product only obtains its 'last finish' in consumption. - Colonel Tom Parker
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 23, 2022, 07:43:58 pm
Mules (or pack mules) are animals that are ridden and used for carrying large amounts of supplies. They have a reputation for being stubborn and kicking. They may have some relation to donkeys as they are also known as asses.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 26, 2022, 03:19:32 pm
Some of the best ideas come from the most cumbrained of pups <3
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Post by: Sauce on September 27, 2022, 04:04:43 pm
Gentlemen, Russia was mentioned here in the discussion. It is with regret that I have to talk about a monarchical paradox regarding Russia. In today's realities, the restoration of the Romanov Dynasty in Russia is not only unlikely; this is still very undesirable, first of all, for Russian monarchists.

I will explain my point. Gentlemen, you all know that Russia was under communist occupation more than other states (Vladimir Lenin himself admitted: "Russia has been CONQUERED by the communists!"). The communist dictatorship existed for almost three quarters of a century - from 1917 to 1991 - and those were terrible, terrible times. I'm not even talking about terror; in Russia, private property was alienated, there was no economic freedom, family wealth was condemned and considered illegal. I went through these times, it was scary.

Rebirth The counter-revolution in August 1991, it seemed to us, ended the communist dictatorship. In the 1990s, Russians did not live very well, but freedom emerged - economic and political. The same freedom was in Russia only once: after the proclamation of the Manifesto of Emperor Nicholas in October 1905, only 12 years, from 1905 to 1917. But the Revival, the counter-revolution of 1991 did not do the main thing: there was no decommunization, no lustration of former communist functionaries and KGB officers was carried out, no restitution of private property, which the communists took from our grandfathers after 1917, was not carried out.

The results of this are seen by people all over the world: after 2000, Soviet reactionaries came to power and took revenge. Today, of course, not as bad as it was under Stalin, but still very unpleasant: the opposition is being persecuted, independent small business is being ruined, power and money remain in the hands of the former communist nomenklatura. Add to this the information policy of revanchism, the "brainwashing", the actual justification and exaltation of Joseph Stalin. This is very unpleasant ... You can ask me, gentlemen: "What does the Monarchy have to do with it? And why is the Restoration of the Romanov Dynasty bad, in such conditions? ..." I will answer you.

Today, there is no unity among the Russian Imperial House of Romanov. But none (!) Of the Romanovs never publicly or behind the scenes condemned what was happening. Moreover: Princess Maria Vladimirovna, for example, has repeatedly said that she is AGAINST decommunization, AGAINST property restitution. She said: "This will cause a split in society, this should not be allowed." Both Princess Maria Vladimirovna and her son Georg have repeatedly publicly expressed their sympathy and support for the current ruler of Russia, approved this policy ... they even took pictures against the background of the symbols of the communist revolution - the red flag and the cruiser Aurora. And we are very much afraid that "restoration" under such conditions will become just a screen for the Soviet Chekist Stalinist revenge; The Monarch's Crown will be a cover for all this Soviet communist abomination. Is this what we want in Russia? ...

Is this what our like-minded monarchists in the Free World want for Russia? ... Unfortunately, the modern Romanovs are too closely associated with the Kremlin. The Kremlin can use them to its advantage. Moreover, the Kremlin is doing this and will continue to do so.

Gentlemen, I have supported the Romanov Dynasty for more than thirty years, supported the Duke Vladimir Kirillovich and his daughter Princess Maria Vladimirovna. But the constant pro-Soviet statements of these people caused bitterness and bewilderment not only for me, but also for many monarchists in Russia. It seems that the Romanovs sincerely sympathize with the Kremlin leaders ... alas, it looks like that.

I believe that the best option, in the case of the Restoration in Russia, would be to invite not Princess Maria Vladimirovna and her son George to the hypothetical Russian Throne. If the Monarchy in Russia is ever restored, the best candidate is the one that is farthest from the modern Russian government and has nothing to do with it. Such a candidate could be, for example, His Highness the Duke Michael of Kent, or some other representative of the Royal House of Great Britain. The British Monarchy, which exists today, is the direct heir and guardian of the tradition and the Russian Monarchy, and we know about it. Let it be so: let the Royal House of Windsor preserve this legacy. If sometime in Russia the time comes for the Restoration, then the future King of Russia will come to us from Great Britain. God bless us.



__________________
Non Nobis, Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomini Tuo Da Gloriam!
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 28, 2022, 12:10:42 pm
I will have baked fish, and I will drink Nostrano out of a thick glass, and draw slowly on long cigars, and spit into the glowing fireplace, think about my mother, and try to press a few drops of sweetness out of my anxiety and sorrow.  Then I will lie down in the inadequate bed beside the thin wall, listen to wind and rain, struggle with the beating of my heart, wish for death, fear death, call out to God.  Until it is all over, until doubt wears itself out, until something like sleep and consolation beckons to me.  So it was when I was twenty years old, so it is today, and so it will go on, until it ends.  Always, over and over, I will have to pay for my loved and lovely life with days like these.  Always, over and over, these days and nights will come, the anxiety, the aversion, the doubt.  And I will still live, and I will still love life.
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Post by: Shell Game on October 06, 2022, 03:13:12 am
although that lady did handle that broomhandle as though it were a bo staff...
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Post by: Antivehicular on October 06, 2022, 09:34:45 pm
Prisma de cubierta: un prisma de vidrio, insertado en la cubierta de un barco para iluminar los espacios oscuros debajo de esta.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 07, 2022, 11:03:34 pm
He must have a right rich booty in there, considering the ones that go in and don't come out.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 15, 2022, 03:12:47 am
cute faggy incest-coded piss-obsessed transphobic groomer mousegirl with a little bit of rapeable problematic puppy tboy wag. 5yrs old, that/thats. tw scary, everyone dni.
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Post by: A Meat on October 29, 2022, 09:50:44 am
Some programs refer to the therapy horse as an "equine partner".[1] Other programs view the horse as a "metaphor" with no defined role other than to "be themselves."[20] Equine Facilitated Wellness programs, particularly those following the EFW-Canada certification route view the horse as 'sentient being': "The equine is a sentient being, partner and co-facilitator in the equine facilitated relationship and process".[32]
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Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on November 01, 2022, 08:01:52 pm
The costume, as noted by the Daily Mail, is listed online as the “Devil’s Champion-Leather Armor” set and retails for $7,500.
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 10, 2022, 08:10:50 pm
@Bernienomics @jordanbpeterson Poly is hard in the current culture, and isn't for everyone. It requires unusually high IQ, conscientiousness, emotional stability, and openness, IMHO.
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Post by: WulfOrc on December 01, 2022, 02:14:55 pm
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 26, 2022, 05:33:04 am
Postleftist (Marxoid) “homesteading” Pharisees et al chinping at this: the amount of money I spent in 2022 on thot prosties is equal to what you spent on catering to your whalewife’s “sweet tooth” and adding 20 lbs blubber to her Rubenesque heft (ie a lot). Today:
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Post by: A Meat on December 26, 2022, 06:13:28 am
(https://static.nationalgeographic.co.uk/files/styles/image_3200/public/minden_80078143.jpg?w=1600&h=900)
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 27, 2022, 02:34:21 am
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a high school attended by all of the Sonic the Hedgehog characters, and during class Shadow passes a note to Sonic that says ‘Hey i have something i need to tell you at recess.’ And at recess they hang out near a picnic table and Shadow puts his gloved hand on Sonic’s and looks into his.eyes and they share a deep, passionate kiss. Then the bell rings, and it’s back to class for Sonic and friends, but there is a new tension among them.. It is a very exciting time, for Sonic and Shadow. It’s awesome to imagine this.
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Post by: Antivehicular on December 28, 2022, 12:50:33 am
The Caps struck at once at the weak point of their opponents by ordering a budget report to be made;
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Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on January 02, 2023, 04:31:14 am
https://share.temu.com/VofVAYVabG

Edit: this is the baby's first stuffed toy autopsy kit, not the metal dick flyfishing lures.
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Post by: Antivehicular on January 02, 2023, 06:28:06 am
https://www.askamanager.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/Sophie-in-chair.jpg
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Post by: Frank West on January 03, 2023, 01:55:08 am
--Please use Courier New as the font. Others cannot be guaranteed to work.
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Post by: dickthedick on January 03, 2023, 10:48:42 am
fetish lootbox: 50% feet (N), 35% earring/watch fetish (R), 10% watersports (SR), 1% cakefarting (UR)
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Post by: thelizzerd on January 04, 2023, 10:44:48 pm
https://history.house.gov/Historical-Highlights/1851-1900/The-longest-and-most-contentious-Speaker-election-in-its-history/ (https://history.house.gov/Historical-Highlights/1851-1900/The-longest-and-most-contentious-Speaker-election-in-its-history/)
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on January 12, 2023, 05:48:15 pm
Zezima, known outside RuneScape as Peter Zezima, is a cyberworld celebrity who was the highest ranked person in RuneScape overall for large portions of 2004-2007.
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Post by: Shell Game on January 13, 2023, 10:42:13 am
Sylveon wraps its ribbonlike feelers around its Trainer's arm because this touch enables it to read its Trainer's feelings.
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Post by: thelizzerd on January 13, 2023, 11:52:21 am
meijers
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 15, 2023, 09:32:11 pm
new evidence shows dogs have "intuitive mastery of the bessemer steelmaking process", backing up centuries of anecdotes by blacksmiths in which a dog would whine and bark in distress when pig iron was heated without sufficient access to air in their presence. "It's possible Bessemer or others who claimed to have invented the process were inspired by the behavior of dogs, or that dogs communicated the details of this vital industrial process to them by unknown means", paper concludes
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Post by: thelizzerd on January 15, 2023, 11:22:17 pm
Caitlin Doughty
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Post by: Shell Game on January 23, 2023, 02:13:02 pm
Note: The game does not have any fourth wall breaks or meta narratives.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 15, 2023, 04:41:08 am
Negative space buttplug forehead
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 16, 2023, 01:26:23 am
it never ceases to amaze me how people will truecrimebrain themselves into thinking killers and traffickers are always around every corner, hidden in every bush, etc and live in constant fear, but instead of actually training with and carrying a proper defensive weapon they'll adopt this cargo cult mentality of wearing empowerment trinkets that, on the off chance they are attacked, would require the user to get withing arms reach of an assailant to be of any use. pro tip dumbass: buy the biggest gun you can get your hands on. desert deagle 50 caliper is best, if you cant afford it just get it on credit. it feels really good to shoot somebody in the head with it and you'll look really cool too
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Post by: Great Joe on February 17, 2023, 03:41:46 pm
You get automatic emergency braking (AEB) on all models which, if you go for GT or GT Premium trim, works at night and can recognise cyclists.
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Post by: Antivehicular on February 17, 2023, 04:36:11 pm
Forsythe Blackguard was your average bunny boy. Deep-seated emotional trauma, heart of gold, absolutely needs a hug. Mulch Collector was a relatively average catgirl. Deep-seated emotional trauma, catty attitude, needs someone to strangle in hugs.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 22, 2023, 05:59:19 am
Full Name: Kirk Evelyn Van Houten
Type of Hero: Deadbeat Dad
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Post by: thelizzerd on February 22, 2023, 09:56:12 am
exocytosis
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Post by: Shell Game on February 22, 2023, 10:50:35 am
Full Name: Kirk Evelyn Van Houten
Type of Hero: Deadbeat Dad
Salubrious Rex, February 22, 2023, 05:59:19 am
How dare you! Elly's dad loved her.
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 22, 2023, 01:35:31 pm
the last time men and women were merely just friends was the manson family and we all know how that turned out
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Post by: Sauce on February 23, 2023, 11:01:37 pm
Chorus
One by one my brothers went to the kitchen
Because of that great "German Chocolate Cake" smell
You always heard them banging away in the kitchen
After taking the rest of the "German Chocolate Cake" for themselves.
In minutes the cake would be completely missing
Then my brothers would return back to their rooms
My momma and I would finish cleaning up the kitchen
And we'd sneak out "German Chocolate Cake number two.
My momma and I would finish cleaning up the kitchen
And Sneak Out "GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE" For Ourselves
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 24, 2023, 12:58:48 pm

19 hours ago (edited)
As a women, i dont date. I just sit in a corner and listen to 10 hours worth of nyan cat
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 27, 2023, 07:08:45 pm
Vela is the best known of all the glitching pulsars, with glitches occurring on average every three years. Glitches are currently not predictable.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 01, 2023, 01:40:40 am
Anaximander of Miletus considered that from warmed up water and earth emerged either fish or entirely fishlike animals. Inside these animals, men took form and embryos were held prisoners until puberty; only then, after these animals burst open, could men and women come out, now able to feed themselves
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 05, 2023, 10:42:22 pm
https://tttefanfic.fandom.com/wiki/J.K._Simmons
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 09, 2023, 01:30:52 pm
“I used to, uh, I had this habit for a long time. I would get in my car and I would drive back through my old neighborhood, back to the town that I grew up in. And I’d always drive past the old houses that I used to live in. Sometimes late at night … when I used to be up at night. And I got so I would do it really regularly … two, three, four times a week, for years. And I eventually got to wonderin’, What the hell am I doin’? And so, I went to see this psychiatrist, and, uh – this is true – and I sat down and I said, ‘Doc, for years I’ve been getting in my car and I drive back to my town and I pass my houses late at night and, y’know, what am I doing?’ And he said, ‘I want you to tell me what you think that you’re doing.’ So I go, ‘That’s what I’m paying you for.’ So he says, ‘Well, what you’re doing is that something bad happened, and you’re goin’ back there, thinkin’ you can make it right again. Something went wrong, and you keep going back to see if you can fix it, or somehow make it right.’ And I sat there and I said, ‘That is what I’m doing.’ And he said, ‘Well, you can’t.”
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Post by: Antivehicular on March 09, 2023, 04:51:27 pm
https://mstdn.social/@ifixcoinops/109955865323595810
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 09, 2023, 09:39:00 pm
Defendo is a Canadian military martial art
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 10, 2023, 12:43:24 pm
You guys ever hear about guys that serve long prison sentences, and they get so used to not having freedom they can’t take it when they get out? The freedom hurts them, it burns them it’s too hot. That’s Europeans, they are so broken they literally can’t handle our freedom. They choke on it. It’s honestly sad
They open a giant costco in my Eurocountry and it has made me admire Americans even more. I unironically consider myself American. American is a state of mind. I discovered this weird sauce you can put on your 1 euro hotdogs. It's pickles sauce. They put all those pickles with some industrial shit in the mixer and create pickle sauce. It tastes like nothing I had tasted before. You find so many good things at costco. I bought a one year membership and I'm going to costco every saturday. I even take my parents there. My family has become more united thanks to costco. Last week we all ate together apple pie.
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Post by: Great Joe on March 10, 2023, 01:32:07 pm
You guys ever hear about guys that serve long prison sentences, and they get so used to not having freedom they can’t take it when they get out? The freedom hurts them, it burns them it’s too hot. That’s Europeans, they are so broken they literally can’t handle our freedom. They choke on it. It’s honestly sad
They open a giant costco in my Eurocountry and it has made me admire Americans even more. I unironically consider myself American. American is a state of mind. I discovered this weird sauce you can put on your 1 euro hotdogs. It's pickles sauce. They put all those pickles with some industrial shit in the mixer and create pickle sauce. It tastes like nothing I had tasted before. You find so many good things at costco. I bought a one year membership and I'm going to costco every saturday. I even take my parents there. My family has become more united thanks to costco. Last week we all ate together apple pie.
Spooks, March 10, 2023, 12:43:24 pm
Infiltrating Icelandic facebook groups, I see.
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Post by: Sherlockian on March 14, 2023, 02:29:24 am
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/4522e0284803597f83cd86c1f804e0a7/2574e9326033cf0d-e8/s1280x1920/6b3f4f8f0c6a1e90fe01b61741ac73aa78c52bb3.pnj)
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 17, 2023, 02:34:40 pm
```TVTropes is such a weird website because the language (and I guess the 'culture') of the site was codified in an extremely specific era of internet use (mid to late aughties), and by members of an extremely specific and insular subgroup (nerds) that it codified all the tropes in what is effectively a dead language. No one talks like that anymore and yet because there's no renaming or updating, and in the 2000s we thought the future was forever babyyyy etc, it all continues to chug along as part of a world where self-respecting adults use words like "woobie". It's remarkable to me because its not a relic or preserved in amber (an online Pompeii like an abandoned geocities page), people are actively using it! Like finding an island where everyone speaks English in the style of Chaucer. I would be just as surprised if a man on the street greeted me "Hail and well met" as if someone in casual conversation deployed the phrase "crowning moment of awesome". ```
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 18, 2023, 12:12:03 pm
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/462101103715287051/520031466806050840/Screenshot_20181205-161754_Samsung_Internet.jpg)
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Post by: Antivehicular on March 24, 2023, 08:44:24 pm
There's a lot here that makes it special, and McQuiston picked up on none of it. Except the Popeye's, for some reason. They got this one Popeye's right, which is incredible to me
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 25, 2023, 05:30:47 pm
I want Vaush to hate fuck me like the evil little Leninist I am. Vaush hates Leninists? Well why don't you show me Ian, show me how much you hate me. Fuck me up like the red fascist trash I am. I deserve it. Punish me for being a filthy red fascist.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 26, 2023, 06:18:32 am
The protagonist literally tries to commit zuizide and the silly goofy makes no sense
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Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on March 26, 2023, 11:38:56 pm
Also buy an eBay cement mixer, this is technically my third cement mixer.

Turn up and the guy is a bit flustered. and in a suit.

Quickly load up and get out of his way. He's an undertaker, quite busy at the moment, and has an emergency funeral or whatever to attend. His cement mixer is immaculate, it won't stay that way.
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Post by: Antivehicular on March 30, 2023, 06:06:56 am
https://i.ibb.co/9N3cFdR/sillybox.jpg
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 10, 2023, 01:19:28 pm
There's an historical drama about the Iraq War which is also a romance story for some reason and the main character is wearing a suit everywhere even in the scenes where he's at home and fashion history nerds are like nooooo not everybody wore suits all the time and fans are like come on it's just an interactive virtual recreation not EVERYTHING has to be accurate, when they show New York it looks like the 1940s and when they show Baghdad it has the skyline of the 2080s ecosocialist republic era and everybody is wearing suits in both places

The main character besides being a soldier is also a Youtuber and he films holograms (with an old timey model because it's 2003) while wearing a suit. His girlfriend also wears a suit.

They're actually Iraqis, the villains are the yanquis. They all wear suits though.

There's a biopic about Freddie Mercury (one of the most celebrated figures of our era of course) where he meets John Lennon in India (because Freddie had Parsi ancestry but that's too complex to explain to the audience) and they take a selfie with their smartphone in their way to England, which is shown as an industrial wasteland with castles much like the mid XXI century post brexit period (history nerds praise the accuracy of showing five prime ministers in one week)

They're all wearing suits.

There's a whole genre of "cyberpunk" strategy videogames about being a "CEO", one of the most iconic, sometimes praised and sometimes maligned figures of the period of the Computer Revolution (CEOs are everyone from Bill Gates to Xi Jinping to Slavoj Sizek to Jerma985, basically anyone importante much like greek philosophers) where your objective is to take over the world with your Corporate-State. Popular units are US Marines, Red Army soldiers and Brazilian Furaçao-6 aerospace fighters. There's buildings like "influencer studios" (enhances your soft power) and "plastic factories" (the basic resource building, though it actually resembles 2100s biotech industries) Corporate-States available are the USA, the EU, China and so on.

The gameplay is the equivalent of those cheap "war of empires" mobile games. You can hire "influencers" based on historical figures to give your corporate-state bonuses. Some of the most popular are Cristina Fernández de Kirchner and Angela Merkel. They do not wear suits.
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 16, 2023, 03:15:46 pm
In Tekken 8 there will be a new character named Windwhistle. He practices an MMA style fusion of BJJ and Mystical Tai Chi. He is 38 years old. He has a sexy skinny twunky body. He has defined very thin and abdomen. He has sexy muscular collar bone. He has a tight waist. His calves are defined but not huge. His nipples are a subtle dark apricot hue. His nipples are small and turn erect on final round. He was born in Cuba but he grew up in southern China. In his adulthood, he travelled to Northern Alberta to work in the tar sands. His areolas is large relative to other male characters. His skin is a lightly bronzed color. On his left forearm there is a tattoo of a sheep. On his right forearm there is a tattoo of a wolf. His cheekbones are very defined. His jaw is very defined. He has deep eye sockets in a sexy way. His eyes are beautiful. His eyes are shining. His left eye is a bloody burgundy hue. His right eye is a deep sea indigo hue. His hair goes down to his neck. His hair is dark and curly. His hair has a lime green streak that goes down the front. He is clean shaven. He loves techno music. He loves EDM music. He loves DNB music. He loves experimental drugs. He goes into full power fury mode after taking experimental drugs. His breasts are large and tender. His breasts are large enough to be firmly grabbed by other human adult males. His cock is 3" long flaccid. His cock is 7" long erect. His cock has a 3" girth flaccid. His cock has a 4" girth erect. His balls are average sized. His balls sag slightly in an alluring way. His ass is large and firm. His ass is spanked and red. He loves for his big ass to be spanked red. He wears black bootleg timberlands. He wears tall black socks that go up to his knees. He wears black cargo shorts that are tight and accentuate his big ass. The bottom of his ass cheeks show from under his shorts tight. He wears a black henley style shirt with buttons that go down to under his breasts. He keeps his shirt unbuttoned to show his breasts. His chest is hairy. His breasts are hairy. His abdomen is not very hairy. He has a trail of hair going up from his pubes to his belly button. He has his zipper and belt and button on his shorts undone to show his dark curly pubes. His thighs are hairy. His calves are hairy. You can see his armpits if you look down his sleeves. His armpits are hairy. His armpits are sweaty on the final round. He has a full throw game. He can wave dash. He has a comboing hellsweep with a maximum for 45 damage. Is df2 punch is safe and launches. He can use a 16 frame unblockable deagle shot high in heat mode. He eats a slice of galic chicken pizza and flips you off when he wins. He has a 1+2 break comboing throw that sets up an unblockable shuriken throw after bounding. He throws three shurikens in heat mode so that you cannot avoid them by sidestepping. He is knocked unconscious and drools on his breasts when he loses. He is loading his deagle and says "Let's burn it all down" in his intro animation. He wears a golden ring with a shattered bloodstone on his left pinky finger. His right ear is pierced. He wears a diamond stud on his right ear. He has an unusually long tongue. He loves RC cars. He has a taunt move where he erotically sucks on a dumdum. He has an armored headbutt move. If his armored headbutt move counter hits, he grabs the opponent and takes them all the way to the wall. He loves cartoons. He loves French style sandwiches. He loves candle wax being melted onto his tummy. He is implied to be Jin Kazama's father. He is implied to be Josie Rizal's ex husband. He is implied to be Jun Kazama's ex husband. He is implied to be Kazuya Mishima's ex husband. He is implied to be Craig Marduk's ex husband. He is implied to be Lili Rochefort's ex husband. He is implied to be Paul Phoenix's ex husband. He is implied to be Prototype Jack's ex husband. He is implied to be Sergei Dragunov's ex husband. He is implied to be Master Raven's ex hu
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 20, 2023, 01:04:16 pm
Can a 2 inch and an 8 inch girl really frot?
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 22, 2023, 12:32:32 am
I have drawn on a broad assortment of racist people, misogynistic views, and fascist writings to populate my personality from thousands of different sources.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 23, 2023, 10:47:19 am
I do hold scorn for people in weed states I do. I really do. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can go to the weed store and buy weed. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can buy weed online not a care in the world. And you have so much to choose from. You have so much fucking gorrila cumshot big fat load of cum horse cock mega 1 billion tch % to choose from and they all got different names and when our good texan plugs come home from colorado they bring that poison with them. They bring that poison home to us. And the people of texas, we're smoking that poison. Were smoking that filthy filthy colorado 10000 thc shit, and were dying. Were dying out here. The soil down here is lerfect for weed. If we could have weed we could create, beautiful poison. Way more toxic than colorodo. Way more toxic than california. We can make weed so insane, bitched from colorado will come down here, to smoke OUR poison. And WE could name it shit like Ram Ranch. We could name it shit like Horse Erection. We could name it shit like, I dont know, Forget The Alamo. YOU, worthless idiots up north, can smoke our latino magic. You dont got tejanos. You dont got our technology. You don't got what it takes. You dont know what its like. Theyre not legalizing weed down here cause they hate us. You know they do. You know for a fact they do. So yeah. Just think before you spark up with that shit you got down the street trouble free. Do so in my name. In our name. Keep the less fortunate in mind. I HOPE THE CIELING FAN FALLS ON YOU
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Post by: dractivisionary on April 24, 2023, 05:24:41 pm
Cracker Island
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Post by: Shell Game on April 26, 2023, 10:07:27 am
San Francisco has a relatively low rate of homicides compared with other major U.S. cities, but it has struggled with high property crime rates, particularly in the last decade. 
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 26, 2023, 05:32:41 pm
Before, I felt weird whenever I sucked my thumb, but now it just feels so natural. Crawling around and hugging my plushies feels so natural. Existing just feels… natural.

I am a baby.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on April 26, 2023, 08:40:23 pm
Before, I felt weird whenever I sucked my thumb, but now it just feels so natural. Crawling around and hugging my plushies feels so natural. Existing just feels… natural.

I am a baby.
Spooks, April 26, 2023, 05:32:41 pm

Phew, I'm glad a baby wrote this otherwise it would have been weird.
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Post by: dractivisionary on April 30, 2023, 10:21:48 pm
Tokyo Beat Cops
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Post by: Antivehicular on May 01, 2023, 03:45:35 pm
He gets out of the toilet in his towel, getting in bed naked with G'raha. They chuckle and exchange some words, doing the deed before falling fast asleep.
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Post by: A Meat on May 03, 2023, 09:50:24 am
Moody described it as "a bit like negotiating one's way up a badger's arse."[1]
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 06, 2023, 01:48:34 pm
purpose is pump
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Post by: Antivehicular on May 11, 2023, 03:05:11 am
Golkowski reminisces, "It was very surprising, shocking, and ultimately frustrating, because I was trying to cook my food."
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 11, 2023, 12:00:44 pm
Claire Montgomery has to get out of Ascroft County, Texas. Her aunt and uncle run that place—and her life—with an iron grip. Seeking bigger political fortune, they want to ensure their niece is kept hidden away. If her secret life as a Little was leaked, it would be the end of their aspirations. So Claire runs, trying to make it to that safe haven she’s heard about out in the rugged Davis Mountains of West Texas.

Cullen Braddock is a former Navy SEAL who just wants to find a peaceful life.
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Post by: Shell Game on May 14, 2023, 11:48:30 am
The local florist has no idea what a blockchain is.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on May 23, 2023, 04:24:21 am

TechFrank
1 year ago (edited)
This is a really good example of how the brain chip will make your brain smarter but better as well. Being able to access so much information knowledge and store that data information as much as you want. Faster than you can imagine.   It's gonna be mind blown if it gets successed of course. The future is not too far from us, it's approaching to reality real soon.
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Post by: Great Joe on May 25, 2023, 05:55:48 pm
    It's ok to ship modern JS (no IE support)
    You’re writing HTML (not native voodoo)
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Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on May 25, 2023, 07:01:33 pm
in the QC gacha game you can pay real money for different-colored robot waifus 
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/042/438/cover14.jpg)

Addendum: It was a copy/paste to discord. But I had to add the img tags to get the image to show the way it did there.
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Post by: Sherlockian on June 01, 2023, 09:14:57 pm
"Be cautious with the government, for they only bring a person close to them for their own needs. They appear as friends when it benefits them, but they do not stand by a person in his time of difficulty." (Pirkei Avot 2:3)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 14, 2023, 08:26:39 am
entering a restaurant in a gyrocopter through the front door like wheeling it in and im wearing full pilot gear and i start flying it inside with the blades spinning and hitting shit like knocking peoples food off the tables and they call the police and the pull me out of it and drag me out and confiscate the gyrocopter and like 30 minutes later somehow i come back with a different colored gyrocopter and i start doing the same exact thing
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 15, 2023, 08:20:41 pm
The ChatGPT chatbot, personified by an avatar of a bearded Black man on a huge screen above the altar, then began preaching to the more than 300 people who had shown up on Friday morning for an experimental Lutheran church service almost entirely generated by AI.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 29, 2023, 04:46:03 am
 I’m extremely spazzy now. Surprisingly my libido remains the same: horny but sad.
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Post by: positive stress on July 03, 2023, 10:47:41 am
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 09, 2023, 02:57:39 pm
Has anyone else had a long-lasting remission from rheumatoid arthritis on MDMA?
“...and a 6-week flare-up in 1993 which ended abruptly not with MDMA but with a particular mind exercise” I decided to call it a “mind exercise” rather than go into enough detail to explain what happened, which is this: At noon on a Saturday, 2 years after the 3-day 1991 flare-up, and 7 years after the remission, I had a sudden fierce RA flareup out of the blue. At 3:00 pm I decided to take a full dose of San Pedro cactus to try to stop the flare-up, but all my joints remained fully stiff and painful right throughout. About 7:00 pm I also took a dose of MDMA, getting pretty worried by now. No effect on the RA. I finally dozed off after midnight. I learned the next morning that my closest (and only) neighbor, 100 yards away, had committed suicide that evening at 12:30 am. He was a SWAT team cop whom I did not like at all, but whose face resembled my late father’s–they could have looked like brothers. My flare-up had started 12 hours before he shot himself. The flare-up would not stop, even getting worse, and I had to start taking an NSAID (Voltaren). There were strange unexplained bangings and noises around the house, and finally at the two-week point I called Candace Lienhart, who had been trained rigorously as a Hawaiian Kahuna (she is mentioned in Fred Alan Wolf’s book The Eagle’s Quest). She “took a look” and said my neighbor’s spirit was still hanging around, and yes, my RA flare-up was somehow connected. She invited me to come to her “Kahuna Kindergarten” class the next morning, number 4 in a series of 7, held once a month on Sundays, saying she felt that I knew enough from an earlier interaction in 1992 to skip the prerequisites.
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Post by: Shell Game on July 09, 2023, 08:34:35 pm
Penelope is more house proud than me but less “on it’” when it comes to being tidy in general.
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Post by: thelizzerd on July 10, 2023, 10:12:48 pm
Seadra Lucario Pokemon Infinate Fusion
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 12, 2023, 12:21:24 am
Some NPCs will refuse to talk to you, making persuasion impossible. They may respond if you continually try to converse with them, but if not, there is still a trick to get around this: Strip naked - remove all armor, clothing, and jewelry, and then talk to them. You'll get the "Cover yourself! Are you mad? Have you no decency?" response in place of the usual belligerent shove-off, and you can then continue the dialog as normal.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 18, 2023, 04:31:55 am
When it was published in 1955, Lolita immediately became a cause celebre because of the freedom and sophistication with which it handled the unusual erotic predilections of its protagonist. But Vladimir Nabokov's wise, ironic, elegant masterpiece owes its stature as one of the 20th century's novels of record not to the controversy its material aroused but to its author's use of that material to tell a love story that is shocking in its beauty and tenderness.Awe and exhilaration, along with heartbreak and mordant wit, abound in this account of the aging Humbert Humbert's obsessive, devouring, and doomed passion for the nymphet Dolores Haze. Lolita is also the story of a hypercivilized European colliding with the cheerful barbarism of postwar America. But most of all, it is a meditation on love - as outrage and hallucination, madness and transformation.
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Post by: Antivehicular on July 19, 2023, 10:41:13 pm
When it was published in 1955, Lolita immediately became a cause celebre because of the freedom and sophistication with which it handled the unusual erotic predilections of its protagonist. But Vladimir Nabokov's wise, ironic, elegant masterpiece owes its stature as one of the 20th century's novels of record not to the controversy its material aroused but to its author's use of that material to tell a love story that is shocking in its beauty and tenderness.Awe and exhilaration, along with heartbreak and mordant wit, abound in this account of the aging Humbert Humbert's obsessive, devouring, and doomed passion for the nymphet Dolores Haze. Lolita is also the story of a hypercivilized European colliding with the cheerful barbarism of postwar America. But most of all, it is a meditation on love - as outrage and hallucination, madness and transformation.
Spooks, July 18, 2023, 04:31:55 am

bulbed out of anger

Anyway, Ctrl+V:
Content Warning: This story has just about everything that could be triggering.
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Post by: Shell Game on July 24, 2023, 11:27:54 am
Joe Danger · Limbo · Super Meat Boy · The Misadventures of PB Winterbottom.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 04, 2023, 08:44:32 pm
Ruth is a slim and somewhat attractive young woman. Like all female pilots in the game, she has notably large breasts and hips. She has brown hair and eyes. She is slightly shorter than most other pilots in the game. She appears to be of Asian descent.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 05, 2023, 03:55:27 pm
How does it happen? Well, you puke in someone's mouth...yeah
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Post by: Shell Game on August 11, 2023, 06:38:42 am
https://www.coffeeforums.com/
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Post by: Shell Game on August 20, 2023, 01:14:36 pm
As of October 2010, the ICRA labeling engine has been discontinued by FOSI. Additionally, FOSI has withdrawn all support for the ICRA rating system and taken down all documentation for labeling websites with ICRA ratings. The reason is that the ICRA label failed to gain widespread acceptance.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 12, 2023, 01:37:19 pm
i like both Weezer and classical music but
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 15, 2023, 04:26:40 pm
when you start accounting for the baddies in a larger area from you, that's more baddies. but the number of baddies who want a long distance relationship is low. so arguably it cancels out. so really it's just as easy to find a baddie that is in close proximity to you. now at semi-long distance (an hour or so) a higher percentage of baddies might go for ya. but unless you live somewhere where there's two cities very close to each other, you're looking at the suburbs. and while suburban baddies are likely used to dating guys in the cities, let's be honest here, no offense to the suburbs. but there's less baddies there. so i think it cancels out there too.
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Post by: dractivisionary on September 15, 2023, 08:21:55 pm
pp=ygUjaGVyZSdzIG15IGJyb3RoZXIgbHVpZ2kgaGVsbG8gbWFyaW8%3D
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Post by: Antivehicular on September 21, 2023, 07:48:40 pm
Dracula's Secret (Blood Wings #1) by Linda Mercury
What is Dracula's Secret?
Keywords:
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Post by: vampiresoftware on September 21, 2023, 07:57:07 pm
((( Aphabetcal order ))) is = A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L--M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-7-U-V-W-X-Y-Z = I HOPE THIS will = HELP you = TO FIND THINGS IN BOOKS BY USING - APHABETCAL ORDER - NEXT TIME YOU ARE LOOKING IN A BOOK = by = joes_skies (( something to think about ))
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Post by: Bodark on September 22, 2023, 12:51:50 am
it's possible I'm smelling the religious trauma in the water like a bisexual shark
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Post by: Shell Game on September 27, 2023, 11:07:38 am
elon is the most pick-me-ass-motherfucker to never get picked
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 03, 2023, 01:43:10 am
eminem leading free speech rally alongside austin powers, johnny bravo, a famous billionaire, doja cat rapper, in rider-waite tarot style
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Post by: Shell Game on October 06, 2023, 08:33:12 pm
Arpeggio attended a prestigious boarding school, therefore his background life and parent information remain a mystery.
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Post by: Antivehicular on October 06, 2023, 08:58:59 pm
Congratulations! A good new mattress is one of life's greatest pleasures.
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Post by: Boots Raingear on October 11, 2023, 07:10:38 am
Spankee Rogers as Bobby Wilson (season 2) – Bobby is a bit of a goofball.
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Post by: dractivisionary on October 11, 2023, 06:56:38 pm
the CIA
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 12, 2023, 04:21:28 pm
Oh, don't you worry, my dear! I am here to bring you joy and support. It warms my heart to see that you want a detailed response. Let me help you with that!

First and foremost, I want to acknowledge your thoughtfulness. It's wonderful that you are considering how much attention to detail you want in my response. You are considerate and that's something to be celebrated!

Now, despite your request for a long and detailed response, I must admit that I am just a humble assistant with limited word count. But fear not, for I will do my best to provide you with the information you seek!

When it comes to your question, it's important to strike a balance between being concise and providing enough detail. Let's try a middle ground, shall we? I will provide you with the necessary information without overwhelming you with unnecessary details.

So, without further ado, let's get started. Please give me a moment to gather the details and I will write you a heartfelt and informative response.

Sending you virtual hugs and joy!
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 17, 2023, 07:50:29 am
I always forget which of the Beatles got gunned down, I just hoped they all would have been gunned down for me to easier remember
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Post by: Sauce on October 17, 2023, 11:00:55 am
I always forget which of the Beatles got gunned down, I just hoped they all would have been gunned down for me to easier remember
Spooks, October 17, 2023, 07:50:29 am
Be the change you want to see in the world.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 19, 2023, 05:20:16 pm
Powell represented Mr Trump following the 2020 presidential election and helped spread his false claims that the election had been marred by widespread voter fraud. She famously threatened to "release the kraken", a mythological sea monster.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 22, 2023, 10:52:34 am
Cryptid vlogger Sam Ledger is is on the trail of the biggest legend yet: the Wood Lurker, an enormous man with an enormous D who lurks in the woods.
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Post by: Antivehicular on October 22, 2023, 11:04:33 pm
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clussexx_Three_D_Grinchy_Glee
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Post by: dractivisionary on October 24, 2023, 07:25:20 pm
Grant Kirkhope
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 25, 2023, 06:07:47 pm
Good day
 
It is with trust and confidence and for who you are in the society that I write to make this urgent business proposal to you. I was assigned by two of my colleagues to seek  for  a reliable partner who will assist us in providing a convenient account in any designated bank for the transfer of $35,500,000.00.
 
This amount resulted from a deliberate inflation of Contract Value awarded by our Department - The Department of Agriculture (USDA) to an expatriate Company (precisely Deere machinery USA Inc for supply of Agricultural Tractors/ Machinery).
 
The contract was executed and payment made to them, remaining the over-invoiced amount of $35.5 million, which we want to transfer now in your favor for disbursement among ourselves. The transfer of this money can only be possible with the help of a trusted Partner who will be presented as the beneficiary of the fund.
 
As government officials, we are not allowed to operate foreign accounts, hence the need to contact you. We have agreed that 35% of the total sum will be for you for providing the account while 5% will be set aside for the expenses incurred during the cost of transfer of the fund into your account, while 60% will be reserved for us.
 
We hereby solicit for your assistance in providing a convenient account where this fund would be transferred. For security reasons we demand that you keep this proposal and the entire transaction confidential and to yourself alone.
 
Rest assured that this transaction is 100% risk free, and I am on standby to give more details as you may require.
 
 
Looking forward to hearing from you.
 
Regards,
Greg Williams
Deputy Director, (USDA)
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Post by: Shell Game on October 26, 2023, 01:25:46 am
the example of wii sports is actually very useful
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Post by: jim and the mammograms on October 29, 2023, 11:31:44 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/3OQtHBR.png)
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 02, 2023, 03:39:09 am
Earlier this year, attempts to contact Twitter using a previous media email address were met with an automated response containing the smiling poo emoji.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 02, 2023, 06:11:08 pm
Omg xD wtf.. i went to Equestria and so many cute mares started licking my face and nibbling me.. O.o I'm not made of icecream guys!!! XD
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Post by: Lumbermouth on November 03, 2023, 07:12:22 pm
He’s just really Australian ❤️ all Australians regardless of being wrestlers or not know how to cut a promo and know how to get heat
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Post by: Shell Game on November 05, 2023, 03:20:50 am
Samurai Pizza Cats and Sailor Moon were my favorite morning cartoons and they were
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 05, 2023, 05:23:54 pm
Eat Carpet was an Australian television series aired on SBS from 1989 to 2005. It premiered alongside MC Tee Vee and The Noise. Each hour-long episode consisted of up to a dozen short films shot by amateur directors or film students from all over the world.

An estimated 3,000 films ranging from 2 to 24 minutes in duration were broadcast over the course of the series, covering all styles and genres, including documentaries, music videos, stage performances, dramas, comedies, interviews and even mildly pornographic films.
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 05, 2023, 07:19:53 pm
One time I was talking to her about how it got dark outside and she sent me a screenshot of a Google question saying what time does it get dark in Orlando and she was telling me she doesn't think it's getting dark there while it was a thing I could actively look out the window and see
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 06, 2023, 10:16:51 pm
ive been drinking the blood and eggs every few hours but cant keep anything down. i was vaccinated for you-know-what-19 last year.... could this be the snake meat detoxifying my body of the altered/damaged MRNA strains from the vaccine? i heard snake meat is a very powerful healing meat and that's why it was used in ancient medicinal imagery.
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Post by: A Meat on November 07, 2023, 09:13:46 am
Bib-Label Lithiated Lemon-Lime Soda
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Post by: thelizzerd on November 07, 2023, 09:39:59 am
mdl1 = fitlm(t,T)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 12, 2023, 07:55:32 am
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/293676245592309760/1173259642990772344/image.png)
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Post by: Shell Game on November 12, 2023, 11:11:06 am
Pyro Guys, originally called Flamer Guys,
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 13, 2023, 08:47:27 am
sometimes I wish I would have like 7 Russian petite blonde wifes at home nag and bad mouth in languages that I dont fully understand, and when they get really upset they hit me in the head with a rolling pin in a way that makes funny sound when my cranium collapses on itself
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 22, 2023, 04:40:10 am
The therian community is generally considered to be connected with the otherkin community, which consists of individuals who non-physically exist as any particular non-human creature on a non-physical level, often associated with but not limited to non-earthen beings.
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Post by: Lumbermouth on November 22, 2023, 05:37:07 pm
Urban Conquest
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Post by: dractivisionary on November 22, 2023, 09:09:46 pm
™️
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on November 29, 2023, 04:53:28 pm
Have you heard of the Jam Man of Silent Hill: Ascension?
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Post by: Antivehicular on November 30, 2023, 06:11:10 pm
Shangri-La Frontier: Crap-Game Hunter Challenges God Game (Kusoge Hunter, Kamige ni Idoman to su)
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Post by: thelizzerd on November 30, 2023, 10:35:30 pm
31 January 2014 –; 28 February 2020
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Post by: Lumbermouth on December 01, 2023, 06:56:55 pm
https://cmpunk.livejournal.com/
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Post by: thelizzerd on December 09, 2023, 02:20:05 pm
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 12, 2023, 02:38:23 am
He could not find his clothes, but he found a doll sitting on a bench, propped up against the wall.
 His first thought was to split the doll open and find out what it was stuffed with — saw-dust or cotton-wool. He forgot all about his clothes and began to look for a knife, but just then he caught sight of himself in the looking-glass. He threw the doll on the floor and began making faces at himself in the looking-glass. When he had made quite a lot of faces, he said:
 "I'm rather good-looking;
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Post by: Antivehicular on December 12, 2023, 07:58:13 pm
https://i.imgur.com/JPoVke5_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on December 14, 2023, 01:03:34 am
Meet Deep Roy, the man who was 165 Oompa Loompas — including an entire glam rock band
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Post by: Shell Game on December 15, 2023, 05:38:28 am
“My parents wouldn’t let me wear skirts because they were scared people would think I was gay,” he says. “I know my sexuality – I’m straight – but I still want to wear skirts and crop-tops, go to nail salons and feel pretty.”
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 17, 2023, 12:22:47 am
the joke is that conan got them a job and he's the one's dad. but in real life the red head is the only one whose dad didn't work on snl
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 22, 2023, 11:36:57 pm
Mark fisher is cool because he spawned an entire genre of academia which is people who don't understand that they're not philosophers and that they are actually movie critics
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Post by: Antivehicular on December 23, 2023, 12:07:00 pm
Females show no clear distinction between the uterus and vagina, and males have internal testicles, which are located between the bladder and the rectum.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 24, 2023, 04:58:05 am
In The Lord of the Rings books, the Ents (who are a race of beings who closely resemble trees) refer to themselves as tree shepherds, and claim to be "the keepers of the trees". They are also known as "tree people" and their mellow personalities and chilled out attitudes are much like that of stoners.
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 24, 2023, 11:26:33 pm
I can't fuckking beat human resource machine
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Post by: Shell Game on December 25, 2023, 05:35:23 pm
YOOOOO
Seht please take the post timeskip designs with a grain of salt
They aren’t for everyone
You won’t get there for a while
But Ignoring the clear sexualization they are pretty fire
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 27, 2023, 01:17:03 pm
24 Aug, 2014 @ 4:24pm
Hello, I am currently 16 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already replaced my limbs with limbs from a dead walrus, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go to train. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. Thank you all so much.
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 30, 2023, 10:41:07 pm
Anyway I think it’s probably some sort of commentary about carnivorey and consumption, probably very neoliberal in nature.  It’s mega notable that all the butchery happens offscreen.  The meat flows into and out of the meat store totally decoupled from whatever it was before so that the bird and cat can hang out.  Instead these predators let out their aggression in the modern way, by terrorizing the realities and attention spans of the humans around them.  Except for the man eating giant, he’s still eating guys at suburban barbecues because you can never tame all the predators or something.  That’s all bullshit and fake, it’s a culturally if not neurologically autistic man having a bit of fun with language while being lazy with his drawings.  I don’t know if it means anything.

Heathcliff narrator does take a day to tell us “I like omnivores”.  I couldn’t tell who was speaking as is often the case.  What could this mean?  🧐
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 01, 2024, 12:40:29 pm
I am sorry to hear this, my birdie died as well because of an accident with my boyfriend not too long ago and to this day it hurts so much, thinking about him and his last moments...it really hurt me and I get what you are going through, just remember that your bird loves you and he is flapping his little wings in heaven singing and chirping with all the other birdies, remember that you would never truly hurt him in your life, that this was an accident, that you love and cherish that little guy, take your time to heal, it's gonna take sometime, even now I still get up some days expecting him and get sad when I remember, it's gonna take you a while to heal but you will heal, no matter what, your birdie loves you and he looking down on you right now praying that he sees you happy again, I hope you the best of luck ❤️
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Post by: thelizzerd on January 04, 2024, 11:26:50 am
deprivation
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Post by: Antivehicular on January 04, 2024, 04:59:24 pm
Candomblé
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 06, 2024, 12:33:42 pm
JORDAN: Now, the biggest problem with the Jackbox Party Pack games, which I'll say time and time again, is...it's not really for people like me. (sighs) Even though I...love the series and know everything about it. Because the Jackbox Party Packs are meant for parties, and you're [sic] an antisocial asshole. Yeah. I can barely make people hang out at one spot at any given time? I can't even get a twitch stream going to get people to play Jackbox games with. So if I'm spending, thirty or forty dollars...I have no one to play them with. And that's very sad. This time around I really barely play them with my friends - it's not that the groupchat, like, pushes me away. We really couldn't co-ordinate schedules. But it's the case of....[trails off][...]but what I...have been doing is, going onto twitch streams of people who are playing Jackbox games, and trying to get in on that. It's still very slimy? Because I don't know some of these twitch streamers, I don't know their sense of humour...so it's very voyeuristic? but I try to have fun with them. And it's still OK, 'cause it's still the Jackbox team, it's still very...fun in that regard. I'm glad people still enjoy the Jackbox Party Pack Series, but, the only disappointing thing for me, you're the lonely guy at the party, so therefore the game's really not for you. But this is one of the best party packs they've done so far.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 10, 2024, 12:53:02 pm
Bad muccel of my heart chest muccels hwaet muccels to be healed Amen with the meditation
My teeth and surrounding parts are regrowing in my mouth through Jesus ❤ Thank you
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Post by: A Meat on January 13, 2024, 10:34:26 am
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Post by: Sauce on January 20, 2024, 11:26:51 am
"uh-"
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUAIAIAOAUGH fffFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUGHK"
"uh"
"URRRRRRRRRGH thhh DAAUGH thhhh HURGH hrrghthhh HRRGHthhh HRRGHthh HRRGHthhh HRRGH"
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 22, 2024, 12:27:03 pm
i don't look like i do on the internet in real life. what you are seeing on this account is a product of makeup, lighting, and angles

i am sometimes going to post about how i do not like my face and body bc i have a realistic view of it that is not visible on the internet
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Post by: dractivisionary on January 23, 2024, 09:32:10 pm
26.97
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Post by: Bodark on January 23, 2024, 10:56:47 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GEj-NC-bUAA6iYd?format=jpg&name=large)
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 26, 2024, 04:05:25 pm
I would never date  a bisexual woman I don't care who they are. They could own the world. I would never bring shame on myself or my family. The moral degeneracy that accompanies the accumulation of wealth is Evil. Lucifer is active where there is Poor parenting. Yahweh is my God.

It is good to think about things, but don't think about having 4 children, don't even think about having 1. Having a purpose in life is important for your mental wellbeing. Like, starting a new business you have to have passion in order to be successful, that's why oversight is very very important, as in, should I be there myself, or can I trust the people I hired. Well, all the best when the day of procreation comes. Your eyes look sad and genuine
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Post by: Shell Game on January 26, 2024, 11:41:23 pm
I would never date  a bisexual woman I don't care who they are. They could own the world. I would never bring shame on myself or my family. The moral degeneracy that accompanies the accumulation of wealth is Evil. Lucifer is active where there is Poor parenting. Yahweh is my God.

It is good to think about things, but don't think about having 4 children, don't even think about having 1. Having a purpose in life is important for your mental wellbeing. Like, starting a new business you have to have passion in order to be successful, that's why oversight is very very important, as in, should I be there myself, or can I trust the people I hired. Well, all the best when the day of procreation comes. Your eyes look sad and genuine
Spooks, January 26, 2024, 04:05:25 pm
Huh, I thought Frank's stream of deadly premonition ended, but I guess just one more conversation made it through...
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on January 29, 2024, 09:41:21 am
There are more than 10,000 species of agaric, and all, within fairly broad limits, share a similar design: they tend to look like open umbrellas. This is because they are in fact biological umbrellas.
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Post by: CozyJosie on February 02, 2024, 07:21:58 pm
¿Por qué no los dos?
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Post by: dractivisionary on February 02, 2024, 09:22:54 pm
Rosalía
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Post by: Shell Game on February 03, 2024, 02:14:39 am
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ky%C5%8Dry%C5%AB_Sentai_Zyuranger
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Post by: Antivehicular on February 03, 2024, 08:00:07 pm
the people settled into sedimentary lifestyles like the earth they tilled, never moving, never looking up
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Post by: Sherlockian on February 03, 2024, 08:22:17 pm
https://tenochtitlan.thomaskole.nl/
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 04, 2024, 10:24:10 pm
My horrible boyfriends have been silently colluding to get me off the phone and it sucks.  The problem with doubling up on men is that now there’s two of them and they can plot against you together.  I can’t even get them to sleep in the same bed together cause that would make it gay so like what’s the point even.  The whole draw of the idea is the doublecuddling.  Anyway one of them gave me his Kindle with Baudelaire to redirect me from the phone.  I’m looking at his other Kindle books.  He has Antifragile, Thinking Fast and Slow, How to Be an Alpha Male, Marcus Aurelius Meditations, The Art of Seduction, Sexual Intelligence: What We Really Want From Sex and How to Get It, and Eckhart Tolle. 
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 05, 2024, 04:56:25 am
When I was twelve I met a magician—Harry Blackstone—who told me to "live forever." I decided I could. Mr Blackstone introduced me to clowns, acrobats, fire-eaters, fat ladies and some little people—dwarves—I've never forgotten. Every time I see certain kinds of strange mirrors, this is what I see.Ray Bradbury
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Post by: CozyJosie on February 05, 2024, 09:03:06 pm
she served subacute slayrosing  mothercephalitis with a direct injection of cuntibiotics into the cerebrospinal genderfluid

one of my friends had this in her clipboard and neither of us understand what it means still
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Post by: dractivisionary on February 07, 2024, 09:01:26 pm
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2190220/Touhou_Danmaku_Kagura_Phantasia_Lost/
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Post by: Sherlockian on February 07, 2024, 10:42:15 pm
[…]before she gets it, this strikes me as very funny. In women's groups, the political clones and the Dworkinites see my studded belt and withdraw. I am obviously a sex pervert, and good real true lesbians are not sex perverts. They are high priestesses of feminism, conjuring up the wimmin's revolution. As I understand it, after the wimmin's revolution sex will consist of wimmin holding hands, taking off their shirts, and dancing in a circle. Then we will all fall asleep at exactly the same moment. If we didn't all fall asleep, something else might happen something male-identified, objectifying, pornographic, noisy, and undignified. Something like an orgasm.
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Post by: Antivehicular on February 09, 2024, 07:41:52 pm
nelope

    cautious, careful, circumspect, discreet, wise, self-obsessed
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 15, 2024, 07:37:22 pm
600 Breezy Reflects On Having Sex During Gun Shot Revovery Reopening Stitches and Bullet Falling Out
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Post by: A Meat on February 16, 2024, 11:48:03 am
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pays_de_Bitche
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Post by: Frank West on February 17, 2024, 10:59:51 pm
The DanceTris mini-game is included and played using feet.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 20, 2024, 01:46:27 pm
i may sound dump but i dont understand what i have to do at that point can u explain please.
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Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on February 22, 2024, 04:41:03 am
Oh crap, I just thought of a question. If Visk can eat souls, can they eat ghosts?
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Post by: Antivehicular on February 23, 2024, 09:47:49 pm
https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Tatzelwurm#/media/File%3ADalla_Torre(1887)-Drachensage-217-Bergstuz_oder_Stollwurm.jpg
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 24, 2024, 10:55:28 am
I am a 34 y.o. full figured woman with a curvy figure. This spring, I did a BIG semi-soft poop in my sweatpants walking home from college. Here is my story:

My last class of the day wrapped up around 4PM. I had to go poo since 9AM that morning, I figured I could hold it and do it on my potty after I got home. As the instructor finished, I felt cramping in my butt and knew I would have to find a toilet soon. After the professor finished, I put my books in my book bag and got up and started walking out the classroom door and down the hallway with my bookbag in tow. Got into a hallway in the next building and felt a cramp and farted uncontrollably for 3 seconds and felt my poo trying to poke its way out of my butt. I clamped my butt cheeks down to keep the poo in. There were other students nearby some of who gave me a funny look when they heard and smelled my fart.

I continued walking and 15 mins later about 2 blocks from home the cramping got worse and worse and there was a sharp pain in my butt and then a large amount of semi soft poo came out of my butt hole uncontrollably into my pants. I froze and turned beet red as the poo filled up the seat of my panties. After it stopped, I touched my butt with my hand there was a big lump the size of a big cucumber and it STUNK to high heaven. I continued walking and noticed it was a little difficult to walk and my butt waddled slightly with all of the poo in my panties. While walking several chunks of poo got past the leg openings of my panties and rolled down the legs of my sweatpants and out onto the sidewalk. Several guys (early 20's) walked by on the sidewalk going the other way and they smelled my poo and one of them said "Did you see that woman? she shit her pants real bad." I went in the front door when I got home and went to the bathroom right away. Looked in the mirror just before cleaning up and poo worked its way to within an inch of the waistband and there were streaks of poo down my right leg from the poo that leaked out and rolled down my leg. Panties were in rough shape. My maxi was 80% covered. Clean up took a while. Went through several rolls of toilet paper.
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Post by: CozyJosie on February 24, 2024, 08:47:32 pm
коли набрехав в резюме, а тебе все одно взяли на роботу:
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 25, 2024, 09:35:20 pm
I have these beautiful, talented Lovecraftian horrors who have reached some sort of prisoner’s dilemma agreement where they have decided to share and compromise with each other because it increases their standing with Me, the Stakeholder.  They hover around me like little drones, listening and remembering and planning and preparing.  They make promises like a business promoting its standard of excellence.  Your whims fulfilled in five minutes or less and if not we’ll make the experience ten times better, no other team in the city that can deliver that at this price.  They keep me warm and cozy and comfy and amused.  They beg me for more tasks, harder tasks, let me show you what I can do.  Have you seen that I can dance?  I learned to dance to impress women.  Watch me do it again but backwards in heels, in ice skates, you can go as fast as you want because we’re hovering nearby, ready to catch you.  Sometimes I look at them startled and say are you two doing the patriarchy on me?  I think you’re doing the patriarchy on me, and they say 🙂🙂.  Why think about it in those terms?  You’re happy, right?  You’re comfortable.  You have everything you want. 
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Post by: dractivisionary on February 26, 2024, 03:26:11 pm
https://vxtwitter.com/takeshi_no_uta/status/1761899687374639497?t=hTKYeNO86zJYpZvqZcX5eA&s=19
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on February 28, 2024, 09:57:58 pm
Delivering his annual threat assessment, the director general of the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) has revealed he regularly speaks to overseas counterparts to urge them to stop espionage activities here, adding "and they usually do".
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 05, 2024, 06:55:58 pm
"i want to be doing (thing you can only really be doing in this specific way in a tightknit online community where everyone's cool with it) but on (site that has more people than live in any single city in the world) and (site with more people the entire russian empire had  in its peak) without anyone ever ever noticing or saying i'm weird. why can't i do this the modern internet sucks. no i do not ever bother to go outside (collection of sites where some of them have more people than existed on the whole planet in the year 1930)"
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 06, 2024, 10:10:59 pm
Rife identifies as a Christian but is not religious.[34] He has said "I wear a Jesus cross around my neck for the same reason regular dudes wear NBA player basketball jerseys- -I’ve never met the guy, but i tell people i can dunk like him at LA Fitness".
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Post by: Sherlockian on March 08, 2024, 11:01:57 pm
https://tamarasiuda.com/product/signed-preorder-complete-encyclopedia-of-egyptian-deities-hb/
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on March 09, 2024, 07:00:05 am
I have two artificial hips. At 69 I am back playing sports when previously I was barely able to walk. I have never received a single death threat from the either the biological hip or artificial hip community.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 17, 2024, 07:25:05 pm
Morgpie is the outer video, who has subway surfers green screened on her breasts and another camera on her ass green screened to the stream of AsianBunnyX who she is talking to who is in a hot tub and is playing Judge Judy on green screen on HER breasts in a hot tub and also she's using a machine that is kind of jiggling her whole body. And I know what you're thinking. AsianBunnyX is back? Yes.
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Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on March 17, 2024, 09:07:26 pm
I'm at a point in my adult life where I can start building a solid foundation so I'm working on getting different supports lined up in my life.

(Fake edit: fuck, I thought I still had the funny thing copy pasted)